Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my Bad Larring, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3: Great radio, Danny.
Speaker 1: There's some fun stuff there.
Speaker 3: Great radio this week. Gotta say, besides the ginger coming on,
Speaker 3: everything was solid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know. Hey, hey, I got him
Speaker 1: to be you know, like pause a little bit when
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, Elijah Hall of Famer.
Speaker 4: Yeah he thought about that one long and heart Oh
Speaker 4: no ah.
Speaker 5: Gother will was so thick today Wallace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what they say about I thought if
Speaker 1: I left the country, didn't have to do it this week.
Speaker 1: But Dan Patrick takes a gamble. I'm here in Dublin
Speaker 1: and the other guy's are stateside. Shae is there with
Speaker 1: a picture, Deray and Bad Larry somewhere. I'm going to
Speaker 1: guess in the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 6: Secret piece front. Dan Ray told me how to be
Speaker 6: in the old environment.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm into my car. Wait, your phone's crapping out.
Speaker 6: I got you on a steerphone. I'm down at the
Speaker 6: beach though.
Speaker 5: Oh god, thanks Larry.
Speaker 1: I got Dylan here as well in studio. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll try to slug through this. Last week, Dylan lost
Speaker 1: one unit, Shay lost two, and bad Larry lost point four.
Speaker 1: So right now, Dylan is a slight lead over Shay
Speaker 1: thirty point five to twenty seven point three units. Bad
Speaker 1: Larry's minus almost nine units there. I don't know is
Speaker 1: anybody gonna jump on Notre Dame Navy over under under?
Speaker 1: I hit the under there, Nanny. Okay, so you got
Speaker 1: the under? What about you? Dyl?
Speaker 5: I actually did a one to eighty.
Speaker 4: I really liked the under, and I'm fading myself and
Speaker 4: now Shay too. But it seems like everyone really likes
Speaker 4: the under in this one. I think it's gone down
Speaker 4: a pointer.
Speaker 1: Okay, the I think DraftKings added it nineteen and a
Speaker 1: half that Notre Dame was giving. Yeah, I'm thinking first
Speaker 1: quarter cover for the for the midshipment. Yeah, first quarter cover.
Speaker 1: I think it's like three and a half points. Yeah
Speaker 1: it is, Yeah, three and a half points bad layer.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything on Navy and Notre Dame. Since
Speaker 1: that's the game that we're here and we will be watching.
Speaker 6: It on Saturday, I tease that line up. I thought
Speaker 6: it was up to sixteen and a half, but the
Speaker 6: line's coming down now, so I tease it up to
Speaker 6: fifty nine and a half. A little three team tis
Speaker 6: with my law pack, and I left the third leg open.
Speaker 1: Okay, well let me run down Dylan Dilon, I'll start
Speaker 1: with you. So you got two units on Navy and Notre.
Speaker 5: Dame, right, yeah, okay, the Notre Dame spread.
Speaker 1: The over under and the spread yeah to each Okay,
Speaker 1: but I got to spread at nineteen and a half.
Speaker 1: You have it at twenty one.
Speaker 4: That may I may have put that in before one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll take nineteen.
Speaker 1: As we speak, it's nineteen and a half, okay, Navy
Speaker 1: Notre Dame. First quarter over you have ten and a
Speaker 1: half with one.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's that pesky ten and a half.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're thinking maybe two touchdowns.
Speaker 5: One of peopleles border, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's as time. I figure I think it's touchdown
Speaker 1: and the field goal.
Speaker 5: That happens to me every time it's always ten and
Speaker 5: a half.
Speaker 1: Okay, San Jose State getting thirty and a half againto USC.
Speaker 5: That's a gigantic spread.
Speaker 1: Okay. Eighty percent of the bets are on USC. San
Speaker 1: Diego State versus Ohio. Ye not Ohio State, Ohio University.
Speaker 1: And keep an eye on the Ohio quarterback Curtis Rourke.
Speaker 1: He's known as the Maple Missile.
Speaker 5: I think it he's a Canuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what they're referring to,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna guess. He's got a big arm and
Speaker 1: he's been cleared to play following surgery. He was the
Speaker 1: MAC Offensive Player of the Year last season. There has
Speaker 1: to be a Grand Prix race for you. I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fact they're just on a vacation, which I did not
Speaker 4: know about. But uh for stapping fastest lap mins one
Speaker 4: thirty five, Lando Norris podium finished plus one thirty five
Speaker 4: and winning margin between five and ten seconds plus three.
Speaker 1: Isn't Lando the guy who always breaks the trophy?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, so I think they'll break it again.
Speaker 1: Can you bet on him breaking the trophy? I wonder.
Speaker 5: I don't know there.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's got to be a prop out,
Speaker 4: not on DraftKings, but there's probably a prop out there somewhere.
Speaker 1: All right, Jay, Notre Dame Navy, you have the under.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to figure outside of the military academies,
Speaker 3: the most patriotic school was probably Notre Dame. Right, So
Speaker 3: they're not going to lay the wood on a couple
Speaker 3: of kids. They're going to have to sacrifice the next
Speaker 3: four years of their life after they graduate.
Speaker 1: Fight. Okay, communism, right, Okay, I don't know if it's communism.
Speaker 3: It's always communism. Kay, they're everywhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm hitting the under there. Is it fifty and a
Speaker 3: half now or forty nine and a half?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Picture, d Ray, what do you have forty nine? It's
Speaker 3: not of a bitch under forty nine and a half?
Speaker 3: Danny hit me? Okay, that's all right. And then I
Speaker 3: got a good old fashioned American baseball. I got the
Speaker 3: cheaters laying one and a quarter against the socks. Okay,
Speaker 3: be the astrosh Yeah. I got the White Sox laying
Speaker 3: one point five to five against the Yea's.
Speaker 1: They fired everyone there.
Speaker 3: This is why the people are motivated, because they fired
Speaker 3: all the losers. So the players now want to actually play.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else.
Speaker 3: Texas plus one ten, Oh, New Mexico State, Danny minus
Speaker 3: six and a half. I'm hitting that for three units,
Speaker 3: and I'll tell you why. Whoa Diego Pavilla Remember that name.
Speaker 3: The guy's gonna fucking sling it. When When did you
Speaker 3: find out about Diego?
Speaker 1: Last year? Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, he can rock and roll Danny and they
Speaker 3: got some good train Listen, four out of five offensive
Speaker 3: lineman coming back. You got to transfer from TCU. You
Speaker 3: got to transfer for Michigan State, both running backs. I mean,
Speaker 3: they won the last four games last year. They're averaging
Speaker 3: a good amount of numbers. New Mexico State. The other
Speaker 3: AGGI is Danny hit it like a Northern I like it.
Speaker 3: I like it. If I was gambling, I might that
Speaker 3: was I might go in on this.
Speaker 4: That's the most concise analysis I think we've had in
Speaker 4: the history of this show.
Speaker 5: And it's on the New Mexico State game.
Speaker 3: I know, you got to go for the weird teams
Speaker 3: like South Alabama.
Speaker 6: You can't go.
Speaker 3: I'm in a biddle host stude every week. Well, everybody's
Speaker 3: watching Ohio State. The lines are sharp. You gotta go
Speaker 3: get some weird shit like Larry and La Tech. Absolutely
Speaker 3: bad Larry, h what do you have say?
Speaker 6: I say, I love your analogy that Notre Dame game.
Speaker 6: I agree, it's an under That line should be like
Speaker 6: thirty five or something. So I got a little afraid
Speaker 6: of it, and so I put them in a teas
Speaker 6: from when a four unit three team t's Locktech bringing
Speaker 6: that line down or a half Notre Dame under. I
Speaker 6: hear you saying you're gonna be fifty nine and a
Speaker 6: half leg?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, fifty and a half no for the teaser.
Speaker 6: Right for my teas, I get ten points to adjust
Speaker 6: the lunch.
Speaker 5: Yes, you get fifty nine and a half.
Speaker 1: Huh okay.
Speaker 6: I have to win all three though, And what's after
Speaker 6: your audience over there in Ireland got.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you said it's a three team teaser,
Speaker 1: a ten point teaser. I understood that it's four units.
Speaker 1: What's the third leg?
Speaker 6: I'm leaving it open, Dawn, I'll fill it in next week.
Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, that.
Speaker 1: You know that you can't do that?
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 1: Because when you bet a three team teaser, you have
Speaker 1: to put in the three team teaser.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sportsbook doesn't let you decide which bet you
Speaker 4: want to put in a week later.
Speaker 1: Because the lines could change, Larry, you fucking genius.
Speaker 6: They do, sure they do. I've been doing it all
Speaker 6: the time. I've been doing it for thirty years.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 5: How's that work?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, the beach and secrets working out pretty good.
Speaker 1: Because Larry, here, it's a lot beach in New Jersey, Larry, Larry,
Speaker 1: you're not in the South of France. Of course, you're sneakers,
Speaker 1: Jersey fucking sneakers at the beach. You fucking nerd, fucking
Speaker 1: made it.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wear new balances, ain't you. They're white as
Speaker 3: ship huh.
Speaker 4: If you if you can step on a hypodermic needle
Speaker 4: at the beach, Larry, it doesn't even count.
Speaker 1: You got you got your white tube socks.
Speaker 5: That metal detector's gone, the.
Speaker 3: Big Safari hat covering that red nose.
Speaker 6: So just right, I know you can do it. Just
Speaker 6: go on your drafting account, go bang bang, leave one
Speaker 6: leg open. I know you can do it. Everyone in
Speaker 6: the world can do it. In addition to those that bet,
Speaker 6: I want three units on over KMU for the year.
Speaker 1: Of course, and a half eight and a half half.
Speaker 6: Three units an over Notre Dame for the year, also
Speaker 6: eight and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't that weird? James Madison Notre Dame bout eight
Speaker 1: and a half? Right?
Speaker 6: Oh it gets weirder then, because I thought this this
Speaker 6: line was nine when I sent it, and Ray gamey
Speaker 6: eight and a half three units on over Wisconsin for
Speaker 6: the season.
Speaker 1: Luke, I don't hat that.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest, I don't ate that, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Bradlen Allen and Allen's great.
Speaker 5: Yep, wasn't wasn't Luke Fickel my favorite to go to
Speaker 5: Notre Dame.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, but he's now in Wisconsin.
Speaker 5: Mad Town's not a bad place, no.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, Halloween in mad Town talk about a riot
Speaker 3: and drugs.
Speaker 5: That's why Luke ficklent there is there.
Speaker 2: No, that's not.
Speaker 1: You can't say that they cleaned it up though it
Speaker 1: used to be a lot cooler. What's the best campus
Speaker 1: you've ever been on?
Speaker 3: Shay, Arizona State, by far? They got they have in
Speaker 3: Arizona State. They have a different kind of std It's airborne. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: for real herpaganosyphile as. You just breathe in too deep
Speaker 3: in the sorority, and it's just you're you know what,
Speaker 3: that's my fault for asking. Larry went to Providence, so
Speaker 3: there wasn't much going on there. What about you, Dill
Speaker 3: Harvard of the West, University of Denver, Denver.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was cool. Boulder was right up the road.
Speaker 5: That's a pretty good one.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, they they're professionals there, Bolder.
Speaker 5: I think they got that STD from Arizona State.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else that we would like to talk about?
Speaker 1: Good God, anything else that we would.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't let your daughters go to Arizona State.
Speaker 1: You talk about that.
Speaker 5: Send them to Providence, anywhere else anywhere.
Speaker 1: Send them to the Jersey Shore. Hypodermic needles are better
Speaker 1: than what they're giving out at Arizona State.
Speaker 3: I can promise you that.
Speaker 5: Well, you're gonna need to get a shot eventually.
Speaker 3: Right, three of them. It takes three. You got to
Speaker 3: get three rounds of antibiotics.
Speaker 1: Well, you wrap this up and that's Dan Patrick takes it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what what do you have? Marvin?
Speaker 2: Did you think this was a good idea doing this nover?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't want to do it today. I just
Speaker 1: you know, put an award winning broadcast down there with
Speaker 1: Will Ferre on the Dan Netes and now I got
Speaker 1: to do this. He had the momentum talk about a
Speaker 1: fall from grace.
Speaker 5: I know, you really just downgraded in about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like you guys are elevated by doing
Speaker 1: a show like this. I am demoted. It's like what
Speaker 1: happened to Dan Patrick?
Speaker 3: When your legacy is written, they're going to look this
Speaker 3: up like your Wikipedia page, It's just going to be
Speaker 3: littered with this. What happened to Danny?
Speaker 5: The giant asterisk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know, yeah, ass an asterisk, that'd be me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't I think we solve something. We got some
Speaker 1: content here and it's all about content. But I'll be
Speaker 1: back home the home office, Dylan and I and Marvin
Speaker 1: will be back in the home office next week. So
Speaker 1: for Shan or Shay, are you back with your Shannon back?
Speaker 3: We're back tonight. Actually, Danny, we're going to record tonight.
Speaker 3: We're back in action.
Speaker 1: Football secen't here, okay, So wherever you get your podcast,
Speaker 1: Shane Irving podcast, Bad Larry, thank you as always for
Speaker 1: Dylan and picture de Ray, Marvin. I'm Dan Patrick, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you next week. I'm Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 1: a fucking gamble.
Speaker 6: Good luck, guys, have fun, Damn Bill, any boys don't
Speaker 6: drink too much.
Speaker 3: Bye bye, good luck nerds,