WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "No One Will Hear That" Mail Bag 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:05.600 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:09.320 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:12.600 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:15.600 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:19.720 rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:23.560 hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:33.000 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:39.440 Welcome into another Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:45.040 g Radio Toda. Just the last Sunday of the regular 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.920 NFL season. Don't say that day. I don't want to 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.520 hear that. Danny. Well, you never know. Maybe they'll add 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.760 more games or something like that. But it is the 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:58.560 last scheduled Sunday for the National Football League, which is 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.880 not terrible news because Danny, you know what happens when 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.360 we get to the playoffs. That's always fun. And then 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.720 after the playoffs the silly season. We love the silly season. 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:12.679 Every day there's a new crop of bullshit, there's a bottom. 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:16.039 I ready to bring the gas that the insiders make 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:19.040 up because they make their living making up bullshit and 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.080 we love it and we get to break down the 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.959 bullshit whether we believe it or not. It's so much fun, 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.640 so much fun, and we have that to look forward 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.679 to after the playoffs are done. Who won the NFL 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:35.600 book up last year? I believe Eddie. I think Eddie 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:38.520 one last year. Yeah. Yeah, well, and we have that's 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.600 right with the book them to look forward to as well. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:45.840 But right now we have a bunch bunch of random 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:54.720 emails that are between hay and grass, not easily categorized, 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:56.560 and they're all over the map. That's the one of 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.800 the things we love about the the mail Bag. You 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:01.440 know ever know what you're gonna get. And if you're 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.480 new to the podcast, and based on the numbers, there 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.040 are actually some new people listening. God bless you. Thank 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:07.920 God for that. And if you want to join the 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:09.840 mail bag, we have a lot of the same people 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.600 that email us every week, but we also have new 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.079 people and we'd love to hear new voices. If you'd 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.480 like to be part of the fun, we'd also love 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:18.480 to hear old voices. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Some of 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.119 the people that used to email us all the time. 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:21.959 You never know what happened. You wonder like some of 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:23.920 these people would emails every week and then they stopped 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.519 emailing us. Are they okay? Did they did we say 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:30.840 something to offend them? Did they have a medical condition? 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.600 Like you never know. It's it's the weird thing about that. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.160 But but anyway, we we were. We're ready to go 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.200 here with the podcast. You want to email me, you 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:40.840 can do it right now. You don't have to wait, 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.920 You don't have to wait. Real fifth Hour at gmail 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.280 dot com, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Are 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:51.400 you ready for this? Danny? You're prepared? Yeah? Strike up 0:02:51.480 --> 0:03:09.120 the band for asked bend two point Oh, it's our guy, 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:13.000 ohio All. I feel like this whole show musically, we 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:14.520 we need a tip of the cap to our buddy 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.360 ohio All. He's provided us not only the mail bag, 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:21.160 but he's added you heard it yesterday. Pop goes the 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:26.120 culture all right? The first once from Barry in Nashville. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:30.320 He says, Yo yo mo, Benny and Danny, help enlighten 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:34.520 all of us. Why do callers, after waiting for hours 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.960 on hold, they finally get on the air and they 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.680 speak with you, and then they asked to go back 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:46.760 on hold. This makes no sense to me. Barry says, 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.520 There are many ways to listen to the show, doing 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.520 it on hold seems the least attractive. Why are these 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:57.440 numbscles asking to go back on hold? So there's a 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.880 few reasons for that, Barry. First of all, I disagree 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:06.440 with your statement that being on hold is the least 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:10.440 attractive way to listen. I would say no, because you 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:15.160 actually get to hear the un filtered addition to the show. Yeah, 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.760 there's a lot of things that don't get broadcast, that 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.560 get dump because people have potty mouths and we can't 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.839 broadcast and unto rest to radio, and some stuff doesn't 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.560 even make the podcast because we have to cut it 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.080 out of the podcast. You get to hear the in 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:34.480 its raw state here on Fax Sports Radio, God Radio College. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.400 So there's that. As far as why people would ask 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:42.240 to go back and hold, sometimes it's because they're out 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:45.120 of radio reception. The only way they can hear the 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.400 show is on the phone. Other times I don't know, 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.599 like Jet who fled, I don't know what's on with 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:54.039 that guy. But there's reasons for it, like sometimes maybe 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.880 they can't talk at that moment, they think they'll be 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.920 able to talk a little bit later. There's things like that, right, 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:02.599 Danny Huny. I also think some listeners like to listen 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:08.120 in real time because there's obviously a delay on affiliates 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:13.000 as well as the Fox Sports Radio app. Yes, yeah, 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.880 for sure, there's a very long delay, not quite as 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.880 long as there used to be. But I was there 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.279 when the big delay came, and we always had a delay. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:25.400 But we freaked out. Everyone in radio freaked out years ago. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.640 Has it been twenty years since Janet Jackson showed her 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.640 boobies or is it only been like fifteen years. I 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:34.159 don't know. My ass feels so good right now. We 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:37.680 just keep adding years on. But that Super Bowl in Houston, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.599 justin timber Lake and Janet Jackson, when you saw a 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.040 little nipple and apparently no one had ever seen a 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:48.480 nipple before and up close and personal, and that led 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:51.920 to all kinds of systems being put in and it 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:55.320 was like a big, big ship show for every radio 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:58.960 broadcaster and television broadcasting. Although it's impossible, I've tried to 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:03.640 do it, Danny, you can show a nipple on the radio. Possible. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.120 There's no nip slippage on the radio. It's never happened before. 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:10.760 I'm pretty sure Genie and Medford did it. I have 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:15.040 a statin night. John on Well, Jeannie gave you everything. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.760 She gave you the full Monty. But anyway, Uh so 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.200 that's the answer to that. Next up is on the mailback. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:24.640 Steve in Philadelphia says, hey, guys, Ben, I heard heard 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.480 your meltdown the other day during one of your award 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:32.320 winning Mallard monologues. Uh, you seemed genuinely upset. How did 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:36.920 you continue and finished the monologue? Well, Steve, I think 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:41.160 you're referencing if I'm correct on this, Um, there was 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.480 a bit of a walking disaster. This happens every once 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:47.760 in a while, Danny on the on the show, we 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:51.440 have a lot of moving parts and it's on the 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.200 the overnight. We do a lot of different features and 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.560 bits and whatnot. And sometimes we have new people that 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:59.280 come on the show. Roberto was under the weather one 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:03.640 night and so we had the new guy. And I 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:08.559 don't play a lot of the top of things. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.680 he's he's quite the guy. He's been a radio for 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:14.040 a while. And um, but you know, we all we 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.920 all have hiccups. You know, we all fart five times 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:21.560 a day or whatever. So anyway, I don't usually play 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.040 a lot of sound in the monologues. Now, the way 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.760 this works, I produced the monologues that produced that part 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.200 of the show, So I get all the audio. Any 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.640 audio that we play I have to track down. I 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.080 have to log it. It's a big pain in the 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:35.520 s and I spent a lot of time getting ready 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:36.920 for the show, and it's just another thing I have 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:40.720 to do. And so but I I I logged the audio, 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.360 and then I will send it and then the editors 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.080 will actually cut it up. But I'll be the one 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:49.040 that says I need this fifteen second sound bite or 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.680 I need a seventeen second sound bite. So every once 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.240 in a while they'll be something already in the system, 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.280 but most of the time it's stuff I tracked that, right, 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.840 So that's how that works, just inside inside radio. So 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:04.160 I for some reason, I was feeling frisky on Wednesday, 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.200 and I decided, you know, there's a lot of good 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.840 sound bites from different people in the NFL. I would 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.200 like to incorporate those into my monologues rather than me 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.720 just pretend to be them and read the quote. So 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.720 I did. And now, in fairness, in my defense, Danny, 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:20.280 at the time I did it, I was on the 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.960 assumption Roberto was going to be on the show. Uh. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.360 And I didn't get the message until after I had 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.560 sent the the audio in to be cut up for 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.880 the show that Roberto was under the weather and he 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.800 wasn't gonna be able to come in. But I figured 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.360 I'd wasted all this time. I'm some dimwitted idiot. I 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:40.839 wasted all this time. I might as well use the 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.560 audio anyway. I mean, how hard could it be? And 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:45.720 uh and obviously as you if you listen, and I 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.520 guess this guy in Philly, Steve did it did it 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.439 was very awkward. Uh, there's no other way around it. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.880 It was not kumbaya. Uh, it was not a Kuna matata. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:58.600 It was what was the disconnect? Did he not know 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:05.600 where the audio? Well, no, I'm not sure exactly what happened. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.640 I was, you know, everyone saw I blow my gasket 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:12.760 and uh, and I'm human talk And I got a 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.160 little upset because I tossed to the sound bite and 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:18.120 then there's like a like a ten second pause, which 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:22.559 you don't want that that's a bad sign. That's dead air. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.240 But I figured if I start talking, maybe he'll play it. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.160 I don't want to start talking because I'll talk over it. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.960 So then he he finally played it, but it was 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.560 the wrong bite. It was not the bite I had 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.800 sent in that I had spent all this time logging. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:37.839 It was a different bite. It was a shorter bite. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.280 So then I thought, Okay, that must be a mistake, 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.680 so why don't we throw to it again. Let's play 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.600 a full bite. So so then I'm like, well, let's 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:47.439 play the full bite. That was a mistake, Dade. That 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.520 was a tactical era on my part because there was 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:55.679 another like five second delay, and I'm bracing myself. I'm like, 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.480 oh man, I'm I'm starting to get worked up like 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.800 a volcano, right and I'm getting I'm getting piste off. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.679 I'm you know, I'm the one. Nobody knows what's going 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.360 on behind the scenes. They just know I'm the one 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:07.480 on the air. And uh so five seconds go by, 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:11.280 which seemed like ten minutes, and then the sound bite 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.040 plays and it's the same exacts out bite that we 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:19.240 just played that I just complained about. So at that point, 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:23.559 I I I just I lost it. But but then 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:28.439 I composed myself and and I was able to finish it. Steve, So, yeah, 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.600 there there have been many more screw ups than that, 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.319 We've had some. I mean the most famous one of 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.199 them all is when I was doing the update and 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.480 the Royals are having their problems on the road, and 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:42.600 then we played I was sabotaged on that. So yeah, 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:46.560 that was an Art Martinez, special Artie Martinez, the great 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.680 Art Martinez, who who's to this day, said what my fault? 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.120 You know, I just played the sound bite. But anyway, 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.400 so that's what happened on that was in there and 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:59.800 he fixed everything. Right, Let's move on, Let's see what 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:05.040 are we happier? Pierre from the Hot Stove counting all 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:09.439 the zeros on Rafael Dever's contract, you congratulations. You can 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.839 watch Rafael Devers in the Red Sox finishing around five 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:16.040 hundred every year for the next eleven. Uh and uh, 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.720 Pierre says Ben. How surprised were you and the misses 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:23.680 when Daddy g and Mrs TINDERRONI asked you to be 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:28.680 the godparents of the future Little Rader. Very funny, very funny, Pierre. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.440 I'm sure there's a lot of jockeying, right, Danny for 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.880 that title for those kind of things, right, there's a 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:37.520 lot of movement going on behind the scenes, and family 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.160 trying to to sway you and and the wife there 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.520 am I correct on that? Well, you know, it's funny 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:48.040 you should ask about that because when I first broke 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:52.200 this news on our podcast, you mentioned you being a godfather. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.640 I talked to my tender Rowni about that, and she said, 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.120 we don't we have to be Catholic for that. Nah, No, 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.840 I'm not Catholic either. What are you doing? Come on? No? 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.480 And I told her, I'm like benn Is, benn Is 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:08.560 every religion exactly. I represent all people, all sects of religion. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:12.040 Born Jewish of course. But you know that's whatever. You know, Hey, 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.600 it's a ceremonial thing anyway, right, what else? I don't 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.000 even know what else goes into that. It's actual stuff 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.559 that if you're the Godfather, I think it would be 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:24.679 funny though, I say, you know, the Godfather my nicknames, 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.240 you know, and I'd be like, I'd be a legitimate 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.480 godfather because I'd be like like the godfather of you know, 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:34.040 the future, you know, whatever, you know, Jimmy G Radio 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.240 or whatever is. Yeah, whatever we decide on his name, 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.800 I christen you as the Godfather. There you go say, there, 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.480 you're right, You're absolutely right, Pierre, good job by you, 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.160 all right. Next up Mike from Fullerton on the mail bag, 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:51.040 He says, I have to second that guy Pete in 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:56.200 Cedar Rapids, Iowa last week. You really should quit bullying Bobby, 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:00.520 he says, How dare you? What's the quickest you you've 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:05.280 seen someone give up on a New Year's resolution, assuming 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:10.400 anyone you have you know, actually tries dumb New Year's resolutions, 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:14.440 he says. And also, go ahead and give us the 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:18.880 second half of the nicknames. We're all dying to hear them, says, 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:24.120 says our friend from Fullerton, Mike from Fullerton. So I 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:28.960 don't I don't make New Year's resolutions. I'm trying to think. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.880 Nothing really pops in my head. I guess it would 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:32.120 be like, hey, I'm not gonna drink, and then you 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.280 start drinking right at like twelve oh one you start 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:38.320 taking a shot or something like that. But any anything 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.480 pop in your head there, Danny when it comes to 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:45.360 failed New Year's resolutions, Well, yeah, it's something that was 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.480 talked about on Coveno and Rich a couple of afternoons ago. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.760 Did you hear about the story about Equinox? No? What 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:57.960 they're like a luxury Jim. Yeah, okay, Dave decided to 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:03.439 not accept new members hip applications on New Year's Day. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:07.400 They do not want people who are making it their 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:13.240 New Year's resolution to work out, I'll come right now. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:17.120 This is either to get publicity and to you know, 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:21.080 this is it's either a marketing strategy, or they really 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.320 are pissed about people that just come in and then 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:28.880 quit immediately and muck it up for their regulars. Yeah, 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.960 this is the dumbest thing. This is like McDonald saying 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:34.840 we've decided we don't want to sell Big Max right now, 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:36.840 we're gonna take a couple of months off from selling 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.360 the Big Max. This. If I own no, it would 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.320 be like them saying, if you're only coming for the 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:45.480 mic ribb, oh yeah, yeah, because you're a seasonal customer, bastard. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.160 If you're only coming to get in the way of 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.440 our drive through for our big Mac customer, because you're 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:54.080 only in it for the mcribb, we're not gonna sell 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:57.080 you a mic ribb. No, but think about if we 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:00.640 if we owned a gym like you know, Benny and 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.560 Danny G's world class, you know, twenty four hour a day, Jim, 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:08.840 some some bullshit, Jim. This is every year is a 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:12.760 mitzvah because all these dumbasses sign up for the gym, 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.520 and I know, I go to the jy. I'm a loser. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.480 I go to the gym since my treadmill died up 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.560 a painful death when I moved into the north Woods 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.120 and still has not come back from the dead. So 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.560 I have to go to the gym. And I know 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:28.480 every January I see a bunch of new faces, and 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:33.400 by usually early February, they're all gone. They're all coming 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.560 that maybe one or two stick around past mid February 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.360 by the time the Super Bowls played. And you know, 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.560 because they don't have they have they either don't know 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.280 what to wear. They have the new gym clothes with 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.720 the tag on it. The women are all dolled up 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:48.520 with the makeup on, like what are you doing? Come on, 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.160 you hit the damn gym and that whold thing. So 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.400 do you want to hear their statement they put out 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:57.840 on social media. Sure, we don't speak January. The company 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:02.360 posted January is a language we don't understand. The statement 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:06.360 read a fantasy delivered to your door in a pastel 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.640 colored box. It talks about change. It wants you to 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:12.760 start something when you should be in the middle of it. 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:16.400 It thinks time is on its side, it's new, It 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:21.000 needs a new outfit before it can begin stalling, shortcutting, 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:25.520 giving up. So let me ask you this, Danny. What 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:29.000 happens when the marketing department gets a call from the 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.520 accounting department saying, you know how much money we just 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:35.120 lost because because of this promotion. Now, there was a 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.920 little bit of a debate between C and R because 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.680 I think it was Cavino who said, maybe they're just 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:46.800 trying to make it seem like they're so exclusive that 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:50.880 that would actually drive more attention and more customers their 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:55.760 way after this little January stunt is over, because if 0:16:55.760 --> 0:17:01.040 it's exclusive, then more Layman's wanted. Yeah, I know that's 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.520 a flaw and human niches. It's like if you charge more, 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.240 people think you're getting a better deal or something like that. Right, 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.000 My argument would be the counter argument would be by 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:13.760 the time February comes, people are like, I'll just do 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:15.840 it next year. I'll just go I'll sign up for 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:20.399 the gym next year. This whole concept of time is 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:25.960 a human invention, Like it's it's just come on, all right, Uh, so, 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:28.440 and as far as the nicknameth you know, Mike, I don't. 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:30.399 I can't. I mean, people get upset when I do 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:33.879 the nickname. God did this last week? I will I 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:38.040 only did half last week, so it was more than enough. 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.040 So I will not tell you that I am known 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:44.440 as the Baron of balderdash, big gall bladder. You did 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.119 that one last week. Hold on, of second, let me 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:52.400 give you the other I did this. I really, I've 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:56.480 already forgotten. That's a bad that's a bad sign. Danny, 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.959 all right, the other half of my nicktives. Here we go. 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:03.040 Nobody will hear that I am known as everybody's gonna 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:05.960 hear that? Really? Oh you'll edit that out. It's a podcast. 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.400 It's not live. It's a podcast. I am known as 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:12.480 the spin Master of misinformation, the bannering broadcaster, the Beethoven 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:15.000 of BS. I'm an idiot, I don't know how much, 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:20.480 Kermudgeon of commentary, the Chasm of sarcasm. He blew me 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:25.000 off at a hotel near l a x Dare you 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:30.439 the Tsar of zany dark night of week night sports radio, 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:35.320 Pucci mogul of mischief? Please make it stop. No, no, 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:38.600 it's not gonna stop. Benny the brazen King of zing 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:42.560 Moneyball Mallard, I pity the fool that doesn't give me 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:46.399 my burto Benny the Bopper. Oh yeah, back in my 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:52.960 baseball days, facetious fox like Sultan of Insulting, the Shaman 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:58.879 of schaden freude, jumping Jack of wisecrack, insight of overnight medicine. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:04.520 Man Mallard, I'm a doctor name Bob of Negativity, the 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:13.080 Sage of Outrage, Pinnacle of cynical, Prince of preposterous, Professor 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:19.520 of propaganda, Hussar of hi perbole No no no, and 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:22.639 the mad Hatter of sports chatter, and soon to be 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:28.600 the godfather like Benny. We gotta come up if you 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:31.080 guys want to suggest that an official you would be 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:34.560 the Gradio Godfather. The Gradio Godfather we could come up with. 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:37.480 And if you guys have an idea, and we've got 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:41.040 some very creative people, and Mike and Fullerton, Pierre are 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:43.600 our guy, Barry and Nashville and so many other people 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:45.800 that are very creative, you want to come up with 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:48.960 an idea for that the honorary Godfather. We've self self 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:52.480 given myself that title, and Danny's given me his blessing, 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:56.159 So we're good. Yeah, alright, h next up on the 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:59.879 mail back Kevin in Kansas. Right, so he says, are 0:19:59.920 --> 0:20:04.320 you used to buy music on singles and albums? I 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.399 even had a few eight tracks, and then cam cassettes, 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:11.560 the c d s and now downloads. Do you guys 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.840 have a favorite form of listening to music through the years. 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:16.840 So I don't really have the music team that much. 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:18.320 I love listening to music. I don't have a big 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:22.560 music collection, Kevin, although I do have fun memories of 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:26.760 going to Tower Records. That was like the coolest thing. Man. 0:20:26.840 --> 0:20:29.120 You felt like, really, I'm like, I'm not cool at all, 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.199 but I walked into Tower Records back in the day 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:32.800 and I felt like I was cool because that's where 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:35.800 the cool people hung out of Tower Records, especially that 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:39.760 one about that Tower Records in Hollywood, that location, Remember 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:41.760 that's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, I lived there, 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:43.439 and I lived in Hollywood. I used to go up 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:46.920 to Sunset and that was like the legendary spot, like 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:50.080 where they're like the big time musicians. He heard stories 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:52.240 about like Elton John would go in there to buy 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.159 his music, you know, and all this ship. Um, I 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:59.000 had a friend who met Tupac in there, and I 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:04.719 actually bought Tupac I get around Maxie cassette single inside 0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:08.560 that very tower record store. Yeah that's pretty cool, man, 0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:10.919 but we're dating ourselves. But yeah, that's my my the 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:13.480 thing that popped in my head Kevin, when you brought 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:17.080 that up music in the past and buying music Tower records, 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:22.240 that was the spot. And then they died because of 0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:24.919 what the internet, right, people just downloading music and that 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:27.760 was it. That was the death. Yeah, Napster started it all. 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:31.840 That was the downfall any other music file sharing and 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:35.800 uh boy, I met We did a live broadcast there 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:40.760 um in the late nineties with Mariah Carey. Good yeah, 0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:44.320 good fond memories of that location right there. Yeah, I 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.679 mean I love listening to music on vinyl still, and 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:50.720 it's one of the reasons why vintage vinyl has made 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:55.840 such a comeback because instead of that high digital audio 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:59.400 sound with a lot of highs and mids, you get 0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:03.919 that warm, m analog based low end feel from vinyl 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:08.160 and the crackling, the popping, that sound that we heard 0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:11.240 when we were little kids when our grandparents would be 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:15.800 playing their vinyl records. Yeah, it's it's it's all coo. 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:17.840 Remember when I, you know, as a little kid, my 0:22:17.880 --> 0:22:20.640 mom had a record player and she played she bought 0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:23.920 like kid music seat, you know, a disc and we'd 0:22:23.920 --> 0:22:28.840 play that anyway. Jeff from Virginia Rights and he says, Hey, guys, 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:31.080 who do you think gave Joe Buck the word on 0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:34.560 the five minute warm up? Does that come from a producer? 0:22:35.680 --> 0:22:37.680 That's a that's a kind of a sportive question. It's 0:22:37.680 --> 0:22:41.119 a great controversy this. Yeah, you'd be screaming about it 0:22:41.160 --> 0:22:42.920 on the air if it did come from a producer. 0:22:44.160 --> 0:22:47.280 I would be throwing the producer under the bush, creating 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:50.760 a monster. Of course. Uh no, my theory on that, 0:22:50.880 --> 0:22:52.880 And I did a monologue about it. Jeff, I don't 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:55.440 know if you heard it, but it's it's really a good, 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:58.480 good story. It's the whole thing is a dark story 0:22:58.480 --> 0:23:00.880 by what happened. It is a terrible thing that this 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:03.359 guy has his heart stopped twice on the field. They 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:06.280