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Speaker 1: You want to watch the episode, Oh, of course you do,

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Speaker 1: so click the link in the episode description from four.

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Speaker 2: Ooh you're listening the mess Yes, Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 2: so excited. Then you got lots of rest last night.

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Speaker 2: I did. I went to bed at.

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Speaker 1: Like eleven something that's I ordered some Pizza Hut and

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Speaker 1: then went to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Pizza Hut pizza. Yeah, I'll let you have Pizza Hut

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Speaker 2: order so we can write write it down. Listen. It

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Speaker 2: was nothing crazy.

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Speaker 3: It was just like a personal pan pizza Pepperoni. Also

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Speaker 3: ordered a social thoughts of one for today.

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Speaker 2: But it's one Pizza Hut pizzas. And you said Pizza

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Speaker 2: Hut not Domino not Domino's. I've moved on.

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Speaker 1: No local pizza is no Mom and Popha no like

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Speaker 1: like Pizza Hut Pizza Hot.

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Speaker 2: Are you listening?

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Speaker 1: What if I told you Pizza Hut owner is a

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Speaker 1: Trump supporter?

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Speaker 2: Would you still? Is that true? I don't know, but

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Speaker 2: well then I will be done.

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Speaker 4: You would to you was okay, the girl?

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Speaker 2: You still eat Chick fil A and they don't like

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Speaker 2: the gay Come on, now.

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Speaker 5: They're coming around to the gauge like they're saying like

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Speaker 5: they're okay now because the stuff, Yeah, it's getting better.

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Speaker 3: They're asking, they're asking the gaze. They need all the

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Speaker 3: votes they can get. So that's what it is.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're putting gays in the mix there. They're trying

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Speaker 2: to convert us over. It's just like a cult, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: You have sometimes you beat people down and then you

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Speaker 3: got to bring them up so they can be on

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Speaker 3: your team.

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Speaker 5: I saw a gay chick fil a worker at the

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Speaker 5: Atlanta airport.

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Speaker 2: It was they had color in their hair. It was

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Speaker 2: keeping direct contact you starting with homophobia this early.

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Speaker 5: No, no, I applaud it. I gave him money, I supported,

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Speaker 5: I supported everything.

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Speaker 2: So Atlanta odds are they was all gay? Oh you too?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow?

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Speaker 4: At you know they say this yeah yes, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what pot but my thoughts doesn't reflect real

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Speaker 1: housewives of Atlanta. You saw Dwight in them mink pants

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Speaker 1: at that function, yeah, I did, min Can you can you.

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Speaker 3: Imagine how hot your balls would be? Fashion first in Atlanta?

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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter the weather. Fashion forward, right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would say that's first in Atlanta.

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Speaker 2: I feel like Dbl's first.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to say I support the gays and

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Speaker 4: all their.

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Speaker 2: Oh is that what you've been thinking about and everything that.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if that's clear, if that's coming off

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Speaker 5: this episode to come out. I don't know if it's

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Speaker 5: coming off like whatever gays are doing. I'm like, how

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Speaker 5: many games friends?

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Speaker 2: I have a lot?

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Speaker 4: I have some. I have a few.

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Speaker 2: I have Sydney now that count English? Yes, I came.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's getting shaky Matteo. Yes, and we're back up.

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Speaker 4: And I don't I don't even really count them.

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Speaker 2: This is just off the top of my head.

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Speaker 1: Outside of comedy, well, I don't even have friends outside

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Speaker 5: That's honest, Like there's most real Yeah, if you take

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Speaker 5: that away from me, it's.

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Speaker 2: Just me and my family. Are you close? But I

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Speaker 2: was a Dominican. I feel like it's not people they close.

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Speaker 2: We're close.

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Speaker 5: We're close, Yeah, for sure, for sure. But comedy definitely

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Speaker 5: has me like like with gay and trans friends, which

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Speaker 5: is nice?

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Speaker 2: Are you running for? You know what's going on? He's

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Speaker 2: trying to hit all the boxes. He said, didn't know.

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Speaker 5: I just I just want to know I support Like

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Speaker 5: if you know, I support whatever. A lot of people

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Speaker 5: you know they don't support. Yes, well, let me tell

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Speaker 5: you how I support the gays.

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Speaker 1: Sydney's birthday that was gonna be my mask. Well I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm upset. Okay, Sydney's birthday February second, right, I

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Speaker 1: know and support the gaze as well.

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Speaker 4: Me and you are like basically with the support.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So I buy Syny a necklace. It says

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Speaker 2: girls on.

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Speaker 1: It that one mother of pearl. I gave it to

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Speaker 1: her weeks ago. Yeah, she like, girl, what did the gift.

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Speaker 2: You said you got me from my birthday? Sidney? Please

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Speaker 2: tell him, please finish your mess.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is not fair, because Marie, you also gave

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Speaker 3: me a book with this necklace.

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Speaker 2: Sidney, I thought this was a bookmarker.

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Speaker 5: Oh, like one of the things you put in between

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Speaker 5: the poe, because oh, it kind of gives should I

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Speaker 5: take it off and put it in between a book

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Speaker 5: so you.

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Speaker 2: Can see you mean I need you.

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Speaker 1: To take it off. There's a class on the back

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Speaker 1: of the necklace. I thought you classic to the book.

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Speaker 2: How small is the book? The book I gave you

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Speaker 2: bigger than that necklace is.

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Speaker 5: I think that's an honest mistake. I can see that

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Speaker 5: she was wearing it backwards when she came in.

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Speaker 2: I'm clearly an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fucking idiot, and you should have said this

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Speaker 1: is a necklace.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was implant.

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Speaker 4: You got it.

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Speaker 2: That's a crazy thing.

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Speaker 5: You gotta say you got friend.

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Speaker 3: It just it seemed very bookish. This now on my neck,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is fashion.

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Speaker 1: I hope it can zoom in in the back the

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Speaker 1: crew the necklace says girls.

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Speaker 4: Now, was it in the book when she gave it

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Speaker 4: to you?

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Speaker 1: No, no, it was. It was on top of the

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Speaker 1: book in a in a case like.

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Speaker 4: A necklace case.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Marie is always saying girl. So I thought she

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Speaker 1: even got this for a mina necklace. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was for us because it said girls.

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Speaker 2: So I was like the girls, me and I mean

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Speaker 2: to date.

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Speaker 4: Girls, baby, Yeah, which me and her support.

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Speaker 2: We support that. You're just going to be pleading your

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Speaker 5: Whole all right, I'll let it go. I just I

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Speaker 5: just don't want I just don't want this to get

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Speaker 2: You know that's not the clip. We are not into

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Speaker 2: clipping yet. Yeah, no, we're not doing.

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Speaker 1: You haven't even given a it's a clip worthy moment exactly.

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Speaker 1: Well you say in a necklace case, bad.

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Speaker 2: Sidney. I'm gonna give you a ring next year.

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Speaker 5: So were you using it as a book where you

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Speaker 5: have it in the book?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I had a picture of me using it in the book,

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Speaker 3: and I mean it.

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Speaker 2: Was like, well, at least she's reading. That is fair.

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Speaker 1: That's all that matters, is a good way of looking

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Speaker 1: at the chat was against me because Carolina was like,

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Speaker 1: well what book is that?

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Speaker 4: What book was it?

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Speaker 2: That's not what this is about.

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Speaker 4: I just want to payt the picture. How many pages?

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Speaker 4: Because that matters?

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Speaker 2: Chapter? It was so many pages?

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Speaker 5: How like over two hundred? Okay, because if it was

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Speaker 5: one hundred, you would know that's not a book, bark.

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Speaker 4: You should read that. It was a big book.

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Speaker 2: Need a bookmark? You could literally just fold the I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to do that. I was changing my weay.

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Speaker 2: Real book people don't do that. They have bookmarkers.

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Speaker 4: That is a real book.

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Speaker 2: People don't call them book markers. They just call them bookmarks.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Frie, one dayla looks good on you. It looks good,

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Speaker 1: It looks great on you.

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Speaker 4: It's good, it's great.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I haven't been wearing it the Marie

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Speaker 1: the last time you got me a necklace, I wore

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Speaker 1: that bitch out.

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Speaker 2: I wore it out so much that I had to

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Speaker 2: buy it.

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Speaker 5: Wait on, hold on, hold on. So it's already established

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Speaker 5: that Marie gets you necklaces.

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Speaker 2: That one looked like a necklace. This will looks like

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Speaker 2: a necklace. No, it does not, Marie. If it's I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna take it off, you know. No, it was so hard.

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Speaker 2: It was so hard to get it on you. I'm

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Speaker 2: a post in the in the stories.

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Speaker 5: That I think the fact that she has a reputation

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Speaker 5: of getting you necklaces and then she hands you another necklace,

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Speaker 5: I think when you add those two things, wasn't gold.

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Speaker 2: If it was if this was gold, it wasn't gold.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh I need a mini. It would

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Speaker 2: have been like looking, I'm like, Marie, Marie is doing well.

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Speaker 2: I was like gold, of course, not gold plated gold.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: I was like, we did another year of friendship. I

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Speaker 1: thought I was getting platinum.

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Speaker 2: I can't see it this necklace. Weeks ago. Warning I

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Speaker 2: was like, I guess you don't like girls no more. No,

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Speaker 2: folded in a book.

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Speaker 5: I feel like when you put the three things the

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Speaker 5: fact that she gives you necklaces.

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Speaker 2: One necklace necklaces.

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Speaker 4: It's in a necklace case.

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Speaker 3: I wish I had the case to show. It did

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Speaker 3: not seem like a case. It just seemed like it was.

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Speaker 3: It was a red long box.

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Speaker 4: I feel like, like like like a jewelry box.

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Speaker 2: You didn't see pretty woman when he snapped it. It

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Speaker 2: wasn't one of those friends.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't an No, it was not was it like

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Speaker 4: a like a like a ziplock.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not answering any more questions unless I have

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Speaker 3: my representative present, because yes, in a meana, I need

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Speaker 3: somebody to speak on behalf of me, because obviously I'm

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Speaker 3: not good at speaking from when.

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Speaker 1: I tell you for the last three weeks, you like,

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Speaker 1: she don't got no jewelry on or nothing.

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Speaker 4: Stay, how'd you bring it up?

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Speaker 2: Sydney said, Remember when you said you had a gift

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Speaker 2: for me? Did it ever come? She had it? She

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Speaker 2: asked me this yesterday. I said, girl, I gave it

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Speaker 2: to you. I'll show you the text messages. This was

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Speaker 2: very embarrassing. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you again, and you're gonna know what

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Speaker 1: get her?

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Speaker 2: A complicated one though, like get her one to be confusing.

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Speaker 2: I am I'm gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: Don't you put it in a pizza box.

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Speaker 2: Pizza put it in the box.

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Speaker 3: Well, that was gonna be my mess too. So we

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Speaker 3: had a combo mess today. So that's just your mess.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're speaking on behalf of me, of my mess.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think it's mess all right. As a

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Speaker 2: curator of mess, of a liver of mess.

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Speaker 1: It felt like, you know, I'm just doing what I

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Speaker 1: can for the pot, and so you can't say that

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Speaker 1: I don't do Hey.

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Speaker 2: I actually can't say that. You you do bring mess

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Speaker 2: every week. Thank you. Let me just get into my

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Speaker 2: to him. We didn't even introduce you, Yeah, we didn't.

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Speaker 3: Ian Lara's here, Ian Laura are our king, her Dominican Daddy.

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Speaker 3: Well, because I didn't want to. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's fairy Laura, Poppy Lara.

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Speaker 2: Should we get merch?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think the last time you recorded with us,

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Speaker 5: Yes, we were at Yes, we were at the apartment,

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Speaker 5: I was just in Atlanta and somebody came to my

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Speaker 2: Oh they did, oh my solo show. Yeah, and they

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Speaker 5: She told me that she went to see you, and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he asked you. Yes, that's very progressive of him.

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Speaker 5: Oh by who he is? Oh he was. I think

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Speaker 5: Yeah, not a I'm saying he was he saw a

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Speaker 4: He was like, I'm gonna go for it.

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Speaker 2: I say, it's given very professional. Oh I hate that. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: So I said, I'm just I'm here to observe, right.

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Speaker 4: I misjudged him.

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Speaker 1: Physically. It was giving Tommy from the Parent Rangers. Do

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Speaker 5: I was like, he looks like the guy that would

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Speaker 2: Right, but he's talking to me. He got a little acent.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, Spanish, I said, what what is this?

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Speaker 2: Who is this? But but if you didn't have any

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any because I was waiting on my

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Speaker 2: So you were early because else okay something else that

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Speaker 1: Because she was late today.

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Speaker 1: Instead of you and the green Ranger, Me and the

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Speaker 2: Look at me?

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Speaker 4: Come yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: Now we on the We on like a little mini

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Speaker 4: He's taking me, He's showing you around.

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Speaker 2: He's showing me this exhibit that he had just seen

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Speaker 4: That's very romantic.

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Speaker 2: It was cute. I feel like I was in a room. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's very romantic. I'm like. He goes, what's your name?

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Speaker 2: By the way, we hadn't even exchanged names. Now that

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Speaker 1: He's asking me what I do? I said, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: say comedian, voiceover. I'm a voiceover artist. Yeah, I talked

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's a lot of questions.

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Speaker 5: Are you hit them with that? Okay, what we're doing

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Speaker 5: a podcast?

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Speaker 2: You do? He tells me he is a salsa instrument.

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Speaker 5: I knew this, Yeah, friend, I got that. Yeah, from

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Speaker 2: I said, oh, okay, we're we're talking, we vibing because

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Speaker 2: He said, Oh, I'm white. That's the mess. That's the mess.

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Speaker 4: Hunter that did you alert the museum?

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Speaker 2: You have to?

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Speaker 4: I said, I would ask for the manager.

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Speaker 2: I said, I got I have to go meet my friends.

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Speaker 1: But those be the ones. They're the ones that always teaching.

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Speaker 3: One restaurant now they're now they're the head chefs there

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Speaker 5: Yesterday I had this yesterday. Yeah, I went to a

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Speaker 4: My wad or white. I'm like, I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I'm not paying for this.

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Speaker 2: It is different.

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Speaker 5: It was no because it was one of those Korean

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Speaker 2: I mean I did. I didn't like that. No, I

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Speaker 4: I did not like that. Yeah, I was like, where

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Speaker 1: You know, listen, I know it's white people who listen

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Speaker 2: No, I am this episode. I'm not saams. I'm saying

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Speaker 4: In the past, yes, but so that was the mess.

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Speaker 1: But I've never thank you. But I've never been with

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Speaker 1: now yeah, And then he said I said I don't

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was when you said that, I was

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Speaker 4: So that's what that gave it away from me?

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Speaker 2: Does not exist?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, anyway, how did you make the exit?

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Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta go meet my friends. So

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Speaker 5: Like after he said, you didn't even have one follow

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Speaker 2: So he said, I'm white.

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Speaker 4: You said I gotta go meet my friends. That's an

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Speaker 2: No, you don't need that. That was enough. That's the answer.

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Speaker 1: You looked like Tommy from Power Rangers, because you are

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Speaker 4: Okay, I see.

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Speaker 2: But the accent. He had a little bit of an accent,

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Speaker 2: So I was like, what it was given? Are you

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Speaker 4: No, it's Bushwick accent, the Bushwick white accent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ok, yeah, hello? Hey?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Was he was?

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Speaker 2: He off put?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 2: Did he feel like? Was he?

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Speaker 4: Like? What did I did? I say something the man?

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Speaker 2: So I went downstairs to find my friends, and I'm

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Speaker 2: He catches me taking a lap, grabs me and says,

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Speaker 2: let's dance. It's a black lady behind him. Girl, you

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Speaker 2: gotta dance.

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Speaker 4: Well yeah that they will talk like that. Yeah, say you.

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Speaker 2: Dance with but I got a tope bag. Hold, say

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Speaker 2: you dance with him?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean that mask.

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Speaker 5: No, I understand because she's not used to like being

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Speaker 2: Know where to go. She's the clip, the clip. No,

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Speaker 2: she's walking around.

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Speaker 4: She don't know what to do with her hands.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's on a date. This is not like normal people.

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Speaker 2: You know, you're gonna sit down. I'm a little early.

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Speaker 4: Let me answer my email.

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Speaker 2: She's plate from the music. She's a fish out of water.

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Speaker 2: He's I got it.

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Speaker 4: I understand.

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Speaker 2: This is why I can't be early. Yeah, because you

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Speaker 4: I understand now.

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Speaker 2: I see that.

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Speaker 3: I see how the joke just came together. But Marie,

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Speaker 5: Oh, we got I don't think she's gonna. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: I was telling somebody that, Yes, I don't think she's

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Speaker 2: You know Marie. They're like I said, you have to

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Speaker 2: lie to her, have to lie to her about the time.

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00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,080
Speaker 4: But then she'll get mad if she's there on time,

452
00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,080
Speaker 4: and it's not do you.

453
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,160
Speaker 2: Really know her? Because he does know me. I hate these.

454
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,160
Speaker 4: I know these. I know this archetype.

455
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,600
Speaker 2: Oh, he said, you're not even doing nothing different. This

456
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,080
Speaker 2: is a type.

457
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,080
Speaker 1: This is a type the type of persons?

458
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,000
Speaker 2: Daughter is it? Is it a person or a disease?

459
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:48,919
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't see disease. I'm very Uh, it's very fluid.

460
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,240
Speaker 5: But I think this is a type of.

461
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:54,080
Speaker 2: Person and that makes sense because he's a man. So

462
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,680
Speaker 2: is this an anti man? Yeah? Not supported.

463
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,720
Speaker 4: I'm just asking. I just want to know where we're

464
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,600
Speaker 4: going so you can go together.

465
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,520
Speaker 2: What men do? They'd be like, I'm clean. Yeah, you're clean.

466
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 2: That's not right there clean.

467
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,439
Speaker 4: I don't do this. I don't do this.

468
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,400
Speaker 2: You wrap it up every time. Let me see your wallet.

469
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,880
Speaker 5: There's no condom in there. Because I'm thirty five years old.

470
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,320
Speaker 5: I'm not walking around with a condom.

471
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,399
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not like.

472
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,520
Speaker 4: I'm not like.

473
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,480
Speaker 5: My life doesn't doesn't end in sex enough that requires

474
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,200
Speaker 5: me to walk.

475
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 2: Around with a condom frequently. Your life doesn't end with sex, Marie. Yeah,

476
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 2: I think I should just do this podcast with you because.

477
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 5: What you're lying No, no, no, I'll say my mess now,

478
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,680
Speaker 5: I'll say my mess.

479
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:46,680
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, his message you don't where No, I don't

480
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: even put that out into the universe right now, he's

481
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:49,959
Speaker 1: getting serious.

482
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 5: All right, you did say that I wasn't talking about sexually.

483
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 5: I'll see those like, what is that what I look like?

484
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, put the flashlight on it, like.

485
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 2: I got a mess.

486
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 4: I got a mess.

487
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 5: Okay, So this happened to me recently. I was I

488
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 5: was on the road. There was a girl who lived

489
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,120
Speaker 5: there who I was friends with since college.

490
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 4: Now we didn't go to the same college. We met.

491
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 5: We actually met on spring break and just became cool.

492
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 5: And we were cool, like we never had nothing.

493
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,120
Speaker 2: It was not like that.

494
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 5: We were just cool and we became friends. That was

495
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 5: over now, fifteen years ago. I just happened to be

496
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 5: in her city. She's now a mom with children. I

497
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 5: just happened to be in her city. She wanted to

498
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 5: come to the show. She came to the show, she

499
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 5: brought some friends with her. After the show, her and

500
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 5: her friend group of friends was like five girls and me.

501
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 5: They invited me out to like a place to have

502
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 5: a drink. I said, sure, we'll go. We all went

503
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 5: together to the bar to have a drink. After the bar,

504
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 5: she drove me back to my to where I was staying.

505
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 5: It was yeah, it was airbnb the club. The club

506
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 5: I got me an airbnb for me in the future.

507
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she drove me there.

508
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 5: When when she got there, we stood in the car

509
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 5: like talking, like just kind of like catching up for

510
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 5: like maybe like an hour.

511
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 4: She told me like.

512
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 5: It was a place where like things closed early, so

513
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 5: it wasn't too late.

514
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 4: It might it might have been.

515
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 2: Like maybe like midnight to one midnight. Yeah, that's pretty late.

516
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 2: Relieve the babysitterup. Yeah, I don't know what she's married.

517
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,479
Speaker 4: Well, she was, she was separated. She wasn't with her

518
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 4: that she was separated. So we're up.

519
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 5: We're there for like an hour, we're having conversation or whatever.

520
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 2: She leaves.

521
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 4: I go in, like the Christian that I am.

522
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 2: I go to sleep. I take a shot.

523
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 4: I go to sleep. Don't think nothing of it.

524
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 2: The morning.

525
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 5: In the morning time comes my feature. This white guy

526
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 5: comes knocking on my door. Boom boom, boom.

527
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,120
Speaker 2: It could have been.

528
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 4: He's like, hey man, he knocks on the door. I

529
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 4: open up. He's like hey man, like he's whispering. I'm like,

530
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 4: what's up. He's like, do you have a girl in there?

531
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 5: And I'm like no, And he's like, oh, because there's

532
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 5: a guy outside that said that he's looking for his wife.

533
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 5: He thinks she's in here, and I'm like, I'm putting

534
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 5: two and two together. I'm like what, So I'm like no,

535
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 5: I mean, there's nobody in here. So just like just

536
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 5: tell him mo whatever.

537
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 2: He'll go away. And he's like, I tell him all.

538
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 4: He was like, I'll handle it.

539
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,479
Speaker 2: So he goes, you let this white guy speak on

540
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 2: behalf of you.

541
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 5: It was better this way, I explained. So he goes

542
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 5: out there, he handles it right. He comes back in

543
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 5: and he's like, all right, the guy left. I took

544
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 5: care of it. I'm like cool.

545
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 4: I text the girl.

546
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, some guy just showed up here looking

547
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 5: for his wife my friend. She goes, oh, yeah, I

548
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 5: forgot to tell you. That's my ex husband. We're separated.

549
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 5: Like he just got out of prison. He's he had

550
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 5: there's a warrant, a warren out for like his arrest.

551
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 5: Like the cobs been looking for me. He's been stalking me,

552
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 5: and I was gonna choose, like I was gonna tell you.

553
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 5: I think last night when I was out, he broke

554
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 5: into the house and tracked me on the iPad and

555
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 5: that's how he got the address from where I dropped

556
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:16,479
Speaker 5: you off at.

557
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: Because the car was.

558
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 5: There for like a substantial amount of time, so that's

559
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,719
Speaker 5: how he showed up.

560
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: She was like, look, don't worry about it.

561
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call the police and don't worry about it.

562
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 2: She knew he broke into the house, and she hadn't

563
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: called the castle.

564
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 5: Well she had, I don't know what she had. She

565
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 5: hadn't thought that it was relevant to me yet. She

566
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 5: hadn't put that together. She had just sawn you yeah,

567
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 5: but she didn't put that together that he had tracked

568
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 5: because the night there was mad different movements and he

569
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 5: didn't show up like she thought if he broke in

570
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 5: last night, he would have found with a car is

571
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 5: show up last night?

572
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 4: So she thought he broke in and like, you know,

573
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 4: just whatever.

574
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: Baby, he broke in, I'm calling.

575
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: But also he broke in, he didn't take anything. It

576
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: just messed yeah, okay.

577
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 4: It gets mess up.

578
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 5: Oh, So she's like, look, don't worry about it, like whatever,

579
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 5: Like I'm just gonna call the cops, and I'm like,

580
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 5: don't worry about it. This is an open carry state,

581
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 5: you know. So it's like, I'm not exactly, I don't know.

582
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 5: I'm from New York.

583
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 2: We don't have guns.

584
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 5: If we're not criminals usually, and I was he's that

585
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 5: and he's a criminals. So I was like, I mean,

586
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 5: is he armed? And she was like, well, possibly, but

587
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 5: to them, it's not a thing as it is to us.

588
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 5: To them, is like, she's like, yeah, everyone's armed. So

589
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 5: I'm like, can.

590
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 2: You speak to him?

591
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 5: And she's like, well, there's a restraining order and I'm

592
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 5: not really allowed to speak to him by the courts

593
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 5: for the courts, but she's like, but for you, because

594
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 5: it's you, I'll give him a call.

595
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 4: And I'm like I'm like, oh, thank you, thank you

596
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,679
Speaker 4: for yeah, thank you.

597
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 5: So she gives him a call. She calls back and

598
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 5: she's like hey. Like she's being like, she's like hey, so,

599
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,719
Speaker 5: and I'm like, yeah, what's up.

600
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 4: She's like.

601
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 2: She's like, so he knows who you are.

602
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 4: And I'm like, how does he know who you are?

603
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 2: You're famous. She's like, well, he.

604
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 5: Tracked my locations yesterday, so he found out that you

605
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 5: were the comedian at the club because I was at

606
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 5: the comedy club. And I imagine she goes, I imagine

607
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 5: he looked at the lineup and saw that the other

608
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 5: two comics were white, and you're the only black guy,

609
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 5: and she he knew that I wouldn't be hanging out

610
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 5: or talking to any white guy, so he knows who

611
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 5: you are. And I'm like, so what I mean, should

612
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 5: I be worried?

613
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: And she's like, he should be, he should be a detective.

614
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: He's doing great work.

615
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 4: No, he's I'm impressed.

616
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's like, she's like worried, what's worried really amongst men?

617
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 4: Like she's like she's being like coy about it. She's like, worried,

618
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 4: what is worried?

619
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 2: Really?

620
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 4: Life is what life is?

621
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 2: Right, So I'm like, I just about to ask that.

622
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 4: So I called the club.

623
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 5: I called the club manager and it's one of these

624
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 5: he's a nut job, Like you know what of these

625
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 5: club managers was also nuts? So I called the club

626
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 5: and the club is like yesterday when we left, some

627
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 5: guy came looking asking for her, facing for a girl,

628
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 5: and then asking for me.

629
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 3: So wait, they didn't even so no one is contacting

630
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,239
Speaker 3: you about any of this until you contacted.

631
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 5: Them, so exactly, so people haven't put it together yet.

632
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 5: So I tell the club manager what's going on. The

633
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 5: club managers like, don't worry, I'm armed, And I'm like

634
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 5: that doesn't make me feel safe.

635
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, yeah, He's like, I got it.

636
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 5: I was like, can we get police involved?

637
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

638
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 4: Can police be there for my shows tonight?

639
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 5: Because I have a very specific time that i'll be there,

640
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 5: and he's aware of that, Like, if you're looking for me,

641
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 5: there's a very specific time where you can find me.

642
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: Do you think he would come before the show or

643
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 2: after the show?

644
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 4: I think I would like police.

645
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 5: This is where I'm at. I'm in a foreign state.

646
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 5: I don't feel comfortable. I don't know anybody here. I

647
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 5: would like police. So I got off the phone with him.

648
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,239
Speaker 5: He's like, no, don't problem. He's like, no problem, I

649
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 5: know the cops. I'm like, I don't even know what

650
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 5: that means, Like we all know the car, Like what

651
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 5: do you mean? He's like, they'll be here, no.

652
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: Nine one one.

653
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 5: I'll just talk like it's a hard exactly. That's what

654
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 5: I'm saying, Like, I don't know what that means. I

655
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 5: get off the phone. I go to my feature. I'm like, hey, man,

656
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 5: so what happened with the guy and the features? Like, okay,

657
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 5: so I was cleaning my van. He's like when he

658
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 5: lived in a van in the feature, he was like

659
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 5: so yeah, he's cleaning.

660
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 2: My story is a mess clearly.

661
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 5: So the guy comes out, he's like I was. He's like,

662
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 5: I'm like, so tell me what happened. He's like, I'm

663
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 5: cleaning my van. Right, some guy pulls up in like

664
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 5: a car, and I'm like what did the guy look like?

665
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 5: I'm thinking maybe I could take him. He was like

666
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 5: like a football player, and I'm like, like with dreads.

667
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: He was like yeah, I said black.

668
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

669
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 5: He's like yeah black dreads like big. I'm like, all right, cool,

670
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 5: and I'm like, so, so what did he say? He

671
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 5: was like, well, he got off the car and then

672
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 5: he came up to me and he was like, hey,

673
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 5: is my wife in there? And I was like, so

674
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 5: what you say? He was like, I played the scared

675
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 5: white guy card. I was like, hey, man, like it's

676
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 5: just me here, Like I don't know what you're talking about.

677
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 5: He's like, I played like the white guy in distress card,

678
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 5: you know, and and and the guy's like at first

679
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 5: he didn't believe me, but then he saw me and

680
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 5: he's like, there's no way my girl would be with

681
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 5: this guy. He's like a big nerdy wor guy. So

682
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 5: he believed he was like, hey, man, I don't want

683
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 5: any problem. He's like he act like he was panic.

684
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 5: He's like, then I ran in and I told you

685
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 5: and uh, and then the guy left.

686
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: Wait he said it's just me here, so you're then

687
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 1: he ran in and told you. What did he tell

688
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: the man he was running to do?

689
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 4: No, he was just like he was scared, like he

690
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 4: was running inside, like scared.

691
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: That makes sense, like like, come up on me. I'm

692
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: going in the house.

693
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, like he's panicking.

694
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like if I'm like, it's just me here.

695
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: And then I go in and the guy still asked,

696
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: like what you understand what I'm saying.

697
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: He said he was playing.

698
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 5: They're like, oh no, like I just don't know, like

699
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 5: I don't I don't speak to black people.

700
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 2: Let me see if there's anybody in there.

701
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 5: I think he was just like I'm going inside, like

702
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 5: I don't feel safe here. I'm going inside, like he

703
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 5: told him Matt And the guy at that point, he's like, yeah,

704
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 5: my girl wouldn't fuck you. So he's he's he's taking

705
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 5: a liking to him.

706
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: Man.

707
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 3: And I'm sure your friend, I'm sure your opener didn't

708
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 3: feel no type of way he's like, thank god I

709
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 3: wasn't black.

710
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he was.

711
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 5: I think he said that probably before all the times

712
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 5: of life, but here for sure, this was like yeah,

713
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 5: here was like definitely a time where yeah, yeah, he

714
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 5: screamed it into his vein.

715
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah right, right right, he said thank God for my

716
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 2: dirty sketch.

717
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 5: So so I go, So I do the show. I'm thinking, like,

718
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 5: maybe I need to get out of this show. But

719
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 5: I'm like the girl, like throughout the day, she's updated me.

720
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 5: She's like, hey, I spoke to the cops, like they're

721
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 5: looking for him. She's like, I really wouldn't worry about it.

722
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 5: I don't think he wants to go back to prison.

723
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 5: I think like he just got out and I don't

724
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 5: think he's so I wouldn't worry about it. So I'm like, well,

725
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 5: just tell him that the cops know and that I'm

726
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 5: going to have police. So if he comes, he's gonna

727
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 5: get arrested, and he's black, he probably get shot.

728
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 2: Why would you tell her to tell him that so.

729
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: He knows, don't just get shot if he needs to be.

730
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 5: I don't even want I mean, I don't want to.

731
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 5: I don't want to know the black man getting killed.

732
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 5: I'm like, from my behalf.

733
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 2: Man, no idea. Look at you flip flopping again coming

734
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: out of black history.

735
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 1: Shot he was gonna take out my short king like

736
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: a call of love situation.

737
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: You know. It's like if Ian says that, then he

738
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 2: will show up. He will show up.

739
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because.

740
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 5: He's because they're looking for him already, they're looking for him.

741
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 4: He's like he's avoiding them.

742
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: If he's doing all these if he's making all these rounds,

743
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: it's clear he wants to go back to jail.

744
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: It's clear.

745
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 4: It's uh, it's just giving that the lines are blur.

746
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: Oh look at you having empathy for somebody who's trying

747
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 2: to track you.

748
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 4: Down without a guy. That's my thing, virgo, Oh thank you.

749
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 4: So I go. I do my shows, right, I'm scared.

750
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 4: I'm on stage.

751
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 5: I'm like, so you haven't been in an uber. The

752
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 5: mic is shaken. I'm looking out, yeah, I'm looking out

753
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 5: for I'm like, keep the lights on in the room.

754
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 5: I'm looking out for murderers trying to kill me, you know.

755
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 5: And I had two shows on a Saturday. I'm doing

756
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 5: the show. I get on stage, I go hide in

757
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 5: the back like I'm trying to avoid because I'm out

758
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 5: of town. If I was in New York, I wouldn't

759
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 5: have felt that way, Like I would have just yeah,

760
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 5: I would have just yeah, I would have been good

761
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 5: if I.

762
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: Think they were.

763
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 4: But it was not in a good way. You know,

764
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 4: you ever seen you ever?

765
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 5: No, you know those shows that they're packed, but it's

766
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 5: not the good good like you could you Let's just

767
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 5: say I was in a part of the country you could.

768
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 2: You could probably count the amount of teeth in the audience,

769
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean. Were you in Arizona?

770
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 4: No, No, Arizona was great, No, I was. It was

771
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 4: the deep South.

772
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 5: It was deep South, deep South, you know, shut out

773
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 5: to them too, Like you don't need teeth to come

774
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 5: to my shows.

775
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 4: You can come. I'll take whatever I can get.

776
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

777
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of gums, a

778
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 4: lot of gum laughers.

779
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 2: One.

780
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I don't I don't judge. I'm like, thank you,

781
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 5: thank you for for coming out a little bit.

782
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

783
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 4: I just want to paint the picture so you guys

784
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 4: get it.

785
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: I don't want you, guys, I don't want you, storyteller.

786
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 5: I don't say I want you guys to miss anything. So,

787
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 5: by the way, I'm in the green like I'm backstage

788
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 5: in the green room. The manager he keeps coming in.

789
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 5: He's another job. He's like, just so you know, I

790
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 5: got it on me. I'm like, that doesn't make me

791
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 5: feel any.

792
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 4: Better at all. Please get out, Please don't stand in

793
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 4: here with your gun.

794
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 5: It's the wild wild weapon. This is this is deep South,

795
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 5: Deep South. I mean this is like, I think this

796
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 5: thing is KKK like place like that.

797
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 3: And you love comedy that much that you're like, I'll

798
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,479
Speaker 3: risk my life to tell some jokes.

799
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up?

800
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 5: Well, I think I was. I think I was convinced

801
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 5: that I wasn't risking my life. I don't think like

802
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 5: I don't think I went in there thinking that I

803
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 5: was risking my life. I think she was like, look,

804
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 5: don't worry about it.

805
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: He's harmless.

806
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 5: I'm like, you got a restraining on him, though, I

807
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 5: don't think that's harmless, right, But long story show, I

808
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 5: do all the shows. I end the show like, I

809
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 5: get police escorted back to the to the condo. Everything

810
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 5: is good. I'm on the first thing, smoking out of it.

811
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 5: I get back home. I'm like, yeah, I'm good. I'm like,

812
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 5: I made it. I'm on a flight, so it's your

813
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 5: take off. I'm like, imagine he looks good. Yeah, I'm

814
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 5: thinking he's gonna be like tap me on. Long story short.

815
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 5: I'm like, I gotta I gotta do better with life.

816
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 5: You know, this isn't the life that my that my

817
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 5: parents wanted for me. So I I I completely erase

818
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 5: it out of my mind. And a couple of weeks

819
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 5: go by, I get a call from the girl. She's like,

820
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 5: and I'm like, what is it now? You know your

821
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 5: phone ringing? I started, I'm trembling. I'm like, I wouldn't

822
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 5: pick up. I'm I'm curious.

823
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 2: I need a closer.

824
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 4: I need that's the thing.

825
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 5: I need closure, the stories like and I like a

826
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 5: lot of times when I shouldn't, I still do.

827
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 4: So she called me.

828
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: I picked up.

829
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 5: She's like, hey, I'm like what else. Yeah, She's like, no,

830
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 5: good news. Just wanted to tell you. Just got a

831
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 5: call from the police. They apprehended the suspect, so you

832
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 5: got nothing to worry about. He's gonna be locked up,

833
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 5: so you're good. And I was like, thank you.

834
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like that's the closer you need, mabe.

835
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 2: But what about this all? You want another black man

836
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: in jail again? What happened?

837
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 5: What about I want another No? I didn't say, yeah,

838
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 5: I want another black man in jail. I don't want

839
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 5: him shot. Want yeah, I don't want him to shot,

840
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 5: but for prison time.

841
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 4: I think it is.

842
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: So you should go to jail for following you around,

843
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: restraining and looking to her home.

844
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 2: Remind me, remind me, I forgot. You're not you're not

845
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: following the case. Yeah, it wasn't because of me.

846
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 4: You're not.

847
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: You're not finding the detective. I don't want to be

848
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 2: a detective. I'm good. She said the word apprehended. That's

849
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 2: a good. Yeah.

850
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 5: It was very law and order vibes, like she was

851
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 5: like that the suspect has been apprehended.

852
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 4: I was like, what are you talking about. She's like,

853
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 4: they arrested my husband, so.

854
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: Now he's her husband again. She was like he was

855
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: they were mad, but they were separated. Yeah, because he

856
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 2: went to jail.

857
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she should you should tell her like, hey, girl,

858
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: you should start all conversations like that, like, hey, my

859
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: ex just got out of jail and he's stucking me.

860
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 2: You know what it was, you know what it was?

861
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 5: She was one of these girls that when you would

862
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 5: not you would never think was involved in a life

863
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 5: like this, Like she was like a scientist and she just.

864
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 4: Dated like a hood guy.

865
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 2: Those be the one I know. I know what I'm

866
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: saying to her.

867
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 5: She was just like I'm so embarrassed, like she was

868
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 5: like some bad man.

869
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like her.

870
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 4: Family was all like doctors, like.

871
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So I think she was just like embarrassed

872
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 2: to be part of that, but not embarrassed.

873
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: She was fucking drop it like, no, she wasn't and.

874
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: She didn't do that.

875
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 4: No, No, she didn't do nothing.

876
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 2: That he didn't do nothing because he might be watching

877
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: the podcast.

878
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what he's watching. I don't know

879
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 4: if in jail they got YouTube and they do.

880
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go live in jail, they definitely have you.

881
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 4: She didn't do that. Yeah, we had.

882
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 5: A talk in the car and then stopped. If you're

883
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 5: watching this in prison, I want you to know it

884
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 5: didn't have it.

885
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're watching this from prison, when you get out,

886
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: come on.

887
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're saying that y'all didn't cup because people

888
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 3: are listening, but y'all have hooked up.

889
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 4: No, we didn't hook up. Okay, we didn't hook up. Yeah, no,

890
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 4: we didn't hook up.

891
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 2: Because she likes bad guys and you're a good guy.

892
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, But do you think like girls who like

893
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 5: bad guys, they'll still I could. I could read bad

894
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 5: if you don't know anything about me, If you don't speak,

895
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 5: you think it's the talking that gives it away.

896
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sound like you got books at the house.

897
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

898
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: You got the loudbeads. The loud beads is giving I'm

899
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: a good guy, is it?

900
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:32,959
Speaker 2: Yeah?

901
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 5: I do have in my house and in my car

902
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 5: people good guy.

903
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 2: Bad guys don't have diffusion. Yeah, that's right.

904
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: They can't even spell. They don't care about the air

905
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: they smoke in the house. Yeah, yeah, I have don't

906
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: have Apple watches.

907
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 2: No, I'm monitoring my sleep.

908
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 4: Yeah that's yeah.

909
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 2: They're definitely not a bad monitor. You're sleep, Yeah, you

910
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: sleep the night that you thought that, man, what you did.

911
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 4: I was nervous. I thought maybe I should get a gun.

912
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 5: I thought maybe I should get a gun for the

913
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 5: two days that she was But it was in one

914
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 5: of those cities where you could just go to Walmart

915
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 5: and get one leave.

916
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 4: I didn't think it that far through.

917
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: Can you tell us what city that is? So we

918
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 3: don't go there. I'm good. I don't mean I'll tell

919
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 3: you off there. No, that's where my family's from.

920
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh baby, do you know they have like ak

921
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 1: forty sevens.

922
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, people just be walking here. Do you get the story?

923
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 2: Now? Oh? My god, and you should have set that

924
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 2: up top. I'm so glad you made it.

925
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 4: Out, thank you.

926
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's so many cousins of mine. A

927
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 1: murdered in broad daylight. Yeah, that was gonna be me

928
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: god in.

929
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, the roaches are big as horses there.

930
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 4: Life comes at too fast.

931
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: My uncle Shugardu used to lock the refrigerator door.

932
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 4: For the roach.

933
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 5: No for the gang, says, I don't get I don't know.

934
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 4: The roaches was opening the free Oh, they were shooting up.

935
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 4: They were shooting up this ridge.

936
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 3: His grandkids drive, shooting up his friee, their grandkids. They

937
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 3: would have come in and like just like drink him

938
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 3: out of you know, eat and drink.

939
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 2: Out of house and home. You know. So he started

940
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 2: locking refrigerated. I don't think.

941
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 5: That's I don't think that specific to Arkansas. I think

942
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 5: that's just like a thing that grandkids do. Like you

943
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 5: kind of just threw it in there like I had

944
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,479
Speaker 5: to do it.

945
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: He used to lock up the fridge.

946
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 5: Because there's grandkids. But you said, she said you used

947
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 5: to put change run fridge. I thought you had some

948
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 5: strong ass roaches do hun there? Your stories don't don't

949
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 5: follow each other. Yeah, my uncle used to No, no,

950
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 5: this is how you told the story. You said, Oh

951
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 5: my god, they have a K forty sevens out there.

952
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 5: I've lost a lot of cousins. The roaches are as

953
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 5: big as as horses. My grandfather used to lock up

954
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 5: the fridge. Logically, it's safe for me to assume it's

955
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 5: either for the roaches.

956
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: Okay, you've taken an English class or okay, all right,

957
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 2: I didn't know I was here with Professor Laura. I

958
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 2: just I just got down.

959
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 4: I like how you tell stories.

960
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 5: I did feel like they was related, but you just

961
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 5: at throwing out facts, just like this is all the

962
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 5: stuff that happened.

963
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we hearing it. Imperfect.

964
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, no, I I appreciate that. I kind of

965
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 5: like the way you tell stories. I just need follow ups.

966
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 5: If he was given me follow ups, We're good.

967
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: I'm done. Y'all talk. I'm just gonna listen. And I

968
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 2: like how you tell stories because you gave us detailed. Yeah,

969
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 2: that was really good. That was That was the whole episode. Friend.

970
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 4: You really just oh, thank you, thank you.

971
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: No, that was I'm glad you you made it out.

972
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 4: Dude, I appreciate that.

973
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: I was. That's scary.

974
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 4: I was nervous. I'm not gonna lie like all joke

975
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 4: to side. Part of me was like, I was nervous.

976
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 5: I was hoping like if if he found me, he

977
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 5: wanted to talk, because just be unfortunate for me to

978
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 5: get killed and not have gotten vagina off of it.

979
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: That would have made it.

980
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 4: That would have been No. I don't want to say

981
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 4: worth it, but you know, like.

982
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be for something that I didn't get.

983
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 5: Bright, you're killing me for something and I didn't get

984
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,959
Speaker 5: has impeated you?

985
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 3: Why are you friends with her? Like I I'm no offense.

986
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 5: It's just like, aside from the sociopathic husband, she's a

987
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 5: good person and that's not really her.

988
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 4: That wasn't really her choosing, you.

989
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 3: Know, but the fact that he got out he's been

990
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 3: stalking her and she didn't mention that at all.

991
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: And you I had spent the whole evening together. That's

992
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: kind of crazy.

993
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 2: But it wasn't just them together. It was like homegirls there.

994
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: Like you think they didn't know that mister man was out, No,

995
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 2: well on the town. I think.

996
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,439
Speaker 5: I think all the stars just aligned on that night.

997
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 5: It was like she had a restraining order and hadn't

998
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 5: seen them for months.

999
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 4: Oh okay, it just so.

1000
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: Happened that that night he broke in found out where

1001
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: she was. I was part of it.

1002
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 4: It was just like the stars alignment.

1003
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so she was just trying to stars never aligned.

1004
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 4: I know, I know, I don't know. That's just why

1005
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: I don't deal with people like who are married.

1006
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: That's why. Yeah, that's why you don't get married.

1007
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 4: Because their husbands get mad.

1008
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they Yeah, which is fair, that's a fair

1009
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 5: I'm not even I'm not debating that.

1010
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: That's like a fair reason to get mad. He is like,

1011
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: I'm so hot. These men could not trust me around

1012
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 2: their wives because.

1013
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 4: Look at these guns.

1014
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: No, I had other guns, you got those.

1015
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 4: I think he just shot me in the arm. I

1016
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 4: have been on the floor literally just playing on the

1017
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 4: floor with the van.

1018
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 2: Was just gonna jump in his car.

1019
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 4: No, yeah, he was not. He was not gonna fight

1020
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 4: or do anything.

1021
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 2: He was gonna jump in his house and drive away.

1022
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 4: I asked him, what would you have done if he

1023
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 4: attacked you?

1024
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 5: And he was like, he said, he had like a

1025
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 5: like a two by four in the in the in

1026
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 5: the van.

1027
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 4: But I was like, you to just beat you with

1028
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 4: the two by four.

1029
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 2: But also, how was he gonna get he was beat

1030
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: this football player?

1031
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 5: He said, he was kind of like moving towards the

1032
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 5: van in case he had to, he could just get

1033
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 5: his two by four.

1034
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 2: Do you have a picture of the guy.

1035
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 4: No, I don't know what the guy looks like, so.

1036
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 2: You didn't even get She didn't even show you what

1037
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: this man.

1038
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 5: No, I don't know what the guy looks like, but

1039
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 5: I can imagine it a football player from the South.

1040
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 4: I don't know what they look like with dreads. You

1041
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 4: will know what he looks like.

1042
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: I don't look at sports. I don't know he was.

1043
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 2: He didn't. He had a low faith.

1044
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 4: Sure he had dreads even worse, so you know he

1045
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 4: was a killer.

1046
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 2: Exactly football players, You know that CT makes.

1047
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 5: Them reloquest No, out of ten times, gods with dreads

1048
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 5: do not play around when it comes to violence.

1049
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: You want to say that on the pot.

1050
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 4: I'm not that's that's like I'm giving them their credit.

1051
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 5: You know how hard I thought about getting dreads one

1052
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 5: time when I was in college. You know, the process

1053
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 5: to get druds is so difficult that if you've went

1054
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 5: through this process and and you've gotten dreads, I tend

1055
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 5: to believe that you are about your business.

1056
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: Right, that you don't play around because there is like

1057
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: an ugly phase of like.

1058
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 5: Two years, Yes, and you sat through that and it

1059
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 5: wasn't a problem for you.

1060
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 4: So I don't think murders a problem for you either,

1061
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 4: and could.

1062
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 2: Sit through a lot, you know what I'm saying, Like

1063
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 2: they can't sit through like.

1064
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: Marriage and children or relationships the relationship monatomy. Yeah, jobs,

1065
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: but like looking rough and thugging it out.

1066
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 2: They could do that, no problem.

1067
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 5: Just from from I don't really know anybody who has

1068
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 5: drags who isn't serious.

1069
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 2: Do you think of a cat redhead.

1070
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 5: Ethan Simmons Patterson, Oh yeah, if the dreads is free formed.

1071
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 2: But there was a free form exactly, you get it.

1072
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 4: This is why you make the big money the medium books.

1073
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you understand make money too I put your

1074
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 5: guys together. When I say Marie or Sidney, I mean

1075
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 5: you guys both, We're different.

1076
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 2: I'm not a monolift or not a monolift. No, you're

1077
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 2: your a duality or you do at the house. Yeah,

1078
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: I do, I do.

1079
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 4: I got a book show.

1080
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: I write that down. Puntes.

1081
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: Now, when she called you and said that he had

1082
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 1: been apprehended, did that make you actually relaxed?

1083
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 2: Had you been uptight the whole time?

1084
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 5: No?

1085
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 4: Once I got back to New York, I was like,

1086
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 4: I'm good.

1087
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 5: Once TI, I'm in New York, I'm gonna and I

1088
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 5: had Honestly, I never went back to that club, and

1089
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 5: I've been invited back and I never went back. And

1090
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 5: then I found out that the manager, the gun toting manager,

1091
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 5: he ended up buying the club. So I was like,

1092
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 5: I'm definitely not going back.

1093
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: Okay from small business, no franchise owner.

1094
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: But he's a he's a This is scary, isn't that?

1095
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 2: Who work around comedy art are.

1096
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah they are, Yeah, but that's that's the scary thing.

1097
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 3: Like you're dealing with that as a man. Imagine women

1098
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 3: like we're posting our dates all the time. Anybody who

1099
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 3: wants to just pull up on us, who got a

1100
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 3: problem with us?

1101
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: And we make a video about people. We're talking shit,

1102
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: We're just joking. Somebody go to a show and tell

1103
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: a joke and do CrowdWork on a dude, a random man,

1104
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: and he'll wait for you after the show or send

1105
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: you a DM and be like, hey, so actually I'm

1106
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: not unemployed.

1107
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 2: Really that happened to y'all.

1108
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 3: Yes, girl, remember when we were we did a show

1109
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 3: we had the you know, the knitting factory on Sundays.

1110
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 3: This is where we're an Unofficial Expert days. We had

1111
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: somebody on the podcast. They wanted to be on the podcast, right,

1112
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 3: and it's not our fault that the way they presented

1113
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 3: themselves on the pod.

1114
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 1: You're dumb, you're you're you're, you're stupid. Actually he didn't

1115
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: have books, no, no, no, no, it was a girl. She

1116
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: didn't have She put out all that mess. So then

1117
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: we had a Patreon sign up for our patreon for

1118
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: the Patreon.

1119
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 2: It's bad, it's bad.

1120
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 3: So you know, we were obviously one way on Unofficial

1121
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 3: Expert on the main pot and then on the Patreon

1122
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 3: we were being messy and.

1123
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: Talk to shit.

1124
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 4: So you call her dumb, Yes, look fair.

1125
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: But the comments was like she's dumb, she's delusional, blah

1126
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. And so she pulls up to

1127
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: the show and walks up to me in the bathroom

1128
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: and was very aggressive and was like, yeah, you know

1129
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like I thought, y'all was here, you know,

1130
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: for black women. Blah blah blah blah blah. Had no no,

1131
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: no smoke from Marie, just me.

1132
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 2: I didn't even see her.

1133
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: She didn't even see her. So the show starts, this

1134
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: bitch sits in the front. She's in the front of

1135
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: the show and I'm talking or whatever, and.

1136
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I'm not doing this.

1137
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 3: Security get her up out of here, because I said, yes,

1138
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 3: I said, she pulled up on me in the bathroom

1139
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 3: like she she was.

1140
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 2: She was about what does she tackle you? I believe something.

1141
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: It was something was uncomfored she said anything while she

1142
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: was up there.

1143
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: Whileston, he was on stage. But it's intimidation. Yeah, coming

1144
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: up to me.

1145
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: I thought you was all about supporting black women. I

1146
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: heard what you said. Then you come and sit.

1147
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 5: But she didn't laugh for nothing, because had she been laughing.

1148
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 2: You didn't start I don't think you started the show.

1149
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 2: We didn't, yeah, because we're about to. We're about to start.

1150
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 3: But then she was sitting in the front and I

1151
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 3: was like, actually, I'm not doing this. Get her up

1152
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 3: out of here.

1153
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 4: That's fair.

1154
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: I had to get you up out of here.

1155
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 5: I had something similar just happened to me recently, and

1156
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 5: this guy was in the front road drunk, which is

1157
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 5: why he was just so drunk, and I was trying

1158
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 5: to be nice. I did like twenty minutes of him

1159
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 5: just heckling and drunk, and at the end, I was like,

1160
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 5: I didn't even kick him out. I was just like

1161
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 5: there was room in the back. I was like, you

1162
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 5: don't got to leave, but could you just go sit

1163
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 5: in the back.

1164
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 4: Just sitting in the front and it's disturbing the whole show,

1165
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 4: So I just like they sit in the back.

1166
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 2: Security came to move on his way out, he just

1167
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 2: starts yelling at the N word.

1168
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 4: Why guy like just yelling at d Yeah, but not

1169
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,240
Speaker 4: even he not even.

1170
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 2: What's the bath? Who is the guy at Batha tourette? Tourette? Yeah?

1171
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 5: No, he wasn't even yelling it at me. He was

1172
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 5: saying it very matter of factly. Like he was saying

1173
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 5: it like to himself. He was like, now y'all want

1174
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 5: to kick niggas out.

1175
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 3: And I'm like, sir, niggas with us in the room, like.

1176
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 4: I don't know what was happening.

1177
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like talking about himself. Maybe he identified a niggas.

1178
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I guess so. I mean, I should have

1179
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 5: did this as a mess. This's a crazy story. So

1180
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 5: they move they move him to the back and he

1181
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 5: starts and word this and word that. But today, like, sir,

1182
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 5: you gotta leave that.

1183
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 2: Niggas can't leave.

1184
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 4: Yes, niggas can't even chill out the show.

1185
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 2: This is how he's talking sixteen beer. He said, nigga,

1186
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 2: what nigga?

1187
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 5: Who nigga? Nigga, nigga. Don't believe me. Just watch the staff.

1188
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 5: They're off like they didn't even know how to handle it.

1189
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 5: They were like, she wasn't saying it to you. He

1190
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 5: was saying it to him, like like like wow, niggas

1191
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 5: can't laugh.

1192
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 2: Wait, he was in the front row, so he was

1193
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 2: at the.

1194
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 4: Edge of at the edge of the stage, and I

1195
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 4: would say something. He would do this.

1196
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 2: Like this blocking up the whole thing. He's doing this

1197
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 2: on my setup. Maybe he's biracially. Maybe he's biracially.

1198
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 5: No white Bushwick, white, flannel beard, coffee shop job.

1199
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 2: I imagine Seattle white.

1200
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 4: Right.

1201
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 5: So his wife as we leave it, his wife is like,

1202
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 5: she's like, no, this is all I'm on stage. She's like, no,

1203
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 5: don't kick us out. I'm in nursing school. I have

1204
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 5: no idea what that what that has to do with anything.

1205
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: He said, this is my only night off, and I

1206
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: requested he said, I paid this with my money.

1207
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: Don't make me get higged down exactly.

1208
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't understand what that has to do

1209
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 5: with anything. It's yeah, right, So security is like, you guys,

1210
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 5: gotta go. The guy runs out.

1211
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 4: He runs.

1212
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 5: He was like, y'all want y'all want niggas to leave,

1213
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 5: niggas to leave. I don't even know how to feel

1214
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 5: about it, Like I'm dying, laughing, and so like.

1215
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 2: I know black.

1216
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: So you're like, yeah, where are they, by the.

1217
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 2: Way, And I resent that.

1218
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 5: I resent that, and I don't want that out. Nobody's

1219
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 5: more black than me, so interest So the guy runs out,

1220
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 5: runs out of this thing.

1221
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 2: By this point, I don't know what happened. He's left.

1222
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 4: The noise is gone.

1223
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: Earl.

1224
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 5: I hear ambulance. You know, when you're on stage, you

1225
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 5: can hear what's going on in the street. I hear ambulance,

1226
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 5: but the amblance not moving. It's like standing like by

1227
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 5: the stage. I'm like, you're on yeah, yeah, like the

1228
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 5: ship keep I'm not trying to live a punchline. I'm like,

1229
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 5: uper pools are weird. And then the lights flashing into

1230
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 5: the eyes. So the ambulance is there for like my

1231
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 5: last fifteen minutes. I get on stage, I'm like, what

1232
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 5: the fuck, Like, what's going on? Like you don't know

1233
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 5: what happened. I'm like, no, I was only standing. I

1234
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 5: was like, no, I was bombing. You didn't hear That's

1235
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 5: what I was talking from bombing for the last twenty minutes.

1236
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 3: I was like, And the only time you can hear

1237
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 3: what's going on is if the jokes are not hit it.

1238
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm bombing, Like it's hard to focus. I need

1239
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 5: the timing. I need silence for timing. I wasn't really bombing,

1240
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 5: but it wasn't going girl.

1241
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

1242
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 5: So Robbie's like the guy starts yelling the N word.

1243
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, I heard that part, and he's like,

1244
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 5: then we kick him out. He runs out of the club,

1245
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 5: runs into the street. Got hit by a car.

1246
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 2: You see, God, don't play about you. I got hit

1247
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: by a car.

1248
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 5: I'm dying laughing. I'm like, you're making this up. All

1249
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 5: the security comes in there like no, he's like you.

1250
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 4: They were like you didn't hear the ambulance. I'm like,

1251
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 4: didn't hear the ambulance?

1252
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I heard his heart.

1253
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 4: I heard the heartbeat. Like they was taking his I

1254
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:00,959
Speaker 4: heard clear.

1255
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1256
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 5: So wait, so they take him. They take him these guns.

1257
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 5: Long story short, because it's always a kicker. I come

1258
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 5: back home, I leave. This is like two weeks ago.

1259
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 5: I'm home uploading a video on YouTube, right, and I'm

1260
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 5: looking at my other I'm looking at the comments on YouTube.

1261
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 5: I see a comment on one of the videos. The

1262
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 5: comment is, this was me and my wife's favorite comedian,

1263
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 5: but we went to see him in Chicago and he

1264
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 5: treated us like garbage. Never go to his show. I said, hm,

1265
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 5: my husband and wife. I think I know who this is.

1266
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I click on his page. See I was in

1267
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 2: the sling. No.

1268
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 5: I click on this page. It's the Seattle White I

1269
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 5: see the beard. I'm like I know who this guy is,

1270
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 5: so I'm like, let me comment back. I said, sir,

1271
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 5: you showed up to my to my Thursday seven o'clock

1272
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 5: show way too drunk to be let in. I told

1273
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 5: the staff to leave you, thinking that you'll be okay.

1274
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 5: I addressed it three times on stage. I asked you

1275
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 5: to stop. You did not stop when I actually I

1276
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 5: didn't even kick you out. I actually to go sit

1277
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 5: in the back. You got up and proceeded to start

1278
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 5: yelling the N word as you walked out.

1279
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 2: I said, if you don't believe this is true.

1280
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 5: I have the footage right, please respond to me and

1281
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 5: I will be sure to share the footage and let

1282
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 5: everybody see it.

1283
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 2: You should have been shared that.

1284
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 5: Why you didn't share that, I don't think he wants that.

1285
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 5: I don't think I waited. I waited about five minutes.

1286
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 5: I go back to Caesar's pawn comment deleted.

1287
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 2: Clock it and I would be like, do it, but

1288
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,280
Speaker 2: there's the big old and you can't.

1289
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's also their footage, you know, but they

1290
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 5: sent you I know, I know, but they like, they

1291
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 5: didn't send me that one.

1292
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 2: They send you that one, So you don't even have

1293
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 2: I said, sir, I would be like, I could get it, though,

1294
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 2: I'd be like, it's imperative that you send me that.

1295
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he got it.

1296
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: Got hit by a car. So y'all kicking out niggas

1297
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 2: and then niggas can't laugh no more.

1298
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 4: I guess niggas gotta leave.

1299
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 2: Getting hit by car. Is his wife is nursing.

1300
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 5: That is a good part about it.

1301
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: I forgot.

1302
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 4: I give you two messages like not even in this.

1303
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 2: Life comedy is message you're doing it?

1304
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, do you want us to pay us

1305
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: for pay you for all of this?

1306
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 5: Because you know when that's why when when your producer

1307
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 5: asked for a story, I was like, I just I

1308
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 5: have so many of so much things that I'm just

1309
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 5: like you should.

1310
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 2: Have just wrote that. You're like, my life is mess baked,

1311
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 2: don't worry.

1312
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 5: My life is disaster, like getting hit by a car.

1313
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 5: I thought they was trolling me on that, but they

1314
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,240
Speaker 5: were serious.

1315
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: Oh boy, would be the way the sun hitting the light.

1316
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I did nydia in your little pocket? What

1317
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: a man?

1318
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 1: Man?

1319
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: Worry about me having man?

1320
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 4: I got niviat?

1321
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 2: Good men were worried about you matter?

1322
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 5: Good man that y'all pressed but you don't think it's

1323
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 5: weird if a guy has condoms.

1324
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 4: No, no, I think women should have condoms.

1325
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 2: They don't fit in my purse.

1326
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 4: How big these condoms are?

1327
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,959
Speaker 2: How sible? Is your person? Very small? She haes it's small.

1328
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: Our purse is big today, but it's usually it's not going.

1329
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 2: Out spending bag, Maria, spend the night back. Can't fit condoms? Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

1330
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 2: Her bag is usually this.

1331
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 5: You're talking about a wallet. A wallet, put it in

1332
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 5: your broad.

1333
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 2: I don't think women should have to buy condoms. The

1334
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 2: men should buy.

1335
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 4: The not buy. I'll buy them for you.

1336
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 2: I think you should just carry them. I think women

1337
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 2: should carry condoms for the same reason you're not carrying condoms.

1338
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: Hey, getting neither of I I'm not having said.

1339
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 2: It's a two way street.

1340
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 1: Okay, everybody, you know it's okay.

1341
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 2: You don't have just run.

1342
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 5: Hey, I know, but nobody to go through that awkward

1343
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 5: moment you're at the like, can I get condoms?

1344
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 4: He's like the magnums, No, the other ones?

1345
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 2: If no, the regular if you you ain't got to

1346
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 2: get ready.

1347
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 5: Extra medium, the single ones, the n y C ship

1348
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 5: with the trains, on them.

1349
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 2: Let me get the trainer. Can I get the trainer?

1350
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 2: Condoms to the turn out?

1351
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 5: Right, I had a talk I had to talk with

1352
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 5: I think I think women should carry condoms.

1353
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: I think everybody should carry condoms. How about that fear.

1354
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 5: I don't carry them, But I think the perspective of

1355
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 5: women getting laid is higher than men most times.

1356
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 4: Right.

1357
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, But if I don't have them and you don't

1358
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: have them, then I'm not having sex with you. And

1359
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,839
Speaker 1: I've been like whoops, sees. But if I have them, then.

1360
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 2: It's like, I guess we're having sex.

1361
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1362
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 2: I feel like we're okay, no, no, no, Actually I

1363
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 2: like that, Yeah, have them and you don't have them. Whoops,

1364
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 2: I guess what'sn't mental.

1365
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 4: In my experience, that's not how it happens.

1366
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying that's that's my logic, that's how I do.

1367
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 4: It. Just sounds good in theory saying.

1368
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 2: You don't see disease, but I see disease.

1369
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 5: On every First of all, just be clear, you guys

1370
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 5: took out of context what I was saying. I just

1371
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 5: wanted to be clear for the podcast that I wasn't

1372
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 5: saying I don't see STDs. I was just saying, like

1373
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 5: like physical ailments and stuff like that, Like I don't

1374
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 5: see that.

1375
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 2: STDs example of a disease. You see like herpes, that's

1376
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 2: the STD.

1377
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 4: I see that.

1378
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 2: You know, I thought you had an example of a disease.

1379
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 2: I see, yeah, that one.

1380
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 4: I see.

1381
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 2: You've seen herpes in real life.

1382
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 5: No, I've never seen herpes in real life, but I've

1383
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 5: I've had I've had somebody tell me like before, like, hey,

1384
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 5: just so you know, I have that, and what happened?

1385
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 2: How you get out of there?

1386
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 4: How you get out of there?

1387
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 2: I pulled the fire along the stigma, he said, that's

1388
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 2: to see it through my boy. No, No, I was

1389
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 2: just like, well I felt that.

1390
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 4: I felt that.

1391
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 5: No, it was fine, I don't care, but I just

1392
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 5: felt like it was not the time, like right telling

1393
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 5: me right now. We should have had this talk before,

1394
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 5: Like it was kind of awkward for you to tell

1395
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 5: me right now.

1396
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,919
Speaker 4: And they understood that and it was cool.

1397
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 3: Wait, like they told you right when you were pulling

1398
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 3: your your your penis.

1399
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: Out the wow not babe, that's wildent.

1400
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think it's wilding. I'm glad that

1401
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 2: you told.

1402
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 3: Me, for sure, but you've ever seen a Dick rock

1403
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 3: card and then immediately ship up, because I know that's

1404
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 3: what happened.

1405
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: I mean I stood hard, but I stood hard. But

1406
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 2: but you stayed hard. Yeah, hard. But she wasn't. She

1407
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 2: didn't have an outbreak. Okay, she was just saying, this

1408
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 2: is like something I've had.

1409
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so you just said so you so you

1410
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 3: let it get soft and then you put it back

1411
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 3: put it away.

1412
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 4: No, honestly, I tell you all the truth.

1413
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 2: What I said.

1414
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 4: I was, I was like I got stuck and I

1415
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 4: was like I need to do some research.

1416
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 2: That. Yeah, and yet she understood.

1417
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 4: She was like okay, she was like she was honestly,

1418
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 4: it was very cool.

1419
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 2: She wait, hold on, so you so Dick rock card

1420
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 2: condom on?

1421
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 3: She said, I have herps and then you were like

1422
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 3: I gotta do some rec or then it got sawt.

1423
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 3: Then you put it back, you packed it back in,

1424
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 3: you had to take the condumn off, and then you're

1425
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 3: to put it back into your suitcake.

1426
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,959
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say I was rock hard.

1427
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: I mean I closed back in, You're back on, and

1428
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 1: you were like we can still cuddle, or you were

1429
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: like I'm just you left immediately afterwards, no, I.

1430
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 4: Wouldn't say I was rock hard. I'm thirty five.

1431
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 2: I was mean. I was medium. You're a lie, that's it.

1432
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 2: I was medium.

1433
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 5: Well, as long as it wasn't medium rare ban, Yeah,

1434
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 5: I was medium, well you know three four I was.

1435
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 5: I was almost there, depending on how you like it,

1436
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 5: you know, but it wasn't rock hard.

1437
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 4: And then when that happened, I was like.

1438
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 2: So she didn't go down on you or anything.

1439
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,919
Speaker 3: No, no, no, So this is just you're literally what

1440
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:45,959
Speaker 3: position where y'all?

1441
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 5: I thought we were sitting like this because it was

1442
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 5: like it was like from making out to like, I

1443
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 5: gotta tell you something.

1444
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 3: Yes, And I was right now that wasn't the move.

1445
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 3: And you were like do you do you always do this?

1446
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 3: Because that that's a weird play.

1447
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: They'd be like, hey, she's a good person, but maybe

1448
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: it's not a play.

1449
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like you No, she was genuine her. How

1450
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 2: when is the when is the right time to tell

1451
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 2: somebody you?

1452
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 4: Right?

1453
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 5: She I felt that honestly. I felt for her in

1454
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 5: that situation. I was like, I understood completely. That's such

1455
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 5: an awkward conversation to have and she didn't know when to

1456
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 5: bring it up. But I totally respect that because she

1457
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 5: brought it up before we did anything and let me

1458
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 5: know about it, and she was super cool about it.

1459
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 5: She was like, we don't have to do this right now,

1460
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 5: We'll just find out. Like you just do your research,

1461
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 5: do your research.

1462
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,919
Speaker 2: And I was like, did you do research? Yeah?

1463
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 4: I did some research. I asked a couple of people.

1464
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 2: And then your research was you asked a couple of people.

1465
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 4: I asked a couple of the comments I know with

1466
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 4: with with it?

1467
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 2: Okay, and what did they what did you learn telling people?

1468
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 4: Because I was actually, yeah, well they were just like dude.

1469
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 5: They was like it's nothing like they were like, if

1470
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 5: you're not having an outbreak, that it doesn't even matter.

1471
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 2: Wait are these men telling you that? Yeah? Although, but

1472
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 2: that is true though these but that is the title,

1473
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 2: that's the title. I don't see disease. No, this is true.

1474
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 4: Chat GBT is true.

1475
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 2: Oh god, Okay, chat BT created by a man. Yeah. No,

1476
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 2: chat GBT will agree with anything that it does.

1477
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 5: They tend to be on the agreeable side and they

1478
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 5: give you a butt though. They'll be like this is

1479
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 5: great and the best thing I've ever seen, but never

1480
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 5: show no one else baby.

1481
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: Like you get I think the people who robbed the

1482
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: Louve used chat GBT oh recently, Yeah, I think they

1483
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: use Chatt was like, you could do this yeah yeah, yeah,

1484
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: it's very supportive.

1485
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 5: It's very supportive. But I don't I don't want her

1486
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 5: to shout out to her. I think she's great.

1487
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, listen, this is mass babe. He's doing a

1488
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 2: great job. It's us. It's our job to find the

1489
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 2: mess and to investigate.

1490
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 4: So that was us.

1491
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what we apprehended.

1492
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 5: I gave you got three messes for the price of one.

1493
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do. We live laugh mess and you did that.

1494
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 4: Thank you. I appreciate that.

1495
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 2: What's something I got? Your life? Like, what's going so

1496
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 2: well that you're like nomedy nominy it is, well, he

1497
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 2: just told us about two shows. No, but he's got

1498
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 2: specials out late night. Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing making money

1499
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 2: all the way around.

1500
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, no, the beer connects for sure. I get

1501
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 5: a haircut every like five to six days.

1502
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 2: That makes me feel real.

1503
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 5: Six days no probably, Like no, I'm lying. I get

1504
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 5: a hair crity seven to ten, seven and ten.

1505
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 4: That makes me feel good.

1506
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 2: That's the highlight of your your life?

1507
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 4: Still got hairline, hairline, hairline.

1508
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 5: Wow, okay, yeah, you know I'm not tall, but like

1509
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 5: you can't have them all.

1510
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 2: I just see a.

1511
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: Video of this dude in like I don't know, Slovenia

1512
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: something Slovakia. He got the knee surgery, the extendo, and

1513
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: the comments under the video was crazy because people are

1514
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: like he's still walking, like he's.

1515
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 5: Learning how to Yeah, yeah, I can't get that. I

1516
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 5: don't know how to be tall.

1517
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 2: No, you have tall energy.

1518
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 4: But also I know, but it would switch if I

1519
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 4: were tall, it would switch.

1520
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: No, because the arms would still be the same length

1521
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: in the Yeah, it didn't.

1522
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 2: Look long arms.

1523
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 4: No, I have my arms I have. I mean you

1524
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 4: have long arms, though you have long limbs.

1525
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 2: Thank you. Is that good? So you're saying I'm tallerging

1526
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying? No, you have like long

1527
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 2: legs and long arm.

1528
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 4: Even if you were short, your arms proportioned it to

1529
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 4: your torso they're long. Okay you know, okay?

1530
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, so like things are going good. You know,

1531
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 5: I got a special out right now. It's called material Boy.

1532
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 5: It's streaming on YouTube for free. I got a special

1533
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 5: on HBO's called Romantic Comedy. That's streaming for like ten

1534
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 5: dollars a month, like the membership. You don't got to

1535
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 5: pay me on it, right, and all my late night sets,

1536
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:50,439
Speaker 5: which is five of them, are to talk about it. Yeah,

1537
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 5: my Comedy Central half hours on YouTube.

1538
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 2: You're doing great.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing okay, I'm doing I'm grinding. I feel like

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01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 5: I've built. I feel like I've built good momentum. You

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01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 5: have bubbling, bubbling.

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Speaker 2: It feels like that. I feel I feel like I'm bubbling.

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01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, bubbling. Ye've been bubbling. I was bubbling from

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Speaker 4: day one.

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01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's taking a long time for the

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01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: for the you gotta be on time.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, you know what. I think that's a good time

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Speaker 2: to stop.

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Speaker 1: That is a beautiful time to stop. The pot in.

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01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: We absolutely love you. Come back anytime. I'll see when

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01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 1: this guy's released, how early I'll see how much you

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01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: love me?

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01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 3: No couple, Yeah, but so far, we have some other

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01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 3: episodes like right after you, this might be top, we

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01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 3: might let we.

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Speaker 2: Might nobody With three messes, they're not.

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01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 4: Amount of messages. I think I should that should move

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Speaker 4: me to the top.

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Speaker 2: I am game to win. I'm impressed, for sure, I'm happy.

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01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 2: I'm happy. You guys had me.

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Speaker 4: It's always so fun to We should take this on

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Speaker 4: the road.

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01:04:55,760 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 3: We should not where you'll be performing whenever I want

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01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 3: to almost die. I think we should go on the road.

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01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. And you a dude. So see,

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01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 2: men can be scared too, but as a woman girl,

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01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 2: that might be the title of the men be scared.

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01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 2: Men can be Men can be scared.

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01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I feel like I can see us doing

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01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 5: this like and you know, like be con deared, like

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01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 5: these white girls they'll do like to becon deer.

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01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 4: That'll just be sold out and they're.

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01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 2: Doing what's the other one? Radio Radio City.

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01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 4: Radio City, shout out to them. That's great.

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01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,479
Speaker 2: You know what, the next time we do a live show,

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01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 2: we should have you in. Have you?

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01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm booked, but I would I would love to

1578
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 5: if you guys maybe for the next one after that,

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01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 5: I can do it. Yeah, when like you're going, so you're.

1580
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 2: Going every weekend. I'm on every weekend, I'm on tour.

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01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 5: I'm on the road till July, and I take a

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01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 5: couple of weeks off and then I'm back for the

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01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 5: rest of the year.

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01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,959
Speaker 2: It's called the I'm in your City enjoy tour.

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01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 5: Oh you know, like when you hit up an old

1586
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 5: thing and you're like, I'm in your city and she's

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01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 5: not with no more.

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01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 2: She says enjoy.

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01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 5: But I'm saying it the whole I'm saying the whole

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01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 5: time I'm in your city and Jail.

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Speaker 2: I love that. Thank you so much.

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01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said you're back in July for a couple

1593
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: of weeks. I'm gonna hit you up from Marie Foston

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Speaker 1: is late.

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01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 2: Yes, this was great.

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01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you guys for having me all. Thanks appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Proud of you.

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Speaker 1: Mess With Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

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Speaker 1: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.

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01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 2: Created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced

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01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: by Becca Ramos, edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries. If

1603
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,320
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