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Speaker 1: Second date Update. It's always awkward when you're out on
Speaker 1: a date and then somebody from your past shows up.
Speaker 1: One time, I was out on a date and then
Speaker 1: my old imaginary friend from high school showed up, Spaghetti Larry,
Speaker 1: And then Spaghetti Larry started hitting on my date, and
Speaker 1: he and I got into an argument, and before I
Speaker 1: know it, my date's running out of the place, and
Speaker 1: Spaghetti Larry and I are in a fist fight, and
Speaker 1: then I'm end up in handcuffs, dateless at the end
Speaker 1: of the evening. Damn it, Larry. Spaghetti Larry always ruins everything.
Speaker 1: And Kyle, who's on the phone to do a second
Speaker 1: date update right now, ended up running into somebody from
Speaker 1: his past while he was out on a date. Not
Speaker 1: sure if it was his imaginary friend or somebody else,
Speaker 1: but Kyle, who did you run into when you were
Speaker 1: out on your date? Into my ex? I was really
Speaker 1: gonna hope you were saying, like your ex teacher or
Speaker 1: X boss. That's worse than getting into a fist fight
Speaker 1: with your imaginary friend on a first date. So tell
Speaker 1: us before you get into running into your ex. Where'd
Speaker 1: you meet the girl that you went out with? I
Speaker 1: met her on tender no like, Um, I had good
Speaker 1: vobsmer from a Toto. Not to sound pervy, but you
Speaker 1: know it was good. Like you know, we both swiped.
Speaker 1: We both swiped to each other, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So we met up for a couple of drinks at
Speaker 1: this local bar, and the skull megan, she's great, beautiful.
Speaker 1: We were viving. So then I went to the bar
Speaker 1: to get some drinks, you know, and then right there,
Speaker 1: roll on, behold, I saw my ex Kathy, who I
Speaker 1: just broke up with like a month ago, so still fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought this was like an old old X. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And did you guys leave things on good terms or
Speaker 1: was this a bad breakup? Yeah? It was pretty messy. Um, Like,
Speaker 1: she's been stalking me, she's been talking to my friends,
Speaker 1: she's been calling my parents seeing like how I'm doing.
Speaker 1: And I've blocked her from my phone, I've blocked her
Speaker 1: off Facebook, and she's still like trying to get in
Speaker 1: my life through other people and it's just like I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to just cut her off. And I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's what's kind of annoyed me. When I saw it
Speaker 1: at my favorite bar. I'm like, you know, it's my bar,
Speaker 1: like I brought you the first time, like he dated, Like,
Speaker 1: why are you here again? Like, yeah, that's what happens
Speaker 1: in breakups. Somebody always gets the bar. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: this was your bar and she was there probably waiting
Speaker 1: for you. It sounds like, yeah, she probably was. So
Speaker 1: she's all drunk. She comes over to me and just
Speaker 1: starts like bawling and like hugging me and saying like
Speaker 1: we could still make it right and all this, And
Speaker 1: then I'm just like, dude, I'm to date right now. Stop.
Speaker 1: It's very struciating. Did the girl that you're out on
Speaker 1: a date with see her talking to you? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: have no idea, because I brought her to the back
Speaker 1: where she was starting to make a scene and everyone
Speaker 1: was looking. So I was like, all right, let's just
Speaker 1: talking to back, you know. Did you get her to
Speaker 1: leave after you guys went to the back? I finally
Speaker 1: calmed her down and I got her out. How long?
Speaker 1: How long did this go on? How long? Was Megan
Speaker 1: sitting there while you're in the back trying to calm
Speaker 1: down your ex girlfriend who's in tears. I was trying
Speaker 1: to just get her out, like as soon as possible,
Speaker 1: but I don't know, it almost became like half an hour,
Speaker 1: like twenty minute. Yeah, she's still waiting for you at
Speaker 1: the table when you got back. That's the thing. Like
Speaker 1: when I went back, she was gone, Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: see your date go into the back with another woman,
Speaker 1: chances are you probably leave. Yeah, And that's what pissed
Speaker 1: me off, because like I didn't get a chance to
Speaker 1: explain the situation. So I actually texted her right and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, we're yet, you know, And she
Speaker 1: texted me back, nice. Try I don't play like that. Okay.
Speaker 1: She definitely saw you go back there with your ex,
Speaker 1: probably doesn't even know the whole situation and thought something
Speaker 1: else was going on. Yeah, she probably thought I was
Speaker 1: matting on some other chick when I was trying to
Speaker 1: get a drink, and she probably thought I'm a player.
Speaker 1: Like I'd probably think the same way, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely I would think the same thing if that happened
Speaker 1: to me. Was that the last thing you heard from
Speaker 1: her just that text or did you guys talk more?
Speaker 1: That was it? Like I texted her let me explain,
Speaker 1: but just just a wall of silence. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many red flags there, even if
Speaker 1: you weren't hitting on another person, Like there's a crazy
Speaker 1: X involved even then that explanation. I mean, are you
Speaker 1: ready to date? Yeah? I've been ready to date for
Speaker 1: the past six months since I was dating Kathy. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's a psychopath, And like that's what I'm calling you, guys,
Speaker 1: because like I want to move on and Megan's awesome,
Speaker 1: and I just want a second chance because like I
Speaker 1: get it, it's the first impression, but like that's not me. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, awesome, thank you man? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: hang on rooking jubil in the morning second date. Right
Speaker 1: in the middle of a second date update and if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us, Kyle is on the phone and
Speaker 1: Kyle basically went on a first date with his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1: He ended up spending more time with her than he
Speaker 1: did with the girl that he actually was out with.
Speaker 1: He met a girl off at Tender. Her name is Megan.
Speaker 1: They went out to his favorite bar and who was
Speaker 1: there his ex girlfriend. When he walked to go get
Speaker 1: some drinks, his ex approached him in tears and then
Speaker 1: he had to pull her to the back of the
Speaker 1: bar and have like a half an hour conversation. During
Speaker 1: that time, Megan, the girl that he was out with,
Speaker 1: left and hasn't talked to him since other than a
Speaker 1: text message that just said I don't play like that.
Speaker 1: So we're assuming she saw him talking to his ex
Speaker 1: and doesn't know the full story. He at least wants
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone and tell her, Hey,
Speaker 1: that was my ex girlfriend. That doesn't mean anything, all right, Kyle?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah, let's go. Kyle. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be a really hard sell to get her to go
Speaker 1: out with you again. Hey, I'm a victim in all
Speaker 1: of this, Okay, Like I didn't get a chance to
Speaker 1: explain what happened. It's not my fault. This is a
Speaker 1: circumstance that happened beyond mike control. And I feel like
Speaker 1: I deserve another chance because like my ex scared her
Speaker 1: away from me. At least have meat delienate you. Not
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna screw this date up. I want it
Speaker 1: to be on my own terms, not my ex girlfriend's terms. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm dialing her phone number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is Megan there? Missus? She Hey Megan? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. You've never heard the
Speaker 1: radio show before Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It
Speaker 1: was just like a print call. No it isn't. My
Speaker 1: name is Jewbil and I host the radio show that
Speaker 1: I just mentioned. It's called Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I have a question for you. Is this gonna
Speaker 1: take a really long time? No, it won't take a
Speaker 1: long time. It's actually about somebody that you know, all right,
Speaker 1: So what And the guy that wanted us to call
Speaker 1: you today, his name is Kyle. Do you remember when
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not. You don't want anything
Speaker 1: to do with him? Yeah, you don't have to have
Speaker 1: anything to do with him, but we just want to
Speaker 1: know why you're not calling him back. He said that
Speaker 1: you left your date early and then all he heard
Speaker 1: from you was a text message that said you don't
Speaker 1: play like that. So yeah, no, yeah, or no? I
Speaker 1: got nothing for him. I got nothing for you. I
Speaker 1: got nothing. Can you at least give us a little
Speaker 1: bit so we can tell him what the problem is.
Speaker 1: I mean, he should know what the problem is. You
Speaker 1: were in your fifteen minutes and he went off to
Speaker 1: like have a private huddle with some drunk girl in
Speaker 1: the corner, and so I thought, Okay, she's easy pickings
Speaker 1: because she's already wasted. I don't know what. And so
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, I'm out of here for all this,
Speaker 1: you know, And I go outside and she follows me outside.
Speaker 1: What this this hysterical of mass Scara follows me outside,
Speaker 1: reeking of tequila and angry, and she's like yeah. She
Speaker 1: proceeds to tell me that they slept together the night
Speaker 1: before and that he was still in love with her
Speaker 1: and he was a mess. Okay, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: you know, when you started talking about the girl crying,
Speaker 1: I was like, gonna explain the story that that was
Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend. But apparently you already know all of that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I know everything about the relationship. I know
Speaker 1: that he cheated on her three months in what how
Speaker 1: do you know? Oh yeah, oh they had a pregnancy
Speaker 1: scare all this. This girl got deep. She got deep, dude,
Speaker 1: she got deep in a short amount of time. And
Speaker 1: because she comes out Okay, here's a girl, she comes
Speaker 1: out all combative and I'm like, you know, you keep him,
Speaker 1: you can have him. I don't want him. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a first date, and it sort of felt like,
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, it sort of felt like I
Speaker 1: was used as a pawn in their relationship drama. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: hold on like that knowing that she was there, so
Speaker 1: she was, yeah, that's that's really what it felt like
Speaker 1: to me. So did you, I mean, did you feel
Speaker 1: sorry for her? I mean at first I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna take my earrings off and this
Speaker 1: is gonna happen, you know, in a real way. And
Speaker 1: then and then she was just so broken and dicceedd
Speaker 1: and and I, you know, I started consoling her because
Speaker 1: she was sick with grief. Yeah. And uh, and now
Speaker 1: we're Facebook friends. I guess what I gave. She asked
Speaker 1: me my name, and like two seconds later, when I'm
Speaker 1: I finally get an uber, it's like you have a
Speaker 1: friend were quiz and it's like, wow, okay, how long
Speaker 1: were you talking to her honestly, like fifteen minutes because
Speaker 1: like after she realized I am not a threat and
Speaker 1: I was disgusted myself with the man. Then she needed
Speaker 1: a hug and she started talking about, you know, the
Speaker 1: sisterhood of women and how we're treated so bad. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I feel I just even hear this story
Speaker 1: of like you're the angel that was put into her
Speaker 1: life to help her get over her egg. I spent
Speaker 1: the entire night consoling his ex. Well, I wait for
Speaker 1: my over that's a pretty good first story. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: set people up, but if anybody needs it, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: well we don't set people up often except to tell
Speaker 1: them that Kyle is actually on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you right now. Ha ha. No,
Speaker 1: I'm serious. No, I'm serious, Megan, No, man, seriously, Yeah, Megan,
Speaker 1: it's me Kyle. Holy, that really happened. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you're even on a phone right now. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry it's happened. I didn't know she confarted here in
Speaker 1: the parking lot. That's insane, that's crazy. Yeah, this whole
Speaker 1: thing is crazy, and you made it even weirder by
Speaker 1: doing all of this stuff instead of just letting it die.
Speaker 1: The reason I want to contact you is because I
Speaker 1: want to explain on my end what happened, and I
Speaker 1: just want to go a second chance. No, not a
Speaker 1: million years, Not in a million years did I ever
Speaker 1: subject myself to that again. And besides, man, I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. I know everything. I know. I know way
Speaker 1: too much about everything. So with that intel, I could
Speaker 1: confidently tell you there's zero interest. Hey, I don't know
Speaker 1: what she told you, but I'm just saying right now,
Speaker 1: at least thirty percent at stuff she told you is
Speaker 1: not true. At least thirty percent. You're not claiming that
Speaker 1: all of it's not true. Well, I mean, dude, she's
Speaker 1: a liar, but I don't know. Sometimes she says like
Speaker 1: some truthful stuff, but she's messed up in the head.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I would not take what she says.
Speaker 1: You guys have for each other. You guys honestly could
Speaker 1: not be more perfect for one another. So I am out.
Speaker 1: I'm out pizza. Well, don't say it yet, Megan, I
Speaker 1: haven't even asked you yet. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out on a second date with Kyle? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it free date, I know, but hell no, what
Speaker 1: I want to go out with Kyle again. I think
Speaker 1: Megan maybe the smartest woman we ever had a second.
Speaker 1: Thank you. If you get women that actually say yes
Speaker 1: to this, then there's a big problem with Come on,
Speaker 1: it's just been in the whole big misunderstanding. I got
Speaker 1: screwed because my ex was at a bar. Like it
Speaker 1: was just a weird situation. It was like a weird
Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with that, Like, I'm a
Speaker 1: nice guy. You know. We were vibing a lot. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we were vibing at the beginning, and then I spent
Speaker 1: more time vibing with your ex girlfriend over what who
Speaker 1: you are? I mean, Kyle, You've got to just give
Speaker 1: it up. Imagine if the tables were turned and it
Speaker 1: was her ex boyfriend at the bar and this scene
Speaker 1: went down, I would totally understand. Yeah right, well, Megan,
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us and telling us
Speaker 1: what happened. Yeah, no problem. Better luck in the future
Speaker 1: on your dating life. Okay, god willing. Somebody texted in
Speaker 1: a very good point at seven eight five to nine two.
Speaker 1: They said Megan should be on Battle of the Tender Dates. Yes,
Speaker 1: she should broken jewel In the morning. We're talking about
Speaker 1: today's second date update if you missed it, stud Kyle
Speaker 1: wanted to call a girl named Megan. They met off
Speaker 1: of Tender and during their date, his ex girlfriend actually
Speaker 1: showed up, which is obviously an awkward situation. Usually that's
Speaker 1: not like something like, oh, hey, how are you sit
Speaker 1: down and have a drink with us. Well, we got
Speaker 1: Megan on the phone and she told us that Kyle's
Speaker 1: ex followed her outside of the restaurant and told her
Speaker 1: that they slept together the night before and that she
Speaker 1: was still in love with him, And of course there
Speaker 1: was a lot of tears. Yeah, when she was telling
Speaker 1: her that, I don't know why. Megan was like, cool,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a great relations off to
Speaker 1: the right start. Sounds fun. Kyle was shocked that his
Speaker 1: ex did that, followed her outside and told her all
Speaker 1: that stuff, but he also said he was thirty percent
Speaker 1: sure that the stuff the X told her wasn't true.
Speaker 1: Thirty percent, so there's still a lot of it that
Speaker 1: was true. Megan wasn't interested in hearing in his excuses,
Speaker 1: and they are not going on a second date. Remember,
Speaker 1: you want to bet he's on the phone with his
Speaker 1: ex problem, or in or in bed whenever they could
Speaker 1: talk about it. In the morning, if you want to
Speaker 1: do a second day up, they don't have to do
Speaker 1: his email. The show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back. It's Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning.