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Speaker 1: Hello there, Hi.

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Speaker 2: What's your name.

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Speaker 1: I'm Stephanie. Hello. I didn't I honestly didn't think you're

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Speaker 1: gonna call.

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Speaker 2: Well, Stephanie, what's going on. How's your evening going.

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Speaker 1: It's been good. I've been watching the stream and took

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Speaker 1: a bath, you know, nice, chill night.

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Speaker 2: All right, Stephanie, I'm just gonna I'm gonna you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna read what you texted

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Speaker 2: me verbatim.

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Speaker 1: Go for it.

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Speaker 2: My mom is wanting to hang out with Papa John's

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Speaker 2: mistress again. I don't like her. I have tales of

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Speaker 2: the Papa John with the women in Indiana before the

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Speaker 2: extreme racism, a life of fake tits, helicopters and vagalazing.

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Speaker 1: Vaga vejazzling that is that is Have you ever heard

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Speaker 1: of the dazzling deck?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, you have to explain everything I just read.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's what's up?

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Speaker 1: So I don't know. It is a wild life here

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Speaker 1: in like the North side of Indie. So my mom,

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Speaker 1: one of her best friends from my teenagehood, she I guess,

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Speaker 1: got entangled with the Papa John and she was like

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Speaker 1: his mistress. So he would like have his helicopter and

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Speaker 1: come up to Indianapolis usually run like Indy five hundred times,

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Speaker 1: and they met and he would just ride her all

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Speaker 1: around with his helicopter. They'd come up and meet my

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Speaker 1: upgraded and moved to Naples, Florida with him, and that

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Speaker 1: got a little interesting. He bought her a penthouse and

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Speaker 1: bought her a new pair of tits. I just all,

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Speaker 1: I never met him the one time that I was

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Speaker 1: invited to meet him, I was. I went to school

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Speaker 1: in Ohio, so it wasn't there. But I just I don't.

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Speaker 1: So basically they were him and his wife were still

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Speaker 1: together just for like the money's sake, and they eventually

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Speaker 1: just obviously divorced after the whole fun shit with racism.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that'll, that'll do it.

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Speaker 2: Now, why do you so? Okay, so all right, so

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Speaker 2: your mom is friends with the mistress of Papa John

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Speaker 2: and and yours. Okay, So when you said my mom

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Speaker 2: is wanting to hang out with Papa John's mistress again,

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Speaker 2: I don't like it. Yes, Why do you not like

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Speaker 2: Papa John's mistress?

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Speaker 1: Well, she goes for like these rich men and she's

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Speaker 1: just very stuck up. I mean, I guess I would

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Speaker 1: be too, if you get like a penthouse and pre

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Speaker 1: tints from Papa John. She's just she's just not a

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Speaker 1: very nice lady. I don't know, she's just very gives

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Speaker 1: me anxiety. And she wanted me to go with her

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Speaker 1: this weekend of a Saint Patrick's Day party, and she

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Speaker 1: was there and I was like, Oh, I don't know

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Speaker 1: about that girl. It's just Papa John's not exactly the

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Speaker 2: So what is the jazzling?

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Speaker 1: So when she was down in Naples, she's in't she

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Speaker 1: does like random skincare things or lashes. The jazzling is

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Speaker 1: like when you like die your pube and put like

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Speaker 1: jewels all around it. And I guess it's think of

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Speaker 1: like bedazzling, but like vagina, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting is that something? Is this something you would

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Speaker 2: ever do? Like what's your opinion on the jazzling?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I feel like that's like

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Speaker 1: a what if you get burned by like whatever adhesive

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Speaker 1: they put on with the jewels, Like what what would

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Speaker 1: would you bejazzle? Would you get like a bedazzled geck?

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Speaker 2: Do you think that Papa John has has bedazzled his

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Speaker 2: penis so that he can put his bedazzled penis into

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Speaker 2: his mistress's bedazzled vagina.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I wouldn't. I mean, if you could see, like

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Speaker 1: a gosh, what was even better? Ingredients better pizza just

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Speaker 2: Be kind of that would be kind of sick. If

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Speaker 2: the dazzles on his pelvis.

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Speaker 1: On his pulvis, yes, and just have like a different

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Speaker 1: like little highlights on the on the hair too.

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Speaker 2: Do you so? If all right? Look, if all right,

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Speaker 2: if John Domino, uh CEO and founder of Domino's Pizza

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Speaker 2: shut up on your doorstep and and invited you to

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Speaker 2: do you do you think you would accept the offer

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Speaker 2: or at least consider or would you would you tart?

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Speaker 2: Would you shut the door on John Domino?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I he might be a murderer, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It could be enticing, Like I guess

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Speaker 1: What about you? Would you be you know, a pizza

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Speaker 2: Ah? Would I be a pizza lord's mistress. Oh all right,

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Speaker 2: Like all right, if Wendy came to me and uh

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Speaker 2: invited me to be the the the king of the

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Speaker 2: what's what's the mister, I guess is the is the

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Speaker 2: opposite of mistress. If I if I could be the

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Speaker 2: mister of square patties and I could get unlimited hamburgers

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Speaker 2: and jewels around my anus and rides from a helicopter

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Speaker 2: to any Wendy's on Earth, I would have a hard

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Speaker 2: time passing that up, I will say true. And for

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Speaker 2: that reason I empathize with with your mom's friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know. Now, I'm almost like debating

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Speaker 1: some more stories like I I haven't. I haven't really

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Speaker 1: seen her in person for a few years. It definitely

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Speaker 1: it's very entertaining to know that, like about the Papa

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Speaker 1: John just randomly finding a woman in Indiana, it is

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Speaker 1: quite enticing to the mind.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I just want to say that you

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Speaker 2: said when you were explaining the story, you said, I

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Speaker 2: don't remember what your exact words were, but you said

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Speaker 2: something like, Indiana's a weird place. I've been to, Uh,

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Speaker 2: Indiana and uh, this story is less reflective of Indiana

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Speaker 2: and more reflective of this your mom's friend's life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so so I'm in these suburbs. It's called like

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Speaker 1: geist Fisher's caramel. I know, it's felt like caramel that

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Speaker 1: It's it is a different place here. There's also a

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Speaker 2: Is in Indiana like the like the means.

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Speaker 1: Like Jordan Underwood. There's just all these little basic girls

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Speaker 1: They're not like the super sexy ones. They're just like

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Speaker 1: your basic tall boots, hats, u tah looking.

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Speaker 2: So are you what's your relationship like with your mom?

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Speaker 1: A weird, very very close, almost too close.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, what's your mom think of a of this?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 2: Uh, Papa John's mistress lady, she just.

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Speaker 1: It's just normal to her. I mean she will go

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Speaker 1: other than that, she kind of stays away from them,

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Speaker 1: and I would rather her do that. They're not the best.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like when she's with them, she gets manipulated

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Speaker 1: into their character. And that's why I like frown upon

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Speaker 1: it interesting.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you've been with your mom to a weird

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Speaker 2: eyes wide shut pizza party.

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Speaker 1: I wish there was pizza, but it was more like

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Speaker 2: And this is go ahead, go ahead, say say what

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Speaker 2: you want to.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't know. I forgot what I was

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Speaker 3: Go on.

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Speaker 2: And this is in Indiana.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just weird with the boomers and their

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Speaker 1: and sugar daddies. It's I'm sure it's like this in

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Speaker 1: every state, in like some sort of suburb, but it's

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Speaker 1: just it's interesting around Cherry. You would never just the

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Speaker 1: stories that I have encountering these folks. Is it's interesting.

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Speaker 2: Does she have a gold Papa John's card that gives

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Speaker 2: her free pizza at any Papa John's location.

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Speaker 1: That's honestly an incredible question, and I'm really disappointed in

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Speaker 1: myself for not asking.

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Speaker 2: So you haven't met this woman in two years?

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Speaker 1: I haven't. Yeah, I haven't seen her in a bit, So,

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Speaker 1: so how.

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Speaker 2: Do you so? I guess a few things. So I mean, what,

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Speaker 2: how do you know she's still with the papa?

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Speaker 1: They're not. She's not with the Papa. I think like

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Speaker 1: after the whole she was with him a year after

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Speaker 1: the whole issue of him we know, and he ended

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Speaker 1: things with his wife and then they broke it off

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Speaker 1: and she moved back to Indiana.

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Speaker 2: Damn, what's she doing now? Is she up to?

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Speaker 1: Uh? I don't know if she's still in the business

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Speaker 1: of the jazzling, and I think she does lashes, So

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Speaker 1: I think that's a little more of a it's a

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Speaker 1: better past, you know, versus the jazzling.

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Speaker 2: Do you still eat Papa John's?

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Speaker 1: I haven't had in a bit. Sometimes I crave it,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I know I haven't happened in a while.

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Speaker 1: Usually get like local places.

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Speaker 2: Is it weird that this is kind of making me

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Speaker 2: crave Papa John's?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, this might be add I don't know, but it's

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Speaker 1: just like you get that craving. Its like maybe like

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Speaker 1: the smell and the sauce, you just like, damn you.

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Speaker 2: Know, Okay, I'll ask you this before we go, Is

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Speaker 2: there any fast food restauranteur tyrants CEO person who you

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Speaker 2: would be their mistress?

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Speaker 1: Hmmm, that was an excellent question. Maybe I know, like

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell has like a big Australian like office, and

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Speaker 1: I thought he was talk Maybe Taco Bell, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't quote me on that. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: kind of chaos is behind that, no history knowing it's

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Speaker 1: my side.

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Speaker 2: But Alexander Graham Bell lands his helicopter on your front

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Speaker 2: yard and extends his hand for you to join him

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Speaker 2: on a transatlantic journey. And and in his other hand,

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Speaker 2: and in his other hand he as a Mexican pizza.

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Speaker 2: Would you take would you take his hand? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I would love to be the fucking Taco Bell. That

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Speaker 1: that is. Yeah, that's the meaning of life.

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Speaker 2: I sake, I say, I say, why not hang out

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Speaker 2: with this Papa John's lady. See what she's been up to.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she'll maybe she'll have more interesting stories.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I can give you guys a little little insight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it would be good to ask her about that card.

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Speaker 1: And it's maybe you could get one that would be

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Speaker 1: chef's kiss.

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Speaker 2: That would be cool if like for five guys. If

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Speaker 2: you like yo, you think somebody has ever like dated

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Speaker 2: all five of the guys at once. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That kind of sounds like a porno.

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Speaker 2: Stephanie, is there anything else you want to say to

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Speaker 2: the people of the computer before we go?

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Speaker 1: Ummm no, I guess just jack on. If you want

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Speaker 1: to be someone's mistress, be careful. I don't know. Have

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Speaker 1: a great day the jab one. Yeah, have a good one, Stephanie,

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Speaker 1: all right, you two gags.

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Speaker 2: Bye. I'm gonna go order a pizza. Hey, folks, this

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Speaker 2: is Lyle. I am very excited to announce that I

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Speaker 2: am going back on tour in twenty twenty four to

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Speaker 5: What's good?

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? Man? What's your name?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 5: John twenty two And I'm you know, I'm just kind

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Speaker 2: John. You texted me and you said, I want to

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Speaker 5: Yes, sir, so, I don't want to keep you too

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Speaker 5: Like that's just a human requirement, Like that's kind of

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Speaker 2: You We lost we glossed over two things that you

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Speaker 5: Aranization?

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Speaker 5: Carsonization is the act of other creatures evolving into a

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Speaker 2: Man, are you It sounds like it sounds like you're

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Speaker 5: I'm not Cretaceous.

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Speaker 5: That was like the dinosaurs and ship dog.

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Speaker 2: Uh okay, all right, So where do we even start?

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Speaker 2: So you said that you you identify with crabs because

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Speaker 2: So I assume that you're stuck in some kind of

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Speaker 2: that accurate? Not?

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Speaker 5: Really, It's more about like the solution I came to

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Speaker 5: I mean the thing that I would want to be

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Speaker 5: I don't need to I don't need to hear you know,

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Speaker 2: What what makes somebody an al right guy in your

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Speaker 5: Is the willing to realize when you're wrong, but more

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean. M You know, it's kind

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Speaker 5: And more importantly, are you capable of changing because of it?

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Speaker 2: Do you do you feel that, uh, you you live

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Speaker 5: I do? I definitely do? You know? I I it's

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's the most I mean, look, man, if

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Speaker 5: And that's why I that's why I resonate with crabs

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Speaker 2: Does it? I don't know if a crab fits that definition.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if crabs have a like developed enough

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Speaker 5: They're chaotic, neutral, and they're trying to survive. And it's

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Speaker 5: not that, you know, they have a concept of right

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying. You know, are you capable of change

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Speaker 2: So I'm John, who are you? Man? What's what's going

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Speaker 2: on with you? All I know about you is that

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Speaker 2: we make this quick, but I'm You've You've captured me

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Speaker 5: With I'm a very interesting fella.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up? What's going on in your life? Who

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Speaker 5: Oh? Dude? Man? Right now, I'm just working retail, taking

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 5: But you know, I play a lot of video games

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Speaker 2: Two grant. Why are you smoking so much? Sweed? It's fun,

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Speaker 2: It is fun. It is fun. It is fun.

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Speaker 5: And my dad was making homemade chicken palm, so man,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to be in the right mindset for that.

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Speaker 2: Do you eat Do you eat crabs? Have you ever

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Speaker 2: do you like them in such a way that you

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Speaker 5: I know I've eaten crab meat before.

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Speaker 5: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: You sound like you're doing well.

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Speaker 5: I hope I am. You know, deep down, I hope

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Speaker 5: But if if you can look in your side yourself

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Speaker 5: A friend who I didn't know well, and I only

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, and I'm I'm doing fine. But a

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Speaker 5: And it's not because you know, they hate me. It's

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Speaker 5: We were watching silly meme videos. I got to show

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Speaker 2: Now, is that is that a feeling that you've you've

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Speaker 5: Oh, all the time, man, all the time. And you know,

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00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 5: eventually you get used to it, but it's still like

441
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 5: it's still a burden that you shoulder on yourself, and

442
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 5: it's still a thing that really it wears down on

443
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 5: you no matter how small and how big it is

444
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 5: eventually against the point where you stop keeping score, you

445
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,479
Speaker 5: know what I mean, it just keeps happening.

446
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 2: Sure, and you're you're twenty two.

447
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 5: I'm twenty two.

448
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm curious. I mean, you've I assume you've

449
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: been like living with your family, you know, your whole life.

450
00:26:54,840 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: Was there anything about this week that made you kind

451
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 2: of finally be like, you know what, I'm gonna address

452
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 2: this problem.

453
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 5: We see, That's the thing. Even as a kid, I

454
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 5: was trying to address that problem. So it's so weird

455
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 5: now that like now of all times that it kind

456
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 5: of becomes, you know, like the time where solution happens.

457
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 5: And you know, it's very strange, and that's like a

458
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 5: whole other can of worms that like relates to a

459
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 5: not the good childhood that I'm not you know, I'm

460
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 5: not super comfortable discussing, but you know, it's it's just

461
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 5: weird that things improve after like the eighty billionth time

462
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 5: you say something, you know what I mean?

463
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: So how's everything with Like I know, you said you

464
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: have some friends on discord? Do you do you have

465
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: a good amount of friends outside of the computer?

466
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 5: I do? I do?

467
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: You know?

468
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 5: We we don't talk like as much just because, like,

469
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 5: I'm pretty introverted, right, but like, you know, the people

470
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 5: that I do talk to online are people that, like,

471
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 5: you know, I've known for like quite a while, so

472
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 5: you but outside of the computer, yeah, you know. You know,

473
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 5: when I'm at work, I start talking to my co workers,

474
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 5: I cracked jokes. You know, when I'm with my family,

475
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 5: I'm cracking jokes. I'm just introverted, you know what I mean?

476
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, uh oh, sorry, go on, no, no, you

477
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 2: go ahead.

478
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 5: Uh My. You know my best friend who I've noticed

479
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 5: since high school, you know, we talk all the fucking time.

480
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 3: Uh.

481
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 5: And you know, it's it's just so weird. This is

482
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 5: completely off topic, but it's it's so weird out like

483
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 5: there's always like the one friend after high school that

484
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 5: you talk to and nobody else.

485
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: Do you not talk to a lot of people, a

486
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: lot of people from you like did you have? Do

487
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: you not talk to a lot of people from high school?

488
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 5: I really don't know. I never liked high school.

489
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,239
Speaker 2: M M, so I guess I don't. I'm trying. I'm

490
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 2: trying to figure out what direction I want to take

491
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: this conversation. And because you seem like you're doing really

492
00:28:53,440 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: well all things considered, and you have this this idealization

493
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: of the crab because the crab represents this like very

494
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: stoic life style in your brain, right, because as you said,

495
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: crabs are kind of big dicking it around the world

496
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 2: and they don't they're not preconceived with the thoughts and

497
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 2: opinions of other people. They're not in uh, in need

498
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: of the validation of other people. I mean, it feels

499
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: very It feels like a very stomic freedom. Freedom.

500
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 5: I call it freedom. It's like its own thing, you know,

501
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 5: mm hmmm mm hmm. Well you know that's why. That's

502
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 5: why I love crabs. They're just their own thing.

503
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 2: Well, I'll ask you more about your life. What do

504
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: you what's what's your what are your hopes and dreams?

505
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: What do you want for for life?

506
00:29:55,280 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 5: Oh man, I want I mean materialistic why I would

507
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 5: love to start like collecting every fucking bionical ever that

508
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 5: that was. That was something I was obsessed with as

509
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 5: a kid. Oh man, I love bionicles. But I guess

510
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 5: like in the broader, the broader spectrum of things to

511
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 5: really like nail what I want in life. I just

512
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 5: want to be able to like live without financial constraint,

513
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 5: you know, which is why I'm studying cybersecurity in a

514
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 5: in college right now. I'm trying to study for my

515
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 5: CompTIA Security Plus certification. It's just it's hard to like

516
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 5: bring myself to study because I'm working full time overnights

517
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 5: right now, and it got even during like a lunch

518
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 5: breakout work, I'm just like I need to, you know,

519
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 5: I need like a like at that hour to myself.

520
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 5: I just got a chill. But really just to be

521
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 5: able to, I guess in the end, create a stable

522
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 5: career in a stable financial situation. Uh, just to the

523
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 5: point where I can decide what I, you know, want

524
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 5: to be able to do with my I would say

525
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 5: limited free time, you know, Like you know, I'm not saying, like,

526
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 5: you know, I want to be like stupid, filthy rich.

527
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 5: Of course that'd be fun, but at that point it

528
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 5: would just be boring, right, Like, you know, it'd be

529
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 5: great not.

530
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: To talk about it. You could buy a lot of bionicals.

531
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 5: I could buy a lot of bionicals. Yeah, but then

532
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 5: what else, you know, Like if I had like, you know,

533
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 5: like fucking Jeff Bezos level funding, I would I would

534
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 5: have a private aquarium. I would have a beautiful home,

535
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 5: I'd get married. I wouldn't even have kids. I don't

536
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 5: like kids. But I would be able to you know,

537
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 5: you know, I'd be able to get everything that I wanted.

538
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 5: But then you have you know, I'm twenty two. That's

539
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 5: like another what like on the high end, another sixty

540
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 5: years of lifespan. That's a lot of time, and at

541
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 5: that point I wouldn't even know what to do at

542
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 5: that time, and I would be living peacefully, and I

543
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 5: want to be able to live peacefully.

544
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 2: I'll say this, I think all the things you just described,

545
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 2: I don't think they cost that much money because you

546
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,239
Speaker 2: could just buy I mean, you could buy like a

547
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 2: tank and fill it with some water and go to

548
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: the grocery store and get like two crabs, and you

549
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: got yourself private water.

550
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 5: But like, if I were to really think about it,

551
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 5: you know, like I don't want to just I don't

552
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 5: want to just put a crab in a tank. I

553
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 5: would I would want to be able to like try

554
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 5: to at least replicate you know, part of its natural biome.

555
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 2: Dude. I love I did. I love just imagining you

556
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 2: You're living your fucking life trying to replicate crab biomes

557
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 2: and collect bionicles.

558
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 5: You're killing it, like yeah, and like you know at

559
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 5: that point the only battle is boredom, but it's still

560
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 5: a new battle, you know.

561
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: Well, John, I feel like in this almost twenty minute call,

562
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: I've gotten a pretty round idea of you know, at

563
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: least at a on a surface level of your of

564
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: your brain and your life. Well, I'll ask you this

565
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 2: before we go. If we go, I mean, we'll eventually go.

566
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, is there anything anything

567
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: that you wanted out of this phone call that that

568
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: you didn't get, that maybe you wanted to talk about that,

569
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 2: you know, I thought i'd I'd let you think about

570
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: that real quick.

571
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest, not really, I just said, fuck it, this,

572
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 5: Dude's funny. I'm gonna give a phone call. I smoked

573
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 5: a lot of weed and I was gonna play Tech.

574
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 5: And but whenever I play Tech and I get like

575
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 5: super competitive into it, and I'm a good tecond player,

576
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 5: It's just like I'm very exhausted. So I'm not gonna

577
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 5: be playing that game right now. That game requires a

578
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 5: lot out of my brand.

579
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 2: I really, I think I over and I'm I'm all,

580
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: this can be our last little tangent. But I almost

581
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: think I overcomplicate happiness sometimes because maybe and and you know,

582
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: we're both talking about like this thing of like, well

583
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: then what else? What really is there to life?

584
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 4: I guess?

585
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: And it's like, look, you're hanging out looking at crabs,

586
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: getting high, eating chicken parmesan, collecting bionicles. I mean that's

587
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: pretty good. I don't know, what do you really need

588
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: to like climb Mount Everest or or like, I mean,

589
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: what else do you need to do? Those? That seems

590
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 2: like enough?

591
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 5: You know, it's not about what you need to do,

592
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 5: It's about what do you want to do? And do

593
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 5: you know how to get there? I think the real

594
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 5: thing is people want to do a lot of things,

595
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 5: but they're scared of looking at how they want to

596
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 5: get there or how they would get there, And not

597
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 5: because they are afraid of the price tag, but rather

598
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 5: because they are lost in the direction and don't know

599
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 5: how to properly look for the steps. And it's hard

600
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 5: to reach out like that. It's hard to move forward

601
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 5: and make change. But if you do it, you'll really

602
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 5: be able to You'll be like me, You'll just be

603
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 5: fucking looking at you. You'll find joy in the little things,

604
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 5: you know, like looking at crabs and ship right.

605
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 2: Well, John, and I oh, no, I want that you

606
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 2: can finish your thought.

607
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 5: And well, I was gonna say my final thought. Really,

608
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 5: I guess the biggest therapy I can offer to you

609
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 5: and even the viewers is to ponder the quote A

610
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 5: crab is what you perceive to be a crab. Find

611
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 5: John in that.

612
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 2: I look forward to when you start your own podcast

613
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: where you give therapy dressed up in a crab costume.

614
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 5: You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna do my best

615
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 5: to make that happen.

616
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: Please do, please do. I look forward to it. But

617
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: thank you, John, and good luck to you and all

618
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 2: of your all of your crestaceous adventures.

619
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 5: Tell yeah, bro, I'm in a fucking atlantis right now.

620
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:45,959
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck going on.

621
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 2: Take care, brother, yeah, do take care? Hey there, Hi?

622
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 2: What's your name?

623
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 3: Jaliel?

624
00:35:59,040 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: What's up? Jaliel?

625
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 3: Not a whole lot yourself.

626
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: Hanging in there being a gecko talking to people on

627
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 2: the phone. How can I get you today? Sir? What

628
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: would you like to talk about?

629
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 3: Well, so I want to talk to you about a

630
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 3: problem I have with my girlfriend.

631
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Well, she's she's.

632
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 3: Not only fans. She does like really weird stuff on OnlyFans,

633
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 3: like she does like cake farting and like muck bangs

634
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and like, okay, hold on, hold.

635
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 2: On, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, save

636
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: all those thoughts real quick. What is cake farting?

637
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 3: It's when a girl sits on a cake and farts

638
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 3: on it.

639
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 2: You know what. I should have been able to ascertain

640
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: that without asking you.

641
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, continue, It's a very bizarre fetish. But I don't

642
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 3: know how to feel about it because like part of

643
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 3: me is disgusted because you know, it's gross. Yeah, But then,

644
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 3: like you know, I want to support her because is

645
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 3: what she wants to do.

646
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: Okay, now go ahead, you have more thoughts.

647
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm kind of you know, I don't know

648
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 3: what to do.

649
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 2: How How long have you guys? You guys been dating

650
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 2: for about.

651
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 3: Two years almost almost three?

652
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 2: Okay? And what tell me more about why?

653
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: Uh? Why?

654
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 2: This is why? This is a point of contention, like

655
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 2: why what? What about it? Do you feel is gross?

656
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 3: Well? For one, you know, when I when I walk

657
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 3: into the bedroom and you know, I see her doing it, Like,

658
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 3: I just I don't want to be mean, but I'm

659
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 3: kind of like revolted, you know, like it's kind of

660
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 3: kind of starting to ruin her image in my eyes.

661
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 2: Mm hm.

662
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 3: And I feel like she's a great woman.

663
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, sure for sure? How long have uh have

664
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 2: you guys? How long has she been doing it for?

665
00:37:59,640 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: Oh?

666
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: All over a year now?

667
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 2: Okays?

668
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: Good money doing it?

669
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: Does she enjoy it? Is that her? Is she? Uh?

670
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 2: Is she having a good time?

671
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

672
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 3: I mean I think so, But like I think she's

673
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,399
Speaker 3: also just doing it for the money because she knows

674
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 3: it's like a weird like fetish mm hmm. But yeah,

675
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 3: I think I think she probably enjoys it.

676
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 5: Well.

677
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 2: Uh, I mean, do you want my personal philosophy on

678
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 2: this kind of stuff?

679
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 3: Absolutely?

680
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean here's the thing I don't like if

681
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 2: this is what she wants to do with her life. Like,

682
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 2: I don't think it's cool in a relationship to like, uh, like,

683
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 2: it's cool it's cool for you to fuel whatever feelings

684
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 2: you have, but I don't think it's cool to like

685
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: demand her like change any aspect of her life, you know.

686
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 2: But also, like you, as your own independent human being,

687
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: have the choice as to whether or not you want

688
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 2: to engage with it, you know what I mean?

689
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see what you're saying.

690
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 2: I I don't know how helpful that is, but.

691
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 3: Well, I've never really like demanded her to stop. It's

692
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 3: more like I asked her not to do it, like

693
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 3: when I'm around.

694
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: That's fair.

695
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 3: It's like a problem because she can't really do it

696
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 3: when I'm not around.

697
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 2: You know, Wait, why can't she? How come she can't

698
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: do it while you're not around? Can you stop breathing

699
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: into the microphone?

700
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 3: Oh? Sorry, But it's mainly because we both work like

701
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 3: the same time, you know, so, like the only free

702
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 3: time that we have is like, you know, when we're

703
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 3: off work and we're we're around each other.

704
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 2: Is there a way for you guys to coordinate a

705
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 2: solution to this that works for both of you?

706
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 3: Possibly? The only thing I can really think of is

707
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 3: her like like like building her a shed like that

708
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 3: she could do it in.

709
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, wait, that sounds kind of cool, actually

710
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 2: having like a cake shed.

711
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know, like a cam studio or something

712
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 3: like that.

713
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 2: That actually sounds kind of cool. That could be nice,

714
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 2: you know what, that could be nice? What you guys.

715
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 2: Could you guys could work together to make her a

716
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 2: little studio to do her cake stuff. I think that

717
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: would be supportive if you helped her make a content studio.

718
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

719
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 3: Really, I never really thought of it before. But that's

720
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: actually not a bad idea.

721
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: Well there we go. You're being you know what that

722
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 2: actually is? And I say did because you're being supportive

723
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 2: in like this actionable way that doesn't conflict with your

724
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 2: own personal boundaries. I think, right, No, I do you

725
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 2: agree with me? You can if you think this is bullshit,

726
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 2: you can lemon, do you agree with that?

727
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 3: No? I No, I totally agree.

728
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: You can call it the sharp shed.

729
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 3: Absolutely.

730
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, this was more productive than I

731
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 2: thought it was going to be.

732
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 3: Me too, Honestly, I kind of I kind of felt

733
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: weird bringing it up because you know, it's just it's

734
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 3: a bizarre situation.

735
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 2: It kind of works to have a thing where you

736
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 2: shit on cakes because she does the muck banging. I

737
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 2: assume the muckbanging first, and then after eating all the food,

738
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,479
Speaker 2: she diarrheas on the cake.

739
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 3: Oh god, I hope. So I don't know. I don't really.

740
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 2: Watch her, you know, Hellope, Hey, what's up?

741
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 4: Is this where I think it is?

742
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: Sure? Is?

743
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: What's your name? Dog?

744
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 4: I'm Jack?

745
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 2: Jack? What's going on? Jack? How can I get you today?

746
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 4: Well? Wow, okay, I guess I'll talk about what I

747
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 4: text about today, all right. I text about it money

748
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 4: making endeavor, in which i've recently. I came up with

749
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 4: it like a while ago, and I kind of tried

750
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 4: to do it like good night and it worked a

751
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 4: little bit. So I would love to talk about it.

752
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said, I have a new money making endeavor

753
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 2: that is quite controversial. Tell us about this endeavor?

754
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so this is gonna be okay. So

755
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 4: for some reference, I'm nineteen not I'm a young looking guy,

756
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 4: Like I look I look like I'm like, I don't know,

757
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 4: I don't I like, I'm not very I don't grow

758
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 4: much like facial hair or anything. And so I decided

759
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 4: to make money. I was going to to find pedophiles

760
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 4: on the internet and convince them that I'm a young

761
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 4: boy and then get them to pay me to do things,

762
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 4: but then don't do the things and just take the money.

763
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 2: How long you've been doing that?

764
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 1: Uh?

765
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 4: I Like I tried it in action like two days ago.

766
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: M h.

767
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 4: I mean like, like two hundred bucks you made?

768
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: You made two hundred bucks of pedophile money?

769
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yes?

770
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 5: What?

771
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: Uh uh?

772
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 2: What are the other people you've told about this? I

773
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 2: have to say about it?

774
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 4: I told my roommate about the plan, like like I'm like, hey,

775
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 4: what if I what if I did this? And he

776
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, it'd be kind of kind of funny

777
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 4: and kind of the conclusion we came to on it

778
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 4: is pedophile money. So I feel like it's like of

779
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 4: people to scam they're they're the ones that deserve scamming.

780
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: What are you How long do you think this endeavor

781
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 2: will last?

782
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 4: I I don't I don't know, probably not that long.

783
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 4: I'll probably get sick of it after a little bit.

784
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 4: Oh No, I don't know. I'm I'm broke. I'm in college.

785
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 4: I don't got a lot of money floating around because

786
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just kind of started and I

787
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 4: didn't I didn't work enough for college. So the money

788
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 4: that I have is is a lacking So I needed

789
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 4: some more.

790
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 2: What are you doing with your with your pedophile.

791
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 4: Money right now? I think I'm saving up to buy?

792
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 4: What am I saving up to buy? I guess I

793
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 4: was trying to save up to buy skis. But season's over,

794
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 4: so I think I'm gonna save up to buy like

795
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 4: backpacking gears. That's kind of what I'm wanting next.

796
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: Where what do you are you trying to go backpacking?

797
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm trying to. Oh, this actually relates to something

798
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 4: else I text you about. Yeah. I like to jump

799
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 4: on trains, like like the ones that carry like freight

800
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 4: cargo and jump on them and they take me places.

801
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 4: And uh, I like to do that for a couple

802
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 4: of days on end with my friend.

803
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: How do you buy? How do you like get the money?

804
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 5: Like?

805
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 2: Do they say like they paypalue and ship.

806
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 4: Like like cash app? Like I made like a like

807
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 4: an account, but like they matched all the names of

808
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 4: the other castsha.

809
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: Do they ever like send did they ever like report

810
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 2: your cash ab or anything?

811
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think they I don't really, I

812
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 4: don't know. I think they'd be scared too, because I'm again,

813
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 4: I just started this, like, so I don't know if

814
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 4: there's any consequences yet they're probably if there are there,

815
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 4: there yet to happen.

816
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: Have you have you experienced any any adverse effects to this?

817
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go no, I'll say no. I don't. I'm

818
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 4: not very shameful, like I don't know, I feel like

819
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 4: I'm making money and i'm and I'm currently happy that

820
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 4: I'm making money, so I wouldn't say any adverse effects.

821
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 2: Where are you train hopping to? Uh?

822
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 4: We we uh we were starting in Massachusetts. We took

823
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 4: the train out of out of like western Massachusetts, and

824
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 4: he went up to New York. So that was the

825
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 4: second I guess took that same one up to North

826
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 4: Adams and then the second time we took it up

827
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 4: farther to upstate New York.

828
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 2: You know, if you wanted to do this in person,

829
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 2: you could probably get a lot of free candy.

830
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think i'd pass like in person. I

831
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 4: think it's easier with the pictures because it's like you

832
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 4: can exaggerate, you can like, I don't know, my face

833
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 4: is a lot less young than the than the rest

834
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 4: of me.

835
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 2: Where are you? Where are you finding these people?

836
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: Well?

837
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 4: No, I just kind of thought of like I was

838
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 4: thinking about usual places, like I'm like an Internet guy,

839
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 4: so like, first I tried Discord and that failed. So

840
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 4: then I looked I went on Google, and I was like, hmm,

841
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 4: if I if I was if I was a pedophile,

842
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 4: it was old and stupid. What would I look up?

843
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 4: So I looked up gay chat room. That prevailed.

844
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 2: I do you do you have a like if you

845
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 2: weren't doing this, do you have a different way that

846
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 2: you would want to make money?

847
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 4: Yeah? Wait one second? Yeah?

848
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: Who?

849
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? I thought this was I thought I thought

850
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 2: we were talking on the phone.

851
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: Sorry about that. My Uh, I had an interruption. My

852
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 4: dog came into my room and my mom was like,

853
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 4: get the dog out of your room, all right.

854
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 2: I thought it was like I thought, what if it, dude,

855
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 2: what if it was just like thirty pedophiles right outside

856
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 2: of your room just wanted to get back.

857
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 4: I don't think they're that like. I don't think they

858
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 4: don't have that much will, like that much willpower or

859
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,959
Speaker 4: drive to come after me. I think after the point

860
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 4: they've gotten scammed, I imagine they would get upset and

861
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 4: like maybe maybe question being a pedophile.

862
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 2: Probably not, though, what how old are you telling everyone

863
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 2: that you are?

864
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: Like?

865
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 4: I usually go like like fifteen sixteen range, that's like

866
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 4: where it's believable. I think, do.

867
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: You do you have a different way that you desire

868
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: to make money in the future?

869
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: Uh?

870
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm like a cybersecurity student, so uh, probably

871
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 4: that that's how I want to fund. Like I want

872
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 4: to like get out of college, work save up money

873
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 4: if I can, and I want to I want to

874
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,919
Speaker 4: travel by a train. That's that's that's what I want

875
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 4: to do.

876
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 2: Where Where's Where do you most desire to travel via train?

877
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 4: I don't know. I want to stay in America that

878
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 4: seems it seems a lot easier, probably, like I'll probably

879
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 4: end up going out west because I'm from the East.

880
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to go over there. That's not that's

881
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 4: a new new place.

882
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 2: M hmm. Do you what do you do? You now

883
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 2: these conversations do they start off sexual or do you

884
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 2: have like polite conversation beforehand?

885
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, it's usually like pretty mild to wild,

886
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 4: like they come they come on strong, the pedophiles.

887
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. I guess that's how they do it.

888
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

889
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 2: Man, does your mom know that you do this?

890
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 5: No?

891
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 4: She does, she does not.

892
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 2: You could probably like program a fucking AI bot to

893
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 2: like do that run this. I'm not saying. I don't

894
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 2: think that's a good idea. I wouldn't do that. I

895
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: don't think that's a good idea. But you, I guess

896
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 2: you could.

897
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 4: Well, what like what how much? What would the AI

898
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 4: be doing with the AI? Is the AI making like

899
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 4: it just like sending me accounts? Is it like everything

900
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 4: like making the pictures too?

901
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 2: No, what what you would do is you would you

902
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 2: would show the AI like like two thousand hours of

903
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 2: teen Nick shows, so that it learns how to talk

904
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 2: like a sixteen year old.

905
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 4: Interesting, but yeah, just like the chat part would be

906
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 4: the ar right, that could probably work.

907
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 2: Well, what's your name again?

908
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 4: Uh?

909
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 2: Henry, Henry? Well Henry, I mean I don't know. Uh, yeah,

910
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 2: you should. I mean you should probably find like something

911
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 2: more sustainable to do.

912
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 4: I just kind of I'm like, I was like, damn,

913
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 4: I need I need money for food. So I thought,

914
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 4: because I want to eat, not like I want to

915
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 4: I want to splurge on food.

916
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, what would you splurge on?

917
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 4: I don't know, I want some like good some good sushi.

918
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 4: Maybe that's like really splurging sushi is expensive, you get

919
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 4: some cheap sushi, and then I guess, mm hmm, crazy

920
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 4: world we live in.

921
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 2: It is a crazy world we live in. Is there

922
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 2: anything else you want to say to the people of

923
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 2: the computer before we go.

924
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 4: I'll say it's everyone beware because I feel like, after

925
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 4: after my experience with interacting with pedophiles, there might be

926
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 4: a lot more of them in the world than we

927
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 4: thought it. So like I'm I'm concerned that, like twenty

928
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 4: four to seven, I can have easy access to a pedophile.

929
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 4: It's like that seems like a lot.

930
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 2: Like you said, man, we live in a crazy world.

931
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 4: All right, Well, well, I hope the people in the

932
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 4: computer have a nice day. I hope they do. Well.

933
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 2: Did you say your name was Jack or Henry?

934
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 4: So it's Frank.

935
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 2: Have a good night. Frank good night. Goes on the

936
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,439
Speaker 2: line making your phone calls every night, every beacon goes

937
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: to a ride, teaching.

938
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,439
Speaker 3: You aloud in the life.

939
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 2: He's not an expert.