WEBVTT - Second Date Update: A Picture Says It All

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up day. They say, where there's a Will,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a way. There's a guy named Will on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone right now, so I'm hoping there's a way we

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<v Speaker 1>can help him with a second date up.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the most literal translation of that ever, or

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<v Speaker 2>his date's name was Way?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that the laziest intro I've ever done? I don't care?

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<v Speaker 3>So you have given up your best?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, but Brooke promises to care enough for everybody here,

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<v Speaker 1>so Will, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>I've lost interest again.

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<v Speaker 3>He's on the phone and he needs us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, no, I'm here, but Brooke, you can run it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. What's going on? And who'd you go out with?

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<v Speaker 3>Never said I was smooth? Everybody knows that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Well, tell us about the girl that you went

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<v Speaker 1>on a day with. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 3>What I just said?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Marlee, Marlee Marley.

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<v Speaker 4>We met on a dating athlete match.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you like about her?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, I liked what I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. Well, it's nice to be liked that he saw,

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<v Speaker 1>not what he smells.

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<v Speaker 3>So just how do you put it that way? It

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<v Speaker 3>sounds like yours.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to take it for a test.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not that type of guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, no, well really, what did you like about her?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I find collarbones very attractive. And then one of her

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<v Speaker 4>photos a low cut dress and really doing it for me?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you sure they're real and not implant color boats?

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<v Speaker 5>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard of him plant collarbones, but no, real, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>it is a trend.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook has been looking into getting one for herself.

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<v Speaker 3>But he sounds like the job was good though you

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<v Speaker 3>can't notice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, so she's got a good collar bone

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<v Speaker 1>on her.

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<v Speaker 3>Very aero dynamic. Know what you look like?

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of bird like anything else?

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't really have a type, but lately I've been

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<v Speaker 4>attracted to redheads and she's redhead hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they also can't go out in the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're Bernie, I'll tell you how much a redhead

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<v Speaker 1>with a nice collar bone. So picturing like Lindsey Lohan,

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<v Speaker 1>Carol Burnett type here. Now that we know kind of

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<v Speaker 1>what she looks like, tell us about what you and

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<v Speaker 1>Marley did.

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<v Speaker 4>So I decided to uh go to a sporting event?

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<v Speaker 3>I okay, was that something you guys had in common?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Was that a common interest.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean she's pretty outdoorsy and sporty. So we

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<v Speaker 4>talked about it and I said, let's go watch some

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<v Speaker 4>football and at the very least we'll buy some overpriced

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<v Speaker 4>food and some overpriced beer.

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<v Speaker 3>You actually took her to a game game, not just

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<v Speaker 3>like a sports bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I tried to take her to a game game.

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<v Speaker 1>But what do you mean? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't end up going?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>I triple confirmed with her because we got good seats,

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<v Speaker 4>not the nosebleeds expensive.

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<v Speaker 3>That's dropping some money on a first day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, let's go back or go home. But

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I'm going to make sure she's definitely coming,

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<v Speaker 4>and she said I'm definitely coming, and I was like great.

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<v Speaker 4>And then about thirty minutes before we're supposed to meet up,

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<v Speaker 4>I get a text from her saying, hey, sorry, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think I can go.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Oh what.

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<v Speaker 3>Replace dude? I'm sorry. I'd be mad? Yeah, me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she give a reason why?

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<v Speaker 5>No? I follow it up.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, what do you mean you can't?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 3>She didn't even lie.

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<v Speaker 2>That a grandmother died or something, and like, pity, offer

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<v Speaker 2>to pay for your ticket?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's a good Actually the ticket, I wouldn't send

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<v Speaker 5>you the money.

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<v Speaker 3>But right did she do that? Did she offer to

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<v Speaker 3>pay for the ticket?

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<v Speaker 4>She didn't text me back. I ended up just sitting

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<v Speaker 4>at the game by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so rude.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have called this.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't deserve your time? How good is that collarbone?

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<v Speaker 5>God?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you want to talk to her? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know why she didn't go? Is that why?

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<v Speaker 3>You just want to figure it out?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I want to know. But maybe there was

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<v Speaker 4>something crazy that happened and she didn't feel comfortable telling,

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<v Speaker 4>because sometimes you know, it's like you wait too long

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<v Speaker 4>and then it's like, how do I even explain this?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, this is embarrassing. I'm a season ticket holder.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a season ticket over. I have better see.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't like the team at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't think that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, as would you say no if you hated

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<v Speaker 1>the team? No, I don't put on.

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<v Speaker 3>Any jersey and cheer for anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's free food.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically, did she apologize?

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<v Speaker 4>She has not replied. I texted her I think four

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<v Speaker 4>times since then, one of which being like, hey, maybe

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<v Speaker 4>football wasn't it You want to try something else?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, funny story. One of our commonalities is we

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<v Speaker 4>bonded over both liking your show, like we listen to

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<v Speaker 4>Brooke and Jeffrey. So I was like, oh, this is funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, maybe it's a good thing that she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back. Then a good sign would we call her?

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<v Speaker 3>She's gonna know, she's gonna know how he's going to

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<v Speaker 3>know that you're on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless we disguise our voices, I can do many impressions.

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<v Speaker 1>We did. We did a British accent one time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it went off swimmingly. We're Australian tonight. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's not really up to will.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I would love to hear your impression.

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<v Speaker 3>He's lost all his brain cells.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to look like idiots. Actually, if I

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, she might be more willing to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to us if she's a fan and knows who we are.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe get to the bottom of it her. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>of orse, she won't pick up. I mean, we've recorded

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people hanging up on us, but we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't aired those ones recently, so we can do.

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<v Speaker 3>A compilation hang ups. If it doesn't we only will

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<v Speaker 3>when people stop answering.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever happens, it's gonna be some high quality radio when

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<v Speaker 1>we come back and call Marley to do your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Right after this second date update, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us for the second date update, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>Will on the phone, who was supposed to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with a girl named Marley. And I know what you're thinking, Brooke,

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I playing this music instead of the theme

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<v Speaker 1>song to the movie Marley and Me.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's about a dog and it's the saddest movie ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I I thought about it. It's true, the end is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty depressing, and we're hoping for a happier outcome here today.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be missing you puff daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's still like she didn't show up to

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<v Speaker 1>the date, So you gotta have a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>truth sadness in there.

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<v Speaker 3>This song has a lot of dead themes to it

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<v Speaker 3>too well.

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<v Speaker 1>I bring it up because Jose's dad has a theory

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<v Speaker 1>of what happened. Oh so that's one theory out there

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<v Speaker 1>that would explain a lot. But Brooke, what are your thoughts?

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<v Speaker 1>My dad would be like, I looked up the highway

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<v Speaker 1>and it's one of the deadliest highways in America. Most

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<v Speaker 1>likely she's very well and alive. Yeah, we're possibilities out there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all we're looking for now, that's only the hope

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<v Speaker 2>that we want.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all from here.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Dad. Okay, look now we're on an up swing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we dial Marley. Is there anything else that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to say before we call her? Will?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I just want answers what's happening? Why she's not getting

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<v Speaker 4>back to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you are way more chill than I would be.

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<v Speaker 2>If I would have purchased a football ticket for somebody

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<v Speaker 2>and then that person didn't show up, there would be

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<v Speaker 2>no chilling.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine your friend yeah back there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that stadium would be in flames by the time broke.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, glad. You know me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, we'll see if we can get that money back

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<v Speaker 1>for you here when we call her, or we or

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<v Speaker 1>at least get her agree to another day. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that was a little bit ambitious. I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>said that Brook will pay you though. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dialing Marley right now. And remember she apparently is

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of the show, so she should know who

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<v Speaker 1>we are when we call. Okay, let's see dialing right now. Hello, Hey, Marley.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, who's calling?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Marley, We're Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, for real.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, welcome to the show, Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>I love you guys. Why are you? Did I win?

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<v Speaker 5>Something like? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not? Yeah, no, that's the thing in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>But something we still are doing on the show is

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update.

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<v Speaker 5>It. Oh no, no way, your moment to shine Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what that means. You went on a

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<v Speaker 1>date recently and somebody liked that. I guess you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go on a date recently.

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<v Speaker 3>You missed the date Marley.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, is this really happening. I'm on the radio with

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<v Speaker 5>you guys about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, Marley, dude, the guy had a football ticket

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We heard the whole story from Will and so

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<v Speaker 1>obviously he's disappointed that, you know, showed to the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you gave him a thirty minute heads up, You

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<v Speaker 2>texted him thirty minutes he said before the game.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you have any explanation?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I mean, jeez, I don't know, Like, okay, what

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<v Speaker 5>do I say here?

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<v Speaker 1>Like true? Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess at the end of the day, I just

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<v Speaker 5>don't like going out with liars.

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<v Speaker 1>What wear?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you saying he's a liar?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was excited to spend time with them, like

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<v Speaker 5>it seemed to like we really vibed on the app

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<v Speaker 5>and I was getting ready for the date. It was

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<v Speaker 5>while I was getting ready, I started doing this thing

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<v Speaker 5>lately that's been really helpful. And actually I got this

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<v Speaker 5>idea from listening to your show, which is.

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<v Speaker 3>What didn't we tell you?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes people will repeat what we say, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, do we.

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<v Speaker 3>We said that?

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<v Speaker 1>What advice did you take from us?

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<v Speaker 5>I think this is a really good idea. You guys

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<v Speaker 5>suggested using AI to help out with dating. And it's

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<v Speaker 5>like this thing where you put a guy's photo into

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<v Speaker 5>chat GBT and it calculates their height, and we did

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<v Speaker 5>talk about that.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about that how that was a trend. You

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<v Speaker 3>could figure out how tall guys were because.

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<v Speaker 2>The photo would analyze like what's in the background and

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<v Speaker 2>where they're run.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, so he put in his profile that he's

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<v Speaker 5>six foot okay, but Chad g BT said that he's

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<v Speaker 5>probably five to seven.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a short king.

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<v Speaker 1>Just under Yeah, the proper term is nothing wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>five foot seven, five foot seven is respectable, but said

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<v Speaker 1>he's live.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah exactly, Like I'm sure he's listening right now, but maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't tell her, don't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it because you won't date anyone under six foot

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<v Speaker 2>because I know a lot of women have that rule

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<v Speaker 2>and it's dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a dumb rule and missing out on short guys.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm not superficial like that, Like I'm five to seven,

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<v Speaker 5>so we would be the same height, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>like against that. But the thing is, like, if he

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<v Speaker 5>was truthful, I definitely would have gone on the date.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe if you're on your knees looking up at him,

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<v Speaker 1>he's six foot tall. At least it looks that way,

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<v Speaker 1>really appears.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you said it innocently, but don't say that again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh if you're sitting down, Sure that's what I meant. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are turning into a pervert over here.

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<v Speaker 3>The words are working against you anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry she was talking. So it's the it's the lie potentially.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, like like I said I'm five seven, and

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<v Speaker 5>I say I'm five to seven on my profile, Like

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<v Speaker 5>why do guys lie?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, the only way that we can know that

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<v Speaker 1>is by asking Will, and like you said, he is

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line. You know he's there listening to this.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not a surprise, so awkward. Yeah, she's doing the

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<v Speaker 1>awkward sound effect for us. Wrong segment. Okay, but Will,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to jump in and say hi to Marley.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, Okay, Wait, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Will?

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<v Speaker 1>Marley is telling us that she AI fact checked your

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<v Speaker 1>picture and that I know the suggestion came from our show.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sorry if.

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<v Speaker 3>We're busting you on this somewhere else probably, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just tell us? Well, are you five ft

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<v Speaker 1>seven like chat GPT says, or are you sick foot

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<v Speaker 1>like you claim in your profile?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'll tell you what. Chat GBT is completely off

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<v Speaker 4>and I am taller than Marley, so they're taller.

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<v Speaker 5>Really yeah, but are you six foot or is that

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<v Speaker 5>an exaggeration?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually five eight?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, chat GPT was more honest than your profile.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, come on to his defense, Marley.

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<v Speaker 2>If he would have said he was five eight, would

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<v Speaker 2>he showed up.

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<v Speaker 3>In your algorithm?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have a height limit on my filters or

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<v Speaker 5>anything like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but what way would you have swiped if you

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<v Speaker 3>saw five eight.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know I hesitation at all. Yeah, so he's

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<v Speaker 5>cute enough that I would have looked into it if

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<v Speaker 5>I just saw the numbers and I wasn't interested, and

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<v Speaker 5>I would have swiped because of the numbers, but I

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<v Speaker 5>was drawn in.

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<v Speaker 4>By other parts of his profiles. Sure, okay, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>then our personality clicked. And then because I said that

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<v Speaker 4>I was six foot, my foot got in the door

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<v Speaker 4>quite literally.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bad pun or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It worked.

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<v Speaker 5>But you have to understand that I've had like issues

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<v Speaker 5>with men lying in the past, and that's just like

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<v Speaker 5>an instant deal breaker for me. And even now you're

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<v Speaker 5>kind of like defending being dishonest. I feel like at

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<v Speaker 5>some point before we met up, you should have, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>made sure I knew what I was really looking for.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't want to look right over your head.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel bad at all though that homie watched

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<v Speaker 1>a whole game by himself, wasted hundreds of dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>still wants to go out with you.

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<v Speaker 3>And feel bad? He seems sincere in his apology.

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<v Speaker 1>And the good news is we've hashed all this out now,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe that allows us to close the door on

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of ugly chapter of the relationship and open

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<v Speaker 1>the door to the next positive one. Unless there's something

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<v Speaker 1>else you've lied about, we'll get it out.

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<v Speaker 3>They are you a full catfish?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us now, she has not seen you in person yet, so.

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<v Speaker 4>My pictures are accurate. They're five to eight accurate.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, give them a chance, Barley, go one date won't hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure they're accurate in person. Bring a tape measure

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<v Speaker 1>to the date and we will pay for the date

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<v Speaker 1>and the tape measure to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll send you a photo with me holding a newspaper

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<v Speaker 4>from today about Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, wait you get a newspaper? How old

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<v Speaker 3>are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be honest, I'm going to be wary and skeptical.

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<v Speaker 5>But the fact that you have the confidence to address

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<v Speaker 5>it on air like this and reach out to me

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<v Speaker 5>this way is kind of a turn on. I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, our show's a turn on.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you know those positive news. I mean, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>get your money back, will, but at least you get

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<v Speaker 1>another date to spend more money on her.

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<v Speaker 4>Hooray. I get to spend more money on a date.

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<v Speaker 3>We Hey, yeah, don't we pay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are taking up to twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Will freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we go any further, we have to say congratulations

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<v Speaker 1>to the best cell phone reception we've had all week,

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<v Speaker 1>Marley and Will. Yeah, congratulations carriers. Did you could actually

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<v Speaker 1>hear what they were saying during the whole conversation, which

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<v Speaker 1>you would think wouldn't be such a huge struggle in

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<v Speaker 1>this day and age, but apparently it is. And they

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<v Speaker 1>say nothing predicts relationship success like the number of combined

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<v Speaker 1>reception bars you two share.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we recommend all of you guys moved towards cell

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<v Speaker 3>phone towers, right please.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm with your brother. Cosmo needs to put that

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<v Speaker 1>dating tip into one of their magazines. But I do

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<v Speaker 1>hope they end up going out for real. If he

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<v Speaker 1>does end up calling back though, saying he got stood

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<v Speaker 1>up again for something else AI found, I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>we can help him out of that situation.

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<v Speaker 3>It seems like it was like the last, first and

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<v Speaker 3>last chance.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one strike, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, if he's being honest about the five eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, we're gonna find out soon he shows up.

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<v Speaker 3>If he's shorter than five eight, he's never.

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<v Speaker 1>Seen we told him to stay in touch, and you

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<v Speaker 1>should too. If you want some help with your dating life,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll call that person who's not calling you back and

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