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Speaker 1: Nothing sneaky about it, I did. I didn't have a

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and you know Peter's down, that freaking rebel.

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Speaker 1: This was actually the first time he had ever done it.

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Speaker 3: Seventy seventy three.

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Speaker 1: So my job is to stomp on the potatoes so

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Welcome to Hollywood Handbook. It's two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 2: This is an insider's guide to kicking button dropping names

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Speaker 2: in the red carpet line. Back. Always this industry we

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Speaker 2: five years into the road. Yes, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's do it for almost five years, and then

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Speaker 2: People lost their minds for it. Best podcast episode that

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Speaker 2: to me is so disrespectful to take this guy's name,

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Speaker 3: Like kick me sign.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone laughing at you, and you think it's because

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Speaker 2: And he planted it there with a hug for a.

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Speaker 4: I love what they did with that name.

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Speaker 4: Actually I've only looked at I've experienced coachelle up pretty

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Speaker 4: It's pretty amazing. I think there's a lot of places that,

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I was there this year. I had patron

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Speaker 4: Umber Shoot, bumber Shoots, fun. I really like Seattle.

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Speaker 1: Ryan provides a plane sound. Oh Ryan, by the way.

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Speaker 1: And you'll be in trouble if you don't let us

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Speaker 2: And if you try to tell Colin then you're in trouble.

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Speaker 2: So we're allowed to do this, so don't even question it,

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Speaker 1: But Brett is like the boss. But he's like a

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Speaker 2: And some people aren't actually saying that. Ryan, even more

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Speaker 3: Man, So are you are you?

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Speaker 1: I could see you kind of picking up on that

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Speaker 4: To be really like sweet guy, very chill, but not cool.

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Speaker 4: but we really didn't get to talk too much.

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Speaker 2: Brett.

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Speaker 4: I know, Brett, I know it's very cool.

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Speaker 2: Just legendary cool Ryan aside. Do you agree, agree or disagree?

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Speaker 2: Bad boys are sexy.

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Speaker 4: Bad boys are sexy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Ryan, are you hearing this? That's real bad.

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Speaker 4: I like it. I like a guy with a cigarette.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Brett wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 4: That's like a bad that's a bad guy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Now the dangerous makes your case. He tastes like

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Speaker 2: But you know what.

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Speaker 4: You're kissing danger?

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Speaker 1: Well, Brett as even he is like being cooler than cigarettes.

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Speaker 2: Well, he talked about a guy with a cigarette and

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Speaker 2: he'll snap it in half and then he'll hand them

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Speaker 4: Be healthy, I'm cool, yes, or clear out your looks

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Brent has actually he's post cool. Uh and

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Speaker 4: I think Bryan, Ryan definitely has potential.

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Speaker 2: Though.

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Speaker 4: I believe that you could be as cool as Brett.

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Speaker 2: I hope. So.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I found an airplane noise?

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Speaker 4: Are we going?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, well let's all get on the plane.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, let me put my seat belt on. Safety first.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're in the exit room, are you okay? And

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Speaker 1: This is not as cool of a brains out did

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Speaker 4: Sounds like my sound machine that I put before I

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Speaker 1: I like that this is like the Ryan version of

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Speaker 2: It sounds like I am in a plane. It is

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Speaker 2: much you actually do hate me want to play, rather

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Speaker 2: than the like I hate taking. Yeah, it's not exciting.

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Speaker 4: But it's like it's the sound is like, oh, let

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Speaker 4: me see what movies are available to you. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And like I told myself, I was going to

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Speaker 2: look at what movies they Yeah, exactly, Yeah, search cool

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Speaker 4: I own so many books. I don't think I've read

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Speaker 2: Not a single one, not all the way through. That's

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Speaker 2: my that's my new Year's resolution in two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to start every book. Yeah, yeah, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to do them all.

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Speaker 4: I started listening to books.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we have done ads for Audible. Do we do

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Speaker 1: We could use we could get them back. That would

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Speaker 4: Deadpool could do the Audible for your like you do.

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Speaker 4: It's like a double double ad, like, oh.

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Speaker 1: Deadpool is vandalizing the ad the audio ad for this.

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Speaker 2: In cooperation with Audible.

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Speaker 4: Just think about it.

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Speaker 2: What if Deadpool is doing the audiobook of my yearbook

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Speaker 2: and he's just roasting all of us, all your friends.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, did you get a lot of signatures

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Speaker 4: in your yearbook?

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Speaker 2: I got signatures, no messages.

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Speaker 4: Oh interesting, I want to just signed it. It's my autograph, man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not even no one wrote anything. Just right, have

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Speaker 2: a cool summer. Say that to me. And now I

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Speaker 4: On one part, there's also no way to find them anymore.

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Speaker 4: Like it's like those.

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Speaker 1: People yeah done, yeah, and there's no way that yeah

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Speaker 2: Did you find a cool plane sound? Yeah you ready,

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Speaker 2: let's do this, says this is the best plane sound

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Speaker 2: you will ever hear. So so so much like the

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Speaker 2: last one. We're waiting, we're taxing. Oh, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Oh it feels so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 6: I hate it really does put you there, you know,

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Speaker 2: Oh God, this plane was delayed, like you can hear

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Speaker 4: A seat was broken in first class and they needed

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Speaker 2: He hate you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we want to simulate the experience. Not it's not

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Speaker 2: The audience is witnessing. Yeah, okay, flight, I think I

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Speaker 4: Because it's like we want we want people to in

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Speaker 4: other side of the plane, thank you, And we want

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Speaker 3: This one just has music over video of playing.

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Speaker 4: I like thee it it feels exciting.

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Speaker 2: It's right.

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Speaker 1: At stagecoach, the newest big band.

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Speaker 4: It feels very early nineties like score.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, oh you know what we forgot to do.

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Speaker 1: This is why we haven't gotten what we wanted. Uh oh, we.

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Speaker 1: We didn't name our band. And so Ryan, you do

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the time of atitude. He thinks it's

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Speaker 4: People don't think what kind of music do you play?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's him working out math. It's

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Speaker 4: You hear the chalk on the board as he's.

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Speaker 1: Well, people could really start to listen to your fucked

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Speaker 2: Right. I think you're right.

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Speaker 1: So we could put Ryan in our band if he

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we get what we.

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Speaker 4: Want where this is going.

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Speaker 1: That we are roping him in and so Ryan could

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Speaker 2: Speaking of roping. I have an idea for our band

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Speaker 2: at stagecoach for our name. How about wild Horses? He

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Speaker 2: at stage. Yes it does. And here we are in

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Speaker 4: It all loops in. But would would they sue? I'm

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Speaker 4: just wondering, who's they wild horses?

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Speaker 2: Who sue?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think it's a great. Yeah, let's just do it.

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Speaker 4: Maybe we switch it up a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Here's here's a imagine they could sue. Give me a

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Speaker 4: What if it was like the North American wild Horses,

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a long version of it. But then

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Speaker 2: everyone just calls you wild horses.

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Speaker 1: On the poster, and I like putting North American at

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Speaker 1: the beginning of it. That is a kind of thing

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Speaker 1: they would do.

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Speaker 4: How about something like the North American Wild Horse Society. Yes,

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Speaker 4: you're like, oh gosh, but then we're just known as

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Speaker 4: wild horses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, although I think people would call us gnaws yeah,

454
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Speaker 2: which I also like nas Yeah, like the energy drink too.

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Speaker 4: You see T shirts with just the initials, you know.

456
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like damn serious font yeah, but our music

457
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Speaker 1: is kind of fun.

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Speaker 4: Well it's really bluegrassy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Okay, Ryan, I was gonna put you

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Speaker 1: in the name, but you don't get to be in

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Speaker 1: the name anymore because we are the North American Wild

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Speaker 1: Horse Society.

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Speaker 3: But you do get to be in the in the

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Speaker 3: band if you, if.

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Speaker 2: You, that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Chef Kevin, Chef Kevin,

466
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Speaker 2: can you have a seat please and please take this seriously.

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Speaker 7: Hey guys, Chef Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Here is now a good time to have the conversation.

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Speaker 2: And I'd like to have with Chef Kevin. I think

470
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Speaker 2: it could be helpful at least he has someone here

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Speaker 2: that could possibly represent his interests.

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Speaker 1: Chef Kevin, So I would on a small trip the

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Speaker 1: last couple of days.

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Speaker 3: Kate, this is this is to you. You're the judge.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, Chef Kevin. Should she be Judge On Hodgman? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I guess in this case we want people to listen

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Speaker 2: to this. We're taking a break from wild Horses to

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Speaker 2: talk to Judge John Hodgman.

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys, it's so good to see you. I'm John Hodgman.

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Speaker 3: That's good. That's about the right flavor.

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Speaker 2: Yep. That he's giving up.

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Speaker 4: Great.

483
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Speaker 1: Chef Kevin visits my house to take care of my cats.

484
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to give their real names on this show.

485
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Speaker 1: Let's say that their names are Marcus and Cameron. Chef

486
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Speaker 1: Kevin comes to take care of the cats. Now, these

487
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Speaker 1: are these My cats are very wise, very very smart,

488
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Speaker 1: very good at their jobs.

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Speaker 2: They don't need someone to take care of them. They

490
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Speaker 2: take it.

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Speaker 3: They can take care of themselves.

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Speaker 2: It's really he's making sure Kevin's safe while he's gone.

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Speaker 1: He's doing and honestly, I'm sort of hoping that a

494
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Speaker 1: little of that they'll be able to teach him something.

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Speaker 1: The rub off on Kevin about doing a good job.

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Speaker 7: That's why I didn't get paid.

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Speaker 3: Well, I did give you something, didn't I.

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Speaker 2: You're right, a flute and broken flute.

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Speaker 4: Can I just say, as a as a bystander, not

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Speaker 4: knowing anything, watching you give Chef Kevin a flute? Yeah,

501
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Speaker 4: very sweet.

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Speaker 2: It was a nice moment.

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Speaker 4: But it was just like, I like these guys. They

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Speaker 4: are they're giving each other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we might do that every week. We might

506
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Speaker 1: give Kevin gifts every time. You don't know, so you.

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Speaker 4: Could have a big grudge still at the end of

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Speaker 4: the year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you were a self starter, that might be

510
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Speaker 1: a good idea.

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Speaker 4: Does anyone want he's doing that?

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Speaker 6: All?

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Speaker 2: I think, just keeping all his presence. And so what

514
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Speaker 2: happened when Kevin watched your house? Did he just do it?

515
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Speaker 1: And everything normal? This is all I know of what happened.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what was in the house. Marcus and

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Speaker 1: Cameron have not told me because they are good at

518
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Speaker 1: keeping secrets, even for me their best friend. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: walk into the house and I met with a blast

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Speaker 1: of icy frozen air, and I say, what's happening in

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Speaker 1: the house? And I look at the air conditioner and

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Speaker 1: it is set at sixty three.

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Speaker 7: That wasn't me, I know what you're referring to.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't you, okay, this it.

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Speaker 7: Was Cameron and Marcus.

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Speaker 2: No, it was okay.

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Speaker 6: So then when I came in, I got blasted by

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Speaker 6: hot air and I was like, oh, it was so hot.

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Speaker 7: So I turned on the AC when I left, and

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Speaker 7: that was at like nine.

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Speaker 1: So you got the See, when you left the house, you.

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Speaker 2: Sat and sweat all over Hayes's furniture in the hottest

533
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Speaker 2: air possible. Then when you left, for no one to enjoy.

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Speaker 2: They turned on the AC all my friends.

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Speaker 6: Up and downstairs. It was so hot upstairs. No, this

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Speaker 6: was after work when I came back. It was so hot.

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Speaker 2: Was it so hot that seventy three wouldn't have been

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Speaker 2: a nice, reasonable comfortable temperature to turn it to.

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Speaker 7: I just turned the AC button on and then left.

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Speaker 4: You didn't check to see what temperature?

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Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't that kind of There is no he

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Speaker 2: finished the number sixty three? Hey said it was said

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Speaker 2: to sixty Oh no, I saw.

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Speaker 7: I did see it said sixty three. Okay, but it

545
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Speaker 7: was like one hundred and three when I came in there.

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Speaker 1: There's no way that we would ever set it at

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Speaker 1: sixty three.

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Speaker 6: I think when someone else came, they turned everything off.

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Speaker 3: They turned everything off. Yeah, who was this someone who?

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Speaker 2: Someone feels like you guys have a secret now that

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Speaker 2: there is someone who comes to Kevin doesn't want to man,

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Speaker 2: who's this someone else who cleaned? Sorry? Pause, Kevin judge

553
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Speaker 2: on Hodgman, I'd like to discuss with you. Do you

554
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Speaker 2: think it's kind of sweet that Kevin wanted to protect

555
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Speaker 2: Hayes from having people know that he has someone who

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Speaker 2: cleans his house.

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Speaker 4: Really, because he was like very elitist someone. And he

558
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Speaker 4: didn't say, you're, yeah, the person that cleaned you.

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Speaker 2: And he didn't know the right word because it's like

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Speaker 2: he doesn't want to say like made meaning lady, it

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Speaker 2: sounds bad. Who clean the housekeeper? I guess it's housekeeper keeper?

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Speaker 6: Sure are you bailiff Jesse Thorn in this scenario, I

563
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 6: guilty as charge?

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Speaker 2: I mean, look at the freaking outfit I got on.

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Speaker 2: I just think very natty.

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Speaker 4: I really, Chef Kevin, I feel like I think you

567
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Speaker 4: did the right thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's finish the evidence.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, let's finish.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you a little something about Marcus and Cameron.

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Speaker 1: What did you notice Marcus and Cameron mostly doing when

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Speaker 1: you were in the.

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Speaker 2: House and been there sleepy sleeping? Where were they sleeping?

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Speaker 6: Cameron slept upstairs and Marcus slapped.

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Speaker 2: In the sun? Was it? Was it maybe in the

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Speaker 2: sunniest spot? Yeah? Were they maybe.

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Speaker 1: Chasing the sunniest spots around the house, because that's their

578
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Speaker 1: job to let everyone know where the sun is all

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Speaker 1: day and to absorb some of the extra sun.

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Speaker 7: I didn't close any blinds.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say the blinds were closed.

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Speaker 2: But doesn't it seem like they are heat seekers and

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Speaker 2: not in the way that you are where you try

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Speaker 2: to latch onto any cool podcast that comes around and

585
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Speaker 2: go like, maybe I could help engineer this one. They're

586
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Speaker 2: heat seekers and that they're looking for actual physical heat.

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Speaker 1: And is it possible that if they love heat so

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Speaker 1: much that they hate coldness and by banishing them to

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Speaker 1: a coldness and then and then evacuating the house was

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Speaker 1: actually the meanest that you could do to Marcus and

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Speaker 1: Cameron When you arrived.

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Speaker 4: Were Marcus and Cameron wearing like scarves and little knit

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Speaker 4: caps and like, no.

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Speaker 3: They were think suits because it was so hot.

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Speaker 2: When do they have kit.

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Speaker 4: Getting mitten?

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00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Wait, is that a real thing? If it's not, it

599
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Speaker 4: is a real thing. They did it on a show.

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Speaker 2: I just know if I'm always there's always Sonny Joe.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know that. I just got excited by

602
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Speaker 4: the rhyme.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was kind of the best part

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Speaker 2: of it. So Judge John Hodgeman, Kevin is like such

605
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Speaker 2: a TV comedy fan really should have put anything you

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Speaker 2: wait that was that was in your tender Always Sonny

607
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 2: was in the bio? Was it? Yeah? It was? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that makes Kevin has his favorite TV shows listed in

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Speaker 2: his Tinder.

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Speaker 4: But I think that's a really good call because thank you. Finally,

611
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 4: it says something about the person. If I saw that,

612
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, okay, like I'm on board with

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Speaker 4: these shows or not. I like it.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's so much.

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Speaker 2: It's just the names of the shows.

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Speaker 4: It's better than a quote. Well, I guess it doesn't

617
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Speaker 4: seem like you worked on them or something.

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Speaker 7: Probably in this town. Uh huh oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: It just says like, hey Kevin, Like if you saw

620
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Speaker 2: somebody's Twitter bio and it said Kevin the Office arrested,

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Speaker 2: You're like.

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Speaker 6: It also said bands that I like. It was just

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Speaker 6: a list of like, yeah, here's musicians I've helped you can.

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Speaker 4: I ask like, what are your what are the shows

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Speaker 4: in the bank?

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00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 6: I said for shows the Office rest development, always Sonny,

627
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Speaker 6: dunk it out with Steve, check out Steve Rule. And

628
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Speaker 6: then I said like Grimes, Cherry Glazer, radio Head.

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Speaker 7: And I think that was it.

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Speaker 1: That was a test because Kate actually is in a

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Speaker 1: band and TV thank You, that's.

632
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Speaker 4: Which is both a TV show and the band.

633
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so com I should put pants. I could have

634
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Speaker 2: just put that but your whole bio could.

635
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Speaker 4: Have been I'm curious, how is it working?

636
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Speaker 6: Well, it didn't work for a while, and then I

637
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 6: dated someone and I'm and that's not a thing anymore.

638
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 6: And now I'm back on it, and now my profiles

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Speaker 6: is blank.

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Speaker 2: But here's here's the we shamed him into just being like, hey,

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Speaker 2: take it or leave it, baby.

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00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going on a date tonight to Brett's show.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, which is the date that Grace that you know

644
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Speaker 7: she canceled?

645
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: Oh she canceled? Yeah, what'd you do? Blow it? Text wise?

646
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Speaker 6: I think I said a movie that she liked. I said,

647
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Speaker 6: oh I didn't. I just watched it. I actually didn't

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Speaker 6: like it. And the next day she said, oh, I'm

649
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Speaker 6: actually busy ill.

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Speaker 2: What was the movie?

651
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Speaker 7: Thor Ragnarok?

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00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so you were.

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Speaker 4: Your first date. You have a first date tonight.

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Speaker 9: Band.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna get drinks before and then see the band.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, until you remember that Brett is the leader of

657
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Speaker 1: the band and Brett is the sexiest bad boy Brett.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. He basically just like, hey, do you want to

659
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Speaker 2: come see what you wish you had while you standing

660
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Speaker 2: to me? Its ineffectual, torp if I was.

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Speaker 4: On a wait with Chef Kevin, and you took me

662
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 4: to the band and be like, wait, you know these guys.

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Speaker 4: I think that'd be pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm hoping. Oh it's actually my friend. I

665
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Speaker 2: know that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's a good call.

667
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: M Yeah, that's get Brett Scent has rubbed off on.

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Speaker 4: Him and is this this is Tonight's date was like

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Speaker 4: an app like a Tinder date.

670
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, first time she's going.

671
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 4: On a limb not knowing what TV shows and movies

672
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 4: you like. Now that you're profile, that's.

673
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: True, that's true. You could yell them during the show.

674
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Yeah, you saved it. You sort

675
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: of buried the lead that you know about. Check it

676
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: out with Steve Rule.

677
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 7: Uh huh.

678
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: So how's this girl's self esteem?

679
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 7: Seems seems good? Confident.

680
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:49,239
Speaker 2: I don't have high hopes for this. Oh why not?

681
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 2: Just just a gut feeling. So uh but good luck.

682
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 2: Have we settled the case of the Uh yeah, that

683
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: you know that?

684
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 4: I can I just say that as as John Hodgman,

685
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 4: my heart melts. He's Chef Kevin is just the sweetest

686
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 4: and he really only had good intentions and he's excited

687
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 4: that he has this new flute that you gave him.

688
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 4: He's got a first date tonight. I think things are

689
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 4: really looking up for him, and I'm going to give

690
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 4: him the benefit of the doubt and say that he

691
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 4: really just was doing the right thing.

692
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 2: You think he just deserves a second chance in society.

693
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 4: And he's just so adorable, like you can't go wrong

694
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 4: with Chef Kevin.

695
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: This means so much overall, death penalty a man, you're dead.

696
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,479
Speaker 4: But he's a catch. We could do it online not online? Well,

697
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 4: I guess yes, this is online.

698
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: Clink could clink the handcuffs go on from me? Bail

699
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 2: if Jesse Thorne?

700
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 4: Oh no, where do you Where does he have to

701
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 4: go now?

702
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 2: Oh to fing jail ja Hell?

703
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, sounded like it was going to be a

704
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,959
Speaker 4: good dates. Sorry about that.

705
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, never, Demon Dungeon.

706
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: Ran while we were doing We don't have so much

707
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: more time to do our big performance. So now hopefully

708
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: you just have like a bunch of music ready to.

709
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: Go, and now the band Wild Horses will perform at

710
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 2: uh Brett, Oh Brett does this thing? Yeah where he

711
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 2: actually can make it sound like we're on a big stage. Yes,

712
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: and he lets us do that, and he lets us

713
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: do it whenever, whatever we want and anytime we ask. Yeah,

714
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 2: let mean he says we're allowed. And is this that's good?

715
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 2: Is this what it's like being on a stage.

716
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 4: It's I'm almost I just got a little thrown like

717
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 4: wait where am I?

718
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, okay, your taste back to being.

719
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's you know it is it's you know,

720
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: the nerves, but it's also then once you're out there,

721
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 4: it's like you dove into the pool and you don't

722
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 4: worry anymore. You're just rock and roll. Oh wow, kallean

723
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 4: small guitar one or the other.

724
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you rock and roll a very quiet.

725
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: Quiet, full way respectful.

726
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: Maybe chef Kevin could learn a thing or sometimes.

727
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 4: You know, in my past experience with with you know,

728
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 4: garfunk know, sometimes even rap, you know, it's like there's

729
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 4: a bit of different things happening. Why yeah, why quiet rap,

730
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 4: maybe a little bit of dancing. I cried myself and

731
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 4: really knowing how to not dance, and you know, so

732
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 4: that's that's my experience in festivals. You know, like people

733
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 4: have been really sweaty and going to see like Radiohead,

734
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 4: and then they're just cool enough in the comedy town.

735
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 2: You like, what snap? Do we drop a verse in

736
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 2: the middle of our stage coach song?

737
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should like break break it down for a minute.

738
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 2: I guess. I guess should it be Wild Horses featuring

739
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 2: the Funky Chef? Oh, yes, it should, and then Chef

740
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 2: Kevin can rap? Okay here, wait a second, no, I

741
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: think that's.

742
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 4: The bluegrass illusion is they're on right now?

743
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 12: Oh?

744
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is the other band? Are they? So

745
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 2: we're backstage? And then when they get off, we're going

746
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 2: to get in there. Yeah, okay, are they almost done?

747
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 2: I wonder yep? Oh, here they go again.

748
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: They do that fake out so and then they come

749
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: in with the glockenspiel.

750
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 2: I guess what should our song be about? It should

751
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 2: tell a story. I hope it does.

752
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 1: I guess it should tell a story about walking into

753
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: a very cold house after.

754
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 2: A long time. Oh, that could be nice, and what.

755
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: A horrible experience that is from someone that you thought

756
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: was your friend.

757
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 4: But it has a rap in the middle, right, yes, yep, from.

758
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 2: I guess the villain that perpetrated it.

759
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, we've really worked hard on the song. I

760
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 4: feel so ready to play it.

761
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

762
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 2: Okay, me too.

763
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: Okay, well, there's gotta be a crowd Ryan if I'm

764
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: gonna feel good about myself.

765
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: Okay, they're playing again. We missed our window. I can't

766
00:36:54,120 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: believe we miss good. We missed our time slot. Helloa,

767
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: stage coach.

768
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 4: Whoo, good to see you guys, Thanks for being here.

769
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: We are the North American Wild Horse Society, but you

770
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: can call us wild horses. This is These are my bandmates,

771
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: Aaron Whitehead, Laura Lappis, Mary Holland, and of course me

772
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 2: Stevianie Allen Keviny.

773
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 4: I am so excited that we are finally here at

774
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 4: stage coach.

775
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 2: I'm Aaron. Okay, so let's get our first big song.

776
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: And it's a story, and I think you'll all relate

777
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: to this story. You know, when either your friend who's

778
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: house sitting or you're cleaning lady comes in, it turns

779
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 2: your see not too much. Well, we sure do hit it.

780
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 2: I got frostbited on my ball. It's where I walked

781
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: in that danged well. I wonder why the temperature is

782
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 2: turned Solo for solo.

783
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 10: The movie come in out this weekend.

784
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 11: Cold Cold House, Got crowd, keep it down? Whose house

785
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 11: is this This house stoo cold.

786
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 10: My house is supposed to be a warp. When I

787
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 10: in my house, I don't like to be so cold.

788
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 10: Get in my house to the wharf.

789
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 12: It's me market. I'm freezing to death. Must have been

790
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 12: that mean old chief.

791
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 4: Cools on my nose, Ica cools on my toes. I

792
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 4: got icicles on my television said, I got icicles and

793
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 4: refridge greater weight. That's kind of more nor.

794
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 2: That wrap. Kevin here, He goes yo, yo.

795
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 6: You Hey guys, chef Kevin here, and I'm just thank.

796
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 2: You, and then wait till the music comes back.

797
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 7: Come on, hey, guys, chef Kevin here.

798
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 2: Wow, he's spitting.

799
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 6: Walking down the street with my friends Marcus camera.

800
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, that's not you can't go No, I was

801
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 13: told they can't go.

802
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 8: Fire.

803
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: Talk about blaming a nice Latino woman for your crimes,

804
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 1: I did not blame.

805
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 7: I'll wait for them.

806
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 13: I did not blame a nice Latino woman for that.

807
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 13: I won't call them crimes. You don't understand that it

808
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 13: was actually very hot before you got there.

809
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: Could he know that when it was so cold when

810
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 2: he came inside. There must be a middle ground? Come o, cam,

811
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 2: let's compromise. You are being unreasonable. Oh that's good Ryan.

812
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 2: Wait do you want me to do right?

813
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

814
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: Your audience stop. This is experimental as hell. Man, there

815
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: we were.

816
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 4: I the solacks of chorus.

817
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan's gonna come out with the chorus. Do you

818
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: want to your special phone?

819
00:40:52,840 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: Wait, let's uh hold on, there we go something on

820
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: the point.

821
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 4: He's that badass that he's a lady show to do

822
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 4: his part and then he's gonna fly out.

823
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, this is what I do. Moody, very experimental.

824
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 4: I feel like the crowd like this part of the

825
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 4: song the best so far though.

826
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going nuts. Oh I love it.

827
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: Bryan opens his mouth and this sound comes up. Oh

828
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 1: it's not fun.

829
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 2: Did I ever apologize?

830
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 7: I'm sorry that the.

831
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 2: Cats were called and you guys all right, guys, we've

832
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 2: been wild horses. Come check us out at Largo with

833
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 2: rejected jokes.

834
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 7: That's the experimental.

835
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I even realize I kept waiting for it.

836
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 4: That's Ryan's experimental for you, not knowing whether it's happening

837
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 4: or not. I feel like can we should we? I

838
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 4: would feel better if we wrap up the song with

839
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 4: like singing and all together.

840
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, hang on, yeah, could you check

841
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: us out at Largo? But we also rejected jokes from

842
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: Star Wars two ways, and we're gonna have to just

843
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 2: get in here and finish it out.

844
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 12: Yeah.

845
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 4: The houses cold.

846
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 2: Will my house ever be warm again? It's so cold cold, cold,

847
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: cold cold houses, cold, cold cold. Thank you.

848
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 4: We're wild horses.

849
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 2: We are wild horses.

850
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 4: Brian, what is that We'll be selling CDs in the

851
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 4: back of the field after the show.

852
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: Okay, that was good, Yeah, good good. I don't want

853
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: to be on stage anymore.

854
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 4: I also feel like I don't never need to go.

855
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 4: I never need to go to coach out. I don't

856
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 4: never need to go. I've been there.

857
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't never need to go to no

858
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: stage on that mode, to cowboy mode. Uh, you have

859
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: a song on iTunes that you'd like people to buy.

860
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 4: I definitely have songs and iTunes and if they want

861
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 4: to buy them, that's cool.

862
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 2: I have a lot of garfunk called Apple music now.

863
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's Kevin's job to make that girl really

864
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 6: Apple podcast.

865
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 7: Oh, if it's a podcast.

866
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 4: What kind of apples do you like?

867
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 12: Uh?

868
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 7: The Red Ones?

869
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 4: How about you and Granny Smith?

870
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 2: Type of Gal, thank you. Yes, so basic? The Red

871
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 2: Ones please, Kevin, I don't know brands.

872
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 5: Bye, I'm a horny girl wolf. This has been an

873
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 5: Earwolf production, executive produced by Scott Ackerman, Colin Anderson, and

874
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 5: Chris Bannon. For more information and content, visit iarwolf dot com.

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00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: Oh