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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello. Hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is Tompkins, calling from uber eats and I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Alan. Yeah, this is Alan. Hi Alan, my name

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Speaker 1: is Tompkins, and I'm calling from uber eats and I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you, um, because I wanted to apologize I didn't

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Speaker 1: deliver your food the other night. And yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: now I'm curious, I mean, what what the hell? Man? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you want the honest answer? Do you want me

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Speaker 1: to make up a story? Uh? Yeah, I want the

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Speaker 1: honest answer. That was dinner for me and my wife,

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Speaker 1: and you know we were we were freaking starving. So

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Speaker 1: what happened? Um? All right, all of that is very

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Speaker 1: very well deserved. Your feelings are very valid on that

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Speaker 1: I screwed up. I should have Yeah, I didn't deliver

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Speaker 1: your food. I should have called. Uh. What happened was

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Speaker 1: I was on the way to your house and I

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Speaker 1: got in a car accident and I was this minor

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Speaker 1: fender bender. Okay, that's understandable. But why didn't you just

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Speaker 1: call and tell me? Then? Well, I mean that's totally understandable.

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Speaker 1: Do you know? Okay, Well, I couldn't tell you because

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Speaker 1: it was a fender bender and the person that I

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Speaker 1: hit was former President Barack Obama's car and he got out.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, come on, you expect me to

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Speaker 1: believe you got into a fender bender with former President

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama? Kid me and Greg. I'm out. That's stupid.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't call you because of the special forces that

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Speaker 1: are still with him, the you know, the the what

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Speaker 1: are what are they called? The secret Service? Yet the

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Speaker 1: story that one out? All right, I get I didn't

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Speaker 1: get in a car accident with former President Barack Obama.

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Speaker 1: You want the actual truth? I guess yes, I would

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Speaker 1: love the actual truth. More on, you're a little weasel.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call up and get your canned. I've

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Speaker 1: got everything I need now to call up and tell

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Speaker 1: them they employ a little weasel. That is just the

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Speaker 1: lies way out of stuff. Yeah. Like I said before,

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Speaker 1: man up and tell me why you didn't deliver our food. Okay,

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Speaker 1: truth is, I got hungry and I ate it, ate

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Speaker 1: it seriously. Yeah. And I didn't know how I got

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Speaker 1: hungry from from the restaurant to where I live, which

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Speaker 1: is like not even two miles. It's not even two miles.

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Speaker 1: And you got a hungry, pang so bad. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: had to eat it. Yeah yeah, So I sat outside

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Speaker 1: your house and eat it down the block outside my house.

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Speaker 1: So you literally came up my street to my house

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Speaker 1: for two people. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am getting

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Speaker 1: another call from former President Barack Obama and call another line.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to take that call. Um. You know what,

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Speaker 1: Just give me your full name. I need your last

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Speaker 1: name so I can report this. All right, My name

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Speaker 1: is Bradley, Yeah Cooper. Somehow I doubt your name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's an actor. I was lying to you again. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry about I know it's an actor. Now tell

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Speaker 1: me the truth. My name is Jewel Freshman. This is

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Speaker 1: a phone prank. That's the apps what this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife. Diana set you up. She said

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Speaker 1: that you didn't get your food delivered the other night

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Speaker 1: and they didn't even call you. Those you wanted me

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Speaker 1: to say that I ate the food. But I really

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Speaker 1: think some of those stories were legit. Like I'm surprised

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Speaker 1: you didn't believe those The Fender vendor that was good.

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Speaker 1: You had me until you went with the Brocco balad

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Speaker 1: and it was just forget. It was that a bit

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Speaker 1: much wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks, we

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Speaker 1: say mornings on the twenties