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Speaker 1: Lily reporting on all the ups and downs of this
Speaker 1: topsy turvy election season. It's all gonna come down to
Speaker 1: seven states. And one of those states is the iHeart
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Speaker 2: York, the Swing State recording, the Spring Studio. What's over
Speaker 2: there over going on in Iowa?
Speaker 1: Stephen, It's so funny, say, because I was just in Wisconsin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the Swing state energy was swinging, Mama. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was giving big signs. Okay, it was giving competitive big signs.
Speaker 1: It was also giving one Jill stein Yard sign, which
Speaker 1: I was happy to see that's what's up.
Speaker 3: Because when I went to upstate New York, which of
Speaker 3: course New York does go blue, but upstate, you know,
Speaker 3: things really change up there. It was also very just
Speaker 3: Kamala Trump, Kamala Trump. It really was a.
Speaker 1: Back And I do think there's this thing though, where
Speaker 1: it's like people put up a big Trump sign and
Speaker 1: then the mom across the street is just like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Getting believing science terroris.
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Speaker 1: And if you're like me, you're probably glued to the
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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Speaker 3: Okay, we have one of the most important political commentators
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Speaker 1: Years, a former political operative much like myself worked in
Speaker 1: the field division.
Speaker 2: A more recently.
Speaker 3: Not to you, I feel like the years are getting
Speaker 3: farther farther away. Whuld you reference your time breaking in politics?
Speaker 3: It's getting a little like well, when I worked on
Speaker 3: the Streamer campaign in eighteen ninety three.
Speaker 1: It is a little eighteen ninety three. But that perspective
Speaker 1: is actually so essential, not more than ever.
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Speaker 2: And you just came from Jill Stein's home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. I was trying to think of she's
Speaker 1: from Iowa. She's not. No, she's from Moscow. No, much
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 4: I was just in the Midwest, and well, Iowa is
Speaker 4: so yard sign everywhere they are psychotic about it particularly
Speaker 4: because as we all know, but it's the first caucus
Speaker 4: in the nation most times in the primaries.
Speaker 1: Right, and they kind of got shattered this year because
Speaker 1: there wasn't really a primary in either party exactly, so
Speaker 1: no one.
Speaker 4: Cared about ioland because after the Democratic coalck I worked
Speaker 4: in there, it was such a shit show that both
Speaker 4: of the national parties were like, we're not doing this,
Speaker 4: Like you hillbilly.
Speaker 1: Is this just like random chee gets from the town
Speaker 1: in a gym, yelling and being like come over.
Speaker 4: People who don't know how to stand in a line
Speaker 4: or walk like literally, these are people who mill about.
Speaker 4: They have bigger miller millers. You end up with it
Speaker 4: just like slow moving like tornado of like iowinds and
Speaker 4: they don't know where to stand, even though there's signs everywhere.
Speaker 1: But it is a big yard sign.
Speaker 3: Like it used to be so hot, and it was
Speaker 3: always like photos of Howard Dean being so like sweaty,
Speaker 3: they're rolling up his sleeve.
Speaker 4: Well after I left uge Downturn, but it is so
Speaker 4: yard sign. And I will say, I growing up there
Speaker 4: with my mom, who's you know, a big lib. It
Speaker 4: was always a thing every four years, even in center,
Speaker 4: racist yard sign, yard sign everywhere, And I have never
Speaker 4: seen a more kind of apparent and manifestation of how
Speaker 4: much people hate both.
Speaker 1: Candidates and don't want to vote.
Speaker 4: Then I did in Iowa because there is a startling
Speaker 4: lack of yard science and four Islands who I told
Speaker 4: passionate about yarding, they like invented being my yard is
Speaker 4: billboard for apology. There's just there's nothing, and I think
Speaker 4: everyone's just over it.
Speaker 1: Baron, I do feel like, literally it's kind of like
Speaker 1: you know, with Cam and Don, they're both running the
Speaker 1: worst versions of their campaigns. It's like Hillary twenty sixteen
Speaker 1: versus Trump of twenty twenty. It's the one that nobody wants.
Speaker 4: It's I saw recently that Hilary was advising Kamala on
Speaker 4: her campaign.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is she telling? Can you imagine
Speaker 1: how dumb that she's been, Like I want you to
Speaker 1: rent out the largest convention hall you can find. She's like,
Speaker 1: get more more balloons.
Speaker 2: She sends out.
Speaker 3: She's just a link to Javitt Center. She's like, this
Speaker 3: place is really cute.
Speaker 1: For like second dates, they you stay a little bit
Speaker 1: longer if you had a really bad night.
Speaker 3: Okay, then we have invented you on to talk about.
Speaker 3: I think the book you're going to be a big
Speaker 3: expert on.
Speaker 1: I hope, so we're all experts. I did read it.
Speaker 1: I did read it. I read it too, even though
Speaker 1: it seems like you loved her copy in Iowa, I did.
Speaker 4: I left at my mom's house just to troll her
Speaker 4: because she's like, why are you reading Mulania?
Speaker 1: Were you having to read it like shaking your head
Speaker 1: so she knows you agree with it.
Speaker 4: Well, I was like, I'm doing a podcast. She's like, okay,
Speaker 4: I guess you have to do for work, like whatever.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, my mom's not She's far from a Hillbot.
Speaker 4: But it is funny the just utter disdain Milania can
Speaker 4: generate from liberal women.
Speaker 1: They so much.
Speaker 2: They hate her so much, and they're just like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's just dumb. No, they're calling her like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like slut.
Speaker 1: And we'll get into that. You named the already, which
Speaker 1: is fine, it's fine, it's cool. We we love playing
Speaker 1: with form. I'm such a bad our particular way of
Speaker 1: announcing the.
Speaker 2: But took up this week different seats I love.
Speaker 3: I'm voting for change. Okay, guest today we're doing a
Speaker 3: ridiculous book.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, by a dumb, stupid.
Speaker 3: Horse, but you guys, seriously, one of the most beautiful
Speaker 3: models to come out of Slovenia.
Speaker 1: That I can remember in recent memory, one of the
Speaker 1: big ones.
Speaker 2: Almost graduate of Industrial design college.
Speaker 1: And someone who wants to be Italian so bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do spread to return to the walks of Milan. Slovenian
Speaker 1: beauty unquestionably the most glamorous first lady of all time, wife, wife, mother, sister, friend, advocate, daughter, block.
Speaker 3: Creator, renovator, Tennis pavilion creator. Of course, we are talking
Speaker 3: about none other than my girl.
Speaker 1: Malan prom and her new book, Milennia Milania. So for
Speaker 1: those of you who didn't see my microviral tweet, the
Speaker 1: cover is very minimal. It is just black with the
Speaker 1: word Melania on it. It does feel like it's basically
Speaker 1: like a mixture of like really low cost design where
Speaker 1: they were just like what if it's just the name.
Speaker 2: Vinyl cover In this way though, because.
Speaker 4: It works, because it's as I think you pointed out
Speaker 4: in your when You're microdosing fame your tweet, that it
Speaker 4: does really contrast with the trump esthetic, which.
Speaker 1: Is gaudy and shiny and gods of golden photos. And
Speaker 1: she's just like, you don't need to see a photo
Speaker 1: of me. There is only one Milania. She's the madonna, right, She's.
Speaker 2: This is her truth or dare well.
Speaker 4: I think something she's always understood is that being a
Speaker 4: ostensibly public person, your currency is privacy. The more you
Speaker 4: hold on to then you get so.
Speaker 1: But it's really Jennifer Lawrence.
Speaker 2: But unlike Jennifer Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Proud and in Europe we are proud of the woman.
Speaker 1: In America we cannot show.
Speaker 3: I would just like to saddle our listeners in just
Speaker 3: by starting with a little bit of a passage, just
Speaker 3: so they know kind of where they're at. She's time
Speaker 3: out her family because you know, we don't we don't
Speaker 3: know much. You know, we know she's Slovenian, but you
Speaker 3: know what makes Millennia tick?
Speaker 2: Who made her?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 3: She's talking about her grandfather, Anton wasted no time in
Speaker 3: pursuing his passion for agriculture. It was here that he
Speaker 3: would go on to breed a culinary masterpiece, the renowned
Speaker 3: roscabula or roca onion sweet red variety that quickly became
Speaker 3: a favorite among Slovenian people.
Speaker 1: Her dad in vented and onion.
Speaker 4: Red onions, onion like no onion before anyway, sweet and red.
Speaker 3: We would spend beautiful summers on the Dalmatian coast. The
Speaker 3: Eastern European coast is actually beautiful and not sad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, she's so like we are not like the
Speaker 4: other communist countries. We have Barbie and my dad seventeen cars.
Speaker 1: And she's like, And yes, it was hard to cross
Speaker 1: the border many times and show identification to cross the
Speaker 1: border to go to Dalmatia, but I do not mind
Speaker 1: because it is also part of the fabric and adventure
Speaker 1: of life.
Speaker 4: And yes, my mother has a blue accent wall in
Speaker 4: her home and it's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: She's describing her mom.
Speaker 2: She was an amazing interior and fashion.
Speaker 1: The most tasteful woman you have ever seen is me mother.
Speaker 1: This book is the most chat rept yes, I have
Speaker 1: ever read. It's shockingly chat GBT in a way where
Speaker 1: that has kind of become the stock observation for anything
Speaker 1: that feels this kind of textureless and just paint by numbers.
Speaker 1: But it is I think maybe.
Speaker 4: One of the most obviously written by chat GBT books
Speaker 4: of all time.
Speaker 1: It's the bland positivity of it, where there's like slightly
Speaker 1: different ways of saying these things.
Speaker 4: Also mentioning a slight underside from a young age.
Speaker 1: My mos innates talent and bondless creativity as an artist,
Speaker 1: pattern maker, and Taylor shone brightly. It came as no
Speaker 1: surprise that when she finished fashion design and patent school,
Speaker 1: she was handpicked to join the design studio of the
Speaker 1: Udrnkia Children's clothing factory in Sevnica, a mere twenty minutes
Speaker 1: from her hometown. It came as no surprise when she
Speaker 1: was asked to join the design school at Yard. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 3: It came as no, none of us, but it was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is kind of justice Simpson, and in the way
Speaker 3: of like then I took a left, then I opened
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 1: But then it's my mother described me as a joyful
Speaker 1: and contented baby, noting my delight in playing with Bobby
Speaker 1: and dressing her and handmade outfits, noting my delight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when your mother notes your delight.
Speaker 4: Okay, There's there's one passes where she's describing her father
Speaker 4: that I do you do see a little bit of
Speaker 4: a little bit of emotion and it's mostly horniness.
Speaker 1: For her cars.
Speaker 4: And this is funny because I've always thought that Malania
Speaker 4: with her kind of liked car. I've always said that
Speaker 4: she looks like a really sleek sports car. The head off,
Speaker 4: I feel like a deer in head, like.
Speaker 1: You're flipping through W. SJ a magazine, your tag, hower
Speaker 1: ad whatever, and then it's like bam, this gorgeous ferrari
Speaker 1: ad where it's like the dead on lip.
Speaker 4: Yes, that is what she she is a car, No,
Speaker 4: she is. It made so much when I found out
Speaker 4: that she comes eight top dear Slovenian carl.
Speaker 2: Seven.
Speaker 1: The passes where she's talking about driving with her father's
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 4: Can still feel dear excitement sitting behind my father, sucking
Speaker 4: in every moment, my heart raising as he unleashed its power.
Speaker 4: It was pure adventure, a connection forged in the open croad,
Speaker 4: a taste of freedom. And I'm a girl you want
Speaker 4: to fund your dad so.
Speaker 1: Bad the only time.
Speaker 4: And this is I think this is maybe the only
Speaker 4: non chatch beat segment about her young life, because I
Speaker 4: don't think Chatchi Beaty could replicate this kind of.
Speaker 2: Because then she.
Speaker 3: Tries to replicate it on her and Trump's first date
Speaker 3: when he picks her up when they go on the
Speaker 3: dry and his Bedford Park property.
Speaker 4: His love for driving was obvious, and I share the
Speaker 4: same passion.
Speaker 1: I shared Donald's passion for the car driving.
Speaker 3: And then she was like, just like Donald, this date
Speaker 3: was like him, a mixture of pleasure and work because
Speaker 3: we are checking on his property, which was beautiful, but
Speaker 3: we are also having pleasant conversations.
Speaker 1: I mean in this Eastern European way. You know. Some
Speaker 1: would say mail order bride, some would say just like
Speaker 1: she did what she had to do. But it's like
Speaker 1: she is used to being around essentially like a sleazy
Speaker 1: car dealer who has this oh too far and just
Speaker 1: like he's saying it an empowering one. Yeah, and she's
Speaker 1: smiling and knowing when to say like oh the engine
Speaker 1: it is? How many horses? Yes, No, she's a stage girl.
Speaker 4: Yes, she was definitely at her father's Slovenian top dear lot,
Speaker 4: like walking around in a like mini skirt, like.
Speaker 3: She feels like a girl in a bond movie who
Speaker 3: gets shot like very fast.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, no, she I see her as like a bond
Speaker 1: so ductress. She's a bond, said ductress who's dying like
Speaker 1: towards the end of the film because she betrays the bombs.
Speaker 4: You're saying she gets shot. She gets early on maybe,
Speaker 4: but then she would have a thing.
Speaker 1: Where it's like a beautiful eye badge.
Speaker 2: She comes back.
Speaker 1: It's iPads thought stories all over the place. She gets
Speaker 1: she gets shot in the head and gets a beautiful
Speaker 1: patch and then she's sucks wonderful.
Speaker 3: People call me and my husband liars, but we are
Speaker 3: not the facts for misrepresented.
Speaker 4: I mean, she is so icy and so villainous, and
Speaker 4: the thing is like that was the only thing that
Speaker 4: you could but I mean she.
Speaker 2: Was she needn't learned not to cry.
Speaker 4: She had been giving us nothing for so long, and
Speaker 4: so you have to kind of superimpose the reference points
Speaker 4: onto her. So it's like beautiful Eastern European, although she's
Speaker 4: not like the other communists. It's like, okay, in the
Speaker 4: American mindset, it's like, this is just a kind of
Speaker 4: horrorsh villainous, you know, model in the kind of bond mold.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, Okay, hopefully in this book she'll give
Speaker 4: us something that isn't but just more of the same.
Speaker 1: And she doesn't. But there's nothing. I do think it's
Speaker 1: interesting though, the retroactive trying to paint her Eastern European
Speaker 1: upbringing in this like positive capitalist light and be like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm from here, but it's not bad. But it's not
Speaker 1: bad because it's actually not as communist as you think
Speaker 1: it is, which is like pretty counter to I think
Speaker 1: a lot of the stories we hear from other women
Speaker 1: like Marie and Abram Yeah, where it's like I kind
Speaker 1: of think she's lying about being so Barbie pilled as
Speaker 1: a child, definitely Barbie' is.
Speaker 3: She's trying to make her seem like they were like
Speaker 3: always having gelato and different.
Speaker 1: I was playing with bricks.
Speaker 4: I also feel like this is her trying to be
Speaker 4: like a little bit like I'm not like the other girls,
Speaker 4: like I'm a little quirky, I'm not like the other communist.
Speaker 1: She's being like a pickmy of the picks of the.
Speaker 2: I would go back to the at any moment, and.
Speaker 1: She got picked. I know she literally, I mean what
Speaker 1: I did her. I love because she also doesn't pretend
Speaker 1: to be so like good with like physical activity, which
Speaker 1: I think is an important thing for any motitude, because
Speaker 1: she says like she's really good and always striving to
Speaker 1: be best and studying and learning and participating in gymnastics
Speaker 1: and playing tennis, which is rich. The only thing I
Speaker 1: recall abandoning was the guitar, which I desperately wanted to
Speaker 1: masters until I experienced significant discomfort in my fingertips during
Speaker 1: my initial lesson. Not my fingers hurt, I experienced significant
Speaker 1: discomfort in my fingertips. No, that was the only thing
Speaker 1: she couldn't do with her. While I acknowledge that I'm
Speaker 1: capable of many things, I determined that the guitar was
Speaker 1: not meant for me.
Speaker 2: I was so insane.
Speaker 3: This is so me with karate, where you're just being
Speaker 3: so like, actually, like, the only thing I didn't succeed
Speaker 3: that and I do regret now is the guitar. But okay,
Speaker 3: when she starts like modeling, and I feel like she
Speaker 3: goes to the same modeling agency that Padma does in Milan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they also start her young. It's being very pageant.
Speaker 2: Yeah she's doing pageant. But then she goes to school
Speaker 2: for industrial design. She's being so risky.
Speaker 1: I could have pursued architecture modeling.
Speaker 4: And one that she was discovered on the street with
Speaker 4: her sister, and then her sister encourages her to go
Speaker 4: to Milan.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then she gets a sister, and then she's
Speaker 1: a very accomplished artist. Yes, the painting was I was
Speaker 1: kind of Millennia.
Speaker 4: Was talking such a big game on her entire family,
Speaker 4: but like in particular her sister's like kindness, quest the
Speaker 4: most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: She's like, we would play for hours designing dresses, coming
Speaker 3: out with industrial designs, making buildings.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, but before you get to the modeling, she
Speaker 4: does the thing that I know you guys have referenced
Speaker 4: quite a few times. Every generation experienced the mean kids
Speaker 4: in school. I was often it for my appearance, being
Speaker 4: too perceived as total and too skin I undoubtedly stood out.
Speaker 4: In retrospect, I realized most of this behavior was fueled
Speaker 4: by their insecurities.
Speaker 1: So she's like, they literally hate me because they beautiful.
Speaker 1: Make some beautiful as Ariana Grande recently said, sympathy as
Speaker 1: a knife.
Speaker 3: And the bullying comes back into play when she goes
Speaker 3: after ROSI o'donald later and will discuss.
Speaker 1: When Rosie v Barren bros Rosie Donald, like those two
Speaker 1: big bitches have been going at it for decades. Got
Speaker 1: the Godzilla and.
Speaker 3: One of the most long Island people just like at
Speaker 3: a community high school, fighting.
Speaker 1: Size, the same body, the same voice. They hate each
Speaker 1: other because they realize they are perfect mirrors.
Speaker 2: And Jerry date on hand.
Speaker 1: Neither Rosie or Trump is Jewish. That's the craziest part.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're both so just like New York Jewish coded.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, roses Irish and Trump is Germans.
Speaker 1: Whatever Trump Trump, come on right, because like live hard,
Speaker 1: always been like actually, drum actually your great great grandfather
Speaker 1: was an immigrants literally true for everyone. So she becomes
Speaker 1: a model. She gets approached by a man on the
Speaker 1: street whose name is literally stain Jerko.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, the one girl you do not want
Speaker 4: your daughter talking to. You do not want your daughter.
Speaker 1: The mom is just like being so the lyrics to
Speaker 1: fancy just be like, this is your one shot. Go
Speaker 1: off with stain Jerko dead photograph. This is it, sweetheart.
Speaker 3: So she does this modeling competition that she wins by
Speaker 3: walking a white poodle on a leash. The photographers snapped away,
Speaker 3: capturing the moment.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: The spectators were shouting Brava Bellissima. I was elated by
Speaker 3: the news that I had won first place on the
Speaker 3: Grand National stage. The sheer magnitude of doll left me
Speaker 3: in all. As I stood there at center stage, I
Speaker 3: was showered with gifts, A bouquet of flowers, a gleaming
Speaker 3: silver plaque, a stunning painting of a castle, and then
Speaker 3: envelo filled with my prize money, painting like.
Speaker 1: A pack with all her winnings on her back. Okay,
Speaker 1: and this is why she has to give away the money,
Speaker 1: because she's like, I'm carrying so much shit.
Speaker 2: You finished this part. Take us there, Let us capture.
Speaker 4: Let us capture this incredible moment, the photographer shouted. I
Speaker 4: handed it over my winnings to an organizer for ay
Speaker 4: quick photo up. However, when my belongings were returned, the
Speaker 4: envelope containing the price money was conspicuously missing. I inquire
Speaker 4: about it whereabouts, only to be met with confusion and ignorance.
Speaker 4: The one it had inexpectably disappeared, leaving me feeling betrayed
Speaker 4: by the individuals. I replaced my trust in so someone, someone, But.
Speaker 2: Like the Slovenian wipe.
Speaker 1: The six hundred, like cluckets, always watch your person.
Speaker 2: The city of and.
Speaker 1: As the renowned STUDIOITA, should have held a high standard
Speaker 1: of professionally some like we all know what Sinasita is.
Speaker 2: I know they call her, I think, and then oh
Speaker 2: my god, come back and she is like she says, I.
Speaker 4: Had no desire to associate with the individuals of such
Speaker 4: deceitful nature. The lesson I learned from the experience is
Speaker 4: far more valuable than any the real reward. So she
Speaker 4: dishonestly has no place in my life and never will.
Speaker 4: It's like, I'm never modeling, f you fuckers again.
Speaker 2: I love learning lessons like that, They're so important.
Speaker 1: So then she moves to Milan where she conquers the
Speaker 1: European modeling and it starts to kind of pave the
Speaker 1: way for herself to be this kind of like sober
Speaker 1: prostitute and then.
Speaker 2: Very top model diary.
Speaker 4: Do you guys believe that she was fully because she
Speaker 4: goes to great length to say that, like, she was
Speaker 4: only focused on these.
Speaker 1: Job and like I weakness the amphel effects that drugs
Speaker 1: and excessive drinking had on young women around me, and
Speaker 1: I refuse to be sweyt from my path, remaining singularly
Speaker 1: intent on my career goals. In nine sight, I am
Speaker 1: proud of weathering these challenges by staying true to myself
Speaker 1: and remaining focused. I was convinced I had made the
Speaker 1: right choices.
Speaker 4: I feel like, okay for a bit from me to
Speaker 4: really know, But I'm like, if you're a model, so
Speaker 4: much of the work as the networking and the parties
Speaker 4: and like meeting people that are period, is she just
Speaker 4: going to these and like standing in a corner and
Speaker 4: flashing those you know, blinker eyes at everyone, Like what
Speaker 4: is she doing?
Speaker 3: I mean her and Trump, who live a life without
Speaker 3: tobacco and alcohol, they go to a lot of events.
Speaker 1: That is true. In fact, the less you drink kind
Speaker 1: of the more events you can go to. That is,
Speaker 1: and a lot of the girls today it's like Cara
Speaker 1: de Lavine is the outlier, like Kendall Jenner is having
Speaker 1: like a fake shot it's pretended to and then is
Speaker 1: drinking water And she's always been like my secret water.
Speaker 2: I drinking events and I don't make it.
Speaker 1: You don't even think they're popping like an adderall or.
Speaker 1: I just need so much like adderall Or, like a
Speaker 1: grain out, but I want that. Milania is just motivated
Speaker 1: by that desire to escape the Eastern Block. Yeah, beautiful,
Speaker 1: And that's even though she loves it so much, so gorgeous,
Speaker 1: and she loves the cobblestones and her father's onion.
Speaker 3: She basically comes to America after being so successful. It's
Speaker 3: like an Italian model, but she knows, I mean, where
Speaker 3: do you go to conquer modeling? And here, she says,
Speaker 3: she does start enjoying going out and Soho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and New York City was a vibrant and sophisticated playground.
Speaker 1: Memorable dinners at Cipriani and Soho with friends and fellow
Speaker 1: models were a social highlight. Crazy, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I always made time to schedule to enjoy the city's
Speaker 1: cultural gems, the Museum of Modern arm. Visiting museums is
Speaker 1: a habit I have maintained in every city I've lived in.
Speaker 1: They bring me joy and inspiration of all the parts.
Speaker 1: Most central in New York City is Central Park.
Speaker 3: Pass it on my ghosties in flats with heaters in
Speaker 3: my bag, and then walk into offices.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so New York, as she says, it's sophisticated playground,
Speaker 1: which is i'man hereiod that she delights in. And then
Speaker 1: one night her friend asks her to go somewhere. Lily,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe we could maybe ban we could roll. Yeah,
Speaker 1: show me where, page thirty five. The chapter called Kai,
Speaker 1: I'm Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, Wait, Lily, you play the friend, Ben, you
Speaker 1: play Malania, and all play the narrator. Got it Okay.
Speaker 1: On a Friday night in September nineteen ninety eight, as
Speaker 1: I settled into the comfort of my New York City
Speaker 1: apartment after a while wind trip to Paris, my phone rang.
Speaker 1: It was a friend of mine.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend's throwing a party at Kikat club tomorrow.
Speaker 2: She said, please come. We haven't seen in so long.
Speaker 2: We haven't seen each other in so long. Sorry, I'm wasted.
Speaker 2: You have to come.
Speaker 1: I just got back from Patty's.
Speaker 3: I said, please, it will be find a lot of
Speaker 3: people will be there. We will pick you up, bitch.
Speaker 1: While I was tired and jet lagged, I love the
Speaker 1: idea that my weekend was about to be filled with
Speaker 1: the company of friends. Fast forward to the club. All right, now, Ben,
Speaker 1: you stay Milonia, Lily you play Donald got it? Got it?
Speaker 1: I saw my friend wave at someone behind me. When
Speaker 1: I turned around, I noticed a man and an attractive
Speaker 1: blonde woman approaching us. Hi, I'm Donald Trump, the man said,
Speaker 1: when he reached my table.
Speaker 2: Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: I recognized the name and I know he was a
Speaker 1: businessman or celebrity, but not much else. He put his
Speaker 1: hand out to shake a mind. Hello, I replied, I'm Millennia.
Speaker 1: His eyes filled with curiosity and interest, and seizing the opportunity,
Speaker 1: he took the seat next to mine and started a conversation.
Speaker 1: Okay withait blah blah blah. Fast forward. When his companion
Speaker 1: left for a moment, he asked me for my phone number.
Speaker 1: I politely declined the request. He was a little surprised.
Speaker 1: Give me your number.
Speaker 2: I said, I'll give you my number.
Speaker 1: He said, if you promised to call me with the
Speaker 1: anjust Donod called over his bodyguard. His big shoulders leaned
Speaker 1: in as he listened to him before discreetly writing a
Speaker 1: note and a sleek business card. Donald took the card
Speaker 1: and handed it to me. Call me, he said, with
Speaker 1: his smile. Okay. Now fast forward. After a successful shoot
Speaker 1: on the Caribbean Island, I returned to my apartment, eager
Speaker 1: to unwind and relacs as the unpact, I came across
Speaker 1: the card, which had two hundred in numbers. Curious, I
Speaker 1: tell the first number, He's home. After three rings, his
Speaker 1: voice created me on the answering machine. Hello, it's Millennia.
Speaker 1: I promise to call you. I hope you are well,
Speaker 1: I said, before leaving my number. He called me back
Speaker 1: that evening after nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you call me sooner, he asked, I was
Speaker 2: thinking about you.
Speaker 1: It was that same voice, warm, friendly, strong. He sounded
Speaker 1: happy that I actually called him. I was away, I said,
Speaker 1: I just got back home. I mean, they have an
Speaker 1: electric You should have called me earlier.
Speaker 2: I was at another party and that would have loved
Speaker 2: to take you with me.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you had a nice date, I said teasingly.
Speaker 1: The connection was palpable, much like when we shared the week.
Speaker 4: I mean this is this has been long speculator as
Speaker 4: to whether or not they actually like or enjoy each other.
Speaker 3: Or even have like fucked ever, which is definitely had
Speaker 3: they have for a Baron. I think a few times,
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot in the beginning.
Speaker 4: I kind of feel like they definitely were hot in
Speaker 4: the beginning. I think they actually have a kind of
Speaker 4: normal relationship.
Speaker 3: Because I'm in all the photos that are in this book,
Speaker 3: they do you just look so much more like normal nineties,
Speaker 3: like rich guy model couple.
Speaker 1: Those are photo shoots, Lily, I'm okay, photo.
Speaker 2: I mean I mean, you guys, listen, beautiful relations.
Speaker 1: What straight couple has literally anything in common to begin with? No,
Speaker 1: that's also very true. It's like this is what I mean.
Speaker 1: They have like a very regular, normal relationship in some ways,
Speaker 1: one of the most normal relationships of all time. He's
Speaker 1: literally an older, rich guy and she's a beautiful Slovenia model. No,
Speaker 1: this is so archetypal. I think the thing that changed
Speaker 1: it and she was on the edge of her modeling
Speaker 1: care you know what I mean, Like she's approaching the
Speaker 1: age of obsolescence as a model. What is she going
Speaker 1: to do? Right? So she's looking around saying, what's my
Speaker 1: next job?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Speaking of what she starts doing after she stops being
Speaker 4: a model and starts being Donald's wife professionally, her QVC
Speaker 4: terror ye was yeah, so fucking funny where she like
Speaker 4: does Millennia jewelry and when she has still hawking, which
Speaker 4: she's still talking on Millennia dot com. But my favorite
Speaker 4: film skincare Yes. In Meet Things with Chemists, I discovered
Speaker 4: the regulating properties of caviar, which led to the creation
Speaker 4: of formulas incorporating this ingredient. Milannia Cavier Complexy six went
Speaker 4: into production in twenty thirteen, with products set to hit
Speaker 4: stores that spring. I promoted the line through numerous TV
Speaker 4: and print interviews, including appearances on Good Morning America and Deview.
Speaker 2: And then she gets into this protracted I lost with
Speaker 2: La Taylor, and.
Speaker 4: I think she's kind of like doing high level slip
Speaker 4: and falls because she's also like suing so many like
Speaker 4: bloggers in Maryland.
Speaker 1: Because she says that she's like, it's unfortunate after all
Speaker 1: they work I put into my beautiful skincare line and
Speaker 1: serums that it could never see the light of day
Speaker 1: because it was such a good product. I had to
Speaker 1: do nothing besides sue a company and Indiana that I.
Speaker 2: Tried to blame it on me, but in reality, the
Speaker 2: chemists were off the fall.
Speaker 1: And it's like, there's no responsibility. She's pulling the spaphany
Speaker 1: about the swimsuit line, and yeah, pull that episode back
Speaker 1: if you need to. You guys, it's like, actually, Milania,
Speaker 1: the book stops with you on your brand, Okay, So
Speaker 1: if you're facing name on it, you are responsible for
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like it's the beginning the kind of
Speaker 3: the turn in this book. When she's like, Okay, let's
Speaker 3: start explaining some things about what's gone down in my life,
Speaker 3: and let's start with my skincare very just like that's.
Speaker 1: Not what like all of the angry hillbot lib moms
Speaker 1: of America are mad at you about it, which wh.
Speaker 2: She thinks, they yeah, which is can we you fucking answer.
Speaker 3: Order?
Speaker 1: They're release the caviar cream.
Speaker 4: We need it. I mean, that is just one of
Speaker 4: the funniest, like mid two thousands products of all time.
Speaker 4: Though it's so QVC like rich lady whose photograph like luxury,
Speaker 4: they probably pulled it because they put it on a
Speaker 4: bunch of monkeys and they don't Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: Wait those parts.
Speaker 3: This is after her and Trump got married, when she's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: now I'm gonna have my fake wife business, and she
Speaker 3: does like hilarious chat GBT job of describing their wedding
Speaker 3: being like everyone was there, Bill Clinton, Anna Wintour, Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1: I love it, She says. The Beiji and gold colored
Speaker 1: skins set tone for the festivities that would follow. Of
Speaker 1: course it did, Yes, the Beigian gold set the tone
Speaker 1: for the festivities, which would also.
Speaker 4: Include she's listing all those people that she was and
Speaker 4: very popular tists. Yeah, it's just like, can you be
Speaker 4: more vague?
Speaker 1: You can't even say bon Jovi or like Whatton, John Melton,
Speaker 1: John Milton does Lady in the Tramp with Billy Joel,
Speaker 1: but like Billy Joel redes the lyrics that lady is
Speaker 1: the Lady is a Trump? How much fucking fun with
Speaker 1: that wedding at two thousand and six, hearing Billy Joel
Speaker 1: the Ladies No Hills cutting it up on that dance,
Speaker 1: Hillary's cunning in up.
Speaker 2: Oh she's no, Yeah, She's done Julio in one hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm cutting. They're making so many plans to
Speaker 1: go and she's listening. She's just like everybody was there,
Speaker 1: Matt Lawa, every every I do kind of think it
Speaker 1: is a subtle way of her just being.
Speaker 2: Like, it's her like way of being like all your
Speaker 2: Dems were they?
Speaker 1: Yeah, were there? And also her saying that like all
Speaker 1: the Dems that kind of kicked Donald out of the
Speaker 1: elite club once what his friend? Yeah, but they're fake
Speaker 1: now and have not be vested.
Speaker 2: And she's like Anna Winter and and take her to
Speaker 2: Paris to find the dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, they seemed like they were verging dusties.
Speaker 2: And then Annie Lew does her pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Photos, which were so funny.
Speaker 2: So funny her like a plane with Donald and a car.
Speaker 1: Millennia is so automobile. She's so like her face gets more,
Speaker 1: like she gets older, it gets more feeling, more rectangle eyes.
Speaker 1: I've never seen her shape before. It's so strange.
Speaker 3: So she is that like viral TikTok cat instagram that
Speaker 3: shows like cats at cat shows when they like statch about,
Speaker 3: they are very like, this is a Millennia, beautiful, bony,
Speaker 3: the eyes here green.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And there's a couple of passages in this book
Speaker 1: where like they don't lead to like very interesting stories,
Speaker 1: but she she like find out a piece of bad
Speaker 1: news and then she'd be like I glanced at my
Speaker 1: chief of staff and like, can you imagine getting the
Speaker 1: like stricken like informing her that you know, something terrible happened.
Speaker 1: She's like like, no, it's like driving down a dark
Speaker 1: street and seeing the halogen bulbs of like a wrap
Speaker 1: five turning so many like staffers into stone.
Speaker 3: Wait, speaking of can we just jump? That made me
Speaker 3: think of January sixth verstime.
Speaker 2: She doesn't find out about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Okay, there's a couple of instance where she
Speaker 1: doesn't find out about something because kids and cages. She's like,
Speaker 1: I did know we were sent to family.
Speaker 2: She's like, I love family, and so.
Speaker 1: I thought of it with Donald one of my husband's
Speaker 1: biggest policies, and I have no FAMI. She's like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know. And then I had a conversation with Donald
Speaker 1: because I don't believe in public disputes. I believe in
Speaker 1: private conversation. And so she tells Donald that she's like,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't separate the families, and then he's like, wonderful, wonderful,
Speaker 1: So he revokes the family separation. Then she does her
Speaker 1: photo op at the border. Then she's like, I wore
Speaker 1: the infamous or jacket. Okay, this is like yet another
Speaker 1: one of her iconic outfits. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Her explanation of this is that she was trying to
Speaker 4: troll the media because they're so fake news media and
Speaker 4: I'm like, for this to be the excuse for as
Speaker 4: to why you wore that, I don't really care jacket.
Speaker 4: It's supposed to be a coded message to the media
Speaker 4: who hate you, and you know they hate you, and you,
Speaker 4: you know, assume they're going to write the most uncharitable
Speaker 4: story about you. If that's the case, why would you
Speaker 4: wear a jacket that says I don't really care? Do
Speaker 4: you to a child detention center? But she wore it
Speaker 4: on the way back.
Speaker 1: On the way back, and that's what she wants us
Speaker 1: all to know is actually she didn't wear it.
Speaker 4: It's bit let's just be honest. This wasn't a coded message.
Speaker 4: You're just kind of dumb and your team doesn't really
Speaker 4: give a fuck. She wasn't thinking about the implications of it.
Speaker 4: She wasn't thinking about how the media had it out
Speaker 4: for her.
Speaker 1: I could see her seeing the jacket and thinking to herself,
Speaker 1: that's a funny message to the media with whom I
Speaker 1: have a difficult relation. So she's stupid then, because.
Speaker 4: Of course, you know, if you wear that deplaning your
Speaker 4: visit to a child detention center, they're going to say.
Speaker 1: Look at what she wore. Sorry, Ben, are you implying
Speaker 1: that Millennia isn't a genius. I think she's intellectual heavyweight.
Speaker 1: I think she's kind of smart. I think her team
Speaker 1: doesn't give a fuck about her.
Speaker 4: This is like evidence by the January sixth stuff Donald
Speaker 4: being shot, the jacket, even the caviar stuff.
Speaker 1: It's like every people who she is like aligned.
Speaker 2: With, or even her plagiarizing.
Speaker 1: She does this whole thing where she was like why
Speaker 1: there's a whole chapter called why wasn't inveted? She's kind
Speaker 1: of just like, I don't really know.
Speaker 4: She's constantly she's like a woman who's finding herself outside
Speaker 4: of her comfort zone.
Speaker 1: Like she's she's this isn't her job, and then she
Speaker 1: like I think she's someone who is thrust into a
Speaker 1: position that is historically like curtailed. It's like historically the
Speaker 1: first Lady is already supposed to be like cookies and
Speaker 1: education initiatives.
Speaker 2: And she says, it's just true. It's an unactually unpaid position.
Speaker 1: Women.
Speaker 3: Sorry, the pression is making one hundred and fifty seven
Speaker 3: thousand dollars a year and the first Lady is making zero.
Speaker 1: Like usually the first Lady, at least in recent history,
Speaker 1: the first Lady has been like now more of a
Speaker 1: ball busting like corporate striver who's having to like push
Speaker 1: herself into this more traditionally feminine role. But is this
Speaker 1: is more like she's like the opposite where she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm here to be a hot wife. I'm not really
Speaker 1: here to like do so many initiatives about cyberbullying. Now
Speaker 1: I have to make up all this shit and have
Speaker 1: a chief of She describes how she has to like
Speaker 1: assemble the staff. She's kind of like, wait, what people's.
Speaker 3: Sad because she's kind of like Donald didn't help me,
Speaker 3: and I don't want to bother him.
Speaker 1: However, teams they have in place do not talk to
Speaker 1: each other. I want to bring up a passage that
Speaker 1: friend of the Podnomi for I, brought up in her
Speaker 1: New Yorker review of the book. But it's when he
Speaker 1: becomes president, and before everything really started up. As Don
Speaker 1: look prepared to go down to his office on Wednesday morning,
Speaker 1: he and I had the private moment congratulations. I said,
Speaker 1: first of all, that's insane, just congratulations. What's on that achievement?
Speaker 1: All those other people and you won her just having
Speaker 1: the most like cursory understanding of what an elation is states.
Speaker 1: And then he goes and you're the first lady, he said,
Speaker 1: good luck. It is so kind of I looked at
Speaker 1: him and momentarily unsure of his meaning good luck. I
Speaker 1: realized he wasn't worried. He was proudly confident that could
Speaker 1: handle the future. It was his unique way of saying
Speaker 1: good luck. I know you'll excel. First of all. Good
Speaker 1: luck was his unique way of saying good luck. It's
Speaker 1: like you literally don't know each other. He's actually so
Speaker 1: cold and mean and sad. It's like he's so just
Speaker 1: being like you're on your own, bitch, have fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess. Just to talk about the work she did,
Speaker 2: I was actually shocked and odd. She actually did so
Speaker 2: many renovations.
Speaker 1: No, that part was actually again maybe the least shat
Speaker 1: gpt part of the book was her talking about all
Speaker 1: the runouts. She cares about it industrial.
Speaker 3: She literally the marble floors. She brought back to life,
Speaker 3: the queen's room, which she was like, which was so dusty.
Speaker 3: The mattress has not been changed in three hundred years.
Speaker 1: And we painted the walls I pink, so it's more
Speaker 1: feminine and welcoming queens. We rejuvenated all the doors in
Speaker 1: the private When you rejuvenated door, she's rubbing the caviar cream.
Speaker 1: I don't learned that she learned the.
Speaker 2: Caviar meetings she readeres the bowling alley.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's actually so sad and not fab it's very
Speaker 3: tiny TV on the side, be best and like a wayfair.
Speaker 4: It seems like it's like so in a basement, like yeah,
Speaker 4: next to the bunker. It's like it's so underground.
Speaker 1: I did speaking of the best. I love when she
Speaker 1: defends the grammar of the best. Yes, questioned the grammar,
Speaker 1: suggesting alternatives like be your best or be the best.
Speaker 1: I chose to be best Intentionally it struck a guard
Speaker 1: with me and projected strength, positivity, and confidence. It's catchy,
Speaker 1: memorable and unique. Nature set it apart.
Speaker 4: No, and then the way that the best post presidency
Speaker 4: turns into this weird blockchain funded it's so deep where she's.
Speaker 1: Like it's opioid addiction and also foster care, faster car aids.
Speaker 3: I had forgotten be best and the cyber bullying is
Speaker 3: about Yeah, Rosie making a real bear and artistic tweet.
Speaker 1: I have it here, Okay.
Speaker 4: I experienced firsthand the poison of social media when my
Speaker 4: son became the target of a concerted cyber bullying campaign.
Speaker 4: Two weeks after the election, Rosie o'donald took to Twitter
Speaker 4: to pose a question to her millions of followers, Baron
Speaker 4: Trump artistic If so, what an amazing opportunity to bring
Speaker 4: attention to the autism epidemic hashtag stop the cyber.
Speaker 1: Like Rosie, you crazy?
Speaker 2: And she's like, Okay, now I'm gonna do a campaign.
Speaker 1: Was because she loves Bear and.
Speaker 2: She loves and she's always like I.
Speaker 3: Opened the door on the day of January second, twenty
Speaker 3: sixteen and looked at a sleeping Baron.
Speaker 2: He had no idea his life was.
Speaker 1: He's always She's always killing separ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like and then I made a strong espress.
Speaker 1: Current deep innate desire to be Italian. It gets so
Speaker 1: deep where it's like she's always at like so many
Speaker 1: weird like women businesses, where she's like, I'm at this
Speaker 1: Audi Arabian General Electric All Women's Business Process and IT
Speaker 1: Services Center, which was the only like women led space
Speaker 1: in Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it was oppressed.
Speaker 2: So then she was like that there was no women
Speaker 2: for me to ride in a car with.
Speaker 1: I think the thing she enjoyed the most about the
Speaker 1: presidency is all of the trips she got to go on.
Speaker 3: She kind of reads Donald for being like, no, I
Speaker 3: enjoyed our honeymoon at our beautiful paradise home Marlada.
Speaker 2: We didn't go.
Speaker 1: We didn't have anywhere. We didn't need the stress of travel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like a good third of the book is
Speaker 4: just her listing like O their female wives of heads
Speaker 4: of states that she's like having.
Speaker 1: An awkward conversation with her, but she.
Speaker 2: Means Yahoo's away wife is just like everybody hates us,
Speaker 2: and she goes, we have that in common.
Speaker 1: It's like true, Yeah, it's very true.
Speaker 3: And then her ride with Michelle when she goes, we
Speaker 3: had a light and pleasant conversation.
Speaker 1: The media said it was so awkward.
Speaker 2: But then her she.
Speaker 3: Gets mad at the Obamas because like their team of
Speaker 3: like movers, communication.
Speaker 1: And the bitches moved out. They're sabotaging the ren now
Speaker 1: and getting hurt the keys.
Speaker 3: One thing, crenovations take long, and she was like, by law,
Speaker 3: a renovator and workman had to stop. If Donald walked
Speaker 3: into the room they were doing the floors, he would
Speaker 3: take a phone call, then would live and they would
Speaker 3: continue on the renovation.
Speaker 1: I guess just to like put pen on the sort
Speaker 1: of like the topicalness of it. It's like at the
Speaker 1: end she does the same thing that Jad Manson is
Speaker 1: doing about January sixth and the election, where she's just like,
Speaker 1: lots of people have doubts. I don't understand what this
Speaker 1: election is. Why does it take so long to count
Speaker 1: the votes? It seems weird. I don't know, And like
Speaker 1: she's not saying yes or no, whether she agrees with
Speaker 1: Donald that she thinks election was a fraud and she's
Speaker 1: just going to kind of not undermine him, but well,
Speaker 1: at every.
Speaker 4: Point in which she should ostensibly disagree with Donald, she's like,
Speaker 4: he can do what he wants.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, it's like a kind of don't know
Speaker 1: what he's doing.
Speaker 3: She's like, but there's one thing I believe, and it's
Speaker 3: no trends people on swim tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, I'm not throwing one topical issue. And
Speaker 1: she's like, and I love the lgbt QI plus community,
Speaker 1: but that is weird and classic.
Speaker 3: Every celebrity she's like being like, my charity, but it's
Speaker 3: not her charity. It's as USA Memorabilia dot Com. I
Speaker 3: take pride in our proactive adoption of blockchain technologies.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: She's like, the visuals with blockchain and I'm sorry she's
Speaker 1: in Africa, and she's like, I was so happy to
Speaker 1: donate much be best supplies. It's like, what are the
Speaker 1: best supplies?
Speaker 4: It's there's she's like many people a thought back may
Speaker 4: not mean anything, but she's like, it's not for Americans
Speaker 4: to say who needs a tote bag and.
Speaker 1: Who does not?
Speaker 3: And I feel like it's like she's they're doing Kirkland
Speaker 3: water and then it's a the best label over the Curse.
Speaker 1: Of the Water. And that's where her like plucky e
Speaker 1: is European Slovenian ass like really does have a lot
Speaker 1: in common with Trump, Like I think like there is
Speaker 1: a lot of like philosophical overlap, even if it's not
Speaker 1: articulated and necessarily a warm way in their marriage, which
Speaker 1: was nicy cold.
Speaker 3: She defends the infamous moment when they're like, see Milania
Speaker 3: hates Trump when she swatted his hand away and.
Speaker 1: She was like, it was not swap.
Speaker 2: I think swaps and she it's so complicated. She was like, no,
Speaker 2: because actually he wanted to walk abreast.
Speaker 1: With like Phoebe and his dog of a wife. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And she was like, and there wasn't room of
Speaker 2: the red carpet for me to walk with them.
Speaker 4: I did be kind and I like to be the
Speaker 4: kind and Donald Trump tried to join me and I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm okay.
Speaker 2: I love walking along as I did on the dot.
Speaker 4: She was actually kind of pissed because she's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: you're like three in line ahead of me, and now
Speaker 4: you want to come back, like get.
Speaker 1: Back up there.
Speaker 2: But yeah, right, you made your decision.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was definitely niffed. That will require it
Speaker 1: to have been like warmer and closer before. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like she literally has no idea, And you know,
Speaker 1: if you're on Malania's staff, you're kind of like, I
Speaker 1: didn't need to tell this bitch anything.
Speaker 3: You see January sixth happening, and you're like, and she's
Speaker 3: archiving marble floors, You're like.
Speaker 4: I found out that people had stormed the capital with
Speaker 4: a scroll in my hand, and I said, what can
Speaker 4: I do with the stop then? Like very like I
Speaker 4: was for the safety of my beautiful doll, not.
Speaker 2: We will now be going to end my university.
Speaker 3: And I have a good relationship with Donald's adult children
Speaker 3: that has made out of respect.
Speaker 1: They are not mentioned at all.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine She's one paragraph and she's like Tiffany
Speaker 3: was not of age but lived with her mother in California.
Speaker 1: Poor Tiffany Donald.
Speaker 2: Maria Trump.
Speaker 4: I guess she is the most off brand of their children.
Speaker 4: Oh she's so great value Trump dollar and she knows it.
Speaker 1: And that's why she's like, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: on stage with like a Vanka, I'm gonna look. So
Speaker 1: the thing is she's the most sexual because she has
Speaker 1: blowjob face and she looks, yeah, she's got sex tall.
Speaker 2: And the way she talks about the other children, she's like, no,
Speaker 2: I was not trying to be like mommy.
Speaker 3: I'm their companion, and they obviously all think that like
Speaker 3: she replaced their mom.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, an idiot from the Eastern I mean.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine how like Donald Junior, he's so coked up,
Speaker 4: must be talking about Malania, like oh god, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: He's just like.
Speaker 2: Trying to be so like, let's be nice. That's sex.
Speaker 4: Tiffany's just heart reacting to everyone. She's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 4: so I was thinking Tahoe for Christmas. No one responds,
Speaker 4: tries to play in the group chat, and then like
Speaker 4: it's so deactive for three days.
Speaker 1: Beautifully segment.
Speaker 2: What does she wear?
Speaker 1: What does she eat? Okay, what does she wear? Let's
Speaker 1: just say it.
Speaker 4: She Oh my god, the inauguration powder blue suit with
Speaker 4: the gloves amazing.
Speaker 1: I think she actually really benefited from being kind of
Speaker 1: like shunned by the signers. Yeah, and so she had
Speaker 1: like let's to work with and limits can actually be
Speaker 1: really helpful in fashion. I mean her Egypt look, like,
Speaker 1: let's also agree that she tore the Egypt.
Speaker 2: Let's go through the Egypt. Like she's standing in front
Speaker 2: of a pyramid.
Speaker 1: Doing this like you know, Lawrence of Arabia, like block tie.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is really what she liked about being
Speaker 1: first Lady. The outfits is the travel.
Speaker 3: She's in a tanlinen blazer, cream linen pants, tie, white fedora.
Speaker 1: Like he's kind of giving like English colonists, Like she
Speaker 1: gets the assignment. Literally, what you're doing? Get Like she
Speaker 1: just had like a panama hat. Yeah, and like I
Speaker 1: don't know, and obviously she's like you know, she's a
Speaker 1: million feet tall.
Speaker 3: But she's very like this is another one of my
Speaker 3: favorite looks that is so like ch can fab and
Speaker 3: like not pants ignation, even though it is she's wearing
Speaker 3: this like skinny Woman's talks.
Speaker 4: Well, she'll do the pants with me, but it's like
Speaker 4: it's like so well fitted and like cropped and like
Speaker 4: you know, ankles exposed.
Speaker 1: Like she's being really sexy about pants because a girl
Speaker 1: has pantsuit. The blazers like too big and crops. Now yeah,
Speaker 1: like the blazer are too short and they're too wide,
Speaker 1: and the pants are also too white too, and there's
Speaker 1: too much aggrutionate there, Like she understands tailor Sletts.
Speaker 2: That's probably adult Jacamana talks.
Speaker 1: You know what she's not in. It's like when she's
Speaker 1: at mar Alago, just like in her nails one four
Speaker 1: times a day, like in between presidencies. Is she ever
Speaker 1: in s pet pants?
Speaker 4: She's never an athleisure No, because she's so like Italian
Speaker 4: what silk paches. I think she's Italian asper And she
Speaker 4: probably has that like European attitude, which is like if
Speaker 4: we were one in America, it's always going pajamas and
Speaker 4: like she's disgusted by that.
Speaker 1: I amnina. So she is doing a full tailored pant
Speaker 1: every time she leaves her bedroom. I think so yeah,
Speaker 1: or like she has like a nice like tailored piece.
Speaker 2: Well, or could be also going to bed.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's literally floor length in a nineties sexy way
Speaker 3: or like silk And.
Speaker 1: It was so just like she was on Donald.
Speaker 4: Look, she was on the Talk, which is Fox newses Yes,
Speaker 4: and she was asked what Donald wears to sleep by one.
Speaker 1: By great great Glutfield is like Melonia, what does Trump
Speaker 1: wear to bed?
Speaker 4: Does he wear pajamas? And she just like zips her
Speaker 4: mouth shut, like very coyly. So he's maybe sleeping naked.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're sleeping in this. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: why she's seen him cleans room. Yeah, he feels all
Speaker 1: the very sea pop. No, he's got the biggest seapap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. He's wearing like weird, like really really big
Speaker 1: like silk boxers that go up to the snipples. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely, and like huge socks. How does she live?
Speaker 1: She loves Italian marble.
Speaker 2: French French Italian.
Speaker 4: Well, there's that one picture of her in her office
Speaker 4: with Baton and he's like in one of those little
Speaker 4: cars you get children and.
Speaker 1: It's like a Mercedes Bens and he's he's on the floor.
Speaker 2: I really wants her.
Speaker 4: Giant, but she's at this giant wooden desk with like
Speaker 4: marble inlay and gold trim. It's just I think when
Speaker 4: she's moved into Trump Tower, it just became very Trump style,
Speaker 4: like very ostentatious, very gold toilet like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I don't love her style. I
Speaker 1: think she embraced it.
Speaker 2: She did her first midtown apartment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she speaks so fondly of her mother's house
Speaker 1: in Slovenia, and her mom's house seemed kind of more
Speaker 1: like I definitely she's a lot fungier than Trump, who
Speaker 1: always has this frankly almost like Chinese like new money,
Speaker 1: which is like in some hall. Okay, what does she eat?
Speaker 1: What does she Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay, this passage, this passage took me the fuck out,
Speaker 4: And it's in this long just like dearth of her
Speaker 4: and how awkward it was, And she says this. Fortunately,
Speaker 4: during the pre visit briefings, you can't specify any dietary restrictions.
Speaker 4: For example, I had made it known that I do
Speaker 4: not eat raw fish. However, I still made an effort
Speaker 4: to try a local cuisine wherever possible.
Speaker 1: That night in Tokyo. The meal was a delicious blend
Speaker 1: of flavors and extras, which is so chatgy teach like.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm not eating raw fish, but I did
Speaker 4: have an amazing blend flavor, and she's like showcasing the
Speaker 4: best of Japanese cuisine while accommodating my preferences.
Speaker 1: It was a memory references.
Speaker 4: It was a memorable event that encapsulated the warmth and
Speaker 4: hospitality of a coast. I was deeply shocked and saddened
Speaker 4: to hear of mister A's assassinations, like to be like, yes,
Speaker 4: Japan has amazing textures, even though I don't eat raw fish, so.
Speaker 1: Sorry to this man. The only food she doesn't know
Speaker 1: it's insane. So she's too alcohol adjacent. That's true. But
Speaker 1: do you think she's maybe just like a little racist,
Speaker 1: is like I don't have Asian. I also think it's
Speaker 1: because a little bit homophobic. She's worried about doing something
Speaker 1: to lesbian eating fish was raw fish in Italy probably like.
Speaker 2: I think she was having one by the aposta.
Speaker 4: The only food she does mention actually eating in the book.
Speaker 4: One morning, I woke up and I happiness, but I
Speaker 4: saw any but of fruit, which is like, you know,
Speaker 4: it's like the most unripe honeytue melon.
Speaker 1: You have to cut it with a fork and knife
Speaker 1: and it tastes like nothing. Yeah, I mean the marrilago
Speaker 1: fruit is the fruit plate is so bad.
Speaker 2: Fruit she is, it's not edible. Arrangements but like it
Speaker 2: basically is the arrangement.
Speaker 1: Wax and grapes that are on the table. Decoration she
Speaker 1: is hair, I have one decorative like not stopping. She's
Speaker 1: like finishing the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Like is she ever watching TV?
Speaker 4: Well, she's watching it. When Donald gets shot. It's like,
Speaker 4: oh no, yeah, She's like I was not watching it live,
Speaker 4: but I had to why to.
Speaker 1: See him get watch Does she consume? I kind of
Speaker 1: does she wants to see like a traditional Slovenian folk play.
Speaker 3: I can kind of see her watching old or she
Speaker 3: like I watched Lawrence of the Rabia last night with
Speaker 3: Donald and Bed.
Speaker 2: We love old films.
Speaker 4: She does watch a lot of the old plays and
Speaker 4: operas and the ship that Donald loves. But I can
Speaker 4: kind of see this is what like my dead tip,
Speaker 4: and this is what I think a lot of immigrant
Speaker 4: parents do. It's like you buy like the huge international
Speaker 4: like dish TV plan so you can get the one
Speaker 4: Slovenia News Channel.
Speaker 1: I think she's probably doing that because.
Speaker 2: Even the old Slovenian comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think she's watching this.
Speaker 2: She used to go to premieres like and so like
Speaker 2: video music because she.
Speaker 1: Likes the events of it. All right, It's like she's
Speaker 1: there for the events. Like I almost feel like she's
Speaker 1: going into like rest mode, going.
Speaker 2: Going four three, do you want to fall asleep?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, who are you in the.
Speaker 1: Book, I'm the Maryland blogger who she sues her, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, and then like she wins that lawsuit and
Speaker 1: then you do a really successful gofund me. All these
Speaker 1: moms contribute and that's I feel like my closest or Rosie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're also roasy making the real, but under like
Speaker 2: kind of a nail.
Speaker 1: You are absolutely roasty making it real. Being like I
Speaker 1: think he's stop the bully. What do you think about
Speaker 1: that tweet?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 4: It was a quote tweet of a video edited of
Speaker 4: Baron just at various events and he's just like fidgeting
Speaker 4: and I'm like, he's like seven, yeah, like seven year old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like he was just seven. Stephen, are you
Speaker 2: a guest at her wedding?
Speaker 4: Alert Stephen the Japanese. Oh, yes, he's like lady, former
Speaker 4: radio show prost.
Speaker 1: Now professional wife. You can see that. Yes, I'm a
Speaker 1: She was very beautiful.
Speaker 2: We got along, pleasant conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lily, you are not Michelle Obama receiving a silver
Speaker 1: frame awkwardly? Are you the friend calling her being like, betch,
Speaker 1: you have to come out with us. You have to
Speaker 1: come out to my friend Donald. You'll love him.
Speaker 2: And then he's older, but he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: No, you are trying to like set up a hot
Speaker 1: one with an older.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be good for you. Trust me, Trust me, he's.
Speaker 1: So charming, very let me ruin your life. Betch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I give this book. I don't know. It's hard to
Speaker 1: rate this book because it was not written by a human.
Speaker 2: Okay. For the computer, I got a four out of five.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of really good training for that. The
Speaker 1: memoir model got a lot of work done two weeks
Speaker 1: ago when this book was written. So I give the
Speaker 1: computer four out of five motherboards. But I give Milania
Speaker 1: maybe two out of five traditional Slovenian summer spent in
Speaker 1: because it was ultimately a little lamp. I would give
Speaker 1: the book one explicably lit, very weird promo video and
Speaker 1: scary way Yeah.
Speaker 3: Three yeah, three block chains out of five for honestly
Speaker 3: the drive to make her promo videos. I think you
Speaker 3: can speak on her caviar cream to chat to the program.
Speaker 1: Also, wait, did I miss something or was the abortion
Speaker 1: thing not in the book? It was at the very end. Okay,
Speaker 1: She's like, your buddy, your choice means you have the
Speaker 1: choice to have an abortion or not. And it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: And she throw that in because they're trying to walk
Speaker 1: back the Republican Party being too probate, and they're like.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm a woman and I believe in women
Speaker 3: that it centers and rehabs abortions.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I wouldn't say.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say you need to read the book. Honestly, No,
Speaker 4: you could just ask write Malania's memoir.
Speaker 1: Pretty similar. Yeah, I wonder what's next she gets back
Speaker 1: in the White House. Is she going to redecorate again?
Speaker 1: She has some work left whatever the doctor good god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's like Delaware style Delaware as stethoscopes, all the fake
Speaker 1: wooden lobster.
Speaker 5: She has her way to the beach, giant ship wheel yeah,
Speaker 5: all right, be Best, Best Best.
Speaker 2: This episode was produced by my mother, starby Mater.
Speaker 1: Who always manages to accommodate my preferences when I am
Speaker 1: engaging in recording activities. The supervising producer is Abusafar.
Speaker 2: He helped me with my be Best campaign in design
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Speaker 1: This podcast was executive produced by Christina Everett. I miss her.
Speaker 1: Our engineer, today, tomorrow and forever is Bahi Frasher. He
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Speaker 3: The theme song was done by the now deceased Japanese
Speaker 3: Prime Minister's wife, Stephen Phillips. When I got married, I
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