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Speaker 1: like being in certain cities and in certain towns. You

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Speaker 1: live in this fucking bubble and you all think and

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Speaker 1: do the same ship, and you know there's a little

425
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: joy out of that. You gotta get outside and get

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Speaker 1: yourself more comfortable. I have the biggest regret I've ever had,

427
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Speaker 1: at least in terms of my twenties, with two of them,

428
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Speaker 1: but one was I never traveled outside of like Vegas, Arizona,

429
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Speaker 1: San Francisco, and San Diego. I wish I would have

430
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Speaker 1: traveled more in the United States and internationally. I should

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Speaker 1: have done that, and I tried to do that more

432
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Speaker 1: now than ever. But yeah, like going you know, I'd

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Speaker 1: love to go to Kentucky. I'd love to get some bourbon,

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Speaker 1: like go to some of those distilleries I'd love to

435
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Speaker 1: go to. I would love I would love to do

436
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Speaker 1: is just dry this slowly drive across the country, like

437
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Speaker 1: stop off the beaten path and just soak it all.

438
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Speaker 1: And I've never been able to do that, But you

439
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Speaker 1: guys did California this year during the summertime. Yeah, I've

440
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Speaker 1: driven all over California, but I'm talking about going from

441
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Speaker 1: sea to Shining Sea, from the Pacific all the way across,

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Speaker 1: whether it's retracing the old Root sixty six or just

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Speaker 1: going all the way across the country and seeing see

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Speaker 1: what's out. I've flown over to Bunch to get to

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Speaker 1: different places, but it would be'd be cool to do that,

446
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Speaker 1: especially because a lot of these cities are so closely

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Speaker 1: connected down south and even in the Pacific, or not

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Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest, the Northeast. I mean you could take

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Speaker 1: a train Boston obviously. Do you go all the way

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Speaker 1: up to like Connecticut, New York, down to Philadelphia, d C.

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Speaker 1: Like those are accessible? Well, yeah, but I'm talking like

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Speaker 1: I've done the whole corridor, but talking about like, yeah,

453
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Speaker 1: I'm I'm talking about going you know, off in the sticks,

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Speaker 1: you know, where the people live, the heart and soul

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Speaker 1: of America. The bad lands. Yeah, not the big cities,

456
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Speaker 1: the big concrete jungles and all that done. There's some fine.

457
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Speaker 1: My brother drove from California to North to South Carolina

458
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Speaker 1: then up to New York. Might took my dad's car

459
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: when my after my father passed in he said, there's

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Speaker 1: like amazing like barbecue places, like a little hole in

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Speaker 1: the wall barbecue places that he found that now whenever

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Speaker 1: he drives that. You know, he'll always stop there, and

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Speaker 1: so that's good. How long did that take him, like

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks? Um? No, No, he did it

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Speaker 1: in like maybe well, I guess it was close to

466
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Speaker 1: it was like ten days. It wasn't full two weeks,

467
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Speaker 1: but it was close to stopped him went to Utah

468
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: and he went down and went through the south and

469
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Speaker 1: trying to avoid the weather, so you had to keep

470
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Speaker 1: an eye on when the storms are coming through. Pierre

471
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Speaker 1: from Springfield, massachuse to of the Pro Basketball Hall of

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Speaker 1: Fame where you can see Mufet McGraw says, I would

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Speaker 1: like number one, I would like to commend your sidekick

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Speaker 1: for his volunteer work, but I know he has issues

475
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Speaker 1: with the phone. Does he only take calls from women

476
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,120
Speaker 1: there as well? That's good, that's actually pretty good. Yeah,

477
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Speaker 1: And and so Pierre guestcan you don't have to praise him.

478
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Speaker 1: He's now quit his his job as volunteers, so you

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Speaker 1: can retract that compliment. Question number two, when will you

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Speaker 1: be appearing on the Mallard Town podcast? Seeing that Mr

481
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Speaker 1: four oh five beat you to the punch? Is that right?

482
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Speaker 1: Were you on the Mallardtown Podcast? Gast Hunt. Yeah, yeah,

483
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: I was on there last week when I've not been invited.

484
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Speaker 1: I have not been invited to go on there. Now

485
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Speaker 1: when do they record the Mallardtown podcast is I don't know.

486
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Speaker 1: I went on last Saturday with them, so I don't

487
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Speaker 1: know if they're schedules are different. When I thought like

488
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Speaker 1: the Mallard Tom podcast is more behind the scenes, like

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't know if they want to have me on.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they want to have a coupon and Eddie and

491
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Speaker 1: you and I kinda hope they don't put Brian Finley

492
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: on there. That would be bad. But but like the

493
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: random people like around the show, and then they'll put

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Speaker 1: other callers on. I would imagine. I think that was

495
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Speaker 1: the the plan. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's a collaboration between Ozzy Guy and Queen Rox and

497
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: there putting putting it together. Let's see who is next.

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Speaker 1: Pierre said, Also, don't ever retire the incident of ice line.

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Speaker 1: I look forward to hearing the from Fuzzy Fudgy every week,

500
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 1: and that guy needs a Twitter account, stat I'm surprised

501
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,959
Speaker 1: nobody started a parody account. Most of our listeners that

502
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 1: aren't on Twitter. There's a Dick in Dayton Twitter account.

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00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: There's a Tammy and Montana Twitter. Think they're not on Twitter,

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00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 1: at least not under those names. Barry from Nashville, Yo, Yo,

505
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Speaker 1: mob Benny, He writes in I know you're probably you

506
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Speaker 1: probably missed my questions and we're wondering what the hell

507
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Speaker 1: happened I did? I always said, well, where's Barry's question? Well,

508
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: every week when I'm putting the thing together, where's Barry?

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Speaker 1: No Barry nothing? What happened to Barry anyway? Barry says, well,

510
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Speaker 1: I had to take a few weeks away, as coming

511
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Speaker 1: up with these questions really took a toll on my

512
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: mental health. I learned from Naomi Osaka that I am

513
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: probably also creating mental health issues for you by asking

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Speaker 1: these probing bullying questions. Apologies, Well, thank you, Barry. I

515
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: needed a therapy dog. Email continues. But I have been

516
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Speaker 1: listening all the time, and I did have to say

517
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Speaker 1: that regarding toilet paper, your answer is wrong. The correct

518
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Speaker 1: answer is definitely under I am sure Gascon will agree

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Speaker 1: no question this episode, as I uh no question in

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00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: this episode. I need to ease myself back into these questions,

521
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: as I am feeling anxiently saiding in, well, okay, I

522
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: completely understand Bury. Uh, well, no, you're right. The person

523
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Speaker 1: that did the pattent Bury, the person that put the

524
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Speaker 1: toilet paper roll patent on the record said the proper

525
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: way on the patent to hang toilet paper is over

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Speaker 1: the top. So if you're doing it underneath, you're going

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Speaker 1: against the wishes and the wants and the desires of

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Speaker 1: the person that created one of the great devices in

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Speaker 1: human history, the toilet paper roll. So that's a bad

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Speaker 1: job by you. It's a bad job by and it's

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Speaker 1: just more disgusting when you go under because your hand,

532
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Speaker 1: your dirty hand, when you wipe that second wipe, you

533
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: might have some ship on it, and it touches like

534
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Speaker 1: the wall, and it's disgusting. Did I describe that properly? Alright?

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Speaker 1: Greg in Iowa? Greg and Iowa writes, and he says,

536
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Speaker 1: was that David Gagon, Brian Finley or Ryan McBain behind

537
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Speaker 1: the bushes over there watching you move into the new

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Speaker 1: Mallard mansion. Yeah, I can see all three of you

539
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Speaker 1: guys out there. Brian definitely. I don't know about McMain.

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Speaker 1: Mcmain's a he's an introvert. I don't think he would

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Speaker 1: do it. Gagon would be taking notes to make sure

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Speaker 1: everything was high end Mallar mansion. Yeah, west of the

543
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Speaker 1: four or five Carlos in Houston, Texas has men. You

544
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Speaker 1: always say that the Internet never lies, but the Internet

545
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Speaker 1: says that you're your net worth is between one in

546
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Speaker 1: five million dollars. Yeah. Right, So if that's the case,

547
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Speaker 1: will you be buying Tesla stock? Like Mr Gascon Also, David,

548
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Speaker 1: it's great to hear your back, he says. Question for David,

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Speaker 1: what are you getting out of doing these football games

550
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Speaker 1: in Europe? What's your end of the game money? I

551
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: would think, I don't know. Is that the financial I

552
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: guess you're making a little bit of money. Yeah, I mean,

553
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: well money and an opportunity. I think that I had

554
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: some good advice from from a colleague that said, if

555
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Speaker 1: you're he works in he works in entertainments, as if

556
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: you're not getting the work, then you've got to either

557
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: make the work, which means like producer, right, or or

558
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Speaker 1: find another another avenue. So yeah, I mean, I'd love

559
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Speaker 1: to have more opportunities where I'm at now, but if

560
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm not getting it, I gotta go outside the normal domain,

561
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: and it's caused me to go internationally. So a lot

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00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: of places want to have good tape. They want to

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Speaker 1: have you know, higher level of of of games that

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Speaker 1: you're calling. And uh, this is an obviously Division one

565
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: college football, but these guys have played college football, a

566
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Speaker 1: lot of them are professionals. So I'm just trying to

567
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Speaker 1: get as much as i can and hopefully, I mean,

568
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Speaker 1: all it takes is one, So I'm hoping for that

569
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Speaker 1: one to happen sooner rather than later. But uh, you know,

570
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: I just gotta stay in the game for as long

571
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Speaker 1: as I can hold on. Well. And there's the other thing.

572
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: We all have the same neuroses in the media business

573
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: that especially in radio, like you never want to turn

574
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: down a gig, yeah, because you don't know when the

575
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: phone's gonna stop ringing, and you turn down a gig.

576
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: And plus a lot of this is it's just basic networking.

577
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: Like the people you work with on these European football games,

578
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: some of those people are going to end up running

579
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: media companies. And you know, I've hell, I've I've just

580
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: in my radio g I I know a number of

581
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: people that become programm directors, management people, in radio interns, right, Yeah,

582
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: some of my old interns have become programed rictor so

583
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: it's you never know who's gonna make it. And and

584
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: and that's one of another one of the reasons that

585
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: you should not treat people below you like an asshole schmuck.

586
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: I try to treat everyone the same, I really do.

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00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: I don't know whether you're you know, I've been fortunate

588
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: enough to know millionaires and billionaires, but I maybe I

589
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: treat them like assholes like I treat regular people. But

590
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: I treat it pretty much everyone the same. I try to.

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00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't really get all worked up about you know,

592
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: it's nice that you have a lot of money and stuff,

593
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,959
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't really care about that kind

594
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: of stuff anyway. It's not my money, you know what

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00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying exactly all right, Adrian? And the answer question,

596
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: what was this question? You're gonna buy some stock? No,

597
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: come on, man, no, no, My stock portfolio has done

598
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: very well. All my money is going to the house

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00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: right now and the renovation and all that. So I'm

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00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: not investing anything else other Once this is done and

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00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: we do the the book keeping on everything, and I'll

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Speaker 1: see how much I have left, then I'll they'll play

603
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: around with it. But no, not not doing that. But

604
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: the stock has gone up. I was able to buy

605
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: when Apples split about some Apple that's gone up a lot.

606
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: So that's done, done very well. A few other a

607
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: lot of I love these stocks to pay dividends. There's

608
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: a lot of Apples one of them. But well yeah,

609
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: but I'm talking about like every month or every every

610
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: couple of months, they'll pay some of these things. And

611
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: that's pretty pretty cool. Like I have and a lot

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Speaker 1: of relatively inexpensive like five ten bucks. You know, it's

613
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: not a hundred dollar stock or something like that, and

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00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: you get a little bit, you know, it adds up,

615
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: every little bit, every cent adds them. Be sure to

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Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at

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Speaker 1: two a m. Eastern eleven p m. Pacific on Fox

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Speaker 1: Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio ap Uh he said, anyway,

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Speaker 1: Uh here we go. Uh feel free to uh this

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Speaker 1: is from Adrian in the Mile High said he feel

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Speaker 1: free to share my story about ace rental car near

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Speaker 1: l a X. As we get further away from our

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Speaker 1: trip to l A I'm not sure if we'll ever

624
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: see the bag. Again. Remember the ups store I needed

625
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: to get the bag too is a four minute drive.

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00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: So anyway, let me give the stories out of context.

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Speaker 1: Let me give the backstory. This. So Adrian had sent

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Speaker 1: an email, he took his family. He's a big fan

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Speaker 1: of the show. He took his family out to Disneyland

630
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Speaker 1: and they rented a car from Ace rental car. Again,

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Speaker 1: this is his story. I don't have any way of

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Speaker 1: verifying this is his story. I want to clarify that. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true or not. But I

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00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: like Adrian, and so we'll tell you his story and

635
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 1: then we can react to it. Just that's for the lawyers. Eddie, Eddie,

636
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: I called you, Eddie Gascon. That's for the lawyers. So

637
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: but anyway, here's the here's the point. So Adrian had

638
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: a very bad experience. He left by mistake a bag

639
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Speaker 1: in the rental car when he was in the rush

640
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: to get to the airport. Right, and we've all done that.

641
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: You're turning around car, big pain in the end. Um.

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00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: So anyway, he uh, he returned the round a car

643
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Speaker 1: and he realized at some point I forget exactly the detail.

644
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Speaker 1: But he realized I forgot the back. So they contacted

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Speaker 1: the car rental place and said, hey, we left our

646
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: back and said, well we have the bag. We have

647
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Speaker 1: the bag, and Adrians is great, Um, can you please

648
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Speaker 1: return it go to the UPS store. I'll and I'll

649
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Speaker 1: pay for everything. Just just return it. It's a four

650
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Speaker 1: minute drive from the rental car place to the UPS

651
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: store and not a single person, according to Adrian, again

652
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: this is his story, not a single person from Ace

653
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: rental car was willing to drive the bag over there.

654
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: And Adrian says, it pisces him off. You know that.

655
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: You know, they could not do a small favor. They

656
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: spent a ton of money, he and his family. You know,

657
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: it's a hard working, blue collar family. They spent a

658
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 1: lot of money renting the car for five days from them,

659
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: and he was willing to pay for everything and he

660
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: just needed the to get to the UPS store and

661
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: they would not do it. They would not do it.

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00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: And uh so yeah, so that's uh, that's the deal

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Speaker 1: from from Adrian. And he actually asked if I could

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Speaker 1: do it or you could do it? And are both

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Speaker 1: Our schedules were not not able. I'm not near l

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Speaker 1: a X at all and I've been dealing with the

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00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: moving stuff, so I was unable to do it. He says,

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00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: are you able to drop the weekend podcast earlier than

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00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: six am Pacific? That would be cool if you could. Well, yeah,

670
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: I mean we could drop them whenever, right, I mean,

671
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: with the ability to drop them whenever, why did we

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Speaker 1: do I think on Friday we do the six am

673
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: time because of you, because of the show. But yeah,

674
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: on Saturday and Sunday we could do it earlier. How

675
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: we're how early are you looking for? Six? Is seven

676
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: am in Denver Mountain time? Six am? Well I don't wait, no,

677
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: no, no no, the math on that? Is it six am?

678
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: It's six am Pacific time? We do it on the East. Yeah,

679
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: we can drop it earlier. Yeah, so that make of

680
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: a deal. Should we do the Saturday Sunday one? What

681
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: do you think? Seven Eastern? It's fine. I can put whatever.

682
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think, Like, the whole point is

683
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: that people wake up and see it on their phone.

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00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: But they still wake up and see it on their

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Speaker 1: phone if it's earlier. Right, Yeah, I Adrian, your wishes

686
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: are commed. Mike in Champa Bay, Florida says, we need

687
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: you back in the Tampa Bay market. The local station

688
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: twelve fifty does not carry you anymore lonely and desperate

689
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: in Tampa. That sucks. Yeah, Mike Uh, let me give

690
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: you the boiler plate response here. First of all, we

691
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: do a syndicated show. Stations pick up the show, drop

692
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: the show. We've been on and off the radio in Tampa.

693
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: If you've been listening over the years, we've been on

694
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: several different radio stations, some big, some small. It's just

695
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: the politics of radio. Big media companies and formats change.

696
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: The good news is that you can hear the show

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00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: several ways. Like in the old days when I first

698
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: got into syndicated radio, like I was doing weekends and

699
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: you could only hear the show via the syndication. But

700
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: now there's satellite radio, the Serious if you're if you're

701
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: into it, a lot of great broadcasters on Serious. Our

702
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: show is on Serious. Occasionally we get covered up by soccer,

703
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: European soccer or something like that, but we're on series.

704
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: And then if you just want to stream, if you're

705
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: able to listen to the stream and it doesn't kill

706
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: your data plan, if you have unlimited data, I Heart

707
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: Radio app is wonderful. The company wants us to promote that.

708
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: So we do promote that. But there's other apps that

709
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: also stream the show, but I shouldn't promote those. I

710
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: don't even know the name of them. But there's many

711
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: different ways you can hear the show. Um, and you're

712
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: not just limited to radio. But I realized that people

713
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: are creatures of habit. I'm a creature of habit, as

714
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: I've said many times on the podcast. And you are

715
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 1: used to listening to consuming radio audio content on the radio,

716
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: and it's a pain in the asked to to do

717
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: it differently. The cooling about these phones in most cars now,

718
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: unless your car is a Jelapi and old car, you

719
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,240
Speaker 1: can hook Yeah, you can hook up be a Bluetooth.

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Speaker 1: It's just like on the radio. It's amazing, my god.

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Speaker 1: In fact, most of the radio I listened to. I'll

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00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: listen to a lot of different stuff on the I

723
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Speaker 1: Heart app. I use some of the other apps, even

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Speaker 1: some of the competitors, because I like to listen, you know,

725
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: two different different sounds of different things and whatnot. Not

726
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: a lot of sports radio, but I'll listen to different

727
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Speaker 1: formats of radio, talk radio, regular talk radio, things like that.

728
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Speaker 1: So yeah, um, so that's the answer. Mike Rob from Lincoln, Nebraska. Again,

729
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: this is a follow up to a question we got

730
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Speaker 1: earlier from our guy Yo Yo mob Benny and Nashville.

731
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Speaker 1: This follow up let me find it here, Robin Lincoln says,

732
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: steadily lifelong debate. Once and for all, do you pull

733
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Speaker 1: toilet paper from the top or roll it out under?

734
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: And again, Rob, the proper way is over the top. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And if you go to a house and you see

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Speaker 1: toilet paper underneath, someone has messed up, whether it's the

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Speaker 1: parents teaching the kids and the kids, it's just fing up. Now.

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Speaker 1: The proper way, the way it's supposed to be done,

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00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: the way it's supposed to be done, is to drop

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Speaker 1: it down over the top. That's what again, you're laughing

741
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: at me. No, it's very important. This is the kind

742
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: of thing people talk about. Don't give a shit about

743
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: my opinion about sports. These are the kind of things

744
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: people care about. This is what resonates with the hearts,

745
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: minds and souls of the listener to the Fifth Hour podcast.

746
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: But don't say and we brought it up. I mean

747
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: it's a great story. They they looked it up. Researchers

748
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: looked up the original paperwork for the patent of the

749
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Speaker 1: toilet paper roll, and the patent shows the proper way

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Speaker 1: to hanging the toilet paper is over the top, and

751
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: that's I follow the patent. And it's not like underneath

752
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: is better. It's not. It's simply not. Chris and Marracca

753
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: to Iowa says, how about a meet and greet around

754
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: next Year's Feel their Dreams game. All the Ohio dudes

755
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Speaker 1: are on board. Well, that sounds like a great idea.

756
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Speaker 1: I'd love to come to Iowa. I think it's not

757
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: there's a lot there, but I think it would be

758
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Speaker 1: cool to experience. I've never been to Iowa. We have

759
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Speaker 1: a lot of considering the population of Iowa, we do

760
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: very well in the state of Iowa. We have a

761
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Speaker 1: lot of very active contributors. And I don't know what

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Speaker 1: everyone does in Iowa. I know from some of you

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Speaker 1: what you've told me. You work on farms and whatnot,

764
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Speaker 1: and so you're up early, and you're up and you

765
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast or whatever you're you're up late

766
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Speaker 1: working on stuff in the barn. Uh. Either way, I

767
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: think that would be fun. I just I'm worried about

768
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: the access. Like Fielded Dreams, there's only eight thousand seeds

769
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: or something like that, and it's mostly people that are

770
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: connected with Major League Baseball. They get access to that.

771
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: So I don't think that would work out. Where you

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Speaker 1: go to Iowa. We can meet in a corn field somewhere,

773
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: but actually going to the game, I don't think that

774
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: would be realistic unless it's certain football season and then

775
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: we go to a Hawk Eyes game. Yeah, now we

776
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: can do that. I still need to go to I

777
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: wear this Iowa Hawkeyes hat quite a bit. It's a

778
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: good looking hat. I'd love to go to a Hawk

779
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Speaker 1: Eyes game. Mike Karen Kay My my friend Karen Kay

780
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 1: got sent to not to Iowa, was to an Iowa game,

781
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: to an Iowa State game in Des Moines. For I

782
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: think it was an Iowa State Iowa game, but it

783
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: was in De Moine and this our affiliate in De Moine,

784
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: the morning show sent her. They're all her and the

785
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: producer not me. Uh, and I didn't have was bummed out.

786
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: I didn't get to go off I It would have

787
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: been a fun time, so I'd love to do it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Derek the chef Auckland, New Zealand, what ingredients would we

789
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: find in the ultimate Mallard cookie. Now, Derek, could you

790
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: make the Mallard cookie in Auckland, New Zealand. That would

791
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: be awesome, That would be I don't know if if

792
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: he's an amateur chef gascon or if he's a professional chef.

793
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. You know who's really good

794
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: at baking? What's that? Steve Hartman's wife or ex wife. Um,

795
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: on the weekends during football season. This woman bakes cookies, brownies,

796
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: she does pastries. Um, she does muffins like. She is

797
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: phenomenal bet bait goods I've ever had in my entire life.

798
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: And I mean going into stores and and whatnot. She

799
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: is phenomenal. Yeah, phenomenal. That's great. I mean peanut butter cookies,

800
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: mint chocolate chip, banana bread, the whole smash. Yeah. So

801
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: I haven't really spent much time you're thinking about the

802
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: perfect Mallard cookie. I love. I'm a traditionalist. As the

803
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Speaker 1: construction continues here, a lot of pounding of nails. I

804
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell is going on. I'm a

805
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: little afraid to walk out of the studio. Literally, it's

806
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Speaker 1: a bubble. Guest, guys, where are you wearing shoes? I

807
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Speaker 1: do have damn it. Which I hate wearing shoes. One

808
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Speaker 1: of the reasons I got into radio is to never

809
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Speaker 1: have to wear other than when I'm on the treadmill

810
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: and it is. Yeah, I've had to wear shoes a lot.

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Speaker 1: Keep keeping on. This is like a two story place

812
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm moving into and the there's no spindles, there's no rails. Yeah, yeah,

813
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: because that's all been taken now, so you gotta worry

814
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Speaker 1: about nails, screws, wood, dust and dust and and maybe

815
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: chips of tile. Yes, oh my god, it is un believable. Anyway,

816
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: I got distracted. But the Mallard cookie, I'm a traditionalist,

817
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: like the cookie, the chocolate chip cookie. I like a

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00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: white chocolate. My wife just not. I don't mind a

819
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: white chocolate. Macadamian nut cookies pretty good. I've had some good,

820
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Speaker 1: good cookies there. The snicker doodle. How about what would

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Speaker 1: a Mallard doodle be? We should come up. Wouldn't that

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Speaker 1: be a grow in the Mallard doodle, like a spinoff

823
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Speaker 1: of the snicker doodle, a Mallard doodle? But what would

824
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Speaker 1: be in the Mallard doodle? I don't know. Like when

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Speaker 1: you said Macadamian nuts, like do you like a different

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Speaker 1: type of nut or no, like almonds or yeah? I

827
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Speaker 1: like almonds. I like cash shoes. I'm very nut friendly.

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Speaker 1: Walnuts that sounded dirty. Uh, not as big and walnut fan.

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Speaker 1: I like almonds, cash shoes. You would have peanuts, which

830
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: are a lagoon, not a nut. Peanuts a lagoon. You

831
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Speaker 1: wouldn't soil it with ray basins, would you know? No? Uh?

832
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Speaker 1: In fact, my wife, he loves my bride loves cinnamon

833
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 1: raisin cookies. Why I like the cinnamon part. I don't

834
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Speaker 1: like the raisins. Yeah, even when I was a kid,

835
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Speaker 1: like uh, you know, when my mom would make dinner

836
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Speaker 1: on Friday night, you know, for Shabbat uh And you

837
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: can get halla, the traditional Jewish Jewish bread, which I

838
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: love because I grew up with it. But you can

839
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Speaker 1: get it with raisins and without. But my mom loved

840
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Speaker 1: the raisins. I hate the rais I occasionally buy a Holla,

841
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: but I will get it without raisins because I don't

842
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: like races and I'm just not a fan. Um and

843
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: they're good for you. Should I should like raisins, but

844
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: I just I'm not into the raisins. What about mint?

845
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, I like mint, I like Minto. I

846
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the mint. I'm a fan fan fan of

847
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: the mint. Now, I guess this is a question because

848
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: this goes back to our I think we're talking a

849
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: few guys about Disneyland. Are you a small cookie guy

850
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: or a fat one cookie guy? Uh? Yeah, so I've

851
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: done it both ways. I've done it both ways. I

852
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: prefer a hearty cookie. I like a big, big cookie.

853
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: One of my favorite desserts, which I think is the

854
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: perfect ice cream dessert, is a massive chocolate chip cookie,

855
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: not burned, cooked properly, with a gigantic scoop of vanilla

856
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: ice cream, like maybe even two scoops, and then another

857
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: gigantic chocolate chip cookie on top. Basic, delicious, wonderful. But

858
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: the Mallard doodle cookie we could add to that and

859
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: that would be great, awesome, that would be awesome. I'm

860
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: all forward, Well, we gotta come up with something there.

861
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: And we have a lot with another one of these

862
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: these professions that we have, you know, chefs and people

863
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: working construction truck drivers that are fans of the podcast

864
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: Pilot Stephen. This one's from Mark in New Hampshire. He says,

865
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: what's your guests on how many NFL games will be

866
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: forfeited because of the new COVID rule. Yeah, I don't

867
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:09,359
Speaker 1: think any are. The train will keep moving. The show

868
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: must go on. It is amusing though, that certain players

869
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: that have gone public about not getting the vaccine, they're

870
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 1: they're going to be playing games and stadiums where everyone

871
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: to attend has to have the vaccine. So how's that

872
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: gonna work. I'm not sure how that's that's going to work.

873
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: The next one from this is from Pino from Rome.

874
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: I'm not sure which Rome. That could be Roman America,

875
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: that could be Roman Rome. How's your gambling on games

876
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: doing while COVID nineteen? Meaning I think Vegas has a

877
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: better advantage because it's harder now to gamble with all

878
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: the ship with COVID. Do you agree with me? Good

879
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: luck on your new home. Thank you, Pino. Yes. In fact,

880
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: I had one of my worst years. I've been doing

881
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: many for the many versus the penny for years, and

882
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: last year it was really difficult because the normal things

883
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: that I used to handicap a game went out the window. Yeah,

884
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: crowd noise was huge and it wasn't existent. Yeah, it

885
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: is a it is a factor. And that that last

886
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: year the road teams won more than ever the best

887
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: winning presents there's no home field advantage. Um, so yeah,

888
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: it is more difficult. I think it will be. It

889
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: will be harder. I I wanna. I have a pretty

890
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: good idea. I always have a good idea going into

891
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: week one, and then by week three I'm like, ah, fuck,

892
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: you know, first go, I feel pretty good the first

893
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: couple of weeks usually like I have a pretty good

894
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: grasp of everything's going on because of the job and

895
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: keeping track of player movement, who I think can play

896
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: and who can't play. And there's some new coaches that

897
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about, which like the guy

898
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: in Philly I have no idea if he can coach

899
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: his way out of a paper bag. Things like that.

900
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: David Kelly and Houston another one. Yeah, that's a that's

901
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: another one. Cliff from Nashville says a Ben, congratulations on

902
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: the new malor mentioned will you thaw the and burn

903
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: the Tomahawks? Another Tomahawk. We had more email about the Tomahawks.

904
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: They see. That's why I'm providing content, guest gun. By

905
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: not cooking it, I am providing content. I'm gonna put

906
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: the age of it on there. I'm gonna say the

907
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: best of twenty. I don't know was it en? Yeah?

908
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: I think it was because oh maybe wown' think. I

909
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 1: hope so be a better story for this. Uh Eric

910
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 1: and Omaha says question for both of you, my best

911
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: friend is moving to Arizona from Omaha. Have you guys

912
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: ever had a best friend move away? And also should

913
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: I kick him in the nuts before he moves? Well? Yeah, sure,

914
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: kick him in the nuts. Don't tell him, I told

915
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: you to do it. But yeah, had friends moved for jobs.

916
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: I don't know about best best friend, but I've had

917
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: secondary friends that have moved all over the country. And

918
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: what I've experienced is you always say, well, we'll still

919
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: be best friends and we'll still talk, and yeah, you

920
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 1: know you known't. You're checking every once in a while,

921
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 1: but it's not. It's not the same. Out of sight,

922
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: out of mind. That's generally how that goes. Even with

923
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: all the technology, you'll you'll end up like looking at

924
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: their Instagram post to find out what they're doing and

925
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: vice versa or one on Facebook. That's usually how that goes.

926
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 1: That's typically how that goes. Soul life is now man

927
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: I Uh, people that are close in town, like proximity wise,

928
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: and even people they are near and far. It just

929
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: depends on Well that's that is true nowadays because everyone's

930
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: afraid to be around other people. I don't know. I'm

931
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: not should it be? Should I be afraid to be

932
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: around people? I don't know? And I'm not like around

933
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: a lot of people anyway, But I don't mind. It's

934
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: kind of roll with the punches. Yeah, no choice. It

935
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: is silver lining. If he's going into Tempe Scottsdale, then

936
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: you have a great place to go visit your friend

937
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: at because those are are great cities to visit. Tucson

938
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: not so much. No, Phoenix, Tempe and Scottsdale. Well Phoenix, yeah,

939
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: self is. But Scotts Stills the Beverly Hills. Yeah, they

940
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: call that like the JV version of Newport Beach. It's

941
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: Newport Beach without the beach. Yeah yeah, yeah, I got you. Uh,

942
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: what else do we have here? Fred from Spring, Texas

943
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: is what are your favorite kinds of music? Eras and performers.

944
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: I have an eclectic taste, fred in music, I'm more

945
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: about the rhythm than the lyrics. Drives my wife nuts.

946
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: She's all about the lyrics. I could listen to music

947
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: that sounds the lyrics when you actually read the lyrics like,

948
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: holy crap, that's terrible. But I like to beat and

949
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: I like the rhythm, so I'm all about the rhythm.

950
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: But I do like Johnny Cash and his you know,

951
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: his stuffs, pretty poetic there, the Man in Black, Johnny

952
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: Cash of his old obviously been dead a while. Listen

953
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: to a lot of that, But when I'm prepping for

954
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: the show, I will listen to classical music or smooth jazz.

955
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 1: I don't want anything with lyrics and I just want

956
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: something in the background. I'll also listen. You know, it's

957
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: pretty cool and it's classical. John Williams, the composer. John

958
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: Williams did like Star Wars and Indiana Jones and pretty

959
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 1: much anything Steven Spielberg put together he was part of.

960
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: And a lot of that stuff is really cool to

961
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: listen to. So soundtracks are great. Yeah, it's pretty neat.

962
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: Craig in Cammell City formerly from St. Louis. How is

963
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: Karen Ka doing? How about that? We mentioned Karen earlier?

964
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: Could you add a few drops on the Ben Mallor show?

965
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: And as always, I am the original endorser of the

966
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: Ben Mallow Show. That is right Craig when he was

967
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: in St. Louis, as I Craig from St. Louis endors

968
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: to Ben Maller Show. Craig, Karen is doing well. I

969
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: haven't talked to her in a little while. I've tried

970
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: to book her on the podcast. Unfortunately, she's working a

971
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: radio gig when we record the podcast, so we've not

972
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: been able to work it out. And I've invited Karen

973
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: every year I've had the Christmas party. I've always invited

974
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: Karen to the party. Every year she's had something else

975
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: going on. She hasn't been able to attend. And we'll

976
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 1: bring the Christmas party back this year. I'm gonna invite

977
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: her again. Hopefully she'll show up. We love Karen. She's

978
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: great and she's she's doing pretty well. From from what

979
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 1: I understand, she's doing like news traffic, that kind of stuff.

980
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: Last I heard, I think she's doing some djaying as well,

981
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,439
Speaker 1: So she's she's doing good. Uh. Cubs fan Mike from

982
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: Fort Wayne, Indiana says glad gas Can is back. Uh.

983
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: And I read this one. Ben is just jealous. He

984
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: wishes he lived west of A four oh five for

985
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: both of you. What is your dream car? Uh, I

986
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: don't have a dream car. I'm not like I drive

987
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: just a commuter car. I like comfort, though, I want

988
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: a car one of my favorite cars. It sounds so stupid, Uh,

989
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: Lincoln Continental. I had a rental car, a Lincoln Continental

990
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: years ago, and I sat on that seat and I

991
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: felt like I was on my sofa. It was like

992
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 1: I was driving on my sofa. It was so comfortable

993
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: for my ass. My god, was that comfortable and I

994
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: loved it. And I have not found a car and

995
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: I don't even know. That was an old model, gas

996
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: guzzling Lincoln Continental, but it was so comfortable. And I

997
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: want a lot of room and a lot of comfort.

998
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm a big, long leg guy, kind of lengthy s

999
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: So yeah, what about you? Guess? Well, what about a

1000
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: car that you would love to drive at least, like

1001
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: there's gotta be a car out there. You're like, man,

1002
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: I would love to drive that. Well, yeah, and I

1003
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: don't want drive that fast, so I don't know, like

1004
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: the speed thing, I don't know, like I go over

1005
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: like ninety, I get little freaked out. What was your

1006
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: car of choice? Guests? Typical meathead guy with like a

1007
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: race car or something like that. No, I can't drive.

1008
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 1: I can't drive fast cars because I drive naturally fast.

1009
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: So it's just it's a bad it's a bad combination.

1010
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: Speed racer. Yeah, that's like speed racer. Yeah, that's like

1011
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 1: gasoline and in a match or a blowtorch. Um, I

1012
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: don't know. Uh, I would love to. I don't know

1013
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: if I would really drive it a whole lot, but

1014
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 1: I would love to have on those old school James

1015
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: Bond cars like the Ashton Martins. Yeah, but things are

1016
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 1: pretty freaking dope. I course you would pick an expensive car.

1017
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: Uh well, Lincoln town Car is expensive too. What about

1018
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 1: a Tesla? You don't want drive a Tesla? Those are

1019
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 1: moderately priced. I wouldn't mind driving one of those. Of course,

1020
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 1: we have to be careful because if you get a

1021
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: Tesla in California and you have a blackout, then how

1022
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: you gonna charge your car? Well, it would have to blackout,

1023
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: would have to last a long time. Yeah, well yeah,

1024
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: a lot of things could happen. Scott says, I feel

1025
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: your pain, Bent. I moved several times in my life

1026
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: and it's absolutely miserable. Yes it is, Scott. Remember lift

1027
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 1: with your legs, not your back. That the hardaway. Yeah.

1028
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: I only had one incident where I didn't do that,

1029
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: and that my lower back was fucked up for a

1030
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: few hours. Kevin in Kansas says, Hey, Ben, I know

1031
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: you don't have to rush to the studio very often.

1032
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: But from your new mansion, have you already scoped out

1033
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: and practice new driving routs or routes for when Gremlin's

1034
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: might strike again? No, In fact, I will now be

1035
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: geographically undesirable to make this city. I have moved so

1036
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: far away that logistically, I don't think it would work. Unless,

1037
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: let's put it this way, if the line, the broadcast

1038
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: line went out Kevin an hour before the show, and

1039
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: I was told it was going to be out, I

1040
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,479
Speaker 1: could make it within maybe the last couple of hours.

1041
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: It's a long haul. It's a long haul, so if

1042
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: it went out in our three by the time I

1043
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: got to the studio, the show would be over. So

1044
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: there's no point in me even bothering. So it really depends,

1045
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: but I'm hoping we'll have This is a new setup,

1046
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: it's a new studio, there's a new line. Obviously, these

1047
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Speaker 1: things happen occasionally. There's nothing you can do about it,

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Speaker 1: but hopefully, uh, it will not happen. We'll get the

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Speaker 1: Adi Garcia show and I'll be on the phone. I'll

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Speaker 1: just do it on the phone. Well, how great will

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00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 1: that be? Phone? I'll be the guests. There'll be plenty

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00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: of shows here on the network that have had host

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00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: call and do their show from their phone. Phoning it in. Yeah,

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00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: literally and figuraly speaking, Uh, phoneing it in. Yes, a

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00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: lot of people going through the motions. Uh. Yeah. Shortcuts

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Speaker 1: lead to long delay, so I try to avoid to

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00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: avoid cutting corners as much as possible, saying Louis John

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Speaker 1: writes and says, reminds me of the line from the

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Speaker 1: Joker movie. They all laughed at me when I said

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Speaker 1: I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no one is

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Speaker 1: laughing now, you got that right, pal. He's talking about

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Speaker 1: Bryan Finley Mike in Vegas. Is which NFL team or

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Speaker 1: teams do you think will surprise us this year? By that,

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Speaker 1: I mean going from worst to first in their division,

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Speaker 1: making an unexpected playoff push, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. So he

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Speaker 1: wants this is like a hard oh sports question. We

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Speaker 1: don't normally do that on this show. We don't normally

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Speaker 1: go there. But if you were to say, going back

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Speaker 1: to last year, team that can make a dramatic move Chargers,

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Speaker 1: Well everyone's going to Chargers. That's cliche. It's a tough division.

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Speaker 1: I'm not as convinced that they've found the second coming

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Speaker 1: of Philip Rivers and Dan Fouts as everyone else. I

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Speaker 1: want to see more. I want to see more, But

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Speaker 1: the Charger went seven to night. I think another one,

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Speaker 1: which is a similar argument would be the Patriots. The

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Speaker 1: Patriots went seven and nine. That division to me is

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Speaker 1: wide open. I don't think Miami is a great team.

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Speaker 1: Buffalo was a great team last year, but now they

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Speaker 1: have expectations. Would you can't and they went six and

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Speaker 1: oh in the division? Are they gonna go six and

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Speaker 1: oh in the division? Again? You figured maybe they lose

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Speaker 1: one to Miami, one of the Patriots, so that becomes

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Speaker 1: four and two. So then they have to do the

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Speaker 1: same thing outside division. So just four and two in

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Speaker 1: the division, assuming they have the same non division record,

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Speaker 1: then that puts him at eleven. Oh. The math is

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Speaker 1: messed up now because it's the extra game, right, the

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Speaker 1: extra game fox it up. But anyway, the point is

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Speaker 1: they will not have the same I don't gonna go

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Speaker 1: a thirteen and four, and I just didn't see them

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Speaker 1: losing in New England. Though pages better defensively, better skilled players,

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Speaker 1: they were actually in the game. Remember that Cam Newton,

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Speaker 1: if I remember correctly the game in Buffalo, I believe

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Speaker 1: he funked up at the end. So he did against them,

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Speaker 1: he did against Denver Seattle in Yeah, so the Patriots

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Speaker 1: that that's a that's an easy we figured a beut

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Speaker 1: chick knows what he's doing. What about San Francisco. San

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Speaker 1: Francisco has decimated last year with injuries and they finished well.

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Speaker 1: Um do that division? The Rams are going to be

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Speaker 1: the team they were good last year. They'll be good

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Speaker 1: this you're dude, I think I think the Saints are

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Speaker 1: to fall off a cliff. Have they named their quartermall

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01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 1: have a name? N that's a bad sign. I hope

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Speaker 1: they fall off a cliff. I can't imagine Carolina being

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Speaker 1: with Sam Donald like, even if he's a little better.

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Speaker 1: I don't I just don't see that. I could see

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Speaker 1: Tampa going down a couple of pegs. Remember they were

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Speaker 1: pretty mediocre teams and then they took off the last

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Speaker 1: part of the regular season. People forget that. And any time,

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Speaker 1: any anytime Brady has a bad performance of like whoa,

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01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,439
Speaker 1: you know they overlooking. But he had some games where

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Speaker 1: he was just kind of blah, people forget that. It's

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Speaker 1: like if you block it out, you remember the good stuff. Um,

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Speaker 1: so I guess I'm not giving you anything really good.

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Speaker 1: I mean the teams, I like, I could see Minnesota

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Speaker 1: rising up, but they were seven and nine. Also, like,

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Speaker 1: I don't see there's I don't Philadelphia. No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I don't buy Dallas. I'm sorry, I'm not there. Boy.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of pressure on the Giants too. With

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Speaker 1: Daniel Jones. I think Washington the division. Yeah, but they

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Speaker 1: were seven and nine. Also, obviously I love the seven

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Speaker 1: and nine. I'm a fan. To answer your question, I'm

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Speaker 1: a fan of the seven and nine, but I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: down on the i'mbarrassed on the Niners. Are you bullish

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Speaker 1: on Denver? No, because I don't believe Drew Lock. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would go with Teddy Bridge or maybe they will

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01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: by the time Bridge. What was average? The problem with that?

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Speaker 1: You gotta have a great defense. You can get to

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Speaker 1: a super Bowl. It's very tough to win, because then

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Speaker 1: you need to get to that point. You then need

1131
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: the auto out of body experience like the Ravens with

1132
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 1: Joe Flacco had eleven touchdowns yea or or Nick Foles.

1133
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Speaker 1: But if you don't get that, you have Rex Grossman

1134
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Speaker 1: and Jared Goff who got to the super Bowl, but

1135
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Speaker 1: then you needed them to perform and they weren't able

1136
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Speaker 1: to do it. They were not able to get it done.

1137
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: Couldn't get her done right, which is the the old

1138
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: problem there. But I have no idea how long the mill?

1139
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: But I've just kept going here. I have no idea.

1140
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 1: How about one more than we'll put the baby bit?

1141
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: How about that? All right? Joe from the r v

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Speaker 1: A Richmond, Virginia, says Ben. We keep hearing dire warnings

1143
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Speaker 1: about the water supply out west. One prediction I heard

1144
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: recently is that water will run out in and forty

1145
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Speaker 1: million people will be migrating east for water. Are y'all

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01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 1: that concerned out there? Are you making plans to move

1147
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: before the great migration? No? Uh, and I'm not, And

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. And this is gonna be an

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01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: unpopular opinion. All right, I'm what I'm about to do

1150
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: here Gascon is give an unpopular opinion. And one of

1151
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: the great scams of our time is the doomsday offices

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01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: from certain scientists. And it's one of the great scams.

1153
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: And I am not anti science by any means. I

1154
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: am not. I love that science has made life much

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01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: easier and much better for so many people. But I

1156
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: also don't appreciate bullshit. I don't. And the science is

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01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 1: all about disagreement, right, and all that stuff, and you know,

1158
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Speaker 1: follow the science. They said, that's a big thing. Now.

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Speaker 1: Science has been politicized recently. But one thing I learned

1160
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: years ago, and I've said it a few times on

1161
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: this podcast, is that the way scientists get a lot

1162
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 1: of media attention and thus money is by being pessimistic. Right,

1163
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 1: That gets attention because the way it works here, right,

1164
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: to get attention from the political cla us in the media.

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01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: You know, they say, follow the you know, list of

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01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 1: the experts and all that do what they tell you

1167
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: and all. But uh, there is science. But science consists

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01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 1: of people disagreeing, as I said, and there's so many

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Speaker 1: predictions that have been made that were repeatedly wrong. Didn't

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Speaker 1: AOC say that within ten years? She said, it's a

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01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, like we're all it's all, we're

1172
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Speaker 1: all doomed or something like that. It's not chick crazy.

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01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm just using that as an example. Yeah, she is,

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01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: she's nuts, um, but what I've seen of her, I

1175
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Speaker 1: don't know. You can look at the stuff here in

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01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: California when people talking, and I know that they do,

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Speaker 1: but they they really latch onto global warming and climate change. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the point I was making is that they went

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Speaker 1: back and looked at some of these experts predictions years ago.

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Speaker 1: They're all fucking wrong. Um, And nobody goes back and looks.

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01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: It's a perfect scamp. It's the perfect camp. If you

1182
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: say something really pessimistic about how many people are going

1183
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: to die, the media want to believe you. The politicians

1184
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: it is better not believe you, because then they will

1185
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: have blood on their hands. And so it's this revolving

1186
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: cycle and no one ever calls goes back to wait

1187
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: a minute, that was bullshit. You got wrong. And then

1188
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,479
Speaker 1: if they get it wrong, they said, well, it's because

1189
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 1: because of the report we changed it. If it hadn't

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01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 1: been for me, you know, it will all be dead

1191
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 1: right now. Like Neil Ferguson, in the UK with the

1192
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Speaker 1: COVID nineteen deaths. Yeah, yeah, it's the same same concept,

1193
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: like whatever you do. He's like, well, I see it

1194
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: wasn't for you know, my my decision saved all these

1195
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 1: lives with no way of actually verifying whether it did

1196
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: or not. Like Gavin Newson's campaign right now, he says,

1197
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Speaker 1: we are literally saving lives. Don't let Republicans push forward

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Speaker 1: with One of my favorite things is that in California

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Speaker 1: you bringing the mass back right, and there's there's scientific

1200
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Speaker 1: proof that the mask don't really work the way the

1201
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: way people use masks, like you know, a handkerchief or

1202
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: a bandana, they don't actually work. People don't like to

1203
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 1: hear that, but it's true. But people just keep wear

1204
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 1: a mask. You do this, you know, but they don't

1205
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,439
Speaker 1: work the way people the way the rank and file,

1206
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 1: the HOI POLOI wear a mask is useless. It's pointless.

1207
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: And I remember I got I got some flak when

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01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 1: the mask mandate started. And I remember I was wearing

1209
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: a mask and I was walking about outside and there

1210
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: was a guy smoking and I smelled the tobacco of

1211
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: the smoke. I'm like, if I'm smelling that, what other

1212
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 1: crap is getting you know, you know what I mean,

1213
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,439
Speaker 1: And but they have they've actually done the research here

1214
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 1: and again, Oh that's just that's politicians on the wrong side.

1215
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Speaker 1: They don't know what they're talking about. Well, I don't

1216
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: know if you know this, but if you if you

1217
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: test positive for COVID nineteen, then you actually have the virus.

1218
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Speaker 1: It's an accurate test. You can actually test positive up

1219
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: to ten weeks after your initial diagnosis. I don't know

1220
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 1: if you know that. And the reason why is because

1221
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: when they do the nasal swabs, those microbes that you

1222
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 1: got will stay in your system for a minimum of

1223
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: two weeks, but they could stay in you for at

1224
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Speaker 1: least ten ten more weeks after that. So when I've

1225
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: I've talked to my doctor obviously about the testing, He's like, yeah,

1226
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 1: don't be don't be scared or alarmed. But if you

1227
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: test out positive with COVID nineteen, it could be in

1228
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 1: your in your nasal, in your nasal cavity for up

1229
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Speaker 1: to ten weeks. So it's possible that that happens. Um

1230
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Speaker 1: I was like, so what happens? Like? Am I able

1231
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 1: to go back to work? Like it's gonna show it positively, like, yeah,

1232
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 1: after you know, after two weeks you're able to be

1233
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Speaker 1: free of it. But yeah, I mean, if you're aware,

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Speaker 1: if you want to be actually like responsible and be

1235
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 1: sincere about protecting yourself with COVID nineteen, you should be

1236
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: wearing full ppe covering your eyes, your nose, your mouth,

1237
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,599
Speaker 1: and even realistically your ears because the microbes can get

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Speaker 1: into all those passages. So you know, I were a

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Speaker 1: D ninety five, but you get people wearing class you know,

1240
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 1: these little you know, surgeon masks. It's just off, it's

1241
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 1: all crap. Yeah, all right, well outstand, Well we'll put

1242
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Speaker 1: the Baby to Be back on the radio from the

1243
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: new studio deep in the north Woods. We look forward

1244
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 1: to that tonight. Anything to promote guest gun anything at all. Um,

1245
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: has your episode dropped of you on the Mallard Town podcast.

1246
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: You did dropped last week, so listen to that. Um yeah, Twitter,

1247
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: handle that, David ja Gascon. Let me get it up

1248
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: to like respectable weight limit. I know it's not there,

1249
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 1: but whatever. Yeah, I've kind of been treading water. I

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Speaker 1: lose a few, gain a few, mentioned politics, lose a

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Speaker 1: few and a few. You know that kind of Uh,

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Speaker 1: I have listened to you for years, but you said

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Speaker 1: something I don't agree with. So no, I can't thank

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Speaker 1: you don't need to send the email. I appreciate it,

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Speaker 1: I got it. I get it. You only want to

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Speaker 1: hear people that agree with everything you said. I understand. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So if we do mention that you said it yesterday

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Speaker 1: or the day before, if if there is a guest

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Speaker 1: that's within range, send it to the to the email

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Speaker 1: address and and we'll see if we could flag down

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Speaker 1: that person. Yeah. No, absolutely, And we have some I've

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Speaker 1: reached out to some big names. Uh and unfortunately I

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Speaker 1: have not not gotten much back here. I'm still waiting

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Speaker 1: to hear back on the latest, the latest one, the

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Speaker 1: shot in the dark. Um. So yeah, we'll see. But

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Speaker 1: usually it's a an interesting cycle getting the bigger names on.

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Speaker 1: They say, who have you had on? But they want

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Speaker 1: big names. But it's like we had with the late

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Speaker 1: round Popeel he didn't want to come on because we

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Speaker 1: didn't have a big enough names. But if he had

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Speaker 1: come on, then we would have been to get other

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Speaker 1: big names. And so it's a but I think we

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Speaker 1: have fine people. We had a great celebrity chef on

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Speaker 1: on Friday, Andrew, I was wonderful. Jorge a lot. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go to his pizza restaurant. Good. So anyway, have

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Speaker 1: a great rest of your Sunday. Sunday Sunday, and hopefully,

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Speaker 1: knock on wood, we will have a big Benny versus

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Speaker 1: the Penny announcement. But we need to speak this into existence,

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Speaker 1: guest gun, We need the Mallard Militia to promise that

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Speaker 1: whatever Benny versus the Penny looks like or sounds like whatever,

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Speaker 1: you will follow us to that position that point. More

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Speaker 1: on that coming up, and we have a great rest

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Speaker 1: your Sunday. We'll catch you then. Be sure to catch

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Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two

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