WEBVTT - The Car Broke Down Again

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garrett, it's all up to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I really didn't do any work on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>It was all our listener, Alexis. Oh, so this is

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<v Speaker 3>one of those you just kind of like to fuse

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<v Speaker 3>and run.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Alexis is playing a phone tap on her boyfriend Ian.

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<v Speaker 3>Ian's been having some car trouble and made some rules

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<v Speaker 3>for Alexis not to drive his car. So we pick

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<v Speaker 3>it up with Alexis, you know, driving his car. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see if Alexis can be a good phone tapper today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she's let's listen to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I have a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it work? What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Okay, So the car, like, I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 2>up with it, but I'm on my way.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you driving a car to day?

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<v Speaker 2>I needed it? But it's stallid and like, don't I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what's wrong with it? But it's not starting

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<v Speaker 2>and there's smoke and I mean smoking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Alexis, Are you serious? What just got the

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<v Speaker 1>car fix? What do you mean it's smoking? Where are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm close to target right now. But card.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a bit target by the house, like three

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<v Speaker 1>blocks from the house. Target. Why didn't you just walk?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I didn't think it would start smoking again?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you didn't Okay, park the car,

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<v Speaker 1>leave it in the parking lot. And and I can't park.

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<v Speaker 2>It because i'm a it's stalled on the side of

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<v Speaker 2>the road. It won't start again, so I just have

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<v Speaker 2>to stay here.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even drive a stick. What are you even

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<v Speaker 1>doing for having a car? I told you last time. No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is ridiculous. You can walk. You got two feet

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<v Speaker 1>once you walk the target? What do you buying a couch?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, come off and calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't calm down, you know what. I'm at work

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Okay, I'm so pissed right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You you know this wouldn't have happened if you would

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<v Speaker 2>have just taken some time to teach me how to

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<v Speaker 2>drive sick.

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<v Speaker 1>So now you're now it's my fault that the car

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<v Speaker 1>smoking because I didn't teach you how to drive a stick?

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you? I am not coming to get

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<v Speaker 1>you this time. I'm so sick of this crap.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't want to calm down. I come here

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<v Speaker 1>to work my ass off and make money to support

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<v Speaker 1>the little that we have. And you go and drive

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<v Speaker 1>the car again that you can't even drive, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta work over time to fix the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, wait wait, wait, Ian, it's making noises.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of noises is it making?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a it's like a weird noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, when you start the cars, it making a noise like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what is it doing? I don't have a noise noise?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like a normal it's like a it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a weird noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a noise like like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Not really?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Is it like a junk chunk? I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it like? A like a wha?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you do that noise? Again? No, it doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 2>like that. Uh you know, actually it really sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>a duck like it's like a duck, duck, Come on, duck,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it sounds like. Well, what are you serious?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want from me?

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<v Speaker 2>Ask me what it sounds like. And that's what it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh can you just come get me? No, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>come get you. At a meeting in like five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you walk home?

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<v Speaker 2>But no, excuse me, am I any kind of priority

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<v Speaker 2>right now?

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<v Speaker 1>No, You're not a priority right now. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what the priority is? Prior it is I got to

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<v Speaker 1>work my ass off to fix the car. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I need you to do, okay, because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really stressed out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not doing this this time. I can't got

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<v Speaker 1>you three times already this month.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk just like I really I think I sprained my

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<v Speaker 2>ankle yesterday and like I just wouldn't feel like I just.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, are you finished? I have God go

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out. You're adult, geez, you're really What else

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<v Speaker 1>can I do for you today?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing? Because this is all just an Elvis during in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show phone tap. Oh okay, hello to Alexis.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, you got me, I got it, you got me?

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<v Speaker 3>Ian?

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<v Speaker 1>The car is fine, okay, thank you, guys. I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participants

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show