Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Alchemy.
Speaker 1: This I'm your host, James Heathey, taking the place of
Speaker 1: Kevin Chester today. Let's meet our alchemists in alphabetical order.
Speaker 1: I'd like to go forward to day with the order.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna start with a tool. A tool?
Speaker 1: Would you rather, hello, tool? How are you got a
Speaker 1: question for you? Good? Good question? Would you rather do
Speaker 1: a two man show with a clone of yourself or
Speaker 1: a full eight person show with everybody being clones? If
Speaker 1: you you can dress up the clones with little silly hats,
Speaker 1: you can tell it in. Uh, two person show with myself.
Speaker 1: That's that's enough of me for everybody, and you don't
Speaker 1: need more of that. And I like two person shows
Speaker 1: as it is as a format. Uh So that's all
Speaker 1: the time I actually allotted for your answer. But that's
Speaker 1: thank you, Chris. Are you more of an art museum
Speaker 1: fan or a science and industry museum man? Are you
Speaker 1: mad at us? I'm not mad, I'm just hosting serious.
Speaker 1: I'm serious. Yeah, you feel like a like a like
Speaker 1: a sixty minutes like like you know, it was like
Speaker 1: it was very professor. Would you believe that I actually
Speaker 1: this is the second group of questions, I wrote because
Speaker 1: last night when you told me to be careful for
Speaker 1: the length of the scene, I was like, well, my
Speaker 1: questions are too long, so I'm just trying to keep
Speaker 1: it on point. Chris, can you like art museums more?
Speaker 1: Or do you like science and industry museums more? Just
Speaker 1: answer damn questions. You need a little bit of why
Speaker 1: I like art museums more. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: great That's a good answer, Craig. This is important because
Speaker 1: I don't have that many opportunities to ask you a
Speaker 1: question like this, but I need to know. Well, first,
Speaker 1: how are you? Are you fine? Good? All right? What
Speaker 1: the hell does have your cake and eat it to mean?
Speaker 1: Because what else do you do with it? Like? What's
Speaker 1: the phrase supposed to inspire in me? This is actually
Speaker 1: one of the few things that Ted Kazinski got right,
Speaker 1: because the phrase should be you can't eat your cake
Speaker 1: and have it too. It's reversed, meaning once you've eatn
Speaker 1: your cake, you no longer have it, so you can't
Speaker 1: do both things. You can indeed have your cake and
Speaker 1: then eat it. So the phrase, the phrase that we
Speaker 1: know is wrong, and this is how they caught the
Speaker 1: UNI bomber, which is why I made the reference, because
Speaker 1: Ted Kazinski was the UNI bomber, but I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: Well spoilers, but he is uh And in his manifesto
Speaker 1: he used the phrase you can't uh what's the right
Speaker 1: one cake and eat it too? And it makes me
Speaker 1: mad when I hear it. How wrong the un bomber was,
Speaker 1: and I think he's I think that's one of the
Speaker 1: things that his brother RECOGNI that was a dead giveaway
Speaker 1: because he was pedantic about phrases like that. That's hilarious,
Speaker 1: it was. The phrase is originally attributed to somebody in
Speaker 1: the French Revolution, joanah arc or you're thinking of Marie
Speaker 1: and Triette saying the French Revolution. Alright, so this question
Speaker 1: is coming to Jackie. Jackie, welcome, How are you today.
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous, but I'm good. You know what
Speaker 1: You and me both okay. I got a question for
Speaker 1: you though, And this is an improv like this superpower
Speaker 1: you couldn't take off stage. Would you rather have the
Speaker 1: ability to read other people's minds or on stage be
Speaker 1: able to send subliminal messages that only they could hear
Speaker 1: their mind? I think sense of little messages. I think
Speaker 1: hearing them would get me too much in my head
Speaker 1: and now I'm plotting, but sending a little messages then
Speaker 1: they can help me because sometimes I have things that
Speaker 1: are stuck and I can't get them out. I can't
Speaker 1: figure out how to get them out, so maybe they
Speaker 1: can help me do that. So so Jackie, so you'd
Speaker 1: be like like talking like this, and then you go like, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm actually your niece at the farm like that. So
Speaker 1: I would be like clear for me, and I'm like, oh, welcome,
Speaker 1: set the farm like that. That's not how you not
Speaker 1: how I was thinking. I was thinking more like, sometimes
Speaker 1: I have an idea and I can't figure out how
Speaker 1: to manifested, how to make it make sense to other people. Well,
Speaker 1: unfortunately the problem is that you'd be sending out very
Speaker 1: scattered thoughts. You know what, I'm not saying that you
Speaker 1: have clear I trust, I trust my because that's that's
Speaker 1: pretty liminal. That's not subliminal, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's liminal. I want to send limital messages. Alright, Joe.
Speaker 1: I know that you're known for having long um responses,
Speaker 1: and I and I don't have a lot of time
Speaker 1: for it today. In fact, we're trying to sell time.
Speaker 1: Are you playing with the box? I'm here a place.
Speaker 1: There's my microphone has a little tiny thing about him
Speaker 1: to I keep accidentally hitting. But Joey, here's the How
Speaker 1: are you doing it? I'm good? Great, awesome? It's ten
Speaker 1: minutes early is five minutes late? What time should you
Speaker 1: really arrive? If ten minutes early is five minutes late, okay,
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes earlier, then that's the time. Fifteen minutes early,
Speaker 1: but then that's on time. That's right. Do you said
Speaker 1: ten minutes early, seven minutes late? Yeah, alright, so that
Speaker 1: makes sense. It was way more straightforward than I expected
Speaker 1: you to give. So we've met all the alchemists and
Speaker 1: what qus No, the other ones took a long time
Speaker 1: to read out loud. So all of today's suggestions come
Speaker 1: from listener emails. And if you want priority getting your
Speaker 1: suggestions up on the list, well, then you should consider
Speaker 1: becoming a Patreon v I P member or even an
Speaker 1: alchy maniac. There's tons of great benefits, including bonus scenes. Now,
Speaker 1: if you want that, go ahead, head on over to Alchemy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Patreon dot com, slash alchemy this or if
Speaker 1: you'd like to submsicine suggestion the traditional way, you can
Speaker 1: email us at Alchemy this email at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: That's great. So the first scene suggestion it on today
Speaker 1: is from Jay Barton, and I don't typically like to
Speaker 1: spoil the scene suggestions, but I'm gonna cut to the
Speaker 1: end where it says, ps as kissing goes here make
Speaker 1: a juicy or Kevin won't read your email, which sounded
Speaker 1: is strange because I was like, well, that's at the end,
Speaker 1: he would have already read it. But nonetheless, here's the
Speaker 1: email from j Martin. Hello Kevin. My last suggestion was
Speaker 1: too long and this made is angry. I've made this
Speaker 1: one shorter. There's this guy and he goes to the movies.
Speaker 1: He's watching a movie when the guy next to him
Speaker 1: spills popcorn. The first guy forgot to buy popcorn beforehand,
Speaker 1: but it's cool because now he's got floor popcorn to
Speaker 1: graze on. At first, he's happy, but then he gets
Speaker 1: a bit angry because the other guy is sitting next
Speaker 1: to him. He's not worried about social distancing or anything,
Speaker 1: just that the guy's feet are in the way of
Speaker 1: his popcorn. Anyway, the movie kind of sucks and the
Speaker 1: other guy up the back has fallen asleep and his snoring.
Speaker 1: No one's worried about this because they have snacks. A
Speaker 1: couple of weeks later, one of the guys orders a
Speaker 1: hot dog online but never gets delivered. He hires a
Speaker 1: private investigator to track down the hot dog. Unfortunately, man,
Speaker 1: we're almost there. We're alost there. Uh an auto correct
Speaker 1: error brings a private investigator to his door. Long story short,
Speaker 1: I lost my toenail. Not sure if the hot dog
Speaker 1: was ever found. Anyway, My scene suggestion is second hand
Speaker 1: olives yours forever scene suggestor the is a good olives.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, these are good. These are good,
Speaker 1: and and you think that the quality is high? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they I mean, trust me, they wouldn't be put back
Speaker 1: into a container, you know what I mean, unless they
Speaker 1: unless they weren't legit. So I'm doing a picnic, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But a special special someone. Okay,
Speaker 1: so like a boss you're trying to get a raise
Speaker 1: or something kind of but like romantic, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And so I can't afford the you know,
Speaker 1: I can't afford the good stuff, But if I can
Speaker 1: get the good stuff at a good price. Got you
Speaker 1: got you, got you? Okay? Okay, yeah, so you want
Speaker 1: then then follow me? Okay, holy shit, you like these? Yeah?
Speaker 1: These are all the real olives. You don't want these?
Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, keep Yeah, I made out alive. Come on,
Speaker 1: keep following me. Jesus those puppies. Yeah, can I touch him?
Speaker 1: They made out alives? Here a right, let me just
Speaker 1: open this trunk, master, master, I'm back to work. Okay,
Speaker 1: before you get back to work here, let me just
Speaker 1: pull out the zip luck back here, spit up some
Speaker 1: olives in there. I should do it. There you go.
Speaker 1: Some of them have pitts, so yeah, all right, you
Speaker 1: can bring that back the front of the Yeah. Did
Speaker 1: you not see who just spit them up? What was
Speaker 1: that thing? What was that thing? That's an olive? Boy?
Speaker 1: All right, yes, my friend okay, from the island of Crete. Okay,
Speaker 1: they don't make him like that tomorrow. Okay. Uh oh,
Speaker 1: he just his trunk he asked to Yeah, he's tell
Speaker 1: it to it. We have Rudy him brought him there.
Speaker 1: So that so the original soil from the island, so
Speaker 1: it's kind of where he hangs down. He doesn't need
Speaker 1: natural sunlight at this points fully grown. So just bring
Speaker 1: that up to the check out be able to get
Speaker 1: you out of there. And did you do anything else? No?
Speaker 1: I think this will do it. Thank you, so learning anything.
Speaker 1: I love paraphernalia. You don't needy olive Now I'm just
Speaker 1: hoping that this hope, I hope she can recognize the quality,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Of course you really don't
Speaker 1: need anything else, all though, for real little olive plate.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe in olive plate. Yeah, what's an olive plates?
Speaker 1: And look at this? Okay, come on, just follow me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, well we're getting this boat. Oh hello,
Speaker 1: are you here? Yeah, we're here. Bow man all right,
Speaker 1: so just ah that he's free. Don't give him water
Speaker 1: because it is free. Okay, the person's all right. Do
Speaker 1: you have a do you do you have like a
Speaker 1: gold coin? Do I have a gold tess about it?
Speaker 1: Here's two gold coins. Don't put him up so normally
Speaker 1: alive plates, but we got are so nice. Well this
Speaker 1: is nice. Thank you. You went above and beyond. I
Speaker 1: thought I thought you'd like it was yes, yes, fancy shmancy.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, what if I got a corresponding plate
Speaker 1: for every food item. You know what I mean, like baby,
Speaker 1: so thoughtful, thank you, thank you? Fuck yes yes? Um?
Speaker 1: Well and olives dave along on the olive plates. Do
Speaker 1: you know that? I'm sorry, I gotta do this. I'm
Speaker 1: gotta do this because you know me and words pitted
Speaker 1: olives can refer to olives with pits or without pits.
Speaker 1: It's so frustrating because words should just mean what they
Speaker 1: mean and not their opposite. That's so sexy, that is
Speaker 1: so sexy. Geez, I've got way more moved. I've started
Speaker 1: semi monthly. I think that's my phone because we're on
Speaker 1: to get my periods in my monthly. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: check my phone out quick. Um. Oh shit, someone's at
Speaker 1: the front of the park. I gotta meet someone real quick.
Speaker 1: In front of the park. Well, yeah, you know how
Speaker 1: we parked down there and then we walked up here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta walk all the way back to the fuel.
Speaker 1: You just relax, you just relax, give me one second.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, you just in here by yourself. You can
Speaker 1: some moll up. So yeah, waiting for my boyfriend. Waiting
Speaker 1: for my boyfriend in a number of ways. How long
Speaker 1: you all have been dated? Two years? Two years. You're
Speaker 1: not engaged. No, I know right right? That ain't right.
Speaker 1: Do you want some of these olives? They're pitted? What
Speaker 1: does that mean? I don't know. You could go either way. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't have I have very soft teeth. Okay, my
Speaker 1: teeth are like gum. Let me see, let me see.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, Hey, what's up? We can't get
Speaker 1: all the photography equipment down for the proposal unless we
Speaker 1: bring this cart. And uh, I didn't realize the park
Speaker 1: was so far. What where's your crew? You have a crew, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just a one guy photo guy. Uh. Can can
Speaker 1: you use a drone? I don't have a drone? I
Speaker 1: got in this cart. Can you help me carry? I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Just tell her that it. Just tell her you met
Speaker 1: me and I needed some help. I'll be She won't
Speaker 1: even notice me when I'm taking pictures. Okay. So the
Speaker 1: plan will be when we go back up there and
Speaker 1: I say I got a message to meet someone that
Speaker 1: someone who as is to meet someone, My text went off,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, I'll put this, I'll put this hat
Speaker 1: and this fake mustache on, and then and then she
Speaker 1: doesn't recognize you anyway. She doesn't know who you are
Speaker 1: point here you put this. Okay, Wow, that's weird. Your
Speaker 1: your teeth are soft, but your gums are like rock hard,
Speaker 1: kind of like an inverse. Oh god, I've been I've
Speaker 1: been tested on my entire life. Really. Yeah. Did you
Speaker 1: hear that park door open? I think so. It's it's
Speaker 1: pretty distinctive sound. You have the electrodes on your head?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. I gotta keep him on Wonderful seven. They
Speaker 1: paid my rent. Well, I help you with some of
Speaker 1: these olives because I don't know if he's coming back
Speaker 1: or what. Oh. The number one issue we have it
Speaker 1: here is either leaves on the path or dog pooped
Speaker 1: hasn't been picked up. So that's where we contribute the most. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's okay, thank you for your time. Excuse me, sir?
Speaker 1: Can we help you? Sir? Can we help you? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone. I just get who are you
Speaker 1: trying to? Sir? Sir? Come back. Sometimes you'll get some
Speaker 1: park weirdos. Don't worry about them. They usually mind their
Speaker 1: own business. Okay, I just want to be clear again.
Speaker 1: You know I'm I'm a recent retiree and I'm not
Speaker 1: looking for hard work, just something to spend my time.
Speaker 1: It's it's not too hard, as you know, Rachel. It's
Speaker 1: just every once in a while you do have to
Speaker 1: bend down to do so. Like, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: don't know who else to tell, but there's some fucking
Speaker 1: creep taking photos. It was a fucking creep oh over
Speaker 1: there by, but I got him free taking photos. I
Speaker 1: don't know who to tell, but he just does what
Speaker 1: does he try? He's got a hat and he looks
Speaker 1: like his a fake mustache on top of his mustache.
Speaker 1: He has a mustare Calm down, sir, Okay, these are
Speaker 1: pretty good angles over here, right, she looks beautiful. She's
Speaker 1: talking to Oh. I don't know. Maybe that's her dad.
Speaker 1: I've never met her Dad's probably her dad. How would
Speaker 1: her dad noted me? It's at the park for this picnic.
Speaker 1: I've never even met her a lot less her dad.
Speaker 1: Good point. Jeez, you're smart man. Thank you? Do you
Speaker 1: do you mind stepping a little closer. I don't know
Speaker 1: if she'll notice me, but I want to make sure
Speaker 1: that I get both of you and focus. Oh actually, oh,
Speaker 1: these pictures of her and her dad are really really good.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I don't mean to interrupt. Um, I
Speaker 1: do work for the parks here, and I've been hearing
Speaker 1: a comple paint about what's going on here, and I
Speaker 1: just want to make it clear. You're not allowed to
Speaker 1: photograph other people's strangers at the park and allowed to
Speaker 1: hide in bushes while you bore. Um. So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a photographer. These guys whore going to age. She's gonna
Speaker 1: pop the question. You see that wan there? Who's kissing that?
Speaker 1: So they're getting engaged and you guys, oh, you're you're
Speaker 1: right like touching your touching your teeth with my tongue
Speaker 1: like they were like gums, right, yeah, yeah, well you
Speaker 1: know again, just for science, that's why we did that.
Speaker 1: It's just for that is crazy. Okay, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hand feed you in olive. Close your eyes, close
Speaker 1: your eyes, and you tell me, oh god, she's hitting
Speaker 1: feeding him. That can't be your dad him me and
Speaker 1: you look like a Rachel. Yeah, Rachel? Have you ever?
Speaker 1: I was going to propose to that woman over there.
Speaker 1: I got her the best all of us I could afford.
Speaker 1: I got her the best ring I gotta afford. I
Speaker 1: brought her to this park because it's free, and I
Speaker 1: just want to tell her I love her, but she
Speaker 1: seems to be with someone else. Um rule, can you
Speaker 1: can she illegal? That's nothing that I can enforce, and
Speaker 1: so you can enforce us taking pictures in the I'm
Speaker 1: a photographer. You cut a lot of corners on on
Speaker 1: some of the important things. Buddy, Yeah, you're right. Maybe
Speaker 1: she deserves to be with that guy. Yes, Calamata, how
Speaker 1: did you know? I just tell I tell excuse me.
Speaker 1: I'm the park ranger and we've got some complaints about
Speaker 1: some p d A from this picnic. So if I
Speaker 1: can ask barrier, ye, no public displays of function. I've
Speaker 1: heard that joke before. It wasn't a joke. I'm very
Speaker 1: precise with language. I'm very precise with lane which as well.
Speaker 1: There's multiple different ways to to extend an abbreviation. Wait,
Speaker 1: she's getting into like a really intense conversation with another man.
Speaker 1: What is happening? What? Who is she? You're seeing this? Right?
Speaker 1: I'm seeing? Can I offer you some services? I'm a
Speaker 1: retired mental health counselor and I mainly do family mediations
Speaker 1: some couples there. What what do you? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? You can help chalk it out if you wanted.
Speaker 1: Why don't you go to traumatic? Why don't you talk
Speaker 1: to her? See that's the thing though, when you're the
Speaker 1: um counselor you you have to be a third part.
Speaker 1: The whole point of view is that you're a third
Speaker 1: party that's not investing it. You're just there to listen
Speaker 1: and to give unbiased recommendations. Okay, come with me, then
Speaker 1: let's go. Hey, you take you take pictures. Hold on
Speaker 1: a second, did you just step in my dog shit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I sip in dog shit? Yeah? Well I left it
Speaker 1: there for a reason, asshole, you matter take a ship
Speaker 1: where he did? They're all right, wait I need it
Speaker 1: here now? Yeah, they're trying dog shit? Can't we even
Speaker 1: just stepped in it? All right? I'm sorry, No problems,
Speaker 1: No problems, Rachel, take a dump all right now? Okay, Parker,
Speaker 1: I tried this olive and a little bit of men
Speaker 1: shake o cheese and some slivered almonds, and tell me
Speaker 1: that this is amazing. Can you put the cheese in? Okay? Yes?
Speaker 1: Is that all? Is it? All the way in? My
Speaker 1: tongue doesn't fluctuate all the way back, so I have
Speaker 1: to put food in initially in the back. Oh that
Speaker 1: is I'm so sorry, delicious. Isn't that good? Okay, I'm done,
Speaker 1: and that's it my hand. Let's go, let's go. It's
Speaker 1: getting off, it's getting worse. Let's go into that scene one.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to see him get over there. I
Speaker 1: wish you didn't step in the dog ship judgment. You
Speaker 1: can only wish here, seemed to from el Comaniac Nicholas
Speaker 1: Marco Hi hope Kevin is okay. Amazon can be a
Speaker 1: cruel mistress anyhow, New day, new scene. Man coveting his
Speaker 1: neighbor's ass. Let's go, guys, is a wast Nicholas, What hey, Danny,
Speaker 1: how are you doing all right? Just got this donkey?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a nice donkey. Yeah, you know, I just
Speaker 1: gotta get it. You know, some uh fields, the plow
Speaker 1: and everything. So well, how abou I'm you just spend
Speaker 1: on about two thousand dollars. That's pretty good. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a little uh, I got a minute. Your pony
Speaker 1: over here. It doesn't work the same, No, it's that's
Speaker 1: more of a menstrosity and less of you know what,
Speaker 1: beast of burden. Then it can actually do some work
Speaker 1: for you. Well, the burden is that it's a monstrosity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but cute though, cute. Yeah, Hey, do me a favor.
Speaker 1: Make sure I think there's some ship on my lawn. Uh,
Speaker 1: it won't ship on your lawn, because better, we've got
Speaker 1: a fence. You know, he's gonna be cloud most of
Speaker 1: the times. Yeah. Great, Well, I don't want to see
Speaker 1: any kind of pliers duct taped to his hoofs and
Speaker 1: then him using those plyers to cut the de fence
Speaker 1: and take a ship on my lawn. Why would he
Speaker 1: do that? I'm just saying that, Dan, that's it. No,
Speaker 1: but the donkey's gonna stay on stay on my property,
Speaker 1: is gonna do the all the shipping on my property.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry. Better better, Hey, Dan, Tom
Speaker 1: Kurt Kurt, Uh boy, I look at you too. Huh wow,
Speaker 1: what a day? What a day? And what's up you creep.
Speaker 1: I'm just just wondering if maybe you guys wanted to Um, No,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna take a milk bath. Okay, you get
Speaker 1: the hell away. You ask us three times a day
Speaker 1: to take a milk bath. It's not gonna work. What not.
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even know why I have
Speaker 1: to answer that it's disgustie. I have to take a
Speaker 1: bath after the milk bath. Hey, this is water buffalo milk.
Speaker 1: I'm talking here, so what so what's so? It's good
Speaker 1: for your skin? You're you're the one invested in those
Speaker 1: water buffaloes, man, and nobody wants your milk. And you've
Speaker 1: got all this excess you're trying to get rid of.
Speaker 1: And I've talked to the city, okay, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to remove those gardens. So by I've talked to
Speaker 1: the city too. And yeah, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If I find out that you're fucking donkey. It's got pliers,
Speaker 1: wire cutters, duct taped to its hooves, and it cuts
Speaker 1: into my fence and ships on my lawn. Doesn't two
Speaker 1: people say that one day? Honey, honey, come come take
Speaker 1: a look at this. Look Look across the street. Look
Speaker 1: look Dan, Tom and Kurt. We're all chatting. Yeah great,
Speaker 1: you know they all have illegal animals. They're not allowed
Speaker 1: to have any of these animals. Was called. Dan just
Speaker 1: got a an ass, Tom's got a pony or a
Speaker 1: small and Curt's got a water buffalo at outside, son, Alright,
Speaker 1: get in here, all right, You see that guy on
Speaker 1: the left. Yeah, yeah, Dan, Dan's good an as he's
Speaker 1: got a that's a that's an ass. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 1: an ass. Why did you wake me up from my
Speaker 1: ten am naw to tell me this baby? This is important.
Speaker 1: We should get an animal. I've been wanting an animal too.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to have responsibility. Folks, welcome into the illegal
Speaker 1: animal shop. Well kind of illegal animal are you thinking
Speaker 1: about purchasing today? Well, our neighbor has a beautiful donkey
Speaker 1: that does a lot of work for them. Their lawn
Speaker 1: isn't impeccable shape and there's no clippings anywhere. Yea, And
Speaker 1: I wanted to I just what a dog? Teddy? No,
Speaker 1: just be quiet about that dog? No more. I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you have? I guess that's her question. Let
Speaker 1: me out of here, for God's sake. I'm not an adible.
Speaker 1: I'm not an adible. What was that? That looks very interesting?
Speaker 1: That's that's a bunny. Look at the money staple through
Speaker 1: his head? Uh? Just your colleague, this is my brother
Speaker 1: in law. Are you doing? We're doing all right? This
Speaker 1: is my wife. I'm married to sister, all right, not
Speaker 1: the other way. That doesn't matter to us. So look,
Speaker 1: look here's what we got. We got a man with
Speaker 1: a bunny staple to its head. Now that I can
Speaker 1: let go for britty show. I also got a white bangle,
Speaker 1: a white bangler. Can you stop right there? Let me
Speaker 1: just have a quick power with my honey. What do
Speaker 1: you think about a man with a money stable to
Speaker 1: his head? This is this is officially unhinged, Henry. I
Speaker 1: can't you wake me up from my three pm nap
Speaker 1: to go rush to the Exotic Animal Store. I told
Speaker 1: you I just got a fucking donkey. Let's just get wherever. Damn.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the same thing that Dan
Speaker 1: is doing. Your name is Timmy, right, Timmy, No, it's Teddy.
Speaker 1: Don't crouching to talk to my son. I just like
Speaker 1: to get on his level. Let me ask him a question.
Speaker 1: He's a grown man, sir, What do you what do
Speaker 1: you think about owning your own man with a bunny
Speaker 1: staple to Frank? Where the hell have you been? Where
Speaker 1: the hell have you been? Frank? And do not bleed
Speaker 1: in my kitchen? Okay, but I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Somebody they I was getting I was getting Starbucks, you know,
Speaker 1: I had your latte. I had it, and where is it?
Speaker 1: I don't have it anymore, Maureen, I was abducted. Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta get the door. Don't don't. Don't answer the
Speaker 1: door to them. They want they want a staple more
Speaker 1: rodents to me? What are you talking about? Frank? What
Speaker 1: is it? We're stapled a bunny to my forehead. I
Speaker 1: had to rip it off. That's why I did this, gash.
Speaker 1: I don't answer it more. Oh, now I can't answer
Speaker 1: the door. You were gone for two weeks, Frank. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be hide in the closet. So do they answer
Speaker 1: the door? What? I don't know? But the airs, they're
Speaker 1: clearly in there. You don't know if they answered the door. Well,
Speaker 1: I came back and eventually they might have answered the door. Johnny,
Speaker 1: you're grown man? What are you doing? Yeah, I'm teddy,
Speaker 1: and I'm not actually fully grown. I'm I'm pretty close.
Speaker 1: But listen when you slip us that note when your
Speaker 1: parents were leaving that said I want a job. I
Speaker 1: want to work. What do we do? We kidnapped you
Speaker 1: from your room, Uh huh, and we're giving you a job.
Speaker 1: I don't remember slipping the note that you keep talking
Speaker 1: about I guess I'm crazy. Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: he's a little nuts. Maybe he's a little nuts and
Speaker 1: maybe maybe a little nuts. Guys, Now, who you want
Speaker 1: to have in the corner next to you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Oh? Yeah, good point. Okay, we've we've tracked
Speaker 1: him down. He's inside that house. You know what. You know,
Speaker 1: what sells really well? Sells really well? Little boys with Bunny,
Speaker 1: Tommy Teddy? What's stables all over the neck? Hey? Yeah, Frank? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean Dan Kurt Um? Yeah, I don't know till
Speaker 1: in the field here. I don't know if you guys know,
Speaker 1: but my our our son has been kidnapped. And can
Speaker 1: I just say, it's weird? You got a son? That's
Speaker 1: not weird, it's but it's Uh. I would if my
Speaker 1: wife would be up. It's kind of her naptime right
Speaker 1: now though. Um. But if you've seen him, if you
Speaker 1: see him, please let us know. We're worried out of
Speaker 1: our minds. But I gotta be honest, I'm looking at
Speaker 1: that goddamn donkey making sure it doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: use a Blowtorch's know how to use a blowtorch? Tom,
Speaker 1: not now, not now? But if I see that thing
Speaker 1: blowtorch and a whole digging down so you can pop
Speaker 1: up on my lawn and take a ship on my lawn,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have problem. And if if you don't use blowtorch,
Speaker 1: please don't have him blow up my son. You you're
Speaker 1: an animal ass house, is that right? I mean we're
Speaker 1: looking into getting some son. Actually Teddy, Teddy wanted to
Speaker 1: get a dog and I we said, no, yeah you
Speaker 1: don't want it. Teddy your wife. No, Teddy's our son,
Speaker 1: a son. That's Rachel's my wife. Huh how is Rachel?
Speaker 1: She's she's good. I'm invited her to take a bath.
Speaker 1: You know. You know she's a surgeon, so she's up.
Speaker 1: You know she has odd hours because she's on. But
Speaker 1: you know he's gonna take your milk bath. Stern Medicine
Speaker 1: says that milk baths are good for migraines. I don't
Speaker 1: know she suffers from migraines. No, she she she doesn't,
Speaker 1: but still she Yeah, she's a Western science doctor. Like
Speaker 1: I call the city on your ask. Okay, so they're
Speaker 1: gonna be coming down here any minute, talking about that
Speaker 1: guy damned water buffalo and those cartons and those barrels
Speaker 1: of milk. You get out. I'm sorry you called the
Speaker 1: city on me, called the city on Dan Well, I
Speaker 1: called the city on Tom because because of that miniature pony.
Speaker 1: What the fun is he doing to you? Huh? Alright,
Speaker 1: I don't like the looks of him. Already looks like
Speaker 1: a freak. I'll let you continue this, Maureen. Moreen, we
Speaker 1: have coffee at home. Why do I have to go out?
Speaker 1: Because they like the way Starbucks does it? We can
Speaker 1: we can do a lot. I hope I have PTSD
Speaker 1: more we don't have, Okay, so I want a wholemailk steam.
Speaker 1: Will you go with me? Will you go with me?
Speaker 1: Wait in the car and I'll run it. And I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna go. I have to clean up all the
Speaker 1: blood in the closet. Oh god, it's still bleeding. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go out, all right, Temmy, now's your chance. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna follow him. We're gonna follow him nice and
Speaker 1: slow wherever he goes. You're gonna hop out and do what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna staple this barning rabbit to his head and
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna tie him up something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's to stop him. He's twice my size. What's the stop?
Speaker 1: Just clavering me? Welcome to Starbucks, home of the Shake
Speaker 1: a Lana. How can I help you? What is the
Speaker 1: shake a Lana? It's It's home milk with the peppermint.
Speaker 1: Want that I have a mobile mobile for Frank. Mobile mobile.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, a mobile system. Just kind of gut shut.
Speaker 1: Then you don't have to wait a little bit outside?
Speaker 1: Do you mind why there's nobody in the store A
Speaker 1: little bit? Sweet? I looked all over the house again,
Speaker 1: he's not here. I'm tired. Please let me just go
Speaker 1: to sleep, honey. I know, I know, I know you
Speaker 1: need your rest. But we should find our sons. Should
Speaker 1: we go to the police? Where else are we gonna look?
Speaker 1: He's not in the house. Where else could he be?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean we've searched the house. I
Speaker 1: in the whole every day. You're right, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: why I think we should go to the police. You
Speaker 1: know you have a police. I know you hate the
Speaker 1: nasty little the nasty little bugs in the society of
Speaker 1: work of life because you're trying under They live under
Speaker 1: the cement blocks and when you lift them up, there
Speaker 1: all there and you want to question. No police, honey,
Speaker 1: not ants police police. I'm sorry. This is why I
Speaker 1: need listened. Listen, fellas mom from the city. As you
Speaker 1: can tell, I have the shirt and I have the
Speaker 1: shut up, Kurt, I know what you did. It's you.
Speaker 1: You're wearing a fake mustache. I was in the city.
Speaker 1: You asked to be grass. You know what I called
Speaker 1: the city? Anything about my ass? Oh, don't might grab
Speaker 1: it my ass. My donkey comes and ships on my lawn.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna look at that guy
Speaker 1: I look at running across your fields. He's got Bunny's
Speaker 1: stables all over to his head and I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: look Curts. Throw me a water buffalo, milk bath. He's right.
Speaker 1: Look look, oh my god, Oh my god, that's the
Speaker 1: weirdest I've ever seen. Wow. Oh that's that was gone.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. Anybody wants to jump into a tub
Speaker 1: right now, No, just thinking we need to do it.
Speaker 1: Make sure that god damn donkey does just started researching
Speaker 1: fusion reactors and somehow transports himself over to my side
Speaker 1: by splicing up his atoms. I don't know in my life. Look, kid,
Speaker 1: he ran away, so you failed. Oh well, at least
Speaker 1: we tried, right, Can you guys take me home? I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I'm confused now because the
Speaker 1: one hand, you want to work for us, and then
Speaker 1: you want to go home, and I'm confused. I am confused.
Speaker 1: You want to talk, Maureen? They jumped me, They jumped me,
Speaker 1: and they got me again. What's going on? What's going on?
Speaker 1: But where's my coffee? I got you a shake? A lot?
Speaker 1: What a shaker? What is with peppermint? And that's our second?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Scene three Andrew Larram, Hey everyone, you good? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You good suggestion. Successful assassin who only uses finger guns
Speaker 1: and jazz hands. Cheers Andrew from Montreal. Alright, alright it
Speaker 1: the briefing is. It's on the table. You can open
Speaker 1: it if you want. We shouldn't be eating face to face?
Speaker 1: Do you know that I like to take risks? Is
Speaker 1: that a problem for you? I'm the assassin here. I
Speaker 1: think I know what a problem is that? Am the debriefer?
Speaker 1: Order up? You're the briefer. You tell me information? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I do. You've been briefed. Gentlemen, which one have
Speaker 1: you ordered? The malt I did? Canada? You are and sir,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't get your order. Did you want something? No? Thanks,
Speaker 1: I'm just here with that, but I can I have
Speaker 1: the restaurant code please yep? One to four, one to
Speaker 1: five one two four one two four five two one
Speaker 1: two four four one. Maybe you shouldn't be briefing just yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: just give just tell me who the name is and
Speaker 1: I'll take care of it. I got it up here
Speaker 1: locked away in my brain. Really simple name, all right,
Speaker 1: really really sunny clarkman. He's going to be gunned down. No,
Speaker 1: let we want a quiet jump, all right, so maybe
Speaker 1: you can shove diamonds in his throat and chokes on
Speaker 1: some diamonds. And what kind of stupid name is Bunny Diamond? Huh,
Speaker 1: I'll get I don't know, I'll find out. Hey, baby, um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be working late tonight again. I'm sorry. Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Did you know what? Do you know? What
Speaker 1: today is? Yes? De yeah? And are for your anniversary
Speaker 1: and yeah, so I would much prefer that we spent
Speaker 1: together because there's nothing worse. I want that too, baby,
Speaker 1: It's just you know, I'm I'm sunny, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? All right? Well, what if I came to
Speaker 1: work with you. Yeah, that'd be great. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: actually you can call the girls if you want, you know,
Speaker 1: you can make it a day. Really, yeah, bring the girls.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they want to see what a warehouse looks like.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've always wanted to see a warehouse. Let
Speaker 1: me get him on the line. You're so cute, you
Speaker 1: do that, Charlotte. You know what Sunny is inviting me
Speaker 1: for my birthday and are in a first rate and
Speaker 1: because my mom died also your birthday? Yes you forgot, no, no, no, no, no, anyways,
Speaker 1: so yeah, so we got a little drinkets here, little gifts.
Speaker 1: So what's the occasion. Oh, it's it's a lot wrapped
Speaker 1: in one. So if you have some kind of altogether gift,
Speaker 1: some of its joyous and some of it's really grim. Really,
Speaker 1: that's what's the occasion? Something my birthday anniversary death? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's my wedding anniversary, but also the anniversary of
Speaker 1: my husband's parents murder suicide. But it's also my niece's birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and um, I don't know if you, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you celebrate these year after year because I'm not
Speaker 1: Catholic myself, but my husband got baptized on this day. Um,
Speaker 1: so it's his baptismal anniversary? Or about baptism? Is that
Speaker 1: a thing baptis? Oh great? So something that would really
Speaker 1: encapsulate all those things would be perfect. My love language
Speaker 1: is gift giving, so this is for him? Or yes? Okay, um,
Speaker 1: I got some options here? We have lock it. Can
Speaker 1: I ask you a question? Did you believe me when
Speaker 1: I said my husband? Yeah? I just want to know
Speaker 1: if it rolls off the tongue believably or not, because
Speaker 1: technically he's like, he's not my husband yet, you know,
Speaker 1: but I wanted, I want it to happen, and I
Speaker 1: I'm trying to manifest that and I'm trying to. I
Speaker 1: wonder if it sounded right coming out of my mouth,
Speaker 1: because if it didn't, I'm going to have to break
Speaker 1: up with him. You know. Well yeah, I mean, could
Speaker 1: I be honest? Yeah? Not really? Not really? What not natural?
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't even know the only thing that
Speaker 1: sounded legit was the murder suicide. Well that everything else
Speaker 1: is real. He's just technically my boyfriend. But you know,
Speaker 1: we've been dating for two years, and is that sometime
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I mean, we do have a
Speaker 1: code here, and I can't just give you a gift
Speaker 1: now knowing that he's not your husband. So and again,
Speaker 1: I just want to just say this didn't sound legit
Speaker 1: when he said so there's anything in your heart that
Speaker 1: says like, hey, maybe he's not the one, you know. Yeah, shit,
Speaker 1: m I gotta tell you alright, ladies, this is the warehouse.
Speaker 1: That's us, the Forkliff operator. Don't chug him. Don't lug him.
Speaker 1: Um so yeah, do you Forkliff for my birthday? You
Speaker 1: gotta talk to Chuck. I don't know. He's the man
Speaker 1: in on the floor. I'm gonna be in my office.
Speaker 1: I got some important work to do. But you ladies
Speaker 1: walk around have fun here, Like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he does here. I think that
Speaker 1: he's probably having an affair in in its office. What
Speaker 1: you guys with guns walking around here? It's wild? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is weird. I didn't even notice it. I thought
Speaker 1: those were like little things that you ring up items,
Speaker 1: but just a thing to ring up. Those are guns? Hey, Chuck,
Speaker 1: headphones off place? Chuck, Well, I gotta keep listen. Uh
Speaker 1: want to let you know, Um, some ladies are around today.
Speaker 1: Just keep it cool, you know, I mean, keep it cool,
Speaker 1: got it? Keep it cool if they want to co
Speaker 1: pathetic and I just don't get it. Came compsnic, Okay,
Speaker 1: I will be in my office doing the work, got it? Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to bring this party down, girls, and
Speaker 1: I really don't want to shoot on your birthday anniversary
Speaker 1: slash mom's death day. But I am going to break
Speaker 1: up with Jeremy and I'm god to the husband. He
Speaker 1: was so close to husband. He was so close to husband.
Speaker 1: Two years right, two years? What a waste of my
Speaker 1: fucking time? Older? Now you're two years older. Now I'm old. Guys,
Speaker 1: Now I'm old. I wasn't now. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I can't be about me on one day. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I just I thought I would share
Speaker 1: that with you guys, because I love you. It doesn't
Speaker 1: even look down. Chup. I got to add phones so
Speaker 1: I can see your gesturing at me. What's up? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is a perfect chuck. What do you think of
Speaker 1: my friend? Oh? My god, don't yet. I haven't broken
Speaker 1: up with him yet. It's mentally done. You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to be on my best behavior. Is this some kind
Speaker 1: of trap? No, what do you think, Chuck, you'd give
Speaker 1: it a go. Yeah, I'd give it a go. Explicit
Speaker 1: terms what i'd do. Hey, baby, I'm still glad you
Speaker 1: in my office. I'm glad the girls are having fun.
Speaker 1: Can I see a question? Um? I don't recognize one
Speaker 1: of the girls? Which one? Sure? The one that's I
Speaker 1: know it hasn't the deepest voice of the group, Charlotte.
Speaker 1: I just don't she a new friend, because I mean
Speaker 1: she's Uh. Sometimes when you have a friend, it feels
Speaker 1: like you've known each other forever. And that's what Charlotte's like.
Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like to have a girlfriend. No, okay, No,
Speaker 1: you're right, just because you know, I'm doing important work
Speaker 1: here and I just don't want people I don't know.
Speaker 1: But okay, I hear you. Yeah, my friend. Oh Charley,
Speaker 1: this is your office. Huh. Yeah, Well I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: test you ladies to leave now. Charlotte. It's as good
Speaker 1: as I we're best friends. We have these bracelets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was legally binding. Stacy, sounds like we're gonna get back. Okay,
Speaker 1: stay in our office, stay in here. What do you
Speaker 1: mean your buddy. Hey, take him off, buddy, take him off. Chat,
Speaker 1: I gotta have you. Have you seen a girl named Stacy? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to learn women's names anymore. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: it's It's part of the agreement for me to keep
Speaker 1: working here. I can't learn women's names, all right. Well
Speaker 1: she looks like this. Let me draw it in my hand.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't see images of women. What are
Speaker 1: you doing here? Holy sh it, there you are. What
Speaker 1: are you doing here? What do you mean? What am
Speaker 1: I doing here? Where were you? I'm at a girl's day.
Speaker 1: It's a girl's day at the warehouse. Look the warehouse
Speaker 1: with my friends. Well, I didn't know where you went. Look.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to say this, but sometimes I
Speaker 1: feel like you're my wife. Are you Stacy? Stacy? They oh, chuck,
Speaker 1: said Charlotte. She's like all the girls are down there.
Speaker 1: I just needed to get the restroom code from you.
Speaker 1: You've done a lot of bad things, and now you're
Speaker 1: gonna pay for him. Are you doing, Sonny Gunderson? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? People? People? Poo people poopoo boo
Speaker 1: boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. Okay you're dead.
Speaker 1: No one? Oh god, okay, you killed Sonny Gunderson. It
Speaker 1: was sunny Klarksman. Uh, i'm a debriefer, but you're giving
Speaker 1: me the information. Order up. I'm gonna use the restroom
Speaker 1: real quick. All right, I remember the coach from last time?
Speaker 1: Four to one, one to five, be right back. Here's
Speaker 1: your malt. Thank you so much. Agent. Do you work
Speaker 1: for the company? Boo? Oh yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me. Oh, I just disappeared
Speaker 1: polish just code did not work. There's a uh the
Speaker 1: code didn't work. What did you put in one to five? No? No,
Speaker 1: it's four or four one one one? What that was it?
Speaker 1: For one? What the hell was that server? God? Dave
Speaker 1: me disappeared? Oh, you're right, you're right. I'm not okay, Leonard.
Speaker 1: I thought that I just thought that you were in
Speaker 1: my future and then and then you come over here,
Speaker 1: and I'm over you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 1: can't be doing this. I could be wasting more years
Speaker 1: of my youth on you when it doesn't even sound
Speaker 1: right when I lie and say you're my husband. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you been telling people I'm your husband. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying it out. How dare I think that that's
Speaker 1: where this is going to go eventually? How dare you
Speaker 1: do until we're actually married? She could be married to Chuck?
Speaker 1: Up there, she Chuck. She could be married to him?
Speaker 1: Who are you? Who is this? Charlotte? Hey, Charlotte? Who
Speaker 1: new friends? Can't I have new friends? You're so controlling?
Speaker 1: It's yes, what our show? I love a good happy ending.
Speaker 1: Let's meet. Let's let's say thank you to all the
Speaker 1: Alchemists that joined in this week. Gosh, Chris, thanks for
Speaker 1: having us. Anything that you'd like to guide people to
Speaker 1: check out? You say? Thanks for having us? No, I
Speaker 1: just want people think I wanted the guide everyone to
Speaker 1: whatever it is you're doing. James, that's it. That's all
Speaker 1: I host of Alchemy this I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: think so that it was. It was fun anyway. Um.
Speaker 1: I just thought he did a great job, you know what.
Speaker 1: It was a very James job. And I think that's
Speaker 1: all we could ever ask because you're you're a real sweetheart.
Speaker 1: I love you. Goodbye, Well, thank you so much. Chris Craig.
Speaker 1: What's coming up in your life that you'd like to share?
Speaker 1: With all the alchemy this listeners, well the alchemy those uh,
Speaker 1: the alchemy this host. Auditions will continue next week. I
Speaker 1: think we have mine bi alec and uh is gonna
Speaker 1: be exciting. Are they vaccinated yet? I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: it kind of works because we're as zoomed. So yeah,
Speaker 1: and Jackie, thanks for joining us today. Would you like
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Speaker 1: you have uh sketches coming back for you? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: We're gonna be actually at San Francisco Sketch Fest the
Speaker 1: week following Alchemy This Alchemy This is gonna be there
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Speaker 1: Know what's going on? What are you not? I got
Speaker 1: my booster, so you know, taking appropriate cautions as they are,
Speaker 1: but you know what you're feeling, You're like, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: I'm feeling protected, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling and uh,
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