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Speaker 1: Welcome to eighty five South, and you're listening to eighty

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Speaker 1: five South, presented by Comedy Hype dot Com. We're glad

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Speaker 1: it's you here. You're watching. They're not here though, they're

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Speaker 1: not watching, they're just listening to this. This is a podcast,

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Speaker 1: man satellite podcast. Rick, Now, this is not the satellite.

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Speaker 1: This is just like if you were sitting at the

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Speaker 1: house with nothing to do, and you was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear some niggas talk, then I can't

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Speaker 1: see you would click on this. Yeah, podcasts pretty much

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Speaker 1: ain't really ship. But two people that you kind of

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Speaker 1: talking about ship that you kind of thought about, think

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Speaker 1: we can sit here and talk about whatever. We could

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Speaker 1: be a podcast. Just say something watch this, just say

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Speaker 1: some ship. You can can't say ship when you tell

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Speaker 1: them too you've been talking about, say some ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what the podcast is. Podcast is called South right

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Speaker 1: because that's how you get to Atlanta if you and

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Speaker 1: with net. You just got your license back. Now to

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Speaker 1: the I ain't seen nothing. We're talking about eighty five.

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Speaker 1: I know you just got your license back. Tell them

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Speaker 1: about the cutlors Man Man, ain't five center, the V

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Speaker 1: eight no s That's how you know you hear me.

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Speaker 1: Hold you said your ship got five cylinders, Bro, you

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Speaker 1: need to go get this ship looked at Why? Because

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Speaker 1: this is Monty have six at the minimum. Then you're right,

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Speaker 1: your ship got a lot more engine in it. Hold up,

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Speaker 1: you're missing the cylinder money, bro. Maybe you got one

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Speaker 1: of them exclusive cutlers. Is that they only made one

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Speaker 1: of them with the fast cylinder. Gott eight. My ship

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Speaker 1: is boss. So it's eight is eight niggers down there

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Speaker 1: with cylinders with cylinders? Man, you got five. That's a

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Speaker 1: hard number. We didn't get no pressure even I looked

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Speaker 1: it up. It's a five point zero v eight. That

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Speaker 1: ain't mean it's a five cylinder though. If it's a

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Speaker 1: five point that I've been that by cars. I've been

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Speaker 1: telling and they've been agreeing me. You gotta five that

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Speaker 1: motherfucking running. They've been lied to me all day. Ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna to you, man. That's how I know you was

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Speaker 1: real though you didn't got no guy all this success,

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Speaker 1: millions of followers. This can't go back eighty six stupid

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Speaker 1: I am. I don't went on Instagram and saying I

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Speaker 1: got a box, I saw that ship. Then you hold

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Speaker 1: up this old I said, y'all, I got a box.

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Speaker 1: I'm but you riding eighty fast out with no seatbelt? Though? No,

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Speaker 1: I got this, you know us I put, I huked

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Speaker 1: the seatbelt up and put it behind my seat to

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Speaker 1: the point I got me thinking I'll be driving like

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Speaker 1: ain't got no seat have defeat the purpose of putting

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Speaker 1: the seatbelt on. Man, Look that it hurts across my chess.

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Speaker 1: That's pressure. Answer, across your chest and the seat belt

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Speaker 1: across about ches that's pressure. Pressure. That's pressure. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: So what are you for? A call over from Mississippi? Man?

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Speaker 1: The hard part? You know, that part of Mississippi you

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Speaker 1: see in the movie like Mississippi burning with the white

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Speaker 1: people with a little spit right here. I ain't never

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Speaker 1: seen the movie. That's that's why when I meet some

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Speaker 1: some nice white people, i'd be like, you know, the

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Speaker 1: only way I Mississippi. If I say, am I crooked letter,

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Speaker 1: crooked letter, I cook letter, crooked letter? Hump back? Do

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Speaker 1: you feel and that I gotta say the old thing?

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Speaker 1: You're still spell it wrong? I did. I was just

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Speaker 1: from Mississippi, man. I had to get the hell out

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Speaker 1: of that. Though, man, going on, they're too small ain't

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Speaker 1: ain't really too much going on that time. I went

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Speaker 1: to the Mississippi Man. I went to the club and

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Speaker 1: the church was upstairs. I was like, Mississippi a crazy

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Speaker 1: That's the only place you can go. People have two

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Speaker 1: front doors to they have two front You go to

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Speaker 1: somebody house in Mississippi, but they got more furniture on

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Speaker 1: the porch than in the damn house. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: Mississippi is good for dude, Like if you like strong

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Speaker 1: as women like you like thick, strong women who can

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Speaker 1: do ship like help you move a washing machine. Y'all. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: y'all got when y'all park on the street, you can

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Speaker 1: steal parks slanting like back in the old you could

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Speaker 1: park in the yard if you want to. It's just

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Speaker 1: a whole bunch of if I saw run all the

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Speaker 1: way down to the west side of the That's funny

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Speaker 1: because you know, like Atlanta, the south right, But people

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Speaker 1: in Atlanta they think they like if you call them country,

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Speaker 1: they get mad, they're like about it. I had to

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Speaker 1: agree with being country when when you're going north, you'll

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Speaker 1: understand how country you were. When you're going north and

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Speaker 1: you see how much craziness up north gotta deal with

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Speaker 1: You're just going and take it on it. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm country. I'll be looking at niggas in the north,

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Speaker 1: like what does learn these words? Bro? I adapted to

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Speaker 1: New York so fast I came back down here like son, Yo, Yo, son,

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Speaker 1: shit is crazy. It was like, why you went to

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Speaker 1: skill with me? I was like yo, saying words to

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Speaker 1: mother kid words and mother kids Yo. Ship was wild? Son?

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Speaker 1: What are you from on the west side? Man? What

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Speaker 1: side of what crackhead? Could be your stepdaddy? Bro? I

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Speaker 1: was on folk man for really, I learned from a crank.

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Speaker 1: You know what when I first moved down here. That's

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Speaker 1: why I used to get my way from because it

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Speaker 1: was on foe. Remember, because they had when they had

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Speaker 1: that had that uh, when everybody was on their purp

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Speaker 1: real hard down that was selling them PERP three for

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Speaker 1: tien that were that were perp that was purpose colored

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Speaker 1: niggers who were color? Do you think? Do you think

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Speaker 1: I was from Counting? I'm telling you you would get

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Speaker 1: a purple manka and color the hairlots of me and

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Speaker 1: shout out to them that I got perfect because it

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Speaker 1: was it was official. I smoked the strongest gas from

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Speaker 1: a craighead. Let me tell you something. He holdup. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not letting you put this out there. Yes, this

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Speaker 1: the man about me? He came. He was like, could

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Speaker 1: have called me judge under the hood. So I'm chilling

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Speaker 1: like I got two grass in his gas. He said,

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Speaker 1: give me. You know they always want to say give me.

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Speaker 1: Say I'm fifty. I said, I ain't got hi sell

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Speaker 1: twent the five he said, give him, saying with twenty five.

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Speaker 1: I gave himself twenty five. So before I got it,

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Speaker 1: I got to stare it down because I'm getting it

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Speaker 1: from a crackhead. Come on, you know, So I got

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Speaker 1: to stare it down. So I'm staring it down for

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Speaker 1: like ten minutes. He talks, God damn man, ain't not

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you about it. So you really sitting here

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Speaker 1: tell him listen to me. I know him. He stayed

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Speaker 1: across the street from me up with this man. So

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Speaker 1: I bought it. I rolled it up. So man, my

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Speaker 1: partner we ran to a look kid to get up.

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Speaker 1: So I hit it. You know, I hit up. I

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Speaker 1: started look at the ship. I'm like, oh shit, I

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Speaker 1: put it up. My partner got out the call stid

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Speaker 1: of the car Hi to the high as hell. Man,

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Speaker 1: they had to get together. I'm trying to get myself together.

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Speaker 1: You're feeling so look No, at the moment that she

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Speaker 1: kicked in, it was a good high. And I told

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Speaker 1: my partner said, look, bro, you got the hit this ship. Man,

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Speaker 1: this is small kid. Listen to me. Do you understand

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Speaker 1: that you both from a crackhead? And look for him

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Speaker 1: to see do we have whoever he stole it from?

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Speaker 1: Can't he goes steal some more? Because this was the

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Speaker 1: best weed I have ever smoked in my life. This

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Speaker 1: is what this was your first mistake. No first mistake

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Speaker 1: is buying the weed from the crackhead because anything that

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Speaker 1: a crackhead touched got cracked on it. Now listen, if

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Speaker 1: that was that was crack weed. Man. Hey, kid, don't

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Speaker 1: do drug. But if you are the twitter one better

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Speaker 1: look springing some crack on. That's why ever heard What's

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Speaker 1: what's one of the best things you ever bought from crackhead? Besides,

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Speaker 1: we don't do that over again. You're like, you look

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Speaker 1: at it. Be here, you bought a car from crackhead.

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Speaker 1: He was down on his lads. Man, how much you

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Speaker 1: giving for man? Eight bought a car from Crackhead for

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Speaker 1: eight hundred, no eight dollars six. Yeah, you'll be surprised. Man.

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Speaker 1: He wanted he wanted a crowball from the west side. Listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I have a boy. I'll tell you. You come from

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Speaker 1: the west side. The ship you've seen on the west side,

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Speaker 1: I know you from over there. But this dude, this

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Speaker 1: crackhead head rain and you know pothole in the street. Crackhead, dude,

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Speaker 1: that button egg, it took a bath in the poehole

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Speaker 1: I saw a crackhead hit another crackhead on the west

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Speaker 1: side with um you know the pole that goes on

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Speaker 1: hit the ground real kept hitting. It was. It was

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Speaker 1: a crazy, crazy part. This one of the crazy part.

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Speaker 1: I've seen the craighead running from an invisible snake. He

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Speaker 1: was walking and he was like, oh, he jump up,

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Speaker 1: it's a snap like you see. So he just renting

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Speaker 1: and it was never no snake. But I have seen

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Speaker 1: a craghead beat up the dope boy. No man, listen

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Speaker 1: to me, man, that time. My whole perspective on selling

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Speaker 1: the crack when we send it to strip to whoop,

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Speaker 1: I asked me, I said, I mean, I'm stopping right now. Listen.

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Speaker 1: He thought he stole his crack. So he walked up

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Speaker 1: on like, hey, man, I know you stole him crack man,

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Speaker 1: I know you stop. Listen, man a new crack head

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Speaker 1: because he still had on the No, he just one

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Speaker 1: of them crackheads. You know, every blue moon you got

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Speaker 1: one of them crackhead. They just won't get small. They're

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Speaker 1: in in in shape crack. Ain't nobody gonna mess with him.

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Speaker 1: But because the crackhead, you think you can just beat

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Speaker 1: him up. Crackheads. So he's telling me like, bro, I

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Speaker 1: know you know stom crack bro, Like look I still

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Speaker 1: you crack. So the dope well walked rop on here

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Speaker 1: people boo dope like, man, he ain't had nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with it again, he changed the whole Man. I

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Speaker 1: lost that ship fell out my pocket. Man. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe he said it. Strap man, I said that my

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Speaker 1: hold respective the west man, Bro, So what made you

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Speaker 1: getting into coming? Man? I always for seeing seeing ship

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Speaker 1: just like that, Like I've always been like people thought

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Speaker 1: I was crazy as hell growling up. Man, I just always,

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Speaker 1: like you, just kind of be off to myself, just

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Speaker 1: like fucking around talking ship. But I was always a

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Speaker 1: ship talking. So then once I figured out how to

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, messing with it for real,

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is what I'm supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: I felt like I had wasted a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: time up until the point that I got to do

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Speaker 1: in comedy, because it was like I was supposed to

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Speaker 1: be doing comedy the old time. Man, you know, you

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Speaker 1: don't even understand why I started doing it. What happened? Well,

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Speaker 1: I got stabbed, geen. You know what I'm saying, but

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Speaker 1: buying crack brad weed from crackheads. Yeah yeah, man, you

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Speaker 1: know real street ship. You know what I'm saying. But

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Speaker 1: how Look man, how you getting stabbed in the fight?

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Speaker 1: It was that close. He was close to a nigga

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Speaker 1: that's not like the hold. Look, you're like the youngest

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Speaker 1: nigga that then got stabbed at a long time been

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Speaker 1: getting stabbed like niggas getting shot. But you don't want

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Speaker 1: to get stamped that I think you don't get stamped.

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Speaker 1: No bo, ain't I mean to tell you. Niggers get stamped. Man,

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Speaker 1: this podcast is for if you, if you, if your

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Speaker 1: stepdaddy is a crackhead, but don't nobody want to say that,

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Speaker 1: because he's strong and he loved your mama and he

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Speaker 1: loves he loved the ship at your mama. Though he

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Speaker 1: loved ship at your and he won't do crack around

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Speaker 1: no about it. Hell yeah, this podcast just for all

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Speaker 1: the girls who get their vagina wegs and still got

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Speaker 1: for all the women who give decent head but then

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Speaker 1: I'm mind giving it. That's what this is, what this is.

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Speaker 1: But this ain't for the ones who just give it

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Speaker 1: good because they give it business. This podcast, that's it,

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Speaker 1: that's the last one. This this podcast is for all

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Speaker 1: the girls who smell they coached before they give you something.

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Speaker 1: If you can't get enough for the shows, follow us

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Speaker 1: on social media. My name is DC Young Flyer and

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Speaker 1: my name is Carlos Miller. If you haven't already subscribed

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Speaker 1: to eighty five South so you can get the next

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Speaker 1: episode straight to your m box. Did you see Queen

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Speaker 1: Lativa titters in that movie They Will Be? That was terrible?

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Speaker 1: What happened? This look like two of Mike Tyson's old

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Speaker 1: speed bags. They beat up, beat up to look like

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Speaker 1: two flat football. All them years, I've been wanting to

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Speaker 1: see them titties and they let me down. Them titties

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Speaker 1: have been set up. They sat down now Damn. I

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Speaker 1: was mad as hell them titties in here. I know

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Speaker 1: you and I t y no none that queen for titties.

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Speaker 1: They was all depressed, like they didn't even he like

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Speaker 1: the Queen lat Teeth of Fire, you know, like Queen

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Speaker 1: l Teeth would be like, who are you calling a

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Speaker 1: bit them tittis? Was like, mustn't not be talking to us?

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Speaker 1: So you're telling me her chance is suffering with depression.

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Speaker 1: Them titties long suffering with depression. Man, they're going through something, bro.

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Speaker 1: So you're telling me that them motherfucker's are like kicked up.

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Speaker 1: They not, bro, No, I'm talking about you have to

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Speaker 1: put them up. Okay, check this out. You ever made breakfast,

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Speaker 1: you know, like when you when you're just showing off

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Speaker 1: and you cracked the egg and you hold the egg up,

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Speaker 1: how over the bowl when you let them be dropped.

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Speaker 1: That's what them t look like. Uh, scrambled dead titties,

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Speaker 1: pre scrambled though out the shell. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I gotta pitch. Have you ever seen Big Mama with

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Speaker 1: Mark larn Man, Bring them titties here, boy, look like

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Speaker 1: my den tittis. You see my den titnis. Get somewhere

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Speaker 1: and set out titties. Let them get somewhere, and said,

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Speaker 1: how titties, man, I bet her they hide her real

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Speaker 1: tittis they've been to look like have you ever seen

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Speaker 1: a cookie birthday cake? Hell no, man, them titt is

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Speaker 1: sitting on top of her aps. Hey, no, queen, this

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Speaker 1: photo shop, d tit is a photo shop. D T

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Speaker 1: don't even want to be titty no more. And all

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Speaker 1: the way to come out to titties. A man, I'm

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Speaker 1: over this ship do Damn. They've been through something, man. Man,

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Speaker 1: the nipple is is right there where they split off it. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: them titties are living single in the nineties. Gotta get

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm pick up. That's right. Whatever you gotta

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Speaker 1: fight with. When do they moved to the enough and

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Speaker 1: the rock? God? Damn, oh, ship them Queen Titties, I

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Speaker 1: know they ain't. Bro that's photo shop. I know tittis

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Speaker 1: for that movie. Man, they had extra extra fly ship. Hey,

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Speaker 1: could you do us a favor? Download this podcast just

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Speaker 1: like Queen La Teva Titties off of iTunes. Man, please, Man,

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Speaker 1: we're going crazy. Speaking of movies, man, you're about to

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Speaker 1: break into the movie game. I'm trying to say seen.

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Speaker 1: You know Rocket got a new movie. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: a good movie. You wouldn't say it. I wouldn't gonna

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Speaker 1: see it with l the crazy part. Listen, it's a

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Speaker 1: bad star. Michael b Jackson, right, Brad Michael Jordan? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That him or Michael Bryan Jordan's Jackson five. You know

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Speaker 1: McKnight Jackson, Wallace, Brian McKnight Jackson yea, you know what

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Speaker 1: he blought me on Instagram? Why because he used to

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Speaker 1: he used to do what used to girl? Hold on,

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Speaker 1: you say what now? He used to go to mcgirl.

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Speaker 1: So so wait a minute, let me clear this up.

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Speaker 1: You know how people get this mixed up? So your girl,

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Speaker 1: they used to go together, used to talk back in

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Speaker 1: the day. They were talking to each other on the phone,

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Speaker 1: texting I miss it, okay, So then you came along. No,

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Speaker 1: this this is you know what I'm saying. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. After me, he just him like you

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Speaker 1: because I don't know, I don't I'm not gonna take

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Speaker 1: it into that content. I'm gonna put this on the rug.

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Speaker 1: I fun with him. I never meet him, but I

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Speaker 1: fought with him because he's listening to this. Let him listening. Ship.

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Speaker 1: I can say this in perfect but I say when

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Speaker 1: he heard this, he's gonna be like, oh, it ain't

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Speaker 1: what I thought it was. It was never what you

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Speaker 1: thought it was. You just block me with good. I

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Speaker 1: go with a girl. You know what I thought? I

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Speaker 1: thought you had like roasted him or something. Now because

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Speaker 1: he used to follow me, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Then when I when she told me. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I've been told I'm gonna gonna keep it one thousand.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna keep it one thousand. But you

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Speaker 1: you know what, I want to see you happy for

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Speaker 1: with my old girl. But that's not about to look

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Speaker 1: at you. That's my girl, Listen, that's my You don't

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Speaker 1: block me. You block the lady, no, because you'll be

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Speaker 1: posted r to No. I blocked all my old girls.

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Speaker 1: She like she blocked her ex. But he took the

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Speaker 1: ship to a whole another level and blocked you. What

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Speaker 1: he blocked you, That's what I'm saying. But he should have.

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Speaker 1: But the crazy part about it, I still want to

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Speaker 1: go see the movie. You ain't help you. I wouldn't win.

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Speaker 1: I'm not about to sit there. And the crazy part

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Speaker 1: about it, every time, every time he would kiss the

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Speaker 1: girl in the move whole lot, it is, bro, you

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Speaker 1: missed that ship. You're secured though you know I'm straight.

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Speaker 1: You're securious hell because it was like, oh brand michael En,

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Speaker 1: we love him. Listen, I'm really praying with I really

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Speaker 1: don't give it down at the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But all I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: I fought with your grand bro. Keep doing your thing,

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Speaker 1: Salute God. Damn, We're gonna run into each other and

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Speaker 1: guess what I'm gonna say in your faith, Fuck you

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Speaker 1: you man. Don't block me, man, shut out the brand.

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Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's Yeah, man, shout the Michael Jordan, what is it?

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Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan's shout out to Michael B. Jordan's man. Man,

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Speaker 1: he look, they don't don't nothing block flat. You're supposed

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Speaker 1: to block the nigga who smash girl. I want that

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Speaker 1: to be honest. Man. I fought with the movie man,

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Speaker 1: the movie. Man. You know what I'm saying. But at

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Speaker 1: the end of the day, I'm blocked me. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: block me. Man. It's it's the player rudes to it. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling on some players ship. I would have blocked

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Speaker 1: you too. Listen, who who the hell want to be

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Speaker 1: on that? Check this out. If you're on Instagram, you

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Speaker 1: on your feet, you're just scrolling. You're scrolling. Then you

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Speaker 1: see a fun as nigger with two million father was

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Speaker 1: hugged up with your bits. You ain't gonna block this thing.

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Speaker 1: You better be glad. I ain't put up real video exactly.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about one of them real videos, one of

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Speaker 1: them nigger water cry that that would bro, you better

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Speaker 1: quit talking ship he was boxing either got big bro,

582
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Speaker 1: let be and hit you with one of them up.

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Speaker 1: First of all, we're not gonna take it. That ain't

584
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Speaker 1: gonna be none. I don't know how serious it is.

585
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Speaker 1: Blocked you. He just blocked because he don't want to

586
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Speaker 1: see me kissing my baby. The one man like like dad,

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Speaker 1: You don't nobody like you know what I'm doing. I'm

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Speaker 1: taking pistel with the kids, and you know that's why

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Speaker 1: you take it to the church. You know. I got

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Speaker 1: him saying daddy. But the day, man, it was a

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Speaker 1: good movie. Everybody to go see the shout out to

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Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan. I would love to see black people

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Speaker 1: do something amazing. I did not like what we'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that we're gonna talk about this. Yeah go see

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Speaker 1: that ship, Ye go see it. Man. It was it

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Speaker 1: was a turned to the movie. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: how I feeling. Man just on black man. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you got you're getting blocked people and it's just

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Speaker 1: a man. It's the game. Baby, she man. Carlos Miller

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