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Speaker 1: I mean, are we gonna die? Uh, there's a good

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Speaker 1: possibility at some point we all will. Garrett. Are you

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Speaker 1: got enough problems with me. Danielle. Danielle, look at that

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Speaker 1: air conditioning event in the middle of the room. Look

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Speaker 1: at that mold. One nothing, it's disgusting it, you know.

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Speaker 1: I read up on all different forms of mold, all

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Speaker 1: different kinds. Why the black mold is the worst, and

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Speaker 1: if it's in your bathroom and then as soon as

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Speaker 1: health problems. Well look at this, but that's that is

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Speaker 1: black mold. Get your leaves in as disease or something.

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Speaker 1: Can you catch that? Yeah? From mold? Yeah? Well, does

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Speaker 1: not show up to work anymore. I'm not coming in tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming in. I shouldn't have come in today.

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Speaker 1: I should not have been on the show today. Why

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Speaker 1: not because I kind of stirred it up today and

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Speaker 1: now I sort of regret yelling at that lady who

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Speaker 1: she was deserving every sentence, Sara Pat. I should have

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Speaker 1: just let it go. I should have just said okay,

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Speaker 1: just like screw. So. I saw that tweet originally, which

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Speaker 1: was directed at me, and I think Danielle's name was

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Speaker 1: mentioned in there too, And originally I started typing out this,

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Speaker 1: how dare you? You know you're not even you won't

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Speaker 1: even have a prime you know, blah blah blah, And

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Speaker 1: then I thought about it. I'm like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: with kindness. But there have been times where I've blown

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Speaker 1: up on people. Look, you know, she she was picking

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Speaker 1: on me. Yeah, she had no right to do. And

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Speaker 1: it makes me and I can take all. I can

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Speaker 1: take a lot, you know me. I I ignore it usually,

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Speaker 1: just delete and block whatever, But today I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: not today stopped like she should. Like I understand if

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Speaker 1: just wanted to say, hey, you know, maybe other people

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear that bad blah blah blah, but

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Speaker 1: to end it off with you're a husband. I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's like, where do you stop. Just stop there. And

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Speaker 1: Elvis's defense, we all reach our boiling point. We can

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Speaker 1: all take it in. Take it in, we take it,

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Speaker 1: take it, take it. At some point you're gonna explode. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well let's let's let's get closer to the subject. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I am a has been stop. Okay, so she said

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Speaker 1: you are. Let's just deconstruct the center. You are past

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Speaker 1: your prime? Well maybe, I mean, look, we've had great

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Speaker 1: success on the show. We've been on the air together

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Speaker 1: most of us name for twenty three years. Maybe maybe

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Speaker 1: we are past our prime. But don't you think that

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Speaker 1: if you're past your prime, ratings wouldn't be higher than

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Speaker 1: prime right now. I don't know, is it a prime?

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Speaker 1: Someone's opinion of what your prime is. That's an opinion.

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Speaker 1: That's not a facist say what a prime is. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: so let's look at the fact. I mean, ratings wise,

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Speaker 1: she's right, So I want to say thank you. Sarah

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Speaker 1: Patriot eight reminding me that I'm past my prime. Well,

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Speaker 1: does that incentivize you to try harder? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: Like Gandhi coming in, that was a breath of fresh air.

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Speaker 1: And I know that's such a cliche hack phrase, but

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Speaker 1: I think that makes us all try harder. Thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: if that's true. I like it is true because we

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Speaker 1: love you. And knowing that Danielle actually enjoys coming to

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Speaker 1: all for Danielle. Oh, okay, that's what it is. By

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Speaker 1: Elvis impaler. Yes, couple, Yeah, I don't you think that's

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Speaker 1: her days like? Now? Why are we talking about her?

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Speaker 1: It's like the weirdest, smallest little world. How does that work?

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Speaker 1: I'm want to find out if he's okay. He's not

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Speaker 1: it actually happened. All right, Well, no, you know, Gandhi, Danielle, everyone,

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Speaker 1: they left me out of it. They had a fight,

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Speaker 1: damn it. You close. It was a three way kiss

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Speaker 1: Pink Lady. What was she doing? She was robbing banks

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Speaker 1: me feel like I'm watching Batman because they give them

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Speaker 1: like these villains, these criminal names were rubbed by the

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Speaker 1: Pink Lady. Bendit. Yes, the pink bank robberies. Did I

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Speaker 1: So I wh batman lived When I moved to Arizona.

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Speaker 1: him in months. Well, he's the gentleman bank rob because

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Speaker 1: They call him a gentleman bank They called her the

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Speaker 1: keep looking, pink Lady, bandit. There were two people involved

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Speaker 1: my god, it's Danielle. So they called her the pink lady.

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Speaker 1: Have you been air dropped dirty pictures? Yeah? On the subway.

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Speaker 1: a dick pick. Oh my god, I never get that.

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Speaker 1: right there. Drop You know you can't shut that down.

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Speaker 1: I know, but I like to keep it spicy. I'm

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Speaker 1: I just got a text from Heather Nate's girlfriends. What happened?

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Speaker 1: She want a three way with you? Do we do?

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Speaker 1: We all eat the keys? Yeah? We did? You all

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Speaker 1: I didn't know Nate was taking it in? Is this

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Speaker 1: the wrong time to mention I used mayonnaise and the recipe.

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Speaker 1: Danielle Danielle, she she had put manse. She texted me,

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Speaker 1: so cool here Dane, Dane, Dane, you okay, I want

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