1 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: Let's talk about Lauren Sanchez's wedding because everyone's talking about it. 2 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: I can't stop talking about it. Everyone is obsessed with it. 3 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: And Jeff was a guest at the wedding. It was 4 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: Lauren Sanchez's wedding. And there's a lot to say about that. 5 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: I mean, is the level of tourism every summer and 6 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: all the gondolas and the onslaught of people that descend 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: upon Venice anyway a spectacle? Yeah, So like where's the 8 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: line of the Olympics a spectacle in la or any 9 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: major city. I mean, I don't think this is going 10 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: to be as much of a taxing event on a 11 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 1: city as the Olympics. But then again, Venice is an 12 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: old city and I get that, but like this is 13 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: just something to grip onto, to criticize for a city 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: that's gotten overrun. 15 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 2: But that happens everywhere. Like I used to go to Tuloom. 16 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: When it was Ego Chic and when there was literally 17 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: like saltwater coming through the shower head, like really ego Sheic. 18 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: There was no air conditioning, there was mosquito nats And 19 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: now to Loom is Disneyland. 20 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,479 Speaker 2: So that's just what does happen. 21 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: I get that, like, this is a big thing going 22 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: on and it's going to disrupt the infrastructure of a town. 23 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: But it's not going on for two months. It's a 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: couple of days, So I don't know. It's a symbol 25 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: of other things. But that would make me really uncomfortable. 26 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: If I were getting married and there were protests about it, 27 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: I would not like the way that makes me feel. 28 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,479 Speaker 1: So here's the thing. There are different types of people. 29 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I knowed Lauren, and she's fun and alive, 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,960 Speaker 1: and it seems like they're very social. They're very social, 31 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 1: they seem to be very in love, and they like 32 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: the light. They like the action, they like the light. 33 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: He and she who make the goal, make the rules, 34 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: like they get to do what they want, and she 35 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: allows it to ultimately be his program, Like she's coming in, 36 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: she's getting married, but like you know, it's a big 37 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: show for him too, Like he's become more quote unquote cool, 38 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: even though he's a multi billionaire times hundreds. But some 39 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: of them elevated their status and fame infinitely. Like she 40 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: was in the Hollywood world and she was married to 41 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: a guy named Patrick, and she was in the sports world, before, 42 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: and she's not shy around big time celebrities. Now she's 43 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: become a celebrity because she's marrying the guy who he 44 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: wasn't a celebrity before either. He was famous because he 45 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 1: was Jeff. But like the two of them together have 46 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: just like hit a nerve and they're allowed to do 47 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: what they want. Bianca sens Story is allowed to go 48 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: naked on a red carpet, and Jeff Bezos is allowed 49 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: to marry Lauren Sanchez and she's allowed to wear her 50 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: boobs out at the inauguration. I mean till someone tells 51 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: her to stop. I don't see anyone telling these people 52 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: to stop. Okay, my packages are still coming. I mean 53 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: I am a little resentful. They're in Venice tripping the 54 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: light fantastic, and I'm over here reviewing bathing suits to 55 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: the summer for Amazon. But you know it's okay. I 56 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: like to do the lord's work and help out. You know, 57 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: every little bit counts for Jeff. And she's certainly not 58 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: wearing any of the handbag university knockoff bags that. 59 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 2: I talk about, So you welcome. They're allowed to do 60 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 2: what they want. 61 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: But I'd like to break down several aspects of this, 62 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: just because so many people are talking about it and 63 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,799 Speaker 1: what it means. So again, once you hit a certain 64 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: amount of money for most people, and this is what 65 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about today, once you hit a certain 66 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 1: amount of money for most people, honey badger, don't give 67 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: a fuck because you've gotten so rich that literally nobody 68 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: has anything you need except for fame and relevance, which 69 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: these people do need. They require it. It's blood running 70 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: through their veins. You can feel it. They can't deal 71 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: with not being in the light. I'm not saying Jeff 72 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: and Lauren. I'm saying there are people like that, Okay, 73 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: it's people that would go on the Housewives that already 74 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: have money. Like I used to, like, let me get 75 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: this straight. You're fucking rich and you're going onto the 76 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: Housewives because I walked in there so broke every job 77 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: I ever had. I did to the infinite degree. I 78 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: had nothing else, and I wanted it. I've always been 79 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: a worker, but when I was on the house I 80 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: was was like, yes, of course, but once I made money, 81 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: give me the fuck out of here. And I'm bringing 82 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: this all up because this is what we're gonna talk 83 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: about today. In ten different directions, and I'm gonna spill 84 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: a lot of tea that I've never spilled before because 85 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: this is hitting a nerve about fame and relevance. Fame 86 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,840 Speaker 1: is a destabilizer. That's not my line, that's Tim Dillon's line. 87 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,479 Speaker 1: I never take anybody's line. Fame is a destabilizer. People 88 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: can make money, they can't make fame like it's harder. 89 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 1: It's hard like being you know, a naturally gifted athlete 90 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 1: is just like god given and you can't kind of 91 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: recreate it. You could steal money, you could work hard, 92 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: you could become a doctor. There are ways to make 93 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 1: some money. It's hard to make fame. I mean, I 94 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: guess you could just be totally infamous and go kill somebody. 95 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 1: But like, fame really is intoxicating to other people, and 96 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: people who have it really want it. And years ago 97 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: I sat down with Lauren Michaels at his house. I 98 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: knew him, and he said to me, as you become 99 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: more successful this is before he launched the Jimmy Fallon show, 100 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: as you become more successful, and as you become more famous, 101 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: you will only associate with famous people because they'll really 102 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: be the only ones that get it okay, Like you'll 103 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: become part of this sort of group and you'll find 104 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: those people because other people won't relate. 105 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 2: Now, Lauren Michaels is very smart. 106 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: There are a couple of things he's said to me 107 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 1: over the years of meeting him very few times that 108 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: are very smart, and he's right. It is a destabilizer. 109 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: And as my either fame or reach or I don't 110 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: even like the word it makes me cringe, has grown, 111 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: I have noticed that it's harder for other people to 112 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: get it, meaning like there are some events that I 113 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 1: won't go and it seems like why wouldn't you go? 114 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,359 Speaker 1: And maybe that could almost appear rude because it's going 115 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: to be an appearance I would be attacked the whole time. 116 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,360 Speaker 1: Or this particular type of thing where like someone doesn't 117 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: think about it, or someone just automatically puts me on 118 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 1: a group text with someone else, someone that I knew 119 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:14,799 Speaker 1: from high school. 120 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 2: Has happened recently. 121 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: Oh hey, I'm just putting you on the group text 122 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: with this guy who owns a store that you talked about. 123 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 2: I'm like WHOA, Like no, no, you can't just give 124 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 2: my number out. 125 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: Like there are just things I don't think I'm better 126 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 1: than but there are just things that are different. Okay, 127 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 1: So I validate what Lauren Michael's saying about how people 128 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: who I guess are famous can relate more. But I'm 129 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 1: not friends with famous people. 130 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:37,719 Speaker 2: I'm really not. 131 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 1: I know many of them, I've met many of them, 132 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: I have respect from many of them. I don't want that. 133 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:50,720 Speaker 1: So anyway, I do agree with Lauren Michael's philosophy. I 134 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: understand what he's saying. It doesn't work for me because 135 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: I've never taken two celebrities. I just i haven't one celebrity. 136 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 1: I remember being so specific. We went to the Soho 137 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: House for lunch and it took like so long for 138 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: them to pick the seat. I'm not that seat, but 139 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 1: it's facing there. But what about the corner sho we 140 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: have like so taking their own fame so seriously, and 141 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: I'm more successful than they are now from a relevant standpoint, 142 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: for sure, five to six minutes on the chairs and 143 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: the tables and where they're facing and like a career decision. Okay, 144 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: same thing with like coming in through the back, Like 145 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: famous people are insufferable, Like they just are so self important. 146 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 2: They're out of touch. They have not stayed in touch with. 147 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: People from their childhood, and unless they're people from their childhood, 148 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: are like their baggage handlers on trips, or they're like 149 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: hired assistants or people they just keep around. But there's 150 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: always like and I'm up here, you're down here about it. 151 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: I've seen that a lot too. It's like, yeah, Jane 152 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 1: helps me with my blah blah blah, and Jane is 153 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: basically a fucking baggage handler and a shirt. 154 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 2: But it's not good. 155 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: But so I understand the concept. But I have never 156 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: really taken to famous people. I remember being invited by 157 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 1: Ellen and Porsche to come stay at their house in 158 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: Santa Barbara, and I politely declined. Not because I didn't 159 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 1: like Ellen and por wish. I haven't spoken to them 160 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: in a long time. I liked them a lot, I 161 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: enjoyed them. I just didn't want to go. I was like, 162 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: I don't want to get too close to the fire. 163 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 1: What happens if something goes wrong, what happens if I 164 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: spill something like then they later talk, I just don't 165 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: want to. 166 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 2: I don't I didn't go. 167 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: Why I'm saying all of this is that this event 168 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 1: is a bunch of honey Badgers that don't give a fuck. 169 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: So Lauren Sanchez and Jeff don't give a fuck at all, 170 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 1: and they don't need to. 171 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,880 Speaker 2: They own the world. Okay. 172 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that they don't care what people think. 173 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 1: It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt once in a while. 174 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that you don't want to be liked. 175 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 1: It just means, like honey badger, don't give a fuck, 176 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: Like when you have that level of money, you really 177 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 1: do what you want. Doesn't mean you have to agree 178 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,520 Speaker 1: with it, but most of you would go if you 179 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,840 Speaker 1: were invited. Ninety nine point nine percent of you would go. 180 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:44,199 Speaker 1: So it's easy to hate on something that you're never 181 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 1: getting fucking invited to. 182 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 2: Okay, that's easy to do. 183 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:52,960 Speaker 1: What it's not doing is making the average person, the citizens, journalists, 184 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: the person on TikTok. It's not making people like celebrity anymore. 185 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 1: The celebrity that has died and taken a terrible turn, 186 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: and the cancelation and all these people that have not 187 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:09,839 Speaker 1: been immune to it, like the Blake livelies, like the 188 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 1: j lows, et cetera. It's not helping any of that. 189 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: But Blake Lively was on the time most interesting of 190 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: the year. Haley Bieber sold her company for a billion dollars. 191 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: Now she gets to be part of the Honey Badger. 192 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck club, you know. I don't 193 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,680 Speaker 1: know that it really matters. I'm just saying as a 194 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: general cultural concept, a wedding like this doesn't help the 195 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: plight of the shift in celebrity, like where people just 196 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:39,239 Speaker 1: are so sick of celebrity and the flaunting and traditional 197 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 1: celebrity is dead that I stand behind that is dead, 198 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 1: and this doesn't help. What I think is critical and 199 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 1: likely won't change because people love to hate people that 200 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 1: are famous, is that we put Harvey Weinstein on a 201 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: pedestal our society, our society put Jeffrey Epstein on a pedestal. 202 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: Our society put Ditty on a pedestal. Now those are criminals, okay, 203 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: but still we had no discerning palate. 204 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 2: We put them on a pedestal. 205 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:26,199 Speaker 1: So our society has put people on pedestals and a 206 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 1: wind tour. Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Jay z Amala, 207 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 1: and George should be on a pedestal. 208 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 2: They are the pedestal. 209 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,640 Speaker 1: And this what's going on in Venice, right, Now they're 210 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: the monarchy. This is the monarchy. It's not supposed to 211 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:43,440 Speaker 1: be relatable. They're not relatable to most people. Okay, they're 212 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 1: not living a relatable they don't have a relatable bank account, 213 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,440 Speaker 1: they're not doing relatable things. They're not having a relatable money, 214 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: so they're not supposed. 215 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:51,359 Speaker 2: To be relatable. 216 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,719 Speaker 1: Gail King, Katy Perry, and Lauren Sanchez went for nine 217 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: minutes into space. 218 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 2: Is that relatable? 219 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,680 Speaker 1: No? But they're not supposed to be relatable. They're the monarchy. 220 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,680 Speaker 1: They're the Honey Badger group for the most part. Okay, 221 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 1: So like why are you expecting them to do normal 222 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,680 Speaker 1: things and relatable things, and like we want them to 223 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: be not we I don't care. You want them to 224 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 1: be who you want them to be. But yet you 225 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 1: would go you would go to the Mechala, but you 226 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:18,520 Speaker 1: want to hate Anna Winter. You would go to this wedding, 227 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 1: but you want to hate them. I'm just saying you 228 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,520 Speaker 1: don't have to put these people on a pedestal. But 229 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: you bought the Kylie lipkitt you bought the Kim Skims, 230 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,600 Speaker 1: you bought the Kanye music, you bought the Diddy music, 231 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:34,520 Speaker 1: you bought the Harvey Weinstein movies. This is what you buy, 232 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,240 Speaker 1: this is what you do. You got the extensions, you 233 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: got the BBL in your ass, like, this is what 234 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 1: it is. So you cannot play stupid and smart and 235 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 1: you cannot say go away, come back and hate it 236 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,959 Speaker 1: and love it at this said, I mean you can, 237 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 1: but it does. No one cares, so you put Oprah 238 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,319 Speaker 1: on a pedestal. She doesn't do exactly what you want. 239 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,400 Speaker 1: When she's in Hawaii for charity with the rock and 240 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: now you hate them, and I don't even remember what 241 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,480 Speaker 1: it was, but I just remember it was getting a 242 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: lot of heat. Okay, because Oprah does charity. Because every 243 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 1: day Oprah was in your living room telling you what 244 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: was what and what wasn't. And because you thought Oprah 245 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 1: was the second Coming. Now she shows up at this 246 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: wedding with her best friend who was on the spaceship. 247 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: None of this is relatable. But she's a billionaire. She's 248 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,920 Speaker 1: a honeybadger now, okay, so she's not gonna do it 249 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,960 Speaker 1: the way you want her to do it. And she 250 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 1: doesn't care because she doesn't need to care, and you 251 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 1: shouldn't care what she does or what she thinks either. 252 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 1: You know what I mean because you would go. So 253 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay it out for you in a couple 254 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: of examples. So when I said what I said about 255 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: Megan Markle crime A River, which did not land. When 256 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 1: I said that years ago, I said, crime A River 257 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: lost probably half a million dollars in brand deals. 258 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,840 Speaker 2: It was not a great press week. It was not great. 259 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 1: It was right before she went on to Oprah and 260 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: said there was racism in the royal family about her, uh, 261 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,840 Speaker 1: what her child was going to look like, and that 262 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: she contemplated suicide. And I didn't know she was going 263 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 1: to say any of that, and I definitely had compassion 264 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,840 Speaker 1: for it, but it didn't land. What I said, okay, 265 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 1: before she went and did that interview and it didn't land. 266 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 1: Ellen Degenerous texted me and said, you have to take 267 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: that post down. And then I got on the fall 268 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,080 Speaker 1: with her and she said they're at Frogmore Cottage and 269 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,680 Speaker 1: they can barely stand up, and they're not paying for security. 270 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: And she's friends with the Kardashians because Calabasis is near 271 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 1: I think Santa Barbara. 272 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 2: I think it's not far. 273 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: But anyway, there's that like a Monacito crew, which is 274 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 1: not where Calabasas Is, but it's up north. So the 275 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:24,199 Speaker 1: Monacito crew is like Oprah, Ellen, Kim Kardashian and the Markles, 276 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 1: and there are other people. 277 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 2: I don't know. 278 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,240 Speaker 1: If like Robblo is part of that crew, he lives 279 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,600 Speaker 1: there too, doesn't mean you live there you have to 280 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: be part of their crew. I'm just saying there's like 281 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:34,480 Speaker 1: a tight crew that's a Monacito. So Ellen is part 282 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,560 Speaker 1: of that crew. Said to me, c you take this 283 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 1: down because she knows me and we haven't spoken in 284 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,400 Speaker 1: a while at this time, and this is dead in 285 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 1: the middle of the pandemic. She goes porsia, saw it, 286 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,959 Speaker 1: showed it to me, and you need to take it down. 287 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,080 Speaker 1: You don't know what they're going through. 288 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, Ellen, I don't. I'm not taking 289 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 2: it down. 290 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,520 Speaker 1: I am sorry. You know, if it's upsetting to you, 291 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 1: I get that. I don't want to hurt anyone. And 292 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,040 Speaker 1: maybe you know more than I do. There are things 293 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 1: that you've done in your career that like maybe I 294 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 1: wouldn't have agreed with or people wouldn't have agreed with. 295 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 1: So I get it, and maybe I did take it down. 296 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:09,160 Speaker 1: I don't remember, actually, and I validate that. Again, I've 297 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: said before, I'm sure Megan and Harry are lovely people. 298 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,679 Speaker 1: Maybe I spoke too soon, Like you know, they've been 299 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: very quiet and I've come around on it. But they're 300 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 1: part of the Honey Badger group too, and that's okay. 301 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:24,040 Speaker 1: So she asked me to take it down. And it 302 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,240 Speaker 1: wasn't intentional, but there was like an elitism to it. 303 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: There was like a club mentality to the Oprah Montecito 304 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: Megan Markel club that like Ellen was part of, and 305 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 1: I think it was showing that she was a loyal friend, 306 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 1: but like there was something about it. I don't even 307 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,800 Speaker 1: want to say it as a negative. There was something 308 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,480 Speaker 1: about it that it was this successful for the most part, 309 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: hard work earned money that lives in his town. They 310 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: worked hard for years. Ellen was on television for years 311 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,240 Speaker 1: working her ass off, made money move to Montecito. That's allowed, 312 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 1: same with Oprah. But anyway, there was something about it 313 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: where I was like, it was almost like a celebrity 314 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: getting mad that I had reviewed their product negatively. But 315 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 1: it's okay for me to then go review just a 316 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: regular product, honestly, but the celebrity is supposed to like 317 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 1: get to get out of jail free card, Like because 318 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 1: a celebrity called me about another celebrity, I'm supposed to 319 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: take it down. But if like some regular schmuck I 320 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: talked about it, wrote about like their shit out of luck, 321 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: there was an elitist aspect to it, and none of 322 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 1: this helped the cause of these celebrities, which people really 323 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 1: have started to turn away from. And people have been 324 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: on the internet like, wait, but aren't you friends with them? 325 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 2: I know Lauren. 326 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: I know Lauren because I met her initially through her ex, Patrick, who. 327 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 2: I know very well. 328 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: And we're gonna get into Patrick White So we're gonna 329 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,760 Speaker 1: do a whole story and Patrick Whitesell and all his friends. 330 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,840 Speaker 2: I'm sure they're gonna be thrilled. 331 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 1: But I know everyone, And so I know Lauren from 332 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: her meeting him and getting together with him and bagging 333 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,600 Speaker 1: him because Patrick was the ultimate baggable guy. He was 334 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 1: the head of this like elite group. Some of them dipshits, 335 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: but like I'm just saying, he was the king of 336 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,280 Speaker 1: that group. And like his second in command was Scott Stuber, 337 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,640 Speaker 1: who's married to Molly Simms. 338 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 2: But like Patrick is like corn fed. 339 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: I think he's from Oklahoma, and I love him and 340 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 1: I've always liked him, but like he was a hot shot, 341 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He had like a cool factor. 342 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: He was the quarterback in high school. Of these guys, 343 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,240 Speaker 1: so we might as well just finish them off. It 344 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: was Kevin Mischer, It was Todd Garner. It was this 345 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: lawyer guy. Another guy I forgot his name. He was smart, 346 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: but I forgot his name. It was guy or Kazinski. 347 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 1: It was this whole group of guys in LA that 348 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: you know, ran some game and Scott Stuber was the second. Okay, 349 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: love them, knew them, hung out with them, nothing bad 350 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,000 Speaker 1: to say, Like there was like down the line. Then 351 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 1: there was like Spike Seldon and like other people like peripheral, 352 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: like ancillary arteries of this heart. 353 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 2: But like that was this group and in Malibu. 354 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: Used to hang out with them, and like I was 355 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 1: excited to hang out with them, and they were fun 356 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,240 Speaker 1: and we became good friends with Kevin oh Donald, who 357 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,879 Speaker 1: was Kenny O'Donnell's son, and Kenny O'Donnell I think, was 358 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 1: the chief of staff for Kennedy and Kevin O'Donnell ended 359 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 1: up creating Earthlink and some other company and there was 360 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 1: like the tech bubble and it crash, and he was 361 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,840 Speaker 1: super fucking rich, and he bought Bruce Willis's house in Malibu, 362 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 1: which was next to Jerry Bruckheimer's house in Malibu, which 363 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,199 Speaker 1: I was working for Jerry Bruckheimer, Jerry and Linda, and 364 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,399 Speaker 1: we were taken care of and living in one of 365 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 1: their houses in Malibu on Carbon Canyon, where like Sylvester 366 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,480 Speaker 1: Stallone and David Geffen and like at David Geffen's house, 367 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: that's where I met Paul Allen because David Geffen was like, 368 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:38,399 Speaker 1: I'd like you to be a guest tonight for Paul Allen. 369 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: We're screening American Pie with Tara Reid and Patrick Whitzel 370 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,840 Speaker 1: might have been there that night, but anyway, Patrick had 371 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,679 Speaker 1: a house that he rented that summer, also on Carbon Canyon. 372 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,880 Speaker 1: But we were good friends with Kevin O'Donnell, who had 373 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 1: the best party because he had bought Bruce Willison to 374 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 1: me's house for six point three million dollars. It's probably 375 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,240 Speaker 1: worth fifty million now that location, someone check it. But 376 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 1: literally crazy before that area of Malibu popped the fuck off, 377 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,400 Speaker 1: and those houses were in the four fives and sixes 378 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 1: and now they're in the fifties, sixties, and seventies. 379 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 2: And so that was the. 380 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 1: Summer that I was in my forward probe at the 381 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:19,960 Speaker 1: house where the now billionaires live, and Patrick was gotten 382 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 1: to a terrible accident that summer I'll never forget, and 383 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: I remember bringing him over like a care package of 384 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: a bunch of different magazines. I never hooked up with Patrick, 385 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:32,680 Speaker 1: So I met Lauren through Patrick briefly. Then when Lauren 386 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,480 Speaker 1: like sort of fell upstairs, I mean, let's just say it, 387 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,359 Speaker 1: I ran into her at a glamour party. I was like, 388 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 1: you are the Megan Markle with no rules. And then 389 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,680 Speaker 1: I talked about her at the inauguration as just like 390 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,359 Speaker 1: a person, and she reached out and then we had 391 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:52,399 Speaker 1: a dinner. And I never ever talk about any confidential 392 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,400 Speaker 1: stuff with anyone. The funny thing is that everyone thinks 393 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: I talk so much about people, but it's opining and 394 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,200 Speaker 1: it's just commented. And let's face it, ladies and gentlemen, 395 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,240 Speaker 1: you could say, what are the fuck you want, honey badge? 396 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 1: You don't give a fuck. And it's not just that 397 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,440 Speaker 1: she clothes she loves him. They love each other. Love 398 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: and money can like cohabitate. Love and money can coexist. 399 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: I don't believe really that much in marrying for money, 400 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: because people end up miserable. She's pretty happy, Like people 401 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 1: who are marrying for money are absolutely miserable and it 402 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,879 Speaker 1: catches up with them and they seem unhappy and the 403 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 1: man's unhappy and everybody's unhappy, and it's misery. Like you 404 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 1: have to sleep with someone, see their naked body, like 405 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,400 Speaker 1: smell their bad breath, like they're in love and they're 406 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:45,679 Speaker 1: also rich, so fucking great, go with God and enjoy. 407 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: But more importantly, people were like applauding me, like, wait, 408 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,400 Speaker 1: she's in her fifties. 409 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,320 Speaker 2: That's what she looked like. 410 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,119 Speaker 1: That was her at the fashion show, that was her 411 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 1: at Sports Illustrated. 412 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. 413 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 1: Okay, Lauryan Sanchez is in her fit fifties, fifty five 414 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,800 Speaker 1: and marry the fucking mega billionaire of the universe with 415 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:08,399 Speaker 1: the five hundred ft yacht. So yip yip hooray, like 416 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,120 Speaker 1: good for us. If I had been invited to the wedding, 417 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: would I have gone. I would have gone to the Mecala. 418 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: Also would have gone to Michael Ruben's party, which I 419 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,160 Speaker 1: think is this weekend. Yes, because not because I am 420 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,000 Speaker 1: dying to go, not because I need to go, not 421 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 1: because I like celebrities, because it's like a curiosity thing. 422 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: And it's also like Wimbledon. I was invited, so yes, 423 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 1: I want to pick the outfit. I want to get 424 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 1: excited for the whole entire thing. 425 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,879 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Does this mean that I 426 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 2: would be best friends with everybody there? 427 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:36,720 Speaker 1: No? 428 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,399 Speaker 2: Would I have fun one hundred percent? 429 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: Would I after share anyone's secrets or anything that actually happened. 430 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 2: No? 431 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: Would I share anecdotal things that like I know that 432 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: you would appreciate and they would not mind me sharing 433 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 1: and appreciate. Yes, I know where the fucking line is. 434 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,200 Speaker 1: I ride the line every day. But am I good 435 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:54,880 Speaker 1: friends with them? 436 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,399 Speaker 2: No? Am I friendly with them? Yes? 437 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: Am I gonna talk about stuff that like I have 438 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 1: an opinion on, knowing that I wasn't invited, and also 439 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,919 Speaker 1: knowing that people that I know who are not friends 440 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,679 Speaker 1: with them were invited, Like that was the name of 441 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 1: this game. And people were like, wait, why was Sidney 442 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,680 Speaker 1: Sweeney there? Why you can google that Sidney Sweeney is 443 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,560 Speaker 1: doing an Amazon movie. Okay, he is a massive studio, 444 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: And I'm going to say that as someone who has 445 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: the largest studio in the world. Does he have projects 446 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,520 Speaker 1: with Kim Kardashian, Yes he does. Does he have projects 447 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,040 Speaker 1: with Tom Brady and Usher and Sidney Sweeney. 448 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,479 Speaker 2: Yes, he fucking does. Google it. 449 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 1: So Amazon is in bed with a lot of different people, 450 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,119 Speaker 1: so therefore it's a rite off. The wedding was a 451 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,160 Speaker 1: write off because all of these people come and it's business. 452 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,919 Speaker 1: So he could have spent one hundred million dollars on 453 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 1: the wedding. But if in fact he spent fifty million 454 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,879 Speaker 1: dollars in the wedding, you can do the comparisons to 455 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,960 Speaker 1: the Royal wedding. The Royal wedding from William and Kate 456 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 1: to Harry and Meghan to Princess Diana has ranged from 457 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,960 Speaker 1: thirty eight million to fifty million. Why no one has 458 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: made the comparison between the Royal weddings and this, I'll 459 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: never know, because they're very similar in ways. But you 460 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,880 Speaker 1: got a lot more bang for your buck. It appears 461 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,639 Speaker 1: for the Royal wedding because it was much bigger in 462 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,480 Speaker 1: people and you know, pomp and circumstance, but also people 463 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,920 Speaker 1: are invited that they're not best friends with. I don't 464 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,160 Speaker 1: see Megan and Harry chumming up with Amal and George. 465 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,680 Speaker 1: But then again, they're friends with the royal family, so 466 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:21,359 Speaker 1: they could be going for like parental obligations and parental connections. 467 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,119 Speaker 1: But in these types of honey badger don't give a 468 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:29,400 Speaker 1: fuck weddings, there are people invited that the groom and 469 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,960 Speaker 1: the bride are not friends with. I'm sure that Lauren 470 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 1: has known the Kardashians throughout the years, but she's allowed 471 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,920 Speaker 1: to do what she wants, be friends with who she wants, 472 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: where what she wants, invite who she wants because she's 473 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,199 Speaker 1: the honey badger and she don't give a fuck, So 474 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,639 Speaker 1: you could say whatever you want. But she's a woman 475 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,400 Speaker 1: that's fifty five that got the billionaire. So we can't 476 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: get mad at the young girls taking the older men, 477 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,199 Speaker 1: you know, we can't get mad and then also not 478 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 1: applaud the fact that the fifty five year old woman 479 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,720 Speaker 1: is with the sixty one year old man age approps okay, 480 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,399 Speaker 1: And you guys can comment on her appearance whatever, but 481 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 1: she's with the guy. 482 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,800 Speaker 2: Am I one of them? 483 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,159 Speaker 1: Like, well, I don't even know what that means, but 484 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:15,919 Speaker 1: I know many people I've been around this business a minute, 485 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,560 Speaker 1: and I talk about these things because they're fun to 486 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,800 Speaker 1: talk about, they're relatable to talk about. And by the way, 487 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,399 Speaker 1: people on TikTok are psychotic trolls. They're saying like Anna 488 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,879 Speaker 1: Wintour left because of this being on the cover, Like 489 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,120 Speaker 1: is everybody confused about. 490 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,240 Speaker 2: What is running the world? 491 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,000 Speaker 1: The universe, the movie industry, the fashion industry, the beauty industry, 492 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,679 Speaker 1: social media, every single thing you eat, drink, sip where money? 493 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 1: Has everybody confused that money is making the world go around? 494 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,520 Speaker 1: Is anyone confused that when Anna Wintour put Kanye and 495 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,639 Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian on the cover and got backlash that that 496 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,600 Speaker 1: was not for charity or for a school play, that 497 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,640 Speaker 1: was money. That was Will this be successful for the magazine? 498 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,240 Speaker 1: Am I inviting Kim with Kanye to the mech gala? 499 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 1: Will this make money for me? Will this get impressions? Like? 500 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,560 Speaker 1: What are we confused by? Is anybody confused by the 501 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: fact that Laurence Sanchez is on the cover of Vogue magazine? 502 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,199 Speaker 1: Is Vogue all of a sudden a charity? Like Yeah, 503 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 1: Anna Winter didn't leave because of Lauren Sanchez. She probably 504 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: would have put her on with Jeff like Kim and Kanye, 505 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,240 Speaker 1: because they are very similar to Kim and Kanye in 506 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: that the sum is greater than its parts. And if 507 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,120 Speaker 1: you are thinking that any of these celebrities that went 508 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 1: to this wedding, that they are thinking first and foremost 509 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,119 Speaker 1: about climate change. When you could be invited to an 510 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 1: amazing party and go on a private shit and drink 511 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: vast water out of your own bathtub, you're also gravely mistaken. 512 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,879 Speaker 1: So you do your part. You be you, but you 513 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,919 Speaker 1: do not assign what you want these people to be 514 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,239 Speaker 1: for you. That's not what they are for you. They 515 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: are there to entertain you. Now while you watch they 516 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,360 Speaker 1: let the meat cake. Okay, when you watch Leo DiCaprio 517 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,120 Speaker 1: dramatic tip his baseball cap the way that my ex 518 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,000 Speaker 1: used to put his hand up in front of the 519 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,879 Speaker 1: camera when he was holding my daughter, which made it 520 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: more of a paparazzi picture, it's a show. And Lauren's 521 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 1: her Scaparelli dress, I thought it looked great. I did 522 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,440 Speaker 1: later see when people were talking about the tailoring that 523 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,959 Speaker 1: the bottom was a little wide and okay, but like 524 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:19,919 Speaker 1: we can't have it every way. 525 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:20,520 Speaker 2: She's not. 526 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,119 Speaker 1: I guess she's now gonna be like met Gala Central 527 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 1: because she's. 528 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 2: A fucking billionaire. 529 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,680 Speaker 1: And Anna Wintour, by the way, if she were there, 530 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 1: she would definitely put her on the cover because she 531 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 1: wants that money for politics, because she does fundraisers for politics. 532 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: Because I was invited to one. I remember it was 533 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,879 Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars, and you weren't guaranteed meeting her, and 534 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 1: you weren't guaranteed sitting near her, and you just were 535 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,879 Speaker 1: happy to breathe the same air that she breathed to 536 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 1: give money to Hillary Clinton, and that she did a 537 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,159 Speaker 1: charity event at Harvey Weinstein's town house, same thing. It 538 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,080 Speaker 1: was twenty five to fifty thousand dollars. It was with 539 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,560 Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker. For other people who have amnesia about 540 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: people in Hollywood, like did and like Harvey Weinstein and 541 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,360 Speaker 1: the Benjamins. So every time you get confused about why 542 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,679 Speaker 1: someone's doing something in the entertainment industry, whether it is 543 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: inviting a talented actress and you own the biggest studio 544 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,239 Speaker 1: in the world, or it is putting someone on the 545 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,879 Speaker 1: cover of a for profit magazine, just remember that I 546 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,399 Speaker 1: told you this. The honey Badger don't give a fuck 547 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,359 Speaker 1: and it's all about the Benjamin's baby. So when people 548 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,680 Speaker 1: do charity, that's to the left. They do charity over here, 549 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: they enjoy and have fun over there. The twains shall 550 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 1: not meet, do not think that they meet. And whether 551 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,359 Speaker 1: or not people getting charity out of the goodness of 552 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,919 Speaker 1: their heart or out of the obligation they are giving 553 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 1: the charity. Okay, you may not want to pay your 554 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 1: bill leaving a restaurant, but you're still paying it. You're 555 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,879 Speaker 1: getting the credit for not dining and dashing and paying. 556 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,200 Speaker 1: And if you give money for charity because your publicist 557 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: told you so, because you like it, because your wife 558 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 1: told you so, because you feel guilty because you did 559 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: something bad, because you flew in a private plan now 560 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,879 Speaker 1: need to give money to climate change, or whatever you 561 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: decide to do, because you had a wedding in Venice 562 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,440 Speaker 1: and then you decided to give money to them. The 563 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,879 Speaker 1: path of least resistance is the straight line. So whatever 564 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 1: got you there. So if people are in need and 565 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,480 Speaker 1: they're being helped by the charitable donation, go with God. 566 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: Honey badger, may or may not give a fuck. But 567 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 1: it's all about the Benjamin's baby.