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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it is my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: The subject is in love and terrified. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that find out what that Wait till you hear this

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Speaker 1: and find out what that's all about. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: right now, the nephew is here. You hear him with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call? What you got for us? And now? Uh,

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Speaker 1: if you can't talk straight at the bob shop, then

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Speaker 1: where can you talk straight? Black Man's Country Club, ladies?

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Speaker 1: And right let's say it, Yes, sir, this right here

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Speaker 1: is the bob Shop, Brady. How are you doing? Man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Dennis Man. I got a hair cut

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Speaker 1: from you a couple of weeks ago. Hey, listen, um,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get an appointment with you, man. Uh,

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Speaker 1: like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,

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Speaker 1: my first time getting hair cut from you, the real,

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Speaker 1: real good jobs. I want to say thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: All right, not a problem. Okay, Do you have any

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Speaker 1: um any time available on Thursday? Yeah? Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: What's what's what's your name here? Bro? Dennis Man? Dennis? Okay, Dennis?

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Speaker 1: Why I can get Dennis about about three o'clock man,

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Speaker 1: something of that nature. I mean, you know I only

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Speaker 1: work performers. You know, three o'clock, you'll be there. Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I got a little bit of situation though, man. That

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Speaker 1: happened last time I was there. I kind of wanted

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Speaker 1: to talk to you, a body man, because it kind

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Speaker 1: of called me off guard. So I want to do

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Speaker 1: how let you man and see if we could rectify

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Speaker 1: the problem. For I came back up there. What happened?

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Speaker 1: What's somebody disrespect your something? I mean, what else to do? What? What? Um?

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Speaker 1: It really was somebody? Man? It was it? It was

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Speaker 1: it was actually you whoa? I mean, what happened? Here's

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Speaker 1: deal man, When you was cutting my hair, when it

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Speaker 1: when it was time to turn the chair, you didn't

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Speaker 1: turn the chair with with with with with your hand man.

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Speaker 1: See Brady, man, you you turned the chair with your

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Speaker 1: with your private part. Oh, come on safe. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm a professional man. I've been doing this fifteen years

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Speaker 1: right right. I don't think it's anything deliberate. Man. I

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Speaker 1: think you just do it unconsciously, man, because you know

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Speaker 1: you'd be leaning over on the chair cutting and I

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Speaker 1: think you don't realize you know, you'd be turning the

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Speaker 1: chair with your private part instead of doing it with

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Speaker 1: your hand. Man, And see, my hand got caught out there,

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Speaker 1: and I saw it out the corner my eyes. I

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Speaker 1: saw your private part coming towards my hand. I moved

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Speaker 1: it just in time. You understand, but not not see

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Speaker 1: then I'm not understanding something. But because I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 1: We don't operate like that. Mind, yes, because you know

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Speaker 1: I don't make mistakes like that. But I mean, you

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Speaker 1: know I don't know you. You're sure you're talking to

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Speaker 1: the right person, man, Yeah, I mean, ain't you the

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Speaker 1: third chair on the right when you walk in the door. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's correct. Okay, that what I'm talking about. Man, And

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Speaker 1: you cut me two weeks ago, and like I said,

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Speaker 1: I really like my hair cut, so want to call

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Speaker 1: back and rectify this problem. But you know, you gotta

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Speaker 1: turn the chair with your hand and not your pride part.

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Speaker 1: If not, we're gonna have a problem. Okay, Bright Now

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Speaker 1: I feel it, and I understand your complaint and everything.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying. But because

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Speaker 1: I don't do that, you know, But I mean, we

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Speaker 1: will be glad to you know what I'm saying you

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Speaker 1: another cut or whatever. You understand men, you know, but

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Speaker 1: I don't move nobody around with my problem. Man, that's

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Speaker 1: just not being okay. I understand what you're saying, but

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Speaker 1: I want you to hear what I'm saying. If you

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Speaker 1: put your private on there at all when I come

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna have a problem. Who what let's see

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Speaker 1: now now now right there, And I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: feeling that jump up having a problem because you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't really know me like that. But you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm trying to be professional here and

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Speaker 1: and and solve your little issue that you got your understanding.

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Speaker 1: But I always jumping up and stuff you're talking about doing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to come in and get

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Speaker 1: hair cut. What I don't want to do. It's come

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Speaker 1: down there, you're leaning over put your private part where

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Speaker 1: I got my arms in my hands and I got

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Speaker 1: to help you. Now that's what I don't dude. You're

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Speaker 1: starting You're touching the wrong talking about what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: I'm touching you wrong. You touch me wrong two weeks

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Speaker 1: I don't want to touch you. Say what, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you talking? You know, hey, dog all, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to say. You're the brother trying to come in

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Speaker 1: and get his hair cut and walk out fitting like

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Speaker 1: a man and not walk out feeling violated. Man, because

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Speaker 1: you didn't turn the chair with your private part all

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Speaker 1: up against my hand in my elbow and stuff. Man,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You know I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: talk to you. But unless you don't run me wrong.

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Speaker 1: Punk flying here and you understanding they ain't no punk

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Speaker 1: flying that, then keep it off my hand. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something. Oh you bring your stupid so He'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now. Just you understanding, and look

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Speaker 1: quicker pay. Oh here it's a father shop. I hear

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. But let me explain something. You. We're

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Speaker 1: you using your hips and your private section like a

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Speaker 1: paying ball machine and I'm on that. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you right now, I will put something on you. You

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Speaker 1: come on, you understand me, dude. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: come and get a hair cut. I'm trying to get

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Speaker 1: a hair cut and walk out of there like a man,

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Speaker 1: feeling like a man. Open you know, I'm gonna open

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Speaker 1: you up. A boy? Do you wanna stay here? Now? Now? Now,

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Speaker 1: come on, tell you to do something to your what's

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Speaker 1: you want to be? This is a brother shot. You

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Speaker 1: understand me what I ain't got on top. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying damn out that I got somebody to have a cut,

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Speaker 1: right and I ain't got tyler running dumb back on,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna come here. You did, I don't do it?

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Speaker 1: You feel you know what was you? Man? You'll come up,

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Speaker 1: come on, recomize your show and you come up to you. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my real name on my shirt. Then

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Speaker 1: you want to know what my real name is. That's

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Speaker 1: what's up. That's what's up. Okay, then you might want

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Speaker 1: name on the shirt is nephew Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Man, Say oh man, say bro my

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Speaker 1: bad man. Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

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Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the laying man can't talk straight

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Speaker 1: at the bobs shop? Where can you talk? Boy? Tell

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Speaker 1: you some time. He was professional at first and did

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Speaker 1: he with all the weight over there to the point

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Speaker 1: where this ain't no. I'll tell you what. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: stop boy. I love I love the button that we

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Speaker 1: have that we that we switch. It's quick. It's quick.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no in between it because we anticipate. We know

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Speaker 1: it's coloring. But you know, man, he gave it a

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Speaker 1: nice little time when he was being you know that

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Speaker 1: ain't what we're doing up in here. Man, come up

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Speaker 1: here and there getting through your clock. I see that

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Speaker 1: you know who me? Oh no, bro, you got me?

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Speaker 1: Are you show you got me? Your third chair on

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Speaker 1: the right and yeah, yeah, TI click this switch right here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: play boy, He went hard to, Yes, come up in

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Speaker 1: if you want to. They're gonna be packing your ass

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Speaker 1: up out of him. I said, okay, I'm open up

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Speaker 1: out of there. Yeah. When they pack you up out

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Speaker 1: of there, yeah, you're not walking, he said, you will

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Speaker 1: recognize yourself. February Tip eleventh and twelfth and Nephew coming

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Speaker 1: to Huntsville, Alabama Stand Up Live Comedy Club. That's February tenth, eleventh,

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Speaker 1: and twelve. That is what is that? That's Valentine's and

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Speaker 1: super Bowl weekend. Baby, come hang out with your boy,

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Speaker 1: bring your loved one out. That's right. Huntsville, Alabama, Stand

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Speaker 1: up Live Comedy Club, The Nephews coming to town. Take

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Speaker 1: his own sale. Redding, No red or et not red Now,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Crazy Nephew. Coming up next, the Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is in love and terrified. We'll find out

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Speaker 1: of what. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show