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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of t

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Speaker 1: d Z Shredder's retrench That is courtesy of Miguel Save

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Speaker 1: savedra Um. Good game. That name. I thought that was

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Speaker 1: one of the sequel movies. It was not a huge

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Speaker 1: Ninja turtle Head just missed me. Yeah, I was. I

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Speaker 1: You know, that was just like it's like imprinted on

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Speaker 1: me obviously. You know, the very uh delicate handling of

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Speaker 1: Japanese culture in the show also made me a fan

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Speaker 1: of UM. I am Jack that is Miles and these

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Speaker 1: are some things that are trending. Um. We want to

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Speaker 1: do a little quick foreign policy check in with Joe Biden. Yeah, Joe,

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Speaker 1: I just want to play this clip um of of

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Speaker 1: Joe Byron just from the campaign trail um in the

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Speaker 1: Year of Our Lord talking about Saudi Arabia, and I

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Speaker 1: would make it very clear we were not going to

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Speaker 1: in fact sell more weapons to them. We were gonna

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Speaker 1: in fact make them pay the price and make them

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Speaker 1: in fact the pariah that they are. There's very little

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Speaker 1: social redeeming value of the in the present government in

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Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia. Um, cut to today or this week, being like, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Saudi Arabia real quick, holler atom

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Speaker 1: about some other stuff, when really we know it's you know,

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Speaker 1: your your your your backs against the wall. You're trying

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Speaker 1: to go there to try and seek some maybe cheaper oil. Uh,

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Speaker 1: maybe the military industrial complex said, hey, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean you're gonna stop selling weapons to our number one

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Speaker 1: your ass over there. Um, so I just touched the ORB.

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Speaker 1: Joe over here, you can touch the ORB. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was that was the Trump Saudi trip, right where they

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Speaker 1: were touching the ORB. I think it may have been

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Speaker 1: there or cut her, but yeah, it was. It was definitely.

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Speaker 1: Uh it was a very interesting photo, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just another moment where you realize that

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Speaker 1: it's it's sure it's uh beneficial to say one thing

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Speaker 1: on the campaign campaign trail and use such forceful language

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Speaker 1: when you're talking about like yeah, oh right, the murder

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Speaker 1: of like Jamala, show us like an American or like

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Speaker 1: the war and Yemen. I don't know if you've actually

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Speaker 1: uttered those words, but you know. Then it comes down to,

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Speaker 1: oh god, okay, I whenever, but if I need something,

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Speaker 1: then it's easy for me to completely flip flap. Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Where do you think he's falling short? Exactly? Remember when

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Speaker 1: we talked about him, Yeah exactly. Yeah, like name name

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Speaker 1: a policy where he's falling short? Name it? Um? Okay. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling is all so trending. Oh thank god because

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Speaker 1: he is playing Ken in the upcoming Barbie movie. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: Greti Gerwig is writing directing, I believe, and we have

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Speaker 1: we have a photo of him and he looks hot.

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Speaker 1: I think pretty. How do you get your fucking abs

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Speaker 1: to look like this at the age of forty one?

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Speaker 1: He's he's pretty shredded. Speaking of Shredder, he's Shredders retrench.

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Speaker 1: This man is Shredder's retrench up here. Um this is

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Speaker 1: this is yeah, I this is my thing. I get

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Speaker 1: the appeal of Like Ryan Gosling, he's very handsome, but

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Speaker 1: he doesn't look like a Kendall to me. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I was saying this to Becca right before we

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Speaker 1: Kendall to me. But I get obviously he ain't You've

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Speaker 1: been pushing Y's hammer to be asked in every movie

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Speaker 1: that we bring he was canceled because I might give

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Speaker 1: him another chance. He might be a cannibal allegedly. Um,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I feel like but again, I also see

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Speaker 1: they Ry Gosling's hair is like dyed uh, platinum blonde,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. This feels like I'm wondering slash hoping,

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Speaker 1: and I feel pretty confident that this might be that.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this is Jack's speculation on movies that

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Speaker 1: what if they did this with this movie? Um that

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Speaker 1: It does feel like this could be from a What's

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Speaker 1: This looks like it could be from a Verhoven movie

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Speaker 1: And he his outfit is uh, you know, jeans slung

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Speaker 1: a gene a gene vest um. So I can't wait

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Speaker 1: And if it is, you heard it here first exactly.

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Speaker 1: Semi intelligent actors don't take roles that would set them back.

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Speaker 1: Mhm um the Santists. Um, it's kind of Santists dude.

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Speaker 1: The dude and he's like, yeah, I might, I might

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Speaker 1: them try to cancel me because he knew a story

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Speaker 1: Just listen to this response though, from Rhonda Santis upon

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Speaker 1: hearing Hey, Elon Musk said he'd vote for you? Was

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Speaker 1: that Ted Cruz telling him that? Is this? He's I'm sorry, Elon.

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Speaker 1: So what I would say, um, you know, I'm focused

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Speaker 1: And again I think it only adds to the increasing

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Speaker 1: He looked like it's like, you know, what is he

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Speaker 1: Would you you run with me? M? So we will see.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, love way of ignorant fucking jokery from a governor.

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Speaker 1: That's funny because we're all racist here. So that's good, right,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break, we'll come back.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk Internet Explorer. I know you've all been begging

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Speaker 1: for it. Here we go right back and we're back, um,

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Speaker 1: and it's time to it's time to bid a d

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Speaker 1: to UH Internet Explore Microsoft Internet Explorer. I feel like

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Speaker 1: stuff in a school library on uh is Can it

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Speaker 1: a day? Because it says as of today, Microsoft will

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Speaker 1: no longer support the once dominant browser that faith and

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Speaker 1: I love this description that faded away as users found faster, less,

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Speaker 1: crash prone alternatives. So yeah, windmill on their casket one

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Speaker 1: last time. But yeah, damn, I can't remember last time.

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Speaker 1: last time anybody used Internet Explorer? Like reach out, let

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Speaker 1: us know where? Wait are people? I remember being a

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Speaker 1: I'm still using it, but um that that's about as

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Speaker 1: just like it's it's a smoother experience. Like don't you

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Speaker 1: because they already were like, yeah, I know how to

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Speaker 1: use the Internet. I open up in like what what Chrome? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: love to visit. Chrome doesn't say hello or a goodbye

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Speaker 1: shout out all the Netscape Navigator fans too. You know,

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Speaker 1: is that still being supported? No? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. Damn yeah, not in Obama's America,

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Speaker 1: say that much. Kim kay is trending. People are pissed

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Speaker 1: because in America, objects matter more than anything else. Um So,

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Speaker 1: Um that I've been told as iconic. I did not.

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Speaker 1: like it's a particularly the handler of like the Monroe

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Speaker 1: This thing's all damaged. This is more than just a dress. Um.

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Speaker 1: It's right here you go. I gotta go cool, cool, cool, cool. Um.

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Speaker 1: general pop culture knowledge, Zendaya is not pregnant is one

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Speaker 1: piece of news. But UH is trending. UM, so that's good.

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Speaker 1: Buzz light Year, UH is trending because it's coming out

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: you don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will

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Speaker 1: talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,