WEBVTT - THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS

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<v Speaker 1>Hello there, Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your name.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Stephanie. Hello. I didn't I honestly didn't think you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Stephanie, what's going on. How's your evening going.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been good. I've been watching the stream and took

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<v Speaker 1>a bath, you know, nice, chill night.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Stephanie, I'm just gonna I'm gonna you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna read what you texted

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<v Speaker 2>me verbatim.

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<v Speaker 1>Go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom is wanting to hang out with Papa John's

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<v Speaker 2>mistress again. I don't like her. I have tales of

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<v Speaker 2>the Papa John with the women in Indiana before the

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<v Speaker 2>extreme racism, a life of fake tits, helicopters and vagalazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Vaga vejazzling that is that is Have you ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>of the dazzling deck?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, you have to explain everything I just read.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. It is a wild life here

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<v Speaker 1>in like the North side of Indie. So my mom,

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<v Speaker 1>one of her best friends from my teenagehood, she I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>got entangled with the Papa John and she was like

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<v Speaker 1>his mistress. So he would like have his helicopter and

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<v Speaker 1>come up to Indianapolis usually run like Indy five hundred times,

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<v Speaker 1>and they met and he would just ride her all

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<v Speaker 1>around with his helicopter. They'd come up and meet my

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<v Speaker 1>mom and her friends up here. And eventually she got

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<v Speaker 1>upgraded and moved to Naples, Florida with him, and that

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<v Speaker 1>got a little interesting. He bought her a penthouse and

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<v Speaker 1>bought her a new pair of tits. I just all,

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<v Speaker 1>I never met him the one time that I was

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<v Speaker 1>invited to meet him, I was. I went to school

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<v Speaker 1>in Ohio, so it wasn't there. But I just I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically they were him and his wife were still

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<v Speaker 1>together just for like the money's sake, and they eventually

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<v Speaker 1>just obviously divorced after the whole fun shit with racism.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that'll, that'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, why do you so? Okay, so all right, so

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<v Speaker 2>your mom is friends with the mistress of Papa John

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<v Speaker 2>and and yours. Okay, So when you said my mom

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<v Speaker 2>is wanting to hang out with Papa John's mistress again,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like it. Yes, Why do you not like

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<v Speaker 2>Papa John's mistress?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she goes for like these rich men and she's

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<v Speaker 1>just very stuck up. I mean, I guess I would

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<v Speaker 1>be too, if you get like a penthouse and pre

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<v Speaker 1>tints from Papa John. She's just she's just not a

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<v Speaker 1>very nice lady. I don't know, she's just very gives

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<v Speaker 1>me anxiety. And she wanted me to go with her

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend of a Saint Patrick's Day party, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was there and I was like, Oh, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>about that girl. It's just Papa John's not exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>best person.

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<v Speaker 2>So what is the jazzling?

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<v Speaker 1>So when she was down in Naples, she's in't she

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<v Speaker 1>does like random skincare things or lashes. The jazzling is

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<v Speaker 1>like when you like die your pube and put like

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<v Speaker 1>jewels all around it. And I guess it's think of

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<v Speaker 1>like bedazzling, but like vagina, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, interesting is that something? Is this something you would

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<v Speaker 2>ever do? Like what's your opinion on the jazzling?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know. I feel like that's like

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<v Speaker 1>a what if you get burned by like whatever adhesive

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<v Speaker 1>they put on with the jewels, Like what what would

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<v Speaker 1>would you bejazzle? Would you get like a bedazzled geck?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that Papa John has has bedazzled his

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<v Speaker 2>penis so that he can put his bedazzled penis into

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<v Speaker 2>his mistress's bedazzled vagina.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I wouldn't. I mean, if you could see, like

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<v Speaker 1>a gosh, what was even better? Ingredients better pizza just

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<v Speaker 1>been like rhinestones right above the talk. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be kind of that would be kind of sick. If

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<v Speaker 2>the dazzles on his pelvis.

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<v Speaker 1>On his pulvis, yes, and just have like a different

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<v Speaker 1>like little highlights on the on the hair too.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you so? If all right? Look, if all right,

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<v Speaker 2>if John Domino, uh CEO and founder of Domino's Pizza

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<v Speaker 2>shut up on your doorstep and and invited you to

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<v Speaker 2>a luxurious life of helicopters, uh, fake boobs and the jazzling,

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<v Speaker 2>do you do you think you would accept the offer

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<v Speaker 2>or at least consider or would you would you tart?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you shut the door on John Domino?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I he might be a murderer, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It could be enticing, Like I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I can't hate her for it, but I that's hard.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you? Would you be you know, a pizza

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<v Speaker 1>lord's mistress?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah? Would I be a pizza lord's mistress. Oh all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Like all right, if Wendy came to me and uh

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<v Speaker 2>invited me to be the the the king of the

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<v Speaker 2>what's what's the mister, I guess is the is the

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<v Speaker 2>opposite of mistress. If I if I could be the

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<v Speaker 2>mister of square patties and I could get unlimited hamburgers

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<v Speaker 2>and jewels around my anus and rides from a helicopter

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<v Speaker 2>to any Wendy's on Earth, I would have a hard

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<v Speaker 2>time passing that up, I will say true. And for

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<v Speaker 2>that reason I empathize with with your mom's friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's I don't know. Now, I'm almost like debating

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<v Speaker 1>on maybe I should see her this weekend and get

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<v Speaker 1>some more stories like I I haven't. I haven't really

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<v Speaker 1>seen her in person for a few years. It definitely

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<v Speaker 1>it's very entertaining to know that, like about the Papa

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<v Speaker 1>John just randomly finding a woman in Indiana, it is

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<v Speaker 1>quite enticing to the mind.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I just want to say that you

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<v Speaker 2>said when you were explaining the story, you said, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't remember what your exact words were, but you said

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<v Speaker 2>something like, Indiana's a weird place. I've been to, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>Indiana and uh, this story is less reflective of Indiana

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<v Speaker 2>and more reflective of this your mom's friend's life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so so I'm in these suburbs. It's called like

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<v Speaker 1>geist Fisher's caramel. I know, it's felt like caramel that

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<v Speaker 1>it's caramel here. And I even had like a friend

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<v Speaker 1>his dad like spaked his death on an airplane, on

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<v Speaker 1>like a private jet and like stole a bunch of people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it is a different place here. There's also a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of influencers it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is in Indiana like the like the means.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Jordan Underwood. There's just all these little basic girls

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<v Speaker 1>with long hair and hats. It's like there's a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of them here and a bunch of them in Nashville.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not like the super sexy ones. They're just like

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<v Speaker 1>your basic tall boots, hats, u tah looking.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you what's your relationship like with your mom?

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<v Speaker 1>A weird, very very close, almost too close.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, what's your mom think of a of this?

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<v Speaker 3>This?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, Papa John's mistress lady, she just.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just normal to her. I mean she will go

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<v Speaker 1>with her to get into like fun exclusive things, but

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<v Speaker 1>other than that, she kind of stays away from them,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would rather her do that. They're not the best.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like when she's with them, she gets manipulated

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<v Speaker 1>into their character. And that's why I like frown upon

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<v Speaker 1>it interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you've been with your mom to a weird

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<v Speaker 2>eyes wide shut pizza party.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish there was pizza, but it was more like

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<v Speaker 1>creepy old men.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is go ahead, go ahead, say say what

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<v Speaker 2>you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I didn't know. I forgot what I was

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<v Speaker 1>about to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Go on.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is in Indiana.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's just weird with the boomers and their

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<v Speaker 1>single life and all the interesting shit that's going on

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<v Speaker 1>and sugar daddies. It's I'm sure it's like this in

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<v Speaker 1>every state, in like some sort of suburb, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>just it's interesting around Cherry. You would never just the

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<v Speaker 1>stories that I have encountering these folks. Is it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Does she have a gold Papa John's card that gives

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<v Speaker 2>her free pizza at any Papa John's location.

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<v Speaker 1>That's honestly an incredible question, and I'm really disappointed in

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<v Speaker 1>myself for not asking.

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<v Speaker 2>So you haven't met this woman in two years?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. Yeah, I haven't seen her in a bit, So,

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<v Speaker 1>so how.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you so? I guess a few things. So I mean, what,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you know she's still with the papa?

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<v Speaker 1>They're not. She's not with the Papa. I think like

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<v Speaker 1>after the whole she was with him a year after

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<v Speaker 1>the whole issue of him we know, and he ended

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<v Speaker 1>things with his wife and then they broke it off

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<v Speaker 1>and she moved back to Indiana.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn, what's she doing now? Is she up to?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? I don't know if she's still in the business

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<v Speaker 1>of the jazzling, and I think she does lashes, So

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a little more of a it's a

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<v Speaker 1>better past, you know, versus the jazzling.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you still eat Papa John's?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't had in a bit. Sometimes I crave it,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I know I haven't happened in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually get like local places.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it weird that this is kind of making me

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<v Speaker 2>crave Papa John's?

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, this might be add I don't know, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like you get that craving. Its like maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>the smell and the sauce, you just like, damn you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, Okay, I'll ask you this before we go, Is

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<v Speaker 2>there any fast food restauranteur tyrants CEO person who you

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<v Speaker 2>would be their mistress?

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm, that was an excellent question. Maybe I know, like

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bell has like a big Australian like office, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was talk Maybe Taco Bell, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't don't quote me on that. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of chaos is behind that, no history knowing it's

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<v Speaker 1>my side.

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<v Speaker 2>But Alexander Graham Bell lands his helicopter on your front

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<v Speaker 2>yard and extends his hand for you to join him

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<v Speaker 2>on a transatlantic journey. And and in his other hand,

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<v Speaker 2>and in his other hand he as a Mexican pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you take would you take his hand? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to be the fucking Taco Bell. That

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<v Speaker 1>that is. Yeah, that's the meaning of life.

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<v Speaker 2>I sake, I say, I say, why not hang out

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<v Speaker 2>with this Papa John's lady. See what she's been up to.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she'll maybe she'll have more interesting stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I can give you guys a little little insight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be good to ask her about that card.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's maybe you could get one that would be

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<v Speaker 1>chef's kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be cool if like for five guys. If

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<v Speaker 2>you like yo, you think somebody has ever like dated

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<v Speaker 2>all five of the guys at once. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That kind of sounds like a porno.

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie, is there anything else you want to say to

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<v Speaker 2>the people of the computer before we go?

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<v Speaker 1>Ummm no, I guess just jack on. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to be someone's mistress, be careful. I don't know. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day the jab one. Yeah, have a good one, Stephanie,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you two gags.

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<v Speaker 5>What's good?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what's up? Man? What's your name?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 5>John twenty two And I'm you know, I'm just kind

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<v Speaker 5>of free balling right now.

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<v Speaker 2>John. You texted me and you said, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about how I have an obsession with crabs and

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<v Speaker 2>other crustaceans due to social ostrizization.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, sir, so, I don't want to keep you too

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<v Speaker 5>long because you're a busy man, but to put along

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<v Speaker 5>motherfucking story short, one of the various reasons I'm obsessed

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<v Speaker 5>with crabs and animal group is because they just kind

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<v Speaker 5>of fucking do whatever, right, and growing up with ASD,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very high functioning, but I'm still in the spectrum right,

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<v Speaker 5>so you know, ship flies over my.

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<v Speaker 2>Head all the way just for what is ASD.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh off in spectrum disorder continue. So, especially with the

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<v Speaker 5>just kind of like being not really included in most things,

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<v Speaker 5>so to speak, family and not family wise, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 5>kind of form an attachment to the little chaotic, neutral

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<v Speaker 5>things of life, you know, you kind of you start

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<v Speaker 5>to resonate with that, and just kind of looking at

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<v Speaker 5>crustaceans in general and seeing how they just kind of

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<v Speaker 5>freeball big dick vibe in the you know, the primordial soup.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that for them, and that kind of helped

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<v Speaker 5>me realize I don't need validation to be a good person,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean? And validation always helps, right,

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<v Speaker 5>Like that's just a human requirement, Like that's kind of

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<v Speaker 5>up there with like the psychological needs and the physical

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<v Speaker 5>needs type shit. Yeah, but it just kind of really

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<v Speaker 5>being able to resonate with something on that level is

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<v Speaker 5>super liberating. And I can't remember the name of the biologist,

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<v Speaker 5>but he said a crab is whatever we perceive to

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<v Speaker 5>be a crab, and it relates to carsonization, how things

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<v Speaker 5>keep evolving into crabs. But I took that quote at

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<v Speaker 5>such a spiritual face value and I really began to realize, like,

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<v Speaker 5>take life what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You We lost we glossed over two things that you

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<v Speaker 2>just said that I want a further explanation on the

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<v Speaker 2>first one was that a crab is whatever you perceive

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<v Speaker 2>to be a crab. And then the second one, Oh crap,

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<v Speaker 2>you said a second thing. Fuck? Was the second thing?

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<v Speaker 2>You said?

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<v Speaker 5>Aranization?

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<v Speaker 2>Carson Yeah, what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 5>Carsonization is the act of other creatures evolving into a

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<v Speaker 5>crab like shape for very.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, you said you said everything eventually becomes

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<v Speaker 2>a crab. Okay, so tell you what.

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<v Speaker 5>Essentially, Yeah, that's that's where the whole meme of everything

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<v Speaker 5>becomes a crab kind of came from. And there it's

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<v Speaker 5>fun fact there was actually, uh, I don't know which period.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was like the Cretaceous or sing, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it was the Cretaceous period. Ship just kept evolving into

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<v Speaker 5>crabs and it was called the Cretaceous crab Revolution.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like a period like in when was the

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<v Speaker 2>Crestaceous period?

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<v Speaker 5>Whenever the fuck it was?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, are you It sounds like it sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 2>making this up. But even if you are, I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not Cretaceous.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>That was like the dinosaurs and ship dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I have

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<v Speaker 2>so many questions for you about things. So uh, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get into this real quick.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh okay, all right, So where do we even start?

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<v Speaker 2>So you said that you you identify with crabs because

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<v Speaker 2>you feel like they free free ball, big dickatt around

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<v Speaker 2>the world, and they don't they don't need validation from others.

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<v Speaker 2>So I assume that you're stuck in some kind of

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<v Speaker 2>trap where you're feeling like you need validation from others

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<v Speaker 2>to like live your life. And shit, is that is

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<v Speaker 2>that accurate? Not?

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<v Speaker 5>Really, It's more about like the solution I came to

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<v Speaker 5>at a young age because of lack of validation.

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<v Speaker 2>M h, what do you want to be validate? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you what do you want to be validated about?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean the thing that I would want to be

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<v Speaker 5>validated for would just be like, you know, hey, you're

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<v Speaker 5>an all right guy, and that's all I need. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't need to I don't need to hear you know,

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<v Speaker 5>you got the biggest dick, you got the coolest car,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, you got the coolest hobbies, or your wife's

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<v Speaker 5>the hottest. It's like, yeah, like to me, that even

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<v Speaker 5>as a young kid. To me, I never really even

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<v Speaker 5>thought of it like that. But when like, the validation

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<v Speaker 5>that I think everybody deserves if they're a good person

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<v Speaker 5>is just to hear, hey, you're a good person.

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<v Speaker 2>What what makes somebody an al right guy in your

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<v Speaker 2>in your opinion.

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<v Speaker 5>Is the willing to realize when you're wrong, but more

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<v Speaker 5>so than that, the willingness to change and learn from that,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean. M You know, it's kind

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<v Speaker 5>of hard to put like a price tag on what

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<v Speaker 5>makes somebody a good or a bad person. But I

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<v Speaker 5>think the easiest way to look at it is, if

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<v Speaker 5>you do something wrong, are you capable of realizing it?

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<v Speaker 5>And more importantly, are you capable of changing because of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do you feel that, uh, you you live

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<v Speaker 2>up to that definition that you've set for yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>I do? I definitely do? You know? I I it's

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<v Speaker 5>the bare minimum you got to make sure that you

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<v Speaker 5>can live up to something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's the most I mean, look, man, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're looking for validation, you've you've you've kind of found

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<v Speaker 2>it within yourself if you can answer that question exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's why I that's why I resonate with crabs

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<v Speaker 5>because they just do things, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Does it? I don't know if a crab fits that definition.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if crabs have a like developed enough

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<v Speaker 2>brains to understand when they do right or wrong. But

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<v Speaker 2>I also don't think the crabs are capable of object

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<v Speaker 2>moral like bad or good. I think they just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of they're just kind of crabs exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>They're chaotic, neutral, and they're trying to survive. And it's

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<v Speaker 5>not that, you know, they have a concept of right

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<v Speaker 5>or wrong. It's that they are in and of themselves

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<v Speaker 5>very much themselves. They're not changing for other people. And

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<v Speaker 5>you know that that, you know, the hearkens back to

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<v Speaker 5>what I'm saying. You know, are you capable of change

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<v Speaker 5>after a bad thing and learning from after doing a

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<v Speaker 5>bad thing? And I don't see that as changing for

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<v Speaker 5>other people. I see that as making yourself the better

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<v Speaker 5>version you can be.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm John, who are you? Man? What's what's going

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<v Speaker 2>on with you? All I know about you is that

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<v Speaker 2>you like crabs. I want to I know we said

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<v Speaker 2>we make this quick, but I'm You've You've captured me

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<v Speaker 2>with all this crab talk, and I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 5>With I'm a very interesting fella.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's up? What's going on in your life? Who

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<v Speaker 2>are you?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Dude? Man? Right now, I'm just working retail, taking

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<v Speaker 5>a gap year from college and making ends meet.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, I play a lot of video games

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<v Speaker 5>in my In my spare time, I smoke a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of weed. I I think I spoke to like two

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<v Speaker 5>grams yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Two grant. Why are you smoking so much? Sweed? It's fun,

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<v Speaker 2>It is fun. It is fun. It is fun.

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<v Speaker 5>And my dad was making homemade chicken palm, so man,

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<v Speaker 5>that was helly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I had to be in the right mindset for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you eat Do you eat crabs? Have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>had a crab like to consume? Or does that? Or

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<v Speaker 2>do you like them in such a way that you

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't even do that?

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<v Speaker 5>I know I've eaten crab meat before.

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<v Speaker 4>M h.

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<v Speaker 5>It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hm.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like you're doing well.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope I am. You know, deep down, I hope

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<v Speaker 5>I am. I for the past, you know, a couple

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<v Speaker 5>a week, I would say I really haven't been doing well.

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<v Speaker 5>But if if you can look in your side yourself

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<v Speaker 5>and say, like, I'm not doing well right now and

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<v Speaker 5>that's okay, then you're going to be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it? Is there anything like specific that happened

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<v Speaker 2>in the past weeks to make it so that you're

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<v Speaker 2>not doing well.

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<v Speaker 5>A friend who I didn't know well, and I only

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<v Speaker 5>knew him online, but every time I interacted with him

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<v Speaker 5>he was he was a great guy. Recently he had

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<v Speaker 5>taken his own life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, and I'm I'm doing fine. But a

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<v Speaker 5>closer friend of mine, who is even closer to this guy,

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<v Speaker 5>he relapsed on alcohol and he was drunk for four

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<v Speaker 5>days straight, which is a lot of time, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>to be inebriated, and so really just kind of trudging

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<v Speaker 5>through that kind of emotionally navigating like the circumstance. And

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<v Speaker 5>then on top of that, you know, I had a

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<v Speaker 5>family dinner on Sunday and I was actually like legitimately

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<v Speaker 5>dead terrified of you know, like talking to my family.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's not because you know, they hate me. It's

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<v Speaker 5>just because, like oftentimes, I get interrupted a lot, and

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<v Speaker 5>it could be something smaller, it could be something big,

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<v Speaker 5>but it happens like so much to such a degree

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<v Speaker 5>that it made me feel like, you know, my word

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't matter and that I'm not there. But I in

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<v Speaker 5>the end, you know, I talked to my family about it.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, hey, you know, this is where I'm at

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<v Speaker 5>right now, Please don't do this. I talk to my

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<v Speaker 5>dad and I talked to my best friend, and they

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<v Speaker 5>both talked to my brother, who I love very much,

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<v Speaker 5>and they were all very very receptive to it. They

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<v Speaker 5>you know, they realized like, yeah, you know, this does

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<v Speaker 5>happen a lot. You know, we're sorry and we'll we'll

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<v Speaker 5>make it better. And in the end, and Sunday dinner

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<v Speaker 5>was great. I was zooted off my ass eating chicken palm.

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<v Speaker 5>We were watching silly meme videos. I got to show

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<v Speaker 5>my my brother and my best friend Dracula Flow.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, is that is that a feeling that you've you've

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<v Speaker 2>had throughout your life that you that you were being

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<v Speaker 2>interrupted or that people weren't really like listening to what

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<v Speaker 2>you had to say.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, all the time, man, all the time. And you know,

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<v Speaker 5>eventually you get used to it, but it's still like

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<v Speaker 5>it's still a burden that you shoulder on yourself, and

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<v Speaker 5>it's still a thing that really it wears down on

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<v Speaker 5>you no matter how small and how big it is

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<v Speaker 5>eventually against the point where you stop keeping score, you

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<v Speaker 5>know what I mean, it just keeps happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, and you're you're twenty two.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm curious. I mean, you've I assume you've

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<v Speaker 2>been like living with your family, you know, your whole life.

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<v Speaker 2>Was there anything about this week that made you kind

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<v Speaker 2>of finally be like, you know what, I'm gonna address

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<v Speaker 2>this problem.

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<v Speaker 5>We see, That's the thing. Even as a kid, I

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<v Speaker 5>was trying to address that problem. So it's so weird

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<v Speaker 5>now that like now of all times that it kind

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<v Speaker 5>of becomes, you know, like the time where solution happens.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, it's very strange, and that's like a

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<v Speaker 5>whole other can of worms that like relates to a

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 5>not the good childhood that I'm not you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not super comfortable discussing, but you know, it's it's just

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<v Speaker 5>weird that things improve after like the eighty billionth time

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<v Speaker 5>you say something, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>So how's everything with Like I know, you said you

0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:42.480
<v Speaker 2>have some friends on discord? Do you do you have

0:27:42.520 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 2>a good amount of friends outside of the computer?

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<v Speaker 5>I do? I do?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 5>We we don't talk like as much just because, like,

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:55.200
<v Speaker 5>I'm pretty introverted, right, but like, you know, the people

0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:57.159
<v Speaker 5>that I do talk to online are people that, like,

0:27:57.200 --> 0:27:59.640
<v Speaker 5>you know, I've known for like quite a while, so

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 5>you but outside of the computer, yeah, you know. You know,

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:05.600
<v Speaker 5>when I'm at work, I start talking to my co workers,

0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:07.359
<v Speaker 5>I cracked jokes. You know, when I'm with my family,

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:10.120
<v Speaker 5>I'm cracking jokes. I'm just introverted, you know what I mean?

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, uh oh, sorry, go on, no, no, you

0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 2>go ahead.

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 5>Uh My. You know my best friend who I've noticed

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:23.560
<v Speaker 5>since high school, you know, we talk all the fucking time.

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:25.680
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:28.119
<v Speaker 5>And you know, it's it's just so weird. This is

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:30.199
<v Speaker 5>completely off topic, but it's it's so weird out like

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 5>there's always like the one friend after high school that

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:33.840
<v Speaker 5>you talk to and nobody else.

0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you not talk to a lot of people, a

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 2>lot of people from you like did you have? Do

0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:41.560
<v Speaker 2>you not talk to a lot of people from high school?

0:28:42.600 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 5>I really don't know. I never liked high school.

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:49.239
<v Speaker 2>M M, so I guess I don't. I'm trying. I'm

0:28:49.240 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 2>trying to figure out what direction I want to take

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:53.400
<v Speaker 2>this conversation. And because you seem like you're doing really

0:28:53.440 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 2>well all things considered, and you have this this idealization

0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 2>of the crab because the crab represents this like very

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:16.800
<v Speaker 2>stoic life style in your brain, right, because as you said,

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 2>crabs are kind of big dicking it around the world

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 2>and they don't they're not preconceived with the thoughts and

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:29.120
<v Speaker 2>opinions of other people. They're not in uh, in need

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 2>of the validation of other people. I mean, it feels

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 2>very It feels like a very stomic freedom. Freedom.

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:41.360
<v Speaker 5>I call it freedom. It's like its own thing, you know,

0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 5>mm hmmm mm hmm. Well you know that's why. That's

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 5>why I love crabs. They're just their own thing.

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll ask you more about your life. What do

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 2>you what's what's your what are your hopes and dreams?

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 2>What do you want for for life?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, I want I mean materialistic why I would

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 5>love to start like collecting every fucking bionical ever that

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 5>that was. That was something I was obsessed with as

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 5>a kid. Oh man, I love bionicles. But I guess

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 5>like in the broader, the broader spectrum of things to

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 5>really like nail what I want in life. I just

0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 5>want to be able to like live without financial constraint,

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:24.800
<v Speaker 5>you know, which is why I'm studying cybersecurity in a

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 5>in college right now. I'm trying to study for my

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 5>CompTIA Security Plus certification. It's just it's hard to like

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 5>bring myself to study because I'm working full time overnights

0:30:37.560 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 5>right now, and it got even during like a lunch

0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:44.360
<v Speaker 5>breakout work, I'm just like I need to, you know,

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 5>I need like a like at that hour to myself.

0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 5>I just got a chill. But really just to be

0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 5>able to, I guess in the end, create a stable

0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 5>career in a stable financial situation. Uh, just to the

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:02.520
<v Speaker 5>point where I can decide what I, you know, want

0:31:02.560 --> 0:31:07.040
<v Speaker 5>to be able to do with my I would say

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 5>limited free time, you know, Like you know, I'm not saying, like,

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:12.200
<v Speaker 5>you know, I want to be like stupid, filthy rich.

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 5>Of course that'd be fun, but at that point it

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 5>would just be boring, right, Like, you know, it'd be

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:17.640
<v Speaker 5>great not.

0:31:17.520 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 2>To talk about it. You could buy a lot of bionicals.

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 5>I could buy a lot of bionicals. Yeah, but then

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 5>what else, you know, Like if I had like, you know,

0:31:27.480 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 5>like fucking Jeff Bezos level funding, I would I would

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 5>have a private aquarium. I would have a beautiful home,

0:31:34.600 --> 0:31:37.520
<v Speaker 5>I'd get married. I wouldn't even have kids. I don't

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 5>like kids. But I would be able to you know,

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:43.360
<v Speaker 5>you know, I'd be able to get everything that I wanted.

0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 5>But then you have you know, I'm twenty two. That's

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 5>like another what like on the high end, another sixty

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 5>years of lifespan. That's a lot of time, and at

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 5>that point I wouldn't even know what to do at

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:56.840
<v Speaker 5>that time, and I would be living peacefully, and I

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:58.440
<v Speaker 5>want to be able to live peacefully.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say this, I think all the things you just described,

0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they cost that much money because you

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:05.239
<v Speaker 2>could just buy I mean, you could buy like a

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 2>tank and fill it with some water and go to

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 2>the grocery store and get like two crabs, and you

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 2>got yourself private water.

0:32:12.640 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 5>But like, if I were to really think about it,

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:19.160
<v Speaker 5>you know, like I don't want to just I don't

0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 5>want to just put a crab in a tank. I

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 5>would I would want to be able to like try

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:26.840
<v Speaker 5>to at least replicate you know, part of its natural biome.

0:32:28.960 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I love I did. I love just imagining you

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 2>You're living your fucking life trying to replicate crab biomes

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 2>and collect bionicles.

0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:42.720
<v Speaker 5>You're killing it, like yeah, and like you know at

0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 5>that point the only battle is boredom, but it's still

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:46.320
<v Speaker 5>a new battle, you know.

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, John, I feel like in this almost twenty minute call,

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 2>I've gotten a pretty round idea of you know, at

0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:57.800
<v Speaker 2>least at a on a surface level of your of

0:32:57.840 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 2>your brain and your life. Well, I'll ask you this

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:06.120
<v Speaker 2>before we go. If we go, I mean, we'll eventually go.

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:10.200
<v Speaker 2>But you know what I mean, is there anything anything

0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 2>that you wanted out of this phone call that that

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 2>you didn't get, that maybe you wanted to talk about that,

0:33:15.200 --> 0:33:18.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, I thought i'd I'd let you think about

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:19.280
<v Speaker 2>that real quick.

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna be honest, not really, I just said, fuck it, this,

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:26.440
<v Speaker 5>Dude's funny. I'm gonna give a phone call. I smoked

0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:27.960
<v Speaker 5>a lot of weed and I was gonna play Tech.

0:33:28.000 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 5>And but whenever I play Tech and I get like

0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 5>super competitive into it, and I'm a good tecond player,

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:35.000
<v Speaker 5>It's just like I'm very exhausted. So I'm not gonna

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:37.280
<v Speaker 5>be playing that game right now. That game requires a

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 5>lot out of my brand.

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:43.479
<v Speaker 2>I really, I think I over and I'm I'm all,

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 2>this can be our last little tangent. But I almost

0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 2>think I overcomplicate happiness sometimes because maybe and and you know,

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:56.480
<v Speaker 2>we're both talking about like this thing of like, well

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:58.360
<v Speaker 2>then what else? What really is there to life?

0:33:58.520 --> 0:33:59.280
<v Speaker 4>I guess?

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, look, you're hanging out looking at crabs,

0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:09.960
<v Speaker 2>getting high, eating chicken parmesan, collecting bionicles. I mean that's

0:34:10.040 --> 0:34:12.200
<v Speaker 2>pretty good. I don't know, what do you really need

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 2>to like climb Mount Everest or or like, I mean,

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 2>what else do you need to do? Those? That seems

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:22.240
<v Speaker 2>like enough?

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 5>You know, it's not about what you need to do,

0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 5>It's about what do you want to do? And do

0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:31.439
<v Speaker 5>you know how to get there? I think the real

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 5>thing is people want to do a lot of things,

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:37.080
<v Speaker 5>but they're scared of looking at how they want to

0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 5>get there or how they would get there, And not

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 5>because they are afraid of the price tag, but rather

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 5>because they are lost in the direction and don't know

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 5>how to properly look for the steps. And it's hard

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:52.840
<v Speaker 5>to reach out like that. It's hard to move forward

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:54.919
<v Speaker 5>and make change. But if you do it, you'll really

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:57.799
<v Speaker 5>be able to You'll be like me, You'll just be

0:34:57.840 --> 0:35:00.320
<v Speaker 5>fucking looking at you. You'll find joy in the little things,

0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:02.759
<v Speaker 5>you know, like looking at crabs and ship right.

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, John, and I oh, no, I want that you

0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:07.800
<v Speaker 2>can finish your thought.

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 5>And well, I was gonna say my final thought. Really,

0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 5>I guess the biggest therapy I can offer to you

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 5>and even the viewers is to ponder the quote A

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 5>crab is what you perceive to be a crab. Find

0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 5>John in that.

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I look forward to when you start your own podcast

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:29.000
<v Speaker 2>where you give therapy dressed up in a crab costume.

0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:33.680
<v Speaker 5>You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna do my best

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:34.440
<v Speaker 5>to make that happen.

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Please do, please do. I look forward to it. But

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 2>thank you, John, and good luck to you and all

0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:42.279
<v Speaker 2>of your all of your crestaceous adventures.

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:44.680
<v Speaker 5>Tell yeah, bro, I'm in a fucking atlantis right now.

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:45.959
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what the fuck going on.

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 2>Take care, brother, yeah, do take care? Hey there, Hi?

0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:57.520
<v Speaker 2>What's your name?

0:35:58.160 --> 0:35:58.640
<v Speaker 3>Jaliel?

0:35:59.040 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 2>What's up? Jaliel?

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:03.920
<v Speaker 3>Not a whole lot yourself.

0:36:03.560 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Hanging in there being a gecko talking to people on

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:07.400
<v Speaker 2>the phone. How can I get you today? Sir? What

0:36:07.400 --> 0:36:08.799
<v Speaker 2>would you like to talk about?

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 3>Well, so I want to talk to you about a

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:13.520
<v Speaker 3>problem I have with my girlfriend.

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, Well, she's she's.

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Not only fans. She does like really weird stuff on OnlyFans,

0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:25.600
<v Speaker 3>like she does like cake farting and like muck bangs

0:36:25.640 --> 0:36:28.360
<v Speaker 3>and stuff like that, and like, okay, hold on, hold.

0:36:28.239 --> 0:36:29.799
<v Speaker 2>On, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, save

0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>all those thoughts real quick. What is cake farting?

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:35.680
<v Speaker 3>It's when a girl sits on a cake and farts

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:35.880
<v Speaker 3>on it.

0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:39.160
<v Speaker 2>You know what. I should have been able to ascertain

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 2>that without asking you.

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, continue, It's a very bizarre fetish. But I don't

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:46.840
<v Speaker 3>know how to feel about it because like part of

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 3>me is disgusted because you know, it's gross. Yeah, But then,

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:53.799
<v Speaker 3>like you know, I want to support her because is

0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:54.600
<v Speaker 3>what she wants to do.

0:36:55.800 --> 0:37:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, now go ahead, you have more thoughts.

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm just I'm kind of you know, I don't know

0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 3>what to do.

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:09.200
<v Speaker 2>How How long have you guys? You guys been dating

0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 2>for about.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Two years almost almost three?

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:16.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay? And what tell me more about why?

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Why?

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:21.440
<v Speaker 2>This is why? This is a point of contention, like

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:24.879
<v Speaker 2>why what? What about it? Do you feel is gross?

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Well? For one, you know, when I when I walk

0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:33.480
<v Speaker 3>into the bedroom and you know, I see her doing it, Like,

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:35.080
<v Speaker 3>I just I don't want to be mean, but I'm

0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 3>kind of like revolted, you know, like it's kind of

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:42.800
<v Speaker 3>kind of starting to ruin her image in my eyes.

0:37:44.040 --> 0:37:44.359
<v Speaker 2>Mm hm.

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:48.440
<v Speaker 3>And I feel like she's a great woman.

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, sure for sure? How long have uh have

0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 2>you guys? How long has she been doing it for?

0:37:59.640 --> 0:37:59.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 3>All over a year now?

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Okays?

0:38:05.080 --> 0:38:06.080
<v Speaker 3>Good money doing it?

0:38:06.640 --> 0:38:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Does she enjoy it? Is that her? Is she? Uh?

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Is she having a good time?

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean I think so, But like I think she's

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:22.399
<v Speaker 3>also just doing it for the money because she knows

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 3>it's like a weird like fetish mm hmm. But yeah,

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:30.200
<v Speaker 3>I think I think she probably enjoys it.

0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:32.560
<v Speaker 5>Well.

0:38:33.719 --> 0:38:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh, I mean, do you want my personal philosophy on

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:37.320
<v Speaker 2>this kind of stuff?

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:39.399
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely?

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:47.399
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I mean here's the thing I don't like if

0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 2>this is what she wants to do with her life. Like,

0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:55.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's cool in a relationship to like, uh, like,

0:38:55.920 --> 0:39:01.320
<v Speaker 2>it's cool it's cool for you to fuel whatever feelings

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:03.880
<v Speaker 2>you have, but I don't think it's cool to like

0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 2>demand her like change any aspect of her life, you know.

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:18.359
<v Speaker 2>But also, like you, as your own independent human being,

0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 2>have the choice as to whether or not you want

0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 2>to engage with it, you know what I mean?

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:26.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I see what you're saying.

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:32.279
<v Speaker 2>I I don't know how helpful that is, but.

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:36.399
<v Speaker 3>Well, I've never really like demanded her to stop. It's

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:39.319
<v Speaker 3>more like I asked her not to do it, like

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:40.320
<v Speaker 3>when I'm around.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fair.

0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:45.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like a problem because she can't really do it

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:46.000
<v Speaker 3>when I'm not around.

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:52.480
<v Speaker 2>You know, Wait, why can't she? How come she can't

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:54.880
<v Speaker 2>do it while you're not around? Can you stop breathing

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:55.759
<v Speaker 2>into the microphone?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Sorry, But it's mainly because we both work like

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 3>the same time, you know, so, like the only free

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:07.879
<v Speaker 3>time that we have is like, you know, when we're

0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:10.319
<v Speaker 3>off work and we're we're around each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a way for you guys to coordinate a

0:40:14.760 --> 0:40:16.719
<v Speaker 2>solution to this that works for both of you?

0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:23.080
<v Speaker 3>Possibly? The only thing I can really think of is

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:29.239
<v Speaker 3>her like like like building her a shed like that

0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 3>she could do it in.

0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, wait, that sounds kind of cool, actually

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 2>having like a cake shed.

0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:39.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like you know, like a cam studio or something

0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:39.920
<v Speaker 3>like that.

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 2>That actually sounds kind of cool. That could be nice,

0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:44.719
<v Speaker 2>you know what, that could be nice? What you guys.

0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Could you guys could work together to make her a

0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:53.840
<v Speaker 2>little studio to do her cake stuff. I think that

0:40:53.880 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 2>would be supportive if you helped her make a content studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, I never really thought of it before. But that's

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:07.800
<v Speaker 3>actually not a bad idea.

0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Well there we go. You're being you know what that

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:15.879
<v Speaker 2>actually is? And I say did because you're being supportive

0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 2>in like this actionable way that doesn't conflict with your

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:30.800
<v Speaker 2>own personal boundaries. I think, right, No, I do you

0:41:30.880 --> 0:41:33.360
<v Speaker 2>agree with me? You can if you think this is bullshit,

0:41:33.400 --> 0:41:34.480
<v Speaker 2>you can lemon, do you agree with that?

0:41:35.680 --> 0:41:37.240
<v Speaker 3>No? I No, I totally agree.

0:41:38.680 --> 0:41:40.960
<v Speaker 2>You can call it the sharp shed.

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely.

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what, this was more productive than I

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 2>thought it was going to be.

0:41:50.320 --> 0:41:52.279
<v Speaker 3>Me too, Honestly, I kind of I kind of felt

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 3>weird bringing it up because you know, it's just it's

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:55.719
<v Speaker 3>a bizarre situation.

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:57.960
<v Speaker 2>It kind of works to have a thing where you

0:41:58.000 --> 0:42:00.759
<v Speaker 2>shit on cakes because she does the muck banging. I

0:42:00.760 --> 0:42:04.640
<v Speaker 2>assume the muckbanging first, and then after eating all the food,

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:06.479
<v Speaker 2>she diarrheas on the cake.

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:10.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I hope. So I don't know. I don't really.

0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Watch her, you know, Hellope, Hey, what's up?

0:42:17.800 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 4>Is this where I think it is?

0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Sure? Is?

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:22.000
<v Speaker 2>What's your name? Dog?

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm Jack?

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Jack? What's going on? Jack? How can I get you today?

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:29.400
<v Speaker 4>Well? Wow, okay, I guess I'll talk about what I

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:33.760
<v Speaker 4>text about today, all right. I text about it money

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:37.839
<v Speaker 4>making endeavor, in which i've recently. I came up with

0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:40.080
<v Speaker 4>it like a while ago, and I kind of tried

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:42.719
<v Speaker 4>to do it like good night and it worked a

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:44.839
<v Speaker 4>little bit. So I would love to talk about it.

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you said, I have a new money making endeavor

0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:51.800
<v Speaker 2>that is quite controversial. Tell us about this endeavor?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, so this is gonna be okay. So

0:42:56.360 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 4>for some reference, I'm nineteen not I'm a young looking guy,

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:06.360
<v Speaker 4>Like I look I look like I'm like, I don't know,

0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't I like, I'm not very I don't grow

0:43:08.719 --> 0:43:13.880
<v Speaker 4>much like facial hair or anything. And so I decided

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:19.600
<v Speaker 4>to make money. I was going to to find pedophiles

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 4>on the internet and convince them that I'm a young

0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:28.839
<v Speaker 4>boy and then get them to pay me to do things,

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:32.560
<v Speaker 4>but then don't do the things and just take the money.

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:38.880
<v Speaker 2>How long you've been doing that?

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 4>I Like I tried it in action like two days ago.

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<v Speaker 2>M h.

0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:51.520
<v Speaker 4>I mean like, like two hundred bucks you made?

0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:53.600
<v Speaker 2>You made two hundred bucks of pedophile money?

0:43:54.640 --> 0:43:56.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yes?

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:00.200
<v Speaker 5>What?

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Uh uh?

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:04.360
<v Speaker 2>What are the other people you've told about this? I

0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:05.799
<v Speaker 2>have to say about it?

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:13.000
<v Speaker 4>I told my roommate about the plan, like like I'm like, hey,

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 4>what if I what if I did this? And he

0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:17.120
<v Speaker 4>was like, Oh, it'd be kind of kind of funny

0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 4>and kind of the conclusion we came to on it

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 4>is pedophile money. So I feel like it's like of

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:28.800
<v Speaker 4>people to scam they're they're the ones that deserve scamming.

0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:34.600
<v Speaker 2>What are you How long do you think this endeavor

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:36.720
<v Speaker 2>will last?

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:40.080
<v Speaker 4>I I don't I don't know, probably not that long.

0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 4>I'll probably get sick of it after a little bit.

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh No, I don't know. I'm I'm broke. I'm in college.

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't got a lot of money floating around because

0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I just kind of started and I

0:44:57.440 --> 0:45:02.640
<v Speaker 4>didn't I didn't work enough for college. So the money

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:05.759
<v Speaker 4>that I have is is a lacking So I needed

0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:06.120
<v Speaker 4>some more.

0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:10.280
<v Speaker 2>What are you doing with your with your pedophile.

0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:15.280
<v Speaker 4>Money right now? I think I'm saving up to buy?

0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:17.320
<v Speaker 4>What am I saving up to buy? I guess I

0:45:17.360 --> 0:45:20.680
<v Speaker 4>was trying to save up to buy skis. But season's over,

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:22.360
<v Speaker 4>so I think I'm gonna save up to buy like

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 4>backpacking gears. That's kind of what I'm wanting next.

0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Where what do you are you trying to go backpacking?

0:45:31.680 --> 0:45:34.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I'm trying to. Oh, this actually relates to something

0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 4>else I text you about. Yeah. I like to jump

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:44.000
<v Speaker 4>on trains, like like the ones that carry like freight

0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:46.480
<v Speaker 4>cargo and jump on them and they take me places.

0:45:47.560 --> 0:45:49.319
<v Speaker 4>And uh, I like to do that for a couple

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:50.600
<v Speaker 4>of days on end with my friend.

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 2>How do you buy? How do you like get the money?

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:54.200
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Do they say like they paypalue and ship.

0:45:56.200 --> 0:45:59.360
<v Speaker 4>Like like cash app? Like I made like a like

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 4>an account, but like they matched all the names of

0:46:02.280 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 4>the other castsha.

0:46:05.960 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Do they ever like send did they ever like report

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:09.760
<v Speaker 2>your cash ab or anything?

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I think they I don't really, I

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:18.359
<v Speaker 4>don't know. I think they'd be scared too, because I'm again,

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:20.600
<v Speaker 4>I just started this, like, so I don't know if

0:46:20.600 --> 0:46:23.439
<v Speaker 4>there's any consequences yet they're probably if there are there,

0:46:23.440 --> 0:46:24.360
<v Speaker 4>there yet to happen.

0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Have you have you experienced any any adverse effects to this?

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:37.359
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go no, I'll say no. I don't. I'm

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:42.440
<v Speaker 4>not very shameful, like I don't know, I feel like

0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:45.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm making money and i'm and I'm currently happy that

0:46:45.360 --> 0:46:48.839
<v Speaker 4>I'm making money, so I wouldn't say any adverse effects.

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Where are you train hopping to? Uh?

0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:59.280
<v Speaker 4>We we uh we were starting in Massachusetts. We took

0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:03.600
<v Speaker 4>the train out of out of like western Massachusetts, and

0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:06.319
<v Speaker 4>he went up to New York. So that was the

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:09.200
<v Speaker 4>second I guess took that same one up to North

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 4>Adams and then the second time we took it up

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 4>farther to upstate New York.

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 2>You know, if you wanted to do this in person,

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.840
<v Speaker 2>you could probably get a lot of free candy.

0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I don't think i'd pass like in person. I

0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 4>think it's easier with the pictures because it's like you

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:34.919
<v Speaker 4>can exaggerate, you can like, I don't know, my face

0:47:35.040 --> 0:47:37.160
<v Speaker 4>is a lot less young than the than the rest

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:37.440
<v Speaker 4>of me.

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Where are you? Where are you finding these people?

0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Well?

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:46.360
<v Speaker 4>No, I just kind of thought of like I was

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:50.120
<v Speaker 4>thinking about usual places, like I'm like an Internet guy,

0:47:50.920 --> 0:47:55.239
<v Speaker 4>so like, first I tried Discord and that failed. So

0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 4>then I looked I went on Google, and I was like, hmm,

0:47:58.280 --> 0:48:00.759
<v Speaker 4>if I if I was if I was a pedophile,

0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 4>it was old and stupid. What would I look up?

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:07.680
<v Speaker 4>So I looked up gay chat room. That prevailed.

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:13.480
<v Speaker 2>I do you do you have a like if you

0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:16.920
<v Speaker 2>weren't doing this, do you have a different way that

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:21.920
<v Speaker 2>you would want to make money?

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:27.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Wait one second? Yeah?

0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 1>Who?

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:37.879
<v Speaker 2>Hello? Hello? I thought this was I thought I thought

0:48:37.880 --> 0:48:39.120
<v Speaker 2>we were talking on the phone.

0:48:40.680 --> 0:48:43.680
<v Speaker 4>Sorry about that. My Uh, I had an interruption. My

0:48:43.719 --> 0:48:45.320
<v Speaker 4>dog came into my room and my mom was like,

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.280
<v Speaker 4>get the dog out of your room, all right.

0:48:51.440 --> 0:48:53.680
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was like I thought, what if it, dude,

0:48:53.760 --> 0:48:56.440
<v Speaker 2>what if it was just like thirty pedophiles right outside

0:48:56.480 --> 0:48:59.399
<v Speaker 2>of your room just wanted to get back.

0:49:00.480 --> 0:49:02.359
<v Speaker 4>I don't think they're that like. I don't think they

0:49:02.360 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 4>don't have that much will, like that much willpower or

0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:08.959
<v Speaker 4>drive to come after me. I think after the point

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:13.799
<v Speaker 4>they've gotten scammed, I imagine they would get upset and

0:49:13.960 --> 0:49:16.880
<v Speaker 4>like maybe maybe question being a pedophile.

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:22.360
<v Speaker 2>Probably not, though, what how old are you telling everyone

0:49:22.360 --> 0:49:22.759
<v Speaker 2>that you are?

0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:28.880
<v Speaker 4>I usually go like like fifteen sixteen range, that's like

0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 4>where it's believable. I think, do.

0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:36.680
<v Speaker 2>You do you have a different way that you desire

0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:38.200
<v Speaker 2>to make money in the future?

0:49:39.800 --> 0:49:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, I'm like a cybersecurity student, so uh, probably

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:49.200
<v Speaker 4>that that's how I want to fund. Like I want

0:49:49.200 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 4>to like get out of college, work save up money

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:54.719
<v Speaker 4>if I can, and I want to I want to

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.919
<v Speaker 4>travel by a train. That's that's that's what I want

0:49:57.920 --> 0:49:58.160
<v Speaker 4>to do.

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Where Where's Where do you most desire to travel via train?

0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:08.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I want to stay in America that

0:50:08.520 --> 0:50:12.880
<v Speaker 4>seems it seems a lot easier, probably, like I'll probably

0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:15.040
<v Speaker 4>end up going out west because I'm from the East.

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to go over there. That's not that's

0:50:17.200 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 4>a new new place.

0:50:19.880 --> 0:50:24.879
<v Speaker 2>M hmm. Do you what do you do? You now

0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 2>these conversations do they start off sexual or do you

0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:31.080
<v Speaker 2>have like polite conversation beforehand?

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:35.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, it's usually like pretty mild to wild,

0:50:35.719 --> 0:50:39.800
<v Speaker 4>like they come they come on strong, the pedophiles.

0:50:41.880 --> 0:50:43.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess. I guess that's how they do it.

0:50:45.360 --> 0:50:45.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know.

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Man, does your mom know that you do this?

0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:50:51.600 --> 0:50:52.520
<v Speaker 4>She does, she does not.

0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:58.319
<v Speaker 2>You could probably like program a fucking AI bot to

0:50:58.480 --> 0:51:00.719
<v Speaker 2>like do that run this. I'm not saying. I don't

0:51:00.719 --> 0:51:04.360
<v Speaker 2>think that's a good idea. I wouldn't do that. I

0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:07.480
<v Speaker 2>don't think that's a good idea. But you, I guess

0:51:07.520 --> 0:51:07.920
<v Speaker 2>you could.

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:11.760
<v Speaker 4>Well, what like what how much? What would the AI

0:51:11.880 --> 0:51:15.880
<v Speaker 4>be doing with the AI? Is the AI making like

0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:19.440
<v Speaker 4>it just like sending me accounts? Is it like everything

0:51:19.480 --> 0:51:20.600
<v Speaker 4>like making the pictures too?

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:22.920
<v Speaker 2>No, what what you would do is you would you

0:51:22.960 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 2>would show the AI like like two thousand hours of

0:51:27.160 --> 0:51:30.279
<v Speaker 2>teen Nick shows, so that it learns how to talk

0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:31.480
<v Speaker 2>like a sixteen year old.

0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:37.120
<v Speaker 4>Interesting, but yeah, just like the chat part would be

0:51:37.160 --> 0:51:39.200
<v Speaker 4>the ar right, that could probably work.

0:51:40.760 --> 0:51:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, what's your name again?

0:51:44.920 --> 0:51:45.440
<v Speaker 4>Uh?

0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:56.879
<v Speaker 2>Henry, Henry? Well Henry, I mean I don't know. Uh, yeah,

0:51:56.920 --> 0:51:58.760
<v Speaker 2>you should. I mean you should probably find like something

0:51:58.760 --> 0:52:00.680
<v Speaker 2>more sustainable to do.

0:52:02.440 --> 0:52:05.120
<v Speaker 4>I just kind of I'm like, I was like, damn,

0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:09.080
<v Speaker 4>I need I need money for food. So I thought,

0:52:11.360 --> 0:52:14.200
<v Speaker 4>because I want to eat, not like I want to

0:52:14.239 --> 0:52:16.120
<v Speaker 4>I want to splurge on food.

0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought, what would you splurge on?

0:52:22.280 --> 0:52:25.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I want some like good some good sushi.

0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:30.920
<v Speaker 4>Maybe that's like really splurging sushi is expensive, you get

0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:39.280
<v Speaker 4>some cheap sushi, and then I guess, mm hmm, crazy

0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:39.920
<v Speaker 4>world we live in.

0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:42.799
<v Speaker 2>It is a crazy world we live in. Is there

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:44.640
<v Speaker 2>anything else you want to say to the people of

0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:45.799
<v Speaker 2>the computer before we go.

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:52.839
<v Speaker 4>I'll say it's everyone beware because I feel like, after

0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:56.880
<v Speaker 4>after my experience with interacting with pedophiles, there might be

0:52:56.880 --> 0:52:58.200
<v Speaker 4>a lot more of them in the world than we

0:52:58.400 --> 0:53:03.000
<v Speaker 4>thought it. So like I'm I'm concerned that, like twenty

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<v Speaker 4>four to seven, I can have easy access to a pedophile.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like that seems like a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you said, man, we live in a crazy world.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, well, I hope the people in the

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<v Speaker 4>computer have a nice day. I hope they do. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say your name was Jack or Henry?

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<v Speaker 4>So it's Frank.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good night. Frank good night. Goes on the

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<v Speaker 2>line making your phone calls every night, every beacon goes

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<v Speaker 2>to a ride, teaching.

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<v Speaker 3>You aloud in the life.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not an expert.