Speaker 1: Home from Alaca.
Speaker 2: Alaka.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, hello, yes, yes, hello?
Speaker 4: Is this the frog.
Speaker 3: From gaycu.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 6: Sure, okay, listen, I'm having a bit of an issue
Speaker 6: with my car okay.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 6: And I'm on your insurance playing right now?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 6: Can you can you get me covered so so I
Speaker 6: don't get food?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Okay? Okay?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: Anyways, how you doing tonight, mister frog?
Speaker 2: I'm all right?
Speaker 6: Aha?
Speaker 4: School with your drinking water?
Speaker 6: Okay? And what's your greatest here?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 6: What is your greatest fear?
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: What is your greatest fear?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: My greatest here?
Speaker 3: Okay, don't last okay.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, all right, I mean
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna Where did you think this would go?
Speaker 2: And where? And how does that?
Speaker 7: How that?
Speaker 2: How is that different from where it has gone? And
Speaker 2: be please be honest with me if you can. I
Speaker 2: know you don't want to. I know you want to
Speaker 2: keep doing it. But I know that there's a part
Speaker 2: in you that can be reached to do an honest
Speaker 2: valuealuation to do I want to. I mean, seriously, you
Speaker 2: know how much I mean, I know there's a part
Speaker 2: in you that understands that a genuine if you stop
Speaker 2: doing the voice real quick, and we got to a
Speaker 2: point where we're genuinely evaluating what the way that this
Speaker 2: played out versus the way you thought it would play
Speaker 2: out in your head, we both know that would be
Speaker 2: more valuable for us than if you kept doing the voice.
Speaker 2: I mean you, I know, I mean, look, you're gonna
Speaker 2: do whatever you're gonna do. I'm not You're not obligated
Speaker 2: to do anything, you know, you know me anything, But
Speaker 2: I'm but I'm so curious what that would look like.
Speaker 2: Are you not curious what that would look like? Can
Speaker 2: I appeal to that sense in you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: How did this go compared to how you thought it
Speaker 2: would go?
Speaker 6: Again?
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to be serious. I was gonna go
Speaker 3: from joking to actually like talking about real problems. But now, okay, So,
Speaker 3: to be honest, my greatest fear would have.
Speaker 5: To be.
Speaker 6: Most likely government issues and the middle and how're in
Speaker 6: the middle of a pandemic?
Speaker 2: Are you afraid of the government's inability to handle what?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 6: How?
Speaker 2: Are you you're afraid of our government?
Speaker 6: Yes? I feel like.
Speaker 3: They don't know what they're doing. And I feel like
Speaker 3: that we're most likely going to be in this pandemic
Speaker 3: for a couple more years. And that's my fear because
Speaker 3: I like, I want to go and you know, I
Speaker 3: want to go get out of the pandemic.
Speaker 6: But in order to do that, you know, people need
Speaker 6: to stop being idiotic and you know, be reasonable and
Speaker 6: just it's scary to think that there there might be
Speaker 6: no possible solution to end this pandemic.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I can't say that I know anything
Speaker 2: about how the future lies, but you know, I hope
Speaker 2: for the best. I try to remain optimistic. That's about
Speaker 2: all we can do. I mean, everything that could possibly
Speaker 2: have been said about the uncertainty of coronavirus has been said,
Speaker 2: So you know, I think I think you put it
Speaker 2: well though, I think. I mean, I'm dumb. I don't
Speaker 2: know anything. I don't you know, I'm gonna vote, but
Speaker 2: I don't understand the political process or really anything at all,
Speaker 2: because I don't know anything because I didn't pay attention
Speaker 2: in school. But I hope you feel better.
Speaker 6: Thank you, And I hope you feel better, And to
Speaker 6: the chat, I hope that you can soon, hopefully get
Speaker 6: out of this pandemic. Love y'all, see you later.
Speaker 2: Have a good night. Hef Hello, this is Lio, the
Speaker 2: fucking get cool guy. That was you know, I recorded.
Speaker 2: This is the second draft of this intro that I've
Speaker 2: recorded so far. The first one I was singing the
Speaker 2: entire time, and then I listened back to it and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not I'm gonna not do that.
Speaker 2: So no one's ever gonna listen to no one's ever
Speaker 2: gonna get to hear that ever. But anyway, Look, this
Speaker 2: is therapy Gecko. This is a show where strangers call
Speaker 2: me and we talk about uh, pretty much everything and
Speaker 2: also and sometimes nothing too. And I'm very excited for this.
Speaker 2: H This evening's program got all sorts of calls about
Speaker 2: all sorts of things, and also some calls that aren't
Speaker 2: about anything at all, which is fine. You know, I
Speaker 2: just look, I wanted to prepare you. I had to
Speaker 2: mention that because sometimes, you know, look, a lot of
Speaker 2: podcasts out there, they like to have all these conversations
Speaker 2: about different stuff. You know. You know how there's the
Speaker 2: baseball podcast and it's like, well, we talk about baseball,
Speaker 2: and then there's you know, the sex in relationship podcasts
Speaker 2: where they're like, we talk about sex and relationships, and
Speaker 2: then there's the movie podcast where we're gonna talk about movies.
Speaker 2: We'll go, well, I want to you know, look, let's
Speaker 2: carve a space out here at Spotify and Apple Music
Speaker 2: and wherever else where we can. Hey, let's be the
Speaker 2: podcast where you don't really have to sometimes we talk
Speaker 2: about stuff, but not all the time. All right, this,
Speaker 2: this is this has been too long. I apologize anyway.
Speaker 2: You can call the Getto every Monday, Wednesday and Friday
Speaker 2: at ten pm Eastern Standard Time on twitch dot tv,
Speaker 2: slash lyle forever and without further ado. Let's let's get
Speaker 2: into it, baby, all from.
Speaker 9: A mom.
Speaker 2: Ed mon et mon yep, what's up?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 9: Not much?
Speaker 2: What's up with you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 10: Not much?
Speaker 2: That's cool?
Speaker 9: How you been having good? How you been?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You know it could be better?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 2: What's wrong?
Speaker 5: Work up my hours?
Speaker 2: Where do you work.
Speaker 11: At a warehouse?
Speaker 2: What kind of warehouse?
Speaker 5: We create board games?
Speaker 2: You create board games?
Speaker 5: Yes? Like parts Monopoly stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You work at a warehouse that creates Monopoly parts?
Speaker 5: No, we have some board beings. Were working an assembly line?
Speaker 2: What part of the assembly line do you do?
Speaker 5: Depending on the day could be the instruction card or
Speaker 5: the little men like the figures or whatever.
Speaker 2: So you work in a factory all day crafting little men?
Speaker 5: Yes, basicly, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's a good thing that they cut your hours
Speaker 2: because you probably go insane if you do that for
Speaker 2: too long. Yeah, you're going to start to think that
Speaker 2: you are the little man. Do you ever wait, I
Speaker 2: can ask you a question.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Have you ever been doing your job and thought
Speaker 2: to yourself, I am a big man crafting a little man?
Speaker 5: Not yet? I try to pass the time quickly. What
Speaker 5: do you do?
Speaker 2: What do you do to pass the time?
Speaker 5: I try to daydream?
Speaker 2: What do you daydream about.
Speaker 5: My future?
Speaker 2: What do you dream for the future?
Speaker 5: Having a girlfriend?
Speaker 2: What would your idea girlfriend be?
Speaker 5: Like? Oh mm hmm, let me see you caring? Nice? Active?
Speaker 10: Maybe you said active?
Speaker 2: What do you mean by active?
Speaker 5: Like not just sit around the household me?
Speaker 2: Do you sit around the house all day?
Speaker 7: Maybe?
Speaker 5: I try not to do that.
Speaker 2: I think, Look, if you want an active girlfriend, you
Speaker 2: gotta be active yourself.
Speaker 10: Dude.
Speaker 5: True, yeah, I should work in that.
Speaker 7: What what?
Speaker 2: What what would you want to do? Would you want to.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm in school now, it's college.
Speaker 2: So you're in college and you work at a board
Speaker 2: game factory. Do you play any like college sports?
Speaker 5: No, it's online right now, sadly.
Speaker 2: How often of your day are you outside?
Speaker 5: I go longboarding every day.
Speaker 2: That's active.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I walk my dog.
Speaker 2: All right, so you've got some stuff going on. I
Speaker 2: think that you you know, you're all right. Do you
Speaker 2: consider your self caring? Do you care about other people?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 2: All right, So you're caring and you're active. And what
Speaker 2: is the last thing that you are you hot?
Speaker 5: I can't answer that.
Speaker 2: Why can't you answer that?
Speaker 5: Because either way it's beauty is and the eye of
Speaker 5: the beholder.
Speaker 2: I agree, that's a good answer.
Speaker 5: I don't think I'm ugly.
Speaker 2: How would you rate yourself on a scale from one time.
Speaker 5: Six point?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 2: Who are you with? Are you with someone?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: My family doesn't.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, can I can? I can I talk to
Speaker 2: one of them?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Why can't I talk to one of your family members?
Speaker 8: Don't think I'm weird?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 9: I don't know?
Speaker 2: You know what? God, dammit? What'd you say your name was?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What did you say your name was?
Speaker 5: At mom?
Speaker 2: At mom? At mom? Look if you you can't give
Speaker 2: You can't give a fuck if people think you're weird
Speaker 2: at mom. That's why girl. You know what, Girls they
Speaker 2: want someone who doesn't give a fuck if people think
Speaker 2: that they're fucking weird. Man, I think you've got to
Speaker 2: have that confidence. You got to have the confidence to
Speaker 2: go up to your mom and say, Mom, I am
Speaker 2: having a conversation with the internet echo right now, and
Speaker 2: I need you to talk to him.
Speaker 5: I'm blasted, blasted afterward?
Speaker 2: Who blasted by what? What does it even mean? Blasted?
Speaker 5: Like ridicules?
Speaker 2: Did fuck them?
Speaker 7: H What do you care?
Speaker 5: Ed a mom? Man?
Speaker 2: You shouldn't care.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't care at a moment. Look, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: do that. I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna force you to tell your parents that you're
Speaker 2: talking to a computer right now. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: force you to do that. But I just want and
Speaker 2: and and by the way, look, in all seriousness, I
Speaker 2: don't think the not giving a fuck attitude can be
Speaker 2: cultivated in a split second, you know, spur in the
Speaker 2: moment adrenaline. Well, I don't think that that's realistic. I
Speaker 2: don't think that's real. That's why I'm not going to
Speaker 2: sit here and until you do it. That would be stupid.
Speaker 2: But I think you should. I think you should think
Speaker 2: about it. I think you should consider it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you're right, I should. Yeah. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. I love you at a moment.
Speaker 5: At mom. By the way, what at mom? A moment?
Speaker 2: I love you at mom?
Speaker 5: Love you too.
Speaker 2: Have a good night.
Speaker 5: All right too?
Speaker 9: All from Ethan Carter to accept Press one.
Speaker 2: Ethan Carter. I've talked to you like seven times.
Speaker 9: Oh no, this is the first time.
Speaker 2: Wait, this is the first time. It's a different Ethan Carter.
Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure. I was just watching your stream and
Speaker 8: I saw one person called and just hang up.
Speaker 2: I know, right, you know, look, I mean you know,
Speaker 2: Ethan Carter. Look, I appree, I don't. You don't seem
Speaker 2: like you're gonna do that. I'm getting good vibes from you.
Speaker 2: But I also looked at anyone out there who wants
Speaker 2: to call into the stream and just immediately hang up.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to fault them for doing that because
Speaker 2: I didn't prepare either for this. So if anyone else
Speaker 2: wants to just call one and hang.
Speaker 8: Out, say that my friend called off for a plan
Speaker 8: tonight and now my knight's made again.
Speaker 4: I'm watching you teach me about Alaska.
Speaker 2: What what were your plans beforehand, before you were going
Speaker 2: to do this.
Speaker 8: I was just gonna drink looking friends.
Speaker 2: You were just gonna do what?
Speaker 8: Drink with some friends?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Who are your friends? What is your relationship like with them?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 8: Good at school with them?
Speaker 5: Uh? They're humans.
Speaker 2: Do you have any friends? Do you would you say
Speaker 2: that you like all of your friends or do you
Speaker 2: have any friends that you don't like very much?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 9: No, I think I like all of my friends.
Speaker 8: People that I don't like I try to keep out
Speaker 8: of my life.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had have you had to keep anyone
Speaker 2: out of your life recently? Is there anyone who like
Speaker 2: tries to penetrate your life that you don't that you
Speaker 2: have to defend on? Like Goalie with.
Speaker 8: My mom keeps trying to come over.
Speaker 2: Your mom keeps trying.
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: What's what's your relationship like with your mom?
Speaker 9: I have a great relationship on mom.
Speaker 8: I don't feel like cleaning my apartment.
Speaker 2: Why do you have to clean your apartment just because
Speaker 2: your mom is over?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she's gonna start disrespecting this. It's not gonna give
Speaker 8: me the same.
Speaker 2: You don't think she respects you.
Speaker 8: I don't think she'll respect me if she's not bother
Speaker 8: me right now? Does your mom respect you?
Speaker 2: I think my mom respects me. You know that, you
Speaker 2: frog she does?
Speaker 10: She does, Gecko, but you're watching live stream.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she's watching right now, but I
Speaker 2: think so. I mean, look, you know she I don't
Speaker 2: think that she owes me any respect by any means.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm entitled to others respect.
Speaker 8: No, I don't think anyone is entitled to respect. Off
Speaker 8: the jump, you gotta agree.
Speaker 2: I agree?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 2: But do you feel okay? But then, do you feel
Speaker 2: like you've earned your mother's respect?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not trying to ruin that. If my uncleaning
Speaker 8: is she has, she's one of those peoples.
Speaker 2: But but okay, but your your what's your truth?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 2: Like in your actual life? Are you an uncleanly? Are
Speaker 2: you a dirty person?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I'm a fucking man.
Speaker 2: So why not? Just I mean, why do you Why
Speaker 2: would you want to change who you are just to
Speaker 2: impress your mom? Why can't you just put you got
Speaker 2: to put her in a situation where you be forced
Speaker 2: to accept you for who you are, or else you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to keep putting on the charade forever.
Speaker 9: So I should like shit on the floor and by
Speaker 9: your only if.
Speaker 2: That's what you would actually do. You know, you seem
Speaker 2: like a good guy, Carter. I don't think you're out
Speaker 2: here shitting on your floor. I think that that would
Speaker 2: I think you're shitting on your floor would be just
Speaker 2: as bad as you cleaning your house, because both of
Speaker 2: them are extremes on the side of they're both they're
Speaker 2: both disingenuine to who you are. I don't think you
Speaker 2: would do either of those things. I suggest you do
Speaker 2: exactly what you would normally do before you have your
Speaker 2: mom over. I don't think you need to clean your room,
Speaker 2: but I don't think you need to take a shit
Speaker 2: on your floor.
Speaker 8: I'll think about them. The second one, I'll no, I thought.
Speaker 11: I really hit a good idea of that on.
Speaker 2: Look, the best idea is to just be yourself. Do
Speaker 2: what you're doing. You know, Ethan, Carter, you seem like
Speaker 2: a good guy. I don't think you need to change.
Speaker 8: Well, thank you too, frog Man, Absolutely than Carter.
Speaker 2: I love you very much. And I appreciate it calling in.
Speaker 2: I hope to talk to you against you as well.
Speaker 8: Have a good night.
Speaker 2: Good night, Ethan Carter.
Speaker 12: Home from autumn.
Speaker 2: Autumn.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I made it. I'm on therapy. Get go,
Speaker 12: I'm live.
Speaker 7: You are you are?
Speaker 12: That's great because it feels pretty good. This is I've
Speaker 12: I've tried to call you a lot of times, but
Speaker 12: tonight is the night I really need your advice.
Speaker 2: Have we spoken before? Never wonderful? Tell me what's going
Speaker 2: on autumn, and I'll and I will try my best,
Speaker 2: which might not be good, but I hope I have
Speaker 2: set the bar low enough.
Speaker 7: For you to be.
Speaker 12: I appreciate that. I'm comfortable with that. So here's what's up.
Speaker 12: I have this like housemate. There's this girl that I
Speaker 12: live with, and we're pretty into each other. We've been
Speaker 12: hanging out a ton over the past couple of weeks
Speaker 12: and we've been like starting with each other a lot,
Speaker 12: and today I just, you know, I directly asked her,
Speaker 12: like what's going on. We basically just confessed that we
Speaker 12: both wanted to have something together, but like we live together,
Speaker 12: so it feels like it's a really bad idea, you know.
Speaker 12: So She's like, yeah, I want this too, but we
Speaker 12: live together, so we shouldn't. And I'm like, yeah, we
Speaker 12: live together, so we shouldn't. But also like, let's just
Speaker 12: do it anyways, and she's like no, And that's pretty
Speaker 12: much where I'm at. But also, dude, we're going camping
Speaker 12: on Sunday, like in the mountains, like in a tent together,
Speaker 12: just the two of us. And I don't know how
Speaker 12: to deal with this whole situation.
Speaker 2: What's her rash?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 2: Why is the fact that you guys live with each
Speaker 2: other so much of a big deal? What do you
Speaker 2: like worried is going to happen?
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess just like, Okay, so say things
Speaker 12: go badly, we break up or whatever, stop seeing each other,
Speaker 12: but then we still have to live with each other,
Speaker 12: see each other all the time. That would really suck.
Speaker 12: And then on the other hand, if we do really
Speaker 12: like each other and things go well, it's still way
Speaker 12: too soon to be like living with the other person.
Speaker 12: You know, it just feels too fast.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Well, how much do you really care about
Speaker 2: like how awkward it'll be if you guys break up,
Speaker 2: because I mean, how many of us have I've had
Speaker 2: roommates that I never ever speak to. It would just
Speaker 2: kind of be like that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean personally, like, I think it could be
Speaker 12: you know, awkward, it could be painful, it could be hard,
Speaker 12: but like I've been through a lot of hardship in
Speaker 12: my life, I don't really care. I will gladly risk
Speaker 12: my own feelings or some awkwardness to just like kiss
Speaker 12: this pretty girl. So I don't get I agree.
Speaker 2: I think that I think you should. I think it's
Speaker 2: worth the risk. To me, the risk seems like, okay, awkwardness.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is just me to I think that awkwardness.
Speaker 2: It's not a huge risk to me, you know. But
Speaker 2: your problem, I think you're on board. I get a
Speaker 2: sense that you're on board. Your problem is she doesn't.
Speaker 2: How on board is she? I mean, because you can't
Speaker 2: really force her to do anything she doesn't want to do.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, absolutely not. And I I don't want to
Speaker 12: really like try and convince her she doesn't want to either.
Speaker 12: But right, you know, we we've always talked about like
Speaker 12: we're very similar people and she is just a little
Speaker 12: bit more like rational and logical than I am. And
Speaker 12: I'm always like, you know, I'm gonna I'm going to
Speaker 12: pull you over to the dark side and make you
Speaker 12: do dumb shit with me, you know, Like and today
Speaker 12: she kind of asked me if I was going to
Speaker 12: do that. She was like, are you going to push
Speaker 12: me over the edge? And I was like, no, that
Speaker 12: would be wrong because it would because She's like, if
Speaker 12: she doesn't want to, then she doesn't want to, you know.
Speaker 2: But I'm annoyed. Why is why and why is this
Speaker 2: inherently dumb shit? Why is it? I mean, how long
Speaker 2: is your I mean, you could make arguments that it
Speaker 2: would be dumb. You can make arguments of the opposite, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, what if how long is your lease?
Speaker 12: I mean I pretty much just moved in, so my
Speaker 12: leases until like next July. Also, like we both just
Speaker 12: really like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, what if you what if you give what
Speaker 2: if this is like a six year rele?
Speaker 7: What if?
Speaker 2: Like, I think it's dumb to not take the chance
Speaker 2: just because you might it might be awkward.
Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, I'm I'm with you, but again.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, yeah, I don't think you're probably
Speaker 2: I don't think it's I mean, you sound like you're
Speaker 2: on board. The thing is, you know, getting her on
Speaker 2: board and you don't want to be put in a
Speaker 2: situation where you have to like convince So that's the
Speaker 2: worst situation ever, bed is trying to convince someone that
Speaker 2: they should date you. You know, you don't want to
Speaker 2: be in that situation.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so come on, you don't have the answers I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna look, I mean, at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, even if it's kind of a stupid reason,
Speaker 2: if you want to be with someone, I want to
Speaker 2: be with you, you have to move on.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, I can do that. But
Speaker 12: at the same time, we still both really like each
Speaker 12: other and we're still hanging out all the time, and
Speaker 12: we're still going to be camping in the mountains. Like,
Speaker 12: I don't know, I don't know how to draw this line.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is so annoying because I normally I don't
Speaker 2: I I actively I don't I like get to me
Speaker 2: like I don't games. I actively condemn games. And I
Speaker 2: think what I was, what I'm thinking of my head
Speaker 2: is like, okay, so if you the only the only
Speaker 2: thing you could do is just games. I mean, is
Speaker 2: she like flirting? You have to you have to, Okay,
Speaker 2: then you have to kind of draw a line and
Speaker 2: sand with her and be like, all right, if we're
Speaker 2: not doing this, then we're not doing this.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to see any
Speaker 2: flirty eyes. I don't want any friendly shoulder touches. I
Speaker 2: don't want anything that would even insinuate that we're anything
Speaker 2: close to doing this. If you don't want to do
Speaker 2: this because you're like I want. I want you to
Speaker 2: be on that position of like, hey, we're either doing
Speaker 2: this or we're not doing this, because I can't. I
Speaker 2: can't deal with this tension.
Speaker 12: That makes sense. I mean, Okay, it's it's Halloween in
Speaker 12: a couple of weeks, right, and we're playing to our
Speaker 12: matching costumes. Have you ever seen Broad City?
Speaker 2: I'm familiar with it.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I'm gonna be Elana and she's gonna be
Speaker 12: happy and we're wearing these matching costumes. I'm going to
Speaker 12: be Alana from this episode where she's wearing a corset,
Speaker 12: but I can't get a corset on myself. So she's like,
Speaker 12: she's agreed to like put my corset on me while
Speaker 12: I'm like fucking naked. And that's that's plans we already
Speaker 12: made in the past, you know, and you know, I
Speaker 12: really want her to do that. I don't want to
Speaker 12: be like I'm going to candl.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you do, but but you're but
Speaker 2: that it's bad for you. I think it ultimately it's
Speaker 2: bad for you though, because she doesn't want to do it,
Speaker 2: which sucks. I think it's for a supid reason. She
Speaker 2: might Okay, what else say is like, I think she
Speaker 2: might come around, but I don't want you like holding
Speaker 2: out for her to come around, because that's just gonna
Speaker 2: put you in a bad position. You know, she might
Speaker 2: come around, but I don't even want I don't even
Speaker 2: want you to think that she might come around, because
Speaker 2: then you're gonna be like in the back of your head,
Speaker 2: like subconsciously, like you know, holding yourself that she might
Speaker 2: come around, and that's just gonna fuck with you. And
Speaker 2: you don't want that. You don't want that tension. You
Speaker 2: want to be like.
Speaker 12: Sure, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Again, I would. It's almost I feel like it's I'm
Speaker 2: trying to like if you if you told her like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know we like each other, I think you should
Speaker 2: have a conversation with her where you said to her, hey,
Speaker 2: I know we like each other. I'm down to do this.
Speaker 2: I want you like where if you want to know
Speaker 2: where I stand, I stand like I'm down.
Speaker 7: To do this.
Speaker 2: I don't care that we're roommates. I personally think that
Speaker 2: that's a dumb reason. That's where I stand. And if
Speaker 2: you don't stand on there too, you don't want to
Speaker 2: do this, then we then we're not doing this, you know.
Speaker 2: I just think she'd be made clear, you know, or
Speaker 2: else you're just going to be It's just going to
Speaker 2: be a ball of gross tension that neither of you
Speaker 2: were going to have fun being in until she comes around.
Speaker 2: But you don't want to hold out. I don't know
Speaker 2: if any of that made.
Speaker 12: Any sense, but no, I totally feel you. And that's
Speaker 12: basically the conversation we had earlier, because I told her, like,
Speaker 12: I recognized that this could be bad, but I would
Speaker 12: totally go for it. I would do it, Okay, I
Speaker 12: respect that you don't want to write. And then we
Speaker 12: kept flirting for a while, and that's when she was
Speaker 12: asking if I was going to like push her a
Speaker 12: little bit over her boundary, like flirtatiously, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, no, she asked you that flirtatiously?
Speaker 12: Yeah, she did.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think she's into it. But but but god
Speaker 2: damn it, Autumn, you don't have any room in your
Speaker 2: life for games, all right. If she's into it, she
Speaker 2: should fucking tell you. I hate these games so annoying.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: But yeah, dude, don't don't hold. I would just continue
Speaker 2: to communicate honestly, which it sounds like you're doing. It
Speaker 2: sounds like she's it sounds like to me. And again,
Speaker 2: I don't you know, know you guys or anything. I
Speaker 2: don't like, you know, projecting or anything. But it sounds
Speaker 2: to me like you're putting yourself out there honestly, and
Speaker 2: she kind of isn't because I'm getting a sense that
Speaker 2: she kind of wants to. But she's down to she's
Speaker 2: down to play games. But I don't want you to
Speaker 2: be down to play games because then you're gonna be playing,
Speaker 2: because then you're gonna be just playing games.
Speaker 12: Well, how are you doing tonight?
Speaker 2: While I'm all right, how are you? I'm was that
Speaker 2: how do you feel about anything that I said? How
Speaker 2: do you feel?
Speaker 12: And you know, I think I think you're basically right.
Speaker 12: I think what I'm gonna have to do is just say, like.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess I'm just gonna have to draw
Speaker 12: that line and be like we're either doing this or not.
Speaker 12: Like we're either gonna do a thing or we have
Speaker 12: to stop flirting. We have to like not be hanging
Speaker 12: out every day. It's got to be one of the other.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 12: So, yeah, you gave me the answers I was looking for,
Speaker 12: and I appreciate that absolutely.
Speaker 10: Autumn.
Speaker 2: I wish you the best of luck and I'll talk
Speaker 2: to you soon.
Speaker 12: All right, talk to you see and Nile, good night
Speaker 12: on him. Good night.
Speaker 2: All From Matt Nickels, Matt Nichols, Matt Nichols, Matt Nichols,
Speaker 2: Matt Nichols, Matt Nichols, Matt Nichols. Are I say five
Speaker 2: more times? Matt Nichols, Matt Nicholas. What are you doing?
Speaker 7: Man? I was just sitting here.
Speaker 4: I was watching the boor At movie and then decided
Speaker 4: to get on Reddit, and I see this talking decko
Speaker 4: teaching me things about Alaska that I had no idea about.
Speaker 2: How old are you me?
Speaker 7: I'm thirty six.
Speaker 2: Do you remember what if you were a good student
Speaker 2: when you were in high school?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 4: Uh, you know, I did what I needed to do
Speaker 4: to skate by.
Speaker 7: You know, I knew that, I knew the bare minimum.
Speaker 2: Did you have a good time in high school or
Speaker 2: did you enjoy your experience?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 7: You know, for the most part, I had.
Speaker 4: I got some good memories, that got some bad memories.
Speaker 4: I think we all have that going for us.
Speaker 2: You know, what's the worst memory you have of high school?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 7: So I uh senior year, like last week of high school.
Speaker 7: Pissed some people off. Uh not a lot of people
Speaker 7: get the.
Speaker 4: Whole you know, dry sarcasm type thing, and uh, some
Speaker 4: people don't get the joke, I guess, And I pissed
Speaker 4: some people off. I get jumped in the locker room,
Speaker 4: halfway undressed, right, and this dude just jumps across the
Speaker 4: bench clocks me right in the face. I go down,
Speaker 4: blood everywhere.
Speaker 7: So it was a pretty miserable experience.
Speaker 4: I wanted to getting like six stitches in my face.
Speaker 2: What did you say to this guy to make him
Speaker 2: want to want to want to want to punch you?
Speaker 4: You know, it's not that great of a story. Actually,
Speaker 4: it is just Uh, everybody's familiar with flat tire, right.
Speaker 4: You keep stepping on the back of your fucking shoe yes, Uh,
Speaker 4: getting hit with one.
Speaker 7: Of those over and over again.
Speaker 4: And uh, I know it was like it was like
Speaker 4: four in the morning or some ship.
Speaker 7: This dude was doing it to me.
Speaker 4: I told him to knock this, you know, knock it
Speaker 4: off or you know there's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2: And why were you at your high school in four
Speaker 2: at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4: All right, See, I wasn't at the high school four
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning. We had the senior trip thing, right,
Speaker 4: So we were off in a Disney World and I
Speaker 4: guess they opened the park up at like ten o'clock
Speaker 4: at night for just high school students all over the
Speaker 4: country at the time. And uh, that was just we
Speaker 4: were going back to the bus. So it was just
Speaker 4: like one of those it's been a long day, Like
Speaker 4: I don't feel like dealing with your ship right now,
Speaker 4: knock it off. And I called him out in front
Speaker 4: of his friends, and I guess he didn't like that,
Speaker 4: so later when we got back to school, that's how
Speaker 4: he endled it.
Speaker 2: So you tell me that guy was harassing you at
Speaker 2: Disney World and you set up to him and then
Speaker 2: he clocked you in the face.
Speaker 7: Yeah, jump me.
Speaker 4: Not even a real fight, man, I had, I was
Speaker 4: halfway taking my pants off.
Speaker 2: You know what, what would you say your name was?
Speaker 7: When it's Matt? Matt?
Speaker 2: I think we should reframe this, Okay, I think we
Speaker 2: should refrain. I think this is a good memory because
Speaker 2: I look, I look at this, Matt. This is the time,
Speaker 2: this is This is a memory of you standing up
Speaker 2: to a guy who's kind of a gasshole. You think
Speaker 2: you think you lost, but I think you won because
Speaker 2: you you you, you didn't take his ship. You and
Speaker 2: you and look you you know he he he might
Speaker 2: have hurt you, but I think you you, you truly
Speaker 2: got to him, all right. You know, you fucked with
Speaker 2: his self esteem, you know, and he and that's because
Speaker 2: he was insecure and that's why he was picking on you.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I think this is a
Speaker 2: victory for you, Mat. I don't think it's a bad memory.
Speaker 2: I think it's a good memory. This is you standing
Speaker 2: up for yourself. Matt. I think you should be proud
Speaker 2: of that snarky comment you made to this man giving
Speaker 2: you the flat tires.
Speaker 7: Right all right?
Speaker 4: You know what random Internet geto.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look at it as a victory.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that absolutely, Matt. I hope that, you know.
Speaker 2: I hope that this, this revisionist history, etches itself forever
Speaker 2: into your life, replacing the bad memory.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 13: I like that.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, of course, Matt. I love you very much.
Speaker 2: I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 7: You know what. I love you too, Random Internet gecko,
Speaker 7: you take care, good night later.
Speaker 2: From Madden Madden, Madden, are you there, please? Please, dear
Speaker 2: God tell me you're there, Madden.
Speaker 7: Yes, sir.
Speaker 2: Where do we go when we die?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I feel like it's up to you to decide, all right.
Speaker 2: So if it's up to if it's up to you,
Speaker 2: what would you say?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 7: Probably to have my energy flow through the rest of
Speaker 7: the world and circle through the cycle of life.
Speaker 2: If you got to choose, and I don't think you
Speaker 2: do personally, but if you got to choose the next place,
Speaker 2: the next destination of your energy once it leaves you,
Speaker 2: where would you put that energy?
Speaker 13: Probably to grow an oak tree?
Speaker 2: An oak tree?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Why an oak tree?
Speaker 7: I don't know, just pretty tree.
Speaker 2: So how does this feel right now? Just you know,
Speaker 2: sitting on the phone.
Speaker 13: It's pretty hot in my house right now and a
Speaker 13: warm Okay, what about you?
Speaker 2: What about mean?
Speaker 13: I mean, like, what how do you feel right now
Speaker 13: on the phone?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I feel fine. I mean I'm trying to think, you know,
Speaker 2: should we talk about something or should we talk about nothing?
Speaker 2: Because a lot of the times with stream, when you're
Speaker 2: doing a stream, right you try you kind of try
Speaker 2: to make the conversation, kind of try to make there
Speaker 2: be a conversation. But I don't know if we have chemistry.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be fully if can I be honest with us?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you right now? I don't
Speaker 2: think we have a lot of chemistry, Okay, don't that's
Speaker 2: not and by the way, that's not a reflection on
Speaker 2: either of us. I mean, I don't think that means
Speaker 2: that you're That doesn't mean you're bad. I just think
Speaker 2: I mean you, in and of yourself as an entity,
Speaker 2: and me in and of myself as an entity, are
Speaker 2: completely different from the entity of us together. And I
Speaker 2: don't think that we have a lot of chemistry together.
Speaker 2: Not to say that we won't have chemistry with other people,
Speaker 2: and not to say that either of us are bad people,
Speaker 2: but I think that us together it doesn't work very well.
Speaker 2: I agree, it's sort of evidence.
Speaker 7: I can agree.
Speaker 2: Are you okay? I'm not saying this to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 13: I mean, this isn't no, no, I understand.
Speaker 2: It's like a you know, I think rejection. It's it's
Speaker 2: more of a me It's not you know, a reflection
Speaker 2: on either party. It's just a means to keep people
Speaker 2: who weren't meant to be with each other, uh, you know, apart?
Speaker 13: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Would you say your name was Madden? That's a cool name.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's pretty unique.
Speaker 7: I guess said.
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna be fine, man. I think there's
Speaker 2: gonna be I think there's other.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: I think if you'll find you'll find someone else. I
Speaker 2: don't think you'll I don't think you're gonna be alone forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love you, man. I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 10: All right, peace, good night, good night?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: How from Alex?
Speaker 2: A leak? All from Hello Aleak alak? Are you there?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I can say, wait, hey, my name is Alex.
Speaker 2: By the way, with an why'd you say it was
Speaker 2: a leak?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: I said, Alex? Did it not pick it up?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: What are you doing right now?
Speaker 9: Well, watching your stream in my dorm room. I'm an ra.
Speaker 2: How's that going?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 9: It's interesting during COVID, you know, there's a lot more
Speaker 9: rules and stuff and people just ain't following them, and
Speaker 9: I got to do a lot more work because of it.
Speaker 2: Do people hate you because you have to? You have
Speaker 2: to setch on them?
Speaker 9: You know they actually really do. I have a lot
Speaker 9: of enemies in my building right now.
Speaker 2: How does that make you feel that everyone in the
Speaker 2: building sees you as a threat?
Speaker 9: You know, it's kind of funny. I honestly don't give
Speaker 9: us it. I think it's really fun dusting people. That's
Speaker 9: my guilty pleasure. Honestly, I love dusting people. I think
Speaker 9: doing those incidents is so fun, especially when they start
Speaker 9: fighting back. Oh man, and it gets spicy.
Speaker 2: So you so you're not a You're not a You're
Speaker 2: not one of those rays that feels bad about having
Speaker 2: to do their job. You get you actually get off
Speaker 2: on like getting people in trouble.
Speaker 9: I don't know if I'll get off on it, but
Speaker 9: I certainly have fun.
Speaker 2: Your said it sounds well, I'm not I don't mean sexually,
Speaker 2: I mean you're like, you know, you're getting.
Speaker 7: Off on it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're right, Yeah that's fun.
Speaker 2: What's the fun about it to you?
Speaker 9: I don't know, man, I think it's the power. I
Speaker 9: just I love busting people like also I love I
Speaker 9: love doing shit that they're not allowed to do, you know,
Speaker 9: like I'll drink or I'll smoke or whatever, and it's
Speaker 9: like I could bust them for it, but what are
Speaker 9: they going to do? I'm the al right.
Speaker 2: When you was it, was it always like this? Or
Speaker 2: did this sort of corruption happen later on into getting
Speaker 2: the job? When you signed up for this job, what
Speaker 2: did you have in mind?
Speaker 9: Honestly?
Speaker 8: I did it for the free housing and the free food.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Have you always been like this? Have you
Speaker 2: always had a lust for power like when you were
Speaker 2: look throughout your life?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 9: Honestly, No, it wasn't until I was in a position
Speaker 9: of power and I got to clarify because I see
Speaker 9: chat going nuts here. I don't bust them for the
Speaker 9: alcohol and shit like I'll let the other rys do
Speaker 9: that stuff.
Speaker 8: I bust them for the COVID stuff because.
Speaker 9: That's annoying and I want to stay safe.
Speaker 2: But you know, okay, that's fair. But you like doing it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it can be fun.
Speaker 2: But last night, yeah, okay, tell me about last night.
Speaker 9: The last night, I go to the bathroom right at
Speaker 9: like three in the morning, and I'm walking back and
Speaker 9: my residents they don't realize that our doors they're real shitty, right.
Speaker 9: I can hear everything through them, and of course what
Speaker 9: do I hear. I'm just pitching for them to buy
Speaker 9: the coke. I heard that from one of my residents,
Speaker 9: you know, And so then I have this still on
Speaker 9: my list. I think alcohol and weed is one thing,
Speaker 9: but like coke, you know. But like I still didn't
Speaker 9: do anything because it was three in the morning.
Speaker 5: I was tired.
Speaker 9: I just wanted to go there.
Speaker 7: And that's their business.
Speaker 9: I don't care as long as they're not being like
Speaker 9: assholes or like belligerent or like loud, you know, not
Speaker 9: my problem.
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought, you see, I would feel like you
Speaker 2: you gave off this impression that where I thought the
Speaker 2: story was going to go as you heard that and that,
Speaker 2: and you felt that like a like a shark, sense
Speaker 2: is blood. You know, this was your next kill for
Speaker 2: you to bust on these people for a pretty big thing.
Speaker 2: That's the you're giving off that impression that you enjoy
Speaker 2: fucking with these people.
Speaker 9: Oh, don't get me wrong, I do, but for the
Speaker 9: right reason. Like I'm not going to bust them for
Speaker 9: being kids in college. You know, that's fun, But like
Speaker 9: for the COVID shit, Like that's just being an asshole,
Speaker 9: you know, if you're not gonna wear a mask that
Speaker 9: takes five seconds to But I'm like, come on.
Speaker 2: Do you do you break COVID rules not to be
Speaker 2: honest with me, No, I'm totally honest.
Speaker 9: I follow every rule that I've been given for COVID
Speaker 9: because I don't want to get.
Speaker 2: Sick, all right, So you only enforce the COVID rules.
Speaker 9: Pretty much or noise Honestly, if I get if I'm
Speaker 9: like really tired or I'm studying or whatever and someone's
Speaker 9: like bumping down the hall, I'm gonna go shut them up.
Speaker 2: But like, the chat is so the chat is so
Speaker 2: uh conflicted on you. I normally don't like to look
Speaker 2: at the chat when I talk to when I when
Speaker 2: I talk to callers, but the chat is very conflicted
Speaker 2: on you. There's there's there's a civil war going on
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 9: I'm having the time in my life watching this chat.
Speaker 9: It's very funny.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're in a power position right now.
Speaker 7: Like on this call?
Speaker 9: Yes, not really. No, I feel like we're pretty equal.
Speaker 9: You're more or less a strange to me.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like I've seen some concern in the
Speaker 2: chat people are concerned about not so much what these
Speaker 2: tendencies look like right now, but what they might develop into.
Speaker 2: Should you decide to further pursue positions of power as
Speaker 2: you as you have now gained a taste and a
Speaker 2: lust and addiction for the stuff, what do you say?
Speaker 2: What do you think moving forward?
Speaker 9: Like, you know, this being like this level of power position,
Speaker 9: but also it's a lot of work. I like that's
Speaker 9: just annoying. So like like I'm done with this job.
Speaker 9: I'm not doing it. I've done it for two years,
Speaker 9: I've done my time. Like it's pretty awful. Not gonna lie,
Speaker 9: but uh, it has its moments, and I don't think
Speaker 9: I'd want a position with any more power than this. Honestly,
Speaker 9: I think that's just too much work for me.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad that we ended on that because I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna you know, over the time you started off
Speaker 2: as clarify as you got to clarify yourself. It got
Speaker 2: a little bit better, but you started off.
Speaker 9: It did start rocky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it started off a little rocky. But hey, I'm
Speaker 2: also not sure one hundred percent trust you nobody. You
Speaker 2: seem a little shady, but I think you like that.
Speaker 2: I think you seem shady.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess I don't know. It's a weird thing
Speaker 9: to be at all.
Speaker 2: Right, Alex, I love you very much. I'll talk to
Speaker 2: you soon.
Speaker 9: I love you too. Man, have fun.
Speaker 2: Good night.
Speaker 9: But don't think.
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Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, how's it going?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 2: What's your greatest fear?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 14: Not being good enough for shit? In like any aspect
Speaker 14: of my life. Put a category, that's the that's the
Speaker 14: fucking subgenre.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you want to be good enough
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 9: Anything? Anything?
Speaker 14: That anything that I want? I want to be. I
Speaker 14: wanted to be the best. Set up my mind too,
Speaker 14: in like relationships, family relationships, the work that.
Speaker 2: I do well, you gotta you gotta pick a thing,
Speaker 2: because I think if you're gonna say I want to
Speaker 2: be good, you could if you are gonna just blanketly
Speaker 2: say I want to be good enough in general in
Speaker 2: a general sense of things, you're never going to be
Speaker 2: good enough because you haven't narrowed it down to a thing,
Speaker 2: and you're just gonna be of course, no one's ever
Speaker 2: gonna be good enough at you know everything.
Speaker 14: That's true.
Speaker 9: Right now.
Speaker 14: I want to be a good gardener. I like grown
Speaker 14: plants perfect. That's that's that's the focus at this moment,
Speaker 14: at this point in time.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 2: Why do you feel like you can't be a good gardener?
Speaker 14: I feel like I can. I feel like, uh, I
Speaker 14: always feel like something's going to suck up. I feel
Speaker 14: like I have a fuck up nature. Maybe that's my
Speaker 14: greatest fear is sucking up.
Speaker 2: It's fuck up. I mean, well, what I don't know
Speaker 2: that much about gardening, but I mean what does sucking
Speaker 2: up look like? You feel like forget to water the.
Speaker 14: Plants, ruining, ruining all the crops. Uh, things that can happen,
Speaker 14: like bugs, mold, ship like that, even ship that it
Speaker 14: potentially the end of my control.
Speaker 2: Well, if it's out of your control, well, first of all,
Speaker 2: I mean, look, that's like I mean like bugs, bugs
Speaker 2: are assholes, and that's out of your control. So everything
Speaker 2: that's out of your control, I mean, you just get
Speaker 2: rid of that immediately.
Speaker 1: I feel that.
Speaker 14: I feel like I tried to apply.
Speaker 2: That and me don't apply that into your Also, I
Speaker 2: don't know, you shouldn't even be judged. I think you
Speaker 2: should just be doing it. You know, I don't even
Speaker 2: think you should be judging yourself about these plant What
Speaker 2: made you? Why do you want to be why do
Speaker 2: you want to get into the gardening? What appeals to
Speaker 2: you about gardening?
Speaker 14: I like following the money, I like, uh, I can
Speaker 14: sell I can sell the shit that I grow even
Speaker 14: around here, I can sell like local or like grown
Speaker 14: mushrooms for restaurants and ship. That's what I want to do.
Speaker 2: So you're you're telling me that you went into gardening
Speaker 2: for money.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I like.
Speaker 14: I like seeing the plants grow, but I like, you know,
Speaker 14: you gotta get make money.
Speaker 2: I think if the first reason, what do you do
Speaker 2: for a living?
Speaker 14: Right now? I work for myself doing the gardening and
Speaker 14: doing online business.
Speaker 2: So you support yourself by gardening, I do. So you've
Speaker 2: got you have objective proof that you are capable of gardening.
Speaker 2: You eat food with money, and you and you stay
Speaker 2: in an apartment with money that you have obtained through
Speaker 2: gardening as objective proof.
Speaker 14: I think that's why I'm so hardened myself on it,
Speaker 14: because it's one of you know, it's my it's what
Speaker 14: makes my money, and if I fuck it up, then
Speaker 14: there's no money from it, right, But.
Speaker 2: I would, you know what fuck it?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: I have a similar thing, sort of like with this stream.
Speaker 2: I think all the time, I'm like, what happens to
Speaker 2: my fuck up? And people just stop watching the stream?
Speaker 2: I actually I have that right, but in my head,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, well, I'll just wait until that happens.
Speaker 2: If it happens, and I'll do something else. You know,
Speaker 2: if you fuck up so bad, I mean, you're not
Speaker 2: gonna die. You know, if you look you're you're a
Speaker 2: resourceful guy. You have been able to build your entire
Speaker 2: life around. You have the skills capable to build a business,
Speaker 2: and you know that objectively because you have done it right.
Speaker 2: So you have those skills. So even if all your
Speaker 2: plants die and you fuck up and everything closes and
Speaker 2: no one ever buys any plants from me ever, again,
Speaker 2: no one can take away those skills that you have.
Speaker 2: So even if everything you currently have and everything you
Speaker 2: currently know goes away, you can still do something afterwards.
Speaker 2: You're not but you don't get banned from life unless
Speaker 2: if you die. So as long as you're not bad,
Speaker 2: you know, there's more stuff for you to be able
Speaker 2: to do out in the world. So I would just
Speaker 2: try to live in the moment of what you're doing.
Speaker 2: And if it all goes south, you know that fucking
Speaker 2: it's like that Mark Twain. I think it wasn't Mark Twain.
Speaker 2: Do you know the quote I'm about to say. He
Speaker 2: said something like I've suffered a lot in my life,
Speaker 2: and most of the things I've suffered over it never
Speaker 2: actually happened.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I feel that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's kind of like that, if
Speaker 2: that makes sense.
Speaker 14: That's helpful. That helps with dress over shit that I
Speaker 14: don't have control over. It'll it'll it'll probably come back
Speaker 14: around and fade out. But that's something that I deal
Speaker 14: with and then comes back to bite me. But I
Speaker 14: think I deal with it a little better every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I I mean again, I have a similar thing.
Speaker 2: But what I mean, just I'll to say what keeps
Speaker 2: me going is just like, you know what if everything
Speaker 2: fucks up. I used to work for I got this
Speaker 2: from someone else. He used to work for a guy
Speaker 2: who ran his own marketing agency and he and he
Speaker 2: told me like, if this doesn't work, I'll just do
Speaker 2: something else. So I would just do what you're doing,
Speaker 2: and right now it's working for you. And once a
Speaker 2: staus working, you just do something else. I know it's hard.
Speaker 2: I know it's like a you know, small pithy answer,
Speaker 2: but no, that's what I have in my head.
Speaker 14: And if it stops, you apply the skills that you
Speaker 14: have to whatever is needed at the time. In the same,
Speaker 14: the same for you. Your ship. Your ship is great
Speaker 14: and I don't see Thank you man.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 14: I've started watching a couple of days ago when I'm.
Speaker 2: Upd Thank you man. I appreciate that. What's fuck it?
Speaker 2: What's your flower? What you want? You want to promote
Speaker 2: your flower website? I'm kind of curious, now.
Speaker 9: What was that you want to?
Speaker 2: You want?
Speaker 7: Where?
Speaker 2: Where do you sell these flowers at? I'm curious.
Speaker 14: Oh, I don't have a website for that. It's all local.
Speaker 14: But I do appreciate that. My right now, my only
Speaker 14: online thing is my eBay store.
Speaker 2: Yo, you should sign up for TikTok, make a little
Speaker 2: TikTok all your plants and you can surf. That's what
Speaker 2: I think you should do. Start scaling plants so you
Speaker 2: twerk in front of the plants.
Speaker 14: Is that what TikTok is for? I feel like that
Speaker 14: would be a thing.
Speaker 2: Look, man, trial and error, you know.
Speaker 14: Exactly if it sticks of sticks?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? What'd you say your name was?
Speaker 14: My name is Jeff.
Speaker 2: Well, Jeff, I'll leave you to it. Sounds like you've
Speaker 2: got some plans to work on.
Speaker 14: I do, and that's that's gonna be my new thing.
Speaker 14: You'll see you'll see me all over.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to see it. I love you, Jeff. I
Speaker 2: appreciate you. You calling in and again you know you
Speaker 2: got the skills that you need to do this.
Speaker 14: I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: I'll use you.
Speaker 14: You got mad skills you Thank you.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 10: Peace all from Billy, Billy, Billy, are you there?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 2: You know, not a whole lot, Yeah, not a whole lot. Billy.
Speaker 1: You've had some good calls tonight. You've had some good calls.
Speaker 1: They've been they've been everywhere, but they've been really good.
Speaker 1: They've been a nice time, get nice time.
Speaker 2: What's your barometer? How how do you judge a call? Necessarily?
Speaker 1: I think it's going to start with are they sincere
Speaker 1: at first? But then then I want to feel exactly
Speaker 1: how they intended someone the old saying you treat people
Speaker 1: how they want to be treated. Sure, that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily, I don't. I mean, I don't think
Speaker 2: sincerity is a requirement. I've had interesting interactions with people
Speaker 2: who felt insincere. I wouldn't. I wouldn't even go as
Speaker 2: far as to say that there is any sort of requirements.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you're telling me your own I'm fucking
Speaker 2: you up because are your time of your own personal definition?
Speaker 1: No, well, but but that what if the person's not
Speaker 1: being insincere, is it an interesting conversation because you know
Speaker 1: that they're full of shit? Or is it more of
Speaker 1: an interesting conversation to see how far they can take it?
Speaker 2: See, this is why I don't like. I don't like
Speaker 2: to put barometer. I don't not I don't know I
Speaker 2: have to tell people. I don't try to tell people
Speaker 2: that they can't prank call or that they can't you
Speaker 2: can do whatever. You can call in and not know what.
Speaker 2: I don't. I try not to put limits on I
Speaker 2: try to I want people to feel like they could
Speaker 2: do whatever, because then there might be some like formula
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, like a formula right of
Speaker 2: like a combination of confused but sincere insincere, because some
Speaker 2: there's there's a great call out there that the formula
Speaker 2: to which I don't even know. So I have to
Speaker 2: allow for all variables.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's that's probably why you're good at what
Speaker 1: you do. Most people wouldn't have that patience. Most people
Speaker 1: wouldn't have that patient and the one time you do
Speaker 1: call them out, they actually do sound like they smoke
Speaker 1: forty Virginia slims today.
Speaker 2: What is a Virginia slim?
Speaker 1: A Virginia slim? It's the southern Southern old lady cigarette.
Speaker 1: Southern old lady's cigarette brings down the brings down their
Speaker 1: boys a lot.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 9: I would love for you to.
Speaker 2: What's your greatest fear?
Speaker 1: I can't say death. I can't say death.
Speaker 2: Why can't you say that?
Speaker 1: I've had a wild life. You know, I'm lucky to
Speaker 1: be here right now. You know that as a get go,
Speaker 1: you have things that I want to kill you. All
Speaker 1: the ta cats, birds, rain hard rain would fuck you.
Speaker 2: What has wanted to kill you?
Speaker 10: Billy?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that I haven't made all friends
Speaker 1: in my life, so I'm sure there's somebody out there
Speaker 1: that thought it and being like God, that guy right
Speaker 1: there would be better dead.
Speaker 2: Is there anyone that you know for sure has ever
Speaker 2: wanted you dead? Well?
Speaker 1: I've been married once, but I mean I was a
Speaker 1: winner in that one. So uh, I think my step
Speaker 1: kids want me dead. To be honest with you, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna get in an ENDZ soon.
Speaker 2: Do you think your step kids want you dead?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think they're too young to know
Speaker 1: what that feeling actually means. But yeah, I think they've
Speaker 1: had that premature preteens fucking guy sucks type of deal,
Speaker 1: which sucks because I'm super cool to them. You know,
Speaker 1: they're good kids.
Speaker 2: Why do you think they don't like you?
Speaker 1: A demeanor? Demeanor, you know, one way to everybody else
Speaker 1: and one way just to me. And then those of
Speaker 1: course that time at the eight year old said fuck,
Speaker 1: I wish she'd die. But I think it's more the
Speaker 1: demeanor towards it. Maybe it's me.
Speaker 2: How long have you been been been married to your wife?
Speaker 1: I am uh engaged to this wonderful lady. We have
Speaker 1: a sixteen month baby, and yes, yes, yes, yes so
Speaker 1: but about two years I have been They they called
Speaker 1: me step dad first, and that was messed up when
Speaker 1: they did that because I went to go pick him
Speaker 1: up from the bus and the bus I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: is this your an eleven year old said no, this
Speaker 1: is my stepdad.
Speaker 9: I was so proud.
Speaker 1: I was so proud, like that is the sweetest thing, man,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, And he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, billy.
Speaker 1: It's a lot easier to call you my stepdad than
Speaker 1: the guy that got mom pregnant.
Speaker 2: I was like, how how old are these How old
Speaker 2: are these kids that want you dead?
Speaker 1: That one was eleven? Now twelve?
Speaker 2: They still the twelve and and what twelve and nine?
Speaker 1: Twelve and ten? Now yeah, just turned birthdays this month.
Speaker 2: Well, I think you are lucky that of all the
Speaker 2: possible ages of people who want you dead, ten and
Speaker 2: twelve year olds, I think are the towards the side.
Speaker 2: Like if I wouldn't want like a healthy twenty seven year.
Speaker 1: Old man as a step kid.
Speaker 2: Now you know a twelve year old handle.
Speaker 1: You're talking about capable being?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, but don't be you know, I'm in Luctor,
Speaker 2: fuck man. My parents are divorced, and I remember being
Speaker 2: I remember being, you know, with whatever ten or twelve
Speaker 2: and being pissed off. Yeah, you know, I think it's
Speaker 2: just natural. I don't think it's just it's I hope
Speaker 2: you don't take it as a statement on you.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, I really think I tell you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't actually things. Yeah, I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wake up with them band.
Speaker 2: Actually, but you should actively start being a dick.
Speaker 1: I have been a dick, but but but it was
Speaker 1: at other times, like the nine year old came into
Speaker 1: a room when we first all moved in together, wanted
Speaker 1: to get to bed, and Nina's mom, I'm like why,
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm scared a nightmare And I said, then no,
Speaker 1: He's like why, Like, because I don't want the monsters
Speaker 1: to come kill all of us.
Speaker 2: Billy, you're the victim here. Well, I don't want you
Speaker 2: to think of yourself as a victim, but these kids
Speaker 2: are bullying you. You stand up to these kids. I
Speaker 2: hate these kids, you know what.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, dude, I think you're right. I've
Speaker 1: been not thinking that I could be the victim in this,
Speaker 1: but you know what, fuck them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck these kids, dude, fuck these kids.
Speaker 1: I should just take mine go.
Speaker 2: That should look, you don't have to leave, you know,
Speaker 2: you don't have to leave, You don't have to be
Speaker 2: actively mean, but you know, stand up to these fucking kids.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Is it worse to backhand a
Speaker 1: preteen if you are the step parent or the biological Wait,
Speaker 1: what is it more legally acceptable?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not an attorney, gecko, but I would say,
Speaker 2: with whatever expertise I do have, you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: you don't have to hit these kids, but just you know,
Speaker 2: don't you're just saying.
Speaker 1: Act like I would hit them, like not they like
Speaker 1: I want them to know I wouldn't, But I just
Speaker 1: want them to know I fucking could.
Speaker 7: Type thing.
Speaker 2: Just just you know, look, don't just don't take their ship,
Speaker 2: you know, just be like you don't even have to.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, you don't have to like hit them.
Speaker 2: You don't have to be like violent or anything. But
Speaker 2: one person, you know, all right, don't read the chat.
Speaker 2: And I just glanced at the chat and everyone in
Speaker 2: the chat saying, don't he just and I see one
Speaker 2: highlighted message that says fucking hit those I see that.
Speaker 1: I bet that's one of the kids daring me.
Speaker 2: No, don't hit the kids, but don't let the kids
Speaker 2: hit you.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 7: I like that.
Speaker 1: Don't abuse, but don't take the abuse.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 9: I think that's a great way.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you, man, absolutely, man, I I you know,
Speaker 2: I wish you good luck. And yeah, thank you for
Speaker 2: calling in, thank you for all the nice things you said.
Speaker 2: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Hey, have a good night.
Speaker 2: YouTube Mani Kanu Kanu. Hello, Hello, Keanu.
Speaker 7: Hey, got go man? What's up?
Speaker 2: Kanu? Man?
Speaker 7: That's me?
Speaker 5: What do we do?
Speaker 2: We know each other?
Speaker 7: I feel like we know each other, maybe in a
Speaker 7: past life.
Speaker 2: I mean, off the bat, I'm getting a really good sense.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a really good sense that, you know. I
Speaker 2: don't know where it's coming from. I couldn't put into words,
Speaker 2: but I'm getting a sense that you and I have
Speaker 2: some pretty good chemistry.
Speaker 7: Well, I guess I'm doing better than not. And then,
Speaker 7: poor god, there's no there's.
Speaker 2: No job to be done, all right, there's no active effort.
Speaker 2: It's just, you know, some people work well with each other.
Speaker 2: Some people don't, you know. Yeah, And I'm out by
Speaker 2: the way, you know. I mean, you're not out of
Speaker 2: the woods. Yeah, I don't. I'm not. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: I have a good feeling about this. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: definitively one I've decided one way or the other. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, I if I had to make a good bet,
Speaker 2: But what good are bets? You know, you can only
Speaker 2: you can only hypothesize. You have to test, or you
Speaker 2: have to gain results and come to a conclusion supported
Speaker 2: by evidence.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, and I support that experimental approach.
Speaker 2: What's your guilty pleasure, Keanu?
Speaker 7: Uh, my guilty pleasure is probably masturbating, And Okay, it's
Speaker 7: not it's not that I feel good guilty about like
Speaker 7: masturbation and principle, I'm not like Catholic or anything or
Speaker 7: I don't know, I think they consider masturbation a sin,
Speaker 7: but I could be wrong. But anyway, it's it's it's
Speaker 7: just the way that I masturbate. It's just really bad
Speaker 7: for my muscles, Like I end up hurting myself, like
Speaker 7: pulling a muscle, that kind of thing. And also the
Speaker 7: things that I think about while masturbating, it's like, you know,
Speaker 7: humiliation type of stuff, like you know, pretty hardcore BDSM
Speaker 7: type of stuff, and which again I'm not, in principle
Speaker 7: opposed to, and I don't feel guilty about being into that.
Speaker 7: But sometimes I wonder if like fantasizing about being humiliated
Speaker 7: all the time, uh, can have like undesirable consequences for
Speaker 7: my psyche in general.
Speaker 2: M Yeah, have you ever like looked looked up that
Speaker 2: kind of thing, Like, have you ever googled? I mean,
Speaker 2: the BDSM community is pretty big. I feel like you
Speaker 2: can find I feel like the answers to your questions
Speaker 2: are out there somewhere, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I have googled it. And it's funny because
Speaker 7: in like older kind of like psychiatry or psychology textbooks,
Speaker 7: they kind of consider interest in BDSM to be I
Speaker 7: think it was actually I want to say it was
Speaker 7: in one of the DSM DSM's diagnostic statistic mantles. But
Speaker 7: I think that the psychological community now has a has
Speaker 7: a bit more open minded view about it. So I
Speaker 7: don't think it's like a disorder to have your to
Speaker 7: fantasize about those kind of things. I just worry I
Speaker 7: fantasize about them too much.
Speaker 2: How often. Well, okay, you said you do it in
Speaker 2: a way that hurts your muscles. Do you that intentionally?
Speaker 7: No, it's just no, I don't it's not intentional. It's
Speaker 7: just like, I don't know, if you think about it,
Speaker 7: it's kind of hard to have bad to have good
Speaker 7: form while masturbating. I mean it's like, really, you know,
Speaker 7: it's like your shoulders in a real like kind of
Speaker 7: awkward position. You know. I have trouble with that with
Speaker 7: like when I'm working out and stuff. I always, everything
Speaker 7: always goes to my shoulder, and I don't know how
Speaker 7: to compensate for that.
Speaker 2: I have a friend and what he does is he
Speaker 2: does this thing that he calls he calls it DJing
Speaker 2: the dick, and he'll press He won't he never grabs it,
Speaker 2: but he'll like press down on it like like he's like,
Speaker 2: I mean, so it's very probably I mean, similar to
Speaker 2: the way the little woman masturbates. He'll just press down
Speaker 2: on it. And I guess the I guess it's like
Speaker 2: the friction between his penis and his his thighs does
Speaker 2: something for him.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean.
Speaker 2: That's if you if I'm just if you're looking for
Speaker 2: other methods that could potentially, you know, cure, because yeah,
Speaker 2: there are you know, I understand the arthritis concerns. I
Speaker 2: was wondering if you weren't masturbating in a strange position
Speaker 2: on purpose.
Speaker 9: For reasons, right?
Speaker 7: No? No, I mean I do, you know, sometimes in
Speaker 7: flood pain upon myself, but this is more like kind
Speaker 7: of more like chronic injury type of stuff that's not
Speaker 7: really desirable. Yeah, but what I've been doing, like I
Speaker 7: got this it's called a magic wand I don't know
Speaker 7: if you're.
Speaker 2: Familiar magic No, what is a magic wand?
Speaker 7: So it's like a a kind of vibrator, but I
Speaker 7: think it's really designed for clteral stimulation. It's just it
Speaker 7: looks like a massage. I think it's kind of marketed
Speaker 7: as a massage device, but it you know what I'm
Speaker 7: talking about. You may have seen it in porn or something.
Speaker 2: A mad No, I've ever heard of the magic wand.
Speaker 7: Well, it's just like clitteral vibrator basically, but you they
Speaker 7: actually sell an attachment. It's called the Hummingbird attachment, and
Speaker 7: it's basically like you know, a vibrating It makes this
Speaker 7: vibrating circle that you can use to masturbate with if
Speaker 7: you're a male, you know, and using that puts less
Speaker 7: strain on my shoulder.
Speaker 2: But is it is it an attachment intended for male
Speaker 2: use or is it intended for female use? When you
Speaker 2: found a male use, No.
Speaker 7: It's intended for male use. And yeah, and my most
Speaker 7: recent girlfriend was the Dominatrix actually, and she there's like
Speaker 7: my magic wand is actually slightly damaged because she was
Speaker 7: using it. She was pressing it really hard against my cockcage,
Speaker 7: my male chastity device, and she pushed it so hard
Speaker 7: against the cage that it like she created a whole
Speaker 7: in the in the magic wand. She damaged the magic
Speaker 7: wand but using the uh, the hummingbird attachment, you know,
Speaker 7: it still works, still works fine.
Speaker 2: This is like it's like the when the Unstoppable. You
Speaker 2: know the idea, you know, the idea of a sword
Speaker 2: that could penetrate any armor, and then you could penetrate
Speaker 2: any shield in the shield that could withstand the blow
Speaker 2: of any sword.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was, I was.
Speaker 2: It kind of like that where you had like a
Speaker 2: very strong chastity belt. But the magic iron is magic
Speaker 2: wand is also very.
Speaker 7: Well the the magic wand. It It's strange. You might
Speaker 7: not think that you would be able to orgasm like
Speaker 7: that because number one, your the cage renders you incapable
Speaker 7: of really having a full erection obviously, and then so
Speaker 7: all you're getting this like vibratory stimulation and you're not
Speaker 7: even erect while it's happening. But believe it or not,
Speaker 7: I mean it's actually quite quite stimulating.
Speaker 2: And I mean you're I mean, I'm gonna be you.
Speaker 2: You you sound like you're like pitching it right now.
Speaker 2: I'm you're selling it very well.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, I mean, I mean, if I wanted to,
Speaker 7: I could kind of really go deeper into that role
Speaker 7: and you know, make the case.
Speaker 2: Sorry, go ahead, you could, but you but you keep
Speaker 2: saying this is a problem. Maybe this isn't a problem. Man,
Speaker 2: this could be a career. I see you doing what
Speaker 2: you're doing right now. It like little you know, trade shows.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's flattering, But you know, I'm I don't.
Speaker 7: I'm really more like introverted. I'm actually a programmer by trade,
Speaker 7: so I'm not that outgoing. I don't know i'd actually
Speaker 7: do that well with that.
Speaker 2: But it's interesting because you gave like a pretty technical rundown.
Speaker 2: I mean, you explained that you explained the magic wand
Speaker 2: and the way that you know, you would explain any
Speaker 2: other piece of hardware.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I I I guess I can communicate with
Speaker 7: computers more than I do with human beings, if you
Speaker 7: consider writing code to be talking to computers. And I
Speaker 7: find that I have a very literal and straightforward manner
Speaker 7: of communication that some people find a little strange to you,
Speaker 7: you know, to to speak that way colloquially, you know,
Speaker 7: or just in a casual conversation.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, well, man, I get I mean, look, if
Speaker 2: you're having I think I would leave it on this.
Speaker 2: I think if you're having, you know, problems with your art,
Speaker 2: with your wrist, you know, go to a doctor, but
Speaker 2: talk or I mean go to I mean for both
Speaker 2: for everything, you know, go to a doctor. But go
Speaker 2: go hang out in the b D s M. You
Speaker 2: seem a little shy, you know, go hang out on
Speaker 2: r slash b D s M. You know, go go
Speaker 2: go make your fet life account, you know, make go
Speaker 2: get involved in the community, and the community will will
Speaker 2: welcome you. Would you say your.
Speaker 5: Name was.
Speaker 2: Yet a cool name too?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's totally one hundred my real name.
Speaker 2: Well, Keanu, I'm excited for I'm excited for the future
Speaker 2: that you have ahead of you. And I appreciate you
Speaker 2: being so been and honest with us this evening.
Speaker 7: Hey, I appreciate you. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, have a good night, Kean him you too. You
Speaker 2: are we about to get sponsored by the Magic wand
Speaker 2: right now because I know, I know, all right, Look
Speaker 2: there's two there's twenty seven hundred people watching this on
Speaker 2: Reddit and like three hundred people watching it on twitch,
Speaker 2: and so I know at least one of you has
Speaker 2: while we were taking Google to the Magic wand and
Speaker 2: maybe of everyone watching this stream right now, one person
Speaker 2: will make a purchase because of it. And I need
Speaker 2: a code.
Speaker 9: Home from Will.
Speaker 1: Will.
Speaker 15: Yes, Hello, what are you?
Speaker 2: What are you doing right now?
Speaker 15: I was just watching your stream?
Speaker 2: Do you have any friends or family that live in Alaska?
Speaker 7: Uh? Not that I know of, do you? No? Alaska
Speaker 7: is a city.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite city in America?
Speaker 15: You know, I haven't really traveled that much in America.
Speaker 15: Probably the best one I've been to is Houston, Texas.
Speaker 15: Texas is a state, Yeah, but uh has a city
Speaker 15: called Houston.
Speaker 2: Do you think you're a good person.
Speaker 15: Sometimes?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What makes you a good person?
Speaker 7: I feel like.
Speaker 15: My tolerance with people's attitudes and I don't know, I
Speaker 15: feel like I'm overall happy and I'm nice to everybody.
Speaker 15: I try to be nice to everybody no matter what.
Speaker 15: I don't try to judge.
Speaker 2: Has anyone ever tested your patience?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, my closest friends. They test my patience all
Speaker 15: the time.
Speaker 7: How So.
Speaker 15: They try to get me mad, and they try to
Speaker 15: h they try to push my butlendons because they know
Speaker 15: me the most, of course, and they know what really
Speaker 15: ticks me off, so they do that purposefully.
Speaker 6: M hm.
Speaker 2: So so you trust them, so you kind of let
Speaker 2: them in on your weaknesses and they exploit them. Yes,
Speaker 2: what are your weaknesses?
Speaker 15: My weaknesses? Probably A big one is masturbation?
Speaker 2: And in what way do your friends exploit your weakness
Speaker 2: of masturbation?
Speaker 7: I they.
Speaker 15: They bring up how I do it in weird and
Speaker 15: odd places, and also how I how I, you know,
Speaker 15: partake on touching my penis?
Speaker 2: I mean, how exactly are they like they make fun
Speaker 2: of you for the for like the method that you
Speaker 2: use to masturbate. Yes, I mean, well, how does that
Speaker 2: make you feel?
Speaker 11: Honestly?
Speaker 15: Since I know them and I know that they they
Speaker 15: are you doing this purposely? I you know, I think
Speaker 15: it's funny. They think it's funny, so I don't really
Speaker 15: get mad about it.
Speaker 2: But you know, when somebody else is you know, do
Speaker 2: you masturbate unconventionally?
Speaker 15: Yes, all the time. It's uncontrollable.
Speaker 2: What I mean, what do you do that that that
Speaker 2: is abnormal in terms of disturbation?
Speaker 7: I do it everywhere I before work.
Speaker 2: So it's not a method, it's a location.
Speaker 15: Oh, it's it's a method also like I choke myself sometimes,
Speaker 15: you know, I always try to find something new to
Speaker 15: please myself.
Speaker 2: You know, how well, how how often has this been
Speaker 2: going on? Because you might I'm afraid for you is
Speaker 2: that you might come to a point where, if you
Speaker 2: go so hard, you might I lose all set. You
Speaker 2: might go to a point of no return where nothing
Speaker 2: gets you off anymore, and you might have to go
Speaker 2: like I mean, really extreme, you know what I mean.
Speaker 15: That's that's what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of, you know,
Speaker 15: developing wrecked out dysfunction. And but I feel like I
Speaker 15: this has become an addiction at this point that I'm
Speaker 15: trying to fight.
Speaker 2: Have you have you ever heard of auto erotic exphyxiation.
Speaker 15: In like movies? I think I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 15: really familiar with it.
Speaker 2: Where's the strangest place you've done it?
Speaker 15: Strangest place, I'm not sure? Poly Uh airport bathroom?
Speaker 7: In the stall.
Speaker 2: Airport bathroom. Well, everyone's in the airport bathroom of a stall,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, sitting around your waiting at the airport.
Speaker 15: I didn't think that was normal. I never, you know,
Speaker 15: really asked I mean, I don't know, do you ever
Speaker 15: like do it in public places, like, you know, just
Speaker 15: wink one off real quick before work, or you know,
Speaker 15: just get bored sometimes and just go into the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, oh, like.
Speaker 7: You know, not like it like work.
Speaker 15: I mean, don't you it's like to work at home?
Speaker 2: So I mean so I guess, yes, it worked well.
Speaker 15: I mean, like, say, if you worked at an office,
Speaker 15: you know, do you ever just want to bring up
Speaker 15: some pornographic things and just wink one off real quick?
Speaker 15: It's just the rush of it, you know, makes it exciting.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you act okay, so you actively like for you,
Speaker 2: it's not you have to masturbate. Oh but you're at
Speaker 2: the thing, oh whatever. For you, you're like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: at the it comes the thing, the location comes first.
Speaker 2: You go, oh, I'm at the airport. It would be
Speaker 2: exciting to masturbate here.
Speaker 15: I never thought about that, but I guess in a way, yeah,
Speaker 15: I mean usually I just get bored. I'm just like, man,
Speaker 15: I could really just you know, roll one off real quick,
Speaker 15: And so I think about it and then I'm like, wow,
Speaker 15: we're don't it be exciting to like do.
Speaker 9: It right here?
Speaker 2: See that's in that I feel like you're gonna get
Speaker 2: into a dangerous spot where you're gonna there's gonna be
Speaker 2: a place that you're gonna want to masturbate. That's too dangerous,
Speaker 2: but you're gonna do it anyway, And I don't I
Speaker 2: don't want. I don't want to see you go down
Speaker 2: that far where you're gonna get yourself into trouble, you.
Speaker 15: Know, right, I understand that. I mean, of course, I
Speaker 15: try to stay shy away from you know, people seeing
Speaker 15: you know, my pepe, because I'm self conscious about it.
Speaker 2: You're self conscious about your penis.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, your friends.
Speaker 2: I think you should get new friends. I don't think.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like that your friends are give you. I
Speaker 2: think your friends should be helping you, because you know,
Speaker 2: you seem like you've got an issue.
Speaker 15: I'm actually with a good friend right now. He's listening
Speaker 15: to this.
Speaker 2: Can I talk to him?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Of course, Hello, what do.
Speaker 2: You think of your friend's habits?
Speaker 11: I mean, you know, I'm not really the judging type.
Speaker 11: So I mean, as long as like you guys were
Speaker 11: talking about, like, as long as he doesn't push him
Speaker 11: to it as where like he's doing something dangerous hight
Speaker 11: you could hurt himself then, I mean, I don't think
Speaker 11: there's anything really wrong, you know.
Speaker 2: Can you watch out for him and make sure he
Speaker 2: doesn't do anything wrong, anything that could get him in trouble?
Speaker 11: No, trust me, Like I'm always checking up on him,
Speaker 11: like every day, I'm always texting him, calling him, making
Speaker 11: sure you.
Speaker 2: Know, well, I a polys for for saying a ethany friends.
Speaker 2: You actually seem like a pretty decent guy and I
Speaker 2: and I appreciate you looking out for for your friends.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 11: No, we've been friends for a really long time over
Speaker 11: I almost twelve years now, so yeah, we go way back.
Speaker 11: But if I can ask, I actually had something happened
Speaker 11: today at work. I don't know if you gave me
Speaker 11: some not really advice, but like I guess comforting.
Speaker 2: Words possibly what's up?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 11: So, so at work today I went into the web
Speaker 11: browser and it sounds it sounds stupid, it sounds big.
Speaker 8: It's not it's not.
Speaker 11: So I actually it's stupid. Hold on, I don't putted
Speaker 11: a song on porn hub, like one of the songs
Speaker 11: like the song I made. Yeah, and I thought it
Speaker 11: would be funny to show, you know, one of my
Speaker 11: co workers without thinking, you know, I was at work
Speaker 11: using the you know, work network and all that. So
Speaker 11: when I looked it up, it allowed me. You know
Speaker 11: how some web browsers when you're at work, it blocks it.
Speaker 11: This one wasn't blocked sure, so when I went on it,
Speaker 11: it kind of made the computer like lock up and
Speaker 11: kind of went too like a like lockdown modes. So
Speaker 11: I think I might be losing my job soon.
Speaker 2: But how's the how's the music career going?
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm just starting out. I mean I've been
Speaker 11: making music for a really long time, but just recently
Speaker 11: to porn hub. I thought it would be funny.
Speaker 2: You should try. You should make music for TikTok.
Speaker 11: Actually on TikTok so it is on Spotify and Apple
Speaker 11: Music and actually TikTok too.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean now you have more time to focus
Speaker 2: on that. So I think that that's the positives of it.
Speaker 11: H Yeah, actually you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but look, you know, good luck to you and
Speaker 2: good luck to show. What was your friend's name who
Speaker 2: called in first? His name is Will Will and your
Speaker 2: name my name is Nick Well? Will Well, Nick, I
Speaker 2: love you guys. You guys seem like a good pair
Speaker 2: and I think you too are going to really help
Speaker 2: each other out as you navigate through the various perils
Speaker 2: of your life. Hey guy, who will Yeah?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I just want to let you.
Speaker 10: Know that I love you more.
Speaker 2: Thank you man, you have a good name.
Speaker 5: You too.
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