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Speaker 1: Sounds like ope's in some hot water, coffee burning and

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Speaker 1: I am a high schooler with a weekend job at

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Speaker 1: We just love people who are angry for no reason.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they're in a bad mood already

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Speaker 1: But it's a lot like how sad do you have

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Speaker 3: Honestly? So true?

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Speaker 1: Kind of fact, so true, Like what's the deal? Just

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Speaker 1: like me screaming at a service worker is dumb. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Literally a zero point five calories of the linux to

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Speaker 1: So James and I were joking about having a little

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Speaker 1: Yeah, see that noise sounded too cute, Like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine that one scene Harry Potter six four Harry

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really good. That was a great intro.

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Speaker 1: So one day I was at work and some guy

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Speaker 1: So James came in and it was like, sir, is

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Speaker 2: It was coffee. It doesn't work for me.

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Speaker 1: So he was just like, So my friend James was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Please turn on the waterworks and that that little like that,

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Speaker 1: The angry guy started a backtrack. Oh, it wasn't that

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Speaker 3: Yeah you want to be fired or not? You wanted

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Speaker 3: oh cool fired, not fired enough?

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Speaker 1: And then my friend James was like, no, we pride

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Speaker 1: Of course, after all that drama, I still had my job.

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Speaker 1: Cheating Mom lied about who my real dad was, so

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Speaker 3: Her bruh, How did he not know for so long?

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Speaker 3: Kids are gullible as heck?

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Speaker 2: I mean, but looks actually he's both of my father.

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Speaker 1: Secretly brothers this whole time? All right, let's dive into

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Speaker 3: At twenty three and me. Reddit stories are a massive

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Speaker 3: And I come alive and tackle you.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got our results back a few days ago,

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Speaker 2: At the top, it listened, my dad is sharing only

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Speaker 1: Point two percent DNA with me and being predicted to

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Speaker 1: It's saying, hey, you share this twenty nine percent of DNA,

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Speaker 3: Well don't we share like ninety percent DNA with bananas?

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Speaker 3: So they're still related.

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Speaker 1: They're still definitely related. But now you looking like he's

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Speaker 1: So it's basically male features that you inherit from your

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Speaker 2: My drift high color exactly nailed it.

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Speaker 1: My cousin also had taken the test a while back,

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Speaker 1: And the thing is we're supposed to share around twelve

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Speaker 2: My uncle is my father.

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Speaker 1: What yes, oh, my god, and that's why he shares

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Speaker 3: But why did they cover it up?

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Speaker 2: We're about to find out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the reality hit me in the face like a

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Speaker 3: I don't know why, but like this image popped with

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Speaker 3: my head. Do you ever watch how I met your mother?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Do you know? Like how Barney Stintson thinks that his

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Speaker 3: But I'm just imagining that for some reason.

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Speaker 1: There's confusion, right. My mother and I never had a

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Speaker 3: I feel so bad for the dad because it's just like,

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Speaker 3: Screaming at Ope, just screaming, like crying, like, ah, I'm

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Speaker 1: Then my dad came home, or who I thought was

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Speaker 1: Everyone's life is literally everyone's world has turned upside down. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I also feel like, OHP's kind of fucked too,

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Speaker 3: because like, his real dad's not going to really look

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Speaker 3: Of No, it's just like and his mom is going

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Speaker 1: Literally for basically debatable but doing the right, being honest,

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Speaker 2: Just being exploded right now.

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Speaker 1: My aunt in law and uncle David, my actual dad,

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Speaker 2: Utter chaos.

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Speaker 3: Bro, I'm just like imagining some kaos, some like Tyson

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Speaker 3: real smash bros, real smash bros. Well, your bro smashes

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Speaker 1: We just did a triple on Tanja right there. We

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Speaker 1: it's not my fault, but I can't help feeling that

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Speaker 3: I mean it is. You started it all. I mean

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Speaker 1: If I had spent my effing birthday money on something else,

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Speaker 2: So he literally this is like his birthday gift.

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Speaker 3: What this is the worst birthday ever, truly worst. But

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Speaker 3: I'm too scared to go outside. I don't even know

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Speaker 2: Well that to be completely drained.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's go all right.

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Speaker 1: So I eventually left my room hauled my dad and

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Speaker 3: Dude, this family is falling to pieces.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, just imagine, like you just figure out

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Speaker 3: Good God, because you couldn't keep it in the pants.

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Speaker 3: This uncle is the worst of all time. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, they're their level because they both they

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Speaker 3: And yeah, I'm like wondering, like like, basically is the

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's equal because they both hurt everyone

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Speaker 1: And then sat down with my dad to talk. First

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: That was honestly the biggest thing I was worried about.

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Speaker 1: He said he was still my father and I was

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Speaker 3: We at least in this story, dude, go Daddy, we

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Speaker 1: My mother had told my dad that she was drunk

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Speaker 1: My dad and I have been staying with my grandparents

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Speaker 2: Any advice would help, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. That's probably one of the craziest stories

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Speaker 3: I think that we read. Yep, if there's a family

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Speaker 3: Do you say the secret?

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Speaker 1: It's really hard because the first thing that pops into

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Speaker 1: they knew she was pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Right, that's when it's like, okay, we really got to

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Speaker 3: Well, she probably just thought like she knew that she

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Speaker 3: She could have just known that she hooked up with

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Speaker 3: She could have just not known at all.

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