Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two eighty one,
Speaker 1: Episode one of Dirtyish Guys production of iHeartRadio. This is
Speaker 1: the podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
Speaker 1: shared consciousness. It's Monday, March twenty seven, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: My name's Jack O'Brien AKA. We go to a party
Speaker 1: with everyone arguing. Our beautiful friend group is walking right
Speaker 1: towards me, and then they ask me do you want
Speaker 1: to fight? And I say yes, We're all very horny
Speaker 1: to night. That's courtesy a Lockaroni on the Discord in
Speaker 1: reference to Miles, did you miss all the whole? Like
Speaker 1: New York magazine article about new rules for etiquette, and
Speaker 1: that like a couple of good ones, but one of
Speaker 1: them was just don't use your friends as four play.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read it word for word. It's one paragraph.
Speaker 1: Put it. It doesn't make if as a couple you
Speaker 1: start an argument in the middle of a group of friends,
Speaker 1: that group of friends may start looking a lot like
Speaker 1: potential allies. Resist that urge. Do not attempt to shore
Speaker 1: up support. Do not ask, if you are clearly in
Speaker 1: the right, continue debating with your significant other. If you
Speaker 1: must believe the others out of it. Your addiction to
Speaker 1: argument isn't everyone else's kink. So it's just an interpretation
Speaker 1: of people having arguments around their friends as like some
Speaker 1: horny like group sex. That person has not been to therapy.
Speaker 1: I know the total breakdown in communication skills in which
Speaker 1: the other people are trying to find outside like third
Speaker 1: party opinions to whether or not they're right. Guys, they're
Speaker 1: not horny, They're they're trying to get everyone horned up,
Speaker 1: get everyone involved in their weird kink fetish dude way
Speaker 1: that he's like, apparently he forgot to pay the electric
Speaker 1: build two months in a row. I was like, my
Speaker 1: zick was a blow off. How fucking irresponsible he is?
Speaker 1: I love that show when they do that. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: thorough to be joined once again by my co host
Speaker 1: mister Miles being a blown out, blow out, blow out,
Speaker 1: blow out bugging not again, shorty, when bop splat me
Speaker 1: and my duke sweet gotta mop that when wife's plenty.
Speaker 1: We do cop that so much, Dukie, you can't stop now?
Speaker 1: When'd you get them dirty draws with the doodoe win
Speaker 1: it with the spell so fast like the devil does
Speaker 1: shit it okay, shout out to Christie. I'm a Gucci
Speaker 1: man for that Ludicris roll out blow out inspired aka
Speaker 1: egg oh Man and who them girls do? Anyway? Blow
Speaker 1: out anyways about those diapers and form the guy's child
Speaker 1: who fucking was like, He's like, hey, man, I want
Speaker 1: I want you to have to talk about something you
Speaker 1: want to give you. Hey, hey dad, here's something for
Speaker 1: you to talk about. It not a full book, but
Speaker 1: like the kind where you knew the vibrations were so
Speaker 1: intense that you're like, this is ruined. This diaper has
Speaker 1: been ruined. So anyway, rush to a dark room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: shout up. I also heard wopple House that account go
Speaker 1: got got so now you gotta your your new your
Speaker 1: burner at your other accounts. I'm like, bro, I leave
Speaker 1: for two seconds and he already out here, you know,
Speaker 1: doing the lord's work with one of the best follows
Speaker 1: on Twitter though, So if you're following him the wopple House,
Speaker 1: go find him. Well now it's oh I think it
Speaker 1: is oh shit, it for the DT, right, I think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Shid we'll have it'll be my
Speaker 1: media that I'm in jail. Yeah, it's oh s h
Speaker 1: I DT okay, they're just a community service announcement. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of oh shit it you guys, it's a banger.
Speaker 1: Just miles a second episode back. But we thought he
Speaker 1: was ready. We had to do it to him. We
Speaker 1: had to do it to them. We're thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined by the cold Brew Cracking as producer justin. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, as we were letting him into the chat,
Speaker 1: he was like, unleash, unleash the cracking, unleash the Coldbrew.
Speaker 1: Mister Colebrew got me like the advice king. The poetry
Speaker 1: window was open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft. Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? Thank you so much, Jack, thank you for that.
Speaker 1: That's like you know when you see a stand up
Speaker 1: and they play like enter Sandman or something and they're
Speaker 1: coming on stage and then it goes away. Everybody's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it's a comedy show. It is that. There
Speaker 1: is that moment. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: We're like the song comes on, you feel like you're
Speaker 1: in a baseball game because you're like, oh here it
Speaker 1: comes to ba oh yeah, and then you got like
Speaker 1: the music fades down. You're like, all right, y'all. How
Speaker 1: are you guys doing to night? How you guys doing tonight?
Speaker 1: All right, you guys on some dates tonight. Like it's like,
Speaker 1: what do you do, sir? Yeah? God you do? What
Speaker 1: about you here? What's up with a grateful dead in town?
Speaker 1: Come on? Come on? Hey am I right? Come on?
Speaker 1: Like he was going hard with that ACDC. That's how
Speaker 1: it felt. That's how it felt. That was such action.
Speaker 1: That was an incredible fucking rap by by Miles there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was. I felt like I was at a show.
Speaker 1: Yeah all I can all I can talk about now
Speaker 1: his feces and breast mill. So I wanted that show
Speaker 1: to go on. I wanted to hear the rest of
Speaker 1: that song. Ye oh man, that was. I was actually
Speaker 1: opening for another comedian, That's what that song was. Gonna
Speaker 1: go Chris Croft and come to the stage, Bob Bob,
Speaker 1: Bob Bob. Yeah, hey, guys, he's sick of Republicans or
Speaker 1: what you're dancing and ludar Chris's role out, roll out,
Speaker 1: feel like they don't got a brain in their head.
Speaker 1: You guys heard about Mention Connell. Yeah, god damn it,
Speaker 1: that song was better, but back a Lizard, he like
Speaker 1: gets the thing wrong instead of turtle, he goes, he
Speaker 1: doesn't even have the like an iguana. Huh, oh man,
Speaker 1: I wish we were listening to informers. Still, yeah, ladies
Speaker 1: telling Chris crofton, oh man, this is gonna rule. So
Speaker 1: I grew up in Connecticut, doesn't Connecticut? You heard of
Speaker 1: the Vanderbilt Press. Okay? First, first of all, you can
Speaker 1: get my book on a website. Hold on, I have
Speaker 1: written down book after the same, like it after the day.
Speaker 1: W w W. Hold on some plugs. I'm gonen with
Speaker 1: some plugs really quick? What else do I have? What
Speaker 1: else do I have? What else? What else? What else?
Speaker 1: Find phone? First word? Yeah? First words? Or what else?
Speaker 1: First word? What else? Yeah, that's a that's a strong
Speaker 1: He went with the first word, what else? He went
Speaker 1: to what else? Open flashbacks in twenty fourteen Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: Me showing up age forty fucking god damn and uh
Speaker 1: age forty goddamn and uh you know, just entering, you know,
Speaker 1: Nashville legend showing up to yeah, start all over at
Speaker 1: open mics in Los Angeles at age forty five, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, one's what is everybody treating me like
Speaker 1: such a weirdo for why are these twenty two year
Speaker 1: olds fucking being such dicks? Like they're God, I can't
Speaker 1: believe why are these twenty two year old now old?
Speaker 1: I must have looked to them now old of forty
Speaker 1: five year old is when you're twenty two. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like being dead or a hundred. Although I remember
Speaker 1: when I was twenty two, everyone over the age of
Speaker 1: thirty seemed like the same amount of old. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: it was like thirty to sixty was just old. And
Speaker 1: I remember, like, I remember doing drugs with someone that
Speaker 1: was in their forties, and I couldn't believe that they did.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, yo, you your party. I'm like
Speaker 1: your forty though. They're like, yeah, dude, I'm my life's
Speaker 1: been fucked up for longer than you've been alive. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, cool, cool, No, got real
Speaker 1: dark on it, real grizzled. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: you're still doing drugs with twenty year olds in your
Speaker 1: in your forties. It's it's coming from a dark place. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: life's been fucked up since before you were shipping in
Speaker 1: diapers kids. Yeah, I was doing that in two thousand.
Speaker 1: I was doing that in two thousand eleven. Then I
Speaker 1: got my ship together and went straight to open mics.
Speaker 1: There it is back, all right, Chris. Let's uh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple
Speaker 1: of things we probably won't end up talking about today,
Speaker 1: but we could if we wanted to. Frances On too,
Speaker 1: because they have a protest culture and they have a
Speaker 1: fucked up president who did some fucked up shit, and
Speaker 1: they can do shit about that, so they burn it down.
Speaker 1: They burn it down, So we'll talk about that, why
Speaker 1: we're jealous. We'll talk about Milania, which she's been up to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know Baron, he's Miles is going to keep with
Speaker 1: his push to get Baron to start hooping. He I
Speaker 1: think something might. He's growing so big, I'm freaked out.
Speaker 1: Like every photo it's like, Oh, he's his mom's side.
Speaker 1: Oh he's Donald Trump's side. Oh he's taller than Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Oh he's seeing eye to eye with John Sally. Oh
Speaker 1: he's taller than the White House Christmas trees end up
Speaker 1: being too big for basketball. Yeah, he's like a roll
Speaker 1: doll character, the little boy who grew too big. He's Slovin.
Speaker 1: He's the least half Slovenian Luca, you know, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I mean, look it's there. So look if we got
Speaker 1: to see him in the league, let's see he doesn't
Speaker 1: look agile. To me, he does not look agile. Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: I know. Whenever you're dressed though, like Donald Trump, you
Speaker 1: will not there's no way to look at like even
Speaker 1: if you were fucking Usane bolt In like that pink
Speaker 1: tie and like black suit, you'd be like, I think
Speaker 1: that guy's mobility issues. He looks like a serial traveler
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, yeah, you have to dribble a traveler
Speaker 1: and he's like euro Step is kind of flagrant. Man
Speaker 1: that hello, don't call this anymore, but you just traveled
Speaker 1: through like a bullhorn, through like a bullhorn up to
Speaker 1: a building. Baron, you have to dribble twitter blue check
Speaker 1: mark bullshit. The regular blue check marks are going to
Speaker 1: be canceled on April first. What they do, what they
Speaker 1: say they hit? Oh man, you don't the regular blue
Speaker 1: check marks spicy for problematic as finn Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: But before we get taken away, what's something from your chest? Well, I,
Speaker 1: first of all, I think the blue shot I want.
Speaker 1: Those are all good topics, and I have like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna you know, because I'm a new kind of person,
Speaker 1: you know, since I've been a co host, you know,
Speaker 1: much calmer now and everything by topic. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm way less funny. Yeah, because well you sent me
Speaker 1: that document that said what the host are supposed to
Speaker 1: be and you said a lot less funny. Yeah, A
Speaker 1: lot of people don't know that. Anytime the co host
Speaker 1: is speaking, I'm making the wrap it up gesture in
Speaker 1: my zoom window too. I might as well tell the
Speaker 1: audience what happened. What happened was I was a co
Speaker 1: host on the show last time, yea not long ago
Speaker 1: with with Blair SACKI was the guest. So go check
Speaker 1: it out. It's really fun, absolutely great. And I just said,
Speaker 1: by mistake, before we started, I was saying, oh, I've
Speaker 1: been worried about this. I've been worried about being a
Speaker 1: host because I got to change my the way I am.
Speaker 1: I have to be Like what I meant to say
Speaker 1: was I need to be seventy five percent more professional,
Speaker 1: but instead I said I meant like calm down, and
Speaker 1: I said I be seventy five percent less funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I meant was just calmer, but you know it
Speaker 1: came out wrong. And then Jack like his zoom window
Speaker 1: went off and like crashing and stuff. Anyways, yelling at
Speaker 1: you with a hot mic up. Yeah yeah, and the
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio stock went way down and everything and um crap,
Speaker 1: plus the warm bells going off. Yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I just meant twenty five percent more professional. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I made so much money though a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and that the stock praised it. Oh fuck, yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew you were on. I was like, watch this, Watch
Speaker 1: this guy's child. You're paying for your college right here.
Speaker 1: Off this your own company. When I'm on the show,
Speaker 1: I like that, Hey, you got any good American? You
Speaker 1: got a bet against Row? We gotta short the crofton
Speaker 1: episode got texting me, is it super Bowl Sunday? And
Speaker 1: I was like, what is Miles talking about? He was like,
Speaker 1: because I just bought the dip. I was like, oh okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what he was talking about, but
Speaker 1: number town shit. So Here's what I'm I've got for
Speaker 1: you today is this is a thing that I've been
Speaker 1: I just found out about yesterday and I put it
Speaker 1: up on my Instagram as a colbrew got me like
Speaker 1: someone sent it to me and it's some guy named
Speaker 1: um I think his name is uh yes, Cedric Lorenzen.
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with this guy? He like has sex.
Speaker 1: He doesn't actually have sex with food, but he's like
Speaker 1: he's like a porno chef, like on Instagram. He has
Speaker 1: one point nine million followers. He he he like he
Speaker 1: makes like nineteen eighties desserts right that looked like they
Speaker 1: would have served a like Spago, you know, to like
Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson and Rebecca Brussard and like nineteen eight six.
Speaker 1: And he's like he basically like you know, he's always
Speaker 1: sucking on his fingers and he has no shirt on
Speaker 1: or he's wearing like a really crisp white Oxford and
Speaker 1: he's like squeezing you know, tomatoes oliver his chest like
Speaker 1: creme fresh. He's like straight up fingering like yeah, handlopes
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, he has one point nine million followers.
Speaker 1: He was like, Salt Bay, but I can I can
Speaker 1: do that better. He saw what Salt Bay was doing
Speaker 1: and was like, I'll make it here with the salt
Speaker 1: with salt thing. And he has like a pytail. He's
Speaker 1: He's the most infuriating person in hell. Man. We gotta
Speaker 1: bring back regular jobs, dude. This one video of he
Speaker 1: gotta get manufacturing back in this country. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: This man is dipping his ponytail and creme fresh. This
Speaker 1: guy's licking the beer foam and seen it grotesque way.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it reminds me of like ought to be funny.
Speaker 1: Like when I was a kid, I remember seeing beer
Speaker 1: foam and I was like, oh, I want to I
Speaker 1: want I want that part of the beer. I remember
Speaker 1: seeing like someone poor beer. Do you want to drink
Speaker 1: beer foam? And I understand the fascination of beer beer foam,
Speaker 1: but this guy is going to the next level by
Speaker 1: burying his face into the beer foam, Like why is
Speaker 1: he tucking in his pants? Oh my god, he's gonna
Speaker 1: I've seen this one. He's about to slap and yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like lags me. You see the way he dipped
Speaker 1: that pork belly. Oh okay, his fingers like it was
Speaker 1: molests a raw chicken. He fucking has a raw chicken
Speaker 1: and one of these things and they slaps it around
Speaker 1: and like, oh, I've seen this guy wait, why do
Speaker 1: you have to spit the fucking wait, Like, you gotta
Speaker 1: look at the one okay, the one where he makes
Speaker 1: this drink like he's like, it's it's it's a let's
Speaker 1: see if you're looking at this, if you're looking at
Speaker 1: the oh my god, what is this one where he's
Speaker 1: fingering a grape? Okay, that's a that's just him straight
Speaker 1: up fucking pretending that fruit is vaginas and like sticking
Speaker 1: his finger in him and and and people love it.
Speaker 1: I mean, like there are women who are in the
Speaker 1: comments like holy fuck, I can't go to work now
Speaker 1: because my pants fell off or whatever. And I mean,
Speaker 1: and then there's other people who are like other women
Speaker 1: who are like fucking fuck this, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Really fuck Like women are like either like yeah, I
Speaker 1: can watch you fuck this. It's like totally yeah. Oh
Speaker 1: that's why I didn't even think of that. He can
Speaker 1: be like yeah, behind the paywall, he can be like
Speaker 1: you should see what I do. Oh yeah, this man
Speaker 1: so much money behind a paywall. So and there's so
Speaker 1: that's what I like about it is he conflicted the
Speaker 1: audiences because it's really just like nine and a half
Speaker 1: weeks kind of thing, like the aesthetic, the way it's
Speaker 1: lit and everything. It's like as kind of right, it's like,
Speaker 1: and the desserts look like shit. It looks like somebody
Speaker 1: who get at a restaurant, like a Fusion restaurant in
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven. And he's so obviously cocky, and he's
Speaker 1: he looks like they Sometimes he just puts up pictures
Speaker 1: of himself walking around, you know, and he just looks
Speaker 1: like your average you know, nightmare bro, you know, aspiring
Speaker 1: influencer guy. And women love that. Some women are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want that creep. Here he is wearing a sweatshirt
Speaker 1: that says real men make you nut first? Is that
Speaker 1: what he said? Yeah? Seat and bring back post his
Speaker 1: bone appetite. We need to bring back manufacturing jobs. This
Speaker 1: is he I volunteer to be the fruit I identify
Speaker 1: as fruit. Now. Yeah, it's a smart insight because I
Speaker 1: think like we're losing all the sex in our movies.
Speaker 1: There's only like so the school is the way finger
Speaker 1: blasted this coconut. Oh that's the worst one. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: fucking scene right the right. Yeah, yeah, that's when he
Speaker 1: was like that too far? Oh my god, quick, whatever,
Speaker 1: get in, get in where you fit in. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a big market there because it's
Speaker 1: only like porn and then sexless superhero movies. So like
Speaker 1: this guy got in where he fit in. Like, so,
Speaker 1: what's the like gender flip version, like a woman having
Speaker 1: sex with a baseball or something. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like sporting equipment or we always get our people are
Speaker 1: have that when like women do anything with like macho stuff,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, have you seen the one chick goes
Speaker 1: the nine thousand guns and the big butt. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess maybe add sex to anything. And Jack Lorenz and
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do this rest of the the
Speaker 1: podcast Naked. This has given me some good ideas for
Speaker 1: the dailies, Like it's Refresh. That's my new Blebrew name.
Speaker 1: When I am drinking Colebrew, i am named Lorenz And
Speaker 1: if anyone addresses me differently, I will squirt them with
Speaker 1: with coconut crem Fresh. I mean as always a classic
Speaker 1: all time. You gotta watch the one though, where he
Speaker 1: makes the chocolate drink because he's acting so mucho. He's
Speaker 1: like sniffing absolute vodka and he does that thing where
Speaker 1: you make a triangle underneath your mouth and do the
Speaker 1: tongue thing like that. Really yeah, yeah, oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: goes yeah. Yeah. He's like some very like some of
Speaker 1: his very straightforward interpretations of sexual there's nothing happening. Is
Speaker 1: a virgin. He's a fucking virgin. And I think he's like,
Speaker 1: this guy's a virgin. He reminds me of that guy.
Speaker 1: Who's that guy that soccer player no x UFC guy
Speaker 1: was now in jail and Croatia or whatever. His name
Speaker 1: was Alex Andrew Andrew yea, yeah, Andrew Tay was definitely like, man,
Speaker 1: this guy's got his ship together. Yeah, he's fucking food.
Speaker 1: He thinks he's tough. Look, Ben diagram is if you
Speaker 1: like to eat and you like hard abs, you pull
Speaker 1: up to Cedric Cedric Lorenzen's page and you got it all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just mean that there's a lot of women who
Speaker 1: are like, now, this is what a real man does.
Speaker 1: But a real I mean, it's like, I don't you know,
Speaker 1: real men are asleep on the couch. Real men are
Speaker 1: disinterested in everything. And I just think, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I think. I feel now, I
Speaker 1: feel completely I'm all fun. I'm impressed by this guy's bit.
Speaker 1: I think he's got a good angle. I'm impressed by it.
Speaker 1: I like that his first post, Like, if you scroll
Speaker 1: all the way back, whoa this? What is this? Is
Speaker 1: his first post? It's him in a baby kangaroo and
Speaker 1: he says, come here, cunt. Okay, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: this guy? This is his first page? That's not him,
Speaker 1: is it? That's a twelve? I think it maybe him
Speaker 1: as a baby or some shit. Oh he's like twenty
Speaker 1: year old and so first. Oh no, it's anyway back Thursday,
Speaker 1: five years ago. Anyway, shout out to Cedric true hero.
Speaker 1: Fucking you gotta start. You need you need to fucking
Speaker 1: counter account where it's you doing sexy cold bruise there
Speaker 1: you go, yeah, like putting like yeah, like it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like this is so obvious, Like I don't even
Speaker 1: know how to It's like if yeah, like my my
Speaker 1: version of the account would be like filling like a
Speaker 1: trombone with whipped cream or something like just like putting,
Speaker 1: putting cherries and like a sewer pipe and being like
Speaker 1: get it. I mean, you're gonna sit here and tell
Speaker 1: me that your interest in mud larking wasn't erotic at all.
Speaker 1: Come on, no, except for like sometimes they do find
Speaker 1: sex stuff in the mud. Yeah, of course, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: Chris just took a big swig of what I have
Speaker 1: to assume as coldbrew. Oh yeah, it's my brand. I
Speaker 1: got my own brand now, Yeah, said Drick Lorenzen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is overrated? Chris? Overrated? Is
Speaker 1: this is sort of a serious one, A little bit
Speaker 1: um just overrated? Is being sort of being arch being
Speaker 1: being ironic, being being being over it? Mm hmm. Wait
Speaker 1: this is you for a long time, Chris, What's this?
Speaker 1: Was you for a long time. I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 1: accomplished this. I'm saying something you could aspire to. Wait,
Speaker 1: so what do you mean by this? Like just someone
Speaker 1: who's just got just completely like nothing moves them. Everything's
Speaker 1: like that whatever I want or just like being like
Speaker 1: Republicans are trying to like fucking do this, They're trying
Speaker 1: to take over democratic legislatures. But whatever, Like I know
Speaker 1: about it, I know it sucks. That isn't just another
Speaker 1: ystopia two point or you know you haven't accepted it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean what of course they are. Of course they are.
Speaker 1: Let's go get a fucking lante though, yeah, or if
Speaker 1: you're even commenting on it right now, actually dumb because
Speaker 1: it's not about this for fifteen years, two people with
Speaker 1: stainless steel refrigerators hanging off a climbing wall being like,
Speaker 1: did you hear the Republicans are taking over the legislature? Tag?
Speaker 1: What did you think was gonna happen? So I watched
Speaker 1: let me find the name of it? I watched on
Speaker 1: Criterion Channel last night, the James Baldwin documentary, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: called ticket, Price of the Ticket, I think it's called
Speaker 1: And it was the most inspiring you know he is
Speaker 1: if anyone doesn't know who James Baldwin is, author African
Speaker 1: American gay author started writing in the twenties. First wrote
Speaker 1: about homosexuality in fifty five. Very early. It was like
Speaker 1: a big deal, but kind of like a reserved guy,
Speaker 1: like he grew up poor, real poor, but but outspoken.
Speaker 1: And he also was a preacher when he was very young,
Speaker 1: and so he was really eloquent when he spoke. He
Speaker 1: ended up involved in the civil rights movement. He moved
Speaker 1: to France because it was such a hard it was
Speaker 1: so hard to be black and gay or just playing
Speaker 1: black in America in the fifties. So he moved to
Speaker 1: France and actually thrived. But he didn't want to be
Speaker 1: in France. He wanted to be in the United States really,
Speaker 1: but he had to be in France because because but
Speaker 1: he also was like, well in French, in France, they
Speaker 1: like us. And in my Angelus in the Dock just
Speaker 1: came out in eighty nine, so it shot on sixteen millimeter,
Speaker 1: was beautiful and uh and um my Angelous just mentioned
Speaker 1: she said that, you know, said it so plainly. She said,
Speaker 1: in France, black Americans were safe because they didn't have
Speaker 1: any guilt about slavery in France. So so the target
Speaker 1: of their resentment was not Black Americans. The target of
Speaker 1: their resentment was Algerians, right, which which James Baldwin identified
Speaker 1: with even back then and said, they're us, they're us
Speaker 1: in France, Like, I'm not blind to the fact that
Speaker 1: France is that France is safer for me because they
Speaker 1: don't have this white hatred of black people. Because black
Speaker 1: people remind whites of their own sins. That's not the
Speaker 1: case in France. The people that remind France of their
Speaker 1: own sins as Algerians. Well, because the Algerians were a colony. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the other French he's in Africa, but yes, yeah, and
Speaker 1: that but that was just uh to me. That movie
Speaker 1: was inspiring in the sense that there is like this.
Speaker 1: This was like Martin Luther King was assassinated. I mean
Speaker 1: this only this came up in the documentary because he
Speaker 1: was friends with doctor King, he was friends with he
Speaker 1: marched on Selma, and he was at all that stuff,
Speaker 1: and he knew Martin Luther King, he knew Malcolm X,
Speaker 1: he knew Um, I don't know if you knew Medgar Evers.
Speaker 1: But that stuff devastated him and made him very angry.
Speaker 1: But he never stopped being optimistic. And that was a
Speaker 1: point of people kept trying to especially white critics, kept
Speaker 1: trying to say, oh, he's just turning into a polemicist.
Speaker 1: He's he's bitter, he's you know that since the civil
Speaker 1: rights stuff, he's just become like this propagandist and he's
Speaker 1: in rage. And he was like, I'm never He's like,
Speaker 1: I've never and all his friends said he was always mad.
Speaker 1: He was never bitter. He was always angry because he
Speaker 1: thought people could do better. What he talked about mostly
Speaker 1: was unless we get together and stop all this individualism
Speaker 1: and everybody being over it and having their own little
Speaker 1: ecosystem in their head where they know this and they
Speaker 1: know that and they get all this personal pleasure from
Speaker 1: ambition and everything. He said to get where we need
Speaker 1: to be. He didn't imply that we're going to get there,
Speaker 1: but he said we got to try. And he said,
Speaker 1: but the price we have to pay is enormous to
Speaker 1: go from individual to collective, because you have to abandon
Speaker 1: all your fucking self seeking, which is the most Americans
Speaker 1: have been sold this idea that there's nobody happier than
Speaker 1: the Marlborough man, the guys standing all by himself. That
Speaker 1: guy's supposed to be the happy guy surrounded by nothing,
Speaker 1: just me and my steers. Yes, and all the fools
Speaker 1: of fell for that are the ones that are storming
Speaker 1: the capital being like, why do I feel like shit?
Speaker 1: Will somebody did this to me? And it's like, no,
Speaker 1: fucking Daniel Boone did this to you. Fucking Marlborough man
Speaker 1: did this to you. Capitalism trying to sell every person
Speaker 1: a toaster. Instead of seven people sharing one toaster, you
Speaker 1: get everybody be in the Marlborough Man. Everybody needs their
Speaker 1: own toaster. Yeah, so Jackson, what the fuck are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I mean the coconuts to James Baldwin, I
Speaker 1: love it. The spectrum on the show, Jackson doing that
Speaker 1: wrap it up. Oh so it thumbs up. With the
Speaker 1: other hand, this is great stuff. But so anyway, I go,
Speaker 1: if you can get to watch that, it's just about
Speaker 1: it's a it's beautiful anyway, it's a. It's it's inspiring
Speaker 1: in the sense that, like, I understand that this all
Speaker 1: is overwhelming, and I feel the same. And I think
Speaker 1: that James Baldwin was also honest. He wasn't like I'm
Speaker 1: doing this, I'm fixing this. He's just saying we need
Speaker 1: to try, you know. And he was serious. He was intellectual,
Speaker 1: he was not afraid to be serious. He was also
Speaker 1: funny and cool. But he was also like, I'm putting
Speaker 1: myself out there because not because I'm bitter, but the opposite,
Speaker 1: I'm hopeful, right, And so that just made me think
Speaker 1: of all this shit that's going on in Tennessee, because
Speaker 1: I'm in tennis See now, you know, and it's like
Speaker 1: this shit is they're trying to roll back civil rights.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what they're trying to do. And it
Speaker 1: was just a minute ago. So we're letting, you know,
Speaker 1: we we can't let this happen. It was like Martin
Speaker 1: Luther King was assassinated one year before I was born. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I am setting eight years old, but but
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it was a minute ago,
Speaker 1: and they're already they've already overturned the Voting Rights Act there.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like happening. And if you can
Speaker 1: roll your eyes and drink paps, blue ribbon and stuff,
Speaker 1: but that's not helping really, and you know I know that,
Speaker 1: and I'm the guy who did it for years, so
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not I'm not yelling at anybody. I
Speaker 1: just thought that documentary made me want to write more
Speaker 1: and made me want to fucking speak the truth more.
Speaker 1: And he was in such danger. I'm just some fucking
Speaker 1: white guy. I mean, James Baldwin was fucking taking a
Speaker 1: chance and he and he lived a long life and
Speaker 1: had a lot of beautiful friends that supported him. And yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: I think it to write up in the Price of
Speaker 1: the James Baldwin on Criterion, but I'm sure you can
Speaker 1: get it off you know, YouTube or whatever. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you can get on PBS two. Yeah it was originally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a knockout movie. I mean it's it's only
Speaker 1: an hour and a half long. But I could watch
Speaker 1: it again because also just James Baldwin's like fucking just
Speaker 1: dealing with a guy that's smart. Oh yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he's quote smart. He was like a time traveler. I mean,
Speaker 1: like it also just shows you, like you're saying, like
Speaker 1: the complexity of all of these issues or dealing with
Speaker 1: and how they just how they've blasted for so long,
Speaker 1: but the observations are still the same, and you know
Speaker 1: how you know, pressing a lot of his words are
Speaker 1: really truly brilliant. People rarely are they're they're not the
Speaker 1: ones who are smug and disconnected from the world. They're
Speaker 1: usually very engaged, inspired by and you know, not always optimistic,
Speaker 1: I guess, but just trying to like engage with the
Speaker 1: world around them. And but yeah, I think you're right
Speaker 1: that there is this fashionable idea of like that's smart
Speaker 1: and witty to just be over it and dismissive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's just a way to deal with your
Speaker 1: powerlessness over and it is unable. Yeah, much easier to
Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, I know. So it's really me
Speaker 1: talking to myself right now. I mean, because I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm there, you know, I'm like laying right. I mean,
Speaker 1: I might not be cynical. I never have been cynical.
Speaker 1: I've always been hopeful. But but but I do end
Speaker 1: up like sleeping fucking an extra five hours because I
Speaker 1: think about the news, you know, Like, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not easy, but I just think like the idea of
Speaker 1: like liberals is sort of I don't know, it's just
Speaker 1: like we we have to be earnest, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: sometimes yeah, yeah, it's not enough just to well, I
Speaker 1: think it's easier for some people to be like yeah,
Speaker 1: I know than to really actually know and feel it
Speaker 1: in their fucking bones. They can read ahead line and
Speaker 1: like sort of you know, intellectually understand, but then it's
Speaker 1: a whole other level of engagement to be like that's
Speaker 1: so fucking bad that something has to be done and
Speaker 1: it needs to be talked about, versus being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a bad thing. I get that, but I don't
Speaker 1: have the energy or will to engage with it because
Speaker 1: it's it's just too much. And I totally see why.
Speaker 1: You know, earnestness people are just so funny. People don't.
Speaker 1: People are just like because it's memetime, you know, it's
Speaker 1: Internet time. Everybody's a dope, you know. I mean it's
Speaker 1: like two seconds you try and be earnest for two
Speaker 1: seconds and fifteen people hit you with some really funny
Speaker 1: shit it with twelve memes and make you feel like
Speaker 1: an idiot, you know, and they're good. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it's post apocalyptic sense of humor that's going on. It's incredible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like you know, like there's a meme of like SpongeBob,
Speaker 1: the the SpongeBob saying the SpongeBob, SpongeBob, the sponge the SpongeBob.
Speaker 1: But it's a float in a parade, like a floating float,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, flat like a balloon float. Bullshit, said
Speaker 1: Rick Lorenzen here Live from the Marshmallow. How it hideout?
Speaker 1: So it said, it was just you can see the
Speaker 1: flame in the balloon. You know, it was like a
Speaker 1: hot air balloon, right. Yeah, I love that. This is
Speaker 1: my life. Can't explain things, Debra knows already what they are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it said oh no, hell naw, hell no. The
Speaker 1: meme said on it it was just a picture of
Speaker 1: that with a flame under sponge SpongeBob and it said,
Speaker 1: hell naw, they burning sponge bob sd u n h pussy.
Speaker 1: Hell naw, they burning SpongeBob's pussy. That's the funniest fucking thing.
Speaker 1: I laughed so goddamn heart at that, even though it's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just hell naw, they burn in smirket Bobs just just
Speaker 1: just said like you can get caught hookie of that
Speaker 1: ship and just everything. Yeah, yeah, I know, like there's
Speaker 1: a it's very seductive a lot of the like apocalyptic humors,
Speaker 1: like we're oh, it's all gallows humor. Now. It reminds
Speaker 1: me of like all these brand movies that are coming
Speaker 1: out that I'm going to love, like that are like
Speaker 1: the Air Jordan origin story, the Flaming Hot Cheetoh's origin story,
Speaker 1: and they're all like good, I'm gonna like go and
Speaker 1: be like that's actually good, guys, that's actually really yeah, Tetris,
Speaker 1: that's just the Actually you should actually check it out,
Speaker 1: like it's it's a bummer, but yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: see I said on my tweet. I said on my tweet. Friends,
Speaker 1: I said on a tweet that I published on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I said that I would rather see jen Air.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are familiar with the Stove,
Speaker 1: but I'd rather see the jen Air story than the
Speaker 1: Jen Air then I would, yeah, more than I'd like
Speaker 1: to see fucking ben Affleck Affleck in another goddamn wig
Speaker 1: Rgo part two. Yeah, cool go as the worst movie
Speaker 1: I ever saw her life even called leg store. What
Speaker 1: is something you think is underrated? Oh, we're doing that again?
Speaker 1: I thought it was out of the picture crap, underrated,
Speaker 1: We were done with that. I thought that was for
Speaker 1: some reason. I thought that, oh, myth is gone too
Speaker 1: much time already. So why don't we just go away?
Speaker 1: Why don't we just go past that? How about the
Speaker 1: underrated James underrated? There we go? Yes, oh yeah you
Speaker 1: don't know? Yeah? Absolutely, yeah, it is underrated. And I
Speaker 1: gotta catch up. On the reading part. I have a
Speaker 1: tendency to to to learn about the people and not
Speaker 1: read the books. So it made me want to catch
Speaker 1: maybe want to read James Baldwin books, you know. And
Speaker 1: and uh see a play. They kept showing parts of
Speaker 1: this play that he put on called them, Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's called like anyway that it looked like the best
Speaker 1: play in the wor world. Yeah, it was done by
Speaker 1: it was like about race and it was done by
Speaker 1: these fucking dead serious actors from the actor's studio back then.
Speaker 1: You know, like where is this seriousness? That's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. You see these actors and it's like this
Speaker 1: isn't like now, it's like a Broadway play there, Like
Speaker 1: is there enough gas in Godzilla? I mean, like that's
Speaker 1: what's happening. I got to all the music look pretty
Speaker 1: good though I used to hear it's getting good reviews.
Speaker 1: The Swiss is the Swiss man who's running Godzilla ready
Speaker 1: with his computers. Well, the last time Chris was on,
Speaker 1: he recommended All the Beauty in the Bloodshed, which I
Speaker 1: finally watched recently and it is an absolute like mind
Speaker 1: blowing knockout documentary. So I will confirm this recommendation. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad that was Man, I can't name
Speaker 1: that movie to save my life. Still, I'm always like
Speaker 1: all the all the guts and stuff, everybody's mad, and
Speaker 1: the everybody's mad and they because of all the sounded
Speaker 1: the sound in the fury, all the anger and the loudness. Yeah, France, Hey,
Speaker 1: speaking of France, Hey, fucking I mean, I'm glad that
Speaker 1: somebody's around miles the year back to appreciate these segues
Speaker 1: speaking of France. Yeah, I mean that was pretty seamless,
Speaker 1: though he probably France right, heard of it, heard of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was there in nineteen ninety. Hell yeah, yeah, you were,
Speaker 1: so there were I was there, man, in ninety. End
Speaker 1: of last week there were demonstrations that saw more than
Speaker 1: a million people taking a stand against mccrone's government. There
Speaker 1: were more than two hundred protests across the country. Nine
Speaker 1: hundred and three fires lit in the streets of Paris alone.
Speaker 1: I love where that stat who's the fucking fire counter?
Speaker 1: I don't know they got one? Yeah, there's another one. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you at? Six hundred two? Okay, keep going,
Speaker 1: keep going. They must be really angry. It's probably some
Speaker 1: NEPO baby doing the counting too. Yeah, like he's undercounting
Speaker 1: the fires. You gotta get those fires numbers. Gerard DU's
Speaker 1: nephew is. But this is all due to mccrone's pension
Speaker 1: reform bill, which would raise the legal age of retirement
Speaker 1: from sixty two to sixty four, all well below what
Speaker 1: it is in the US. And also we don't really
Speaker 1: have an official age of retirement in the US. When
Speaker 1: do we need to look at our look at our congress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's crazy. It's wild because you know,
Speaker 1: this is not for someone who's fucking sixty one right now,
Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck are you doing? You're adding
Speaker 1: three more fucking years right now. I was about to
Speaker 1: fucking cash out, because again, they have a really really
Speaker 1: wonderful retirement system compared to the United States, and the
Speaker 1: French really have like it's it's a point of pride.
Speaker 1: But also their work life balance is so important. I
Speaker 1: was listening to I Forget, like one of the news shows,
Speaker 1: and they were talking to the protests on the street,
Speaker 1: and person after person was like, we really value the
Speaker 1: idea that there is a work life balance that is
Speaker 1: really important. And I'm like hearing that, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a take that's only starting to gain steam in
Speaker 1: the United States of people being like militant or not.
Speaker 1: I'm less say a militant, but like drawing a hard line,
Speaker 1: like underneath this idea that I'm not going to toil
Speaker 1: and have my labor exploited till the fucking till I
Speaker 1: literally collapse. There's gonna be a fucking sunset to this.
Speaker 1: And the fact that he goes and wants to unilaterally
Speaker 1: do this because he did it, he completely went around
Speaker 1: a parliamentary vote and just like invoked these special powers.
Speaker 1: The president has to be like, yeah, all right, pushed
Speaker 1: it through, deal with it, and now it's you got
Speaker 1: I mean, you have to be militant because they're relentless
Speaker 1: about trying to take away the work life balance across
Speaker 1: the world, anything that's plugged into the global economy. And
Speaker 1: I feel like this is going to be used is
Speaker 1: being used by the mainstream media for photo ops to
Speaker 1: be like look at this chaos, aren't you glad you
Speaker 1: live in America? Being the subtext, And I feel like
Speaker 1: the answer should be no, no, look at what they're
Speaker 1: fighting for, like this is how, this is how you
Speaker 1: buy that this country free. And it's just getting worse
Speaker 1: for older people in this country, Like it's not gonna
Speaker 1: it's gonna deteriorate much quicker. And the situation is already
Speaker 1: like it's hard to even compare with retirees life look
Speaker 1: like fucking twenty years ago and what it looks like today.
Speaker 1: You know, like you think about all the like roving
Speaker 1: people who are like you know, like chasing the seasonal
Speaker 1: work and shit like that. Living in RVs as like
Speaker 1: a way to quote retire but still be working. And
Speaker 1: it's very miles they're sitting right here. You know, you
Speaker 1: don't have to I know you're making feel me. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to light a fire under you. Man, how
Speaker 1: to light a fire on you. I'm gonna go light
Speaker 1: nine hundred three fires today. But I mean, I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, there are a lot of reasons that the
Speaker 1: US doesn't have a culture like this, like you know,
Speaker 1: historical reasons, a armed police force who will kill you
Speaker 1: for damaging property. But we also have a mainstream media
Speaker 1: that treats the burning of a car or the looting
Speaker 1: of a store as the most serious time human life. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah that was the first thing I read that.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is some of the upside I guess
Speaker 1: too social media. I don't put that means to get downsides? Well,
Speaker 1: who cares? What the just the fact that right away
Speaker 1: someone said the reason that you're wondering why this isn't
Speaker 1: happening in America because it can't happen here because we
Speaker 1: have police that would fucking shoot you, murder everybody who
Speaker 1: was lighting these fires. I mean, this would never they said,
Speaker 1: They're like, I just didn't didn't didn't think of that
Speaker 1: because I was almost just gonna go, yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to have in America. But then someone wrote like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a reason why we don't have it here. You'll
Speaker 1: be kettled, tazed, packaged, and frozen, and we have it
Speaker 1: in the summer of twenty twenty, like we had mass protests.
Speaker 1: But I think that's a that points to another reason
Speaker 1: that we don't have a lot of organizing is because
Speaker 1: you have to be working fifty sixty hours a week
Speaker 1: to have healthcare in this country. Yeah too, But then
Speaker 1: there's you know, they also did a good job of
Speaker 1: being like, well, that's gonna be the last one of
Speaker 1: those as far as the you know, the Black Lives
Speaker 1: Matter protests. Now they're building Cops City and fucking war
Speaker 1: facility for the Atlanta police, you know. Yeah, and they
Speaker 1: are trying those kids as terrorists who are fucking I mean,
Speaker 1: that's it, you know, like that's how you know, right,
Speaker 1: because they're like, oh, you want to protest the building
Speaker 1: of like soldier cop camp, you're a terrorist? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: I mean this like the other thing too, is because
Speaker 1: the size of France, it's easier for a bunch of
Speaker 1: people to converge on the capitol. I didn't think either
Speaker 1: like that was operating or until you just said that.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot. I mean like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of difference, Like we're just so spread out. It's
Speaker 1: just you know, you have to go to maybe your
Speaker 1: capital things like that. But all that to say is yes,
Speaker 1: it's it's much much different. And you know, like I've
Speaker 1: seen they've been like like critical, like very non critical analysis.
Speaker 1: They're like, wow, people really don't like my kron Huh.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's gonna be good for like the
Speaker 1: right and like Mariela Penn and like the far right.
Speaker 1: This is a labor led movement and it has fuck
Speaker 1: all to do with the far right. They have fuck
Speaker 1: all the energizing people in terms of like this this
Speaker 1: terrible reform that is about to hit the books, and
Speaker 1: it's just wild because it was so un like the
Speaker 1: second it was mentioned sixty around seventy percent of people
Speaker 1: that were pulled or like, I'm so fucking against what
Speaker 1: you just said right now, do not want it? Like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? There's a there's a deficit
Speaker 1: of some whatever billion, and most people like, why don't
Speaker 1: you fucking tax the wealthy to address this fucking deficit. Instead,
Speaker 1: you're just saying, no, put them to work longer, because
Speaker 1: we're not gonna We're not gonna. I mean, there is
Speaker 1: money we could probably find, but we're not going to
Speaker 1: do the thing that would like ask people who have
Speaker 1: more to put in their fair share. So people who
Speaker 1: are like doing manual labor, or women or low wage
Speaker 1: workers aren't going to really bear the brunt of this
Speaker 1: fucked up reform. Yeah, and the unions are not letting
Speaker 1: up either. They have they've basically like you know, they're
Speaker 1: like thirty percent of the flights into Paris have been
Speaker 1: like canceled the railroads or like half working. And they're
Speaker 1: saying they're calling for another mass protest on Tuesday because
Speaker 1: this is the one way they feel that they can
Speaker 1: actually pressure like the government in France to do something,
Speaker 1: because they successfully did that in two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: There were these like reforms that were that we're going
Speaker 1: to go into effect that was aimed at young workers
Speaker 1: because youth unemployment was so high. But employers were like,
Speaker 1: we'd hire more young people, but like, all the labor
Speaker 1: protections you have for workers makes it harder to just
Speaker 1: fucking fire a young person, and that's why we don't
Speaker 1: when we don't hire them, and the government's like, fuck it,
Speaker 1: we'll take away those protections. You can fire them much
Speaker 1: as you want, and they're like, is that good. They
Speaker 1: fucking took the streets like the unions fucking weren't fucking around,
Speaker 1: and eventually then President Jacques Sharrock like relented and got
Speaker 1: the fucking message. And I think that's why too. You see,
Speaker 1: these protests are going to continue because I think the
Speaker 1: only other route is like the equivalent of the French
Speaker 1: Supreme Court looking at how this was done, and they'll probably,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think they'd be too friendly
Speaker 1: to the way mccron did this because it was such
Speaker 1: a specific it was like tied to a specific bill,
Speaker 1: yet had the most significant reforms that would reverberate through
Speaker 1: the nation. I just couldn't believe that when I heard
Speaker 1: that there was like a way to bypass Parliament, Like
Speaker 1: what the yeah, well then what what the fuck is
Speaker 1: that for? That's the Parliament's just set dressing. I mean,
Speaker 1: unless you know, you know, I mean they were just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: mccron can't pass this and it's not popular, so he's
Speaker 1: just gonna use the whatever the America has that with
Speaker 1: the presidential like the yeah we can go do we
Speaker 1: can drop bang bangs on anyone. Yeah. It was insane
Speaker 1: to me. I just said, that's so crazy. But that
Speaker 1: is the reason why people are so energized is because
Speaker 1: it was done in such a like just I am
Speaker 1: the one who's going to push this through, like, you know,
Speaker 1: as the you know, yeah king, a lot of his
Speaker 1: supporters who are like wealthier, older people and who might
Speaker 1: not be as like tethered to the reality of what
Speaker 1: it's like to work every You forgot about Provision sixty
Speaker 1: nine X. That's right, Give me that where something that
Speaker 1: everybody doesn't want still happens. Yeah, Provision six and nine
Speaker 1: X is a great adult film. The amount of money
Speaker 1: that the New York Times must be spending right now
Speaker 1: looking for a French protester who voted for Trump, like
Speaker 1: has to be like, right their editorial, buddy, I'm fighting Macron.
Speaker 1: But this is why I voted for Trump. I like
Speaker 1: that daily Zykey's going for going after New York Times.
Speaker 1: It's about ye. Yeah, we've been we've been going easy
Speaker 1: on him for too long. I let my relationship with
Speaker 1: Maggie Haberman cloud things a little too much. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: a great job on the seat. Friend of the show,
Speaker 1: Maggie Habrman. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back, and Miles, you finally
Speaker 1: had an announcement. Yeah, I found common ground with Milania Trump.
Speaker 1: You've been looking for a way to connect with her
Speaker 1: for a while. Just yeah, first it was like the spiritually, yeah,
Speaker 1: philosophically everything. I mean that jacket that was like, I
Speaker 1: don't really care to you. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I like that? Damn Yeah, you know close. Fuck we
Speaker 1: almost you almost had me, Milania. But things are seemingly
Speaker 1: not going great for the Trump family. And I say
Speaker 1: seemingly because it seems like he might go to jail.
Speaker 1: But we don't know. But we just don't know what
Speaker 1: will happen. And all we hear now it was about
Speaker 1: how Donald Trump is angry and paranoid about his legal
Speaker 1: troubles or how he recently threatened more chaos on Kroger
Speaker 1: Twitter that like he was yelling at on Friday night.
Speaker 1: When am he goes what kind of person can change
Speaker 1: and what kind of person can charge another person, in
Speaker 1: this case a former president of the United States who
Speaker 1: got more votes than any sitting president in history and
Speaker 1: leading candidate by far for the Republican Party nomination. What
Speaker 1: a fucking sentence this is with a crime when it
Speaker 1: is known by all that no crime has been committed,
Speaker 1: and it'll be a nationwide adderall shortage, but there's not
Speaker 1: one in Marla, I'll tell you that much, and then
Speaker 1: causing the naide adderall shortage. And it's also known that
Speaker 1: potential death and destruction in such a false charge could
Speaker 1: be catastrophic for our country. So here picture with a
Speaker 1: baseball bat. I believe he's slow motion ramp up some
Speaker 1: kind of maga jailbreak riot. But while all that's going on,
Speaker 1: I wanted to check in with his wife and son.
Speaker 1: First up, I just want to say I saw a
Speaker 1: picture of Baron up this week. This motherfucker needs to
Speaker 1: be hooping. Yes, you know what I mean he's six
Speaker 1: foot seven. Now from reports eight foot bunch. How about
Speaker 1: if he is the hoop? All right, make a hoop
Speaker 1: with your arms, Barren, Yeah right there, bank shot off
Speaker 1: your face, you fucking goof Um No, but I mean
Speaker 1: he is so tall, I can't. I'm It's like I again.
Speaker 1: Every time I see him, I feel like I'm checking
Speaker 1: in with someone else's kid. I'm like, look a man,
Speaker 1: oh man, you're playing basketball. Um. But Milan, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the important thing. She's doing what many of us
Speaker 1: have been doing the last three years or so, which
Speaker 1: is completely disengaging from reality because it's just so shit.
Speaker 1: This is this is from People magazine, this new exclusive quote.
Speaker 1: She remains angry and doesn't want to hear the alleged
Speaker 1: hush money payment mentioned. Oh she's aware of you think
Speaker 1: about that. This is this is bringing the stormy stuff back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, my damn marriage. Come on, yeah, remember
Speaker 1: four months after Baron was born, I had that affair. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he's six foot seven. Quote. She is aware of her
Speaker 1: husband and who he is and keeps her life upbeat
Speaker 1: with her own family and a few close friends. Oh wow, okay,
Speaker 1: well what else she won't started a lifestyle influencer like
Speaker 1: blog just about how to keep a positive frame of mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it says Goop with one oh missing, and then she
Speaker 1: goes on to say, quote, Milani is leading her own
Speaker 1: life and still feels happy being at Marlago, surrounded by
Speaker 1: people who love her and who never talk about reality
Speaker 1: or bad things about her. Uspin, I just love the
Speaker 1: quote that they say, who never talk about reality? That
Speaker 1: is so I just I'm holding onto that and it
Speaker 1: reminds me like, yeah, sometimes you get in those zones
Speaker 1: you're like, we're not talking about reality today. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: hope it's a stated, a stated policy, no free zone
Speaker 1: zone for rich people. That is a very slow adjustment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that is the structure. I don't think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a quote that would come from
Speaker 1: the actual rich person because they have no concept of reality,
Speaker 1: that it wouldn't be like, hey, let's not talk about reality. Yeah.
Speaker 1: These are sounds like the perspective of someone who isn't
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, well, I mean they're like, oh yea,
Speaker 1: they don't talk about reality in there. I mean imagine
Speaker 1: being her friend though, just like imagine that by itself,
Speaker 1: like just don't no matter what you were allowed to
Speaker 1: talk about. What the fuck are you doing with your life?
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Like you a kind of crazy persons
Speaker 1: hanging around with Milannia Trump imagine the self esteem, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, or damn, or like the like the politics
Speaker 1: of being one of her sycophans, or like one person
Speaker 1: starts doing that reality talk and they're like, we gotta
Speaker 1: get rid of Deborah deb is. She's a fucking looser,
Speaker 1: out of control. I think she's off her meds or something.
Speaker 1: She brought up. Donald ex girlfriend was in a book
Speaker 1: club and like all the women in the book club
Speaker 1: wanted this one hot lady to be in it, but
Speaker 1: she didn't read books. So they like put her in
Speaker 1: it anyway. And they're just like, you can just be
Speaker 1: here to talk about whatever. Yeah, you talk about like
Speaker 1: what hour smart and other ways? Right, yeah, but she
Speaker 1: doesn't have anything relevant to say about the book you
Speaker 1: all read for the reading. No, it doesn't matter. We
Speaker 1: want her here anyway, for she's a genius. Like that's
Speaker 1: the other thing. They'll go away on the other direction.
Speaker 1: She's actually a genius. That's why she can't read. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just too much. She's already got so much reading
Speaker 1: in her head just naturally, you know. A part of
Speaker 1: me is like I was like, oh, that must suck
Speaker 1: for her. But I think at the end of that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you chose your life, okay, and and
Speaker 1: that's and this is this is the one you've chosen
Speaker 1: to live. But on some level, like I get especially
Speaker 1: the part like she knows who she's with yet she's
Speaker 1: still in this are reminds me of like I dated
Speaker 1: somebody who like knowingly dated somebody who brought untold amount
Speaker 1: untold amounts of chaos into my life, just like yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was willingly there like it was either fucking
Speaker 1: trying to get me caught up in fistfights because the
Speaker 1: mouth was just way too spice, Like oh yeah, well
Speaker 1: he about the fuck you and your homeboy up. I'm like,
Speaker 1: You're like this is love. I'm like, no, but you're
Speaker 1: a d one athlete and that was new for me.
Speaker 1: And I loved the story. And also your favorite movie
Speaker 1: was also Belly by Hype Williams, So I felt like
Speaker 1: we're there and then and I just remember like there
Speaker 1: was so much stuff going on, and I stuck around
Speaker 1: until one day they called me because she crashed her
Speaker 1: car on like pchcause she was on Molly and she
Speaker 1: was with a homeboy who like did a like a
Speaker 1: g move and like put her in the passenger seat.
Speaker 1: So when the cops pulled up, he was there and
Speaker 1: then he was fucked up, but he was on probat
Speaker 1: so they arrested him and she called me. He's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta come get me, Like I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: This was after like a week where I was like,
Speaker 1: you're putting me through too much, and I did the
Speaker 1: the Milania thing. I went and saw Attack of the
Speaker 1: Clones with my mother right hung up the phone. I
Speaker 1: went to my mom, I said, can we go see Attack?
Speaker 1: But that was my version of not talking about reality
Speaker 1: because my mom did not know I was dating that person.
Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, rich people don't like any reality anyway.
Speaker 1: And then and then yeah, they probably just talk about,
Speaker 1: you know, with Milannia, it's probably the usual stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: like how's your lobster, Milannia, how's your lobster, Malani. You know,
Speaker 1: Milani's like it's freddy good. He's not as good as yesterday,
Speaker 1: but it's fine. Yeah, okay, Well anyway, yeah, like I
Speaker 1: was at lobster yesterday. It was pretty good. But I
Speaker 1: love your bag. I love you. So I did a
Speaker 1: stand up show in Malibu. I hosted a stand up
Speaker 1: show in Malibu for three years. And those people, man,
Speaker 1: they don't even know about ship, whether or not they're
Speaker 1: married to Donald Trump, and whether he paid off a
Speaker 1: porn star. They don't want to hear about a damn thing.
Speaker 1: I don't like kills like what would have killed? Would that?
Speaker 1: You think they like comedy. That's the funniest thing. I
Speaker 1: love it, I love it, I love And then they
Speaker 1: immediately when the show starts start talking like really loudly
Speaker 1: and don't pay attention to it at all. And then
Speaker 1: they also when they do listen to it, they think
Speaker 1: comedy is I don't know what they think it's supposed
Speaker 1: to be, but they can't stand when it's about stuff
Speaker 1: at all, like anything in the news like this is
Speaker 1: no one wants to hear about this. Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: hate comedy. I don't know where they think the tension
Speaker 1: in comedy would come from if you just did what
Speaker 1: they like, which would be like I don't know what,
Speaker 1: like people who have big boats rule, Like isn't that
Speaker 1: the worst when you're christening your boat and evol off
Speaker 1: your pants fall off, or whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want. First word, what else?
Speaker 1: Followed by a where are you from? Sir? What else?
Speaker 1: But my favorite is that they before the show seriously
Speaker 1: are like this, I'm so I love comedy. I love
Speaker 1: to laugh. And the first time you're like, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't afford a house. What the fuck is anybody else?
Speaker 1: They're like yeah, They're like, they're just using me out.
Speaker 1: This is not comedy. Well, they just decide it's not
Speaker 1: comedy and there's some other kind of comedy that they
Speaker 1: would like. That's all it happened. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: bummed me out a little bit out. I don't I
Speaker 1: can't even I can't even think this reality based comedy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any reference to anything about anything that would lead to
Speaker 1: something funny they hate and they I think they just
Speaker 1: want you to make fun of poor people. Basic talk
Speaker 1: about how to cheap those Tory birch slides, look on people.
Speaker 1: Yeah something, it's something they want you to bully. They
Speaker 1: want you. All they think is funny. All they think
Speaker 1: is funny is bully. Yeah. Well Chris as always such
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you on the daily sidegeist. Where can
Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you, read you all, Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me again. I love it always.
Speaker 1: So you can find me at the crofton show, on
Speaker 1: Twitter and on Instagram there and Colbrew Got Me Like
Speaker 1: is on Instagram, you know, probably for the rest of eternity,
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna be on my gravestone and um uh.
Speaker 1: And then you can also read my book, The Advice
Speaker 1: King Anthology, which I'm starting to record the audio book
Speaker 1: finally this week coming week. And you can also listen
Speaker 1: to my record Hello It's Me, which is on all
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Speaker 1: now and last show is about Larry Summers. So we're
Speaker 1: getting like we're kind of talking about some serious shit
Speaker 1: and in addition to just talking about like the band Survivor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like part Billy Squire, part serious. And you're you
Speaker 1: guys are fans of Larry Summers, right that guy rules?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's he's really he's always done a good job.
Speaker 1: I think he's the goat inventing crises. And then talking
Speaker 1: about them and how to solve them. Is there a
Speaker 1: work of media that you've been enjoying, Chris, Yes, I
Speaker 1: did it. I fucking picked out the thing ahead of time.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah for once. This guy his name is at
Speaker 1: funeral pign and his name is Wargan. At funeral Pig
Speaker 1: is his handle, and this is his tweet. My men
Speaker 1: are shooting fire arrows into the thatched roofs of your
Speaker 1: village right now. Playboy, Miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: And you've been enjoying Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray,
Speaker 1: check Jack and I out on Miles and Jack and
Speaker 1: sometimes Miles and I before e except after he got
Speaker 1: mad boost these uh, and also checking out on four
Speaker 1: twenty day Fiance. We are coming back soon. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about love is blind, I think, uh, and maybe the
Speaker 1: other way anyway. A tweet I like is actually from
Speaker 1: the show LUs Coltureista's at LUs Cultureista's quote tweeted this
Speaker 1: tweet from gold Derby that said quote a hashtag Emmy's
Speaker 1: spotlight Bowen Yang is hilarious, heartbreaking and deserving of recognition
Speaker 1: and quote tweeter said, Yeah, sure, why not that's the
Speaker 1: way to respond to that? Yeah, Yeah, okay, I really
Speaker 1: enjoy this genre of tweets where people just screen cap
Speaker 1: Elon Musk like tweeting something and then his sycophants responding
Speaker 1: to it. Mister two damn. Chris Tweeter screen cap of
Speaker 1: Hakim Jeffrey said House Dems are fighting hard for the
Speaker 1: American people. Right wing extremists are fighting each other, and
Speaker 1: Elon Musk responded, that's what she said, and Jeff Curry
Speaker 1: tweeted one of the best comebacks ever crying laughing emojis
Speaker 1: why one of the best comebacks ever, Sir Peter Teel
Speaker 1: fucking Peter Peter Teeal fucking you know the guy who's
Speaker 1: most powerful and Tennessee politics dad His dad owned a
Speaker 1: car dealership and he sold the land for so much
Speaker 1: that he's like the biggest power player in national politics.
Speaker 1: So that's because that's how we are politics work. Is
Speaker 1: the guy who owns the biggest car dealership, the guy
Speaker 1: who invented PayPal, or this fucking fool, yeah, fool. Elon
Speaker 1: Musk's jokes are below fifth grade level. They are He's
Speaker 1: a moron, I don't care make sense. He's a freaking
Speaker 1: teenage boy freak, and he's not so much money. That
Speaker 1: is the best comeback ever, Chris. I mean, I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: we got our political system has has to get the
Speaker 1: money out of it. The guy with the biggest car dealership,
Speaker 1: he could buy and sell you a million times dead.
Speaker 1: They're gonna kill me with the drone. Dude, They're gonna
Speaker 1: take me out, and you just remember, yeah, why and
Speaker 1: that's what you just remember where you're gonna buy your
Speaker 1: next GMC truck. Yeah, I'm serious, as dad. You know,
Speaker 1: parking lots are big. So he sold it for like
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten million dollars. And now it's like
Speaker 1: you can't do any legislation in Tennessee without running it
Speaker 1: by this guy Beamon from Beamon Toyota. What a system,
Speaker 1: ste and we got the world's richest man saying that's
Speaker 1: what she said. Yeah, but it's hey, I get it.
Speaker 1: Millennia says, let's link up, Milannia. Fuck reality, fuck it all.
Speaker 1: Let's watch him James Baldwin documentary, how's the Shrimp? He's okay,
Speaker 1: It's okay. I eat the tails, you know, I know
Speaker 1: the ties are good. Oh yes, everyone eats the sales
Speaker 1: about you know what? Oh dep you're not eating your
Speaker 1: tales are given me. Let me get out of the garbage.
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