Speaker 1: Wonderful Christmas Time. It's just like the story is just
Speaker 1: him being like the term chorus is generous. Another of
Speaker 1: the song's audity is the structure the first verse and
Speaker 1: so abruptly the wondrous Christmas Time refrain feels like a
Speaker 1: festive assault on one's auditory nerve. This is just him writing,
Speaker 1: just getting angry at that one, just get getting some
Speaker 1: ship off his chest. Wow, you actually made me feel better,
Speaker 1: Like you gave this song a second life in my
Speaker 1: brain because I had always I inherited the belief that
Speaker 1: it was the worst Christmas song. And then you were like,
Speaker 1: that's not that bad. I was like, oh, maybe it's
Speaker 1: not that bad.
Speaker 2: I love the fucking weird ass keyboards in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Clan tang brun run gun blank blank, clan brun
Speaker 3: brown dun bank bank plan blunk crun.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, someone was high in the student.
Speaker 4: I was like, I've never heard that that since part
Speaker 4: at the beginning it's always I guess I associate it
Speaker 4: with coming into the middle of the song while I'm
Speaker 4: out holiday shopping, and it's like it's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, this guy has a theory that the song
Speaker 1: is secretly about practicing witchcraft and faking a Christmas celebration
Speaker 1: every time somebody walks in, because like like it's like
Speaker 1: all weird and like trippy and vibe and there it's
Speaker 1: like this, yeah, so it's enough, simply got.
Speaker 2: Chicken, you're about to cut his head off. Simply put
Speaker 2: that chicken away.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: There's something speaky about it?
Speaker 1: Is that just me here?
Speaker 2: I think it probably hits everyone's brain different than like that.
Speaker 2: I always people always have hated this song. I've always
Speaker 2: heard that take forever. I just person. I'm always like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I fuck with it.
Speaker 5: I don't even know it's it's just.
Speaker 2: I think the thing is I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2: Like I think anyone who likes music you're not offended
Speaker 2: by other people's dislike of a song because like you
Speaker 2: understand what talks about music. You're like, yeah, whatever, in
Speaker 2: fucking angry. But I guess that's the part. I like,
Speaker 2: that's what I want to know, is like specifically, like,
Speaker 2: let's drill down, because I think it's different for every person.
Speaker 2: Some people there are people like music snobs like this
Speaker 2: is one of McCartney's worst songs, and right sure, I.
Speaker 4: Think it's not so much Paul McCartney. It's like no
Speaker 4: one else can sing it without sounding like an asshole.
Speaker 4: And that's what it's. It's it's not that it's not
Speaker 4: that far. It's the I don't don't even that's.
Speaker 2: The only part I know that, you know what. I
Speaker 2: have to kind of do this kind of physically.
Speaker 1: There's a creepy, like open eyed like it has to
Speaker 1: it like it seels like a small the small world
Speaker 1: ride like that song, you know that song. It just
Speaker 1: like never stops repeating.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's that's exactly, that's exactly the next it's.
Speaker 1: Good And that's why it's good. It feels like a
Speaker 1: satanic chant that never like robots going like this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like a hell world of Christmas, like on fire,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Christmas hell world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels apocalyptic, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, it does. I think you're right. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna spend most of the episode talking about this Tory.
Speaker 2: What do you think of that song?
Speaker 3: It's terrible? I mean, it's what Yeah, Okay, can I
Speaker 3: can tell you exactly why.
Speaker 6: This is?
Speaker 7: Episodes Hello the Internet and Welcome to Season three sixty nine,
Speaker 7: Episode four.
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Speaker 2: So don't have the fun.
Speaker 1: We simply can't. We simply mustn't. And this is the
Speaker 1: last episode, last regular episode of the year. I think
Speaker 1: we've got a bunch of fun stuff coming to you
Speaker 1: for the holidays, but this is It's Thursday, December nineteenth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. This is the episode that's always a
Speaker 1: bit tram shackle, a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where you can hear I don't know if you
Speaker 2: guys hear the wheel squeaking. That's the VCR cart rolling
Speaker 2: it right now. I know I got a lesson about
Speaker 2: episode the Civil War or something. But now, no, we're
Speaker 2: gonna watch some old music videos, maybe.
Speaker 1: A full episode plan like a full episode. Let's see
Speaker 1: where we get. And then we just get where we get.
Speaker 1: In the twenty minutes before, like when we were first
Speaker 1: supposed to be recording those episode, we just got completely
Speaker 1: derailed by a conversation about Yeah, the worst Christmas, Poor
Speaker 1: guests in the waiting room.
Speaker 2: I know we're so sry at each other about guess
Speaker 2: and and then I was like, bring bring them so
Speaker 2: we can settle this. But anyway, it is December nineteenth.
Speaker 2: It is National oatmeal muffin Day. Dude, get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here. And you're trying to claim the O
Speaker 2: no yo, National hard candy Day whatever? Uh, National regifting Day.
Speaker 2: The Thursday before Christmas is National regifting Day. Okay, I
Speaker 2: guess that's just when you're like, hey man, whatever that
Speaker 2: ship you copped at the office party, flip that into
Speaker 2: a last minute gift, get gift for your step shot.
Speaker 1: There you go. God, Oatmeal muffin Day, Like what a
Speaker 1: just not knowing, not understanding yourself at all? Oatmeal muffins?
Speaker 1: What have you had an oatmeal muffin?
Speaker 2: That's hearing.
Speaker 1: Irand oh maybe that's oatmeal cookies?
Speaker 2: Fine, like shot my grandmother.
Speaker 1: It's just like there's so many delicious Yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you think? You think it's just a regular muffin? And
Speaker 1: then you open it and.
Speaker 2: Just what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Out made them before? They're healthy. They're not supposed to
Speaker 3: be yummy, they're supposed to.
Speaker 1: Be How are they choosing this time of year to
Speaker 1: try and no idea celebrate their bullshit.
Speaker 2: It's like Russells sprouts day. I mean, that's me with
Speaker 2: a crystal Let me caveat that with I'm very sick
Speaker 2: and I'm I'm in the I'm the mindset of an
Speaker 2: eighties ad executive, right, kids?
Speaker 1: What the heck?
Speaker 2: The kids hate their baby brains, That's what I call them,
Speaker 2: and they don't want to eat it. Is that what
Speaker 2: you call That's what my dad used to call that ship.
Speaker 2: He's like, your baby brains. That makes it gross. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry that make it look he's an artist, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. So he was trying to conceptualize something,
Speaker 2: but when you look at it, you're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't call.
Speaker 3: That to my kids if I wanted them to Eatussell.
Speaker 2: He's a He's a complicated man and no understand him
Speaker 2: except his third wife. He's a complicated man, and no
Speaker 2: one understands him but his third wife's dad.
Speaker 1: It's really good. My name's Jack O'Brien, aka, hey baby,
Speaker 1: I hear the brushes popping there, he goes Jesus, small head,
Speaker 1: he's dumbing again. Bigfoot has left the building that one
Speaker 1: courtesy of Christy Amagucci mane Little scrambled Eggs fer Frasier
Speaker 1: theme as sung by Kelsey Grammar, my favorite musician, Kelsey
Speaker 1: Grammar in reference to the video that Chris Crofton shared
Speaker 1: with us yesterday. When Miles was out, it was pure chaos.
Speaker 2: It was a real yeah when I was like, send
Speaker 2: up the bat signal because I was too ill, and
Speaker 2: then Victor's like Wexler's and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: Wexler and Crofton together should now you know you're in trouble.
Speaker 1: But he brought a big foot sighting video where the
Speaker 1: guy is like, ah, yeah, you can hear the brushes popping,
Speaker 1: and then he sees it. He goes there, he goes
Speaker 1: Jesus like hides and for some reason, something about the
Speaker 1: way he says those two things is now stuck in
Speaker 1: my head. So shout out to Christy. I'm a Gucci
Speaker 1: man for putting it back where it belongs in my head.
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host.
Speaker 1: He's feeling a little better, folks. It's Miles great. It's
Speaker 1: Miles Great.
Speaker 2: Drones up in the sky allowed to fly twice says, Hi,
Speaker 2: take a look, it's in a book. They changed the law.
Speaker 2: Now they can go anywhere. Friends, all know the drones
Speaker 2: can go right in your windo. Shout out Snarkula on
Speaker 2: the discord for that one. A shout out to everybody
Speaker 2: who has been asking me for discord invites I to know.
Speaker 2: I was like, hit me up on Blue Sky. I've
Speaker 2: been very sick. I've just been getting around to, you know,
Speaker 2: hitting those requests, accommodating people. So please keep hitting me up.
Speaker 2: I haven't forgotten you. I'm just ill and shout out
Speaker 2: to LeVar shout out hell, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Miles Worth. Thrilled to be joined in our third seapot,
Speaker 1: one of our favorite guests, say, brilliant anti racism educator, activist, writer,
Speaker 1: creator of the acclaimed podcast White Homework. Please welcome back
Speaker 1: to the show, Torri.
Speaker 3: Williams, Hi Tory aka, I'm on the discord now, you guys,
Speaker 3: ain't I any that a built like me?
Speaker 8: I'm just want to a kind grew up on the
Speaker 8: good word, baby, Now I know it was a lie.
Speaker 8: Stand out with the youngins teaching so they get a
Speaker 8: better life. Won't stop till we all can live free.
Speaker 3: That's just my fight. Anyway, thank you gross face, appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I a couple of weeks ago, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be on give me an AKA, thinking this
Speaker 3: is the Christmas episode. I should have done a Christmas song.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I love so I'm here for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you evoked you evoked the Good Book. You know
Speaker 2: that was tangentially okayly related.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the only reason for the season. We
Speaker 1: don't acknowledge any in this household. We don't acknowledge any of.
Speaker 3: By my front yards. Christmas is about Jesus.
Speaker 1: That manger scenes in every room.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. I'm so excited to be back.
Speaker 1: That was a great AKA. I mean I felt like
Speaker 1: that was like they put some research in. Yeah they did.
Speaker 3: They were like, hey, what's your like social media? Let
Speaker 3: me go research you. I was like, oh, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: worked out great.
Speaker 2: I mean for people who do you know, go buy
Speaker 2: the book. Obviously you wouldn't know that, you know, December
Speaker 2: probably might not have been the time. But anyway, I'm
Speaker 2: just Luke does say that when Mary and Joseph gathered
Speaker 2: in a manger in near Bethlehem, there were shepherds watching
Speaker 2: over their flock by.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they weren't. It's cold.
Speaker 2: That might have been the springtime, but hey, or the autumn.
Speaker 3: Jesus is an aries, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Wow, I thought.
Speaker 2: Jesus kind of gives like scorpio vibes.
Speaker 3: To be honest, you think, Oh, well, I guess it
Speaker 3: depends on which gospel you're reading.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah they're different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to learn what any of this ship means. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's this Jesus? I know exactly what a scorpio is,
Speaker 1: but Jesus, that's that'd be fun to just like go
Speaker 1: around like a Christian group and just start asking the
Speaker 1: questions that they've been dying for you to ask, Like,
Speaker 1: who's this Jesus you speak of you? He can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my first time, guys being in this Bible group,
Speaker 2: just first question, and I feel so bad asking who
Speaker 2: is Jesus so son of God?
Speaker 1: He must have like been so like just ruined by
Speaker 1: the power and just power hungry. Right.
Speaker 2: I grew up with a kid who had a famous
Speaker 2: father and they became a drug addict.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was kind of like what it's like for Jesus.
Speaker 1: Was he kind of like off that or mad with power?
Speaker 3: Right for sure, people off of boats, all kinds of Yeah.
Speaker 1: So fucking psyched, brother, they would be. They would be
Speaker 1: turning their hat backwards, turning their chair backwards, like but
Speaker 1: like so excited they keep doing it like so much
Speaker 1: they start a fire.
Speaker 2: They just start spinning without even using their limbs. This year, like.
Speaker 1: What would be what's what's the question?
Speaker 2: Like an evangelical and absolutely excited to hear like maybe
Speaker 2: someone who might be able to be brought into the folds.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, definitely. It's it's absolutely like, Hey, I think
Speaker 3: I'm think I think I'm ready to like give my
Speaker 3: life to Jesus. Can you tell me more about that?
Speaker 3: And then they are then they get really excited. They're like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, are you serious? And you can be
Speaker 3: like no, I'm not ready.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to give, like so I already give, like
Speaker 1: part of Sunday, I'm willing to give, like maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit of Monday. Don he work with that?
Speaker 2: Did you want anything? Monday's way too much football to watch.
Speaker 2: I guess after January I could probably posch you something. Man.
Speaker 1: All right, Tory, We're gonna get to know you a
Speaker 1: little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell
Speaker 1: the listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're talking about today. I mean,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's like trying something new with his hair. Matt
Speaker 1: Gates ethics report is probably gonna drop. Democrats are continuing
Speaker 1: to do their thing. We got some got some porn
Speaker 1: hub news a couple different. We got porn Hub being
Speaker 1: banned in Florida. Floridians have less than two weeks to
Speaker 1: jack off to porn hub. There is like when they
Speaker 1: go to porn hub, there is a countdown clock because
Speaker 1: of Christian nationalism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you know, it's counting down his return.
Speaker 1: Thank you. They also released their year in review for
Speaker 1: like porn search terms, So we got the ear and
Speaker 1: review and review. But mainly we've got this story that
Speaker 1: our writer JM JM McNab one of the greats, particularly
Speaker 1: object typically objective, very like it's it's a new angle
Speaker 1: from him where he just went. It's it's basically a
Speaker 1: story like, uh, the title is music experts try to
Speaker 1: explain why the worst Christmas is so bad? But it's
Speaker 1: just like him being like this song fucking sucks? Am
Speaker 1: I right? So? But I do I want to talk
Speaker 1: about like the worst Christmas songs, because like, that is
Speaker 1: a song that I grew up hearing from other people,
Speaker 1: was the worst Christmas song. I had kind of accepted
Speaker 1: that opinion. I was just like, sure, I'll have that opinion.
Speaker 1: I don't want to burn the energy of having my
Speaker 1: own opinion about what's the worst Christmas song? Kind of
Speaker 1: like them all. But then Miles was like, I kind
Speaker 1: of like the way the you know, I like it,
Speaker 1: the vibes the same, I'm not mad at it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, and do it again with new ears?
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, this is kind of like
Speaker 1: it has a different texture than every other Christmas song.
Speaker 1: Why not? Why not? But anyways, we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about bad Christmas songs are do they exist? What
Speaker 1: are they for us? All that plenty more. But first, Tory,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Uh, well, okay, so I've been searching. There is a
Speaker 3: weirdo white supremacist. He's like trying to buy up part
Speaker 3: of like a really big port in Oregon, and so
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like keep an eye on this because
Speaker 3: it's just weird. It's very strange. He wants to make
Speaker 3: like a white supremacist haven in Koos Bay, Oregon.
Speaker 2: Oh c o S Bay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably it's probably an indigenous word, honestly, because
Speaker 3: most of the things that are named here are Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure they have some thoughts on how to
Speaker 2: rename it too, well, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm sure. Anyway, this guy's a fucking weirdo. He like
Speaker 3: drove up onto an overpass here in Portland a couple
Speaker 3: months ago to put up like an end white genocide sign,
Speaker 3: and he like but he anyway, he has like he
Speaker 3: gets all these contracts from the state of Oregon, which
Speaker 3: is already super sas right, and he's getting like, so
Speaker 3: he's got like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: What does he get the contract.
Speaker 3: Boat shipping stuff? I think, yeah, And so he wants
Speaker 3: to buy up part of this bay because they're putting
Speaker 3: in like billions of dollars into it between state money
Speaker 3: and federal money to like revitalize it. And he's like,
Speaker 3: this is perfect. I can bring all the whites here.
Speaker 3: We can certain like a white utopia. It'll be great.
Speaker 2: Oregon of all the states on the West coast, thought.
Speaker 3: So anyway, yeah, I'm the finally.
Speaker 1: The history of Oregon. For anybody who.
Speaker 3: Doesn't Alexa, what's the history of Oregon?
Speaker 2: Alexa ask when Oregon passed its first black exclusionary lockow
Speaker 2: the results will start you.
Speaker 3: So this guy is just like horrible, and there's been
Speaker 3: like activists that anti fascists and corbalis have been trying
Speaker 3: to like infiltrate the like Oregon White Lives Matter chapter
Speaker 3: to get dirt on this dude. And so they did,
Speaker 3: but then none of the like newsplaces would carry the story.
Speaker 3: They finally broke it, Like the big newspaper finally was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess we should probably pay attention to this, like
Speaker 3: six days ago. So the Oregonian was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: so this guy has like very clear ties to neo
Speaker 3: Nazis and he's not even trying to hide it. Maybe
Speaker 3: we shouldn't give him millions of dollars in state content.
Speaker 1: He seemed chill. If you met him, you wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: You don't actually think he's pretty chill.
Speaker 2: Wait, so he wants to own like the port.
Speaker 3: He wants to he wants to own part of the port, yeah,
Speaker 3: because they're putting if he buys part of the port,
Speaker 3: then he gets some of this money, like this federal
Speaker 3: and state money that they're putting it to revitalize it.
Speaker 3: And he's like, this will be really great.
Speaker 2: For I thought, right, I thought it was like a
Speaker 2: way like long term thinking, like as a foothold for
Speaker 2: like to have like some secessionist state where you still
Speaker 2: have like a port where you can do imports and exports.
Speaker 3: Not that I'm just we know of at this point,
Speaker 3: they do think long term would you put it past them?
Speaker 2: Pretty consistently so, but it's like the.
Speaker 3: Biggest like inland or like the deepest in inland port
Speaker 3: between like San Francisco and Seattle, which is kind of
Speaker 3: a big deal. So there is there are reasons that
Speaker 3: people want it and like want that want to be
Speaker 3: able to use that space for like industry and shipping
Speaker 3: and all these things, which makes sense logistically and logically.
Speaker 3: He's just trying to like get his like jermy little
Speaker 3: hands in there because I'm sure he's like an anti vaxxer.
Speaker 2: And all as yeah, get your trump bucks right exactly.
Speaker 1: Never like yeah, I feel like they're generally not that
Speaker 1: like trustworthy generally, like if they if they have that
Speaker 1: going on in their head running a massive port, it's
Speaker 1: probably not gonna go so well. I feel like they're
Speaker 1: going fuck a lot of things.
Speaker 2: It's so short sighted. They're probably, dude, we can get
Speaker 2: money if we own this port then and then they're like,
Speaker 2: but you got to run the port.
Speaker 1: Oh shh.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do the work. I just want
Speaker 3: the money. I just want the dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a that's wild.
Speaker 2: Didn't think about that.
Speaker 3: It's bananas. So anyway, that's what I've been googling lately.
Speaker 1: What underrated?
Speaker 3: Underrated? Honestly wandering around in Target, which Target does not
Speaker 3: want me to do because they have locked everything up
Speaker 3: and it used to be like a nice experience. You guys,
Speaker 3: please be proud of me. I just let my prime,
Speaker 3: my Amazon Prime laps laps, so I'm I'm out of
Speaker 3: the club. But like, you can't go to Target and
Speaker 3: just like buy the stuff you need because everything is locked.
Speaker 3: They don't hire anyone anymore, so there's no one on
Speaker 3: the floor. So you press the button to get like
Speaker 3: or the buzzer to like get an employee to come out.
Speaker 3: No one shows up, So you just stand there for
Speaker 3: ten or fifteen minutes, right, and it's just like, what
Speaker 3: what are we what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: So I'm understaffing our stores and then you know, they
Speaker 1: have to deal with the consequences the people on the floor,
Speaker 1: not us, the people who make the decisions about how
Speaker 1: much to staff them. So to answer your question, you
Speaker 1: just answer. So that's just as a target target executive, like,
Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. It works out fucking great for
Speaker 1: us in our shareholders. Thank you for asking, No further answer.
Speaker 3: No further answers. Having Like, so there's three armed guards
Speaker 3: at my target specifically who just stand there. Ye, people
Speaker 3: are being paid. So that's like a couple hundred dollars
Speaker 3: an hour that they're paying this for this contract, right,
Speaker 3: Like not the employees aren't getting that obviously, the arm
Speaker 3: guards are not getting a couple of hundred dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: But like the contract, I get normal security because they're armed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly, So they're getting the.
Speaker 1: Company probably gets more. Whoever, employees.
Speaker 2: I actually make more for like unarmed security gigs. Right,
Speaker 2: But anyway, so they're spending money on armed security.
Speaker 3: Instead of on employees, and so there's no and so
Speaker 3: I'm just like what I don't I don't know what
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to do anymore. This is like part of
Speaker 3: my life for like over a decade, just like wandering
Speaker 3: around Target and it was like kind of pleasant, and
Speaker 3: now it's just like I don't Yeah, I miss it.
Speaker 3: We think you're stealing stuff. Get out, like okay, I
Speaker 3: just won't be here.
Speaker 2: But surely you've heard of the crime wave that's sweeping
Speaker 2: the nation.
Speaker 3: And I have heard of this crime wave. Yes, yes, I've.
Speaker 2: Noticed that it's down. Your visual down now it's down. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean that's if you look at the data.
Speaker 5: If you don't look at data.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, if you look at some of
Speaker 1: these is going wild.
Speaker 2: If you see some of the ship that Elon retweets,
Speaker 2: I would I wouldn't even go outside to get my newspaper.
Speaker 3: I know I haven't seen what he's retweeting because I'm not, But.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, it's just like that ship
Speaker 2: that like where people clearly who like don't actually live
Speaker 2: in any sort of like area where there's any sort
Speaker 2: of diversity or anything. They they whatever it goes viral
Speaker 2: on Twitter like and that's earth right.
Speaker 3: Now, ring cam footage. It's like, there's right, that's not
Speaker 3: that's not tip. Ringcam footage cannot be like that, we
Speaker 3: can we can't extrapolate anything from that. It's a one
Speaker 3: off situation.
Speaker 1: Like that everywhere by yeah. Yeah, it's like the everybody's
Speaker 1: like the drivers in Russia are fucking crazy, bro, and
Speaker 1: it's like, no, Russia just has that video. Yeah, dash
Speaker 1: Russia has a lot that every car needs to have
Speaker 1: a dash cam video and so or a dash dashcam camera.
Speaker 1: That's redundant. Every car needs to have a dash can
Speaker 1: so there, so they're getting every accident and you're just
Speaker 1: getting every single one of them pipes directly to you
Speaker 1: by the algorithm machine. The same shit is happening with
Speaker 1: crime in America and wind cams, and we're just people.
Speaker 1: Where was that ship?
Speaker 2: When I was playing basketball during nutrition in high school,
Speaker 2: I twisted this one kid up so bad with a crossover.
Speaker 2: There were no cameras, I know, but if there was,
Speaker 2: we could we could just zero in on that, and
Speaker 2: you would might you might think I had a good handle.
Speaker 2: I do not, Torri.
Speaker 1: What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: The seasonal Frosty's and like the limited time kind of.
Speaker 2: Oh, like a Wendy's frosty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the Wendy's Frosty's and like the limited time
Speaker 3: desserts that like McDonald's.
Speaker 1: I don't know what are they're not doing it for
Speaker 1: you this year or you just don't like them in concept.
Speaker 1: They really fell off.
Speaker 3: I don't They're just not good. Like so, I saw
Speaker 3: that they were doing the like salted caramel frosty and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I love salted caramel ice cream.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go check this out. It was atrocious, like
Speaker 3: not eatable. It's for it's for children, I think between
Speaker 3: the ages of eight and thirteen.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, it just taste like it's for children between the
Speaker 1: ages of eight and thirteen.
Speaker 3: That's because I have children between the ages of a.
Speaker 1: I fucking love it.
Speaker 3: Like and the Grimace shake. I'm like having to pick
Speaker 3: this up every day after soccer camp. Was like, I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm like, these are so bad.
Speaker 5: Shake.
Speaker 2: Did you try?
Speaker 3: It tasted blueberry ish to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was like a blueberry It was like
Speaker 1: a blueberry milkshake. It was like a mix between a
Speaker 1: blueberry smoothie and the milkshake. I actually kind of fucked
Speaker 1: with it. But I yeah, I've never seen a product
Speaker 1: look less interesting. Like the concept of a salty caramel
Speaker 1: smoothie or a salty caramel frosty could be good if
Speaker 1: you were like drizzling salted caramel on a regular frosty
Speaker 1: or something. This was just like a light a yellow frosty.
Speaker 1: It's like, why is it so yellow?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 1: It's weird, nasty.
Speaker 2: It looks like it was sweet if it's not fluorescent, right,
Speaker 2: fluorescent color?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a dull wet was into it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was super straight, like the color was not
Speaker 3: was very off putting. It sort of like if you
Speaker 3: blended a like a slice of pumpkin pie without the
Speaker 3: crust was sort of the color of mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was just way too sweet. There was
Speaker 1: no there was no.
Speaker 3: Salt involved, and it was I was just disappointed. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 3: this could be good.
Speaker 1: Do better. What do you think of the shamrock shake again?
Speaker 1: It's it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't I recognize as a objective, like out completely out
Speaker 1: of context. I would be like, why did you make
Speaker 1: a toothpaste milkshit like this? Is a bad idea, but
Speaker 1: in season, like I do have memories of being like this,
Speaker 1: this is magical, this is my Irish heritage, right, But
Speaker 1: you didn't become fully cynical then. I mean that was
Speaker 1: like high school. I had it in high school and
Speaker 1: I was just like the combination of like the green
Speaker 1: and you know, yeah combination made my eyes shamrock shake
Speaker 1: with McDonald's fries. Yeah, So I don't know, I I
Speaker 1: get it. I don't. The salted caramel frosty just was
Speaker 1: was a big whiff for me, just not even like
Speaker 1: I didn't try it, but just seeing the ads and
Speaker 1: they are all over like sports right now, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't didn't look that Goodain. Yeah, agamn pie based like
Speaker 1: a you know, pie based milkshakes the shakescheck does those
Speaker 1: really well? Like where you have like little chunk of
Speaker 1: like graham cracker.
Speaker 2: You got to have texture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about texture, like the when you're talking
Speaker 1: salted caramel like drizzle it drizzle it just a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely want to see. There's a local spot here
Speaker 3: in Portland called Burgerville and they do much better dessert
Speaker 3: type things than they have and their stuff is very seasonal,
Speaker 3: but it's it's all from like local spots, so they're
Speaker 3: like very intentional about that. Miles, when you were in
Speaker 3: Seattle and you went to Dix, I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, I gotta get Miles to Burgerville because if
Speaker 3: you like Dix, you're gonna love Burgerville.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, next time in Portland, I'll hit you up.
Speaker 3: Definitely. It's great. But their little desserts are great, and
Speaker 3: they'll do yeah, they'll do like you know, angel food
Speaker 3: cake in the in the summertime when strawberries are in season,
Speaker 3: so it'll be like a little angel food like cake
Speaker 3: shake things.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, what though they fucking oh yeah.
Speaker 3: We fuck with food and it's great.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, like even to the detriment of the business,
Speaker 2: like it'll be so specific like we might not last
Speaker 2: till next.
Speaker 1: Year, and we did it, but we is clear.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Shout out to the lower like
Speaker 2: property rental rates because I think that's it really enables
Speaker 2: that kind of entrepreneurship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we get a lot of like like food tourism,
Speaker 3: so people like fly up from like the Bay Area
Speaker 3: or come down from Seattle like for the weekend just
Speaker 3: to eat because we have, Like, there's a spot that's
Speaker 3: down the street from me. It's called em and it's time.
Speaker 2: It's the barbecue that that white barbecue smoke brisket curry,
Speaker 2: that white curry like life changing, so fucking good, so good.
Speaker 2: And they're and they're blended drinks too. Yeah, not mad
Speaker 2: at them.
Speaker 3: Huh. We have lots of good food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so much. Eam is like I always go to
Speaker 2: eat when I'm important.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's it's a must go to con if
Speaker 3: you haven't gone yet. The new Haitian restaurant.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: That's a good ship. This episode is amazing. You guys
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: talk about more culinary delights in Portland. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 2: I've been pretty open about how my feet are widening
Speaker 2: and hurting more. Therefore, I require a shoe that I
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Speaker 9: But that feels like a bit of an attack on
Speaker 9: me as a millennial to be like.
Speaker 2: And this one that's for daddy's, Well, it's kind of
Speaker 2: like an iconic sneaker.
Speaker 9: Either way, dads can wear them too if they want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess if you're sitting at the card table
Speaker 1: and you can't spot the dad shoe, you're the one
Speaker 1: wearing the dad shoes. As the old statement goes, are
Speaker 1: new balances dad shoes anymore? Are they two? Mainstream?
Speaker 2: I think new balances their mainstream, but I think they're
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, your dogs are gonna be barking now that
Speaker 2: you're on daddy duty.
Speaker 9: My man, you're gonna you're gonna want some maybe pre broken.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of pre broken in as just
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Speaker 9: We've done some of the work for you.
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Speaker 1: and We're back and real quick. Trump seems to be
Speaker 1: doing either either he's doing something intentionally with his hair
Speaker 1: that suggests that he is like kind of a changed
Speaker 1: person who doesn't who no longer gives a ship, who's
Speaker 1: just like, I'm fucking president, I don't.
Speaker 3: Care what i throw a breakup, you guys. This is
Speaker 3: how we know that.
Speaker 1: He's like, how do you guys like it? I got
Speaker 1: a curtain?
Speaker 2: Bangs happened.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: You know I've always wanted him, I've always, but I
Speaker 2: just figured I needed to change.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a new haircut.
Speaker 1: I can't tell if it, because like he's definitely been
Speaker 1: pictured like this while golfing and like wandering around mar
Speaker 1: Lago before. But is he like more consistently just rolling
Speaker 1: out with his hair like kind of slicked back.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, it's it's hard to know.
Speaker 2: It's it's fucking hard to know with this dude. Like
Speaker 2: half the time it's like an accident. Other times maybe
Speaker 2: Barren was like gassing him up. He's like, yeah, Dad,
Speaker 2: that ship looks fucking rizzed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have you have you heard of s curl?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, Anyway, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on.
Speaker 1: It's a sign of things to come.
Speaker 2: It slicked back though, or that's maybe more pushed back,
Speaker 2: doesn't it's blown back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well it looks like, yeah, it looks like he
Speaker 3: was out in a hurricane.
Speaker 2: And like Jon Voight like really like in really bad shape.
Speaker 1: Like he really looks a lot like a toad in
Speaker 1: this picture with just like kind of little hair on top. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's not great. I'm worried about our president. Guys. He
Speaker 1: looks like he's not Joe Biden him our president, not
Speaker 1: your president of the people. Yeah. I do wonder if
Speaker 1: we're just going to have two consecutive terms of brain meltage,
Speaker 1: Like is truck because we saw him on the trail, right,
Speaker 1: he's definitely on a downward trend. Biden was also heading
Speaker 1: into his but like, I just wonder how pronounced it's
Speaker 1: going to be because like the Biden fall off was
Speaker 1: pretty closely contained until the debate. You know, it was
Speaker 1: like he would he would say weird ship, he would
Speaker 1: like get lost on stage. Sometimes. I think we knew,
Speaker 1: I mean we knew a Trump is like not he's
Speaker 1: not going to have people around him who can you know,
Speaker 1: contain him or tell him shit, Like truly, nobody can
Speaker 1: tell this guy shit at this point. Yeah, and it'll
Speaker 1: be it'll be interesting to see if he just starts
Speaker 1: wandering mar Lago with like a golf shirt, hair pushed back, underpants,
Speaker 1: and that's like a.
Speaker 2: Preschooler addressing themselves for some shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, does anyone know where Laurah Lumer is? Second question?
Speaker 1: That's where he's just walking out of a from a meeting,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, meeting.
Speaker 2: During my illness, I had the most intense dream about
Speaker 2: Laura Lumer.
Speaker 1: And that's how you know you were on death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I knew I was fucked up off
Speaker 2: these I don't know what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 2: I remember going, I was like walking to this house
Speaker 2: and I heard someone crying. I opened a door and
Speaker 2: Laura Lumor was laying down like you know, like a
Speaker 2: bedroom and she was surrounded this is how vivid it
Speaker 2: was by these little baby like black widow spiders like
Speaker 2: they had like basically cocoon dam around And I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: what the like as if she had been laying there
Speaker 2: for years, you know what I mean? The spiders like
Speaker 2: fucking we live around you now. And then I was like,
Speaker 2: excuse me this lady, and it was Laura Lumer like,
Speaker 2: oh shit. She was like, oh my's like, what's going on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, man, thing's going on?
Speaker 1: Go back to I remember.
Speaker 2: I remember I told Hi, I'm like, maybe you should
Speaker 2: just like not be so hateful as ship. That might
Speaker 2: just help you out. Look, that's my one piece of advice.
Speaker 2: And she said this is how this is how it was.
Speaker 2: She goes, that is such a good point. See, it's
Speaker 2: the brown people that aren't virgins that have good things
Speaker 2: to say. And I was like, yo, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is And I said and I slammed the fucking.
Speaker 1: Door on her and I kept it moving. Wow, And
Speaker 1: I remember it was more mad Geist than me. Man,
Speaker 1: I do not dream about these people. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was almost, but it was just so weird.
Speaker 2: I was like what the fuck. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm like, go chill with your fucking black widow spiders.
Speaker 2: And then I got mad at myself for even talking
Speaker 2: to Laura Lumer in the dream.
Speaker 1: I like this, she was gassing you up a little bit,
Speaker 1: like this guy. Fucks.
Speaker 2: It's so weird take, I know, but it still had
Speaker 2: to be like this backhanded like racist there.
Speaker 1: And racism, but also being like see, I can tell you,
Speaker 1: and that's why I want you as part of my team.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about Gates real quick. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: the last few months, it sounded like the House Ethics
Speaker 1: Committee was not going to release the Matt Gates Report,
Speaker 1: the one that got him basically, you know, shit canned
Speaker 1: from being Attorney General just based on you know, party
Speaker 1: line votes, and you know, everybody cocooning around being like.
Speaker 2: We got detecked. Marthorie Taylor Green she was like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: you want him, all of us, And you're like, what, yes.
Speaker 1: It that one of the stranger flexes where she's like Republicans,
Speaker 1: my fellow Republicans, if you out him, I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell everyone what awful perverted shit you all do. Is
Speaker 1: this thing on? Wait? Is this thing? Am I talking
Speaker 1: into a microphone? Oh shit? Yeah? But anyways, it now
Speaker 1: seems like the report will be released before Congress goes
Speaker 1: on their holiday break, after they voted in secret earlier
Speaker 1: this month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so CNN or I think CNN maybe did the
Speaker 2: first reporting to like, hey, they just they did a
Speaker 2: secret vote and it's dropping. And I think the surprising
Speaker 2: thing here is like you're saying, jack, like, based on
Speaker 2: party line votes, they were blocking this ship. But now
Speaker 2: sounds like a few Republicans are like, man, fuck it,
Speaker 2: bro let this dickhead get his and have switched sided
Speaker 2: with the Democrats and they had the votes to release it.
Speaker 2: Gates's response to the news is holy shit. Ye very normal,
Speaker 2: very normal behavior, very normal behavior. So this is just
Speaker 2: based on him hearing that the ethics report is going
Speaker 2: to be announced, He said the Biden guard. This is
Speaker 2: from his Twitter because now they let you post like
Speaker 2: seven thousand words. He basically said, I was charged with nothing,
Speaker 2: fully exonerated. First of all, you weren't charging it because
Speaker 2: they were investigating you. That doesn't mean you were exonerated.
Speaker 2: So let's let's put it.
Speaker 1: It's just a lie.
Speaker 2: No, I mean yet I get I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like Schrodinger's like Ethics report basically not even a
Speaker 2: campaign finance violation, and the people investigating investigating.
Speaker 1: Me hated me there, I like the big denial and
Speaker 1: then picking a very specific thing and being like, I
Speaker 1: didn't even do that thing. I wasn't being investigated for.
Speaker 2: Then the very quote witnesses jan DJ deemed not credible
Speaker 2: were assembled by House Ethics to repeat their claims absent
Speaker 2: any cross examination or challenge for me or my attorneys.
Speaker 2: I've had no chance to ever confront any accusers. I've
Speaker 2: never been charged, I've never been sued. Instead, how House
Speaker 2: Ethics will reportedly post to report online that I have
Speaker 2: no opportunity to debate or Rebut as a former member
Speaker 2: of the body.
Speaker 1: In my single this is where it gets wild in
Speaker 1: my single days, This is where the background changes. Like
Speaker 1: so that part was like, you know, like very serious music,
Speaker 1: and then this party like kind of changes to like
Speaker 1: a fun party vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Now you can kind of hear like something
Speaker 2: in the background, like.
Speaker 6: All right, So first up, in my single days, I
Speaker 6: often set funds to women I dated, even some I
Speaker 6: never dated, but who asked I dated several of these
Speaker 6: women for years.
Speaker 1: I never had sexual contact with someone under eighteen. Any
Speaker 1: claim that.
Speaker 6: I have would be destroyed in court, which is why
Speaker 6: no such claim has ever been made in court.
Speaker 2: My thirties we're an era of working very hard, oh
Speaker 2: and playing hard too. It's embarrassing, though not criminal. I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna end that there. It's embarrassing, though not criminal,
Speaker 2: that I probably partied, woman eyed, drank, and smoked more
Speaker 2: than I should have earlier in life. I live a
Speaker 2: different life now. And then the last part, but at
Speaker 2: least I didn't vote for CRS that fuck over the country.
Speaker 2: That's it the end.
Speaker 1: CRS is like something no.
Speaker 2: Continuing continuing resolution. Oh is a CR. That's like basically
Speaker 2: they're voting for to avert the government. He's just talking
Speaker 2: about a stupid thing, to avert a go. He's basically
Speaker 2: saying like, Oh, at least I didn't vote to a
Speaker 2: vertic government shut down, is what he's saying. Because it's
Speaker 2: like the hyper maga take on what Speaker Johnson is
Speaker 2: trying to do to avoid a shutdown. Oh wow, he's
Speaker 2: just flexing really hyper maga cred at the end, which
Speaker 2: is so weird. Again, I like, he said, oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: I partied like a fucking child sex trafficker. I said,
Speaker 2: like one, okay, that doesn't mean I am one. And
Speaker 2: then at the end, it's really tearing telling when you
Speaker 2: end it for like, at least I didn't vote for Like, dude,
Speaker 2: when you say at least I blah blah blah as
Speaker 2: a rebuttal to someone's accusations, that's your and then you
Speaker 2: pivot to what about ism and you.
Speaker 1: Want to children knows this move of at least I'm
Speaker 1: at least I didn't steal the fucking cookie. And it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that's not what we were talking about. So you just
Speaker 1: admitted to the thing that you were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that we were talking about. He's I'm not crying.
Speaker 2: At least I didn't pee my pants, like and you're like, wait,
Speaker 2: so you are crying.
Speaker 3: But pants, Yeah, it's it's normal. He's Matt Gates is
Speaker 3: so unwell, Like seriously, first of all, I just have
Speaker 3: to say, who goes to their cosmetic surgeon's office and
Speaker 3: is like, you know what, give me the Charlie Kirk,
Speaker 3: I need that, like big head, small face energy.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: It's so strange.
Speaker 5: To me that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're it's he keeps doing it, but but
Speaker 3: you know, more serious.
Speaker 1: Take my face off and shrink.
Speaker 2: And then put it back off, but also make make
Speaker 2: my eyebrows look like the make evil McDonald's arches, like
Speaker 2: makes my eyebrows with Mike Jack Nicholson's and the McDonald's
Speaker 2: eye arches.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's just like you have poor judgment in
Speaker 3: every area of your life. Who you party with, your
Speaker 3: black six surgeon. The fact that you're like in congress,
Speaker 3: well he's not anymore, which is kind of amazing. Is
Speaker 3: that a small miracle?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: He's not in Congress right now? But like, yeah, the
Speaker 3: pivot at the I don't know. It kind of reminded
Speaker 3: me of the thing that jay Z wrote the other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, one red cent.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, who are you red scent? What do
Speaker 2: you about to call the pinkertons on someone break a
Speaker 2: railroad strike or something? They won't get one red scent
Speaker 2: out of me?
Speaker 3: That was that was literally the first thing I thought.
Speaker 3: It was just like, oh my god, this is like
Speaker 3: jay Z could have written this thing. He's like, I
Speaker 3: didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2: I didn't have that on my bingo card for Matt Gates.
Speaker 2: Uh but yeah, I think for a lot of people,
Speaker 2: you know, like that, anyone's like it might be a
Speaker 2: big nothing burger. Let's remind ourselves of what would even
Speaker 2: be in said report. So again, according to the committee,
Speaker 2: the report contains its findings regarding allegations that Gates had
Speaker 2: quote engaged in sexual misconduct and or illict hid drug use,
Speaker 2: shared inappropriate images or videos on the House floor, misused
Speaker 2: state identification records, converted campaign funds to personal use, and
Speaker 2: or accepted a bribe, improper gratuity, or impermissible gift. Again,
Speaker 2: all in violation of House rulds. So you think he
Speaker 2: resigns suddenly out of nowhere if that report says we
Speaker 2: couldn't find anything that remotely looks like the allegation, the.
Speaker 3: Report exonerated him. So that's why he resigned.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Clearly the entire administration made up of sexual predators, was
Speaker 1: like a little rich, little spicy for our blood, yo, chip.
Speaker 1: Probably let's get that.
Speaker 3: He should have put in the Trump like it was
Speaker 3: a perfect report and it doesn't need and it just
Speaker 3: needs to go away, like I did nothing wrong.
Speaker 2: It was a perfect yeah, but he has no he
Speaker 2: has no like political capital to do that. So it
Speaker 2: just has to be like, well if he citedn't the
Speaker 2: country what it's like?
Speaker 3: Not related?
Speaker 2: Guy, Go do your reservoir dogs cosplay for your fucking
Speaker 2: marketing shoot for your new NEWSMAC show. He'll be fine
Speaker 2: because you all get to fail upward into heaven, failing
Speaker 2: upward to heaven.
Speaker 1: Amen, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
Speaker 1: and talk about bad Christmas songs.
Speaker 5: We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, and so let's talk about Jam's story here
Speaker 1: real quick.
Speaker 2: Jam, we're not doing First of all, Jam, James, the
Speaker 2: best Jam is so good. We love this because your
Speaker 2: personality has shown amazingly in this piece and it brings
Speaker 2: up now it's become a meta story because.
Speaker 1: And this is also jam writing for the Zeit guys.
Speaker 1: The Zeit guys generally does not like this song. It
Speaker 1: is no it was just a piece of received wisdom,
Speaker 1: like as I was growing up that well, the worst
Speaker 1: Christmas song is the Paul McCartney one and the really
Speaker 1: shitty do they know It's Christmas?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so but this one I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like weird, it doesn't really feel like Christmas, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like got like synths and stuff. And then as
Speaker 1: a as an adult man, I met somebody who opened
Speaker 1: my mind. Miles Gray was like, actually I kind of
Speaker 1: fuck with the syn name and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like why I don't need to hate this song. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hear it all the time, Like why not just
Speaker 1: appreciate that there is a Christmas song that has like
Speaker 1: synths that are clearly being played by people who just
Speaker 1: found out about synths and are just like, whoa, this
Speaker 1: is fucking crazy, weird sound that makes. And yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's kind of my journey with this song. So jam
Speaker 1: has had a different journey. The hook of the story
Speaker 1: is that in twenty twenty one, there was a poll
Speaker 1: that found that Americans really like their least favorite Christmas
Speaker 1: songs are Santa Baby and I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: So basically any song about wanting to fuck Santa with.
Speaker 2: The wrong take. Yeah, everyone's horny for Santa. We all
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's horny with Santa. Everyone's horny for Santa. It
Speaker 1: is like, I think those have the same issue as
Speaker 1: the McCartney song they are they are a tonal shift
Speaker 1: like it's like you have these like you know, cheery
Speaker 1: sleigh bell like things that are just about like sitting
Speaker 1: by a fire.
Speaker 2: You know, h white Christmas.
Speaker 1: And then there is there is these two songs that
Speaker 1: are like they sound different. Santa Baby Like is audibly horny,
Speaker 1: like the vocals are like the vocal the voice of
Speaker 1: somebody who is like desperate to fuck pretty nearly. And
Speaker 1: then I saw Mommy Chris becausing Santa Claus is like
Speaker 1: a little it's just like the way it's played in
Speaker 1: Like the most popular one is like I saw it's
Speaker 1: like a child watching their mom about to get blown out,
Speaker 1: you know, and like that's that's just like a little
Speaker 1: I can I can understand why people like pump the
Speaker 1: brakes on that and are like maybe not that one.
Speaker 1: I also think those songs are fine. So really the
Speaker 1: whole Paul McCartney rant I think is in retribution for
Speaker 1: the UK this year naming Mariah carries All I Want
Speaker 1: for Christmas is You as the holiday song they don't
Speaker 1: want to hear. Ever, again, that is just not that's incorrect.
Speaker 2: That's how wars start Kingdom.
Speaker 3: Been wrong, He's been very wrong before. It just goes
Speaker 3: on the list.
Speaker 2: They don't like our domination. Oh interesting, jealous of our
Speaker 2: global domination? Are you United Kingdom? It used to be you,
Speaker 2: we know, but now it's us. Now it's us.
Speaker 3: We're not bitter.
Speaker 1: So then JM writes, which is especially galling considering that
Speaker 1: one of their countrymen recorded the actual worst Christmas song.
Speaker 1: I just I want you guys to know that Jam
Speaker 1: never writes and never like puts opinion in his pieces.
Speaker 1: It's always just like news joke, news joke, right, right right.
Speaker 1: But he couldn't couldn't hold himself back this time, Cook, JM. Cook,
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time is just a goddamn nightmare
Speaker 1: of a recording consistently ranking as one of people's least
Speaker 1: favorite Christmas songs, if not the very worst. And then
Speaker 1: he quotes an article by ass Squire that says, this
Speaker 1: is the Beatles of terrible Christmas songs. It's a love
Speaker 1: song between a middle aged man and the new Cassio
Speaker 1: keyboard he got in his stocking. That's scathing, That is
Speaker 1: kind of scathing. I don't I don't know, we went
Speaker 1: and watched the video, and the video at first seems
Speaker 1: seems like it was made by people who hadn't heard
Speaker 1: the song, because like for a lot of it, it
Speaker 1: like the first maybe forty percent of it, it looks
Speaker 1: like they're doing a pub song. There's people with like
Speaker 1: upbrand basses and like acoustic guitars and like they're all
Speaker 1: just like it's it sounds like they think this song
Speaker 1: is going to sound like a party, you know, and
Speaker 1: it does not. It sounds sounds weird. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you're it's being recorded in the phantom zone like from Superman,
Speaker 1: you know, Like it's just it feels like it's being
Speaker 1: recorded in the void of space on a moon made
Speaker 1: of cocaine.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, absolutely, Again, I think everyone brings their own thing
Speaker 2: into why it irks them. I and I grew up
Speaker 2: always here and people be like, dude, this is the
Speaker 2: worst fucking song. It's the worst fucking song. But as
Speaker 2: a kid, like whenever, I don't know, I always thought
Speaker 2: it was fine. Like I was like, yeah, whatever, I
Speaker 2: like this sense, And especially when it goes ban Bank
Speaker 2: bang Brown down ground, bring down, clown down gun kunk
Speaker 2: like that far, I'm like, yo, that's fucking art, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's art. Now you've now Paul McCartney's doing something. Let
Speaker 2: me just work a couple things out here real quick.
Speaker 2: What if I just mash this chord a bunch. I
Speaker 2: think it's this part right here, all right, that's all
Speaker 2: we can do before we get sued but back. But
Speaker 2: it does fuck with that heavy.
Speaker 1: It does really have the energy, and it was like
Speaker 1: as synths we're being recorded. I think it came out
Speaker 1: in seventy nine, and it feels like you're watching somebody
Speaker 1: like pink bin bin punk punk punk and then like
Speaker 1: kind of get like a little used to it and
Speaker 1: start like fucking with it. Like right, you're hearing the
Speaker 1: synthesizer be invented on this song. Uh Jam also says
Speaker 1: how is it possible that Literal Beatle pen to the
Speaker 1: crappiest Christmas song of all time? I will say there
Speaker 1: are plenty of songs in their catalog that are essentially
Speaker 1: children's songs. I think they're mostly written by Paul McCartney,
Speaker 1: and they're essentially like like oh bla dy obla da
Speaker 1: is like a pretty bad, like objectively like annoying song
Speaker 1: like to like I think it's been ranked on lists
Speaker 1: like that a lot. Yeah like their music, A lot
Speaker 1: of his McCartney songs, like what when you know my
Speaker 1: kids were in the I just like Christmas or I
Speaker 1: just like children's songs phase of their development, like when
Speaker 1: they're like three. The like Paul McCartney songs fit right
Speaker 1: in there, like a lot of them, at least his garden,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if that's written by that, that
Speaker 1: might be ringo, but yeah, like they have like some
Speaker 1: kids boppy songs, so like that, I wouldn't say that
Speaker 1: it would be weird for them to have like a
Speaker 1: weird Christmas song that is kind of a lot.
Speaker 2: Of people think is an What's interesting about this song
Speaker 2: is people don't like it. Everyone hates it for their
Speaker 2: own reasons. I know people who don't like it because
Speaker 2: they deify Paul McCartney and they're like, this is so
Speaker 2: beneath Paul McCartney, Like I don't even like to acknowledge
Speaker 2: that this is a fucking track he made because it's
Speaker 2: so fucking bad. Other people like it's annoying, it sounds stupid.
Speaker 2: We were listening to before and I remember when Tory
Speaker 2: came on the Zoom call. I was like, let me
Speaker 2: just do a vibe check. I'm gonna play the song
Speaker 2: and then just ask Tory. You know, once you realized
Speaker 2: what's going on though, Tory, what do you think of
Speaker 2: the song? And you said, oh, and I say save
Speaker 2: it for the recording. Cory, what tell me about your
Speaker 2: experience with this song? Where are you at with Paul
Speaker 2: McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time?
Speaker 3: You know, it's not that I hate it, It's just
Speaker 3: that I worked at the Gap for several years and
Speaker 3: they had their little Christmas music track that they would
Speaker 3: play from like Black Friday through New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: I worked in retelling about that. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3: Two and a half hours long, and I'm out there
Speaker 3: working like eight nine hour shifts right multiple times a week,
Speaker 3: and it was just like, yet, every single song on
Speaker 3: that track I just don't like and they were all
Speaker 3: like it kind of sucked because they were all like
Speaker 3: secular songs. So like, I feel like now all I
Speaker 3: have left is like the like religious.
Speaker 2: Christmas songs, Yeah, like Herald Angels, which are all.
Speaker 3: Very problematic and like anti Semitics, So I'm not really
Speaker 3: like they're like you're a frequency, You're like because of frequency.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I'm just like, okay, I don't love.
Speaker 1: This one has a frequency issue in that it's simply
Speaker 1: having a wonderful Christmas time seventeen times seventeen fucking times,
Speaker 1: which is but that's not.
Speaker 3: How kids talk either, which I think is funny because
Speaker 3: it does have kind of like a kid's song feel
Speaker 3: to it, But then kids never say I'm simply having
Speaker 3: a wonderful Christmas.
Speaker 1: Time like this, simply having it has a it's a
Speaker 1: small world vibes, like that's what Justin was saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm asking producer Justin like why
Speaker 2: it's annoying to him, and he goes, it makes me
Speaker 2: think of I'm out shop doing Christmas shopping and it's
Speaker 2: always playing and I'm always just hearing the chorus and
Speaker 2: it's just like it's like simply having it's it's grading.
Speaker 2: The chorus was grading to him, And I get that
Speaker 2: because I physically have to move like a fucked up
Speaker 2: robot when I sing it, because that's what it feels like.
Speaker 2: I can't just still have my next still and be
Speaker 2: like simply I gotta be like simply having it's got.
Speaker 1: That energy turning to an animatronic child. Yeah, having wonderful
Speaker 1: Chris Well, so, uh, somebody who buy the name of
Speaker 1: Ryan George. D Ryan George on Twitter suggests that Paul
Speaker 1: McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time is about friends practicing witchcraft but
Speaker 1: then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play
Speaker 1: it cool. And so when you look at the lyrics,
Speaker 1: the moon is right, the spirit's up, we're here tonight
Speaker 1: and that's enough wonderful like that.
Speaker 2: You're like.
Speaker 1: The pizza are ready. Yeah, we're not. We're not. We're not,
Speaker 1: we're not.
Speaker 2: We're not trying to conjure man all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the vibe definitely shifts and it like feels
Speaker 1: insistent in a way that even whoever is performing the
Speaker 1: song like doesn't really believe simply have like if I
Speaker 1: just say this enough, it'll all be over. And then
Speaker 1: the video like so at first it's like for a
Speaker 1: different song, but then it starts messing around with like
Speaker 1: what I guess, the the visual you know, industrial light,
Speaker 1: magic equipal line of like you know, the synth, it's
Speaker 1: like very early shitty special effects where like wait, things
Speaker 1: start flying through the air. Yeah, it's pretty wild, it's
Speaker 1: pretty It gets pretty cochy at a certain point.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what that's I think. That's the other
Speaker 2: thing I appreciate is like, this feels like Paul McCartney's like,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about any of y'all say
Speaker 2: y'all don't like it the Wings is over because this
Speaker 2: shit came out after the last Wings album. And also
Speaker 2: Paul McCartney is like the only person listed as personnel
Speaker 2: this track, so he did it all all goals, keyboards, synthesizers, guitars, bassed, drums, percussion,
Speaker 2: and jingle bells all Paul McCartney. So it feels like
Speaker 2: he's like, you guys, don't believe in me. Watch this
Speaker 2: shit and then you get this track. It sounds like
Speaker 2: he makes around at least four hundred thousand dollars a
Speaker 2: year from all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: But the like, yeah, the video is just yeah, the
Speaker 3: video feels like it's for It looks like you're watching
Speaker 3: people kind of like not a rager, but like having
Speaker 3: a pretty intense time at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like it was shot over the course
Speaker 1: of It's like wrong and two nights where nobody slept
Speaker 1: in between the two and everybody was just drinking and
Speaker 1: doing cocaine the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's which is like it's sort of fun
Speaker 3: to watch they're weird, Like it's it is kind of
Speaker 3: fun to look back on people's like, oh, you were
Speaker 3: like tripping and this is what you came up with. Okay,
Speaker 3: But then it doesn't the energy doesn't match the song,
Speaker 3: which feels to me pretty fucking chill. Yeah, it's just like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, we're just like bopping along right like animatronic children.
Speaker 3: And then you guys are like there's a lot, there's
Speaker 3: a lot of blow, like you probably spent at least
Speaker 3: as much on cocaine as you did on the video production.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there a song?
Speaker 2: Because with music though too generally like I don't really
Speaker 2: I don't get I get angry when people do like
Speaker 2: the fifty greatest hip hop albums of all time, then
Speaker 2: I lose my mind and I don't know what's objective anymore.
Speaker 1: And they put most songs on that number one, number one,
Speaker 1: the number two, a qumin I number one.
Speaker 2: But like I like so when people talk about hating
Speaker 2: the song, it never really bothered me because I'm like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: Like I don't fucking I don't fuck with a lot
Speaker 2: of music because it just doesn't reach me in a
Speaker 2: certain way. But then I do try and think, is
Speaker 2: there a song I really don't like when it comes
Speaker 2: to Christmas? I don't know. Do you actually do any
Speaker 2: of you have a song that you absolutely fucking hate
Speaker 2: hearing during Christmas time? Like you will be like, dude,
Speaker 2: please turn this shit off. Whether it's through sheer repetition
Speaker 2: that has caused you to slowly go through like a
Speaker 2: like a you know, torture chamber sort of experience, or
Speaker 2: because just artistically you cannot abide.
Speaker 3: I'm good at tuning stuff out, I'll say, I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's like I've built.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just again I've learned.
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't have hearing aids, but I
Speaker 3: still just like turn it down to zero and just
Speaker 3: like keep going about my business. Right, But like, there
Speaker 3: is there is one song and I have not been
Speaker 3: able to find it, But there is one Christmas song
Speaker 3: that I do actually hate. I can't I've looked for
Speaker 3: it with the lyrics I can remember, nothing comes up.
Speaker 3: I've looked at probably a couple dozen worst Christmas songs lists,
Speaker 3: can't find it. So I'm like, maybe I just made
Speaker 3: that shit up, but it was on the Gap Christmas track.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's the one someone Christmas song I hate.
Speaker 3: I've never heard it anywhere but there I can't find
Speaker 3: it on the internet, so like, maybe sing it now.
Speaker 3: I like, it's been so long at this point, I
Speaker 3: don't even know what the lyrics are. I just like
Speaker 3: this random poppy. Let me think about it. But Jack,
Speaker 3: why don't you answer the question? See if I'm falling up.
Speaker 1: Of the song? So, like the band aid do they
Speaker 1: know it's Christmas? Is like just all time shitty. The
Speaker 1: song's not good. The lyrical content is like offensive, that's
Speaker 1: kind of I think that's the go to, and it
Speaker 1: like does just thoroughly suck in all the different ways
Speaker 1: that a song can suck. I don't think any cool
Speaker 1: person could come to me and be like, actually, when
Speaker 1: you listen to the chord progression, I'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll give it another shot, Like I think that song
Speaker 1: fucking sucks. So we have a holiday like White Elephant
Speaker 1: Gift Exchange, and I was asking people for their favorite
Speaker 1: Christmas songs so I could like put together a playlist,
Speaker 1: and one of the producers suggested this Kinks song, Father Christmas,
Speaker 1: Father Christmas, give us some money, don't mess around with
Speaker 1: those silly little and I like added it to my
Speaker 1: own Christmas list because like this person has like pretty
Speaker 1: good taste of music, and I just like had it
Speaker 1: on there for a year and I was like, I
Speaker 1: fucking hate this song. They really hate everything about this song.
Speaker 1: It's like the lyrics are like when I was small,
Speaker 1: I believed in Santa Claus though I knew it was
Speaker 1: my dad. It's like, hey, hey, what the fuck? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, they're like.
Speaker 2: Chill out and like all smoking outside of a bar
Speaker 2: telling you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's just like they're not being like I guess
Speaker 1: they're like trying to be like punk rock, but it
Speaker 1: feels like kind of like spoiled shitty kids. Like maybe
Speaker 1: it's satire, but it's just kind of a I don't know,
Speaker 1: not a huge fan of that one. I'd say that's
Speaker 1: the one that the holiday just like it's first of all,
Speaker 1: you're ruining the Santa Claus lie that I tell my kids.
Speaker 1: For me, I'm the one who tells.
Speaker 2: The first the first verse.
Speaker 1: Your kids are like dad, yeah, small yeah. And then
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just like it.
Speaker 1: Just the song itself kind of sucks for me. I know,
Speaker 1: it's like a lot I like the Kinks, like a
Speaker 1: lot of their songs that one doesn't really for.
Speaker 2: The defend they have people hopefully are level headed enough
Speaker 2: to know that music is a very subjective thing. Tory,
Speaker 2: do you did you figure out what the melody was?
Speaker 3: Nope, It's like I'm getting like little pieces of it.
Speaker 3: It's coming back, very rebuilding.
Speaker 2: Sorry to take you back there.
Speaker 1: Do you guys do gift rapping? Did you gift rapping?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna d m you when I remember it, and
Speaker 3: it's just gonna be me humming soon off key.
Speaker 2: My favorite challenge, my favorite challenge.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna, yeah, I will. I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2: I think I do have one song actually this year
Speaker 2: that I have skipped multiple times because I'll play a
Speaker 2: playlist for the guy's child that that's like kids stuff
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, Mary, did you know by the Pentatonic?
Speaker 1: Did you know? Yeah? Here's so and it's so earnest
Speaker 1: and like churchy, and you feel like they're about to
Speaker 1: sit you down and tell you why Santa Claus is
Speaker 1: and like not should not be part of your Christmas syl.
Speaker 2: My am I back the baggage I bring to listen
Speaker 2: because it's all about where you're coming from is. I
Speaker 2: was subjected to that song for many years, going to
Speaker 2: like a Lutheran en through eighth grade, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Dude, I hate this one.
Speaker 2: Like I'd rather do Hark the Herald Angels sing than
Speaker 2: fucking marry digit because it felt like so weird. I
Speaker 2: felt like we were singing like a ballad to me,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, that is a great pick.
Speaker 1: That is the worst Christmas song. That's that's my new answer.
Speaker 3: Was discourse about this the other day were people uh huh,
Speaker 3: because people were like it's bad, but it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: But then there was like this pushback of like you,
Speaker 3: They're like you don't get to decide whether or not
Speaker 3: it's like anti feminists.
Speaker 1: Because you're a man.
Speaker 3: And it's like yeah, because the discourse on Twitter for
Speaker 3: several years was like this really condescending. Obviously Mary fucking knew,
Speaker 3: Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Obviously obviously God whispered to her.
Speaker 3: And like backlash to the backlash. It's been a journey
Speaker 3: for Mary. Did you know for sure? But I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't love it. It's it's just annoying.
Speaker 2: We got it, so, yeah, it got There's so many,
Speaker 2: so many Bible songs i'll ride with. I'm like they're
Speaker 2: stuck in my brain or whatever. But Mary, did you
Speaker 2: know when I hear it, I'm like, this isn't the
Speaker 2: vibe for me right now. I need I need some
Speaker 2: corny not like I don't like it feels like suddenly
Speaker 2: like my teacher was like, everyone, it's time to sing
Speaker 2: our like our Bible song.
Speaker 1: Now, Mary, did you know sucks so bad? I'm like
Speaker 1: getting angry just like reading the lyrics now, like the
Speaker 1: fuck you. Yeah, it just feels like a tone again,
Speaker 1: a tonal shift like that in the same way that
Speaker 1: I think the thing that people object to about like
Speaker 1: Santa Baby, the Paul McCartney one and this one, is
Speaker 1: that it's like a tonal shift instead of like I
Speaker 1: feel like the person who's singing the Christmas music should
Speaker 1: always sound like happy and a little bit drunk, and
Speaker 1: like this one just sounds like they are at church.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It feels like to get you to like feel bad
Speaker 1: about the fact that you didn't go to church enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's It's the song equivalent of having an intervention
Speaker 2: suddenly with your family and they're like, why aren't you
Speaker 2: going to church anymore? And I'm like what.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking problematic when you think about it from
Speaker 3: the from the angle of like, well, Mary couldn't really
Speaker 3: consent because like God, the Father is a deity and
Speaker 3: she's a fucking child. So then it's like, oh, you
Speaker 3: have to start thinking about it from that perspective. It's
Speaker 3: just like yuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but here's the thing in it. She
Speaker 1: was into it. Oh my god, wearing that day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you imagine like if you bring that thing up,
Speaker 2: they're like, actually Mary was asking Jesus or God to
Speaker 2: put a baby in her if you just if you
Speaker 2: listen close. But yeah, the lyrics are very like Okay,
Speaker 2: I know this guy, this sky man, knocked you up,
Speaker 2: But did you know that your baby boy would save
Speaker 2: our sons and daughters? Okay? And would walk on water? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And worder do rhymes? They do have a.
Speaker 2: Walk on water?
Speaker 1: Mary? Did you know?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Mary, did you know? Did you know your son's gonna
Speaker 1: walk on water?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool Mary. Yeah, I just gotta say it's
Speaker 1: kind of cool. Hey, come on down, Galilee, check it out.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, all right, I think we I'm really happy
Speaker 1: with that segment because I do think we landed on
Speaker 1: the worst Christmas song. Yeah, well done.
Speaker 2: And again it's all subjectives that gang I would love
Speaker 2: to hear. That's fine, that's the law. But also Zi Gang,
Speaker 2: I would love to hear if you're I know I
Speaker 2: always say zyching let me know. But if you do
Speaker 2: tell me a song that you hate, you please add
Speaker 2: to specific context and baggage that you brought to the
Speaker 2: song that makes you hate it.
Speaker 1: Tell us before tomorrow, because we have one more recording
Speaker 1: tomorrow that's just going to be a long Trends episode.
Speaker 1: Hit us up and we'll we'll talk it out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Otherwise let us know, we will not want to talk
Speaker 1: about it after the new year.
Speaker 2: So hit us up.
Speaker 1: Oh, actually hit us up today this Yeah, yeah, right now,
Speaker 1: right now. If you're driving, I don't care, No, that's
Speaker 1: not true.
Speaker 9: Yeah, pull over, pull.
Speaker 2: Over, pull over and do it though, all right at
Speaker 2: your hazard's on Tory.
Speaker 1: What a pleasure having you on the daily Seitgeist. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you? All that good stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can check out my podcast, White Homework having
Speaker 3: propaganda on this week, so anybody wants to pop over
Speaker 3: and listen. We're talking about building community, caring for the environment,
Speaker 3: making better choices, all those important things.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: And he's just yeah, been me really sane right now
Speaker 3: because I appreciate how calm and reasonable he is in
Speaker 3: the face of Trump and authoritarianism and fascism. So yeah,
Speaker 3: White Homework. Anywhere you get your podcasts, you can check
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Speaker 3: but that's what it is for now, And you can
Speaker 3: find me on Instagram at White Homework.
Speaker 1: All right, and is there work a media that you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying?
Speaker 3: So elon Musk's mother, I'm sure you saw was on
Speaker 3: Fox talking about how people need to make more babies
Speaker 3: and whatever and instead of going out for pizza and
Speaker 3: a movie, they need to procreate more because like you know, when.
Speaker 2: She either for a piece, not even that, it was like,
Speaker 2: just have a baby. I don't care if you can't
Speaker 2: afford to fucking do anything anymore, like go to a movie,
Speaker 2: fuck and make a baby. So we have more smurfs
Speaker 2: to run the machine. Yeah, and this is like, really,
Speaker 2: Musk's mother is a character that I after, Oh yeah
Speaker 2: she's been for a minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah she has, she has anyway. But I was
Speaker 3: I was really appreciating what everybody I was really appreciating
Speaker 3: what everybody was saying and trolling her. My particular troll was,
Speaker 3: you guys, stop what you're doing. The ghost of apartheid
Speaker 3: past has an opinion. So I was like, I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't stand her. But yeah, he needs a little
Speaker 3: worker bee, So please, if you're not busy, go appropriate.
Speaker 1: Busy tis the season.
Speaker 2: Most people get pregnant in the air, I think because
Speaker 2: she's talking directly to like she's looking at the polling
Speaker 2: as to why younger people aren't having kids, like there's
Speaker 2: no money to support. It's like, you don't need Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Yeah, I live in an apartment. Sure it
Speaker 2: was a penthouse off fifth A or whatever, and.
Speaker 1: I was a building.
Speaker 3: She's like, there was a view of a garage. It
Speaker 3: was so ugly, and I'm like that's okay, Like it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter that my father in law owned half an
Speaker 3: Emerald mine.
Speaker 1: We were poor. Yeah, Miles, where can people find you
Speaker 1: as their working media? You've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you can find me at Miles of Gray
Speaker 2: wherever there's at symbols blue Sky included especially Blue Sky
Speaker 2: uh and also find Jacket on the basketball podcasts of
Speaker 2: Jacket Man Boost. Please find me on four to twenty
Speaker 2: Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra the k Ones. Let's see,
Speaker 2: do you I have a piece of media? Na, I've
Speaker 2: just I do. Watch Surviving Christmas.
Speaker 1: Please watch.
Speaker 2: Ye, it's so fucking bad and bizarre because I feel
Speaker 2: like most if you saw it, fine, but the James
Speaker 2: Gandel Feeni uh, Ben Affleck, Catherine O'Hara Christmas Comedy with
Speaker 2: Christina Applegate, it's it's so confusing, but again worth watching
Speaker 2: because you can't believe, like how they've got these actors
Speaker 2: together and it makes zero sense. So anyway, that's my
Speaker 2: work of media that I am suggested until the end.
Speaker 2: That's the time.
Speaker 1: Let's see, I've been enjoying all the people screen capping
Speaker 1: their Darth Penis asked, what are posts that aren't load
Speaker 1: bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon, Like the ones that
Speaker 1: weren't really popular but are so enshrined in her mind
Speaker 1: that you assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes.
Speaker 1: I've just been enjoying the responses to that. What one
Speaker 1: of them was Fry Underscore Underscore. Fry retweeted a tweet
Speaker 1: from at gloom Father, who tweeted, white people will hear
Speaker 1: a herald angel sing and say some shit like hark
Speaker 1: that's true, and then I will hark. I really liked
Speaker 1: this from Please Be Nice on Blue Sky, who tweeted
Speaker 1: inspecting each cost Co Rotisserie chicken like a show dog.
Speaker 1: I do that. Yeah, just lifting just yet and pat
Speaker 1: given a little head tilt. You can find me on
Speaker 1: Blue Sky at Jack ob and the Number one. You
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian. You
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Speaker 1: in the show description where we link off to the
Speaker 1: information we talked about in today's episode, as well as
Speaker 1: a song we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there
Speaker 1: a song that you think people might enjoy it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's an LA trio called Gabriels that I've been
Speaker 2: you know, speaking of Angels, I mean that have a
Speaker 2: really dope album that came out I think maybe the
Speaker 2: end of last year, I want to say, or maybe
Speaker 2: the summer of last year. But what's cool about it
Speaker 2: is that it's produced by sound Wave, who is one
Speaker 2: of the main producers Kendrick Lamar works with. And it
Speaker 2: is super dope. Like a lot of Kendrick's like really
Speaker 2: memorable tracks are Soundwave produced songs. So got into this
Speaker 2: more like kind of jazzy like Gospely like Volk like singers,
Speaker 2: which is really dope. This track is called Blame and
Speaker 2: it's really fucking dope by Gabriels, you know. So it's
Speaker 2: Blame by Gabriels. Anyway, for those of you that if
Speaker 2: you even like, you know Kendrick Lamar and the stuff
Speaker 2: he's made, it's interesting to see sound Wave producing stuff
Speaker 2: like this. Although Soundwave is produced stuff for like Beyonce
Speaker 2: and stuff like that in the past. But this is
Speaker 2: a really interesting album and I think it's just a cool,
Speaker 2: cool track. So this is Blame by Gabriels, And maybe
Speaker 2: you've heard it because it's a pretty big track, but
Speaker 2: I heard it recently and I'm loving it.
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