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Speaker 1: He confession, I can't take back earl arms mouse speak.

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Speaker 2: It's a special Halloween edition of the mass Speaker today

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Speaker 2: for Halloween Week. And we did get a text at

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Speaker 2: seven eighty five nine two that says, growing up, we

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Speaker 2: had a lady down the street who we called Crazy Lynn.

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Speaker 2: Maybe one Halloween, instead of handing out candy, she gave

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Speaker 2: out actual cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, we were eight years old. It feels like

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Speaker 1: Brooks hometown for sure.

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Speaker 3: The guy in my hotel was Shorty and he lived

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Speaker 3: in a little pink trailer and he'd hand out full

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Speaker 3: packs of Dentine gum, but he'd also give us a dollar.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Shorty, you're living in a little tidy trailer.

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Speaker 1: Because he broke doing the cigarette thing and being like,

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Speaker 1: now this is my lucky.

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Speaker 2: It. Well, well, right now we're the trigger treats ringing

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Speaker 2: the doorbells of our listeners, hoping to get a bag

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Speaker 2: full of chocolate covered secret in return. And we got

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Speaker 2: a listener on the phone ready to fill our pillowcases

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Speaker 2: with his tasty confession. He's chosen Rick as his fake name,

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Speaker 2: So Rick, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, guys, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, I got a little too sexual. The way Jeff

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Speaker 4: was saying it, fill our bag. Slow down.

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Speaker 1: You hear what you want to do?

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Speaker 2: Boy, changer is on, Rick, hear the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 2: you're ready, Let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well it's my confession. I live in a

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Speaker 5: neighborhood with a lot of young families.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's fun.

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Speaker 5: It's a tight knit community. Every Halloween we we get

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Speaker 5: a lot of trick or treaders because there's a lot

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Speaker 5: of kicks in this neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Fun.

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Speaker 3: No, that's what I love about my neighborhood too. It's

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Speaker 3: so fun.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean it's fun at first here, but it

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Speaker 5: goes on both hours, like five or six hours, hundreds

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Speaker 5: of kids constantly answering the door, handing out candy.

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Speaker 4: Is that just too much joy for you? Is that

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Speaker 4: the problem? I know people that do always complain. But then,

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Speaker 4: like I love an apartment that sounds so fun to be.

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Speaker 5: For me, at a point, I just want to relax, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I actually I could see that, Like, I could see

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Speaker 2: how it would be fun if you had a trigger

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Speaker 2: treater every like three or four minutes come by and

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Speaker 2: it's like wow. But if you have a constant stream

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Speaker 2: of kids that never ends.

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Speaker 1: It's like, your.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly what we do.

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Speaker 3: We put a chair at our door and you just

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Speaker 3: open the door and then kids are just coming and go.

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Speaker 4: And I think it's great.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but you gotta watch out because kids may

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Speaker 1: take the chair.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to do it. You just flip

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Speaker 4: your porch light off, right if you're.

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Speaker 1: At or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But now you're the house that you know is the

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Speaker 2: weird house that doesn't like children.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like that's true.

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Speaker 1: Does it sounds like he suffers? True every single year.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't want that? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Right, kind So I was and then this is what happened.

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Speaker 5: A couple of years back, someone tp my parents house.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah kids.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. So then that morning, you know, my folks called

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Speaker 5: me and asked if I could come help them clean

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Speaker 5: up the mess. So I did that. After I cleaned it,

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Speaker 5: they were very thankful. They asked, is there anything that

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Speaker 5: they can do to help me? So I had them

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Speaker 5: come by that night and hand out the candy.

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Speaker 1: You fully them in charge of it so that you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have to do it at all, that's right.

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Speaker 5: They put them on candy duty and Honestly, I think

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Speaker 5: they liked it.

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Speaker 4: Probably. I don't know why this is a secret.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like it's a win win for your whole family,

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Speaker 3: worked out for everybody, outsourced your job exactly, and it was.

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Speaker 5: It was a win win. It was good. In fact,

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Speaker 5: it was so good it kind of gave me a

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Speaker 5: little bit of an evil idea. So this is the

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Speaker 5: real confession here. The past few years, every Halloween, I've

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Speaker 5: been toilet papering and egging my parents out.

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Speaker 4: What what Wait a minute.

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Speaker 5: Why so they'll call me the next day, I clean

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Speaker 5: it and then they come and do thereating.

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Speaker 1: God, I hope you don't make too much of a

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Speaker 1: mess for yourself. It's like one day.

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Speaker 5: You have.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're doing it every year like you

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Speaker 2: have to you it's us for you, But you have

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Speaker 2: to change it up too, so it doesn't do it

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Speaker 2: the exact same way.

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Speaker 1: Brown eggs one year, Yeah, get some.

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Speaker 2: What's that like spray stringy stuffing.

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Speaker 3: You better hope that your parents never get like a

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Speaker 3: ring doorbell camera and catch you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like they haven't caught on at all.

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Speaker 5: No, that's the thing. They got cameras this year. So

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Speaker 5: that's where I'm kind of stuck now because I still

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Speaker 5: plan on doing it.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, they catch you now if you do it. Dude,

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Speaker 4: Hose and I were just down at Spirit tell me Jose.

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Speaker 1: Can go do it?

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Speaker 3: And I were just down at Spirit Halloween and they're

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Speaker 3: selling like an all black unit tard that also covers

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Speaker 3: your head.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, suit disguise yourselves exactly. That's that's the plan.

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Speaker 5: That's what it is.

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Speaker 1: You should bear.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be buddy, or you go as a plumber.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of costumes you could do that. Go

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Speaker 4: with toilet paper and just.

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Speaker 1: Be a giant egg.

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Speaker 4: That would be hilarious to see, not the chicken.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, So how sorry? How long did you say

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Speaker 1: this has been going on?

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Speaker 5: This will be the fourth year. Now.

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Speaker 3: Do they have any theories on why their house is

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Speaker 3: the one that gets toilet paper at every Halloween?

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Speaker 5: I mean they just think it's some kids in the

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Speaker 5: neighborhood that only hit them.

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Speaker 1: Brings up a good point.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to tpee an egg all of the

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Speaker 2: houses and have to clean up all of them.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they'll all come over and help give out candy.

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Speaker 4: COM's arrested, Like I'm doing it for my family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you don't understand.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, Well dude, dang, that's a weird confession that

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Speaker 2: this is.

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Speaker 1: A strange one.

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Speaker 2: But Rick, good luck on egging your parents' house this year.

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Speaker 1: I hope you don't get caught. Yeah, that's right. The

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Speaker 1: text in to seven eight, five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass Speaker. That was your Halloween edition

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Speaker 2: of The Mass Speaker. Your phone taps coming up right

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Speaker 3: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning