1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 2: Mouse speak text to seven eighty five nine two says 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 2: I always leave a couple of days of vacation free 4 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 2: for whenever we hire new people at my job, just 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 2: so I don't have to be around to train. 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 3: That's so brilliant. Oh my god, that's the best job 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 3: hack ever. 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 4: I was going to take a vacation day today actually, 9 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 4: but then I heard we had a listener ready to 10 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 4: confess a secret for the mass Speaker, and I was like, 11 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:40,279 Speaker 4: Santra Pey can wait, Yeah, I want to hear from 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 4: our listener. 13 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: Good think about flying private. 14 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 4: You can whenever you. 15 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 2: Want, exactly, just postpone that. But Lena is on the phone. 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 2: Lena is her fake name obviously, so Lena, welcome to 17 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:49,840 Speaker 2: the show. 18 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 5: Hi, thanks for having me. 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 3: Thank you for postponing your VACA for this. 20 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: That's right. 21 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 2: I gave up White Sand Beaches to be here and 22 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 2: hear what you have to say because our voice changed. 23 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 2: You are the mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear 24 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 2: your confession. 25 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 5: Okay. A few years ago, I received an envelope in 26 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 5: the mail, like a really fancy envelope with the gold 27 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 5: edges and the whole. 28 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 6: Thing sounds like a wedding invitation or something. 29 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, like really want a chocolate factory? 30 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 5: Inside there was an invitation, but it was to enjoy 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 5: a weekend in this Pentasse suite downtown. 32 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 3: Whoa wait, did you know who it was from? 33 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 6: No? 34 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 3: I didn't. 35 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 5: I figured it had to be some kind of a 36 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 5: scam because I never signed up for like a contest. 37 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, those ones where they like send you 38 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 6: a fake check and you think that you just got like, 39 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 6: wait a minute, you want me to sign up for 40 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 6: a credit card. 41 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. 42 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 2: I did sign up for that credit card and it 43 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 2: was great. Why do you think, Yeah exactly. 44 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,559 Speaker 5: Yeah. Well it was actually signed by concierge app, which 45 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 5: I looked it up and it was legit. So yeah, 46 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 5: and so I was like, okay, well, let's maybe give 47 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 5: this a try. Maybe they're trying to get me to 48 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 5: buy their services. I don't know, but the hotel wasn't 49 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 5: too far from me. It was like twenty minutes away, 50 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 5: so I just thought I'd go down there and check 51 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 5: it out. 52 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 1: And then okay, yeah. 53 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 5: I mean I show up, they actually have my name 54 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 5: at the front desk, and they'd say there's a complimentary 55 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 5: room for me, and then they take me up to 56 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 5: this gorgeous suite with skyline views and a fully stalked 57 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 5: mini bar, completely free of charge. 58 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: Okay, way to go. 59 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 3: I'm like following through on that. 60 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 4: You know. 61 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 5: Oh no, it gets better. Plus they also gave me 62 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 5: a personal butler service and I have the room for 63 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,359 Speaker 5: two nights. 64 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: Oh too good to be true? 65 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 3: Is that a secret because you didn't want to invite 66 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,239 Speaker 3: your boyfriend? 67 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 4: Is that? 68 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 6: Like? 69 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 5: Well no, because afterwards I started feeling guilty because like 70 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 5: I didn't do anything to deserve it. So I ended 71 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 5: up calling their customer service to tell them, and I said, hey, 72 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 5: this must be a mistake. I don't know what happened 73 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 5: to do that. 74 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: You reported yourself to customer service. It's like winning the lottery. 75 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: You're like, this is way too much money. 76 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 6: You're one of those rule followers just enjoy something that 77 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 6: gets handed to you, you know. 78 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: As an accident. And it's like, what did customer service say? 79 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 5: They just said that they'd look into it. I mean 80 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 5: I even offered to pay for it, because listen, you 81 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 5: get nothing for free in life. 82 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 6: Hard I feel like you're like my husband when we 83 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 6: go like try to buy a car and they're like, 84 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,959 Speaker 6: that's too little money. 85 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,359 Speaker 3: We don't pay you more. 86 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: Oh got it. 87 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 2: No, she's keeping karma in mind. She doesn't want to 88 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 2: have negative karma come back and bite her. 89 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 5: It makes sense to me, Well, yeah, I just I 90 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 5: didn't want something unexpected to come back later. 91 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 3: Exactly. Well, they like charge you at the end of 92 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 3: the trip. 93 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, it could be like okay, okay, So did you 94 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 6: end up paying them? 95 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 5: Well, actually no. I got a letter in the mail 96 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 5: from them, and I just assumed it was a bill, 97 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 5: but it was actually another invitation, this time to an 98 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 5: exclusive spa retreat. 99 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 2: Oh that that call paid off your good. 100 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: Karma's now coming back in the form of even more 101 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: gifts for you. I feel like this is a timeshare presentation. 102 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: At this point, I'm with you. 103 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 3: I was taking either cold or that. 104 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: I mean, you got to do the spa retreat? 105 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 5: Oh I did. I went and it was fantactically Yeah. 106 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 3: Can I get. 107 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 5: So now I send a message to the concierge people 108 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 5: again and they don't even reply. Then I started getting 109 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 5: mystery gift boxes arriving to my doorstep. 110 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 3: I'm going to Mark Colt now I'm on the Yeah, 111 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 3: what's going on? 112 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 5: Honestly I thought maybe I had the same name as 113 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 5: like a rich person, and like they got us confused. 114 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 5: And then one day the website just shut down. 115 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, because they were giving them away everything for free. 116 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: Real name Bill. 117 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:45,960 Speaker 2: Gave Yeah, how many free spa retreat vacations can we 118 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 2: give out before we run out of money? 119 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: You go out shoes. 120 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 5: So now it's been a year and nothing's happened. But 121 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 5: last week I got a letter in the mail from 122 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 5: the concierge app saying, Hey, sorry for the blip. We'll 123 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,559 Speaker 5: be up and running in no time. You're two free 124 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 5: helicopter transfers on us. We look forward to your. 125 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: Business helicopter transfers. 126 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 3: Recommen getting a helicopter with a stranger terrifying. 127 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: I could totally use a helicopter trip to Santra Pe 128 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,480 Speaker 1: or just to work one day. Yeah, if you have 129 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 1: one still. 130 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 5: I mean I have to we could go together. 131 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: Business stranger. 132 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 3: Is it too sketchy for you at this point or 133 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 3: are you going to follow up? 134 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 6: Oh? 135 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 5: No, I'm totally gonna do it. But it's also like, 136 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 5: what is happening? 137 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're caught in some weird glitch in the system, 138 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 2: but it's all working out in your favor. 139 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, why would I turn it down at this point? Like, 140 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,599 Speaker 5: I've done the right thing. 141 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,159 Speaker 3: I've tried. 142 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 5: I have the evidence that I've tried to do the 143 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 5: right thing. 144 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 6: Yeah, but you don't feel good enough about it to 145 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 6: talk about it publicly. 146 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 5: We kind of publicly, I'm asked. 147 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 6: And if you ever feel guilty, you can give yourself 148 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 6: to us end up in some sort of Ponzi scheme 149 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,279 Speaker 6: at the end of this, maybe you can use this 150 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 6: recording core later. 151 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 3: That you didn't know. 152 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know com I mean I really didn't. 153 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 5: I did tell my police officer friend, and she's like, 154 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 5: I don't see any issue with this. Why wouldn't you 155 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 5: keep doing it? So I'm like all right, Like that's. 156 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: Fine, Okay, awesome, that's great. I know I was. 157 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 2: I was expecting some like dark twist at the end 158 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 2: of this, but no, you're just living the life. 159 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 6: Maybe she'll call us after the helicopter rides and that's 160 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 6: when it'll come She's going. 161 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 2: To be in some Venezuelan prison and it's like, oh god, 162 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 2: it turned on me. Yeah, Well, congratulations on all your 163 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 2: good luck Lena and I wish you could. 164 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: Like request places and stuff. 165 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, but we'll stay in touch for those helicopter passes 166 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 2: to santrape text in the seventy five nine too. If 167 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll 168 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our 169 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,239 Speaker 2: next mass speaker. 170 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's 171 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 3: Coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.