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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for

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Speaker 1: today's subject, your child is too darn big. Okay, right now, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you heard me. A little reaction there, guys, your child

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Speaker 1: is too darn big. That's the subject of my Strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter for today. But right now, nephews in the building

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Speaker 1: with today's praying phone call what you got for his nap?

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Speaker 1: Let's get naked up in here, sny. We're gonna do

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Speaker 1: a little naked yoga, a little naked yoga, you know,

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Speaker 1: naked yoga. I like my yoga with clothes on. No,

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Speaker 1: you ain't tried this. Let's go captwn naked yoga, clothes,

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Speaker 1: eyes and just thank naked as we do this prank.

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Speaker 1: Right here we go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: Uh is it Gordon? Right, it's Gordon. How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: My name is Let me let me turn down the

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Speaker 1: TVD you call them about the apartment. Yeah, yes, I

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Speaker 1: was trying to see about maybe coming over to take

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Speaker 1: a look at it, or and then uh, if it's

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Speaker 1: still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: know if this still available or one no, no, no

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Speaker 1: still for rent. Um, let me be straight with you.

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Speaker 1: Um uh you know, no pets and uh no no

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Speaker 1: smoking of any kind. No, no, I understand. Okay, if

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Speaker 1: you're understanding the listing, here's like eight on the fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars a month, right, you got a parking spot, um

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Speaker 1: your private bathroom with a shower and uh a fifty

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna the first last month and uh really, um well,

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Speaker 1: what's your name? My name is Darnell. Don't know? Okay first?

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Speaker 1: Um so yeah, um first last month and uh so

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Speaker 1: security number. I can do a background check. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this. If you guys got

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Speaker 1: like a back backyard area I teach classes in the mornings,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know if you have that. That

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much what kind of locked me in. If

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Speaker 1: you got If you guys got a backyard I can use,

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Speaker 1: we gotta back year. What do you teach? I teach yoga.

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Speaker 1: I tak yoking the mornings from from six to eight.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully I won't be a problem. You're making make money

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Speaker 1: doing yoga, yes, sir, I definitely do. I make enough,

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Speaker 1: definitely to cover the red that's for sure. That shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be a problem. I know, I know a little bit

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Speaker 1: about yoga. That's that. I mean, really, if it's y'all,

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Speaker 1: you know you're not making no noise at yoga, that's

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Speaker 1: that's not a problem. A good deal. Well, how quick

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Speaker 1: can I actually get moved in Man? Trying to get suthing.

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Speaker 1: I just moved in from the from the East Coast.

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Speaker 1: I jumped on my yoga pretty quick, and I got

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Speaker 1: quite a bit of clientele built up, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just just ready to get started, get moved in Man.

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Speaker 1: Something something that I can actually call home, you know.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well you know we're looking at rent rent

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Speaker 1: it out pretty quick, um, you know, because we want

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Speaker 1: to try and get it filled as soon as possible.

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Speaker 1: Because if you said, we are you are you? You

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Speaker 1: got a roommate, you're you're just it would be me

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Speaker 1: and my wife and uh we it's a three bedroom home.

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Speaker 1: You would have the room in the back with the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and uh yeah, like a fifty do a credit check,

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Speaker 1: you know, we meet, Um, I can do the background

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Speaker 1: check and uh no, no, no that that what what? What? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What do you necessarily need to do that for? Well?

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Speaker 1: You gotta know who you're into. And then you want

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Speaker 1: to know what the credit they got, so if they

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Speaker 1: can afford the rent or not. You know, I got

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Speaker 1: I got real good credit. Man, My credit is fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not on my credit scores. Oh damn.

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Speaker 1: All right when you get here is how you feel

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Speaker 1: that application. But you know, if if, if you're ready

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Speaker 1: to get it cracking, I can do. I can do

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Speaker 1: a background checking. You right, not give me a subsecurity number, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but let me let me go ahead and just do this.

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Speaker 1: Man on that background check, because you know that what

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Speaker 1: I want to say about that is this, it might

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Speaker 1: the East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching uh,

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Speaker 1: naked yoga. You know what I mean, naked yoga. Uh

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Speaker 1: you know you may see something on there about me

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Speaker 1: being a nipple naked yoga yo. What that's what? That's

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Speaker 1: glitz you got? You said? There's some glitches, Michael, Well,

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Speaker 1: what is it glitz? You got what you might see

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Speaker 1: that I'm in for mania but see, but see, I

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Speaker 1: took some too for what. I took counsel for that, though,

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Speaker 1: what do you need to take some counseling over somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no neked yoga

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Speaker 1: on the east coast. Man. That that's that's all behind me. Now,

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Speaker 1: I didn't put that thing down, man, I don't care

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Speaker 1: if it's behind you, front of you on the side.

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Speaker 1: You're doing neck yoga in my backyard. That ain't happening, Mantes.

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Speaker 1: That qualified to move in there. And now you're gonna

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Speaker 1: my wife being on man, you look your wife, do man,

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Speaker 1: Just scratch that one off your list and just move

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Speaker 1: on to the next one, because ain't know neked yoga

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Speaker 1: is going down back here with no for maniac. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what else y'all might be doing. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what. I don't know who does. Well, it's just

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just a serene moment. Man. Where you

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Speaker 1: find yourself, that's all that's real me is about were

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Speaker 1: you better find yourself somewhere else. That's what I know.

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Speaker 1: You ain't doing. No neck y'all get my backyard. I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised you even cass somebody with that. Man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come over that to this address and start looking at

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Speaker 1: this place because I want to set up shop right

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Speaker 1: here in my backyard. I don't even know you talking

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Speaker 1: about you got some lyches in your past. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a foot in your How do you know that

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Speaker 1: this isn't something that your wife might really want to

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Speaker 1: get into with my wife? I don't even missing my

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Speaker 1: wife's day. Man, you don't know me, don't know you

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Speaker 1: know my wife. Take up your listen. You come out there.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have another glitch. I'm coming out of what

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Speaker 1: darnel You're just stand room and you're gonna show it

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Speaker 1: to me. Thanks showing you. You come come out of here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you something else. My factor. I am

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Speaker 1: a damn a recover them from maniac. I'm recovered to

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Speaker 1: have a covered nipple. Minia. You're about to get your

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Speaker 1: buying maniact, I'm the maniact. Please believe darna gonna come

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Speaker 1: over that right now over here when they come over

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Speaker 1: that now man, so we could say the fifth I

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Speaker 1: ain't having that. Do not come over that, pla. You

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Speaker 1: could just matter like mat look this. You can do

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Speaker 1: right now, darn Now to your wife, man, your wife,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to talk about. This ain't the place

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Speaker 1: for you. Go someworld. Take that for your wife. Man,

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Speaker 1: Please let me talk to your wife. Do not even

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Speaker 1: trim me, darnew do talk to your ain that kind

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Speaker 1: of dude. Remember, you're about to bring this out of me.

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Speaker 1: Do not bring this over here, darn thew So so

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Speaker 1: as far as your wife, man, let me right your white,

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Speaker 1: this right here is over for real. You're gonna come

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Speaker 1: out here and catch your case. Okay. Can I can

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Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? And you can't

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Speaker 1: say darknew because this is this conversation is over man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: how about that? Hey? Man? Can I say one more thing? Man?

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Speaker 1: What you got to say? Man? What this is nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Hobby More want to show you

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Speaker 1: just got pragged by your brother. Oh, keep the out

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Speaker 1: of here, man. This is nephew Tommy. Who who told

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Speaker 1: you to do this to me? Man? Your brother, my brother.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna get Oh my god, man, my heart

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Speaker 1: is all beating off. Fast man out of here. Man

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Speaker 1: to man, all right, man, Man, I was gonna whoop

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Speaker 1: your butt naked if you came around here. Man, you

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Speaker 1: just don't know. Man. I'm so glad it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: You have no idea. I'm so glad it's a joke. Man. Oh,

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Speaker 1: body want to get nobody want to get nick. We

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Speaker 1: as a family, a radio family. We can't do naked

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Speaker 1: yoga together. We we we we we ain't. We can't

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Speaker 1: do that. We ain't passed that yet. We're not like yoga.

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Speaker 1: I do yoga. Ti. We We're gonna get past this

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Speaker 1: pack boy. I'm cool with me. We as a family

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Speaker 1: radio out here to get old fifteen years. We can't

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Speaker 1: the beach. We can't. We can't skin it up together.

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Speaker 1: We can't do nothing that close. Why y'all so hung

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Speaker 1: up on clothes? What's wrong with naked clothes? Ain't all that?

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Speaker 1: Y'all got no problem getting naked when you get home?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong? Shall your naked share that? We can do

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Speaker 1: a lot of this together. We can have dinner naked.

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Speaker 1: Why not? Who eats dinner? Neck? Is you idiot? You

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Speaker 1: ain't got to get dressed up all the time. Come naket.

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Speaker 1: We got on your nas I just I just people

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Speaker 1: were clothes bother me. That's the only alternative. All right, listen,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. That's enough from you. Thank you. Coming

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Speaker 1: up next the Strawberry Letter. For today's subject, your child

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Speaker 1: is too darned big. We'll get into it right after

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