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Speaker 1: No, but I've got the squeegee and I'm getting and

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Speaker 1: to be so nasty. I'm cleaning the outside, the side.

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Speaker 1: It's barely getting in there. So I'm doing this and

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Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying, Like, this is this is real,

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Speaker 2: This is real. Anytime it's time to squeegee your big tushy.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, what they want just to like for me

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Speaker 2: But we're but we've got a show. Oh yeah, and welcome.

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Speaker 2: It's the show showed handbook Insider's Guide. Scott Ackerman is here.

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Speaker 3: So Sprague, so I'm I have this, so I have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're taking it up for a little test drive.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, Oh hey hey Sean, Oh hey guy. We

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Sometimes when we do these things, we like to

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Speaker 3: Just so you guys know, I wasn't I wasn't doing

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Speaker 3: It's not coming about it's a challenge.

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Speaker 2: I never knew how that worked. That is so cool here.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever? I should do that?

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Speaker 4: Do you lift?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, just go around and say your routines. Pro yeah,

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Speaker 3: Queen jerks, yeah, everything, mm hmm okay, I'm all yeah.

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Speaker 2: It at some point.

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Speaker 3: If you throw it away from you and then you

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Speaker 3: How big is your home? Gym is it what is

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Speaker 3: What what was its purpose when you when you bought

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Speaker 2: It was a lot, it was a school locker. So

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Speaker 1: And if I kind of squinch up and kind of

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Speaker 2: But then moving the weight around is like not, it's tough.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't say that's a concert for tears

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Speaker 4: Do you do that once a day? You throw a

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Speaker 3: Have to put on? For George Harrison?

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Speaker 2: say Todd Petty? Todd Petty is there. Todd Petty showed up. Danny,

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Speaker 3: There, Danny Alo, Danny Yellow.

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Speaker 2: Bell Bivdovito, Kim not Kim Deal Kim Meal is there?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know what I was at?

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Speaker 2: I was Meal Young.

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Speaker 3: I was at a cuckaroo with the Deal sisters once

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Speaker 3: and they totally had a deal meal there.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, they had next to me. When what does that?

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? They ate food?

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Speaker 3: They ate food. I will say that holding hands the

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Speaker 2: Dess they did.

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Speaker 3: It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: I just I'm happy knowing that Scott is going to

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Speaker 1: correct you on the concert for George Harrison and that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how did he know I was gonna correct him

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Speaker 3: about George Harrison? It was crazy. The Deal sisters. One

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Speaker 2: That was my question.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that one of them had to train themselves to

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Speaker 2: Just so it wasn't even in preparation for doing that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting because you know, in our culture a

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Speaker 3: That is interesting.

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Speaker 1: So perhaps you know they were just honoring that tradition

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Speaker 3: How did they get started, Sean? How did Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well it was because people were always trying to poison

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Speaker 1: any poison you were holding would surely murder you as well.

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Speaker 3: Yes, got it?

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Speaker 4: Wow? Boy?

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Speaker 3: How long ago.

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Speaker 1: Was that was?

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Speaker 1: That was like the sixties and seventies. Oh, that was

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Speaker 1: I mean specifically, I'm not making a joke. It was

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Speaker 3: I really want to I want to laugh at that.

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Speaker 1: No, I know, I know, but I'm and I know

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Speaker 1: it's the temptation, obviously, is to joke. Yeah, when I

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Speaker 4: Scott, I've got I've got to I want to go

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Speaker 4: back to the sisters. I got to question. So they're

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Speaker 3: I actually think they were doing the improv thing where

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Speaker 2: Mockery and styles.

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Speaker 4: That makes a lot more sense.

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Speaker 3: By the way, speaking of sixty nine, and I'm not sprague,

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Speaker 1: No, come on, We're not making a joke or talking

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Speaker 3: know how it came up, but I decided to find

447
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Speaker 3: out the night I was conceived. Okay, yep, and it

448
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 3: was in sixty nine, and.

449
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: I've you were you were conceived via sixty nine.

450
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,680
Speaker 3: I've made that joke before, of like, I was conceived

451
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Speaker 3: in a sixty nine in sixty nine, But I really

452
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 3: wanted to figure.

453
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,840
Speaker 4: Out what made that joke before. Okay, I just want

454
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,200
Speaker 4: to be clear.

455
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,399
Speaker 3: I wanted to figure out what day it was, and

456
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 3: so I worked backwards however many weeks it is when

457
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,840
Speaker 3: you have a child, and found out it was nine

458
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:02,360
Speaker 3: to eleven, wow, which is really insensitive. And I told

459
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 3: him that I was like, guys, are you sure you

460
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 3: should have been doing it?

461
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,680
Speaker 2: Unbelievable And it was nine to eleven, and they were like,

462
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 2: they were like.

463
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 1: Let's do I'm in a mood, let's do mutual.

464
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 2: Hey Dad, let's do this?

465
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,400
Speaker 4: Hey Dad?

466
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 2: Why she calling it? Dad?

467
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 3: Well?

468
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 2: He was always yeah.

469
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 4: Not only that, you know, they raw dog di it,

470
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,160
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, which is so funny.

471
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

472
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 3: They least they specifically told me the condom broke.

473
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well that's what scattered.

474
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 1: Hey dad, it's nine to eleven, throw on this flimsy

475
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 1: condom and let's sixty nine. They wanted it to break.

476
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 1: It's like the condo broke. I don't know during the

477
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: sixty nine, it's like you broke it, you know what

478
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, it's that the passive voice doesn't apply there.

479
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 3: I really hope when he recorded this a few days

480
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 3: ago that he really anticipated what we were talking about,

481
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 3: because if he'd didn't, I don't know what he's trying

482
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 3: to say, right, yeah, because.

483
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 4: She's really good at you guys are really good at

484
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 4: like sort of delegating. But he's right on, this is

485
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 4: what we're talking about.

486
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 1: But you know, I mean we did want to. It's

487
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,160
Speaker 1: being a what are we talking about? We did want

488
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,360
Speaker 1: to bring up when you guys get the CBB.

489
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 3: World stuff like the assignment with the website works.

490
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm checking back on it again. It is broken again.

491
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 2: Big piece. You're supposed to be the piece of the website, fellow,

492
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: It was a huge piece.

493
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Speaker 4: Motherfucker.

494
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 2: Part of it's rusted Sprague.

495
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 3: Come on, man, that's your one job other than co

496
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 3: hosting the show with me.

497
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 2: This thing is like Skylab.

498
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 3: So that's the one thing that didn't fit with what

499
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 3: I want to It was like a clump.

500
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Speaker 1: I wanted to break you guys, uh in here to

501
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: see if if you ever get that website up, we

502
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 1: would love to join you over there kind of get

503
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 1: away from.

504
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

505
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,479
Speaker 1: I like patreon.

506
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 2: Ours in particular home Patreon right right.

507
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 3: What what are you guys doing over there? Because I

508
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 3: to be honest, once you left my baby, I stopped

509
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 3: paying attention to whatever it was that was going on

510
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 3: with you.

511
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,360
Speaker 1: I remember you paying close attention while you were there

512
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 1: right up until the last day, or giving.

513
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 3: You producer notes every week, just constantly trying to make

514
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 3: it better, calling in favors, encouragements before each episode.

515
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 4: I remember that, just I do.

516
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 2: I do believe. I do believe. I do believe.

517
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 3: Kevin asked me to help with one guest and I

518
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,239
Speaker 3: was unable to get him.

519
00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: Okay, do I know those little ted Lasso pep talks

520
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: that you would come in?

521
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 4: Yes?

522
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 2: Right before? That was like what it was all about

523
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 2: for me.

524
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 3: I consider them to be Mitt Romney pep talks now

525
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 3: because he's sort of taken over that role.

526
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 4: So what kind of show would you guy?

527
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess what what do you guys do

528
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 3: over there?

529
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 4: We got a pretty like high buck.

530
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: We're not married to any of the stuff that we've done.

531
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: We want to try to fit into your brand a

532
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 1: little more.

533
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, cool, I mean that.

534
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: Would be amazing. Even one show would be huge, just like.

535
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 3: One episode, one episode of one show.

536
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 2: One episode of one show would be awesome. We will

537
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 2: absolutely leave behind everything that we're doing. Kevin, of course, is.

538
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: Not welcome to join us. Yeah, well him, let me

539
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: be honest with you.

540
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 3: Okay. So, CBB World, for people who don't know what

541
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 3: it is is it's sort of an expansion of the

542
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 3: CBB universe in a way. And I know it's an

543
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: immersive experience.

544
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: Oh, it's an immersive experience. It's a metaverse.

545
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 3: Well why not all the BBB metaverse or universe instead

546
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 3: of world? But I thought, well, metaverse, how about this

547
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 3: the beta verse? World meta world, peace averse?

548
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: But beta vers is spelled b E T a beta verse.

549
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 2: And that's not just that. It's yeah, that's not because of.

550
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 3: Because we're a beta cook.

551
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: You know, I'm saying it's not for that reason.

552
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 3: Okay, but but so it really is about you know,

553
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 3: fans of the show and people who listen to the

554
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 3: show every week can still listen to it for free

555
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff, But it's really for

556
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 3: the people who want to spend a little more time

557
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 3: with our best guests and the people who are you know,

558
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 3: really important to the show, for them to kind of

559
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 3: expand and do what they want. And quite honestly, like

560
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 3: you guys were on the show a few times, but

561
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 3: it was mainly because memories. It was mainly because you

562
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 3: were passing through the studio.

563
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 2: It did happen a couple of times.

564
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 3: Yes, I remember one anniversary show in particular, you had

565
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 3: just finished your own show and I said, oh, well

566
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 3: stick around and do the first five minutes and only

567
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 3: that was awesome.

568
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the fucking best.

569
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 3: But now that you guys have left my baby, you know,

570
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 3: it's it's like it's like when you have a friend

571
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 3: and they have you know, they have a boyfriend for

572
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 3: several years, you know, and they're and and she's your

573
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 3: good good friend and they have a boyfriend, and then

574
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 3: they leave, you know, they break up. It's like, how

575
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 3: how often am I gonna talk to this other guy?

576
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?

577
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: You know?

578
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 3: And you guys, let me clarify you guys, are I'm

579
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 3: a boyfriend your boyfriend?

580
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 4: Okay?

581
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

582
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 4: I got less in that scenario. I was like, am

583
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 4: I gonna look up with my friend?

584
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 2: Sean is? Okay? So she's finny Sean Sean is baby,

585
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 2: the boyfriend's baby baby.

586
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 3: I'm basically guys, guys, I'm basically saying, what would happen

587
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 3: if you guys kissed? And we've never seen that on

588
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: the show, and the tension has been building up like moonlighting,

589
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 3: and you.

590
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 2: Know, honestly, it turns out nothing and like like really

591
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: no point in doing it on the show. Nothing happened.

592
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 3: So it's like the woo's that you would normally hear

593
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: when something like that happens on, like like, did urkle

594
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 3: uh Sprague, did urcle ever kiss anyone?

595
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, he kissed Myra a lot. That was he

596
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 4: was all over Myra, a lot of woo's, a lot

597
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 4: of woos. Yeah.

598
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 3: Was there ever a virginity loss episode of Family Matter?

599
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's this episode where he goes into the transformation

600
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 4: machine and he comes out and he says, I lost

601
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 4: my virginity. So I guess he just jerked off with this.

602
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: I don't remember.

603
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 4: It's an old shows. You ask all this family Well,

604
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 4: that's that's what our show is.

605
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 3: Is like you've seen all these old movies and I

606
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 3: haven't seen him.

607
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that.

608
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 4: That's see. The thing about that is it's a it's

609
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 4: a sustainable premise, you know, like, what's your guy's sustainable premise.

610
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 4: You guys want to talk about Hollywood or I could.

611
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to do that anymore. We could,

612
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 2: but well, if you want to.

613
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 3: Do anything, you go back to the reality shows stuff.

614
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 3: I mean, that was not really I remember that meeting

615
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 3: when you guys pitched me the reality show show. It

616
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 3: was it was, oh, well, I mean it was a

617
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 3: cloudy day. It was very overcast, and and it was

618
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 3: very it was very dark. I remember it was a dark,

619
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 3: dark day. Well, I just you know, I mean, I

620
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 3: remember I had my darkest sunglasses on.

621
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

622
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: And we were also sitting under an umbrella, an umbrella, yeah, yeah.

623
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 3: A lot of shade, very shade, but no reason for

624
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 3: there to be shade because there were so many clouds

625
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 3: in the sky, and it was it's almost like a

626
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 3: nuclear winter had had fallen over the valley.

627
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 2: Do you mind me.

628
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 3: Saying it was in the valley? I I don't. I

629
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 3: can't remember if we met there because I lived there

630
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 3: or because you guys lived there.

631
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: I've never lived there, but I remember it.

632
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, it was. It was about twenty paces

633
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 3: from my house, That's right. Okay, that's why I was,

634
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 3: That's why I was willing to go there. But yeah, yeah,

635
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 3: I remember that.

636
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: You could have a duel for if it came to that.

637
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: Sure from your house.

638
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 3: I can say like, okay, let's take this, let's take

639
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 3: twenty paces and then I'm just slammed the door in

640
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 3: my house and they try to shoot through the door.

641
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but here's aitch for what we want to do.

642
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 2: Just a possibly CBB World. I think it's great. If

643
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: you want to keep that, that's great, that's fine. Just

644
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: a thought CBS World.

645
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 3: Okay, right, okay, I like where you're going with this.

646
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: Ghosts.

647
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 4: It's a show just came out.

648
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 2: Be positive?

649
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 3: Are you are you talking to ghosts right now?

650
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: Or are you ghosts? Be positive? Ghosts?

651
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: It's your time of year. I want to see game

652
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: faces out there, be positive gang.

653
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 3: What about CBS, Radford World dot.

654
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: Com, cboworld dot com.

655
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: So the studio, the studio, so the studio lots specifically

656
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: where they still do hold an honorary parking spot for

657
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: less Moon bez right in the front.

658
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 2: He'll be back.

659
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: They can't assign it to anyone else, but they also

660
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: cannot have him park there.

661
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 3: And so it's just yeah, yeah, you know where ghosts

662
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 3: where they taped The Bachelor and they used to tape Seinfeld.

663
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: I believe thereuse Big Brother House right there.

664
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Lucy. I believe was there. Maybe not,

665
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just pulling stuff out of my

666
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: ass right now. Nine over the Brooklyn was definitely there

667
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 3: was there a p b I O mm hm.

668
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 2: That was a p B O there.

669
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. It's a bo.

670
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 2: Funny show A boy as a teacher. He has is

671
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Speaker 2: j Ape. Yeah. Yeah, his character's name is Jake Goodall.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what my mom did with those apes,

673
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: but I something else is so good.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think this is a good idea. I mean,

675
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Speaker 3: where would you guys fit into that? Though I don't

676
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 3: really know.

677
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 2: I guess that's a good point. We probably are not.

678
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: We're not a part of that.

679
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: I had a really quick idea, and this is just

680
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Speaker 1: I just feel like it's I know that it's in

681
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Speaker 1: the realm of things. You like, what if we just

682
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: did a show we haven't seen Scott see, So it's

683
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: you're doing Scott hasn't seen.

684
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is right.

685
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 2: There's so many more things that maybe you've seen him,

686
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: maybe you didn't, but we Yeah, you know this is

687
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 2: we haven't seen Scott seen. I wasn't there too.

688
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 3: Legitimately, if you guys want to do a show called

689
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 3: Hays and Seawan haven't heard Scott hasn't seen thank you,

690
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 3: and you talk about it's like an after show wrap

691
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: up show where you haven't listened to.

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00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great for me.

693
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: If you legitimately want to do this happened in each episode.

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00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you legitimately want to do the show, yes

695
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 3: you have. We haven't, and you.

696
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 4: Would have to make Kevin listen to every episode so

697
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 4: he can kind.

698
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 3: Of just be chime in with he's the best of

699
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 3: chime in that.

700
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: I can see there being like one big issue with

701
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 2: that right off the top. I'm gonna listen that.

702
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's the problem.

703
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: I mean, we've got We've got cat knit, dude, I'm

704
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: not stayed away from that. And it also that idea

705
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: steps a little bit on my other pitch, which is

706
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: parts in Recollection. No need to change the title, but

707
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: it's just me remembering parts episodes only. I haven't seen

708
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: most of them.

709
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 4: Pretty good.

710
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 5: I like this.

711
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: It's out of order. We don't have Rob, we don't

712
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 2: have Alan.

713
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: What are the things you legitimately remember about Parks and

714
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 3: Recreation any episode? Anything about them?

715
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: Well, there was a character named Matt Merbles who worked

716
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Speaker 1: at their sort of Google type company.

717
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 3: Okay, you played this person, I'm not assuming. How does

718
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,239
Speaker 3: it feel because I have firsthand knowledge of this, how

719
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 3: does it feel to a producer who casts you on

720
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 3: the show. I'm assuming you did an audition, because that

721
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 3: would have killed the deal. But it's someone who just

722
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 3: knows you, like favor favor to a friend, because I've

723
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 3: been in this position with you to cast you on

724
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 3: this show and go like, you know what, Sean needs

725
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 3: some extra box. He obviously like a little a little

726
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 3: show up. He has that unquenchable like yearning for fame.

727
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 3: So any kind of camera time will be will be

728
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 3: great for him to cast you on their show and

729
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 3: then have you just.

730
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: It is quenchable.

731
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Speaker 3: It is at some point he will have if he gets.

732
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Speaker 2: Really famous, that he'll be like, that's awesome.

733
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 3: What if you became what if you became friends level famous?

734
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: I can't imagine that ever happening for.

735
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 2: You, but I'm one of the friends.

736
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 3: You're you're that level of famous all the friends.

737
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm like a Matt LeBlanc type mega celeb.

738
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, or swimmer or any swimmer.

739
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 4: I mean, at that point, you'd have a successful podcast.

740
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 2: What if that happens to me?

741
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

742
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, then I might drop one podcast?

743
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: Would you? So you would still be doing podcasts because

744
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 3: you just can't get enough. You have that that hole

745
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 3: in your soul that just can't be.

746
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 2: Filled love of the game. Baby. Yeah, I don't do this.

747
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 2: It's very clear I don't do it for the listeners.

748
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: So why am I doing? Right?

749
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 3: I get it, But back to my original question, how

750
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 3: does it?

751
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 2: How?

752
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: How is it?

753
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 3: How do you feel guilt about that? To basically like,

754
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 3: because I cast you on my show and Hayes you

755
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 3: were busy, and of course you have a very busy career,

756
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: and Sean Sean, you were doing nothing, and so you know,

757
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 3: we put you into the the Alison Janny episode and

758
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: you had you had, you know, and I thought you

759
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: did a great job, and you were you were very funny.

760
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 3: And I think I even told you when I was editing,

761
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 3: like you were making me laugh, you know, during it

762
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 3: and stuff. And then to have you just ship on

763
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 3: me the show?

764
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: Where did I ship on the show?

765
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 3: Maybe it's the tone of your voice. I don't know

766
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 3: what it is. Maybe it's maybe it wasn't actually specifically

767
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: you should on the show, as much as I.

768
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 4: Feel to have at all.

769
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 2: This may be I'm but a mirror, Scott.

770
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 4: I'm a but I am.

771
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 2: A butt mirror. Scott.

772
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: You use to make sure the squeegee is getting to

773
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: the pat that you previously identified as a problem area

774
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 1: in any case. But Scott, I want to say thank

775
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: you for putting me on the show, thank you for

776
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: telling me that I was making you laugh in the edit.

777
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 2: And I am sorry if I ever made you feel

778
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 2: like I watched your show and didn't like it.

779
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 3: Wait are you? Are you you're a First of all,

780
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: you're apologizing if you made me feel something. That's not

781
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 3: a real apology.

782
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: But oh okay, But but what I did I make you?

783
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like.

784
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 3: You're also saying you're apologizing if you made me feel

785
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 3: like you watched.

786
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 1: The show you did, finished the sentence and didn't like it.

787
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 3: Because because you never watched it.

788
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: Scott, We're gonna get down to the little, teeniest tedious

789
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: detail of every grain of saying it.

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00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I do not believe you did not want

791
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 3: your own episode. There's nothing you love more than just

792
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 3: the sound of your own voice. You had to have

793
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 3: watched your episode. And now, admittedly it was on I

794
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 3: see and not everyone can afford this. Not everyone can

795
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 3: basic cable plus yeah.

796
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: Very accessible. No, I was able to see clips of

797
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: my performance. I was able to find little like they

798
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: were using it as like the bumpers.

799
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 3: The bumpers between episodes.

800
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 2: No before other videos.

801
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Like if I went to watch like a

802
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: garfunklen Oes episode, oh okay, I'd see like half a

803
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: line of my dialogue because they only.

804
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 3: Did they only did five episodes. You had time to

805
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 3: watch those, but you know you didn't have time to

806
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 3: watch your own episode of my show.

807
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: It's not a It's not a time issue, Scott.

808
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 3: Really, what is I mean? It was QC.

809
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: What is it? Let me ask you this, would you

810
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: like get better if it was a time issue?

811
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 4: I say, this is incredible that he's timed out this

812
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 4: incredibly deep conversation.

813
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,479
Speaker 2: With it's ever we talked about about this. He said

814
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: that like this hadn't come up before he knew that.

815
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 3: Can I admit something. Shawn and I actually got together

816
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 3: a few days prior. He knew this would be a

817
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 3: really hot scene. So we got David Mammott to write

818
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 3: that scene and then and then I crossed out all

819
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 3: the F words because I just find the mistakes.

820
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 2: That's also not what like a businessman would say.

821
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I mean he's in a professional environment.

822
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 2: It's like these guys are at work.

823
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would call HR immediately. If someone was like,

824
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 3: third places, you're fucking fired, I'd be like, excuse me,

825
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: we have an HR issue.

826
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 4: Here. You know what I think you guys could do

827
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 4: on CBB World. Here's what we do. Score. We have

828
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 4: a CBB Presents and it's like an annual award show.

829
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 4: And who are the two dynamic hosts hazing shaw and

830
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 4: roasting people? And they're they're doing sketches at each of

831
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 4: the podcast.

832
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: I don't Yes, we're ricky, you guys. They're so mad

833
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 2: every time, they're so mad at us, but they brought

834
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: us back again. They made all the sake stored and

835
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 2: every time every time I'm ricky and I'm like, oh,

836
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 2: I promise, so I won't do it again, please, I'll

837
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 2: be good this time.

838
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 4: We're just having a laugh, aren't we.

839
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 3: I don't know, guys. First of all, if we were

840
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 3: to start a CBB World award show somehow, Conan O'Brien

841
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 3: would probably win those, you know, And.

842
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: Can we talk about this guy sucks.

843
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 4: He's sucking up everything in our universe. He's like one

844
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: of those sandworms and dune.

845
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

846
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 3: But second, I just I just don't think we can

847
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 3: ever have two straight white males as hosts of of

848
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 3: an award show together ever.

849
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 4: Aging you know, I mean, okay, that's tough stuff.

850
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you know, you want us to kiss again.

851
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: This is keeps coming back.

852
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 3: I guess wasn't It wasn't the part that I had

853
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 3: issue with, Okay, mainly the color of your skin, right okay,

854
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 3: and your cultural you know, appearance and you know, right Hayes,

855
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 3: right now you you have your hair in dreadlocks, which

856
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 3: is just insensitive.

857
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 4: I think, well, he just came back from Miami Beach.

858
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 2: I get it. But you you try going to Miami

859
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 2: for three days and come back without dads. They do

860
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: that when you get off the plane, like Hawaii, they

861
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 2: give you la. So that's an issue. And if everyone

862
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 2: who got an award was also white, that that solves it?

863
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 2: Or yeah, would that help?

864
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 4: Man? We would pull it the white podcast the Woods

865
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 4: if that was the case to be able in as

866
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 4: Carl would have Carl Talk would have to hose that that.

867
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 3: You probably would just call it the podcast Awards.

868
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 2: And yeah, okay, we can uh we can workshop that

869
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 2: merch table you guys have like a merch table show while.

870
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 3: People are merchandise tabe. I mean is what we call it.

871
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like something we're like while people are listening

872
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: to Scott hasn't seen, like turn that down, and then

873
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 2: suddenly where we're there and we're like, hey, what's up?

874
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 3: Oh I see, so you guys are like outside the

875
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 3: concert in case like someone goes to the bathroom during

876
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 3: the actual program, like, oh, hey, by the way, the

877
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 3: lines aren't very long right now, they will be once

878
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 3: the show is over. Why don't you buy some merch.

879
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 2: Or like, uh, people have like a second phone. These

880
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 2: are like the consumers that you want.

881
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 3: Really, these people that like sple income, that like.

882
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: Just put their phone down to listen to a show

883
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 2: and then put another phone in the bathroom and so

884
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 2: when they go to the bathroom, we're in there. But

885
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: then we're the merch table.

886
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,879
Speaker 3: Show, right.

887
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good.

888
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know how we would fit it

889
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 3: into the actual show that we're doing.

890
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Speaker 4: I mean it's yeah, And also I don't know if

891
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 4: we need two straight white guys selling merch.

892
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 2: We can't do that either.

893
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 4: This castle culture baby.

894
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 3: Well, it's more of a thing.

895
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 2: People. Optics are pretty bad.

896
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, people want to imagine when they go to a

897
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 3: merch table. The people selling it are like what it's

898
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 3: aspirational what they want to be and to see like

899
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 3: two dorky white guys wearing the merch It's like, no,

900
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 3: they want like a cool African American guys.

901
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 2: You're right, you know you need it. It's true you

902
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 2: need a diverse guy to wear this shirt that says

903
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: Schmideberg Pretzel Factory, Dusel Dwarf deutsch Land. Only smalls and

904
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 2: xxls available. Still, oh man, is that really a shirt?

905
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah, that's great man, We're diversifying.

906
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 4: I love the websites. Backup, do you have the website

907
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 4: right now?

908
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: That so the shirt was on there for a second.

909
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 2: Then the shirt caught fire.

910
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 4: Shit, okay, I thought that was gonna happen.

911
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 2: The shirt's broken.

912
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: God, damn it.

913
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 3: Sprague, you have one job. I'm on it.

914
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 4: I'm on it.

915
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 3: Fix everything. That's your one job.

916
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 4: Let me ask you, guys, is what if what if

917
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 4: we me and Scott? What if we did a Scott

918
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 4: hasn't seen the provision?

919
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 3: That's how do you do?

920
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 4: What do you guys do on thats just.

921
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 3: Copy provision?

922
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 4: Is that something we could do if we wanted to

923
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 4: do a second shoe?

924
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 2: Because that would be amazing. That could be huge for us.

925
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 3: There's a lot of times people start podcasts and to

926
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 3: be honest, they don't look into the fact that is

927
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: there another podcast with the same name This is how

928
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 3: so many times and then people complain and they have

929
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 3: to change the name.

930
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 2: What if we did that and just story could be

931
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 2: amazing if people googled us or googled you and then like, yeah,

932
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 2: let's be a little not like click on I mean

933
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 2: like obviously they're not going to click on us, but

934
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 2: even to see it.

935
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 4: See it so that they're not confused when your names

936
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 4: come up in another place.

937
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's the most googled term? Maybe we work backwards,

938
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 3: what's the most googled thing in the world, right.

939
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,919
Speaker 4: Right, right, like probably probably probably cook probably rice or something.

940
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 3: How to cook rice? Okay, so great, So let's let's

941
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 3: make a show with you guys called how to Cook Rice?

942
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 3: And that way. That way, anytime anyone looks this up

943
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 3: on Google, suddenly you guys are there.

944
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: I hate to do this to myself, but two straight

945
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: white guys, Yeah, how to cook rice?

946
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, anybody this, but I'm gonna pitch this to cool up.

947
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 3: You're right, We can't.

948
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 4: We can't. You guys can't do that. I don't think

949
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 4: it's a good idea for we could.

950
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,479
Speaker 2: So I just I just look this up. It turns

951
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: out the most googled question is is it nighttime? Which

952
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 2: makes perfect sense. They have nights everywhere in the world.

953
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 3: Is it nighttime?

954
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 4: Is that most googled question for like kidnaps?

955
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 2: And so we if we do that show?

956
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 3: Is this not Google? Or just like what's outside of window?

957
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 3: What are you looking at right now?

958
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm on Google and it looks like it looks to

959
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: me like what gets googled most often is shame Comma

960
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: Fastbender movie.

961
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 3: Okay, No, that's that's your own that's your own search algorithmping.

962
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: Up okay, because I it doesn't matter what letter I

963
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: put in that it's auto completes to that.

964
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

965
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: So I yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

966
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: It seems like that maybe would be the podcast we

967
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: should do.

968
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe maybe.

969
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 3: I don't know, guys, I don't. I'm not loving any

970
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 3: of these ideas.

971
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 2: I do.

972
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: I do semi like, have you seen that movie?

973
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 4: No?

974
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

975
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 3: Is that the one you want to do? Because you

976
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: guys already did the.

977
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 4: The gem to a new legacy.

978
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah you, I mean like you can just do it.

979
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 2: We can also like sell you you ideas, you know,

980
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 2: like how on curb like they have writers come in

981
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 2: and they pay you like thirty five dollars for an idea.

982
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 6: Or you could fax me fax me ideas like yeah,

983
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 6: I know you can submit Like do you see how

984
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 6: I was like, buy buy an actual fax machine for

985
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 6: my house and I'm faxing you in jokes every morning

986
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 6: ideas for the podcast.

987
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: Okay, here's a real here's a real question, Sean. Uh huh, Okay,

988
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 3: say that I called you up and I said, I'm

989
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 3: going to pay you one thousand dollars a week to

990
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 3: do that for real? Would you do it every morning?

991
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 3: And I'm like, every morning, I want you to take

992
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 3: one hour in the morning, write down any idea you

993
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 3: have for the podcast or jokes or anything like that,

994
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 3: fax them to me. I'll pay you a thousand dollars

995
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 3: a week.

996
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: Would you?

997
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 3: Or and if so, how how long before you got

998
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 3: sick of it and quit?

999
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: I I would do it?

1000
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: You would I have to buy a fax machine.

1001
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 3: Fax machine comes included. I'll find it.

1002
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 1: Give me a fax machine.

1003
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I loan you a fax machine. If you ever quit,

1004
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 3: I take a pack.

1005
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 2: Oh nothing will and nothing will ever be accepted. You're

1006
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: saying that ahead of time, it might be, I might

1007
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 2: it will be.

1008
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: But I'm doing this because I genuinely like your point

1009
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 3: of view. But more than that, I just like the

1010
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 3: idea of you spending time thinking about me every single.

1011
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: Morning having to get up in the morning and do

1012
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: it because I already you know I I get up.

1013
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 2: Pretty early as it is to be to parent.

1014
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

1015
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: So what we're looking at that is I'm probably having

1016
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: to get up at like six am to do this.

1017
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm I'm, I'm. I take my shows at

1018
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 3: seven am, as you know, so I need them by seven.

1019
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: So need them by seven yeaheah. That's good. That good because, Mike,

1020
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: because that's when my kid gets up. So I would

1021
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: do it how long before I got tired of it?

1022
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 2: It's a thousand dollars a week?

1023
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: You thousand dollars a week? Yeah?

1024
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I wonder if we can make money on this

1025
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: coming and going?

1026
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 3: So let me Yeah, what's your pitch?

1027
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: The guy doesn't even do rejected jokes on that thing.

1028
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 4: I need work, Yeah, you know it hasn't Sonic hasn't

1029
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 4: done it in this.

1030
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: Ship's lain dormant forever. Yeah, but it's a brand. People

1031
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 2: know it's a brand exactly. And it comes like minute. Yeah,

1032
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: and so we say like, hey, we'll rent this, uh

1033
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: this domain name. Basically it's all this is a domain name.

1034
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 2: We'll rent this from you for one thousand dollars a week.

1035
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 3: This guy knows computers.

1036
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 2: And then we we put Sean's rejected jokes on there,

1037
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 2: so like we're building a clout or owning a community

1038
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 2: that way rejected vague podcast notions.

1039
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we should call that Scott hasn't seen the provision.

1040
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 4: And then we licensed the name pro Version from you

1041
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 4: guys for twenty five cents an episode.

1042
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 2: And then we sell ads on his this is through

1043
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 2: his Twitter. That's cool.

1044
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 1: And then I and then I also make a video

1045
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: where I perform some of the some of them that

1046
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: haven't gotten like Rob Wriggle comes in and does one.

1047
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 4: Does what big winds up, Big swing?

1048
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: You know?

1049
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think this is not a bad idea, Scott.

1050
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: I think this feels like it could. This could get

1051
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: us all going pretty good and.

1052
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 4: About fifty grand year.

1053
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: That makes me not want to pitch anything else in

1054
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: this episode. Yeah, we're looking we're looking at fifty.

1055
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 3: G fifty year and I would be happy to pay

1056
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 3: it to you just to just to force you to

1057
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 3: always be thinking about me, like cause I think I

1058
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 3: feel like it would bleed into the night before you'd

1059
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: go to bed and you'd start dreaming about me.

1060
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: And it's not every day, right, I get weekend off?

1061
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: What do you consider to be a weekend?

1062
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna have to talk about what there is

1063
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 4: data Tuesday, the right the rights weekend? All right, so

1064
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 4: you know what, we're recording an episode pretty soon showing

1065
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 4: and maybe we could get a little taste. We're gonna

1066
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 4: be talking about the movie Friday pretty soon, me and

1067
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 4: Scott and uh, you know what kind of jokes would

1068
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 4: you pitch?

1069
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 2: You know?

1070
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 4: That's the ice Cube vehicle?

1071
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: You no?

1072
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: I know the film?

1073
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't tell me anything about it because I I can't.

1074
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, the ice Cube vehicle is Are we there yet?

1075
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 2: That's that's so that's the one with the vehicle. Okay,

1076
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: ha ha, that's a pretty good one.

1077
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 4: Right.

1078
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 3: That's Listen to yourselves though, guys. Ice Cube vehicle like

1079
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 3: a car for ice cubes. Like, that's an idea, right.

1080
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,240
Speaker 2: There, Sean, that's my idea.

1081
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 4: Okay, that's pretty good.

1082
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 3: Like what what is it?

1083
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: Is?

1084
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 3: It like it's or or it's it's it's got fire

1085
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 3: on the sides of.

1086
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 4: The cart, like an ice tray with on the side

1087
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 4: to something.

1088
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 3: Let's pitch on.

1089
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 2: All of this is by.

1090
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 4: You're really good man. I go to say, yeah, this

1091
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 4: is gonna be a good deal for us.

1092
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: It's like, well, hey, I got it's got to be

1093
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: a convertible, right, I don't fill it water and drive

1094
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: it right into the freezers.

1095
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 3: The one part I don't like about the idea and

1096
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 3: that part.

1097
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 2: And that and that part.

1098
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm not married to.

1099
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 3: This guy's a pro Has anyone ever gotten married to

1100
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 3: an idea? Just to like so in the writer's room

1101
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: they can be like, by the way, I am married

1102
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 3: to this idea, and then they show pictures from the

1103
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 3: ceremony and the marriage license and everything.

1104
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: I like to think my wife married the idea of

1105
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: me rather than.

1106
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 2: What I actually was at the time.

1107
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: And by the way, Sean, you're you're for the listener.

1108
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 3: You're like sitting in front of the saddest exercise machine

1109
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 3: that has like a towel over it. It's it's almost

1110
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,919
Speaker 3: like we've gone into a spreeze so bright, We've gone

1111
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 3: into a spooky, haunted house, and there's just like sheets

1112
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 3: over everything that hasn't been used.

1113
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 2: It's Miss Havisham's elliptical.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a very just very very very right.

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00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: So you know, towels there and wellness, a wipe offer sweat.

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00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 3: Oh wait, this is for her, This is for her.

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00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 3: You bought this for her?

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00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 4: Wow?

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00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a manner of speaking, Yeah, I mean I

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00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: bought it for me, but that's for her.

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00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it was her Christmas present. Hey, I'm gonna

1122
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna occasionally use this for about three weeks and

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00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: then never think about it ever.

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Speaker 1: Again, this guy doesn't know my elliptical schedule?

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Speaker 2: Is there?

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00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 3: Uh?

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00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 2: Do you have codes discount codes for for for the

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Speaker 2: monthly past?

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Speaker 3: This is really exciting. Heyes, I'm so glad you asked this. No,

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00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 3: we're going codeless at CBB World. That was a big

1131
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 3: decision that Sprague and I wanted to make. Yeah, we

1132
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 3: we we looked at every podcast subscription service out there

1133
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 3: and said, look at all these codes out there. They

1134
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 3: get confusing, like.

1135
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 4: What it was like the matrix. They were all kind

1136
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 4: of coming down in green and I couldn't understand what

1137
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 4: you like.

1138
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 3: Your codes are probably like you know, like podcast ship

1139
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 3: or dumb things to listen to or whatever. It's just

1140
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 3: it's too much.

1141
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 2: It gets it gets to be like, oh god, I.

1142
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 3: Don't even know what these codes anymore. Yeah, we we

1143
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 3: decided to streamline at CBB World and go completely codeless.

1144
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 3: People pay what they pay when they come to us.

1145
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's an innovation. It's an absolute innovation.

1146
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: Here's an idea and just going off of like things

1147
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: that are often googled, maybe related to podcasts. And this

1148
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: is just the title, and we probably will.

1149
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 2: Have to go, but this is you have to wait.

1150
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 2: Let us we got it.

1151
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 3: We gotta know you let us go, and then you

1152
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 3: wrap it up, Hayes.

1153
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 4: Often we might do another fifteen minutes after you, guys Ago.

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00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: One thing you might not understand about Hayes is he

1155
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: has to go.

1156
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you might say about Sean, he wants to

1157
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 2: talk after.

1158
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, so I thought you quit show business.

1159
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I have what do you have? Very

1160
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 2: very hard?

1161
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 3: Like what what I mean? It's not an election year

1162
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 3: you quit show business? Like, what's on your plate right now?

1163
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 2: I mean I have to so for example, like right after,

1164
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 2: like what do I have to go do right after this?

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00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: I guess.

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00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 2: I have to. You know, I like work with the

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00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 2: people now, like I work like with the city. We

1168
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 2: haven't really talked about this on the show, but like,

1169
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 2: this is what I do now, And so every night

1170
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 2: I have to give everyone a.

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Speaker 4: Little kiss.

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00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,879
Speaker 3: Everyone in the city of Life.

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00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 2: Do you give everyone in the city a good night kiss? Yes?

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00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 3: Wait, so I've gotten a good night kiss from you

1175
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 3: for how.

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00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 2: Long did you sleep last night?

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Speaker 3: Let me think about this for a second. I remember

1178
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 3: a bunch of z's.

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00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so then you got to go oh yeah, yeah,

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00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 2: like and every night before. I mean I've only been

1181
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 2: doing it for like three and a half months. So oh,

1182
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 2: you've got a little kiss for me every night.

1183
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 4: So when you come in, when you come into my

1184
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 4: room and you see me sort of curled up on

1185
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 4: my pillow, butt speaking in the air presented to you,

1186
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,479
Speaker 4: just out there.

1187
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 2: Your little pajama flat flap down.

1188
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 4: Are you kissing my butt? Or you try to? Okay,

1189
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 4: you're going around the cheek.

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00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 3: Would if there was a home and I tip you over,

1191
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 3: I gently you over. So that's why you wake up on.

1192
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 4: Your shade by side in the morning.

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00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 3: If there was a home invasion and you suddenly heard

1194
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 3: someone breaking into your house and you didn't have a

1195
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: weapon on you, you know, because guns are very dangerous

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00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 3: inside the house, and you got this idea and you

1197
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 3: were like, the person came into your bedroom and you

1198
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 3: just had your exposed ass out there just waiting for them.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that deters a home invader.

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Speaker 2: Or does that When was the last time I squeege?

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00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 3: You have a fresh squeegee from just that very evening.

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00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 4: Oh it was fresh squeeze you That complicates that.

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00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: No, that's a damn welcome Matt.

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00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, you're right. But hey, Sean, what did

1205
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 3: you want to ask?

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00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: You said you got to you know, I just I

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00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: don't want to pitch it because I know Hayes is

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Speaker 1: going to end it right afterwards and it's really not

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00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: a closer.

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00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 2: Okay, we can we can keep going.

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00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: No, I mean we shouldn't, but you know, but basically

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00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: the idea was, and it's just the title. I have

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00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: nothing else. It's the Joe Rogan inexperience.

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00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 3: Oh so like what he's never done before? Oh yeah,

1215
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 3: you know.

1216
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: Like or maybe just good, or maybe just five minutes

1217
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: away from Joe Rogan, just to break, just when you

1218
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,439
Speaker 1: are not experiencing Joe Rogan.

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00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 3: I actually like this title better, like five minutes away

1220
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 3: from Joe Rogan and then it's just you guys talking,

1221
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 3: and then people are like, god, goddess, I mean, it's

1222
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 3: not good.

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Speaker 1: We could change the Hollywood Handbook show to that. That

1224
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: would probably be closer to what we're doing. I go

1225
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: to say, I go to say, huge problem is one

1226
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: big problem for that kind of show to have two

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00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: straight white guys hosting.

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00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, without without muscles, without muscles, you know, they're just

1229
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 4: like to Havard or something.

1230
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 3: Which one of you? Which one of you went to Harvard?

1231
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 3: I legitimately can't.

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00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 4: Confused by that. Who had to have it? Was it Kevin.

1233
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 3: Either? Come on?

1234
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 2: So I so I think Sean, Sorry, it was Sean. Sorry,

1235
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 2: I apologize it was Sean. I think Sean thought that

1236
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 2: we were going to end by this point, so like, oh,

1237
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 2: he turned off his tape so he's out of Yeah,

1238
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 2: I think he I think he so, yeah, he thought

1239
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 2: that went up.

1240
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 3: Oh he left his tape running.

1241
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 2: He left it was closer, but like I think he

1242
00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 2: thought it.

1243
00:57:59,200 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 3: I forgot it was.

1244
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 2: We'll be able to edit around some of his stuff.

1245
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 3: So who's he talking about? I don't think, Thank god,

1246
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 3: he's not being specific about who he's talking about.

1247
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: Well, it's easier, it's easier to do it, you know

1248
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: when uh, when there's no video, people are going to

1249
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: feel the feel the jump cuts or anything.

1250
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, think, thank god he's not being specific.

1251
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: It's really we should go before before he says anything else.

1252
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 2: Just that's like.

1253
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 3: You think it's you, think it's you.

1254
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I mean, like I just sti't want to

1255
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 2: I don't even want to get in to say another

1256
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 2: inflammatory thing. This is something that he wouldn't want us

1257
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 2: to hear.

1258
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 3: This is a lot like when Matt wallsh used to

1259
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 3: call me accidentally. He used to butt dial me and

1260
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 3: leave like seven to ten minute long messages. He's talking

1261
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 3: to his wife. I want to hear what he says

1262
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 3: to whoever he's talking to a little bit more.

1263
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 2: Okay. I really think that we should and he's probably

1264
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 2: not even going to say anything else.

1265
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it sounds like the tape is

1266
00:58:55,120 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 3: still going. I still hear a hiss. Okay, that's not

1267
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 3: really what I was hoping for. Yeah, but at least

1268
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: it tells us he's still going.

1269
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 2: This is at the end of the show. Like Kevin

1270
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 2: will also talk for a really long time.

1271
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 3: I had two long pitches we didn't get.

1272
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 2: To so yeah, and that's also kind of the reaction

1273
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 2: with Kevin. Pitch is a really long, big the reaction

1274
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 2: is usually kind of like a uhh, yeah, we should

1275
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 2: really do that rejected jokes idea bye bye.

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00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,200
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