Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, now, everybody in this meeting, I
Speaker 1: need your listen up. We need to fatten up our
Speaker 1: bottom line. I need a fat bottom. Every time you
Speaker 1: think of a headline, you need to think, is that
Speaker 1: gonna make my bottom fat? Because I don't feel my
Speaker 1: bottom getting fat? Okay, all right, because the bottom line
Speaker 1: is the bottom line. So let's fatten the funk out
Speaker 1: of that bottom. We got fatting, sure, we got trapping
Speaker 1: up to the the bottom toe. So motherfucking factor gotta getting
Speaker 1: fucking fat, fucking fun. I need that bottom fattest. Fuck
Speaker 1: I need it. Yeah, yeah, he needs a fat ass.
Speaker 1: Look at his ass, man, it's ass flat as hell.
Speaker 1: That ass, No, not ass bottom. You get it because
Speaker 1: it's you know, bottom isn't bottom. You're fat bottom, mans,
Speaker 1: that's where the fat at. Don't eat. Worry about the
Speaker 1: top ass. The nobody care about it. Ain't nobody ever
Speaker 1: been fixated on the top ass. We only care about
Speaker 1: the bottom. Y'all need to get that through your heads.
Speaker 1: Everybody in this meeting don't know top ass, only bottoms.
Speaker 1: Y'all are bringing me guards straight. Gosh, that's what it is, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's god, I mean, what what is this. What is
Speaker 1: this headline? Right here? What is it? I'm gonna scroll through,
Speaker 1: just pick out a random look at this headline. This headline,
Speaker 1: Bill Gates is thirty million dollar poop knife? What the
Speaker 1: what the what even is that? What the poop? What
Speaker 1: the fund? Is the poop knife? Uh? A poop knife? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I can answer that. It's the knife you key
Speaker 1: by the toilet because it routinely comes out so hard,
Speaker 1: it being you know what you do in the You know,
Speaker 1: it comes out so hard that you need a NiFe
Speaker 1: to stick up there and break it up. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some people need that, Yeah, some some people. Some people
Speaker 1: do albums man. Yeah, thank you, Samson, thank you so much. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My point is we needs something like our best performing
Speaker 1: headlines of all time. That's what we're trying to do.
Speaker 1: We're trying to top what we already did. So how
Speaker 1: to funk? You're gonna top this? Alright? Our best performing headline,
Speaker 1: which read, did Christ already return? But Obama killed him?
Speaker 1: Question mark this Grandma thinks. So you can't beat that.
Speaker 1: You can't beat that. Come on, we gotta beat that.
Speaker 1: We gotta beat that. But you're not gonna beat it
Speaker 1: with this all right now. Do y'all wanna be great?
Speaker 1: Or do you want to keep talking about pops? Huh?
Speaker 1: Doctors omar accurate news reports? Jill Biden doesn't blight The
Speaker 1: Christian schismologist from Amara Cranews claims a reason increase in
Speaker 1: earthquakes is being directly caused by an increase of rock
Speaker 1: and roll. Here was an eleven. In a new interview
Speaker 1: with o'maracuant News, Dr Fauci refuses to take responsibility for
Speaker 1: nine eleven. He says it's because he had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with it. We'll let you decide. And Uh, today
Speaker 1: Umar is showing us around his office. Uh we get
Speaker 1: to see the entire uh newsroom where the headlines UM,
Speaker 1: the famous heapelines that you all room accustomed to get created. Now. Um,
Speaker 1: we're walking through the building now, but I would just
Speaker 1: quickly uh describe for you. The outside looks something like
Speaker 1: a fortress. Um. It is completely uh windowless, uh edifice um,
Speaker 1: totally concrete. UM doesn't seem like a place that would
Speaker 1: get terrific cell phone service. Uh Amari says that he
Speaker 1: wanted a place that was fortress like because that keeps
Speaker 1: the ideas from getting out. Um. Okay, and now we
Speaker 1: are in the newsroom. UM. The first thing that strikes
Speaker 1: you is that there are no desks. UH. Many people
Speaker 1: uh working working away very diligently, but at no desks uh,
Speaker 1: and no chairs only on being baggs. UM. People are
Speaker 1: on their waptops of course, uh, typing away. And there
Speaker 1: is a a water cooler um in the middle of
Speaker 1: the room, placed conspicuously there. Um. Amari apparently believed that
Speaker 1: this would help encourage conversation and the exchanging of ideas
Speaker 1: through room. Through conversation, it uh evidently has done just
Speaker 1: the opposite. UM. You can imagine every time you went
Speaker 1: to get a drink of water, you had a full,
Speaker 1: captivated audience. UM that might make your self contract, and
Speaker 1: it seems to have done just that. There are many
Speaker 1: water jugs, fully full, never opened, uh, lining circling around
Speaker 1: the water cooler UH savings to indicate that no one
Speaker 1: has gotten a drink for a long time. Many many,
Speaker 1: many things. UH. There are nothing on the walls except
Speaker 1: for motivational posters. I guess we could call them motivational UM.
Speaker 1: They are written with phrases such as, UM, you can
Speaker 1: do it, bitch, uh. But the cat hanging from a ledge. Um.
Speaker 1: Another one that reads don't be you be better than
Speaker 1: you um, which I can hone you so is meant
Speaker 1: to saying that you can be a better version of yourself. Ah,
Speaker 1: but knowing maring, that might not actually be the case.
Speaker 1: It's out and here we are going through around in
Speaker 1: corner and this looks like a corner office. It is
Speaker 1: this year, this year office. I'm right, yeah, yeah, is
Speaker 1: it right? All right? And we're going through too, very
Speaker 1: heavy glass doors and they are oh wow, it's quiet
Speaker 1: in here, little almost almost peaceful. Um. Now I noticed
Speaker 1: on these walls there are different decorations. These are plaques
Speaker 1: and are they Are these the all time best articles
Speaker 1: that you have up on here? Yeah? Yeah, these are
Speaker 1: the ones. These are the headlines that have broken the internet.
Speaker 1: These are all all my babies. Man, I'm so proud,
Speaker 1: all of my babies. Look at this. And you you
Speaker 1: printed them because these are web articles, but you you
Speaker 1: printed them out to hang up on on the wall.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's right. Oh wow, Okay, Well this one
Speaker 1: is one I've never read before. This headline says terrorists
Speaker 1: attack World Trade Center dot dot dot before the Clintons
Speaker 1: got a chance to do it. Uh so you've been
Speaker 1: at this for a long time. Obviously you've been at
Speaker 1: it for a while. Yeah. Man, no overnight success here,
Speaker 1: no overnight success. We've been putting in that work, baby,
Speaker 1: We've been putting in that work. That's why it's so good.
Speaker 1: That's why everything we do is so good. You can't
Speaker 1: just wake up and think about that like that's that's
Speaker 1: some ship that you gotta really you gotta go through.
Speaker 1: Just imagine the headlines that didn't make it okay. You
Speaker 1: you read that, and just imagine the headlines that didn't
Speaker 1: make it okay, because we had to go through a
Speaker 1: lot of bad ones to get to the Dope Ship,
Speaker 1: which is all we're doing right now is Dope ship open. Uh.
Speaker 1: Here Amari goes to check something on his computer. Yo yo, yo, man,
Speaker 1: what the fuck yo? What the fuck yo? The onion
Speaker 1: just want to peabody, The onion just want to peabody.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, ah that well, that could be good
Speaker 1: for you, right, I mean it could make it uh
Speaker 1: easier for you to to win one. So that's a uh,
Speaker 1: that's a precedent. They won one before us. That's bad.
Speaker 1: You don't get that's bad. Were always getting compared to them.
Speaker 1: But we're not them. We better than them, man, We
Speaker 1: better than them. Man. All they do is just silly jokes.
Speaker 1: What we do is art. We make art for the people,
Speaker 1: he said, standing under a photoshop picture of Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: defecating on a bald eagle. Y know, we deserve the
Speaker 1: next one. Man, this documentary has got to do numbers, man,
Speaker 1: with where's my camera? Where's my say? Where's my camera?
Speaker 1: I want to say that to the camera. There there
Speaker 1: are no cameras. Man, it's gotta do numbers. Where's my camera?
Speaker 1: There are no cameras. There are no cameras for a
Speaker 1: documentary podcast. Yeah, I know, you keep saying it's a documentary,
Speaker 1: So how to funk? How the fun? You're gonna film
Speaker 1: the documentary without cameras? A podcast? You don't film podcast.
Speaker 1: You're telling me there's no film in the cameras. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you there are no cameras and no film. There's
Speaker 1: no cameras because it's a this is an audience, you know.
Speaker 1: I just talk straight ahead, Just just straight ahead, all right,
Speaker 1: this has got to do numbers. What we're doing right now, everything,
Speaker 1: so everybody be on it. I don't know where the
Speaker 1: hidden camera is right now, you just said it was
Speaker 1: pretty nebulous. Just stay in front of me. So I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna turn around and talk uh into the abyss.
Speaker 1: But this, everybody has got to be on top of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you submit it for the peabodies already. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: we uh yeah, we uh wait, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: submit though, we gotta we gotta submit. While Amari worked
Speaker 1: on the submission process with his team, I sat down
Speaker 1: with Amari News Corpse lawyer. First of all, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for meeting with us. This is I know
Speaker 1: that you are very busy. You have a lot on
Speaker 1: your plates, so that means a lot. Yes, I'm very
Speaker 1: very busy. You see all these papers here, Yeah there
Speaker 1: their lawsuits? Wow, all of those Okay, well, uh can
Speaker 1: you describe for me, uh your job just on on
Speaker 1: a daily just you're the things that you're tasked with. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm tasked with defending our company and making sure that
Speaker 1: we do not can't sue for slander, and I have
Speaker 1: to come up with a myriad of ways to defend
Speaker 1: what is written. And frankly, I'm I'm running out of
Speaker 1: I'm running out of ways. Now I'm I'm I'm curious
Speaker 1: to know how did you get into this job? To
Speaker 1: begin with? How did you get here? Do you know
Speaker 1: what student loans are? Student loans they charge you for
Speaker 1: going to school, lots of money that you can't pay.
Speaker 1: You pay them back later, and so when you get out,
Speaker 1: there are no jobs that you like, but you have
Speaker 1: student loans, and so you have to pay the student loans,
Speaker 1: and so you take whatever you can get. And so
Speaker 1: that's that's that's how I got here. How how much
Speaker 1: were your your student loans? Well one point three million,
Speaker 1: but let me explain. Okay, yeah, you explaining. I then
Speaker 1: know what I wanted to do. I thought I wanted
Speaker 1: to be a doctor first, and a year into med school,
Speaker 1: I realized, no, I I don't like helping people in
Speaker 1: that way, and so that's some student loans right there.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a creative writer. I wanted to
Speaker 1: you know, there was a time when I was a dancer,
Speaker 1: So you know, I have a lot of creative and
Speaker 1: and professional aspirations that never came to fruition. So that's
Speaker 1: sort of The law school is actually very inexpensive. I
Speaker 1: went to University of Phoenix, and it's very cheap. But
Speaker 1: student loans is why I'm here under that is extremely
Speaker 1: h relatable? Um, so relatable. No, it's not relatable. I've
Speaker 1: talked to many people. No one has the student loans
Speaker 1: that I have. I have a very unique situation. It's
Speaker 1: not very relatable. Nobody can understand what I'm going through.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, no, no, no, no point point taking that.
Speaker 1: That's you're right, I guess I just met the idea
Speaker 1: of having to pay off a student loan. People could
Speaker 1: understand that. Oh yes, yes, of course everyone everyone understands that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people. You're right, Yeah, you are in
Speaker 1: a very unique situation. I am interested to know does
Speaker 1: a Marii ever listen? Because I'm sure you can see
Speaker 1: or smell a lawsuit coming if they put out a
Speaker 1: crazy thing that is uh completely unfounded. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: that you sometimes would like to get ahead of these things.
Speaker 1: But does a MARII ever uh taken to consideration whenever
Speaker 1: you ask maybe two couch something or curb something in
Speaker 1: a different in a different way. No, no, he does not.
Speaker 1: And and you've heard of the term let's run it
Speaker 1: through legal Yes, yes, yes, so that means you run
Speaker 1: it through me. And then I look at it preemptively
Speaker 1: and I say, oh, you know, uh Bill, we can't
Speaker 1: talk about Bill Clinton's butt crack like that. This is
Speaker 1: not gonna work. And of course I am not listen to.
Speaker 1: It gets out there and I get the slander lawsuits
Speaker 1: and I gotta start thinking of different definitions, like, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't actually mean his butt crack. I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta go on Urban Dictionary and type up new flangs. Oh,
Speaker 1: butt crack actually means like, you know, uh, his his pockets.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, that's what the young people are saying,
Speaker 1: but they're not saying that. I'm going on Urban Dictionary
Speaker 1: and I'm typing up new definitions to save our company.
Speaker 1: Don't put that out there, don't put this on the documentary.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Okay. I'm well, I can't know
Speaker 1: promises because I am a ethnical journalist and I take
Speaker 1: my job here seriously. But so some of those headlines
Speaker 1: I would like to just run through to see what
Speaker 1: you used to avoid um financial ruin for the company
Speaker 1: in a devastating lawsuit, UM Joe Biden. One headline read
Speaker 1: Joe Biden doesn't wipe? How did you? How are you
Speaker 1: able to justify that he doesn't wipe his windshields, He
Speaker 1: doesn't wipe the windshields of his car at the gas station.
Speaker 1: He just that's that's a possibility of an interpretation. It
Speaker 1: could be a lot of other things. But that's how
Speaker 1: we got away with the headline, especially since the body
Speaker 1: of the story, the story did not di did not
Speaker 1: have wipe again, Yes, got it? Got it interesting? Okay,
Speaker 1: So they left it. Uh, they left it open for
Speaker 1: its pendication. It's pending. All of our lawsuits are pending.
Speaker 1: All of our lawsuits are pending. I just keep filing
Speaker 1: for extensions, and I just this thing might blow. I
Speaker 1: don't know. You want to read another headline? Uh? This one?
Speaker 1: This one reads h Dr Fauci. This is a long
Speaker 1: This is actually a very long headline. I can't believe
Speaker 1: that this actually made it within the character limit. Dr
Speaker 1: Faucci refuses to take responsibility for nine eleven. He says
Speaker 1: it's because he has nothing to do with it. We'll
Speaker 1: let you decide, yes, and end of end of headline. Yes. Yes,
Speaker 1: So so when we wrote he we're not referring to
Speaker 1: Dr Faucci point, Okay, by that you've already changed something. God.
Speaker 1: We're referring to God. He if you notice it's capitalized
Speaker 1: he I know, and I don't. Yeah, in a headline,
Speaker 1: everything is capitalized, but God is also capitalized, So so
Speaker 1: he is not Dr Faucci. And so we never actually
Speaker 1: really said that legally, legally is what I'm talking about. Ah, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: And um, this last headline evidence building that Jonah Hill
Speaker 1: puts his whole mouth on the water fountain. Probably we
Speaker 1: didn't get sued for that one. I think I think
Speaker 1: you made a mistake. That one actually happened. Jonah Hill
Speaker 1: puts his whole mouth on the water film. There's there's
Speaker 1: a photo of that. So so that one was a
Speaker 1: lucky one. Yeah, you're okay, all right, Yeah I got okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just within the context of everything else that you'd writing, okay,
Speaker 1: that that was on me. I should not have I
Speaker 1: should not have assumed, okay. And for so another part
Speaker 1: of your job is uh, you your website uh. And
Speaker 1: websites uh they advertise many different products that promise many
Speaker 1: different things. And UM, I also have questions about this
Speaker 1: because I'm sure you have to get hit with things
Speaker 1: like this as well being that they fall within your
Speaker 1: legal purview. Um. One item we came across was the
Speaker 1: this is advertised on one of your sites, uh, the
Speaker 1: Tactical bath bomb. Uh. It says that it's a bath
Speaker 1: that will give you the strength of ten armies. What
Speaker 1: what what does it that even? What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: It's a reinvigorating uh bathball? Um that Uh it makes
Speaker 1: you feel strong after you come out of it. What
Speaker 1: does it mean the strength of ten armies? Um? Ants?
Speaker 1: Ants are known to be armies, and if you look
Speaker 1: at the fine fine print, which is always there on
Speaker 1: the package, it'll say not a human army, and so
Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's an army of ants. So yes, yes,
Speaker 1: legally legally, but of course the messages. The message is
Speaker 1: that this bomb helps you feel great, right, and it
Speaker 1: does because there's a little bit of uh actually, I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed to tell you what it is, but it's
Speaker 1: absence als Okay, Well that is effective. That always makes
Speaker 1: me feel better. Um okay. Uh. This next product is
Speaker 1: called the real red Pill. Ah. It is a pill
Speaker 1: that it says that it's a pill that will being
Speaker 1: John Malkovich, you into the mind of Kennle Reeves. Yes,
Speaker 1: why do they do this? Why do they do this?
Speaker 1: John Malkovich and Kana Reeves? Yeah? Yeah, what what's your question? Well,
Speaker 1: what do you want to know? Um? I guess what
Speaker 1: I'm asking is, how can you justify this, this claim
Speaker 1: um that you will be by taking this pill put
Speaker 1: in placed into the mind of cantle Reefs. Okay, well
Speaker 1: we we define the mind of Kiana Reeves as being empty. Uh.
Speaker 1: I love Kiana Reeves. I don't believe this personally, but legally.
Speaker 1: This is what's on the little little pamphlet that has
Speaker 1: folded over a hundred times. It says, minds Kiana Reeves
Speaker 1: is an empty mind. And the red pill has an
Speaker 1: active ingredient that cuts off a lot of neuron connections
Speaker 1: and you get the feeling that you're not thinking. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is our legal way out of this, our
Speaker 1: legal loophole, if you will. And then this this other product.
Speaker 1: That's interesting that you would say that, because if that
Speaker 1: cuts off neurons, this next product seems to enhance them
Speaker 1: or multiply them. It's the product is just called n
Speaker 1: z T, which is the drug from the movie Limitless.
Speaker 1: That's supposed to give your mind, you know, limit less ability. Um,
Speaker 1: we couldn't find what the ingredients were, but the warning
Speaker 1: label says not to take it if you are allergic
Speaker 1: to PCP. I mean you you you you really asking
Speaker 1: me this. I'll tell you if you turn off the
Speaker 1: if you turn off this little microphone here, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what's it. What's you'll You'll still be on the record.
Speaker 1: It won't be recorded, but if you're talking to a reporter,
Speaker 1: it will still be on the record, even if it's
Speaker 1: not on even if it's not recorded. Well, then I'll
Speaker 1: say that it does not contain PCP. That product does
Speaker 1: not contain any traces of PCP. However, if you are
Speaker 1: allergic to PCP, which is everyone, you shouldn't take it. Ah. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so you're saying that, Um, if there's PCP in it,
Speaker 1: I want move on from this. This is one I'm
Speaker 1: not comfortable with. They already rejected us. Excuse me, sorry,
Speaker 1: Uh already, Wow, man, they can't they can't do this
Speaker 1: to us. Man, they're gonna do this. So Samson, Um,
Speaker 1: thank you for doing this interview. What is your relationship
Speaker 1: exactly to Mr Broadwater? Uh? Yeah, well, uh I'm his
Speaker 1: right hand man, kind of like brutus. Oh so you're enemies. No,
Speaker 1: don't you ever say that, you dumb motherfucker. They was boys,
Speaker 1: Brutus and see they was boys. They were so close
Speaker 1: that Caesar couldn't believe it when he stabbed his ass. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you work together. Yeah, and how how would you
Speaker 1: describe that? Well, you know, we boys. So I picked
Speaker 1: him up in the morning out the bed and carry
Speaker 1: him to the bathroom. She can brush his teeth. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't brush his teeth for no more. He asked
Speaker 1: me stop doing that. Uh. So when he when he
Speaker 1: brushes tea, I just sit there and listen. He likes
Speaker 1: to talk a lot, even even when he's brushing his tea.
Speaker 1: You're tall, and I just listened to him. And because
Speaker 1: we boys were boys like uh like like uh like
Speaker 1: Kanye and Pete Davidson we boys. Uh, I don't think
Speaker 1: now Kanye Pete there, I'm pretty sure they're not so
Speaker 1: cool right now. Yeah. So then um, I lay out
Speaker 1: his clothes form and go downstairs and make them some T.
Speaker 1: We got the the n z T T the T
Speaker 1: with n z T And he likes that a lie.
Speaker 1: He's not allergic to it. Uh so then I've made
Speaker 1: them some breakfast. You know, because we boys were boys
Speaker 1: like uh like Ben Affleck and Diddy. Uh they're now
Speaker 1: they're not They're kind of their relationship is definitely on
Speaker 1: the rocks. Uh. Now you've you've mentioned a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Uh no, we boys, we boys like uh like Eric
Speaker 1: Bonnet and David Justice. Again, they're famously not friends. Um
Speaker 1: so more than once you've mentioned relationships that started out
Speaker 1: uh as friendly and then we're broken up, either through
Speaker 1: jealousy or literally by one person taking the other person's
Speaker 1: significant other. Did I did? Um? Did amory ever take
Speaker 1: your your significant other? You're someone who you are romantically
Speaker 1: involved with? Uh? Yeah? So but we boys so, um
Speaker 1: you know, I just I you know, I'm like he's
Speaker 1: Mr Bentley and uh I walk around and uh sometimes
Speaker 1: I get an umbrella form uh so that he could
Speaker 1: feel good, uh and shaded and cool in the sun
Speaker 1: or dry in the rain. Uh right, well okay, um?
Speaker 1: And then are there any other duties that you uh
Speaker 1: do for your boss? Uh? He doesn't notice, but his
Speaker 1: fans are um violent, So I am also the head
Speaker 1: of his secret security is secret we call secret security
Speaker 1: because secret to him, he don't know about it, but
Speaker 1: we gotta keep him safe at all times because they
Speaker 1: really pose a serious threat to him. And uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to keep him safe because we boys were boys,
Speaker 1: like like like Drake Bell and Josh Peck. Uh Nope,
Speaker 1: they're definitely not boys. One of them is a criminal.
Speaker 1: I'm fuzzy on what. I don't want to make this
Speaker 1: claim that it's not true, but I think one of
Speaker 1: them is a bad, bad, bad bad guy. Now, bad
Speaker 1: bad guy. You're okay, I'm on the phone. I'm on
Speaker 1: the phone with the with the Peabody people right now. Yeah, yeah, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you need to put us in there. You gotta
Speaker 1: put us in You have to because you know why,
Speaker 1: because we have a bigger audience than everybody else. So
Speaker 1: so how can you say how can you say that
Speaker 1: it's not worthy of your little dinky award because you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what your award, you know what
Speaker 1: your award. It's not even really that great. We're doing
Speaker 1: you a favor. We're gonna put the Peabodies on the map,
Speaker 1: you know, So how come? All right, Okay, alright, it's
Speaker 1: not okay, but how just tell me why how come?
Speaker 1: What do you mean pick a different category? What is?
Speaker 1: What we do is art? It's art, so we put
Speaker 1: it in the art well else he's supposed to put art.
Speaker 1: Well else, he's supposed to put art. But in the
Speaker 1: art category, there's no else for art to go. Man,
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. You go, really, mother, Hey you get back?
Speaker 1: Damn all right? Fine, fine funk man, Yo, goddamn it. Man,
Speaker 1: they keep talking about some some categories and it is
Speaker 1: the categorical evidence of whatever the funk they're saying. But ship, man,
Speaker 1: what category they want to put us in? Though? Uh
Speaker 1: might be the news? Yeah, I mean, what's saying it?
Speaker 1: But you really think they'd accept us if we submitted
Speaker 1: in the news category. They did, and here's a look
Speaker 1: at what happens next time. Man, what I do is
Speaker 1: harder than the news. The news could never be me never, Samson.
Speaker 1: You know you're not just like yes man, right, you're
Speaker 1: you're I'm not just yes man. I gotta speak to
Speaker 1: the people directly that eat the ship. This is a
Speaker 1: terrible idea and it's not gonna work. Are accurate News
Speaker 1: is and always will be fake news.