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Speaker 1: Jules dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Secret?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, sweet?

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Speaker 2: Is that we didn't land on the moon.

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Speaker 1: Oh well I was going to get to that, but

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Speaker 1: I want you got to steal my punchlines.

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Speaker 2: I guess the other one that I did want to know.

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Speaker 1: My check, which is uh so okay. So I have

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Speaker 1: a buddy that works at a car dealership and he's

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Speaker 1: like one of their top sales guys. So to him

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Speaker 1: and his owner westlife on like a business trip like

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Speaker 1: trade show kind of thing, and he let me borrow

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Speaker 1: his car and h while they were gone. His car

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Speaker 1: is really nice.

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Speaker 4: It's like an suvality that's fully loaded.

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Speaker 1: When you open door.

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Speaker 3: German engineer has the Audi album just displays like on

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Speaker 3: the ground like that night.

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Speaker 1: Really, you know, you get that new car smell. It's sick.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, well, while I was ripping and running, the definitely.

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Speaker 4: Scratched the door, like hit the side of something like

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Speaker 4: the guardrail or really just annihilated annihilated it.

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Speaker 2: So man, those things are built like tanks. I'm surprised

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Speaker 2: you could do that.

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Speaker 1: I really I was going for it, let's put it

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Speaker 1: that way.

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Speaker 4: But but so Anyways, the point being is not just

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Speaker 4: as much that, but because he was out of.

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Speaker 5: Town when I brought it back and returned it.

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Speaker 1: I brought it to the dealership and he wasn't there.

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Speaker 5: And when he got back he noticed the thing is,

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Speaker 5: you know, kind of destroyed on one of his doors.

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Speaker 1: He definitely noticed, but he doesn't know it was me. Yeah, well, uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't really hear about it at first. Then he

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Speaker 1: called me and I was like, oh no, I brought

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Speaker 1: it back. Everything fine. I did leave it.

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Speaker 3: With one of the one of the sales guys, and

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Speaker 3: I think he yeah, he drove it back, you know,

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Speaker 3: towards wherever you park your car while you were.

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Speaker 1: Out of town.

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Speaker 2: Dirty. So you blamed the sales guy.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, well yeah, and then the sales guy was

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Speaker 5: like he was able to.

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Speaker 1: Show that he didn't because he was looking. They had

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Speaker 1: to look at the cameras and stuff.

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Speaker 3: But then I blamed this other guy and that guy

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Speaker 3: was getting fired.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't you feel bad about that?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't feel great. That's why I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get it off my chest.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty Okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 5: Well, just one other thing is that it actually wasn't

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Speaker 5: my friend's car one of their test drive cars, and

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Speaker 5: my buddy let me drive it without telling.

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Speaker 1: The inner company. So now he's actually in the really

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Speaker 1: the hot water.

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Speaker 2: You all because, and you're still not going to take

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Speaker 2: any ownership for it.

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Speaker 1: Oh absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, be more careful next time you're ripping. What did

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Speaker 2: you say? Ripping in?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Ripping and running? Take care? What's your dirty little secret?

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