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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. It is a

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast. We're all here, look at this.

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Speaker 1: We got Gandhi, we got Scary. There's Frog, I Frog, Hello,

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Speaker 1: there's Garret, and there's Scotty B and there's Danielle and

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Speaker 1: of course Straight and Nate. I feel a little puky,

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Speaker 1: like a little nauseated, yes, nauseate, there rumbling your tunney? No,

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Speaker 1: I just you know that again, like that barfi feeling,

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Speaker 1: And it's not my gird your throat Scottish bar. I

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Speaker 1: actually had a run to the bathroom during the show,

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Speaker 1: which I never ever have to do. Did you eat

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Speaker 1: that sausage as well? That looked like an octopus? No?

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Speaker 1: Did you take a lout of your a little bit?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's not a girdie feeling. It's

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Speaker 1: it's definitely like a worthy you and you're gurd by

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Speaker 1: the way. I can't believe you announced on the stage

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Speaker 1: I like gerd and the audience like did I say that? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you're drunk? You say that right? Yeah? It was definitely,

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Speaker 1: I mean I know at first sure happened while we

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Speaker 1: were judging the cocktails because he said this tequila is

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Speaker 1: no good from a gird. Was that Hobanero thing? It

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Speaker 1: was really and by the way, you did say I

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Speaker 1: have gird on stage on while you were swaying for myself.

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Speaker 1: He even make it up for the second round of announcements.

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Speaker 1: He was he stayed on the sto he almost fell.

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Speaker 1: I think it was Danielle someone copying like, look he's

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Speaker 1: gonna fall at the stage. Look he's gonna fall. Spider

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Speaker 1: Man on the side of a building, like holding onto

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Speaker 1: the rail. Really, did you notice We all kept saying that,

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Speaker 1: but nobody went over there to kind of working for

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Speaker 1: a living. One of us, my security guy, said he

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Speaker 1: had an eye on you. He was I would have

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Speaker 1: picked up his corpse alright. Well, for some reason, that

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Speaker 1: story just keeps on telling itself. I wish we had

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Speaker 1: all been that level of drunk. It would have been

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Speaker 1: much more fun. For when you get drunk, you get

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Speaker 1: really I mean, you've got it. I don't know, you

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Speaker 1: go into like this weird fit fit Julius Caesar. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you you lose energy. I mean it's like you just

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Speaker 1: wind down. Yeah, and you just see when I drink wine,

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Speaker 1: I become did you like different alcohol? So they have

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Speaker 1: different effects on wine makes me comato. But he being

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Speaker 1: Nate when he gets drunk, it's almost like he's a

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Speaker 1: bad actor playing a drunk. Does that make sense? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Nate drunk and Nate fake drunk are very similar, so

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Speaker 1: it's hard to tell the difference. You go ahead, let's

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Speaker 1: get you a front camera here, act like drunk and

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Speaker 1: talk to it. Hary boy, That's exactly that's you were

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Speaker 1: doing that. That's what you realize when you're drunk a

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Speaker 1: little different. It was about about that. It's exactly that.

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Speaker 1: Why Daniel I swear at one point and it goes, hey,

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Speaker 1: remember we went to wrestling. Remember that night? We should

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Speaker 1: go again. I go, well, wrestling is not happening right now.

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Speaker 1: He goes, let's find one. Remember how drunk I got that?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Elvis took us to. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it was, but it was, Oh my god. I

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Speaker 1: got trashed that night. I even made That was one

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Speaker 1: night where I embarrassed myself again. I did sometime on

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Speaker 1: Garrett's Instagram. I'm like, you gotta take that down. What

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Speaker 1: did you do? I don't remember remember, but I remember,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Garrett, you gotta but yeah, we were smacked

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Speaker 1: down every and you picked up your chair and started

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Speaker 1: hitting me on the head with it. Oh yes, that's

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Speaker 1: when they're drunk. You can convince them that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: You've done that, Like everybody's done that, right, where you

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Speaker 1: do something you have no memory, it's not me whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, we're staying. We're standing at the Wine

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Speaker 1: and Food festival and he goes, let's go find a

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Speaker 1: wrestling match. That's how you know Nates strongest when he

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Speaker 1: starts to invite people to hang out with him, because

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Speaker 1: he never wants to hang out first. I'm quite the antisocial.

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Speaker 1: I was a little buzzed the other night and I

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Speaker 1: did something embarrassing on Gandhi's Instagram that I were dancing.

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Speaker 1: I do remember. That wasn't the embarrassing thing for me.

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Speaker 1: It was the sucking slowly dick. See that you were

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Speaker 1: like choke smoking? Looks like is that a chow? The

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Speaker 1: small one though? I don't know whatever it was, but

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Speaker 1: I was just not cool with small ones. After I

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Speaker 1: look back at that, I'm like, why did I do that? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Gandhi posted are you ready to see this God, he

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Speaker 1: did that in real slowly, no worry. It was like

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Speaker 1: all kinds of wrong. You're not gonna You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: be popular on that day. One of those people where

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Speaker 1: if he's drunk you tell him to do anything, you

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Speaker 1: will do it like you will do any I was

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Speaker 1: a little buzzed, but I wasn't Nate level, but that

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Speaker 1: was little buzzed. That was a little buzzed. Wait, look

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Speaker 1: at his face at the end. Can you guys all

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Speaker 1: see his face? Yes, that was satisfying. Something naughty. Please,

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Speaker 1: you're dancing too. I saw you dance. You were dancing too.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking? But I was dancing well for

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Speaker 1: the camera, totally sober, no problem. All right here dances

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Speaker 1: like he's doing a belly dance routine. Do you even

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Speaker 1: notice that? Like you put your hands up, he's like

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Speaker 1: doing the bat pretty much at least this time of us.

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Speaker 1: I always do this for this time to go. What

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Speaker 1: does that mean he's packing up and get out of here?

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Speaker 1: That takes for lunch? Because okay, ask you a question

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Speaker 1: because you've been on camera, sorry at the Today's Show.

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Speaker 1: What he's been on camera at the Today Show? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Is there ever anything actually written on those pieces of

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Speaker 1: paper in front of him. Oh yeah, oh it is yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was just for show. Is I would

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Speaker 1: see them turn the pages and what they do is

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Speaker 1: they back up everything that's on the teleprompter to everything

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Speaker 1: on pages. So also so if you also want to

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Speaker 1: make a note on something coming up and you don't

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Speaker 1: have time to tell the teleprompter, you got to change it.

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Speaker 1: Forbid to teleprompting shuts off when the reporter is out

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Speaker 1: in the field. Back in the day, they would have

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Speaker 1: a pad, you know, so if they was a suspect

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Speaker 1: name or something, they could read it. And now they

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Speaker 1: use their phone. So but I just think it's weird

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Speaker 1: seeing a TV reporter looking at their phone while they're

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Speaker 1: on that look legit, conject me. I mean, how more

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Speaker 1: legit is it? You just think maybe they're looking at

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Speaker 1: Instagram while they're doing their thing. They should have a

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Speaker 1: pad something like that. They don't have a pad. Just

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Speaker 1: look weird when they're looking at their phone. I like,

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Speaker 1: that's rue. Don't look at your phone while you're on TV.

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Speaker 1: That's where their notes are. I know, they just look

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Speaker 1: at a note. Okay, it just feels weird to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know crimes gears yet. That calls my dog

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Speaker 1: earlier today. So we played family feed on the show

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Speaker 1: today and I picked you and I picked Scotty for

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Speaker 1: my team. And Andrew was like, I am so good

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Speaker 1: at family feud, like why wouldn't you make me? And

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Speaker 1: Scotty turns around and goes, because you don't know all

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Speaker 1: the old TV shows like I do. That's true. He's

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Speaker 1: so proud. Scotty did killed in the old TV show category? No, no,

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Speaker 1: you did. I think you would do very well the

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Speaker 1: real family. You could always get that bum category where

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Speaker 1: you don't know anything. You know, there are some things

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Speaker 1: that you're very knowledgeable, and then you'll get that one

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Speaker 1: like you know, name something that has a human in it.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea things that start with chow. Fuck

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Speaker 1: you for that. Hey, you did really well. We lost.

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Speaker 1: You gave out half the answers when you were trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out so kind of town main town. That

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Speaker 1: was part of my plan. That was all part of all. Right,

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Speaker 1: I think we're done. Is a tim minute morning show today, right,

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Speaker 1: there's I'm checking my notes. Rude put it down smoking here, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it smell like smoke at Scotty right, okay, rainforest in

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Speaker 1: Scotty Studio. It is so hot, disgusting, and somebody ate

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Speaker 1: something that smells like soup. I don't know degrees in

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Speaker 1: here right now. You must be medium rare by now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's just gross. Are we done? Okay? I think that's it.

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Speaker 1: I feel barfie. We're talking. Bye bye bye bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen minute morning show