Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tapped.
Speaker 2: All right, Garrett, it's all up to you.
Speaker 1: What do you have?
Speaker 3: Well, I really didn't do any work on this one.
Speaker 3: It was all our listener, Alexis. Oh, so this is
Speaker 3: one of those you just kind of like to fuse
Speaker 3: and run.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: Now, Alexis is playing a phone tap on her boyfriend Ian.
Speaker 3: Ian's been having some car trouble and made some rules
Speaker 3: for Alexis not to drive his car. So we pick
Speaker 3: it up with Alexis, you know, driving his car. All right,
Speaker 3: Let's see if Alexis can be a good phone tapper today.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's let's listen to it.
Speaker 2: Hello, I have a problem.
Speaker 1: Let it work? What's up?
Speaker 2: Well? Okay, So the car, like, I don't know what's
Speaker 2: up with it, but I'm on my way.
Speaker 1: Why are you driving a car to day?
Speaker 2: I needed it? But it's stallid and like, don't I
Speaker 2: don't know what's wrong with it? But it's not starting
Speaker 2: and there's smoke and I mean smoking.
Speaker 1: It's not Alexis, Are you serious? What just got the
Speaker 1: car fix? What do you mean it's smoking? Where are you?
Speaker 2: I'm close to target right now. But card.
Speaker 1: It's not a bit target by the house, like three
Speaker 1: blocks from the house. Target. Why didn't you just walk?
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't think it would start smoking again?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you didn't Okay, park the car,
Speaker 1: leave it in the parking lot. And and I can't park.
Speaker 2: It because i'm a it's stalled on the side of
Speaker 2: the road. It won't start again, so I just have
Speaker 2: to stay here.
Speaker 1: You can't even drive a stick. What are you even
Speaker 1: doing for having a car? I told you last time. No,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. You can walk. You got two feet
Speaker 1: once you walk the target? What do you buying a couch?
Speaker 2: I mean, come off and calm down.
Speaker 1: I can't calm down, you know what. I'm at work
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, I'm so pissed right now.
Speaker 2: You you know this wouldn't have happened if you would
Speaker 2: have just taken some time to teach me how to
Speaker 2: drive sick.
Speaker 1: So now you're now it's my fault that the car
Speaker 1: smoking because I didn't teach you how to drive a stick?
Speaker 1: How old are you? I am not coming to get
Speaker 1: you this time. I'm so sick of this crap.
Speaker 2: You need to calm down.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to calm down. I come here
Speaker 1: to work my ass off and make money to support
Speaker 1: the little that we have. And you go and drive
Speaker 1: the car again that you can't even drive, and now
Speaker 1: I gotta work over time to fix the car.
Speaker 2: Come on, wait wait, wait, Ian, it's making noises.
Speaker 1: What kind of noises is it making?
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a weird noise.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you start the cars, it making a noise like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is it doing? I don't have a noise noise?
Speaker 2: It's just like a normal it's like a it's like
Speaker 2: a weird noise.
Speaker 1: Is it a noise like like that?
Speaker 2: Not really?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it like a junk chunk? I mean?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean.
Speaker 1: What is it like? A like a wha?
Speaker 2: Can you do that noise? Again? No, it doesn't sound
Speaker 2: like that. Uh you know, actually it really sounds like
Speaker 2: a duck like it's like a duck, duck, Come on, duck,
Speaker 2: that's what it sounds like. Well, what are you serious?
Speaker 3: What do you want from me?
Speaker 2: Ask me what it sounds like. And that's what it
Speaker 2: sounds like.
Speaker 1: Oh can you just come get me? No, I can't
Speaker 1: come get you. At a meeting in like five minutes.
Speaker 1: Did you walk home?
Speaker 2: But no, excuse me, am I any kind of priority
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: No, You're not a priority right now. Do you know
Speaker 1: what the priority is? Prior it is I got to
Speaker 1: work my ass off to fix the car. Now.
Speaker 2: This is what I need you to do, okay, because
Speaker 2: I'm really stressed out.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing this this time. I can't got
Speaker 1: you three times already this month.
Speaker 2: Walk just like I really I think I sprained my
Speaker 2: ankle yesterday and like I just wouldn't feel like I just.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, are you finished? I have God go
Speaker 1: figure it out. You're adult, geez, you're really What else
Speaker 1: can I do for you today?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Because this is all just an Elvis during in
Speaker 3: the Morning Show phone tap. Oh okay, hello to Alexis.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you got me, I got it, you got me?
Speaker 3: Ian?
Speaker 1: The car is fine, okay, thank you, guys. I'm the
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