1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. The subject is he's 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: mine sometimes, but he belongs to her. That is the subject. 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: phone call. What's your gap for us? Nephew? Yo? New boat, Yo, 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: new ball. That's all right, let's go, come on't ball. 7 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: Hello Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason place. Yester, how 8 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: cannot help? Hey, Jackson? Uh, this is Lyle. I'm giving 9 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 1: you a call out of human resources right. How you doing? 10 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: You're the former the project guy out there? Yes I am, 11 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,560 Speaker 1: I'm the project manageers. I cannot help you. Listen, Um, 12 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: you've been training an individual out there, I think for 13 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: the last month or show you have you've been training? Uh? Yes, 14 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: a great guy, Um doing great works doing good? Okay, 15 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: I was, I was it is? He coming along pretty 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: good with everything? Oh? Man, he picking up real good man. 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: He learned trade. I mean he's picking up just let 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: we love him to pick up excellently worker and he 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: how many more weeks of training out there? I will say, Father, 20 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: about another week or two or we let him, you know, 21 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: put put him on his own Okay, and you think 22 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,839 Speaker 1: he'll handle it efficiently? Oh, yes, I think he would 23 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 1: be a great great employees. Okay, you've been with the company. 24 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: How long? Uh? Going on about seventeen years? Yeah, my 25 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 1: records are telling me somewhere around sixteen plus, right, right, Okay, 26 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: you've been with us quite a while. And let first 27 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: of all, let you know we're grateful of you, of 28 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: the work that you're putting in. Well, Man, I appreciate 29 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,759 Speaker 1: a man made man. I appreciate it. You have the company, man, 30 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 1: and you know being are even many years man, he 31 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 1: let you know, Man, I love my company exactly. Listen, 32 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: we got a few adjustments we're gonna be making out 33 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: there on the plan. Here's what we're gonna do. Now, 34 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: it's a gonna be done in about a week or two, 35 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: about a week okay, here's here's what we're gonna do 36 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: on that particular day that he gets released. And you 37 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 1: you you definitely know he's ready for everything. Uh, I'm 38 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: gonna want you to give him your key card as 39 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: well as the key to your office. I'm gonna want 40 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: you to give him your key card that gets you 41 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: actually onto the property. And and you have you have 42 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: your own parking space too, don't you. Yes, Okay, now 43 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to give it your key card 44 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: in your office key and um, we'll we'll find you 45 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: another place to park. He's actually probably gonna be parking 46 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: in your space. Hold hold, what you mean you're telling 47 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: me to give him matt key parking Right, I'm talking 48 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:36,359 Speaker 1: to your parking space, but your key card to get 49 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: you onto the property, a little electrical card there, right 50 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: that as well as your office. He's gonna actually be 51 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: taking over as project manager. No, no, sir, I'm not 52 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: giving up nothing, sir. Nobody can just think over the 53 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: pocket managin. Let's let's first of all, so let's do 54 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,959 Speaker 1: this the stone the language down. Okay, we're gonna find 55 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 1: a place for you, but for the time being, we're 56 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: gonna put you back into play until we find I'm 57 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: finding laon mame my places where I'm like right now, 58 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: I'm not moving from nowhere. That's all I'm not getting 59 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: said to sign me nothing. I got seventeen years. Ain't 60 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: nobody said to sign me not a place to move. 61 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: You got to understand that part. Now, I got seventeen 62 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,679 Speaker 1: years up in here and train the young guy. And 63 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,119 Speaker 1: this guy got a couple of months and you're telling 64 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: me you want to do what to me? Move me, Jason, 65 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: this is a temporary move. We're gonna find something better 66 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: for you. No, you ain't this the project. Man, ain't 67 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: nobody the movie got that understanding. This has come from 68 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: the head and the head, and here it is. I 69 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 1: know the head of people. This decision actually come from 70 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: the vice president. They ain't told me none of that. 71 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: It comes to me first. I'll tell you what, Jason, 72 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: this is something I'm supposed to probably not tell you. 73 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: But let me let me let you in on a 74 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: little something. Let me hand on something, because this is 75 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: gonna be some bulled him because I set the whole 76 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: place up out here, And I mean, let me explain 77 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: something to you, Jason. This young guy that you've been training, 78 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: he's actually the nephew of the vice president. I don't 79 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: give a about no nephew or no vice president. Man, 80 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: you think I care about some president telling him? I 81 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: tell the president that I said what I said? Yeah, Man, 82 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: the next you who care about the nephew? They ain't 83 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: never told me her. Well, can I expect you to 84 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: give your key over to him? Oh? Hell, No, I 85 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: ain't getting nobody nothing. Definitely, get the law to come 86 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: and get it. Ain't nobody getting nothing. I ain't leaving. 87 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: How that sounds? So all I can ask you for 88 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: is I need your key card and I need the 89 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: key to your office. I need you to empty out 90 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: your things so we can move fixture in there. On 91 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: you a place. This is just a temporary slop right now. 92 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: You them ain't nobody getting nothing, saying okay, and I've 93 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,919 Speaker 1: been here. I'll tell you what I gonna do. I 94 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: go out there and I temp slap this WoT something, okay, 95 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: And then I find out who is boss says or 96 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: whoever the nesty bolt to be, and kick him because 97 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: I ain't giving up nothing. And I'm talking about job 98 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: y'all with the wrong one, okay, with the wrong one 99 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: at this time, because the aboy taking note, I'm talking 100 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: about beating the vice president's nephew. You're you're you're losing 101 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: control here, uh, Jason, No, I ain't losing nothing. I'm 102 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,479 Speaker 1: gonna think control. I'm a lot. And when I kicked, 103 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,720 Speaker 1: how that sound? And I'm gonna kick the boat to 104 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: see you all of them? How that sounds? That makes sound? 105 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: Clear to you. It makes no sense. We're trying to 106 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: just give you someplace to be temporarily until I find 107 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: you another slot. Ain't no other. My slot is my slot. 108 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick givet ret not. How that sound to you? 109 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: All I'm asking is I need your key card and 110 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: I need the key to the office. Get all your 111 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,279 Speaker 1: things out so I can get Victor moved in within 112 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: the next week. Ain't he's okay? All of them, I 113 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: don't give us how that sounds. I don't care nothing 114 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 1: about them. Okay, because I see you made somebody out 115 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 1: here today. Okay, I'm tired of it, and this ain't 116 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,479 Speaker 1: gonna happen to me. I'm gonna get security to come 117 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: over and walk you out. Okay. No, ain't no security 118 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 1: to walk me no where? How that sound. I came 119 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: here and buy myself. Ain't nobody to walk me about 120 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: the end? Are you having problems moving out for the nephew? 121 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 1: The nephew okay? And nephew is not gonna come in 122 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: here and take Okay, there's another to be aware of. 123 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: Do you know who the other? A fewer is? Hell? No, 124 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: I ain't never seen no other nephew. I ain't know 125 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: that wasn't nephew. Let me tell you who the other 126 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: one is? Who who the other one? There? The other 127 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: one is left you tim me from the Steve Harvey 128 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: Morning Show, Jason, you just got pranked. Y'are lying with me? Man, 129 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: Come on, man, don't play at me. Many man, this 130 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: ain't no timming. Man, y'all need to put that man. 131 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 1: And y'all don't know how long the brother man I worked. 132 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: I worked one up. Man, Hey man, I ain't me 133 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: no just this baby, y'all. But may man, y'all got me, 134 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: good man, I got you, man, I got I got 135 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: one thing to ask you, man, what's the baddest radio 136 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: show in the last that's Steve Harvey Morning Show? Too much. 137 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 1: That's what I do, Carlos, That's what I do. The 138 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 1: first team player that was not a team player at all? 139 00:06:55,800 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 1: What's so hellful? Not at out? No, it's hilarious. He 140 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 1: didn't even believe you were you, nephew. He was good 141 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 1: at first of all, the board doing good. You're doing 142 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: real well, you're doing night he doing real life. You've 143 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: got to do what excuse me? Replace No, no, no, 144 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: I keep it stupid, I keep it stupid. Oh, man, 145 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: I take so much pride and you should and thank 146 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: you James, thank you Japs backing me up when you 147 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: know when you ain't here, man, I get no backup. 148 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: I get no love, no support. Just know that they 149 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: are all they want to know that, thank you. But 150 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: all they wanted. Somebody's gonna shoop your ass soon. The lady, 151 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna get your hand. I can't out. It's not 152 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: laing ya y'all. Ain't y'all, ain't fun me y'all always 153 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: you know Jay, but me somebody does jump on you 154 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: as Jay gonna be there to help you fight. Now, 155 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: what do you say? What you what you say? They 156 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: just say, no, don't be too sick to fight you. 157 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: You ain't with me. I mean, I mean time and 158 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 1: time and time me don't don't, don't, don't. Don't see 159 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 1: it three times. Don't say time and three times like 160 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: it mean when you say it three times to meet me? 161 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: So I don't say time and time. It don't. It's 162 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: an elderly sick man. Man, Man, come on right away. 163 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 1: I got all types of sidis, brost siders, brown cities, 164 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: anything with side us on the end, I got it out. 165 00:08:54,280 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 1: We got everything except stand beside it. But I love you. 166 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: You know I love you man, Thank you, Thank you 167 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: Don April sixteenth, today eighteen might be getting my ass. Well, 168 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: come on out and check me out. April six all right, 169 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,400 Speaker 1: we'll be back with the Strawberry Letter right after this. 170 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Dave Harvey Morning Show