WEBVTT - Stories That Will Never Let Em Know Your Next Move (With The Pointer Brothers!) 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:24.720 Mm, hello and welcome to hashtag Storytime, the podcast filled 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.000 with everyday stories from everyday people, brought to you by 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.960 I Heart Radio and Curativity Productions. I'm your host will 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:34.639 insert funnymental name mc fadden. So I'm not sure if 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:38.280 you guys know this, but hashtag story Time is a 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:44.920 comedy podcast. Technically speaking, the genre of this podcast is comedy, 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.320 and according to a website called Chartable, this podcast ranks 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:53.080 five hundred and eleven on the Comedy Charts, which I 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:58.200 find hilarious. You know, I wonder where my arch nemesis 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.440 Seth Rogan story Time podcas asked ranks on the comedy charts. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.720 Oh wait, that's right. It's not a comedy podcast. It's 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:08.960 technically a documentary and it ranks, which is pretty damn 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:13.240 good for a coward. So let me tell you a 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.440 little thing about comedy. This is gonna be where everybody 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.000 turns off the podcast or skips ahead, so it doesn't 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.959 really matter when I say. Also, just a reminder, this 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:26.400 podcast is not for children. Comedy is all about surprise, Okay, 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:30.080 It's about set up the expectation and then fake them out. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.520 You know what I mean. Watch here's an example duck duck, 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.959 dildo boom, there it is. That's comedy. See, you thought 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:42.360 I was gonna say goose, but instead I said gildo. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:44.839 Did it again that time? You thought I was gonna 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.080 say dildo, but instead I said gildo. And I bet 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:50.880 you didn't see that jizzing? Oh what what did I 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.480 do there? That was a double entage. Also, the word 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:57.200 jizzing is just a funny word. It's kind of like 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:02.920 caddihampas or hullabaloo or murder. Got you again, didn't I? 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.960 This is too easy. You see in comedy, you can't 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.200 ever let the audience know what your next move is. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.640 You got to keep the audience on their nippies. Nippies 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:14.720 rhymes with tippies tippy toes. That's a little Cockney rhyme 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:18.560 slang off the dome. Okay, guys, this leads me to 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:22.040 today's guests who are experts in the old art of 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:26.320 the misdirect. And I'm talking about the Pointer Brothers, not sisters. See, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.440 even their name is a fake out. And if you've 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.799 ever seen the never let them know your next move 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.360 trend on TikTok that's the Pointer Brothers. They also do 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.280 some of the most amazing elaborate handshakes i've ever seen. UM. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.480 You also may know them from their comedy podcast called Pointless. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.959 Great title, and I sat down with Henry and Mike 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:45.800 and they told me a story that had to do 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:50.960 with a pretty odd job. So I want to tell you, 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.520 guys the story of how I found myself in a 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:58.080 hoarder house cleaning out a hoarder house over the summer 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:02.640 the year after graduated. Call so I can I can 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.639 give you a little background on that. UM. I graduated 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:10.079 uh umsk Amherston with a degree in finance, and I 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.600 didn't really like finance. You know, you have all the 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.480 investment bankers, everyone that wants to go in wall stre 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.440 you do all that stuff. That wasn't me. But I 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.240 got my degree in finance because I thought, you know, 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.440 it's a solid place to go. So I didn't have 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:24.799 a job when I graduated, and I wasn't that worried. 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.080 I was like, hey, you know, I can pick up 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.560 some od jobs, do some stuff while I'm doing a 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:31.480 job search. UM. Through a friend, I got connected with 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:35.120 this guy who flipped houses and he was in need 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.680 of just some handyman, some some labor work, just you know, heay, 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:41.200 clean up this house, maybe do a little bit of painting, 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.280 you know, tear up some carpets, do some stuff for me, 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.760 you know, whatever whatever's needed. Um, and that was going 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:49.280 to find it death for a couple of you know, 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.160 I was working a couple of months. We maybe you know, 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:56.080 did four or five houses, and one day, uh, we 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.240 we got a new a new job, a new location. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.760 He said, all right, you're gonna go to this town 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.960 how house and it's it's a hoarder house. So you know, 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.080 just be be ready to uh to get in there 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.800 and your only job is to clean it. Just get 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:10.720 everything out. And we're like, so it's me and this 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.800 one other guy. I think he was probably about fifty, 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.520 so he's been working there for a while. Um, like 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:20.000 we said be ready, yeah, border house. And I don't know. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:25.000 I'm like, okay, so so I've heard of the show Hoarders, 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.159 like you're seeing like that's it. I'm like, that's the 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:28.680 only thing that I know of when it comes to 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.000 a horderhouse hoarding and all that stuff. Did you watch 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:35.840 any episodes before? Just I I didn't do it. When 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:38.520 I think of horders, yeah, I was remember this one 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.760 vivid scene from an episode don't know, it sits in 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.000 my mind. It's like they walk into another room and 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.040 there's just like this old lady with just like her 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.440 head popping out of like just trash, and she's just 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:51.560 like totally like seen but like just like she's like, hey, 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.520 like what do you how's it going or something. It's 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:57.480 like this, all of these papers are very important to me. Yeah, 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.520 you got like an empty cup on the other side, 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.720 say hey, no, no no, no, I'm gonna need I'm gonna 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.760 need that. So I was I was real quick. I 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.039 was watching Horders one time and it was one of 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.160 the most disturbing episodes I've ever seen, and my dad 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:10.800 walked in eating a sandwich and was like, oh, I 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:15.359 know that girl Like I was like the Horder. He 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:17.440 was like, oh, yeah, yeah, she she did some work 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.720 for me a couple of months ago. What's she what's 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.360 she doing on TV? I was like, she's on Order. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:27.080 You don't want to know what she's doing, that's wild. Yeah. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.880 I was like I don't wanna. I don't wanna get 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.200 this idea on my mom. I'm like, it's not gonna 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:33.880 be that bad Horder house whatever, like just kind of 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:38.280 open mind as bad as a show or something. So 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:43.360 we I'm trying to think we show. Yeah, so all 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:44.600 we had to do was just clean the place out. 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.240 I'm like, oh, that seems like the easiest thing we've 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:49.559 done yet. So we show up to this house and 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:54.760 we there's hum like a garage door, right. We opened 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:56.920 the garage door, and you can't see more than like 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:58.640 a foot and a half in front of you, and 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:02.360 you're immediately smacked in the face with this smell that 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.080 I can't even describe. I don't know. I don't know 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:09.120 if it's old food, if it's moldy something, if it's 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:13.200 like a dead animal like you. I have no idea 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.960 what this smell was, and neither one of us. We 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:18.440 had no idea we're getting into it, and this was 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.400 just the garage door, right. So first thing we did 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.680 was we we hauled it to home depot. We got 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:26.200 a ton of trash bags, and we got like these 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:30.200 face mask respirators, which I wasn't I mean, kind of needed, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:31.640 but I wasn't stoked about it because it was the 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.679 middle of the summer and it was hot as balls, 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.520 Like it was like you you you put one of 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.960 those things on and you're like immediately dripping sweat and 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:41.440 like it was. It was a tough It was a 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:45.600 tough time to be cleaned out a horrorhouse. You know. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.159 The the heat wasn't helping with the smell as well. 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:50.200 It was like it was terribly like cooking it up, 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.960 like it was making it amplified. It's brilliant, it's it's 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.720 it's still in it for you. So it was so 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.680 so we are job was to throw everything out, and 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.520 we were like, okay, we'll get a dumb stir here, 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.560 will pack all the stuff in bags or just toss 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.640 most of the stuff in the dumpster whatever, no problem. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.279 Turns out that afternoon we we you know, once we 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.160 started getting going trying to figure out what was what 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:15.640 the dumpster was placed, and then someone at the apartment 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.680 complex or condo complex was like, hey, that can't be here. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.240 It's against the homeowners association all this stuff. So someone 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:25.240 they already got a problem with it. I um. So 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.080 our only solution was to then rent a U haul 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.600 and throw all the carbage, all the trash bags in 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.080 that U haul and drive it two and a half 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:36.160 or two hours to a different site that we were 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.040 working on. So we were literally just packing this thing 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.640 full driving it, driving backpacking it full drive, like it 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:46.720 was like the most inefficient, Like it was a terrible 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.720 like set you're You're like, I have a degree in 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:53.800 find That's what I like, dude. I remember like I 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:58.440 was literally like picking up just old food. At one 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:00.880 point we went to this I turned into like the kitchen, 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:05.200 I think at the time, and there was more Dunkin donuts, 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:09.400 ice coffee cups in a pile that and then I've 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.360 ever seen in my entire life, like I'm not kidding, 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.040 probably like up to my shoulders or something in the 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.000 entire like this entire room. I want to say, like 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.960 there's probably a two thousand of these cops I have, 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:22.160 like I have photos, like we gotta try to find 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.640 him and send him in something later. It was you 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:26.360 have you truly have to see it to believe, like 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.320 the amount of trash I was in here. Maybe they 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.760 were a big fan of the Charlie and that's what 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:34.720 I'm big. I think that was that was the first 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.240 picture I got from Hank, like when I was just chilling. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.920 I was in Cape Cod with some buddy's and um, 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.040 I think that was the first first picture well, I'm 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.439 like having fun, you know, drinking beers, going to the beach, 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.640 figuring out where we're gonna go for the night. Hag 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.920 sending me a picture of his Duncan donut just infested. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.240 I'm just like all I could say, I'm like to 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.120 having like that sucks. Bro, like that sucks. Dude like it. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.160 I don't want to tell You're like, what are you 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.360 up to today? Dude? Like the chilling, It's like I'm 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:05.760 literally nipples deep and duncanvillingh that was it was, It was. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:09.080 It was insane. I'm trying to think of like some 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.640 of the weirdest ship we found there. But also one 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.960 question is, so the owner of the house obviously didn't 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:18.360 live there anymore. Very good point. I meant to get 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:21.280 back to that. So the houses that we worked on, 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.120 the guy, the guy that we worked for bought them 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.560 all at foreclosure. So a lot of these houses hadn't 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.640 been lived in for a long time, so you know, 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.280 some needed different, you know, different types of work than others. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.720 This one had was foreclosed on. So the woman that 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.120 lived there, I don't think had lived there for maybe 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.480 a year or something. I don't know the exact time. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.440 Could have been it could have been like six months 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.360 to a year, but she hadn't lived there. And I 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:47.520 think that not having to like deal with her, work 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.240 with her and like with all like what it made 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:52.160 the experience, like you know, that much easier and quicker 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.280 because it was literally just like you see something, put 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.240 it in a bag and throw it out, like there 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:59.400 was no if and or butts, Like there was no negotiating, 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:02.240 no negoti a feeling if the lady was there or 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.199 something like you would actually do it, nothing like it 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:05.600 would That's when we would have brought in the camera 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:06.920 crew and it would have been like I were getting 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.600 this all on film, because like I thought you were 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.480 going to say that you like turned a corner and 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:14.839 then there she was like sitting in the bathroom here 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:18.800 for years. But nope, she's just due. She's just hiding 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.160 and you know, the documentary and bring it to Vice 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.800 and just sell it. It was insane. I'm trying to 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:25.160 think of some of the stuff that we found. I 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:26.920 remember one of the one of the funniest things was 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.760 like going into the kitchen. When we finally made it there, 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.000 we kind of like you we so first attack was 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.280 like get the stairs like clean off the stairs so 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.480 we could get up to that first floor, and then 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.840 from there was like kind of like kind of like 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:42.800 picture yourself, like it just fresh snowfall and you're just 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.880 like trying to like shovel a little spot out to 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.840 like get to the mailbox and then like you can 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:48.840 get back or like. So that was kind of what 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:50.520 it felt like. I was like, let's just get like 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:53.000 a little path to the kitchen, a path to like 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.360 the bathroom, so we could just kind of move around 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.320 in there. Um, we get to the kitchen and like 0:10:58.400 --> 0:10:59.880 and I'm like, the hell is going to be in 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:03.920 this fridge? Like the fridge was still there plug So 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.200 we opened up the fridge and I was kind of 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.960 upset because there was nothing like crazy in there. I 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.280 was hoping it would be like you know, like I 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:13.760 don't even know what I was expecting to be there. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:19.840 But all of the food was like dated back in 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:23.640 like two thousand eight so so so so it was 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:26.600 an entire fridge full of like we are like cheese 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.520 and like crackers and yogurts and like these had all 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.719 the old logos on it too. So I was like, oh, 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.280 like I didn't know that, like yo play had that 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.400 logo or something and like all this crazy stuff like 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:43.760 vintage legit. I was like, yeah, a picture though, like 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.839 a Mozzarella ball and it was like two seven eight, 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.720 and I like I probably would have ate it. We 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.640 found it. We found pretty good. A bottle of Jose 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:58.240 queravel on top of the fridge that wasn't and and 0:11:58.240 --> 0:11:59.640 and the guy was working. I was like, yeah, I'll 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.720 take that. That ship doesn't go bad. I was like, you, like, 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:06.679 all means, grab it. As long as that seal is unbroken, right, 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.240 it gets better with age, right, you never know if 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.400 it was broken. Like so we found Yeah, that was 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.680 like the most interesting thing because that was all like 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.240 twelve thirteen years old. And then you know, we we 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.360 were sifting through the trash and the dunks, cops and 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.960 all that stuff, and we'd see like like take out 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.040 receipts from a couple of months ago, you know what 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.160 I mean. Like I'm like, okay, so like you you 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.720 you had the you know, twelve year old balla Mazzarella, 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:30.800 but you chose to order b K, you know what 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:32.760 I mean. It was just like where do you think 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.160 like they sleep like like they on this It was 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.080 it was it was just crazy. I was like, no 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.680 room to sleep, you know what I mean. Um, we found. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.400 One of the craziest things we found was was some 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:46.199 old teeth. So we stumbled upon some teeth and I 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.040 was like, we don't know if that that could have 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:50.040 been not their teeth, don't know whose teeth that. We 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.840 didn't ask any questions. It was like, oh, these are funny. 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:56.160 Let me send a snapchat to my buddy. And in 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.880 the simple like that was it. That was the process. 0:12:59.880 --> 0:13:01.880 And like we finally made it up to the second 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:05.760 flooring your way through there with your machete, dude, we 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.840 we it was. It was insane. We make it up 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.520 to the second floor and we have the two bedrooms 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:14.120 and um. One of the things was the guys working 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.200 he's like cleaned out plenty of horder houses before, like 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.720 he you know, he's been there, done that, and he's like, 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.200 you know, like check all the pockets, you might find 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:22.880 some money and some stuff. So I had this, like 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:24.680 I had this idea in the back of my mind 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:26.520 that like I was gonna strike rich, Like I was 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.640 gonna like reach into like a you know, like a 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:30.400 pocket or like find something. It was gonna be like 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.400 you know, five bucks, are like, you know, I'm gonna 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.960 find like, you know, some money or something. Didn't end 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.480 up doing that. So for for four four days straight, 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.480 didn't find anything like the crown jewels, right, it was 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:45.960 like the diamond from Titanic exactly, some vintage like baseball 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:57.960 cards or something they just forgot. So you know, found 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.400 all the all sorts of ship and like what was 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.520 the did you find quarters? Like worth? Like we well 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:05.720 we ended up like collecting all the change and stuff, 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.880 and like they ended up with like a couple hundred 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.199 two hundred bucks. Maybe we brought it to that that 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.240 would out see. That was the that was the degree 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.240 kicking in. Like I mean, you know, I see a 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.960 couple of too three quarters. You're like, we gotta stack 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.640 those together, you know what I mean? I should probably 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:25.240 sell these teeth. Someone's looking for teeth somewhere, right, So 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.440 we we we we get upstairs to the second floor 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.200 and there's the two bedrooms and you can tell like 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:33.040 one of them was was was like this older woman 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.920 and the other one seemed to have been like a 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:38.440 teenage boy. So I was like, the hell's going on 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:42.320 in here? Sifted through all that stuff throughout all sorts 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.080 of ship. But one thing we did find was a 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:49.720 stack probably of like forty Playboy magazines and like all 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:54.320 this other like like computer images like like this dude 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:58.120 went on like went on Google Google like boobs and 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.400 then like would copy paste that in a word document, 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.600 printed it all out. And then so I just found 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.680 all these like him printed just like naked pictures that. 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:08.680 But it was just the funniest thing because I'm like 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.400 the whole time, I'm trying to paint a picture like 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.880 like oh, like these I wonder like who these people were, 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.240 like what they do and all this stuff, and like 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:15.960 it's weird because like going through all this stuff, like 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.320 you do kind of paint a picture of who lived there, 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:19.960 and like we're what they're up to and what they're doing, 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.360 because that's where they lived and that was their home 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:23.800 and like you know, they got four clothes on. It's 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.560 not you know that you know, kind of not that 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:28.040 excepting of a part of the story. But anyways, it 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.400 was interesting, So I find all that fun stuff. Um well, 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.640 the thing the thing with the you know, the the 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.960 teenager collecting, you know, it's it's a fine line between 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:39.640 collecting and hoarding. Like if you have vintage playboys. That's 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.640 kind of cool, that's kind of interesting. But yeah, once 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:45.480 you start printing out like pictures of Carmen Electra's boobs, yeah, 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.200 those exist on the internet. Those are never going away, 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:50.600 Like the Internet is not going to just delete all 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:54.000 of those those boobs. They're gonna be there forever, like 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:57.040 you don't need they're gonna need the hard copies. Maybe 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:58.600 it was like there's gonna be an apocalypse and I'm 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:02.960 gonna be holding all the porn and maybe yeah he's 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:07.040 literally CEO of boobs and now he can he makes 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:10.000 money through that way. He's right, and n f T 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.440 like he's somehow able to like take that and transflor 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:17.640 it's a non fungible titty exactly nowadays. That's so, yeah, 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.920 that's what he could have done. Yeah, I mean, so 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.840 the whole thing like that, like just the whole experience. 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.000 I mean, I think it was like Monday through Friday, 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.760 and it was like I drive to drive two hours 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.880 to get there. We spent a lot of time in 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:32.920 the car, a lot of time packing ship up, throwing 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:36.480 it out the second floor, and just trying to get 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.480 as close to that truck as possible. Before, you know, 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:42.360 backbreaking labor. Yeah, it was, it was. Yeah, it was 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:45.280 just something. Um one of the funniest parts, like you mentioned, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:46.760 where it's like you're in the middle of doing this 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.760 and you're like, dude, I have a finance degree. It's 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.760 like once you also drive two hours away to dump 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.080 that trash. You're hopping in the truck and it's just 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.360 like a nice quiet ride back to do the same 0:16:56.360 --> 0:17:00.120 exact ship again and again. It's like, no, dude, four 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.960 years of college. Dude, Yeah, this is great. Yeah, I'm 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.520 definitely like putting that degree to work. Right, It's not 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.919 like a twenty minute ride to the dump. That's a 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.080 road trip. Like you're sitting back and you're just like 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.280 prepping yourself mentally, like how am I going to get 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.040 through today? When is it gonna hit five pm? So 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:19.880 I can just absolutely do that. That was in Yeah, 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:21.399 that wasn't even the thing because we had to finish 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:25.000 the projective hit. I mean, dude, I was trying to 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.199 just just get the job done, you know what I mean. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:28.800 It was like at this point, I think one of 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:32.240 the grossest pictures I received from Henry. I was on vacation, 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.399 you know what, I'm saying it was, yeah, this and 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:37.159 you have it in your notes, but I saw is 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.439 he sent a picture of the toilet. Oh dude, I 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:44.119 forgot about the math. I don't even know. I think 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.440 I'm probably have it on my phone. But it was disgusting. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:49.480 It looked like the toilet hadn't been flushed in years. 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.760 It was we don't know what it was. I think 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.480 it was what we thought it was, but I think 0:17:54.520 --> 0:18:00.680 she was brown, and like it wasn't just rus. Did 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:02.879 can we show that? I mean I could, Yeah, I 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:09.760 could always share it. Um that Yeah, right, I think 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:12.760 about this, but there it is. It was. Yeah, it 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:15.840 was a lot of a lot of fun cleaning that 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:18.560 one out, and like we so well, we had to 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.359 like once all the crap was cleared, we pretty much 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.119 we had to like uninstall it, right and then like 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:26.840 carry it downstairs and I'm like, they're still liquid in here, dude, 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.040 I'm gonna like spill. If I spill this on myself, 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:32.600 I've gone take my whole leg take out, just shop 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.640 like both my legs off. I'm done. I don't want anything. 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:38.600 I gotta do it. Leave the leg dude. Yeah, that 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:40.800 was out. That was That was a lot of fun. 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.439 And I guess kind of like the moral to this 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:46.639 whole story, Like at the end of the day, after 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:50.840 you know, long sleeves, jeans, boots, respirator mask, you know, 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:55.840 cleaning out just pure garbage in this house two hours away. Um, 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:57.720 I kind of just like had a moment where I 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:00.199 sat down, we finished up, and I was just like, 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.600 holy sh it, like I gotta I really gotta like 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:06.879 kick this job search into gear, like you know what 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:09.199 I mean, like paint like doing the painting on the 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:11.880 other projects and you know, ripping up carpets, Like yeah, 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:13.280 well it's not that bad whatever. You do this for 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:15.439 a little while longer until I find a job. Then 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:17.399 you get hit with the Horderhouse and you're like that's it. 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:19.359 I'm throwing the towel. I don't need any more of that. 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:23.760 I'm gonna put this degree to work. Yeah it was, 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.280 I mean it was fun. Like I'll tell you, like, 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:29.680 nothing will bring you closer to another person than like 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:32.159 cleaning out of Horderhouse because like we went through that 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:35.000 was me, me and Alex, Like we went through that 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:36.960 one together and and and at the end of it 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:38.760 was like, dude, can we just like share a beer? 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:40.800 Or something like let's just go get a bite to 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:44.679