Speaker 1: Start up, dot up, Start up, Brooklyn Boy, Start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start ut up. They're making noise dat up,
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Speaker 1: Boys podcast. Back in your ear holes for another week.
Speaker 1: What episode did you say it was to eleven? It's
Speaker 1: to ten. We confirmed that like a minute ago. Well,
Speaker 1: how did I get it wrong? Because it's you man,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of had a sorts. Man. Maybe we just
Speaker 1: said to wait, we just said we we did to
Speaker 1: ten already. I just worked at two eleven. No to ten.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want me to check it. I'll
Speaker 1: check it. I'll open up the I will redo it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why what are we doing here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just solo sexes two oh nine. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: start UF dot up. Oh my god, start up, Brooklyn Boy,
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Speaker 1: dot up up episode two ten. Yes, Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: That's gonna confuse a lot of people because to eleven
Speaker 1: is gonna start the same way next week, and then
Speaker 1: people are gonna here to eleven and they're gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: but then this one is a false start. It's I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe I shouldn't off, he said, let's start again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know us, no edits, We just go for
Speaker 1: the at the beginning. Is not an edit, that's a restart.
Speaker 1: We're ready fire aim. That's the kind of podcast we are. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I'm structured. You're the one
Speaker 1: who's all over the place. Well, I'm I'm a little
Speaker 1: sad today and I'm a really serious note and I
Speaker 1: don't like to start on a downer. But dude, how
Speaker 1: can I do the story after you take a joke? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm actually going in a serious direction from Manu. Sorry.
Speaker 1: By the way, Scaries never owned a dog, so that
Speaker 1: wouldn't be possible. I wouldn't joke. Go ahead, what happened?
Speaker 1: So um, a Brooklyn iconic pizza master passed away today.
Speaker 1: It bears mentioning on this podcast because you know we're
Speaker 1: big fans of pizza. Pizza made us made my stomach too, Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1: But Dominic de Marco, the creator of Defarre's Pizza on
Speaker 1: Avenue J Midwood, Brooklyn, arguably one of the best pizzas
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn and the city. People come from all over
Speaker 1: the world to this day to try his pizza and
Speaker 1: one of the highest rated from Stool President Day Barstool Sports,
Speaker 1: Dave Port. Yeah, and need to give him, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he gets credit because he's actually legitimized. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is I'm saying is President is a good judge.
Speaker 1: Point four. That's what the highest mark of all defends.
Speaker 1: Why I don't want to give him credit because because
Speaker 1: they should get a nine point ten. That's that's how
Speaker 1: high it is. Nine nine point ten is ten. But
Speaker 1: the Sicilian pizza there, maybe he gave a nine point
Speaker 1: four to the round. Is that what he gave it?
Speaker 1: Nine point four till see that's why the nine point
Speaker 1: the round is a ninth went for a solid President Day, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but the Sicilian is it isn't eleven. That's where it's
Speaker 1: at because you gets twice big. It's got it takes
Speaker 1: time like ninety minutes to make and then be hungry.
Speaker 1: Olive oil at the bottom provides that crunch. Yeah that,
Speaker 1: oh but well, and they have other locations, but the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn one is the Brooklyn Well, it's funny you say
Speaker 1: that because that opening this State nine location. Uh next,
Speaker 1: I told you I'm on the Facebook page. I liked it.
Speaker 1: They invited us, by the way to be there. They did.
Speaker 1: But oh the sister, yes, the daughter, I mean his daughter,
Speaker 1: so Matt, Maggie, Maggie, Yeah, Maggie. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you want to give out a name whatever. Yeah, absolutely, anyway,
Speaker 1: I I like the page and I unlike the page
Speaker 1: because I was getting alerts. I don't want to alerts.
Speaker 1: But but I'm going to the pizza place. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: They're all over the place Williamsburg. But the original iconic location,
Speaker 1: arguably the better slices and stuff, is that Avenue Jay.
Speaker 1: It's a dumpy location that looks like literally it's there
Speaker 1: since the twenties or thirties. It's but it looks like
Speaker 1: it looks like it's the building. The building every article
Speaker 1: I read to build the building is in the twenties
Speaker 1: and thirties. The pizza places from sixty five. But the
Speaker 1: building is just an old pre World War two like brick,
Speaker 1: you know, hasn't changed a bit, and that store has
Speaker 1: just been net in sixty five. Yes, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: he opened it up. And there was you know, rumors
Speaker 1: back in the eighties that oh he had the recipe
Speaker 1: locked away in a safe and then he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to pass it on to the kids. But but you
Speaker 1: know what, that that's like goes along with every single
Speaker 1: that's like lore for every single iconic. He eventually passed
Speaker 1: it on to the kids because I remember when he
Speaker 1: started working out there, working at the pizza place. That
Speaker 1: would help him make the pizza because for a while
Speaker 1: nobody nobody knew it and nobody. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: anytime you hear that story of an iconic place with
Speaker 1: the recipe locked in his safe, that's always a legend.
Speaker 1: There's no safe recipe. Oh I do hear that? Only um,
Speaker 1: only two, only two people know the recipe to Kentucky
Speaker 1: fried chicken. Only two people on staff I saw on
Speaker 1: That can't be true of them the food that made America.
Speaker 1: Only two people at any given time. And by the way,
Speaker 1: and people don't know who the two people are. It's anonymous.
Speaker 1: Who how somebody's making the chicken the Colonel's recipe using
Speaker 1: the ingredients to make the chicken. Dude, all those seven
Speaker 1: secret spices whatever it was, and and spices and and
Speaker 1: the uh, the iconic so much pressure cooker chicken. How
Speaker 1: do we get off on this? Anyway? I don't know
Speaker 1: So back to Maggie, our condolences to your family, to Jr. Everybody.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of kids involved. But I I wonder
Speaker 1: we'll tell the story real quick. But I wonder if
Speaker 1: they're going to bury the scissors with him a story.
Speaker 1: There's a story to that, and and I just posted
Speaker 1: it on my Instagram story at Gary Jones. Take a
Speaker 1: look at my story back I went there back in
Speaker 1: and uh I had footage of him pulling a sicilian
Speaker 1: out of the out of the uh oven and he
Speaker 1: used the iconic scissors to cut fresh basil and and
Speaker 1: and literally they they he sprinkles the basil over the pie,
Speaker 1: but as he gives it to you, so there it
Speaker 1: is right there, the scissors. I've seen him use this.
Speaker 1: Look at my look at my story. Yea, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen him use Listen, those scissors in this in
Speaker 1: this video. I'm watching it right now. They don't look
Speaker 1: like the scissors. They've got rubber handles and no rust.
Speaker 1: I've seen him use. I'm not gonna say it was ross.
Speaker 1: Could it could have been dried to me to sauce,
Speaker 1: but really, oh and you picture from with the family.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Okay, now I wonder if they're gonna like
Speaker 1: maybe frame the scissors, you know, put him in a
Speaker 1: glass case or something, because those those scissors were also
Speaker 1: just as iconic. Anyway, if you if you're ever around
Speaker 1: it is not a commercial that we not, um, but
Speaker 1: if you're ever in Brooklyn, if you're ever in New
Speaker 1: York City, it's worth a trip out to Midwood, Brooklyn
Speaker 1: an Avenue j in a primarily Jewish neighborhood. It's the
Speaker 1: religious Jewish neighbor Yeah, go to de Fara on Avenue
Speaker 1: jay An East fourteen something like that. And by religious
Speaker 1: we mean the placed. Um. Yeah, black coats, big hats,
Speaker 1: Cadillac right now, what is it? Some big tits? What's
Speaker 1: the song time Bomb by time Bomb by Rancid. You're saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good song. Now. I was doing black hat Cadillac,
Speaker 1: you know, I was doing the new song what's the
Speaker 1: new song small Waiste, big Titties? That one? The one
Speaker 1: is on TikTok YadA YadA Body Yadaya by the Body
Speaker 1: by Megan the Stallion. Right, That's what I was doing. So, uh,
Speaker 1: did I tell you the story about how the one
Speaker 1: place got my order wrong? Which day Brodie it's every
Speaker 1: single day there's another fucking pizza place to get you right. Right.
Speaker 1: So I ordered with the Slice app. I ordered from
Speaker 1: a place that starts with the letter A. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I go in the Slice app and again it's not
Speaker 1: the app's fault. I go in the Slice app and
Speaker 1: I order. So I'm gonna order a remade uh sausage
Speaker 1: and red pepper pizza that they have on the menu. Right,
Speaker 1: it's like the South Cicia or something, And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: order the chicken palm sandwich. It's important to remember that
Speaker 1: the sausage and red pepper pizza that's on the menu
Speaker 1: and a chicken palm sandwich. I put it in the
Speaker 1: app and a little pop up comes up that says
Speaker 1: you qualify for a free pizza. Remember we talked about
Speaker 1: when we promoting Slice Apple, you order eight times, So
Speaker 1: I said, oh, free pizza. So I delete the premade pizza,
Speaker 1: which was a medium. I get the free large pizza.
Speaker 1: Now I hadn't placed the order yet, and I add
Speaker 1: sausage and red pepper to my free pizza. It costs
Speaker 1: me like three bucks, right, that makes sense. And then
Speaker 1: as I'm totaling my order, I see on the specials.
Speaker 1: It says, try the new drunken chicken palm. So it's
Speaker 1: chicken palm with vodka sauce. So I delete the chicken palm.
Speaker 1: I put the drunken chicken palm in the order and
Speaker 1: I hit total Order send. Great. I call and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: just out of curiosity, you do, guys, do coal fired
Speaker 1: brick oven pizza or whatever? Is it like fast coal
Speaker 1: fire or is it like a half hour brick oven?
Speaker 1: He says, give us, give us twenty five minutes to
Speaker 1: a half hour. I said great, I'm on my way.
Speaker 1: So I get there. I get there like because he says,
Speaker 1: we'll text you and your orders ready. So fantastic. He said,
Speaker 1: what's so in in the So I made sure in
Speaker 1: the APT this time I put David B. Not just David.
Speaker 1: David B. S there's no problem. So I get the
Speaker 1: text message your orders ready. I'm parked outside, so I
Speaker 1: go in. I said, wow, fifteen minutes. You guys told
Speaker 1: me like almost a half hour. This is great. He's
Speaker 1: got a big baker's cart and he says, here you go,
Speaker 1: David B. He goes sausage pizza and a chicken palm.
Speaker 1: I go yeah, that's me fantastic. So I go, I
Speaker 1: take the order. I go to my car and I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna take a bite of my
Speaker 1: chicken palm sandwich on the right home because I'm starving,
Speaker 1: and that's a portable meal. I opened it up and
Speaker 1: it's regular chicken palm. That's weird. So then I opened
Speaker 1: up the pizza. I see it's a medium pizza, not
Speaker 1: the large. I look at my ticket. I go, this
Speaker 1: isn't right. And in the bag with my chicken palm
Speaker 1: and my pizza in the bag, it's fried calamari. And
Speaker 1: I didn't order it. So I go, that's weird. So
Speaker 1: I go back in and I said, listen, I don't
Speaker 1: know how this happened. I was gonna order the medium
Speaker 1: South Sitia pizza and I was going to order a
Speaker 1: regular chicken palm, but instead I ordered drunken chicken palm
Speaker 1: and a large free one. But it's you gave it
Speaker 1: to me as David B. He looks at ticket, he goes, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. There's another David B. What the other
Speaker 1: David B? So he was so with that. An Uber
Speaker 1: driver comes in and says, hey, I'm here to pick
Speaker 1: up Ouber Eats for David B. What that David B
Speaker 1: ordered Uber Eats the exact same meal I almost ordered
Speaker 1: in the app, but then changed my mind. So when
Speaker 1: I saw it, I thought it was mine. So, oh,
Speaker 1: David doesn't work. David B doesn't work. So now I
Speaker 1: have to put in David Brody and hope there's not
Speaker 1: another David Brody. Can you believe the odds on that?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd played a lot of if were you,
Speaker 1: it's impossible, impossible. The guy gave me a canoli. By
Speaker 1: the way, He's like, I'm sorry, I had to come
Speaker 1: back in. Can I get anything? I go? How about
Speaker 1: a canoli? He was, yeah, sure, it's like I know,
Speaker 1: the free canoli. Good for you, for you, and and
Speaker 1: and the misconception and the fact that you jumped to
Speaker 1: the conclusion thinking that David B. I mean, technically they
Speaker 1: didn't sunk up. No, they gave David B his his
Speaker 1: sausage and pepper piece. You would just jump in the
Speaker 1: gun and you assume there's no way in hell is
Speaker 1: into the David B that made an order at the
Speaker 1: same time I didn't food I ordered. So there you
Speaker 1: go back. You know your name came up at lunch
Speaker 1: the other day. Oh what did you say about me? Well,
Speaker 1: let's just say we should have invited David. We all
Speaker 1: over you, actually Elvis shadow over you at lunch. Uh.
Speaker 1: We went to Saddel's and I know this this memories
Speaker 1: for you and and have believe Sidl's we were. I
Speaker 1: was there with Gandhi and Elvis for lunch. Elvis the
Speaker 1: Texan and Gandhi the Indian. Yeah, I like how you've
Speaker 1: discredit them right up front, right, but again, tell me
Speaker 1: how the Texan and the Indian like that. So you know,
Speaker 1: we order, we order some you know, some some smoked salmon,
Speaker 1: We ordered some all kinds of fun stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: all the Jewish delicacies of sads. We know, by the way,
Speaker 1: now opening coconut grove for our Florida friends, and they're
Speaker 1: opening other ones as well. So they're they're they're locally,
Speaker 1: they're globally, they're seeping. You know what they say, you
Speaker 1: know what they say about Jews. Wherever there's Jews, there's
Speaker 1: people who don't know good Jewish food. You know what.
Speaker 1: Elvis backed me up because because obviously a lot of
Speaker 1: the food was covered in dill a lot of the
Speaker 1: food was covering up. I said, you know, Elvis, this
Speaker 1: big days growing up at the Temple in in uh
Speaker 1: In McKinney, Texas. I said, you know, guys, I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, dil is so good, and Gandhi's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. It just gets in my teeth. I'm
Speaker 1: okay with it, though. I said, well, I'm like, according
Speaker 1: to Brody, you know. And then Elvis stopped me and
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, well, you know, BROI doesn't like anything green.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's not true entirely, as you know,
Speaker 1: I said. But he's got a bigger problem. He's got
Speaker 1: the debate about dill is. He claims it's not using
Speaker 1: Jewish cooking, and I'm saying everywhere in Jewish cooking, I said,
Speaker 1: it wasn't used in his mom's cooking. All my grandmothers
Speaker 1: are and my family. What I said was, somebody, if
Speaker 1: you want to sprinkle a little dill, I'm not a
Speaker 1: fan of it. But Saiddel's sid called it throws like
Speaker 1: a fistful of dil. I believe that was a Western
Speaker 1: movie with Clint. Yeah, throw throws a fistful of dil
Speaker 1: on everything. Like a pilot deal. You know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like dil with a bet of salmon. That's what
Speaker 1: that's what we should send the menu. Have a fresh
Speaker 1: play a dil on a bed of egg salad, because
Speaker 1: that's it's all those of vehicles to transport the dill. Understood, Well,
Speaker 1: you know what. Anyway, Elvis agreed with me and backed
Speaker 1: me up. And you know what's scary, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Dial is used in traditional Jewish cooking. So yes, of course,
Speaker 1: I'm yes, okay, I know you're just upset. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I got another person on my side. You don't
Speaker 1: have a jew on your side. No offense, d Elvis,
Speaker 1: He's a const We had several cook to the table
Speaker 1: when we originally had this argument. Several Jewish people came
Speaker 1: to my defense, slices for like this, your friends with
Speaker 1: a lot of many of your Jewish friends. I understand. Yes, listen, scary,
Speaker 1: I've talked to you about this. You can There are
Speaker 1: people that make videos of other people pooping on other people,
Speaker 1: and there are people that like those videos. There is
Speaker 1: nothing in the world murder, molestation, just dismemberment people. There's
Speaker 1: somebody who likes it and will watch it this people
Speaker 1: eat poop. There's people that will eat anything awful. Thank you. Alright,
Speaker 1: while we're talking about it, Lindsay Specter sent me a
Speaker 1: T shirt, a picture of a T shirt that says
Speaker 1: big deal Energy. Uh you know because big Yeah. And
Speaker 1: then Jackie Helchowski uh sent me a picture of Dill
Speaker 1: pickle salt teens. They're a tifil trading deal. Is infilt
Speaker 1: trading the world. And then the Dil Dorito's Nope, no,
Speaker 1: not a fan, not a fan. All right, but I'm
Speaker 1: glad you guys had lunch, nice lunch. You went out
Speaker 1: to lunch again today, right because today was St. Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1: Here as we're taping this on March seventeen, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, we got a little cornby fun ryot action going.
Speaker 1: And then you know, Elvis had the Shepherd's Pie, which
Speaker 1: is wow, what a pie it was. It was a
Speaker 1: huge I mean three people could have eaten off it,
Speaker 1: three people and been filled. It was. You know, if
Speaker 1: you don't know what it is, it's I guess it's um,
Speaker 1: it's lamb or beef. I don't know. Some someone say
Speaker 1: cottage pie is each pie is bevief. Shepherd's pie. And
Speaker 1: the way you remember it is that shepherds, shepherd of
Speaker 1: the sheep, shepherd of the sheep. Yes, that's why they's
Speaker 1: called shepherds. So it's like cheaper ground lamb and things.
Speaker 1: And then on top is a nice coating of mashed
Speaker 1: potatoes which has been put onto the broiler, so it
Speaker 1: has that oh so brown crust, you know, the stuff
Speaker 1: you find in your underwear. D Who So you're funny, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so the cornby fun right thing? Also, uh,
Speaker 1: that's more Jewish than Irish because the other option was
Speaker 1: with cabbage. And I gotta say, not a fan of cabbage.
Speaker 1: Not a fan of the cabbage. No not. It's like bad,
Speaker 1: stinky let us smells like smells like fart, Yes, stinky,
Speaker 1: it's no no good makes you fart. My mother in
Speaker 1: law used to make stuff cabbage. That's good because it's
Speaker 1: got meat. It's got meat and sauce. So I did
Speaker 1: I just picked the stuff out of the stuff. I
Speaker 1: just took this cabbage. There was a special kind of
Speaker 1: taste up. The dog got the stuff cabbage wrapper. Oh
Speaker 1: so you would give the dog the stuff cat the wrap,
Speaker 1: and I would, I would. She'd like, you have to
Speaker 1: at least try it. I'm like, all right, I'll try it.
Speaker 1: I'll try and I'll try it, and I she'd get
Speaker 1: up to go in the kitchen. I would like break
Speaker 1: off a piece and give it on the table to
Speaker 1: the dog. We used to make that the catering hall.
Speaker 1: We called it stuffed garbage dog. You made dog at
Speaker 1: the cat stuffed garbage stuff, cabbage stuff cab. I will
Speaker 1: say that the the red sauce is more of a
Speaker 1: of a tangy or a pungent red sauce. It's more
Speaker 1: of a Swedish orange e Swedish. Yeah, it's it's orange. Really,
Speaker 1: it's interesting. But anyway, God, we're on food again. We
Speaker 1: gotta get off of food. Okay, so we just talked
Speaker 1: about the dog, right, I'm gonna segway to a dog thing.
Speaker 1: I have decided. You know, you know, there's certain people
Speaker 1: in your life you're not gonna like. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like people that like soccer. I'm just used
Speaker 1: as an example, right, I don't like people who don't
Speaker 1: like dill. Okay, Well that there you go. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: So I'm not looking to offend anyone listens on slices.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking to offend you. I'm just saying for me,
Speaker 1: if I was on a dating app, or if I
Speaker 1: if I heard somebody use the term, this would be
Speaker 1: a turn off for me. I don't like that when
Speaker 1: you refer to your pets as your family. I'm fine
Speaker 1: with that. Oh, my little boys part of the family,
Speaker 1: right a little girl. My dogs a part of my
Speaker 1: I love my dogs, love them, hugged them, squeeze them,
Speaker 1: kiss and I love them. I have a problem with
Speaker 1: people are refer to their pets as fur babies. I
Speaker 1: feel like you've gone too far. I feel like you've
Speaker 1: now you've crossed the line of the dogs part of
Speaker 1: the family untill my dog is family. Like fur baby.
Speaker 1: First of all, it sounds like a like a like
Speaker 1: a euphemism for vagina. Does it sounds it sounds yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like baby, go to town on your fur baby,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So, but fur baby is
Speaker 1: just like it sounds to me. Should I say something like,
Speaker 1: by the way, what kind of women have you been with? Uh? Oh,
Speaker 1: seventies and eighties ones scary? You know, I didn't just
Speaker 1: start being with women in two thousand one. You you've
Speaker 1: you've you've talked about talking. You've been with women that
Speaker 1: did not wax their their their area you have. The
Speaker 1: first woman you were with was not bald. She wasn't
Speaker 1: close close enough what landing strip I mean, yeah, I guess. Alright,
Speaker 1: So I'm saying back in the day, there was a
Speaker 1: time before the point industry realized that you could see
Speaker 1: stuff better when you took all the hair off. Women
Speaker 1: had hair. Yeah, alright, so alright, fine, anyway, My point is,
Speaker 1: fur baby sounds like, you know, when you live alone,
Speaker 1: it's like you either have five cats or you have
Speaker 1: a fur baby. Like you don't have any kids, so
Speaker 1: you call the kid your baby, fur baby, whatever works
Speaker 1: for you. I'm just saying for me, I would not.
Speaker 1: I'm married, but I wouldn't date you. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can be friends with you. If you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: come over, I just gave my fur baby a bath.
Speaker 1: That sounds wrong to me. You know, oh I gotta
Speaker 1: feed my fur baby. No, none of this is appealing, right,
Speaker 1: So no, right, you wouldn't you were either? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the this No, what that does is that does the
Speaker 1: opposite of excite me. In fact, my dick just went
Speaker 1: into my stomach Oh, I didn't say it excites me.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it right, right, I'm saying that I'm agreeing
Speaker 1: with you. Don't call that's. Don't use that term. I'm
Speaker 1: out on the fur baby thing. But but speaking of
Speaker 1: loving your dog scary. You've never had a pet, right, never, No,
Speaker 1: I've had count You don't count goldfishers pet. Those are
Speaker 1: scale babies, by the way, if you if you you
Speaker 1: really love it, you call it a scale baby or
Speaker 1: a gill baby. Okay, I'm walking home from work a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago, right, and it was raining, and
Speaker 1: walking towards me are two women with umbrellas and their dog,
Speaker 1: or one of them owned the dog. The dog is
Speaker 1: on the leash about four ft ahead of them, out
Speaker 1: in the rain. You love your dog, you bring this
Speaker 1: close to you know the dog was a leash, but
Speaker 1: still four feet ahead on getting rained on. If you
Speaker 1: love your dog, if this dog, this woman was obviously
Speaker 1: not calling this dog a fur baby, If this dog
Speaker 1: is your family, you love this dog, you bring the
Speaker 1: dog short leash. You're right, You bring the dog real close,
Speaker 1: let it walk next to you or in front of you,
Speaker 1: and you cover that dog with the with the umbrella.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's such a thing as a sidecar
Speaker 1: umbrella where you have an umbrella for your pet or
Speaker 1: your person. I've seen him have like a I've seen
Speaker 1: him and have like an attachment on the side like
Speaker 1: umbrella extension. Yeah, like what you're saying, yeah, like a
Speaker 1: like a one and a half. Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: And the two of them at umbrellas. You don't think
Speaker 1: the dog could fit on between the two of them.
Speaker 1: That's just that's you know. What's selfish though, is the
Speaker 1: is the umbrella is that literally like our half a
Speaker 1: half circle like like a bubble around you. It covers
Speaker 1: the dome the dome umbrellas, and it's almost like water
Speaker 1: drifts straight down around with everybody. There's not even a
Speaker 1: chance the second person could squeeze under this thing. At
Speaker 1: least the ones that over arc and that they kind
Speaker 1: of expand and they just kind of go out. At
Speaker 1: least you could have the option of someone, right, have
Speaker 1: someone sharing it with you, holding onto it. But not
Speaker 1: with the dome umbrella, it's pretty much go fund yourself.
Speaker 1: That's like, did I still sell those? Its isolationism? I've
Speaker 1: seen them. You have to buy him my eBay, like
Speaker 1: as collectibles, No, they sell them new you know. In fact,
Speaker 1: people make the argument that around the city and close
Speaker 1: populated areas, those are the ones you should use because
Speaker 1: they don't poke people's eye out and they don't take
Speaker 1: up a lot of space. I don't know. I'm called
Speaker 1: dome umbrellas. You'll never see me with one. A dome umbrella.
Speaker 1: Clear ones, of course, and to go your clear poncho.
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'd rather get wet. You know,
Speaker 1: I have an unused poncho form a met game ten
Speaker 1: years ago. It's still sitting in my drawer. I bought
Speaker 1: it and I never used it because the rain stopped
Speaker 1: by the time I waited online and I made my purchase.
Speaker 1: What a waste. It's a fucking plastic bag. It's literally
Speaker 1: a garbage bag. They get you, They get you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's worse. See didn't open it. Well I still
Speaker 1: have it in the bag. Yeah, eBay, dude, I've been
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of this goddamn scooter for a year,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna told you who sold your blender? Baby,
Speaker 1: who sold your blender? The problem is you Ninja blender,
Speaker 1: You fight a mix whatever it was you sold me
Speaker 1: the bullet? Yeah, I had people come to my house
Speaker 1: and pick it up, gave me the cab. It's very
Speaker 1: nice of you. But all right, So then I'm staring
Speaker 1: at this guy damn scooter. It's sitting here in my
Speaker 1: guy named living room. I live in an apartment, and
Speaker 1: this is a twenty two hundred dollar scooters. See that's
Speaker 1: the problem. I mean, listen, I'll sell that for you. No,
Speaker 1: no way. I've had five inquiries from I guarantee, I've
Speaker 1: had five degrees from slices who privately d m to
Speaker 1: me said hey, I heard you talking about the scooter
Speaker 1: on the podcast. What is it? Tell me about it?
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden they get fucking sticker shock,
Speaker 1: Like what they're thinking, the thing is two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: This is you have to post it as whatever you're
Speaker 1: gonna charge for. I'm not going to charge hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for the charge fifteen hundred you charge it's brand new.
Speaker 1: They handle you down to four nineteen. You take it.
Speaker 1: No one listening to this podcast is gonna pay for though. No,
Speaker 1: we have some very affluent slices. I don't like where
Speaker 1: you're going with this. You know what I mean? You could,
Speaker 1: you could, you could look look it up slices. We're
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Speaker 1: I don't care those I kind of pop you do, okay? Sorry?
Speaker 1: The o X the o X, alright with the oh
Speaker 1: the o X. That's the site where girls get naked
Speaker 1: for money? Oh my god? What no podcast? I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Hey do you clear your throat a
Speaker 1: lot um? Only when during like cold and flu season?
Speaker 1: Sometimes they get a little tickle back there. So I
Speaker 1: clear my throat every now and then sometimes I have
Speaker 1: to have harry my my lactose intolerance get a little flegmy.
Speaker 1: How do you do it? Well? Like look like that's
Speaker 1: like yeah, like I cleared my throat. Let me clear
Speaker 1: my throat. So it got me in trouble a couple
Speaker 1: of times, uh last week, actually three times for clearing
Speaker 1: my throat's not even possible. Okay. So my my youngest
Speaker 1: daughter drives us home from school every day. So my
Speaker 1: kids share a car, and my youngest one's going for
Speaker 1: a driving test next month, and so she has a
Speaker 1: permit she drives me home. But uh, you know, she's
Speaker 1: been driving off for like three or four months, and
Speaker 1: you know, I give her guys, guy, slow down, look
Speaker 1: over your shoulder. I give her the play by play,
Speaker 1: and she's gotten much better. I don't have to give
Speaker 1: her any play by play, but every once in a while,
Speaker 1: I'll give her the old you know you're early on
Speaker 1: to slow down, or if I don't, I don't say it.
Speaker 1: I'll just go meaning like, hey, does the red light
Speaker 1: come and you slow down? She knows what they mean, right.
Speaker 1: So we're driving and we had we had a little
Speaker 1: disagreement about something, so she was already on edge and
Speaker 1: I had to clear my throat. So, not thinking about anything,
Speaker 1: I went just what what am I doing wrong? Starts
Speaker 1: yelling at me that I was critiquing her, and I was,
Speaker 1: I was like, what am I doing wrong? I'm not
Speaker 1: that I cleaned you know, you didn't you know, you
Speaker 1: didn't get backing out of it? What were you gonna say?
Speaker 1: I was going too fast? I couldn't get out of it.
Speaker 1: So I was the one time. Second time, I'm at
Speaker 1: I'm at home depot and I'm waiting for the the
Speaker 1: guy at the register to do a return for me,
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, hang on one second, I just
Speaker 1: gotta finish up this. I go, Yeah, you're no problem.
Speaker 1: So he's taken a couple of minutes and my throat
Speaker 1: fellow flemy. So I go. So the guy goes, I said,
Speaker 1: I'll be right with you. Oh yeah, But so you
Speaker 1: weren't doing it to get his attention. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was clearing my throat. And he gave me the
Speaker 1: look like, yeah, okay, because I cleared my throat like
Speaker 1: you would go. But I did that, I would like that,
Speaker 1: And he's like, I said it right with you, sir.
Speaker 1: The second time. Is there a way of discreetly clearing
Speaker 1: your throat where it's not gonna signal that well, no,
Speaker 1: you're trying to be the screech. You have to do
Speaker 1: it in a way that doesn't sound like you're getting is.
Speaker 1: You have to go like ha, you gotta do like
Speaker 1: you gotta yes, because otherwise anything you do, if you
Speaker 1: go anything, you'd just trying to like go remember I'm here.
Speaker 1: So I almost should have gone, oh like that, so
Speaker 1: he wouldn't think I was clearing my throat for him.
Speaker 1: So that got me in trouble. And in the last
Speaker 1: time you ever have these phone systems where they say, um,
Speaker 1: if you'd like you know, you can hold or you
Speaker 1: can push one and uh to end the call, or
Speaker 1: push two to have an operator call you back. So
Speaker 1: I don't push your button. I'm waiting and I go
Speaker 1: and they go, thank you for calling, and I hung up.
Speaker 1: It registered my as a push button. It took it
Speaker 1: and they get what, we'll call you back. So you
Speaker 1: can't clean your throat when you're on the on the
Speaker 1: phone when they're saying, you know, say your birthday or
Speaker 1: enter a number. If you clear your throat, you fucked you.
Speaker 1: It is talking yes like that like that, So I
Speaker 1: can't claim I can't have milk if I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: around any people like that day, that's in trouble. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're fucking crazy, am um. So we we
Speaker 1: had a couple of voicemails. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want to do those now, we will do it. We'll
Speaker 1: save them for a little while. I don't know, save
Speaker 1: them for a little while. Is only like one or two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, guys, you can leave us voicemails if you
Speaker 1: want to comment on previous episodes and make a point
Speaker 1: or agree with me and tell Bertie go f himself
Speaker 1: about dell Um. We're at two one eight fu abe
Speaker 1: seventy seven. Spell that out in numbers. That's two eight
Speaker 1: f you a b E seven seven. That is our number.
Speaker 1: Leave a voicemail and we will preview it and maybe
Speaker 1: it will air on a future episode of the book. Boys.
Speaker 1: You know what, tell us that time you had to
Speaker 1: fight with an old lady, because I've got two fights
Speaker 1: coming up that I want to tell you about. So
Speaker 1: let us know that time you had to fight with
Speaker 1: an the time you fare But you are such a
Speaker 1: bully sometimes I can't bully old late you do? You
Speaker 1: hear yourself right now? I got it. Who gets into
Speaker 1: a fight with an innocent old lady? Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: they weren't innocent. You want I'll tell you, by the way,
Speaker 1: if I see someone that's double my age, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: laugh and walk away. It doesn't it doesn't even it
Speaker 1: shouldn't warrant any of my time Okay, I wasn't necessarily fighting.
Speaker 1: I got fought with. How about that? How about that?
Speaker 1: How about that? Should I tell you a story about
Speaker 1: the driveways, one of them, we'll give me the I'll
Speaker 1: give me the one. So I was visiting a vintage
Speaker 1: clothing store to drop off some donations right for the
Speaker 1: for the vintage clothing store, and the woman was on
Speaker 1: the phone. She says, I'll be with you a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes. With that, one of our sales guys calls
Speaker 1: my phone. So I step outside now to take the call.
Speaker 1: I have the earpiece in my you know, my my,
Speaker 1: my earphone, and uh my phone in my hand, and
Speaker 1: I'm talking not that loudly, like a normal person on
Speaker 1: the street. Now, the build the vintage clothing store is
Speaker 1: on the corner, and on the side of the vintage
Speaker 1: clothing store is a blacktop driveway that has like a
Speaker 1: dip and cracks and weeds growing in it. It's a
Speaker 1: shitty looking driveway that if you don't look carefully, it
Speaker 1: looks like it goes to behind the building on the
Speaker 1: that's all that's to the left of the building. On
Speaker 1: the left of the driveway is a three floor house
Speaker 1: where I got with a porch, but it's right, it's
Speaker 1: pretty much attached to it. Pretty it's like the other
Speaker 1: side of the driveway. If you're not paying attention, you know,
Speaker 1: you're not looking to see what the driveway. The driveway
Speaker 1: looked like it was connected to the building, but it's
Speaker 1: also connected to the grass of the lawn of the house,
Speaker 1: so it's between the two edifices. So I'm standing at
Speaker 1: the edge. So the driveway comes up, and the driveway
Speaker 1: doesn't go to the street. The driveway stops at the
Speaker 1: sidewalk because there's a paved sidewalk, and then the curb
Speaker 1: is broken, so anyone pulling in would have to go
Speaker 1: up the little curb across the sidewalk and in Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't have to justify it right here. What happened? So,
Speaker 1: as I'm talking, I took a foot and I walked
Speaker 1: so they wouldn't hear me. Because the door was open
Speaker 1: to the vintage store. I took a foot around the
Speaker 1: corner of the vintage store onto the driveway. I took
Speaker 1: a foot, then I walked fot I I stepped on
Speaker 1: like one pace, so maybe a foot and a half.
Speaker 1: Then I walked off the driveway. Then I walked back
Speaker 1: on the driveway for a foot. I walked off the
Speaker 1: drive It's kind of like going back and forth as
Speaker 1: I was working at but she was walking, and you're
Speaker 1: on the phone, walking and talking and walk and talk
Speaker 1: walking out like I talk it, walk like talk it.
Speaker 1: So at this particular moment, the I'd say, four inches
Speaker 1: of my right foot is on the black top and
Speaker 1: the other inches of my foot are on the cement.
Speaker 1: This old call her an older woman or a battle
Speaker 1: axe if you prefer, walks out in her housecoat and says, hey,
Speaker 1: so I'm distracted by the fire. I'm sorry, I said, yes,
Speaker 1: I can help you. Get off my driveway, I said,
Speaker 1: So I looked down. I see that my toe is
Speaker 1: on the black top. No, look, I understand, get off
Speaker 1: my lawn because you know, you might kick up some dirt,
Speaker 1: some grass, You might ruin the lawn, right, you might
Speaker 1: step in dog poop and then get mad. This is blacktop.
Speaker 1: Nothing I can do with my foot to damage it.
Speaker 1: So I said, hey, you don't need to yell at me.
Speaker 1: Not a problem. I'm only on the thing four inches
Speaker 1: by accident. I didn't know as your driveway. She said,
Speaker 1: it's next to my house. Hey, Larry David, how do
Speaker 1: these things happen to you? First of all, I want
Speaker 1: to say one thing, stop, pause one second. This obviously
Speaker 1: right there and there. You know this woman has lost
Speaker 1: her marvels years ago. She's living next to this fucking store.
Speaker 1: You know. The secondly, she does this all day to everybody.
Speaker 1: She she stands there like a hawk, waiting for this
Speaker 1: moment um. She's a fucking lunatic right there and there.
Speaker 1: You know this, So I actually is the female you
Speaker 1: If I think about Wow, she's the female bro to
Speaker 1: you would be doing that? Will be you in your
Speaker 1: house in twenty years doing the same ship. Wow. Yeah?
Speaker 1: But ahead ahead you think you know a guy ahead?
Speaker 1: This sounds exactly like you. It sounds like you're talking
Speaker 1: to yourself. Here. I don't yellow people to get off
Speaker 1: my concrete driveway, no, but it sounds like this is
Speaker 1: where you're headed in life. Now, this woman here, I
Speaker 1: can tell you as I'm listening to this, she's a
Speaker 1: fucking maniac. She belongs in a mental asilo. But now,
Speaker 1: how are you going to handle this? By by the way,
Speaker 1: nice segue. You just said that's me say she belongs
Speaker 1: in a mental institution. Hello ahead, no continue, I want
Speaker 1: to have this one unfall. So I back away from
Speaker 1: the driveway and now I'm on the sidewalk. She looks
Speaker 1: at me. Just get off my sidewalk. So I said, lady,
Speaker 1: it's not your sidewalk where you are from me, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna break the sidewalk. She says, you're in front
Speaker 1: of my house. I said, was I being loud on
Speaker 1: the phone. She said, you're on my side, walking on
Speaker 1: my driveway. So I said, I said, I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, ma'am. I'm gonna leave, But just answer me
Speaker 1: one question. When you were a little girl laying in
Speaker 1: the street wearing a little dress going to school, did
Speaker 1: you dream of growing up to be an old woman
Speaker 1: who yells at people to get off their driveway. Was
Speaker 1: this a goal in your life? Did you were you were? You?
Speaker 1: Were you trying hard to be that woman? Because now
Speaker 1: you're that woman, think about it. I said, go back
Speaker 1: in your house. I'm leaving. Go back in your house.
Speaker 1: Just I'll go back at my house because I want
Speaker 1: to go back at my house. So I said, So,
Speaker 1: I said, um, I said, so. I didn't say thing rude.
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, yeah, Hey, come back in the house.
Speaker 1: So I walked into the store. I get off the
Speaker 1: so I apologize to the president on the phone with
Speaker 1: where the whole thing? I may have got loud, I
Speaker 1: may have got a little Brooklyn. And I go back
Speaker 1: in the store and the woman's off the phone, just's
Speaker 1: how can I help you? I said, Oh, he's a man.
Speaker 1: The old lady comes in the store. Excuse me? Is
Speaker 1: this man your customer? God? She she says, she's taking
Speaker 1: it to the next level. Now she's escalating this. She's
Speaker 1: escalating it. And her son is with her. Now, her
Speaker 1: son who looks like he lives with her, you know
Speaker 1: the type, dumpy dumpy, he's a shave. He's falling down
Speaker 1: eight three bowls of cereal that more. He's got like
Speaker 1: some lucky charms in his beard. That's the look, long hair,
Speaker 1: like I live with my mother. She's gonna die here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep the body for like twenty years. That
Speaker 1: kind of guy. So he's there with that look like,
Speaker 1: So she says, yes, he's my customer. Was his was
Speaker 1: his shirt short of his uh? The end of his stomach,
Speaker 1: belly button was hanging. I didn't see the belly button.
Speaker 1: This shirt was white with red stripes, like you know, stripes,
Speaker 1: horizontal stripes. He was exactly what you picture and and
Speaker 1: so I'm looking at him like, is he here to
Speaker 1: threaten me? What's going on here? He doesn't make eye
Speaker 1: contact with me, so I don't feel I'm not worried
Speaker 1: at this point. So the woman says, yes, he's my customer. Well,
Speaker 1: he was on my driveway. She's, well, I'll tell him
Speaker 1: not to do that. I'm sorry he didn't know. She
Speaker 1: looks at me, says, you're on my drive So I said,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was you drive away. I'm terribly sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm terribly sorry that that ruined your day. Have a
Speaker 1: nice day. My apologies. I hope your driveways Okay, she says,
Speaker 1: I have to check it, so she was she in
Speaker 1: the sun? I have to check it. Yes, for your footprint. Yes.
Speaker 1: Now keep in mind I lost thirty pounds, so it's
Speaker 1: not like she looked at me. Was like, who's the
Speaker 1: pound guy that broke my side? Like I've haven't been
Speaker 1: talking about stepping on someone's Yes, yes, black top driveway.
Speaker 1: So then the woman install says, ignore her. She's in
Speaker 1: here every other day. At everybody. Oh no, kidding, of
Speaker 1: course kidding. You knew that already, right, But why didn't
Speaker 1: put up an argument with somebody like that? Why did
Speaker 1: you just walk away? Because when you're in the moment,
Speaker 1: you can't always just walk away with a Sometimes you
Speaker 1: have to just go Did you want to grow up
Speaker 1: to be this woman? I felt like asking? And I
Speaker 1: hoped against hope that she didn't have like a big
Speaker 1: son to come out or daughter and uh and get
Speaker 1: mad with me. That's why I kept it. But that
Speaker 1: she yelled at me get off my driveway. That was
Speaker 1: my car. So the woman in the slow says to me,
Speaker 1: did you block your driveway? Were your car? No? My foot?
Speaker 1: Your foot, yeah, I said, like three inches in my
Speaker 1: foot was on the driveway. Just oh my god. Yes,
Speaker 1: she yells at everybody. Don't worry about it. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so call us to two on eight f you seventy seven?
Speaker 1: Why did you have a fight with an old lady?
Speaker 1: When did you get that? And Rody, we need some
Speaker 1: love for our merch store. We haven't been given some
Speaker 1: love to it lately. And and and I want people
Speaker 1: to to go there if they can and uh clear
Speaker 1: out some of this stuff. Because again, the summer will
Speaker 1: be here soon enough and we're trying to introduce new merch.
Speaker 1: Now we still got the Matt Matt emailed me. Last
Speaker 1: emailed Matt our guy and I said, hey, did we
Speaker 1: move any stuff with the fifteen percent off everything? He said,
Speaker 1: actually last week was a really good week. Ok So
Speaker 1: I don't know what's left, but you should get it
Speaker 1: because it's off everything off everything in the entire store. Okay,
Speaker 1: now we got and if you haven't visited since, like
Speaker 1: the first time, oh my god, you missed everything we have.
Speaker 1: We've added since hats. We have all kinds of logo shirts,
Speaker 1: not just those original logos that you remembered in the
Speaker 1: beginning with you. We have sweatshirts so when you go
Speaker 1: to the beach in the summer, we've got walkers and
Speaker 1: talkers shirts. We've got there's still the Christmas patterns. I'm
Speaker 1: wondering if they're still available. Well, they're fifteen pc off.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna I think they're still available. I
Speaker 1: think we have a few of each left, because he
Speaker 1: said we had a few of them. But the tank tops,
Speaker 1: we have some tank tops from last summer that you
Speaker 1: can get for this summer. But anyway, go check it
Speaker 1: out because we still have the sale going on. Right.
Speaker 1: So it's Brooklyn Boys dot Big C A r T
Speaker 1: e l dot com. Wow, we haven't spelled it in in
Speaker 1: a while. Maybe that's been the problem. Brooklyn Boy, that's
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys dot Big C A r T e l
Speaker 1: dot com, Big Cartel and uh yeah, hopefully we'll have
Speaker 1: some new things in there, um and maybe some accessories too,
Speaker 1: because I know that we've been talking about creating a
Speaker 1: new tool. Oh you just proved to be a new
Speaker 1: tool when you insulted me before. But did that hurt
Speaker 1: a little bit? I feel mails did your voice always
Speaker 1: segar a little bit? I don't know, just a couple
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's awful. Hey, what's up, Brodie Scary.
Speaker 1: This is Matt A K A T J. Millie n Y.
Speaker 1: Been in contact with you guys a couple of times
Speaker 1: on Twinter, Instagram message Scary a bunch of times. Uh
Speaker 1: that's why I say you guys are awesome, as per usually,
Speaker 1: been listening to you guys way way before even COVID existed.
Speaker 1: From episode one. Lately, I've been working a tons, got
Speaker 1: a wedding coming up, just bought a house, so I
Speaker 1: haven't had it as much time to listen. But I
Speaker 1: just started a new job that requires me to run
Speaker 1: a mobile medical RV that drives from location location, and
Speaker 1: this week we're in and out of New York City,
Speaker 1: so I've been listening to you guys for the hour
Speaker 1: and twenty minute commute in at five am and the
Speaker 1: three hour commute on the way back from the city. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, from three to six pm. So a lot
Speaker 1: of fun going from New York City to Long Island.
Speaker 1: But uh, I'm just laughing because the episodes that we're
Speaker 1: on right now, I believe it is uh two oh
Speaker 1: ship for two oh seven, we were talking about the
Speaker 1: houses and the situation with the boiler, and that's exactly
Speaker 1: what I'm going through right now with my house. Every
Speaker 1: single day I turned there's a nightmare with the house
Speaker 1: that I bought. So I've been dropping a couple and
Speaker 1: twenty grand in the last three weeks on getting things fixed.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. Well, I'll let you guys go.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, looking forward to many more episodes
Speaker 1: with you guys. You're awesome. Good Bye, Thank you. That
Speaker 1: was really nice, very nice, and it was long enough.
Speaker 1: He can listen to that back on his commune home
Speaker 1: for three hours exactly. Obviously they can get the message
Speaker 1: about brevity. No, actually no, it was really fucking with you, buddy,
Speaker 1: he said, he's been listening since episode one. I hope
Speaker 1: that you'll listen to episode zero. Yeah, zero, All right,
Speaker 1: So there that was that one there and then here's
Speaker 1: Eric code to oh one. This is a short one.
Speaker 1: North Jersey Brooken boys, brody and scary now that allegedly
Speaker 1: we're gonna stay in standard time for sucking sun protection time.
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about it? Now? I know
Speaker 1: scary as not saying whatever, time to stay one time?
Speaker 1: My promise. I have kids, and the young generation have
Speaker 1: been these motherfucker's have itselfer through what I had to
Speaker 1: suffer to go to the library to research everything skin
Speaker 1: of fingertips. Now they're not even gonna have to suffer
Speaker 1: through changing their fucking clocks. This is fucking ridiculous. I
Speaker 1: hate them. I hate it. I hate I hate it. Wow,
Speaker 1: just to be that's terrible, Just to be resentful for
Speaker 1: the sake of being resentful because you didn't get to
Speaker 1: go through it, and you suffer through it. Now you want,
Speaker 1: don't want you, you want your kids to do it.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible reason to to vote for the time,
Speaker 1: staying in the sin. What gotta be honest is the
Speaker 1: father of three kids, I understand where no, you know what. Listen,
Speaker 1: We're here to make things easier for future generations. Listen,
Speaker 1: and then guess what. There have been things that our
Speaker 1: generation has been let off the hook with that. Previous
Speaker 1: generations had to deal with things ten times worse than used.
Speaker 1: Don't invent the car and make everybody walk as my
Speaker 1: kids work. But it's a terrible reason to vote. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's fun for it or against it now. But
Speaker 1: I'll say that the first of all, he got a
Speaker 1: couple of things wrong. As of today March two, the
Speaker 1: Sunshine Protection Act, which says, let's stay on eastern daylight time,
Speaker 1: which we're on now, uh and never go back. Hold on,
Speaker 1: there's a caveat that. Uh. That is only been passed
Speaker 1: by the Senate. It still has to pass the House
Speaker 1: and then the President has to sign off on it
Speaker 1: in the order for it to become a bill. We're
Speaker 1: only one third of the way there, right, and then
Speaker 1: even then, no matter what happens we have to go
Speaker 1: back to the standard time in October, uh and Brodie
Speaker 1: looked us up and then next next March is when
Speaker 1: it would take a pointing forward. Then we're done. Then
Speaker 1: we stay forward forever. Now here's why I'm happy it's
Speaker 1: going away. Well, there's two reasons. So when when it
Speaker 1: turned wintertime, when you when you fall, you fell backwards,
Speaker 1: so the weather was getting shitty, it was getting darker earlier.
Speaker 1: And then you went, yeah, you know what, let's make
Speaker 1: a double docker like so the jump was dramatic and
Speaker 1: then the world just turned a ship and then but
Speaker 1: the only you had the bounce though the spring forward
Speaker 1: like boom, it's getting lighter later. Now it's getting lighter
Speaker 1: really later. So that Paul was good. And most of
Speaker 1: my clocks in the house are automatic, so don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about that. I think I have. I think
Speaker 1: I had like eight things I had to change that stove,
Speaker 1: the microwave, something. It's not a big deal. Here's what
Speaker 1: I'm glad we'll finally go away. And shame on one
Speaker 1: of the senators who wrote the bill, because it was
Speaker 1: two senators I think was Sheldon Whitehouse and Marco Rubio.
Speaker 1: It's daylight saving time. God, No, going for a fucking
Speaker 1: grammatical er. Well, you know what, there's a big grammatical
Speaker 1: error day, which I'll get to in a minute. But
Speaker 1: it's daylight saving. You're saving the daylight. You're not savings
Speaker 1: the daylight, you're saving more. Gives a funk. I want
Speaker 1: to debate the actual goddamn act. Okay, can I talk
Speaker 1: about that for a second? Yes, debate the act? You
Speaker 1: like it or not? You want to? No? No, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. First of all, I I don't believe in
Speaker 1: the switching back and forth because it's been proven that
Speaker 1: there are more car accidents, who attacks, there are things
Speaker 1: that are associated with time change it fox up your pets,
Speaker 1: believe it or not. So I say leave it one way,
Speaker 1: and I do believe leaving it with the daylight saving
Speaker 1: time the way we do right now is the better
Speaker 1: way to go because it will improve commerce for the
Speaker 1: end of the day because and plus people are working
Speaker 1: in the early morning hours. Normally most people, I'm generalizing,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna have sunlight till eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well that's the bad part, right, But I would rather
Speaker 1: sacrifice that because most people don't start their day with
Speaker 1: doing a lot of things other than going to work,
Speaker 1: so you'll have a lot more at the back end
Speaker 1: of the day, especially in the wintertime, when you get
Speaker 1: out of the work, it will still be light out
Speaker 1: your stuff at least an hour to breathe. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a fallacy that they kept it for the farmers.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not not a thing, right Goo google that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna explain it now, but google it. It's
Speaker 1: it wasn't created for so it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the farmers. So I love the far I love
Speaker 1: the farmers. By the way, I'm just saying to me,
Speaker 1: stay on daylight saving now, I would I would like
Speaker 1: to hear from ato fewe our arguments to the contrary.
Speaker 1: It's the early morning people I want to hear. I
Speaker 1: want to hear why you want to put it back
Speaker 1: on standard time and leave it there, because those people
Speaker 1: would argue that it doesn't matter. At least in the summertime,
Speaker 1: it'll still get dark at seven thirty eight o'clock and
Speaker 1: you'll have plenty of time in the morning. I don't know,
Speaker 1: an extra hour of sunlight means healthier kids, healthier people.
Speaker 1: You're out late at night, someone's gonna say, though, well,
Speaker 1: my kids go to school the morning, we take the
Speaker 1: bus and it's gonna be video. There's people who like
Speaker 1: ship fit you. As we established that already, there's always
Speaker 1: someone that likes the other thing. No matter what you
Speaker 1: put out there, nothing's over like perfect. Unfortunately, in this case,
Speaker 1: majority rules, and most people wanted to stay daylight saving
Speaker 1: and and and not change it ever again. And I
Speaker 1: am for that. You don't find what they wants, you know,
Speaker 1: I know you can't make everybody happy. So I live
Speaker 1: in in a medium sized town in New Jersey, and
Speaker 1: every time it snows, you know, people complain, Oh, the
Speaker 1: trucks are never out fast enough, they never salt, and
Speaker 1: never they don't plow fast enough. Right, So the new
Speaker 1: the mayor last year when went crazy with the plows,
Speaker 1: And this year the plows are out like this, first
Speaker 1: sign of snow, the plows are out and ready to go.
Speaker 1: The salt is on the ground. It's like clockwork. Look
Speaker 1: it's been snowing for twenty minutes. Here come the trucks
Speaker 1: and they're cleaning the street three or four times. It's fantastic. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: last week or sometime in the last week or two,
Speaker 1: there was a storm was coming. It was the bomb
Speaker 1: the bomb cyclone was coming and it was gonna drop
Speaker 1: three to five inches or something, and in our area
Speaker 1: we only got like an inch and a half whatever.
Speaker 1: But the plows are out because yes, you're expecting a
Speaker 1: bigger storm, right, So the plows were plowing like an
Speaker 1: inch of snow, but they were expecting three to five inches.
Speaker 1: But they did the job. There were people on the
Speaker 1: town page bitching about my taxpayer money was paying these
Speaker 1: plowshops cars. We're plowing on inches snow. Why are they
Speaker 1: wasting their time? These bastards are getting over time. Why
Speaker 1: am I paying for it? And you wonder, by the way,
Speaker 1: you wonder why I abandoned Facebook. Uh you know people
Speaker 1: people hit me up all the time and they're like,
Speaker 1: why are you just on Instagram? And I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know why, because it can't stand the fucking drama of Facebook,
Speaker 1: Facebook special interest groups, Facebook chat, no offense. By the way,
Speaker 1: I know, the slices have a very colorful and fun
Speaker 1: and positive Facebook page about us, which Facebook no, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's it's those specific town community pages. Everyone gets
Speaker 1: a voice, you know what. That's the problem. With social media,
Speaker 1: every asshole gets an amplification system, right right, Well, everybody
Speaker 1: attacked those people. The majority attacked those people from being douchebags.
Speaker 1: But Nick Slice Nicholas Cassof sent me a picture he's
Speaker 1: had another helpful response in a Facebook group. I told you,
Speaker 1: whenever I want to sell something, to ask a question,
Speaker 1: I get asshole responses. So I've got two, but I
Speaker 1: want to read the one he got first. So he posted.
Speaker 1: Somebody posted a motorcycle picture on a motorcycle, and they wrote,
Speaker 1: who has actually swapped their seat on a twenty two?
Speaker 1: Wherever this motorcycle is on a two thousand twenty two?
Speaker 1: What did you go with and would you recommend it? Um?
Speaker 1: Commuting on my my original seat quite a bit and
Speaker 1: the factory seat is pretty comfy, but not amazing, right,
Speaker 1: I would like So this person wants a recommendation for
Speaker 1: what what custom seat can I put on this model motorcycle?
Speaker 1: Here's what uh row row road row row row wrote.
Speaker 1: I like the stock seat, very comfy. Yeah. The guy
Speaker 1: asked what seat can I put on that would be better?
Speaker 1: I want a better seat? What can you recommend? What
Speaker 1: seat have you put on? And his response was I
Speaker 1: liked the original seat. Who asked you? No one asked you,
Speaker 1: nobody cares about your opinion? And who asked you? Barry?
Speaker 1: Or who's Barry? Barry's the guy who, no matter what
Speaker 1: you post on Facebook, Barry has to give his input
Speaker 1: and tell you why you're wrong. Remember the guy who
Speaker 1: told me that when I bitched about having to pay
Speaker 1: an electrician two to walk in my door, he said,
Speaker 1: these people work hard for a living. About a yeah,
Speaker 1: I asked the question where can I donate extra can
Speaker 1: goods and food that I have? Uh? And something else?
Speaker 1: I said, who do you recommend? And by the way,
Speaker 1: stop right there now. If I'm seeing that post, I'm
Speaker 1: only going to respond if I have the ants a
Speaker 1: two years specific question that's correct. Otherwise I don't answer it,
Speaker 1: I don't say it. And and it's not a forum
Speaker 1: for me to open up a secondary thread on the
Speaker 1: off of that comment. Right now, I could have I
Speaker 1: could have googled, but a lot of times churches don't
Speaker 1: necessarily come up in Google searches. So I said, oh,
Speaker 1: temples whatever. So a couple of people, very helpful, Oh,
Speaker 1: go to our lady of this, go to the temple.
Speaker 1: Best you know shallowness, and of course Barry has to write,
Speaker 1: make sure you don't donate any food that's expired. Oh really,
Speaker 1: oh really, thank you. I'm not an adult. I was
Speaker 1: gonna give my expired on healthy food. Thank you. I
Speaker 1: needed that response. Thank you. But the biggest fuck you
Speaker 1: goes to goes to Mikey. Why does it go to Mikey?
Speaker 1: Because I took some books that have been in my
Speaker 1: family for a while that my wife read, my mother
Speaker 1: read that we don't need anymore. They're hard covered books
Speaker 1: right from some famous authors, and I figured they have
Speaker 1: some value. So I put him up for like three
Speaker 1: four dollars each just to get some cash and give
Speaker 1: someone some nice books that I know my family paid
Speaker 1: over twenty dollars for it when they were new. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I put up, like I don't know, four books
Speaker 1: for ten dollars, not at nothing expensive, a few bucks, right,
Speaker 1: Mikey writes, you should donate them to the library. There's
Speaker 1: a drop box right outside. Well I need Mikey telling
Speaker 1: me go live your own life, douche bag, I did,
Speaker 1: I ask you? Do you go on eBay and tell
Speaker 1: people what to do with their merchandise? He went on
Speaker 1: the Facebook swap page and and decided in the marketplace
Speaker 1: that he doesn't know me. He doesn't live in my town.
Speaker 1: He's in the market place, which is the whole country.
Speaker 1: He's gonna tell me a stranger, I shouldn't sell the books.
Speaker 1: I should just donate them. You know what, that's a
Speaker 1: noble idea. Go ahead, and don't you better yet? Somebody
Speaker 1: left him? Why don't you spend the ten dollars by
Speaker 1: the books from me and you can go fucking donate them?
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah? What do you say that today?
Speaker 1: They didn't respond to that question, not alligator armstroll, but
Speaker 1: not by the way. I love how he doesn't even
Speaker 1: give you credit for thinking of that idea for yourself first,
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like you did. You definitely had the
Speaker 1: idea to potentially donate them, but there's probably no way
Speaker 1: to do that, so I'll probably just sell them, you
Speaker 1: know what. I wanted to donate him to the library.
Speaker 1: It's such a good cause, which it is, but you
Speaker 1: know what, I don't know how, and I you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't think of it, so I'm gonna hopefully someone
Speaker 1: will suggest it. Dumbass, This is facebark, all right, I
Speaker 1: got one more thing, You got one more thing, and
Speaker 1: then we'll get out of here. Well, really, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be brief about mine. First of all, remember that wedding
Speaker 1: card that I have, I should take the money out
Speaker 1: of take the money out of it. Yep, well I
Speaker 1: slept on it. Oh, let me sleep on it. Give
Speaker 1: you an answer in the morning. Answer was, I had
Speaker 1: a change of heart. I was feeling great that day.
Speaker 1: I left all the cash, sent it away, pieced the
Speaker 1: money to the library I could have and and you know,
Speaker 1: and and and other news. Um, I felt like the
Speaker 1: word of the world is on my should off of
Speaker 1: my shoulder. I give Elvis the credit for this. And
Speaker 1: and you should probably do this in your life, Brody,
Speaker 1: and your life will be a lot less stressful. And
Speaker 1: and I know a lot of slices who have anxiety
Speaker 1: too that should do the same thing. And that is
Speaker 1: Elvis always talks about the power of no or nope. Um,
Speaker 1: where it's just you don't want to disappoint people. You
Speaker 1: always want to do the best for people. Your philanthropis
Speaker 1: philanthropy do you pronounce that word whatever? Or your philanthropy
Speaker 1: philanthropists philanthropists? Oh yeah, speaking of pronunciation. How did you
Speaker 1: pronounce centripal Uh, the force that starts with the sea centripetal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you said centrifugal. Well, those are two opposite forces.
Speaker 1: The centripolal centripetal force is a force that pushes things
Speaker 1: towards the center of the circle, and sent your fugal
Speaker 1: force noes goes away from the circle. It's centrifical, it's
Speaker 1: not centrifugal. That's why, Elvis, you're wrong. Centrifugal centrifical force.
Speaker 1: Centrifugal c E n t r I f U g
Speaker 1: A L is centrifugal force. Go ahead, it's you're confused.
Speaker 1: You're doing that thing where you confuse the two forces
Speaker 1: like centripetal and rhymes with it like centrifugal. That is wrong.
Speaker 1: Those are two separate forces. So whoever tried to call
Speaker 1: me out of my ship, you're wrong because centrifugal force. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my headphones on you can hear it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, send trifical sentrifical now now now now typing
Speaker 1: the other one centripeal. It doesn't matter. You pronounced that
Speaker 1: centrifugal centrifugal. It's centric was taught in school centrifugal. Now
Speaker 1: maybe the teacher had it wrong. Well, I I think,
Speaker 1: so let's see it. I'll play another one. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let's see there's a color from now. Hold on, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? Now? Hey, trifegal? What's on? Trifical? What time?
Speaker 1: That's centri Okay, this is a robot. By the way, centrifugal, centrifugal,
Speaker 1: sent trifical, centrifugal. No, said trifugal force, centrifugal, Yes, centrifugal.
Speaker 1: Keep saying you keep saying CenTra fugal. You said centrifugal, centrifugal, centric, trifical, centrifical.
Speaker 1: It's said tripical, said tripical, and centrifugal it's not centrifuge.
Speaker 1: And again hit that guy. Hit that fucking robot centrifugal,
Speaker 1: send trificgal centrifugal. He said no, he said, you fuck you.
Speaker 1: Here's the third robot. We'll go to the third one.
Speaker 1: Now here we go, Hold on up, sign up for
Speaker 1: Disney plus four three two ones. Skip it. Centrifugal, Thank you, Centrifugal, Yep,
Speaker 1: I win yes pronounced in what country? Centrifugal Nope, centrifgal, Nope,
Speaker 1: say it again. Give me the female, Go give you
Speaker 1: the female. I closed the window cent because you know
Speaker 1: I'm right. Nope, it's centrivigal. That's sent tripical, and that's
Speaker 1: the opposite of centrifugal. Fuck you google it, don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: It's by the way, that's the British pronunciation. So it
Speaker 1: was Australian and Welsh, any of those. I had a
Speaker 1: power of no moment where I was invited. I was
Speaker 1: invited to a wedding. This is where this was going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh and and um, it's it's far away, and
Speaker 1: it's it's a wedding, and it's it's it's a friend
Speaker 1: of mine. And I can't be too more more obvious.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give it away, but um, give
Speaker 1: it away. And give it away now. It would require
Speaker 1: me leaving early on a Friday morning, traveling three hours
Speaker 1: on a flight, and then traveling another three hours by
Speaker 1: car to get to the wedding destination. And then I
Speaker 1: told my girlfriend, yeah, funk it, we're not gonna go.
Speaker 1: And then I'm just gonna send another car with some money.
Speaker 1: So I said, money rolling, money rolling out of your wallet.
Speaker 1: But you know what it would have been, Well, guess
Speaker 1: what I said, I saved ten times that for not
Speaker 1: traveling to this wedding. So um, I love you, you
Speaker 1: know who you are. I'm not going to your wedding.
Speaker 1: And it felt so good. I felt like the weight
Speaker 1: of the world is off my shoulders now because I
Speaker 1: had that whole weekend free, and I'm like, wow, I
Speaker 1: can breathe again, because this was keeping me up at
Speaker 1: night wondering how I'm gonna get there and back and
Speaker 1: all in a weekend. And now you just throw money
Speaker 1: at the problem. All right, all right, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: a shout out to angel Hurst. I'm watching How I
Speaker 1: Met your Father on Hulu and they said the early aughts,
Speaker 1: and I truly only got the reference because of you
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys, which proves my point because I said,
Speaker 1: no one uses it, no, no, but no, that's why
Speaker 1: the person didn't know. That's why angel Hurst didn't know
Speaker 1: it because it's used. I didn't say it was commonly used.
Speaker 1: I said it's a thing. It exists. People use it.
Speaker 1: Just because you don't use it doesn't mean it's most
Speaker 1: of America doesn't use it. All right, let me tell
Speaker 1: you don't use it. That crazy bitch who told you
Speaker 1: to get off her conqueror's right, she says, you ought
Speaker 1: to get off my driveway. All right, we almost have
Speaker 1: to get out of here, almost said he. I wanted
Speaker 1: to tell you how I was right. Uh, really, you
Speaker 1: were right. Yeah. There was an article that came out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a little baseball here for you. You You
Speaker 1: don't have to know baseball. That Freddie Freeman, who might
Speaker 1: have gone to the Yankees, was gonna go to the Dodgers.
Speaker 1: So I tweeted, well, the Yankees need to resign Anthony Rizzo. Right.
Speaker 1: So Nick Swaw, as a valuable listener of ours, big
Speaker 1: Yankee fan, he wrote, Uh, We're not gonna sign Rizzo.
Speaker 1: We're not the Mets. We don't we don't buy players.
Speaker 1: We don't buy every player like the Mets do. By
Speaker 1: the way, the Mets buying players is like a one
Speaker 1: year thing. It just thoughted, So, guess who the Yankees
Speaker 1: signed yesterday, two days ago. Well, they re signed Anthony
Speaker 1: was over two years, just like I said they would.
Speaker 1: So I I got I got to tweet Mr Suarez
Speaker 1: back and go, I guess you are the Mets. So
Speaker 1: I like being right. Um, anyway, we got two text messages. Uh,
Speaker 1: Two days ago, Elvis was talking about Psychic Tyler Henry.
Speaker 1: He's got an HBO Netflix special that Elvis watched, and
Speaker 1: he said, oh, I watched the Netflix special last night
Speaker 1: with Psychic Tyler Henry, and I couldn't sleep. So we
Speaker 1: got a text a couple of text messages that was
Speaker 1: similar in tone, but this one stuck out. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're talking about that psychic Tyler kid.
Speaker 1: I turned on the show. I had just been looking
Speaker 1: at Netflix and I saw his show was at the
Speaker 1: top of the Netflix thing that that I should watch it.
Speaker 1: And now Elvis is talking about the same psychic. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's there really is a psychic power in
Speaker 1: the universe. Oh my god. Please, So I wrote back,
Speaker 1: because again, three people, what are the odds the odds
Speaker 1: are I said, the odds are not that it's not
Speaker 1: that insane Elvis is talking about it, because he had
Speaker 1: popped up on his flame exactly that this person was like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, psychics are real. They're sending me aside
Speaker 1: from now we talked about this on this podcast, and
Speaker 1: you chastised me when I said it was a year
Speaker 1: ago or so. I went to a c to see
Speaker 1: Tyler Henry with my girlfriend. I told you, Henry, and
Speaker 1: you know that, and I said I was a non
Speaker 1: believer going in and then you shut it down at
Speaker 1: every fucking I think that. We spent the majority of
Speaker 1: that podcast episode talking about this. Not I'm not a believer,
Speaker 1: So believe what you want. Anybody that slices believe what
Speaker 1: you want. I'm not someone to tell you to believe it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell scary not to believe it. But speaking of
Speaker 1: believing it, uh, we were talking about so ils, was
Speaker 1: talking about psychics and and signs, and someone texted this
Speaker 1: in again, people believe what you want. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I don't believe in stuff like this. They said, you know,
Speaker 1: when you see a cardinal the bird, it's a sign
Speaker 1: that someone who who has passed away is with you.
Speaker 1: So here's what I want to know. Who made that up?
Speaker 1: Who decided that a red bird that we called a
Speaker 1: cardinal is a symbol of a dead person? I mean,
Speaker 1: can it? BJ can't be a dead person. A roach
Speaker 1: or a rat crawling across the subway seward can't be
Speaker 1: a fucking dead person? Oh my god? But why is
Speaker 1: it always something cute? Right? Why is it a pretty cardinal.
Speaker 1: Why isn't it something rare? There's a water bug. There's
Speaker 1: a mouse in my fucking kitchen. Uh? Is that? Maybe
Speaker 1: it's my my my great grandmother he was No, she
Speaker 1: was married to an exterminator. That's got to be what
Speaker 1: it is. Sometimes it's just a bird. Sometimes it's just
Speaker 1: a bird. There. That's a lot of pressure to put
Speaker 1: on the bird. Oh my god, look at that bird.
Speaker 1: I guess Uncle Willie's visiting me. Now the bird's visiting you.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's my just my thought. But someone texted
Speaker 1: in just so you know when there's no, I don't,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna that's not a fact. That's not factual.
Speaker 1: That's an opinion. No, no, this is a fact. People
Speaker 1: don't know the difference. Okay, So so you know how
Speaker 1: sometimes I voice text and I always say to you
Speaker 1: I was voice texting, because you know, that's usually where
Speaker 1: your grammatical errors come from, right, because I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't spell things wrong. Usually I'll either typo because
Speaker 1: I type quickly, or I voice text and it'll say
Speaker 1: like he instead of she, or of instead of you
Speaker 1: know whatever. So but you can you can look at
Speaker 1: it and go, yeah, clearly that's a voice text right,
Speaker 1: like it's the wrong word, or it's spelled with with
Speaker 1: with with a hominem, like the wrong two is there
Speaker 1: because you've voice texted it. So you know, a lot
Speaker 1: of people text in about Gandhi. Yes, Now Gandhi's name
Speaker 1: is spelled g A n d h I. For some reason,
Speaker 1: people like to put the second Gandhi g h a
Speaker 1: n d I. So somebody wrote in commoner, I agree
Speaker 1: with g h a b d I gobb d d Yeah,
Speaker 1: well gob d g h a b d I. So
Speaker 1: I wrote back, set your fugal. Yeah, I wrote back, Hey,
Speaker 1: f Ai, her name is Gandhi g A n d
Speaker 1: h I. So he writes back, sorry, I was voice texting.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, there is no chance. I googled
Speaker 1: this first before I said it. There's no chance that
Speaker 1: you voice texted gobb dy. There's no chance. There's no
Speaker 1: chance you could say something into your phone that gets
Speaker 1: it to say g h A b d I. You're lying.
Speaker 1: Just say if you spelled the wrong your fat some
Speaker 1: hit the B. The B is near the H. The
Speaker 1: B is diagonal from the H. You had to have
Speaker 1: been typing it. But He claimed he was voice texting.
Speaker 1: That's so I'm calling bullshit on that. That is the
Speaker 1: bullshit text. So, yes, I want you to do. I
Speaker 1: want you to film yourself if you can get your
Speaker 1: phone to spell goabdi by. I want to know what
Speaker 1: word you said that got your phone to spell g
Speaker 1: H A B D. I let me know, Okay, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm out of breath. Yeah things, no, no, no, I'm kidding. Hey,
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