Speaker 1: Hello there, Hi.
Speaker 2: What's your name.
Speaker 1: I'm Stephanie. Hello. I didn't I honestly didn't think you're
Speaker 1: gonna call.
Speaker 2: Well, Stephanie, what's going on. How's your evening going.
Speaker 1: It's been good. I've been watching the stream and took
Speaker 1: a bath, you know, nice, chill night.
Speaker 2: All right, Stephanie, I'm just gonna I'm gonna you know
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna read what you texted
Speaker 2: me verbatim.
Speaker 1: Go for it.
Speaker 2: My mom is wanting to hang out with Papa John's
Speaker 2: mistress again. I don't like her. I have tales of
Speaker 2: the Papa John with the women in Indiana before the
Speaker 2: extreme racism, a life of fake tits, helicopters and vagalazing.
Speaker 1: Vaga vejazzling that is that is Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: of the dazzling deck?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, you have to explain everything I just read.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's what's up?
Speaker 1: So I don't know. It is a wild life here
Speaker 1: in like the North side of Indie. So my mom,
Speaker 1: one of her best friends from my teenagehood, she I guess,
Speaker 1: got entangled with the Papa John and she was like
Speaker 1: his mistress. So he would like have his helicopter and
Speaker 1: come up to Indianapolis usually run like Indy five hundred times,
Speaker 1: and they met and he would just ride her all
Speaker 1: around with his helicopter. They'd come up and meet my
Speaker 1: mom and her friends up here. And eventually she got
Speaker 1: upgraded and moved to Naples, Florida with him, and that
Speaker 1: got a little interesting. He bought her a penthouse and
Speaker 1: bought her a new pair of tits. I just all,
Speaker 1: I never met him the one time that I was
Speaker 1: invited to meet him, I was. I went to school
Speaker 1: in Ohio, so it wasn't there. But I just I don't.
Speaker 1: So basically they were him and his wife were still
Speaker 1: together just for like the money's sake, and they eventually
Speaker 1: just obviously divorced after the whole fun shit with racism.
Speaker 1: I mean, that'll, that'll do it.
Speaker 2: Now, why do you so? Okay, so all right, so
Speaker 2: your mom is friends with the mistress of Papa John
Speaker 2: and and yours. Okay, So when you said my mom
Speaker 2: is wanting to hang out with Papa John's mistress again,
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Yes, Why do you not like
Speaker 2: Papa John's mistress?
Speaker 1: Well, she goes for like these rich men and she's
Speaker 1: just very stuck up. I mean, I guess I would
Speaker 1: be too, if you get like a penthouse and pre
Speaker 1: tints from Papa John. She's just she's just not a
Speaker 1: very nice lady. I don't know, she's just very gives
Speaker 1: me anxiety. And she wanted me to go with her
Speaker 1: this weekend of a Saint Patrick's Day party, and she
Speaker 1: was there and I was like, Oh, I don't know
Speaker 1: about that girl. It's just Papa John's not exactly the
Speaker 1: best person.
Speaker 2: So what is the jazzling?
Speaker 1: So when she was down in Naples, she's in't she
Speaker 1: does like random skincare things or lashes. The jazzling is
Speaker 1: like when you like die your pube and put like
Speaker 1: jewels all around it. And I guess it's think of
Speaker 1: like bedazzling, but like vagina, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting is that something? Is this something you would
Speaker 2: ever do? Like what's your opinion on the jazzling?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I feel like that's like
Speaker 1: a what if you get burned by like whatever adhesive
Speaker 1: they put on with the jewels, Like what what would
Speaker 1: would you bejazzle? Would you get like a bedazzled geck?
Speaker 2: Do you think that Papa John has has bedazzled his
Speaker 2: penis so that he can put his bedazzled penis into
Speaker 2: his mistress's bedazzled vagina.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I wouldn't. I mean, if you could see, like
Speaker 1: a gosh, what was even better? Ingredients better pizza just
Speaker 1: been like rhinestones right above the talk. I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe that would.
Speaker 2: Be kind of that would be kind of sick. If
Speaker 2: the dazzles on his pelvis.
Speaker 1: On his pulvis, yes, and just have like a different
Speaker 1: like little highlights on the on the hair too.
Speaker 2: Do you so? If all right? Look, if all right,
Speaker 2: if John Domino, uh CEO and founder of Domino's Pizza
Speaker 2: shut up on your doorstep and and invited you to
Speaker 2: a luxurious life of helicopters, uh, fake boobs and the jazzling,
Speaker 2: do you do you think you would accept the offer
Speaker 2: or at least consider or would you would you tart?
Speaker 2: Would you shut the door on John Domino?
Speaker 1: I feel like I he might be a murderer, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. It could be enticing, Like I guess
Speaker 1: I can't hate her for it, but I that's hard.
Speaker 1: What about you? Would you be you know, a pizza
Speaker 1: lord's mistress?
Speaker 2: Ah? Would I be a pizza lord's mistress. Oh all right,
Speaker 2: Like all right, if Wendy came to me and uh
Speaker 2: invited me to be the the the king of the
Speaker 2: what's what's the mister, I guess is the is the
Speaker 2: opposite of mistress. If I if I could be the
Speaker 2: mister of square patties and I could get unlimited hamburgers
Speaker 2: and jewels around my anus and rides from a helicopter
Speaker 2: to any Wendy's on Earth, I would have a hard
Speaker 2: time passing that up, I will say true. And for
Speaker 2: that reason I empathize with with your mom's friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know. Now, I'm almost like debating
Speaker 1: on maybe I should see her this weekend and get
Speaker 1: some more stories like I I haven't. I haven't really
Speaker 1: seen her in person for a few years. It definitely
Speaker 1: it's very entertaining to know that, like about the Papa
Speaker 1: John just randomly finding a woman in Indiana, it is
Speaker 1: quite enticing to the mind.
Speaker 2: By the way, I just want to say that you
Speaker 2: said when you were explaining the story, you said, I
Speaker 2: don't remember what your exact words were, but you said
Speaker 2: something like, Indiana's a weird place. I've been to, Uh,
Speaker 2: Indiana and uh, this story is less reflective of Indiana
Speaker 2: and more reflective of this your mom's friend's life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so I'm in these suburbs. It's called like
Speaker 1: geist Fisher's caramel. I know, it's felt like caramel that
Speaker 1: it's caramel here. And I even had like a friend
Speaker 1: his dad like spaked his death on an airplane, on
Speaker 1: like a private jet and like stole a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: It's it is a different place here. There's also a
Speaker 1: bunch of influencers it.
Speaker 2: Is in Indiana like the like the means.
Speaker 1: Like Jordan Underwood. There's just all these little basic girls
Speaker 1: with long hair and hats. It's like there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of them here and a bunch of them in Nashville.
Speaker 1: They're not like the super sexy ones. They're just like
Speaker 1: your basic tall boots, hats, u tah looking.
Speaker 2: So are you what's your relationship like with your mom?
Speaker 1: A weird, very very close, almost too close.
Speaker 2: I feel like, what's your mom think of a of this?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 2: Uh, Papa John's mistress lady, she just.
Speaker 1: It's just normal to her. I mean she will go
Speaker 1: with her to get into like fun exclusive things, but
Speaker 1: other than that, she kind of stays away from them,
Speaker 1: and I would rather her do that. They're not the best.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like when she's with them, she gets manipulated
Speaker 1: into their character. And that's why I like frown upon
Speaker 1: it interesting.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've been with your mom to a weird
Speaker 2: eyes wide shut pizza party.
Speaker 1: I wish there was pizza, but it was more like
Speaker 1: creepy old men.
Speaker 2: And this is go ahead, go ahead, say say what
Speaker 2: you want to.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't know. I forgot what I was
Speaker 1: about to say.
Speaker 3: Go on.
Speaker 2: And this is in Indiana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just weird with the boomers and their
Speaker 1: single life and all the interesting shit that's going on
Speaker 1: and sugar daddies. It's I'm sure it's like this in
Speaker 1: every state, in like some sort of suburb, but it's
Speaker 1: just it's interesting around Cherry. You would never just the
Speaker 1: stories that I have encountering these folks. Is it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Does she have a gold Papa John's card that gives
Speaker 2: her free pizza at any Papa John's location.
Speaker 1: That's honestly an incredible question, and I'm really disappointed in
Speaker 1: myself for not asking.
Speaker 2: So you haven't met this woman in two years?
Speaker 1: I haven't. Yeah, I haven't seen her in a bit, So,
Speaker 1: so how.
Speaker 2: Do you so? I guess a few things. So I mean, what,
Speaker 2: how do you know she's still with the papa?
Speaker 1: They're not. She's not with the Papa. I think like
Speaker 1: after the whole she was with him a year after
Speaker 1: the whole issue of him we know, and he ended
Speaker 1: things with his wife and then they broke it off
Speaker 1: and she moved back to Indiana.
Speaker 2: Damn, what's she doing now? Is she up to?
Speaker 1: Uh? I don't know if she's still in the business
Speaker 1: of the jazzling, and I think she does lashes, So
Speaker 1: I think that's a little more of a it's a
Speaker 1: better past, you know, versus the jazzling.
Speaker 2: Do you still eat Papa John's?
Speaker 1: I haven't had in a bit. Sometimes I crave it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I know I haven't happened in a while.
Speaker 1: Usually get like local places.
Speaker 2: Is it weird that this is kind of making me
Speaker 2: crave Papa John's?
Speaker 1: Honestly, this might be add I don't know, but it's
Speaker 1: just like you get that craving. Its like maybe like
Speaker 1: the smell and the sauce, you just like, damn you.
Speaker 2: Know, Okay, I'll ask you this before we go, Is
Speaker 2: there any fast food restauranteur tyrants CEO person who you
Speaker 2: would be their mistress?
Speaker 1: Hmmm, that was an excellent question. Maybe I know, like
Speaker 1: Taco Bell has like a big Australian like office, and
Speaker 1: I thought he was talk Maybe Taco Bell, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Don't don't quote me on that. I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of chaos is behind that, no history knowing it's
Speaker 1: my side.
Speaker 2: But Alexander Graham Bell lands his helicopter on your front
Speaker 2: yard and extends his hand for you to join him
Speaker 2: on a transatlantic journey. And and in his other hand,
Speaker 2: and in his other hand he as a Mexican pizza.
Speaker 2: Would you take would you take his hand? Yes?
Speaker 1: I would love to be the fucking Taco Bell. That
Speaker 1: that is. Yeah, that's the meaning of life.
Speaker 2: I sake, I say, I say, why not hang out
Speaker 2: with this Papa John's lady. See what she's been up to.
Speaker 2: Maybe she'll maybe she'll have more interesting stories.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I can give you guys a little little insight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be good to ask her about that card.
Speaker 1: And it's maybe you could get one that would be
Speaker 1: chef's kiss.
Speaker 2: That would be cool if like for five guys. If
Speaker 2: you like yo, you think somebody has ever like dated
Speaker 2: all five of the guys at once. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That kind of sounds like a porno.
Speaker 2: Stephanie, is there anything else you want to say to
Speaker 2: the people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 1: Ummm no, I guess just jack on. If you want
Speaker 1: to be someone's mistress, be careful. I don't know. Have
Speaker 1: a great day the jab one. Yeah, have a good one, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: all right, you two gags.
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Speaker 5: What's good?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? Man? What's your name?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: John twenty two And I'm you know, I'm just kind
Speaker 5: of free balling right now.
Speaker 2: John. You texted me and you said, I want to
Speaker 2: talk about how I have an obsession with crabs and
Speaker 2: other crustaceans due to social ostrizization.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, so, I don't want to keep you too
Speaker 5: long because you're a busy man, but to put along
Speaker 5: motherfucking story short, one of the various reasons I'm obsessed
Speaker 5: with crabs and animal group is because they just kind
Speaker 5: of fucking do whatever, right, and growing up with ASD,
Speaker 5: I'm very high functioning, but I'm still in the spectrum right,
Speaker 5: so you know, ship flies over my.
Speaker 2: Head all the way just for what is ASD.
Speaker 5: Oh off in spectrum disorder continue. So, especially with the
Speaker 5: just kind of like being not really included in most things,
Speaker 5: so to speak, family and not family wise, Yeah, you
Speaker 5: kind of form an attachment to the little chaotic, neutral
Speaker 5: things of life, you know, you kind of you start
Speaker 5: to resonate with that, and just kind of looking at
Speaker 5: crustaceans in general and seeing how they just kind of
Speaker 5: freeball big dick vibe in the you know, the primordial soup.
Speaker 5: I love that for them, and that kind of helped
Speaker 5: me realize I don't need validation to be a good person,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? And validation always helps, right,
Speaker 5: Like that's just a human requirement, Like that's kind of
Speaker 5: up there with like the psychological needs and the physical
Speaker 5: needs type shit. Yeah, but it just kind of really
Speaker 5: being able to resonate with something on that level is
Speaker 5: super liberating. And I can't remember the name of the biologist,
Speaker 5: but he said a crab is whatever we perceive to
Speaker 5: be a crab, and it relates to carsonization, how things
Speaker 5: keep evolving into crabs. But I took that quote at
Speaker 5: such a spiritual face value and I really began to realize, like,
Speaker 5: take life what it is.
Speaker 2: You We lost we glossed over two things that you
Speaker 2: just said that I want a further explanation on the
Speaker 2: first one was that a crab is whatever you perceive
Speaker 2: to be a crab. And then the second one, Oh crap,
Speaker 2: you said a second thing. Fuck? Was the second thing?
Speaker 2: You said?
Speaker 5: Aranization?
Speaker 2: Carson Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 5: Carsonization is the act of other creatures evolving into a
Speaker 5: crab like shape for very.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, you said you said everything eventually becomes
Speaker 2: a crab. Okay, so tell you what.
Speaker 5: Essentially, Yeah, that's that's where the whole meme of everything
Speaker 5: becomes a crab kind of came from. And there it's
Speaker 5: fun fact there was actually, uh, I don't know which period.
Speaker 5: I think it was like the Cretaceous or sing, yeah,
Speaker 5: it was the Cretaceous period. Ship just kept evolving into
Speaker 5: crabs and it was called the Cretaceous crab Revolution.
Speaker 2: This is like a period like in when was the
Speaker 2: Crestaceous period?
Speaker 5: Whenever the fuck it was?
Speaker 2: Man, are you It sounds like it sounds like you're
Speaker 2: making this up. But even if you are, I don't.
Speaker 5: I'm not Cretaceous.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: That was like the dinosaurs and ship dog.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I have
Speaker 2: so many questions for you about things. So uh, let's
Speaker 2: get into this real quick.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Uh okay, all right, So where do we even start?
Speaker 2: So you said that you you identify with crabs because
Speaker 2: you feel like they free free ball, big dickatt around
Speaker 2: the world, and they don't they don't need validation from others.
Speaker 2: So I assume that you're stuck in some kind of
Speaker 2: trap where you're feeling like you need validation from others
Speaker 2: to like live your life. And shit, is that is
Speaker 2: that accurate? Not?
Speaker 5: Really, It's more about like the solution I came to
Speaker 5: at a young age because of lack of validation.
Speaker 2: M h, what do you want to be validate? What
Speaker 2: do you what do you want to be validated about?
Speaker 5: I mean the thing that I would want to be
Speaker 5: validated for would just be like, you know, hey, you're
Speaker 5: an all right guy, and that's all I need. You know,
Speaker 5: I don't need to I don't need to hear you know,
Speaker 5: you got the biggest dick, you got the coolest car,
Speaker 5: you know, you got the coolest hobbies, or your wife's
Speaker 5: the hottest. It's like, yeah, like to me, that even
Speaker 5: as a young kid. To me, I never really even
Speaker 5: thought of it like that. But when like, the validation
Speaker 5: that I think everybody deserves if they're a good person
Speaker 5: is just to hear, hey, you're a good person.
Speaker 2: What what makes somebody an al right guy in your
Speaker 2: in your opinion.
Speaker 5: Is the willing to realize when you're wrong, but more
Speaker 5: so than that, the willingness to change and learn from that,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. M You know, it's kind
Speaker 5: of hard to put like a price tag on what
Speaker 5: makes somebody a good or a bad person. But I
Speaker 5: think the easiest way to look at it is, if
Speaker 5: you do something wrong, are you capable of realizing it?
Speaker 5: And more importantly, are you capable of changing because of it?
Speaker 2: Do you do you feel that, uh, you you live
Speaker 2: up to that definition that you've set for yourself.
Speaker 5: I do? I definitely do? You know? I I it's
Speaker 5: the bare minimum you got to make sure that you
Speaker 5: can live up to something like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the most I mean, look, man, if
Speaker 2: you're looking for validation, you've you've you've kind of found
Speaker 2: it within yourself if you can answer that question exactly.
Speaker 5: And that's why I that's why I resonate with crabs
Speaker 5: because they just do things, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Does it? I don't know if a crab fits that definition.
Speaker 2: I don't know if crabs have a like developed enough
Speaker 2: brains to understand when they do right or wrong. But
Speaker 2: I also don't think the crabs are capable of object
Speaker 2: moral like bad or good. I think they just kind
Speaker 2: of they're just kind of crabs exactly.
Speaker 5: They're chaotic, neutral, and they're trying to survive. And it's
Speaker 5: not that, you know, they have a concept of right
Speaker 5: or wrong. It's that they are in and of themselves
Speaker 5: very much themselves. They're not changing for other people. And
Speaker 5: you know that that, you know, the hearkens back to
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. You know, are you capable of change
Speaker 5: after a bad thing and learning from after doing a
Speaker 5: bad thing? And I don't see that as changing for
Speaker 5: other people. I see that as making yourself the better
Speaker 5: version you can be.
Speaker 2: So I'm John, who are you? Man? What's what's going
Speaker 2: on with you? All I know about you is that
Speaker 2: you like crabs. I want to I know we said
Speaker 2: we make this quick, but I'm You've You've captured me
Speaker 2: with all this crab talk, and I'm curious.
Speaker 5: With I'm a very interesting fella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up? What's going on in your life? Who
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 5: Oh? Dude? Man? Right now, I'm just working retail, taking
Speaker 5: a gap year from college and making ends meet.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: But you know, I play a lot of video games
Speaker 5: in my In my spare time, I smoke a lot
Speaker 5: of weed. I I think I spoke to like two
Speaker 5: grams yesterday.
Speaker 2: Two grant. Why are you smoking so much? Sweed? It's fun,
Speaker 2: It is fun. It is fun. It is fun.
Speaker 5: And my dad was making homemade chicken palm, so man,
Speaker 5: that was helly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to be in the right mindset for that.
Speaker 2: Do you eat Do you eat crabs? Have you ever
Speaker 2: had a crab like to consume? Or does that? Or
Speaker 2: do you like them in such a way that you
Speaker 2: couldn't even do that?
Speaker 5: I know I've eaten crab meat before.
Speaker 4: M h.
Speaker 5: It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: You sound like you're doing well.
Speaker 5: I hope I am. You know, deep down, I hope
Speaker 5: I am. I for the past, you know, a couple
Speaker 5: a week, I would say I really haven't been doing well.
Speaker 5: But if if you can look in your side yourself
Speaker 5: and say, like, I'm not doing well right now and
Speaker 5: that's okay, then you're going to be fine.
Speaker 2: What is it? Is there anything like specific that happened
Speaker 2: in the past weeks to make it so that you're
Speaker 2: not doing well.
Speaker 5: A friend who I didn't know well, and I only
Speaker 5: knew him online, but every time I interacted with him
Speaker 5: he was he was a great guy. Recently he had
Speaker 5: taken his own life.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, and I'm I'm doing fine. But a
Speaker 5: closer friend of mine, who is even closer to this guy,
Speaker 5: he relapsed on alcohol and he was drunk for four
Speaker 5: days straight, which is a lot of time, you know,
Speaker 5: to be inebriated, and so really just kind of trudging
Speaker 5: through that kind of emotionally navigating like the circumstance. And
Speaker 5: then on top of that, you know, I had a
Speaker 5: family dinner on Sunday and I was actually like legitimately
Speaker 5: dead terrified of you know, like talking to my family.
Speaker 5: And it's not because you know, they hate me. It's
Speaker 5: just because, like oftentimes, I get interrupted a lot, and
Speaker 5: it could be something smaller, it could be something big,
Speaker 5: but it happens like so much to such a degree
Speaker 5: that it made me feel like, you know, my word
Speaker 5: doesn't matter and that I'm not there. But I in
Speaker 5: the end, you know, I talked to my family about it.
Speaker 5: I said, hey, you know, this is where I'm at
Speaker 5: right now, Please don't do this. I talk to my
Speaker 5: dad and I talked to my best friend, and they
Speaker 5: both talked to my brother, who I love very much,
Speaker 5: and they were all very very receptive to it. They
Speaker 5: you know, they realized like, yeah, you know, this does
Speaker 5: happen a lot. You know, we're sorry and we'll we'll
Speaker 5: make it better. And in the end, and Sunday dinner
Speaker 5: was great. I was zooted off my ass eating chicken palm.
Speaker 5: We were watching silly meme videos. I got to show
Speaker 5: my my brother and my best friend Dracula Flow.
Speaker 2: Now, is that is that a feeling that you've you've
Speaker 2: had throughout your life that you that you were being
Speaker 2: interrupted or that people weren't really like listening to what
Speaker 2: you had to say.
Speaker 5: Oh, all the time, man, all the time. And you know,
Speaker 5: eventually you get used to it, but it's still like
Speaker 5: it's still a burden that you shoulder on yourself, and
Speaker 5: it's still a thing that really it wears down on
Speaker 5: you no matter how small and how big it is
Speaker 5: eventually against the point where you stop keeping score, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, it just keeps happening.
Speaker 2: Sure, and you're you're twenty two.
Speaker 5: I'm twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm curious. I mean, you've I assume you've
Speaker 2: been like living with your family, you know, your whole life.
Speaker 2: Was there anything about this week that made you kind
Speaker 2: of finally be like, you know what, I'm gonna address
Speaker 2: this problem.
Speaker 5: We see, That's the thing. Even as a kid, I
Speaker 5: was trying to address that problem. So it's so weird
Speaker 5: now that like now of all times that it kind
Speaker 5: of becomes, you know, like the time where solution happens.
Speaker 5: And you know, it's very strange, and that's like a
Speaker 5: whole other can of worms that like relates to a
Speaker 5: not the good childhood that I'm not you know, I'm
Speaker 5: not super comfortable discussing, but you know, it's it's just
Speaker 5: weird that things improve after like the eighty billionth time
Speaker 5: you say something, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So how's everything with Like I know, you said you
Speaker 2: have some friends on discord? Do you do you have
Speaker 2: a good amount of friends outside of the computer?
Speaker 5: I do? I do?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: We we don't talk like as much just because, like,
Speaker 5: I'm pretty introverted, right, but like, you know, the people
Speaker 5: that I do talk to online are people that, like,
Speaker 5: you know, I've known for like quite a while, so
Speaker 5: you but outside of the computer, yeah, you know. You know,
Speaker 5: when I'm at work, I start talking to my co workers,
Speaker 5: I cracked jokes. You know, when I'm with my family,
Speaker 5: I'm cracking jokes. I'm just introverted, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, uh oh, sorry, go on, no, no, you
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 5: Uh My. You know my best friend who I've noticed
Speaker 5: since high school, you know, we talk all the fucking time.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: And you know, it's it's just so weird. This is
Speaker 5: completely off topic, but it's it's so weird out like
Speaker 5: there's always like the one friend after high school that
Speaker 5: you talk to and nobody else.
Speaker 2: Do you not talk to a lot of people, a
Speaker 2: lot of people from you like did you have? Do
Speaker 2: you not talk to a lot of people from high school?
Speaker 5: I really don't know. I never liked high school.
Speaker 2: M M, so I guess I don't. I'm trying. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to figure out what direction I want to take
Speaker 2: this conversation. And because you seem like you're doing really
Speaker 2: well all things considered, and you have this this idealization
Speaker 2: of the crab because the crab represents this like very
Speaker 2: stoic life style in your brain, right, because as you said,
Speaker 2: crabs are kind of big dicking it around the world
Speaker 2: and they don't they're not preconceived with the thoughts and
Speaker 2: opinions of other people. They're not in uh, in need
Speaker 2: of the validation of other people. I mean, it feels
Speaker 2: very It feels like a very stomic freedom. Freedom.
Speaker 5: I call it freedom. It's like its own thing, you know,
Speaker 5: mm hmmm mm hmm. Well you know that's why. That's
Speaker 5: why I love crabs. They're just their own thing.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll ask you more about your life. What do
Speaker 2: you what's what's your what are your hopes and dreams?
Speaker 2: What do you want for for life?
Speaker 5: Oh man, I want I mean materialistic why I would
Speaker 5: love to start like collecting every fucking bionical ever that
Speaker 5: that was. That was something I was obsessed with as
Speaker 5: a kid. Oh man, I love bionicles. But I guess
Speaker 5: like in the broader, the broader spectrum of things to
Speaker 5: really like nail what I want in life. I just
Speaker 5: want to be able to like live without financial constraint,
Speaker 5: you know, which is why I'm studying cybersecurity in a
Speaker 5: in college right now. I'm trying to study for my
Speaker 5: CompTIA Security Plus certification. It's just it's hard to like
Speaker 5: bring myself to study because I'm working full time overnights
Speaker 5: right now, and it got even during like a lunch
Speaker 5: breakout work, I'm just like I need to, you know,
Speaker 5: I need like a like at that hour to myself.
Speaker 5: I just got a chill. But really just to be
Speaker 5: able to, I guess in the end, create a stable
Speaker 5: career in a stable financial situation. Uh, just to the
Speaker 5: point where I can decide what I, you know, want
Speaker 5: to be able to do with my I would say
Speaker 5: limited free time, you know, Like you know, I'm not saying, like,
Speaker 5: you know, I want to be like stupid, filthy rich.
Speaker 5: Of course that'd be fun, but at that point it
Speaker 5: would just be boring, right, Like, you know, it'd be
Speaker 5: great not.
Speaker 2: To talk about it. You could buy a lot of bionicals.
Speaker 5: I could buy a lot of bionicals. Yeah, but then
Speaker 5: what else, you know, Like if I had like, you know,
Speaker 5: like fucking Jeff Bezos level funding, I would I would
Speaker 5: have a private aquarium. I would have a beautiful home,
Speaker 5: I'd get married. I wouldn't even have kids. I don't
Speaker 5: like kids. But I would be able to you know,
Speaker 5: you know, I'd be able to get everything that I wanted.
Speaker 5: But then you have you know, I'm twenty two. That's
Speaker 5: like another what like on the high end, another sixty
Speaker 5: years of lifespan. That's a lot of time, and at
Speaker 5: that point I wouldn't even know what to do at
Speaker 5: that time, and I would be living peacefully, and I
Speaker 5: want to be able to live peacefully.
Speaker 2: I'll say this, I think all the things you just described,
Speaker 2: I don't think they cost that much money because you
Speaker 2: could just buy I mean, you could buy like a
Speaker 2: tank and fill it with some water and go to
Speaker 2: the grocery store and get like two crabs, and you
Speaker 2: got yourself private water.
Speaker 5: But like, if I were to really think about it,
Speaker 5: you know, like I don't want to just I don't
Speaker 5: want to just put a crab in a tank. I
Speaker 5: would I would want to be able to like try
Speaker 5: to at least replicate you know, part of its natural biome.
Speaker 2: Dude. I love I did. I love just imagining you
Speaker 2: You're living your fucking life trying to replicate crab biomes
Speaker 2: and collect bionicles.
Speaker 5: You're killing it, like yeah, and like you know at
Speaker 5: that point the only battle is boredom, but it's still
Speaker 5: a new battle, you know.
Speaker 2: Well, John, I feel like in this almost twenty minute call,
Speaker 2: I've gotten a pretty round idea of you know, at
Speaker 2: least at a on a surface level of your of
Speaker 2: your brain and your life. Well, I'll ask you this
Speaker 2: before we go. If we go, I mean, we'll eventually go.
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, is there anything anything
Speaker 2: that you wanted out of this phone call that that
Speaker 2: you didn't get, that maybe you wanted to talk about that,
Speaker 2: you know, I thought i'd I'd let you think about
Speaker 2: that real quick.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest, not really, I just said, fuck it, this,
Speaker 5: Dude's funny. I'm gonna give a phone call. I smoked
Speaker 5: a lot of weed and I was gonna play Tech.
Speaker 5: And but whenever I play Tech and I get like
Speaker 5: super competitive into it, and I'm a good tecond player,
Speaker 5: It's just like I'm very exhausted. So I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: be playing that game right now. That game requires a
Speaker 5: lot out of my brand.
Speaker 2: I really, I think I over and I'm I'm all,
Speaker 2: this can be our last little tangent. But I almost
Speaker 2: think I overcomplicate happiness sometimes because maybe and and you know,
Speaker 2: we're both talking about like this thing of like, well
Speaker 2: then what else? What really is there to life?
Speaker 4: I guess?
Speaker 2: And it's like, look, you're hanging out looking at crabs,
Speaker 2: getting high, eating chicken parmesan, collecting bionicles. I mean that's
Speaker 2: pretty good. I don't know, what do you really need
Speaker 2: to like climb Mount Everest or or like, I mean,
Speaker 2: what else do you need to do? Those? That seems
Speaker 2: like enough?
Speaker 5: You know, it's not about what you need to do,
Speaker 5: It's about what do you want to do? And do
Speaker 5: you know how to get there? I think the real
Speaker 5: thing is people want to do a lot of things,
Speaker 5: but they're scared of looking at how they want to
Speaker 5: get there or how they would get there, And not
Speaker 5: because they are afraid of the price tag, but rather
Speaker 5: because they are lost in the direction and don't know
Speaker 5: how to properly look for the steps. And it's hard
Speaker 5: to reach out like that. It's hard to move forward
Speaker 5: and make change. But if you do it, you'll really
Speaker 5: be able to You'll be like me, You'll just be
Speaker 5: fucking looking at you. You'll find joy in the little things,
Speaker 5: you know, like looking at crabs and ship right.
Speaker 2: Well, John, and I oh, no, I want that you
Speaker 2: can finish your thought.
Speaker 5: And well, I was gonna say my final thought. Really,
Speaker 5: I guess the biggest therapy I can offer to you
Speaker 5: and even the viewers is to ponder the quote A
Speaker 5: crab is what you perceive to be a crab. Find
Speaker 5: John in that.
Speaker 2: I look forward to when you start your own podcast
Speaker 2: where you give therapy dressed up in a crab costume.
Speaker 5: You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna do my best
Speaker 5: to make that happen.
Speaker 2: Please do, please do. I look forward to it. But
Speaker 2: thank you, John, and good luck to you and all
Speaker 2: of your all of your crestaceous adventures.
Speaker 5: Tell yeah, bro, I'm in a fucking atlantis right now.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck going on.
Speaker 2: Take care, brother, yeah, do take care? Hey there, Hi?
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 3: Jaliel?
Speaker 2: What's up? Jaliel?
Speaker 3: Not a whole lot yourself.
Speaker 2: Hanging in there being a gecko talking to people on
Speaker 2: the phone. How can I get you today? Sir? What
Speaker 2: would you like to talk about?
Speaker 3: Well, so I want to talk to you about a
Speaker 3: problem I have with my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Well, she's she's.
Speaker 3: Not only fans. She does like really weird stuff on OnlyFans,
Speaker 3: like she does like cake farting and like muck bangs
Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and like, okay, hold on, hold.
Speaker 2: On, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, save
Speaker 2: all those thoughts real quick. What is cake farting?
Speaker 3: It's when a girl sits on a cake and farts
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: You know what. I should have been able to ascertain
Speaker 2: that without asking you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, continue, It's a very bizarre fetish. But I don't
Speaker 3: know how to feel about it because like part of
Speaker 3: me is disgusted because you know, it's gross. Yeah, But then,
Speaker 3: like you know, I want to support her because is
Speaker 3: what she wants to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, now go ahead, you have more thoughts.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm kind of you know, I don't know
Speaker 3: what to do.
Speaker 2: How How long have you guys? You guys been dating
Speaker 2: for about.
Speaker 3: Two years almost almost three?
Speaker 2: Okay? And what tell me more about why?
Speaker 1: Uh? Why?
Speaker 2: This is why? This is a point of contention, like
Speaker 2: why what? What about it? Do you feel is gross?
Speaker 3: Well? For one, you know, when I when I walk
Speaker 3: into the bedroom and you know, I see her doing it, Like,
Speaker 3: I just I don't want to be mean, but I'm
Speaker 3: kind of like revolted, you know, like it's kind of
Speaker 3: kind of starting to ruin her image in my eyes.
Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 3: And I feel like she's a great woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, sure for sure? How long have uh have
Speaker 2: you guys? How long has she been doing it for?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: All over a year now?
Speaker 2: Okays?
Speaker 3: Good money doing it?
Speaker 2: Does she enjoy it? Is that her? Is she? Uh?
Speaker 2: Is she having a good time?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I mean I think so, But like I think she's
Speaker 3: also just doing it for the money because she knows
Speaker 3: it's like a weird like fetish mm hmm. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I think she probably enjoys it.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: Uh, I mean, do you want my personal philosophy on
Speaker 2: this kind of stuff?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean here's the thing I don't like if
Speaker 2: this is what she wants to do with her life. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's cool in a relationship to like, uh, like,
Speaker 2: it's cool it's cool for you to fuel whatever feelings
Speaker 2: you have, but I don't think it's cool to like
Speaker 2: demand her like change any aspect of her life, you know.
Speaker 2: But also, like you, as your own independent human being,
Speaker 2: have the choice as to whether or not you want
Speaker 2: to engage with it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I I don't know how helpful that is, but.
Speaker 3: Well, I've never really like demanded her to stop. It's
Speaker 3: more like I asked her not to do it, like
Speaker 3: when I'm around.
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 3: It's like a problem because she can't really do it
Speaker 3: when I'm not around.
Speaker 2: You know, Wait, why can't she? How come she can't
Speaker 2: do it while you're not around? Can you stop breathing
Speaker 2: into the microphone?
Speaker 3: Oh? Sorry, But it's mainly because we both work like
Speaker 3: the same time, you know, so, like the only free
Speaker 3: time that we have is like, you know, when we're
Speaker 3: off work and we're we're around each other.
Speaker 2: Is there a way for you guys to coordinate a
Speaker 2: solution to this that works for both of you?
Speaker 3: Possibly? The only thing I can really think of is
Speaker 3: her like like like building her a shed like that
Speaker 3: she could do it in.
Speaker 2: I don't know, wait, that sounds kind of cool, actually
Speaker 2: having like a cake shed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know, like a cam studio or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: That actually sounds kind of cool. That could be nice,
Speaker 2: you know what, that could be nice? What you guys.
Speaker 2: Could you guys could work together to make her a
Speaker 2: little studio to do her cake stuff. I think that
Speaker 2: would be supportive if you helped her make a content studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, I never really thought of it before. But that's
Speaker 3: actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Well there we go. You're being you know what that
Speaker 2: actually is? And I say did because you're being supportive
Speaker 2: in like this actionable way that doesn't conflict with your
Speaker 2: own personal boundaries. I think, right, No, I do you
Speaker 2: agree with me? You can if you think this is bullshit,
Speaker 2: you can lemon, do you agree with that?
Speaker 3: No? I No, I totally agree.
Speaker 2: You can call it the sharp shed.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, this was more productive than I
Speaker 2: thought it was going to be.
Speaker 3: Me too, Honestly, I kind of I kind of felt
Speaker 3: weird bringing it up because you know, it's just it's
Speaker 3: a bizarre situation.
Speaker 2: It kind of works to have a thing where you
Speaker 2: shit on cakes because she does the muck banging. I
Speaker 2: assume the muckbanging first, and then after eating all the food,
Speaker 2: she diarrheas on the cake.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I hope. So I don't know. I don't really.
Speaker 2: Watch her, you know, Hellope, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4: Is this where I think it is?
Speaker 1: Sure? Is?
Speaker 2: What's your name? Dog?
Speaker 4: I'm Jack?
Speaker 2: Jack? What's going on? Jack? How can I get you today?
Speaker 4: Well? Wow, okay, I guess I'll talk about what I
Speaker 4: text about today, all right. I text about it money
Speaker 4: making endeavor, in which i've recently. I came up with
Speaker 4: it like a while ago, and I kind of tried
Speaker 4: to do it like good night and it worked a
Speaker 4: little bit. So I would love to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said, I have a new money making endeavor
Speaker 2: that is quite controversial. Tell us about this endeavor?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so this is gonna be okay. So
Speaker 4: for some reference, I'm nineteen not I'm a young looking guy,
Speaker 4: Like I look I look like I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't I like, I'm not very I don't grow
Speaker 4: much like facial hair or anything. And so I decided
Speaker 4: to make money. I was going to to find pedophiles
Speaker 4: on the internet and convince them that I'm a young
Speaker 4: boy and then get them to pay me to do things,
Speaker 4: but then don't do the things and just take the money.
Speaker 2: How long you've been doing that?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: I Like I tried it in action like two days ago.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 4: I mean like, like two hundred bucks you made?
Speaker 2: You made two hundred bucks of pedophile money?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yes?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Uh uh?
Speaker 2: What are the other people you've told about this? I
Speaker 2: have to say about it?
Speaker 4: I told my roommate about the plan, like like I'm like, hey,
Speaker 4: what if I what if I did this? And he
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, it'd be kind of kind of funny
Speaker 4: and kind of the conclusion we came to on it
Speaker 4: is pedophile money. So I feel like it's like of
Speaker 4: people to scam they're they're the ones that deserve scamming.
Speaker 2: What are you How long do you think this endeavor
Speaker 2: will last?
Speaker 4: I I don't I don't know, probably not that long.
Speaker 4: I'll probably get sick of it after a little bit.
Speaker 4: Oh No, I don't know. I'm I'm broke. I'm in college.
Speaker 4: I don't got a lot of money floating around because
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just kind of started and I
Speaker 4: didn't I didn't work enough for college. So the money
Speaker 4: that I have is is a lacking So I needed
Speaker 4: some more.
Speaker 2: What are you doing with your with your pedophile.
Speaker 4: Money right now? I think I'm saving up to buy?
Speaker 4: What am I saving up to buy? I guess I
Speaker 4: was trying to save up to buy skis. But season's over,
Speaker 4: so I think I'm gonna save up to buy like
Speaker 4: backpacking gears. That's kind of what I'm wanting next.
Speaker 2: Where what do you are you trying to go backpacking?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm trying to. Oh, this actually relates to something
Speaker 4: else I text you about. Yeah. I like to jump
Speaker 4: on trains, like like the ones that carry like freight
Speaker 4: cargo and jump on them and they take me places.
Speaker 4: And uh, I like to do that for a couple
Speaker 4: of days on end with my friend.
Speaker 2: How do you buy? How do you like get the money?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Do they say like they paypalue and ship.
Speaker 4: Like like cash app? Like I made like a like
Speaker 4: an account, but like they matched all the names of
Speaker 4: the other castsha.
Speaker 2: Do they ever like send did they ever like report
Speaker 2: your cash ab or anything?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think they I don't really, I
Speaker 4: don't know. I think they'd be scared too, because I'm again,
Speaker 4: I just started this, like, so I don't know if
Speaker 4: there's any consequences yet they're probably if there are there,
Speaker 4: there yet to happen.
Speaker 2: Have you have you experienced any any adverse effects to this?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go no, I'll say no. I don't. I'm
Speaker 4: not very shameful, like I don't know, I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm making money and i'm and I'm currently happy that
Speaker 4: I'm making money, so I wouldn't say any adverse effects.
Speaker 2: Where are you train hopping to? Uh?
Speaker 4: We we uh we were starting in Massachusetts. We took
Speaker 4: the train out of out of like western Massachusetts, and
Speaker 4: he went up to New York. So that was the
Speaker 4: second I guess took that same one up to North
Speaker 4: Adams and then the second time we took it up
Speaker 4: farther to upstate New York.
Speaker 2: You know, if you wanted to do this in person,
Speaker 2: you could probably get a lot of free candy.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think i'd pass like in person. I
Speaker 4: think it's easier with the pictures because it's like you
Speaker 4: can exaggerate, you can like, I don't know, my face
Speaker 4: is a lot less young than the than the rest
Speaker 4: of me.
Speaker 2: Where are you? Where are you finding these people?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: No, I just kind of thought of like I was
Speaker 4: thinking about usual places, like I'm like an Internet guy,
Speaker 4: so like, first I tried Discord and that failed. So
Speaker 4: then I looked I went on Google, and I was like, hmm,
Speaker 4: if I if I was if I was a pedophile,
Speaker 4: it was old and stupid. What would I look up?
Speaker 4: So I looked up gay chat room. That prevailed.
Speaker 2: I do you do you have a like if you
Speaker 2: weren't doing this, do you have a different way that
Speaker 2: you would want to make money?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Wait one second? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? I thought this was I thought I thought
Speaker 2: we were talking on the phone.
Speaker 4: Sorry about that. My Uh, I had an interruption. My
Speaker 4: dog came into my room and my mom was like,
Speaker 4: get the dog out of your room, all right.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like I thought, what if it, dude,
Speaker 2: what if it was just like thirty pedophiles right outside
Speaker 2: of your room just wanted to get back.
Speaker 4: I don't think they're that like. I don't think they
Speaker 4: don't have that much will, like that much willpower or
Speaker 4: drive to come after me. I think after the point
Speaker 4: they've gotten scammed, I imagine they would get upset and
Speaker 4: like maybe maybe question being a pedophile.
Speaker 2: Probably not, though, what how old are you telling everyone
Speaker 2: that you are?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: I usually go like like fifteen sixteen range, that's like
Speaker 4: where it's believable. I think, do.
Speaker 2: You do you have a different way that you desire
Speaker 2: to make money in the future?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm like a cybersecurity student, so uh, probably
Speaker 4: that that's how I want to fund. Like I want
Speaker 4: to like get out of college, work save up money
Speaker 4: if I can, and I want to I want to
Speaker 4: travel by a train. That's that's that's what I want
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 2: Where Where's Where do you most desire to travel via train?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I want to stay in America that
Speaker 4: seems it seems a lot easier, probably, like I'll probably
Speaker 4: end up going out west because I'm from the East.
Speaker 4: I don't want to go over there. That's not that's
Speaker 4: a new new place.
Speaker 2: M hmm. Do you what do you do? You now
Speaker 2: these conversations do they start off sexual or do you
Speaker 2: have like polite conversation beforehand?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, it's usually like pretty mild to wild,
Speaker 4: like they come they come on strong, the pedophiles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. I guess that's how they do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man, does your mom know that you do this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: She does, she does not.
Speaker 2: You could probably like program a fucking AI bot to
Speaker 2: like do that run this. I'm not saying. I don't
Speaker 2: think that's a good idea. I wouldn't do that. I
Speaker 2: don't think that's a good idea. But you, I guess
Speaker 2: you could.
Speaker 4: Well, what like what how much? What would the AI
Speaker 4: be doing with the AI? Is the AI making like
Speaker 4: it just like sending me accounts? Is it like everything
Speaker 4: like making the pictures too?
Speaker 2: No, what what you would do is you would you
Speaker 2: would show the AI like like two thousand hours of
Speaker 2: teen Nick shows, so that it learns how to talk
Speaker 2: like a sixteen year old.
Speaker 4: Interesting, but yeah, just like the chat part would be
Speaker 4: the ar right, that could probably work.
Speaker 2: Well, what's your name again?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Henry, Henry? Well Henry, I mean I don't know. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you should. I mean you should probably find like something
Speaker 2: more sustainable to do.
Speaker 4: I just kind of I'm like, I was like, damn,
Speaker 4: I need I need money for food. So I thought,
Speaker 4: because I want to eat, not like I want to
Speaker 4: I want to splurge on food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, what would you splurge on?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I want some like good some good sushi.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's like really splurging sushi is expensive, you get
Speaker 4: some cheap sushi, and then I guess, mm hmm, crazy
Speaker 4: world we live in.
Speaker 2: It is a crazy world we live in. Is there
Speaker 2: anything else you want to say to the people of
Speaker 2: the computer before we go.
Speaker 4: I'll say it's everyone beware because I feel like, after
Speaker 4: after my experience with interacting with pedophiles, there might be
Speaker 4: a lot more of them in the world than we
Speaker 4: thought it. So like I'm I'm concerned that, like twenty
Speaker 4: four to seven, I can have easy access to a pedophile.
Speaker 4: It's like that seems like a lot.
Speaker 2: Like you said, man, we live in a crazy world.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, well, I hope the people in the
Speaker 4: computer have a nice day. I hope they do. Well.
Speaker 2: Did you say your name was Jack or Henry?
Speaker 4: So it's Frank.
Speaker 2: Have a good night. Frank good night. Goes on the
Speaker 2: line making your phone calls every night, every beacon goes
Speaker 2: to a ride, teaching.
Speaker 3: You aloud in the life.
Speaker 2: He's not an expert.