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Speaker 1: To night to throught Christmas? What are we doing? Kit

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Speaker 1: the light bud. I'm in the holiday spirit. I'm in

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Speaker 1: the Christmas spirit, drinking fireball and egg now paper. Been

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Speaker 1: a long motherfucking year to subscribe. But if I even

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Speaker 1: get started tonight, man, I'm feeling real jolly. I'm feeling

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Speaker 1: real motherfucking jolly to night. Got my local girl moon

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Speaker 1: because we're gonna kick the watery last tomorrow. We already

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Speaker 1: have lost to Detroit. We kicking gold and steak gass tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: I want that yell, motherfucker Steph Terry set tomorrow. That's

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Speaker 2: what I want. I won't that yell mother unkn faith red,

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Speaker 2: I won't brug.

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Speaker 1: I want you to shoot the three from the logo.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm wanting to modern Christmas. NBA ain't a fail, goddamnit.

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Speaker 1: You can't miss nothing but kills tomorrowing. I have to

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Speaker 1: do a little lass minute Christmas shopping today, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Know.

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Speaker 1: I you know, doublve the kids, man, I have I

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Speaker 1: love a kid, but I have to, uh, I have

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Speaker 1: to break some news to my nephew today. I have

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Speaker 1: to really just shit my nephew down and let him know. Nigga,

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Speaker 1: Sanda ain't real all Listen, I wanna stay up late.

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Speaker 1: You're not staying up late, Isaac. You taking your bad

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Speaker 1: ass to bed now, Uncle, I'm gonna stay up lake

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Speaker 1: and wait, gonna sound on and I'm gonna leave signing

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Speaker 1: on some cookies. Motherfucker about what you leave Sun and

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Speaker 1: some cookies when I'm starving? What about what? You're a

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Speaker 1: selfish little motherfucking is starting out early, Nigga, I don't

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Speaker 1: like it. I'm gonna leave Sauna or some cookie when

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Speaker 1: Uncle over her stars and kill. Now. Number two, you

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Speaker 1: got roaches. You not leaving no motherfucking crumbs because everybody

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Speaker 1: knowing when the lights go out from roches, god damn,

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Speaker 1: and they get to go on the work. When you

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Speaker 1: cut the lights on, they scattering till now, Nephew, we

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Speaker 1: not waiting around for no fake ass fag ass make

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Speaker 1: believe ass. Sun and Sunda not real now, yeah, he

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Speaker 1: ain't he coming down the chitting what Sadah coming through

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Speaker 1: with motherfucking hood.

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Speaker 2: Santa Claus got a brand to protect.

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Speaker 1: He not coming to no damn hood now. My sister

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Speaker 1: and Mammy man, Why would you tell him that, Mama,

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Speaker 1: you fucked up my childhood? I been knowing Santa wasn't real.

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Speaker 1: Why can't I mess up my nephew childhood? What make

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Speaker 1: your childhood backter than my childhood?

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Speaker 2: I want to know.

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Speaker 1: I have to call my damn therapist on my mama

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Speaker 1: nill telling me I'm wrong for telling him Sining wasn't real.

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Speaker 2: But when he was growing up, we knew Sinum wasn't real.

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Speaker 1: We knew, we knew.

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Speaker 2: We ain't even have a Christmas tree during Christmas.

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Speaker 1: We had a damn plan. It's okay for them, but

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Speaker 1: he ain't okay for me? What about my childhood? I

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Speaker 1: wanted to open gifts like the rest of the kids did,

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Speaker 1: but all I had to do with shit back and

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Speaker 1: watch my cousin them open gifts. How you think that

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Speaker 1: made me feel? Everybody opening gifts, everybody got a smile

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Speaker 1: on their face except for Doe. I'm building like a

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Speaker 1: mother fucker. I hated sound by signing go to everybody

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Speaker 1: else house except my house. Mama told me don't worry

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Speaker 1: aboudy he he come around tax season. That lie. She

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Speaker 1: told me, I'll leave, motherfucking you were her bad here

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Speaker 1: bass hell love your mama, but you bad then, motherfucker

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Speaker 1: tad believeing it's something that wasn't real. So I want

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Speaker 1: to let my nephew know earlier, Sander, I ain't coming,

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Speaker 1: and what up and what gifts you got under that tree?

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Speaker 1: I don't put them there, not fora give all that

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Speaker 1: credit to no fat white he white man, no waning,

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Speaker 1: no the truth nigga out sund you get you imagine

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Speaker 1: Samon really coming.

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Speaker 2: To the hood.

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Speaker 1: Me and niggas was still the range, earls, the slaves

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Speaker 2: Gives probably years they had us believe that Samon were real.

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Speaker 1: Sick. See, I ain't getting no mother fucking cragging at

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Speaker 1: my house. I'm getting older, mother fucking craggy. Then my

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Speaker 1: baby mama note calling me too. Don't plan on coming

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Speaker 1: I gonna show up, take pictures and with my kids,

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Speaker 2: Ain't done a damn thing.

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Speaker 1: That's what the doug was gonna do. But she donna

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Speaker 2: Shit though, got me thinking she donna want me to

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Speaker 1: Because she got her new nigga. See my baby, Mama

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Speaker 1: gonna have seventy five niggas around my kids this year.

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Speaker 1: They don't even they don't know who could call dad.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no damn more like I'm the bad one though

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Speaker 1: she tell everybody that I'm the dead beat. At least

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Speaker 1: I come around from time to time and see them,

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Speaker 1: I do all that, I'm a concerned parent. Might be broke,

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Speaker 1: but I'm a concerned parent. Christmas time when everybody want

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Speaker 2: Do you plan on getting me something? Hey, you'll know.

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Speaker 1: If I ain't got you done the three hundred sixty

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Speaker 1: four days. What make you think I'm gonna get you

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Speaker 1: something on this holiday, niver. Some of you been too bad.

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Speaker 1: Some of you been too goddamn bad. The gigging your

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Speaker 1: day for Chris. You gonna need shit. I'm starting to

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Speaker 1: figure some share around your holiday. Niggas. Niggas say who

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Speaker 1: they say? Hell my weed man, text me a fam

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be clothed Christmas like hell whiga when you

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Speaker 1: all a sudden, when you get a fami man, Nigga,

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Speaker 1: you serve me three point five on Father's Day? My,

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Christmas, you cloth.

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Speaker 2: Marvel, Nigga, you open.

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Speaker 1: Wee cand weed man talk of I say, clod, don't cripple.

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Speaker 2: No, you not, nigga.

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Speaker 1: You dropped out on You gonna.

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Speaker 2: Trap on crimpling pool. If I th a motherfucking three.

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Speaker 1: Point five cripple, I better get it on cricking or

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Speaker 1: I'm telling all of a sudden, Now you want to

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Speaker 1: go and be with your family, nigga, I am your family. Nigga.

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Speaker 1: Know how much money you gonna make off me this year?

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Speaker 1: I kept your ass. I can tell you, nigga. Now

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Speaker 1: you you can tell me.

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Speaker 2: I better get what I'm getting to date because you

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Speaker 2: closed or sheep.

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Speaker 1: Nigga.

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Speaker 2: You the old wall one, you twenty four self on.

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Speaker 2: Ay man, y'all acting brand.

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Speaker 1: New call cripmaler. I gonna give a damn you hole

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Speaker 2: I gotta get my hand done.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get my eye fished and pus it. Steal

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Speaker 1: your trash, that big motherfucker. Stay your trash and you nowhere.

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Speaker 1: I gonna give a damn about you dressing it up,

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Speaker 1: putting new thongs on new new brothers, and don't give

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Speaker 1: a damn how you dress it up. That motherfucker still

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Speaker 1: ain't worth for damn running down there getting BBL You

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Speaker 1: can be getting that cat fixed. That's what you can do.

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Speaker 1: Go down there, lay out on that operation, tell you,

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Speaker 1: and get the cat fixed.

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Speaker 2: He old twenty three, twenty four years old, getting the

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Speaker 2: history erected me?

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Speaker 1: Do you help me? Motherfucker's twenty three twenty four getting

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Speaker 1: the instrument wrested. See the coach you got too many miles?

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Speaker 1: Don't got more miles than a goddamn on farm truck.

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Speaker 1: F one. Why y'all feeling the day of the night

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Speaker 1: with from chrismal someone you're tied to work to tie

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Speaker 1: you're resting now, your girl in there cooking or your

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Speaker 1: mama cooking, and you driving won't cook it. You come

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Speaker 1: to put the bikes together, you can't really read. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna put all this city, Damn fuck all that you

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Speaker 1: man gotta be sitting down on the con resting his feet.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be massaging him.

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Speaker 2: And when the kids go to sleep, God, damn, you

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Speaker 2: gotta have your mind phone there me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I want for tied biscuit. I didn't gave

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Speaker 1: you a lie for luxury. Now bit, you eating Popeye biscuits.

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Speaker 1: Now you eating kenches row House roads. I get upgrade

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Speaker 1: at you cinnamon. But hey, you talk ma, you die shit.

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Speaker 1: You gonna be in more tired on when I get there.

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Speaker 1: It's not popped the peel tonight, bitch. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm a bowl eagle. I feel like I'm a bowl

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Speaker 1: eagle right now. I'm over and told him. I told

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Speaker 1: my whole make sure your kid's go PI every if

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Speaker 1: I heard any guy damn squeaking these styles, they getting

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Speaker 1: in the night, like mister come coming through with my

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Speaker 1: dead My hands be cool. But I ain't, mister c

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Speaker 1: I ain't taking nothing. It's fucking sent call them thirty

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Speaker 1: forty dollars and gave you all you that shit ad

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Speaker 1: this when you hear that knock at the door, goddamn

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Speaker 1: and say come in. I'm coming in tip to one

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Speaker 1: like goddamn pink panther. When I'm tipping through your high

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Speaker 1: through Christmas time. Ye yeah, your check your cash as

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Speaker 1: yeez sixty eight dollars.

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Speaker 2: I'm him, I'm him, Trustmas.

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Speaker 1: How y'all feeling man, I'm tiptoing y'all. My grandma gonna

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Speaker 1: lost her motherfucking taste buds. Everything she cooked, nasty family

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Speaker 1: sitting around. I don't say that you hurt her feelings.

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Speaker 1: Hurt her feelings. She sensitive. This bitch told me I

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Speaker 1: was an ugly baby. But my grandma sisters because I

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Speaker 1: say she can't cook off, she gonna get this guy.

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Speaker 1: Damn abuse. Love my granular death, but she gonna get

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Speaker 1: this goddamn abuse. See her hearing bad, she got them

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Speaker 1: her ear. Bitch, you can't cook for for damn? Now,

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Speaker 1: are you wrong? Nigga? Right? That's o something y'all. Y'all

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Speaker 1: don't know when to tell people the truth. Tell them

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Speaker 1: the truth, the truth for set your ad free. I

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Speaker 1: don't want my grandma in the kitchen, no goddamn more,

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Speaker 1: but here we keep coming over her in it.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 1: I'm like smelling like moth balls. The mess up my

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Speaker 1: cree cologne I got on.

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Speaker 2: You wanna see a little old fig after this little

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Speaker 2: old get.

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Speaker 1: Together, But they ain't gonn gonna be around me because

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Speaker 1: I smell like moth balls. I hate people who smoke

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Speaker 1: cigarettes too. I got my good four five hundred dollars cologne.

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Speaker 1: I'm smelling good here, y'all come with these motherfucking new Porss.

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Speaker 1: Nigga smoke outside, nidgle fuck enough to sitting here, nigga

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Speaker 1: smelling great, feeling great, got my got my tea done too.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling good about myself again. And here you come

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Speaker 1: with this nast dad Newport. I don't wanna smell less shit.

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Speaker 1: If anything, I'm gonna smell like. I'm gonna smell like

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Speaker 1: frest cat.

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Speaker 2: Creed and goddamn this ain't trashed for you.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna smell like. Criminal time And now

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Speaker 1: I don't want her all that with my family. Bitch,

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Speaker 1: you better leave out here, Chris, goddamn train leaveing. You

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Speaker 1: You can't lose. The only way you lose you ain't

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Speaker 1: promise you good things gonna happen to you more than often.

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Speaker 1: And just keep it in the buck with y'all. Totnight

427
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Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve, baby, Christmas time. I don't now. I'm

428
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Speaker 1: feeling good. Everybody got their chrystmal gift for me. Everybody good.

429
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Speaker 1: Just what all they doing now is sitting them? I

430
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Speaker 1: don't win't know me to tech, you know what that

431
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Speaker 1: text here? I'm one way And when I get that hole,

432
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: I want you to get nice. Oh yeah. I want

433
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: you to get down and dirty for me like clicks

434
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. If I done make your goddamn

435
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Speaker 1: cash go off, you better get down nasty for the

436
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: Bubba dub tonight. I don't want her no motherfucking talking

437
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Speaker 1: when I come through the door, I don't want hear no.

438
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Speaker 2: Bad ass kid.

439
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: I don't want even here the goddamn broaches. I don't

440
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: want her nothing but goddamn clothes going off and you

441
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: doing what you're supposed to do. Make me feel good,

442
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: make me feel good, love me. Long time I had

443
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: this Asian chick. I knocked the I knocked the duck

444
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: sauce off of the motherfucking ears. I ain't all knocking

445
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Speaker 1: the duck south off like Asian host still charge me

446
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 1: for a prize at her restaurant door, but she let

447
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: me go down through it. On the cat, I'm not

448
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: bullshitting to get rid up on because cause my neighbor

449
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 1: had cats and she was just intrigued with my neighbor cats.

450
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: You're not gonna cook my neighbor cats. It's the same

451
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: shit Trump was talking about, you motherbucker eating them cats.

452
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Speaker 1: You got the dough can you wear today? You eat

453
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Speaker 1: the eagles dots the dough. I came, motherfucking meat. I'm

454
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: not boy sitting you get you an Asian? Why not

455
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Speaker 1: duck sauce off? That motherfucker. I like Asian because they're

456
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: gonna take that much meat to make them on. And

457
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: everybody in the world no dub, I ain't got no meat.

458
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: But when I'm a little Asian, she thinks I'm twelve inches,

459
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Speaker 1: I'm bounding. I got it in her chies. You guy, right,

460
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Speaker 1: see it again on shoot you on you ain't yo,

461
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Speaker 1: God damn right.

462
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Speaker 2: You know what she really saying, black man, I thought

463
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Speaker 2: you had bigger than me.

464
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: Is small. But to me it sounds like she's saying

465
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Speaker 1: big and you did. Yeah, oh yeah. We go once

466
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Speaker 1: to a moment. February First, I'm in Minnieapolis. Grab them tickets.

467
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Speaker 1: Go to Bubba Doug n T dot com and you

468
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Speaker 1: can see what I man. This weekend, I'm in Sanday, Antonio, Texas.

469
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Speaker 1: Baby ye at the last I love. I'm Prime five show.

470
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Speaker 1: Here are two Friday, two Saturday, one Sunday. Grab them

471
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Speaker 1: tickets for your boy. If you know anybody down there

472
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Speaker 1: in San Antonio, Austin Chetown and you're looking for a show,

473
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Speaker 1: then come down, niggat each time, Bubba Dud gonna give you.

474
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you what you want. Believe you got Tomorrow, eat,

475
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Speaker 1: say grace, have a good time, and don't forget all

476
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Speaker 1: the games, all the football games on It's two games tomorrow.

477
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Speaker 1: Back the bad.

478
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Speaker 2: Then you got the NBA head, Yeah, you got the.

479
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Speaker 1: Sea. The rest down there right now, wearying Louis, Tom

480
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Speaker 1: sunders God, they say he ain't snowing in New York

481
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Speaker 1: If they ain't snowing them rests ran louvering Tom samdals

482
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Speaker 1: down there right now at Louis and Tom bullapoof fence.

483
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Speaker 1: You can't got swo with the New York rest them.

484
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: Mother fucker's brilliant. Who you think Roe, Jerry sign Field

485
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 1: show them damn rats dull be knowing what's going on?

486
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: And Trump. Let you know Trump ain't running this shit

487
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: no more. Elon Mother's love and this shit, big Musk.

488
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 1: If you ask me, Elon Musk got thirteen motherfucking kidders.

489
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 2: Do you hear me?

490
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: Elon must got thirteen motherfucking kids. If you don't think

491
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 1: Elon must have slept with one of them goddamn robots,

492
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: you're a damn lie. Elon make it love the one,

493
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: no mother, but he can build them. He can build whatever.

494
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: You won't want your money, you can mar you can

495
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: build a woman. How you warn them that kind of

496
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: motherfucking money? Who I wanna build me? And robot? I

497
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: want that Brich breast to spend like Jacob, I'm talking

498
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: about to seth j Lo. Come he damn it, come here.

499
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: I want motherfucker half ass. Like said, we're gonna b

500
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: William come in. I want one half eye. They said, dang,

501
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: but I can build a motherbucker. Well, I be making

502
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: love that road bout every mother fucking I'll fight an't

503
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: it over the robot. I never leave that robot under tended.

504
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: I go to work day month, wenna robot to be

505
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: in the car. We don't I go out there and

506
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: have luch with that robot. It takes the job the

507
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: live to get me off that road by night when

508
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm putting it in on shiit jamal, I'm not pulling shit, hey,

509
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: bro being that robot. We got a loft thing. We

510
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: got a love thing. Hey man. The time, man, I'm

511
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: enjoying myself. I hope y'all enjoy yourself tonight. Man. This

512
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: is what we do, man. We come together, We laugh,

513
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: we cry. Uh. You know a lot of our ancestors died. Man.

514
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: They put it on the line for us to for

515
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: equal you know, for equal rights. And you know us

516
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: as black people, man, you know we our history man.

517
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: You know we we had it rough, but we ain't

518
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: gonna cry by it. We're gonna keep moving on. We

519
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: can't hold none against Steve. White people right now because

520
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: they're gonna they ain't had nothing to do with this

521
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: the old timey mother and some of them didn't know

522
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: no better. They only grew up what they knowing, So

523
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: you can't grow up here. I hate white people hating

524
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: this colored people. It's okay. We're gonna make this shit better.

525
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: Like my friend Steve right now, he feels so bad

526
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: about what happened to his black folks. And say, Steve,

527
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: they ain't got nothing to do with you, bro, tell

528
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: your far fathers. But I understand you upsetting mag and all.

529
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what something you can do to

530
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: fix it? What can't I do? Dub, talk to me,

531
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: what can I do to at least help? Motherfucker? Look

532
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: in you work at the bank, right? Yes? How do

533
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: you a long officer? Right? They give me one point

534
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: five min I need to give me one point five man,

535
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to buy this goddamn hon and he got

536
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: them give me one point five million and got them.

537
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, I'm gonna work on goddamn.

538
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: And get the work and then, Steve, because god damn,

539
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: if this.

540
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: One point five million you don't come through next month,

541
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm guaranteed to tell salary ask me looking at black men?

542
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: I tell her you be looking at them black women.

543
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: How black man shit got you? Steve? I want that

544
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: wan't one five million. Y'all gonna know when I gig

545
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: it to y'all don't know when I get that motherfucking

546
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: one point five workers. Nigga do buying cadillacs, buying more

547
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: childret not me. I ain't buying shit, buying laying in bulls.

548
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: But you niggas but to start doing behind some laming

549
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: so they can't keep your ass up off in no where,

550
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: buy you some motherfucking lamb by you two or three

551
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: goddamn cows or whatever, and got damn do on bikes

552
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: away and keep your mind closed. What the hell I'm doing?

553
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait till tomorrow. I'm ready to eat. Definitely

554
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: not eating my grandma. How that's for damn. So I

555
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: went to call. She heard they got a bucket of chicken,

556
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: got inn eyed by just in case the food nasty

557
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: as usual. I only want that got them KFC chicken.

558
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be the only one down my grandma

559
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: how looking ugly and hungry. Dug got something to eat

560
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: in the car. I got something here in the car,

561
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna enjoy myself, and I won't try to

562
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: enjoy y'allself too. I really do gotta enjoy yourself. Uh

563
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: hell Noah was seeing today? Somebody ask me, will I

564
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: be eating at my grandma house? This shir hell No,

565
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm not eating that shit. I told my mama and

566
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: y'all brother cook and bring the food over the cut

567
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: and she doing the cooking. Hey, I'm not eating that shit.

568
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: Dog and y'all, y'all, I'm wrong now, I got damn

569
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, Mama, you can't make me eat that shit.

570
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm a wron mather fucking man, and I'm glad I'm

571
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: wrong now. I been mean to tell my whole motherfucking

572
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: family something. Y'all can kiss my ages every time something

573
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: pop up. Y'all wanna call me, can pay for it.

574
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: I beat damn you, nigga better go And y'all got

575
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: damn pictures.

576
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: Let's take old word. They pinching, y'all, nigga better go

577
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: on y'all pictures the farm one can for money. Stop

578
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: calling me asking me for money. This y'all got kids

579
00:31:55,520 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: two congross, take me all the my money. They gonna

580
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: get it when I'm digging gone. They gonna get all

581
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: my money. Y'all not getting ship from me. This money

582
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: for my girls. I'm stashing dig up for my third

583
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: bro so they won't have to ask no bullshit. Add

584
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: Nickel for nothing, alive real talt so much say Grandma

585
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: got her and road shit for real tale Man. I'm

586
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 1: hating on my Lakers, man, I'm hating on my Lakers. Man.

587
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,959
Speaker 1: That's one thing I am lawyer too, is the Lakers.

588
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: You know I love them. That Bronnie James Jers. You

589
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, Bugget it's the buggy Meton

590
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: bore On May fifty million out brunning in Jersey sales.

591
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: Say what you want about that motherfucker. He'll money make.

592
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: And that's what this game about. It is about making money.

593
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: It's entertainment, man. They ain't about your game no more.

594
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: It's about your change. That's what it's about. Thank y'all

595
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: for two and in the night, man, gonna crook with

596
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: Eve with you Moore I just want to check in.

597
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: Make sure y'all good. Say I be Marry Christmas, your people,

598
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: your jerseys will be a real soon. I promise you that.

599
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: Keep doing what you doing, keep pushing Merry Christmas. Merry

600
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: Christmas to each and everybody that's watching this show. Shirt

601
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: this show, y'all, shirt this episode with your friends and family.

602
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: Can continue to let them know about me. Make sure

603
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: you can hit the light button if it's all aft,

604
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: make sure you can hit the light, but real talk,

605
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: that's that's the last thing you can do. If you

606
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: watch something, if I can made it your laugh. At

607
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: least you could do is hit the light but not

608
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: need it for the algorithm. So I can start being

609
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: recommended because the world need to see this kind of shit.

610
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: They ain't getting this shit on he spinning where he is? Man,

611
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: don't y'all want dub on the beech screen? Man a

612
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: real nigga fight y'all who come from the mother, don't

613
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: y'all want we on the bee stream? Will help me out?

614
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: Real talk, peace, God bless him out it