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Speaker 1: telling me subjects sane daughter with an insane mother. Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: I am having the most crazy time in my life.

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Speaker 1: My mother, who I love dearly, believes that everyone in

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Speaker 1: the household is putting roots on her. Me personally, I

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Speaker 1: don't believe in the craft and and I'm for darn

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Speaker 1: sure will not waste my hard earned money on such

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Speaker 1: focus focus. My mother has diabetes and eventually and evident

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Speaker 1: That's how she met myself and up. Okay, getting stressed out.

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Speaker 1: She don't know how read it, people, I'm eagerant. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know where ship. Let me finish the letter of

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Speaker 1: getting stressed out? Because my mom is always accusing of

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Speaker 1: harming her, such as making her sick, taking her hair out,

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Speaker 1: making her look like a man, and so much other

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Speaker 1: I do? Sincerely, sane daughter with an insane mother. I

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Speaker 1: don't know anything about ruth, have heard about it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it means anything. Uh. You know your

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Speaker 1: with all due respect though she needs to go to

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Speaker 1: the Yeah, go ahead? Anything? Okay? Cool? I do you

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Speaker 1: saying something the letter with all due respect? Yeah? Because

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Speaker 1: So I don't feel like Look, you can call your

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Speaker 1: what defibrillator that's with like your heart go out, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you impack that whole thing and

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Speaker 1: gotta defibrillate the whole defibrillated they cut in and abulances.

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Speaker 1: They hadn't put it up as chip. That was really wrong. Overweight,

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Speaker 1: I think it ain't a defibrillated fact behind one. I

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Speaker 1: think it's a refrigerator. That's what's really in your fat

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Speaker 1: family chest. A refrigerator that ain't no down defibulator. How

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Speaker 1: I think she's misspelling it here, just like she wrote

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Speaker 1: has never a date and look like she's been sick.

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Speaker 1: you're sending up in there trying you've got your mama

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Speaker 1: is actually mighty Joe young, and you are trying to

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Speaker 1: could be Foodoo. You need to get your mama a mirror,

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Speaker 1: stop this right here, then, you say, and so much

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Speaker 1: want you to just hop up and wow, I'm a

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Speaker 1: look like a man. Part two. Steve's response is coming

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Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hours. You do not

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Speaker 1: want to miss it, all right, coming up in about

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes, she's here with her new Man question mark.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. Mr O'Dell and Reverend Adnoid will

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Speaker 1: Steve with your response. Part two. Let's have it to

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Speaker 1: the letter right now. It's gonna be different refrigerators. Back

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Speaker 1: to the letter saying daughter with in the refrigerator that's

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Speaker 1: my sister both from head I c D. Defibrillator in planning,

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Speaker 1: which is a misprinted. Actually, refrigerators in these fat people,

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Speaker 1: other like it's chicken feed your heads, cattails, you know,

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Speaker 1: bird beaks, lizard paul, monkey, teething, keteth, Ahma dealer shell uh,

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Speaker 1: some hot sauce, you know, deficate you get hungry, you know,

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Speaker 1: All that's in there some soy milk, but it's soy milk.

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Speaker 1: Now it was regular milk, but it had been in

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Speaker 1: so it don't stay. Now, let's get to the part

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Speaker 1: with my mama looked like a man. Who mama look

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Speaker 1: you know, hiding your white man do your mama looked

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Speaker 1: like mama, I've been damn westless nights. Your mama looked

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Speaker 1: like wasteless nights. I'm any what you do? What your

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Speaker 1: want me to room and your mama looked like bears mama.

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Speaker 1: What you need to do it's get back to this

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Speaker 1: Your mama cannot be walking around looking like a man. Nah,

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Speaker 1: she now on me is night at the church and

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