WEBVTT - #210: Hey You, Get Off My Driveway! 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.200 Start up, dot up, Start up, Brooklyn Boy, Start up, 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:12.200 Brooklyn Boys, start ut up. They're making noise dat up, 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:18.079 start UF dot up. Episode to eleven. It's the Brooklyn 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:21.840 Boys podcast. Back in your ear holes for another week. 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:25.360 What episode did you say it was to eleven? It's 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:27.720 to ten. We confirmed that like a minute ago. Well, 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.440 how did I get it wrong? Because it's you man, 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.680 I'm kind of had a sorts. Man. Maybe we just 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.680 said to wait, we just said we we did to 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:39.000 ten already. I just worked at two eleven. No to ten. 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:41.720 Oh my god, you want me to check it. I'll 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.000 check it. I'll open up the I will redo it. 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:50.160 Oh my god, why what are we doing here? Yeah, 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.400 I'm just solo sexes two oh nine. Oh my god, 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:58.040 start UF dot up. Oh my god, start up, Brooklyn Boy, 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:04.720 stop it up, Brooklyn bost up. They make a noise 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:12.480 dot up up episode two ten. Yes, Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:15.920 That's gonna confuse a lot of people because to eleven 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.119 is gonna start the same way next week, and then 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.600 people are gonna here to eleven and they're gonna be like, oh, 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.920 but then this one is a false start. It's I 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:29.839 don't know, maybe I shouldn't off, he said, let's start again. Yeah, 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.880 but you know us, no edits, We just go for 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.480 the at the beginning. Is not an edit, that's a restart. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:38.240 We're ready fire aim. That's the kind of podcast we are. Yeah. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:40.160 I don't know about you. I'm structured. You're the one 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.160 who's all over the place. Well, I'm I'm a little 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.200 sad today and I'm a really serious note and I 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:48.560 don't like to start on a downer. But dude, how 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:52.080 can I do the story after you take a joke? Oh? Well, 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.760 that's what I'm actually going in a serious direction from Manu. Sorry. 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.160 By the way, Scaries never owned a dog, so that 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:59.400 wouldn't be possible. I wouldn't joke. Go ahead, what happened? 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:04.680 So um, a Brooklyn iconic pizza master passed away today. 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:08.280 It bears mentioning on this podcast because you know we're 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:13.360 big fans of pizza. Pizza made us made my stomach too, Yes, absolutely. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:18.920 But Dominic de Marco, the creator of Defarre's Pizza on 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:23.600 Avenue J Midwood, Brooklyn, arguably one of the best pizzas 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:27.040 in Brooklyn and the city. People come from all over 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.720 the world to this day to try his pizza and 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:33.640 one of the highest rated from Stool President Day Barstool Sports, 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.280 Dave Port. Yeah, and need to give him, but yeah, 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.760 you know, he gets credit because he's actually legitimized. What 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.560 I'm saying is I'm saying is President is a good judge. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.639 Point four. That's what the highest mark of all defends. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:47.079 Why I don't want to give him credit because because 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.480 they should get a nine point ten. That's that's how 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.920 high it is. Nine nine point ten is ten. But 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.839 the Sicilian pizza there, maybe he gave a nine point 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.720 four to the round. Is that what he gave it? 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.280 Nine point four till see that's why the nine point 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:02.399 the round is a ninth went for a solid President Day, absolutely, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:06.639 but the Sicilian is it isn't eleven. That's where it's 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.720 at because you gets twice big. It's got it takes 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.440 time like ninety minutes to make and then be hungry. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:16.320 Olive oil at the bottom provides that crunch. Yeah that, 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.880 oh but well, and they have other locations, but the 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.160 Brooklyn one is the Brooklyn Well, it's funny you say 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:26.720 that because that opening this State nine location. Uh next, 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:31.640 I told you I'm on the Facebook page. I liked it. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.320 They invited us, by the way to be there. They did. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:39.040 But oh the sister, yes, the daughter, I mean his daughter, 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:41.680 so Matt, Maggie, Maggie, Yeah, Maggie. I don't know if 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:44.600 you want to give out a name whatever. Yeah, absolutely, anyway, 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:47.960 I I like the page and I unlike the page 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.280 because I was getting alerts. I don't want to alerts. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:54.480 But but I'm going to the pizza place. Yeah. Absolutely, 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.960 They're all over the place Williamsburg. But the original iconic location, 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.200 arguably the better slices and stuff, is that Avenue Jay. 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:05.000 It's a dumpy location that looks like literally it's there 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:08.960 since the twenties or thirties. It's but it looks like 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:12.880 it looks like it's the building. The building every article 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.520 I read to build the building is in the twenties 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.440 and thirties. The pizza places from sixty five. But the 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:21.680 building is just an old pre World War two like brick, 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:26.040 you know, hasn't changed a bit, and that store has 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.880 just been net in sixty five. Yes, and uh yeah, 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.760 he opened it up. And there was you know, rumors 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.520 back in the eighties that oh he had the recipe 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.200 locked away in a safe and then he wasn't going 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.039 to pass it on to the kids. But but you 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.159 know what, that that's like goes along with every single 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:45.640 that's like lore for every single iconic. He eventually passed 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.320 it on to the kids because I remember when he 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:50.960 started working out there, working at the pizza place. That 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.640 would help him make the pizza because for a while 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:56.080 nobody nobody knew it and nobody. But the thing is, 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.919 anytime you hear that story of an iconic place with 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.880 the recipe locked in his safe, that's always a legend. 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:06.560 There's no safe recipe. Oh I do hear that? Only um, 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:11.000 only two, only two people know the recipe to Kentucky 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.320 fried chicken. Only two people on staff I saw on 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.800 That can't be true of them the food that made America. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.400 Only two people at any given time. And by the way, 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.080 and people don't know who the two people are. It's anonymous. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:28.920 Who how somebody's making the chicken the Colonel's recipe using 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.599 the ingredients to make the chicken. Dude, all those seven 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.880 secret spices whatever it was, and and spices and and 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:38.960 the uh, the iconic so much pressure cooker chicken. How 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:40.719 do we get off on this? Anyway? I don't know 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:45.320 So back to Maggie, our condolences to your family, to Jr. Everybody. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:48.120 There's a lot of kids involved. But I I wonder 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:50.840 we'll tell the story real quick. But I wonder if 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:55.119 they're going to bury the scissors with him a story. 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.520 There's a story to that, and and I just posted 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:00.160 it on my Instagram story at Gary Jones. Take a 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.800 look at my story back I went there back in 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:07.320 and uh I had footage of him pulling a sicilian 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:11.159 out of the out of the uh oven and he 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:16.279 used the iconic scissors to cut fresh basil and and 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.839 and literally they they he sprinkles the basil over the pie, 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:20.800 but as he gives it to you, so there it 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.400 is right there, the scissors. I've seen him use this. 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:25.480 Look at my look at my story. Yea, yeah, yeah, 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.200 I've seen him use Listen, those scissors in this in 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.839 this video. I'm watching it right now. They don't look 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.919 like the scissors. They've got rubber handles and no rust. 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:36.960 I've seen him use. I'm not gonna say it was ross. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.480 Could it could have been dried to me to sauce, 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:42.520 but really, oh and you picture from with the family. 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.560 Uh yeah, Okay, now I wonder if they're gonna like 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.159 maybe frame the scissors, you know, put him in a 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.320 glass case or something, because those those scissors were also 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:52.559 just as iconic. Anyway, if you if you're ever around 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.840 it is not a commercial that we not, um, but 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.720 if you're ever in Brooklyn, if you're ever in New 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.080 York City, it's worth a trip out to Midwood, Brooklyn 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.760 an Avenue j in a primarily Jewish neighborhood. It's the 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:07.560 religious Jewish neighbor Yeah, go to de Fara on Avenue 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:10.120 jay An East fourteen something like that. And by religious 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:15.360 we mean the placed. Um. Yeah, black coats, big hats, 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:19.440 Cadillac right now, what is it? Some big tits? What's 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.640 the song time Bomb by time Bomb by Rancid. You're saying, yeah, 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:26.240 that's a good song. Now. I was doing black hat Cadillac, 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.200 you know, I was doing the new song what's the 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:33.080 new song small Waiste, big Titties? That one? The one 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.520 is on TikTok YadA YadA Body Yadaya by the Body 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.800 by Megan the Stallion. Right, That's what I was doing. So, uh, 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:41.360 did I tell you the story about how the one 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.880 place got my order wrong? Which day Brodie it's every 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.680 single day there's another fucking pizza place to get you right. Right. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.720 So I ordered with the Slice app. I ordered from 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.560 a place that starts with the letter A. Okay, So 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.880 I go in the Slice app and again it's not 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:56.920 the app's fault. I go in the Slice app and 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:03.160 I order. So I'm gonna order a remade uh sausage 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.600 and red pepper pizza that they have on the menu. Right, 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.960 it's like the South Cicia or something, And I'm gonna 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.760 order the chicken palm sandwich. It's important to remember that 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:16.080 the sausage and red pepper pizza that's on the menu 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.680 and a chicken palm sandwich. I put it in the 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.200 app and a little pop up comes up that says 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:25.200 you qualify for a free pizza. Remember we talked about 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:27.600 when we promoting Slice Apple, you order eight times, So 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:32.280 I said, oh, free pizza. So I delete the premade pizza, 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:35.160 which was a medium. I get the free large pizza. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:37.880 Now I hadn't placed the order yet, and I add 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.240 sausage and red pepper to my free pizza. It costs 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.400 me like three bucks, right, that makes sense. And then 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.199 as I'm totaling my order, I see on the specials. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:49.880 It says, try the new drunken chicken palm. So it's 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:54.119 chicken palm with vodka sauce. So I delete the chicken palm. 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:56.560 I put the drunken chicken palm in the order and 0:08:56.600 --> 0:09:02.200 I hit total Order send. Great. I call and I said, hey, 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.920 just out of curiosity, you do, guys, do coal fired 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.319 brick oven pizza or whatever? Is it like fast coal 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.439 fire or is it like a half hour brick oven? 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.720 He says, give us, give us twenty five minutes to 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.840 a half hour. I said great, I'm on my way. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.800 So I get there. I get there like because he says, 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:21.760 we'll text you and your orders ready. So fantastic. He said, 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.960 what's so in in the So I made sure in 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.439 the APT this time I put David B. Not just David. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:30.360 David B. S there's no problem. So I get the 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:33.680 text message your orders ready. I'm parked outside, so I 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:36.320 go in. I said, wow, fifteen minutes. You guys told 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.559 me like almost a half hour. This is great. He's 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.839 got a big baker's cart and he says, here you go, 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:45.040 David B. He goes sausage pizza and a chicken palm. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:49.679 I go yeah, that's me fantastic. So I go, I 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.120 take the order. I go to my car and I said, 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.079 you know what, I'm gonna take a bite of my 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:55.480 chicken palm sandwich on the right home because I'm starving, 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.240 and that's a portable meal. I opened it up and 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:02.400 it's regular chicken palm. That's weird. So then I opened 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.320 up the pizza. I see it's a medium pizza, not 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.360 the large. I look at my ticket. I go, this 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:11.800 isn't right. And in the bag with my chicken palm 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:16.640 and my pizza in the bag, it's fried calamari. And 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:20.280 I didn't order it. So I go, that's weird. So 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.600 I go back in and I said, listen, I don't 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.520 know how this happened. I was gonna order the medium 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.520 South Sitia pizza and I was going to order a 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:33.080 regular chicken palm, but instead I ordered drunken chicken palm 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:36.200 and a large free one. But it's you gave it 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:39.480 to me as David B. He looks at ticket, he goes, oh, man, 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:43.720 I'm so sorry. There's another David B. What the other 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.360 David B? So he was so with that. An Uber 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.439 driver comes in and says, hey, I'm here to pick 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:52.199 up Ouber Eats for David B. What that David B 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:56.120 ordered Uber Eats the exact same meal I almost ordered 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.000 in the app, but then changed my mind. So when 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.720 I saw it, I thought it was mine. So, oh, 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:04.600 David doesn't work. David B doesn't work. So now I 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.839 have to put in David Brody and hope there's not 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.240 another David Brody. Can you believe the odds on that? 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.400 I mean, I'd played a lot of if were you, 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:16.120 it's impossible, impossible. The guy gave me a canoli. By 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.760 the way, He's like, I'm sorry, I had to come 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:19.520 back in. Can I get anything? I go? How about 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.319 a canoli? He was, yeah, sure, it's like I know, 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:26.360 the free canoli. Good for you, for you, and and 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.880 and the misconception and the fact that you jumped to 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:32.160 the conclusion thinking that David B. I mean, technically they 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:35.040 didn't sunk up. No, they gave David B his his 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.120 sausage and pepper piece. You would just jump in the 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:38.920 gun and you assume there's no way in hell is 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:40.640 into the David B that made an order at the 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:45.240 same time I didn't food I ordered. So there you 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:51.200 go back. You know your name came up at lunch 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.760 the other day. Oh what did you say about me? Well, 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.280 let's just say we should have invited David. We all 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:02.640 over you, actually Elvis shadow over you at lunch. Uh. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:06.280 We went to Saddel's and I know this this memories 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:11.720 for you and and have believe Sidl's we were. I 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.400 was there with Gandhi and Elvis for lunch. Elvis the 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:18.520 Texan and Gandhi the Indian. Yeah, I like how you've 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.680 discredit them right up front, right, but again, tell me 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.280 how the Texan and the Indian like that. So you know, 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:27.920 we order, we order some you know, some some smoked salmon, 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.880 We ordered some all kinds of fun stuff, you know, 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.960 all the Jewish delicacies of sads. We know, by the way, 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:37.280 now opening coconut grove for our Florida friends, and they're 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:40.520 opening other ones as well. So they're they're they're locally, 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.360 they're globally, they're seeping. You know what they say, you 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.360 know what they say about Jews. Wherever there's Jews, there's 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:48.240 people who don't know good Jewish food. You know what. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.960 Elvis backed me up because because obviously a lot of 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:55.959 the food was covered in dill a lot of the 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.400 food was covering up. I said, you know, Elvis, this 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.400 big days growing up at the Temple in in uh 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.120 In McKinney, Texas. I said, you know, guys, I said, 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.920 I said, I said, dil is so good, and Gandhi's like, yeah, 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.640 it's pretty good. It just gets in my teeth. I'm 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.560 okay with it, though. I said, well, I'm like, according 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.360 to Brody, you know. And then Elvis stopped me and 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:17.400 he goes, yeah, well, you know, BROI doesn't like anything green. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.520 I'm like, well, that's not true entirely, as you know, 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:21.959 I said. But he's got a bigger problem. He's got 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.480 the debate about dill is. He claims it's not using 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.720 Jewish cooking, and I'm saying everywhere in Jewish cooking, I said, 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.800 it wasn't used in his mom's cooking. All my grandmothers 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.440 are and my family. What I said was, somebody, if 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.160 you want to sprinkle a little dill, I'm not a 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:42.240 fan of it. But Saiddel's sid called it throws like 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:45.040 a fistful of dil. I believe that was a Western 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:51.320 movie with Clint. Yeah, throw throws a fistful of dil 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:54.679 on everything. Like a pilot deal. You know what it is. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:58.080 It's like dil with a bet of salmon. That's what 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.240 that's what we should send the menu. Have a fresh 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.360 play a dil on a bed of egg salad, because 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:07.600 that's it's all those of vehicles to transport the dill. Understood, Well, 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.839 you know what. Anyway, Elvis agreed with me and backed 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.520 me up. And you know what's scary, Yes it is. 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:16.199 Dial is used in traditional Jewish cooking. So yes, of course, 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.320 I'm yes, okay, I know you're just upset. I'm just 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.560 saying I got another person on my side. You don't 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.360 have a jew on your side. No offense, d Elvis, 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:26.440 He's a const We had several cook to the table 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.880 when we originally had this argument. Several Jewish people came 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:33.240 to my defense, slices for like this, your friends with 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:36.880 a lot of many of your Jewish friends. I understand. Yes, listen, scary, 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.960 I've talked to you about this. You can There are 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.680 people that make videos of other people pooping on other people, 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.400 and there are people that like those videos. There is 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:51.080 nothing in the world murder, molestation, just dismemberment people. There's 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:54.400 somebody who likes it and will watch it this people 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:59.360 eat poop. There's people that will eat anything awful. Thank you. Alright, 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.960 while we're talking about it, Lindsay Specter sent me a 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.240 T shirt, a picture of a T shirt that says 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:09.440 big deal Energy. Uh you know because big Yeah. And 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:14.360 then Jackie Helchowski uh sent me a picture of Dill 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:19.280 pickle salt teens. They're a tifil trading deal. Is infilt 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:27.160 trading the world. And then the Dil Dorito's Nope, no, 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.720 not a fan, not a fan. All right, but I'm 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.560 glad you guys had lunch, nice lunch. You went out 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.560 to lunch again today, right because today was St. Patrick's Day. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.920 Here as we're taping this on March seventeen, and uh, 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:41.720 you know, we got a little cornby fun ryot action going. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:45.600 And then you know, Elvis had the Shepherd's Pie, which 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.360 is wow, what a pie it was. It was a 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:50.600 huge I mean three people could have eaten off it, 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.800 three people and been filled. It was. You know, if 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:56.080 you don't know what it is, it's I guess it's um, 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.680 it's lamb or beef. I don't know. Some someone say 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:03.000 cottage pie is each pie is bevief. Shepherd's pie. And 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.760 the way you remember it is that shepherds, shepherd of 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.400 the sheep, shepherd of the sheep. Yes, that's why they's 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:11.960 called shepherds. So it's like cheaper ground lamb and things. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.520 And then on top is a nice coating of mashed 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.080 potatoes which has been put onto the broiler, so it 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:20.720 has that oh so brown crust, you know, the stuff 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:24.880 you find in your underwear. D Who So you're funny, Yeah, 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:29.320 all right, so the cornby fun right thing? Also, uh, 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.080 that's more Jewish than Irish because the other option was 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:35.520 with cabbage. And I gotta say, not a fan of cabbage. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.120 Not a fan of the cabbage. No not. It's like bad, 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.320 stinky let us smells like smells like fart, Yes, stinky, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.960 it's no no good makes you fart. My mother in 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:47.640 law used to make stuff cabbage. That's good because it's 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:50.280 got meat. It's got meat and sauce. So I did 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.000 I just picked the stuff out of the stuff. I 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.280 just took this cabbage. There was a special kind of 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:58.360 taste up. The dog got the stuff cabbage wrapper. Oh 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.360 so you would give the dog the stuff cat the wrap, 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:01.680 and I would, I would. She'd like, you have to 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.040 at least try it. I'm like, all right, I'll try it. 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:04.679 I'll try and I'll try it, and I she'd get 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:06.040 up to go in the kitchen. I would like break 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:07.240 off a piece and give it on the table to 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:08.840 the dog. We used to make that the catering hall. 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.439 We called it stuffed garbage dog. You made dog at 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:14.560 the cat stuffed garbage stuff, cabbage stuff cab. I will 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.800 say that the the red sauce is more of a 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:20.040 of a tangy or a pungent red sauce. It's more 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:23.840 of a Swedish orange e Swedish. Yeah, it's it's orange. Really, 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.200 it's interesting. But anyway, God, we're on food again. We 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:29.160 gotta get off of food. Okay, so we just talked 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:31.160 about the dog, right, I'm gonna segway to a dog thing. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.440 I have decided. You know, you know, there's certain people 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.560 in your life you're not gonna like. You're like, oh, 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.520 I don't like people that like soccer. I'm just used 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:39.400 as an example, right, I don't like people who don't 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:42.639 like dill. Okay, Well that there you go. That makes sense. 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:46.679 So I'm not looking to offend anyone listens on slices. 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:48.479 I'm not looking to offend you. I'm just saying for me, 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:51.080 if I was on a dating app, or if I 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:53.680 if I heard somebody use the term, this would be 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:56.320 a turn off for me. I don't like that when 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:59.480 you refer to your pets as your family. I'm fine 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:01.840 with that. Oh, my little boys part of the family, 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.080 right a little girl. My dogs a part of my 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:06.280 I love my dogs, love them, hugged them, squeeze them, 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:08.680 kiss and I love them. I have a problem with 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:14.000 people are refer to their pets as fur babies. I 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:16.960 feel like you've gone too far. I feel like you've 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.480 now you've crossed the line of the dogs part of 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:23.080 the family untill my dog is family. Like fur baby. 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:25.199 First of all, it sounds like a like a like 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:28.960 a euphemism for vagina. Does it sounds it sounds yeah, 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:31.960 it sounds like baby, go to town on your fur baby, 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:33.960 you know what I mean? So, but fur baby is 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:36.520 just like it sounds to me. Should I say something like, 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:41.960 by the way, what kind of women have you been with? Uh? Oh, 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:45.879 seventies and eighties ones scary? You know, I didn't just 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:49.600 start being with women in two thousand one. You you've 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:54.120 you've you've talked about talking. You've been with women that 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:58.679 did not wax their their their area you have. The 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.480 first woman you were with was not bald. She wasn't 0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:08.679 close close enough what landing strip I mean, yeah, I guess. Alright, 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:10.199 So I'm saying back in the day, there was a 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:12.920 time before the point industry realized that you could see 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:15.240 stuff better when you took all the hair off. Women 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:18.679 had hair. Yeah, alright, so alright, fine, anyway, My point is, 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:21.440 fur baby sounds like, you know, when you live alone, 0:19:21.480 --> 0:19:23.679 it's like you either have five cats or you have 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:26.000 a fur baby. Like you don't have any kids, so 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:28.760 you call the kid your baby, fur baby, whatever works 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:30.960 for you. I'm just saying for me, I would not. 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:33.080 I'm married, but I wouldn't date you. And I don't 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:34.840 know if I can be friends with you. If you're like, oh, 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:37.119 come over, I just gave my fur baby a bath. 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:40.680 That sounds wrong to me. You know, oh I gotta 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:44.320 feed my fur baby. No, none of this is appealing, right, 0:19:44.520 --> 0:19:46.840 So no, right, you wouldn't you were either? Right? Yeah, 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:49.800 the this No, what that does is that does the 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:51.959 opposite of excite me. In fact, my dick just went 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:53.840 into my stomach Oh, I didn't say it excites me. 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:59.119 I'm saying it right, right, I'm saying that I'm agreeing 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:01.800 with you. Don't call that's. Don't use that term. I'm 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:05.520 out on the fur baby thing. But but speaking of 0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:08.920 loving your dog scary. You've never had a pet, right, never, No, 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:12.719 I've had count You don't count goldfishers pet. Those are 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.119 scale babies, by the way, if you if you you 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:17.320 really love it, you call it a scale baby or 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:21.199 a gill baby. Okay, I'm walking home from work a 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:25.000 couple of days ago, right, and it was raining, and 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:29.480 walking towards me are two women with umbrellas and their dog, 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:31.920 or one of them owned the dog. The dog is 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:35.120 on the leash about four ft ahead of them, out 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:39.520 in the rain. You love your dog, you bring this 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:43.560 close to you know the dog was a leash, but 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:47.320 still four feet ahead on getting rained on. If you 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:49.800 love your dog, if this dog, this woman was obviously 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.200 not calling this dog a fur baby, If this dog 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:54.639 is your family, you love this dog, you bring the 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:56.960 dog short leash. You're right, You bring the dog real close, 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.440 let it walk next to you or in front of you, 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:02.040 and you cover that dog with the with the umbrella. 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:03.560 I wonder if there's such a thing as a sidecar 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:06.040