Speaker 1: Second date up day.
Speaker 2: How come whenever I go on vacations, I never meet
Speaker 2: anybody interesting or sexy or cool.
Speaker 3: Ever, I think it's because you have to talk to people.
Speaker 1: I do talk to people.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You're just like, you're kind of like
Speaker 3: a quiet guy. Sometimes.
Speaker 1: I'm a good listener. Yes, thank you, brother.
Speaker 2: I just meet the weirdos, like Dale, the severely sunburned
Speaker 2: pharmacist who's celebrating his third divorce.
Speaker 4: So you people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't meet the right people.
Speaker 2: And then the guy makes me pay for all the
Speaker 2: drinks on the booze cruise that we're on.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: But that wasn't the case for one of our listeners, Drew,
Speaker 2: who says he went down to Mexico for a vacation
Speaker 2: recently and ended up meeting an awesome woman while he
Speaker 2: was there.
Speaker 1: So let's talk to him about it. Drew, How you doing, man, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm excited. Are we making an international call to Mexico?
Speaker 5: No, I'm back, but I was in Mexico and I'm
Speaker 5: really confused.
Speaker 4: I need your help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6: You're on the phone from here. I'm wondering about her. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: we call her.
Speaker 3: In the next part, of this.
Speaker 4: She's here, but you know, in touch with her. Maybe
Speaker 4: you guys can help.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell us how you met her.
Speaker 5: So look, so I was in Mexico. I go with
Speaker 5: my family every year. It's like this whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and I had like twenty minutes to spare, and I just.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's not like your wife
Speaker 6: or kids, right, I just make sure when you say.
Speaker 4: No, I know it's my aunt uncles, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, much?
Speaker 3: All right, I didn't interrupt.
Speaker 1: But that was important.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it is important. Yeah, but no.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I'm at the pool and by myself at
Speaker 7: the bar, and all of a sudden, this like chick
Speaker 7: comes up to me and her name is Chrissy. Turns out,
Speaker 7: apparently we clicked, Yeah, Chrissy like from three Company.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, do you have a more modern reference
Speaker 2: than that one, because I don't think we know.
Speaker 3: You don't sound that old.
Speaker 5: Well no I'm not, but hey, I like reruns. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 5: the boy and this Kirsty comes up to me and
Speaker 5: we start talking, and apparently we clicked right away because
Speaker 5: this old couple that was like swimming by us came
Speaker 5: up to us, and that's just how long we were married.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, what's a good sign When a total stranger
Speaker 2: thinks that you have such a good chemistry with someone,
Speaker 2: you must have been with them forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, or you're dating or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it was crazy, so I kind of just
Speaker 4: went with it.
Speaker 3: Oh, you pretended to be married to this old couple.
Speaker 4: No, not to the old couple me and Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like anything Brook says, you're not really the.
Speaker 2: Way you say words, Brooke, it's important, totally communicating right now.
Speaker 3: I'm so didn't pretend to marry you?
Speaker 1: Well, the way you said it, that's a sign.
Speaker 3: I meant like you pretended in front of the old people.
Speaker 3: To them, they thought you were married.
Speaker 4: Yes, anyway, I kind of fell in love with her.
Speaker 4: I spent five hours with her.
Speaker 1: Wee kind of down.
Speaker 5: Much drinking.
Speaker 1: That's a good question.
Speaker 4: High in Mexico. He went for me.
Speaker 5: But look, we hit it off. Turns out we're from
Speaker 5: the same area, we know the same people.
Speaker 4: Like it was meant to be.
Speaker 3: What that is world, Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we were supposed to meet up the next
Speaker 5: day and I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 6: So you spent all day at the pool together. Did
Speaker 6: you guys go anywhere else besides the pool.
Speaker 3: And the bar?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Five hours in the water, just drinking and laughing and
Speaker 5: pretending we're married.
Speaker 3: We're supposed to meet up with her at the resort
Speaker 3: again or back home.
Speaker 5: We were supposed to go walk on the beach in
Speaker 5: the morning. And then she texted me and she said
Speaker 5: that she had an early flight, which I understood.
Speaker 4: Okay, But now that we're back, we're in.
Speaker 5: The same area, Like, why isn't she getting back to me?
Speaker 4: I don't understand it.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's not really a date that you went
Speaker 6: on though, right, So it's like, although you were flirting
Speaker 6: and you were doing the thing, Like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, what more could you need from a date
Speaker 2: than like drinking and flirting and hanging out for five
Speaker 2: straight hours.
Speaker 1: What more would qualify as a date?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Sometimes, like when you're on vacation, you just think of
Speaker 6: like vacation zone and real life zone, and then they
Speaker 6: don't overlap.
Speaker 3: There's like vacation boyfriends. Yeah yeah, like back to real life.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I didn't know the rules. Vacation is different.
Speaker 3: I need a lexus to say everything I'm trying to
Speaker 3: say because.
Speaker 1: Translating. So, how long has it been since you've been back.
Speaker 5: It's been two weeks and I checked her every other day.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be too hard, but you know,
Speaker 5: like we had such a good time.
Speaker 3: Okay, what are you sending her?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Are you just saying, hey, what's up? You sending her
Speaker 3: picks that you guys took together.
Speaker 4: Oh no, we didn't take any picks.
Speaker 9: You were in the pool, but yeah, Brooks just.
Speaker 1: Okay, so weird, But we're gonna come back.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call your Mexican wife, Chrissy, and we're gonna
Speaker 2: find out why she's not wanting to hang out now
Speaker 2: that you're back home together.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, she's not Mexican. I just met
Speaker 4: her down.
Speaker 1: There like she was located in Mexican. Okay, now now
Speaker 1: I'm being the completion.
Speaker 2: All right, this might be a train wreck when we
Speaker 2: do your seven date update right after day hold on.
Speaker 1: Second date update.
Speaker 2: A chance meeting had a pool in Mexico, a meeting
Speaker 2: that lasted for five wonderful hours, where drinks were flowing,
Speaker 2: water was splashing. Old people were admiring them as a
Speaker 2: great couple. It was just the perfect day for our listener, Drew,
Speaker 2: and they were scheduled to meet up to go for
Speaker 2: a walk on the beach together the next morning, but Chrissy,
Speaker 2: the woman that he met, texted him saying she couldn't
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 3: Which she said she had a flight out. Why didn't
Speaker 3: you remember that when she was playing the wall?
Speaker 1: Very suspicious?
Speaker 2: But now that they're both back home, what's changed? Is
Speaker 2: she sobered up now and suddenly not into it anymore?
Speaker 2: Is she back with her husband and can't see him without,
Speaker 2: you know, making things weird.
Speaker 3: It's actually not a bad question.
Speaker 8: Far.
Speaker 2: We don't know, but we're gonna attempt to find out
Speaker 2: when we call Chrissy here in just a second.
Speaker 1: First, Drew, how we feeling?
Speaker 4: You're good?
Speaker 3: Are you? I thought you'd be more nervous because you
Speaker 3: dropped a lot of emotions when we were talking to you.
Speaker 3: I mean, you were saying, after five hours, this is love.
Speaker 1: You did use the L word.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're that optimistic.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: Nervous.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's still having a little bit of tequila this
Speaker 1: morning and supported body shots all around. No comment from Drew,
Speaker 1: that's okay, he doesn't like your body, lady.
Speaker 2: We promise we're going to make sure Brook talks as
Speaker 2: little as possible when we call Chrissy.
Speaker 3: Here, I'm promising nothing.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, then we're doomed from the start. But here
Speaker 2: we go, Chrissy. Hello, Hey is this Chrissy?
Speaker 3: This is what should you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess we could say oh in Spanish name.
Speaker 1: It's already off to a bad start here. We're a
Speaker 1: radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, Hi, we're.
Speaker 2: We do a segment on our show called the Second
Speaker 2: Date Update, and we're hoping that you would be a
Speaker 2: part of it.
Speaker 10: I mean, can you tell me more about it, like
Speaker 10: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's uh, it's where we help our listeners
Speaker 2: who met somebody or have gone on a date with
Speaker 2: someone they really like, try and reconnect or another date.
Speaker 2: And that happened recently with a guy named Drew down
Speaker 2: in Mexico.
Speaker 1: At least that's what we heard.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Drew, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: He said he's been texting you for like the past
Speaker 3: two weeks and he hasn't heard much of anything back.
Speaker 4: He talked to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a little bit of background about what
Speaker 2: happened that you guys met in a pool and you
Speaker 2: guys hung out there for five hours.
Speaker 3: He said, it was a great time. Like drinks were flowing.
Speaker 3: It just felt like you guys were clicking.
Speaker 1: You've pretended like you were married at one point.
Speaker 8: Anytime I feel like you're in a pool and drinks
Speaker 8: are flowing, it's a good time.
Speaker 2: You always pretend you're married to someone when you get
Speaker 2: in a pool.
Speaker 10: No, that was the first time, but I don't know
Speaker 10: after we were in the pool for a while, Like
Speaker 10: you said, five hours we were there, but it's a
Speaker 10: long time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it's a long time.
Speaker 10: We got to know each other.
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 8: He's a great dude, but he's kind of the lightweight
Speaker 8: because a lightwear. Okay, not that I have a drinking
Speaker 8: problem or end thing.
Speaker 3: It's always good when you established that first.
Speaker 1: And didn't feel a thing.
Speaker 8: We are to get tequila for five hours and I
Speaker 8: was just ready to keep the party going.
Speaker 10: But Drew just was ready.
Speaker 8: To end the night.
Speaker 2: And yes, do hes yourself better than he does.
Speaker 3: Maybe it doesn't matter. You're out in the sun, it's hot.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, you're dehydrated, Like, that's a long time. Anybody
Speaker 3: needs a nap after that.
Speaker 8: I totally get that, and I was headed to take
Speaker 8: a nap after I wanted to go get one more drink,
Speaker 8: you know, And I pulled.
Speaker 10: Up to the hotel bar okay, and I met someone.
Speaker 8: Wait wait, okay, Andrew and I were not hooking up
Speaker 8: that day. That was a fun, little, fun little thing
Speaker 8: in the pool. But then I really met somebody, and
Speaker 8: I feel like I connected with him. He was an
Speaker 8: older gentleman and I was instantly attracted to him. He
Speaker 8: was my high and he just like really seemed like
Speaker 8: he had his stuff together, you know, like there was
Speaker 8: no red flag.
Speaker 2: Wow, you really good luck with men in.
Speaker 1: Mexico.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. But wait, are you still dating the guy?
Speaker 10: Things were going so well that night that we continued.
Speaker 3: Them, continued them here, oh.
Speaker 2: Back home, so you're still seeing yeah, yeah around you by.
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, he's from around here. And I just
Speaker 10: I really really liked Drew. He was a great guy.
Speaker 8: I had a lot of fun with him that day,
Speaker 8: but I didn't know if he was like the type
Speaker 8: that I wanted to go out with again. He was
Speaker 8: just somebody that I was hanging out with for the
Speaker 8: day and it was fun, like I made a friend
Speaker 8: for the day.
Speaker 2: Look, that's totally fair, and you're absolutely allowed to meet
Speaker 2: whoever you want. But here's an idea, because since it's
Speaker 2: still early in your relationship with this other guy and
Speaker 2: you're just starting things off with the persons are I
Speaker 2: don't know what his name.
Speaker 4: Is, Bruce?
Speaker 2: Actually, okay, why not continue to go out and see
Speaker 2: Drew and Bruce.
Speaker 3: I mean, if if you're honest with Bruce is right?
Speaker 10: I mean I could think about it, but balancing too, man,
Speaker 10: it's pretty hard.
Speaker 2: You met hold on, you met some many named Bruce
Speaker 2: there what Sorry, Christy, I need to let you know
Speaker 2: that Drew has actually been on the other line listening
Speaker 2: this entire time.
Speaker 10: You're joking.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 5: Drew, what are you doing?
Speaker 10: Like, why are you doing this to me? Well?
Speaker 5: I was wanting to know why you weren't getting in
Speaker 5: touch with me, But now I'm a little confused because
Speaker 5: there's not that many Bruces out there, and you know
Speaker 5: that I was with my uncle and his name is Bruce, So.
Speaker 1: What I can't be Drew.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, what wait, what did Bruce look like?
Speaker 4: Can you please tell me important?
Speaker 8: He was an older gentleman, and he was pretty tall,
Speaker 8: probably like six foot two, and he was wearing a
Speaker 8: really nice watch.
Speaker 10: He had a very nice beard eye.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me with that? It's my uncle, Drew Old?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm in shock. I thought we had
Speaker 4: a thing going.
Speaker 8: It makes sense why he's from here too.
Speaker 5: I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. The wait, the uncle was an upgrade
Speaker 3: from our boy. Don't bring it down like that, I.
Speaker 8: Drew, Drew, listen, since I'll probably see you at family reunions,
Speaker 8: it's not.
Speaker 3: Jump in to that like it's that serious with this
Speaker 3: uncle Bruce. Are we telling him huncle because he's like
Speaker 3: a hunky uncle. I mean, it's pretty good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Let's not call him anything, Bruce.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm sorry, my my boo right now.
Speaker 4: But well, you know he's recovering alcoholic.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, he's way more put together.
Speaker 5: I can't believe my uncle didn't even tell I told
Speaker 5: them all about you.
Speaker 4: And how were going to go out.
Speaker 10: He must have thought I was too good to be true,
Speaker 10: so he found me himself.
Speaker 4: Oh, but we hold on. Why didn't you just answer me? Though?
Speaker 8: I didn't know how to tell you that I was
Speaker 8: seeing somebody else and I don't really see two people
Speaker 8: at a time usually.
Speaker 3: But she probably just feels too like she didn't owe
Speaker 3: you much, you know, It's like, I mean, it sucks.
Speaker 3: I agree, she should have responded, but people don't. Yeah,
Speaker 3: people ghost all the time.
Speaker 10: Called you a friend for the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, different feel.
Speaker 5: I really thought I thought we had I don't what
Speaker 5: you know, what has fun with Bruce?
Speaker 4: And I mean, would you like to go out one
Speaker 4: more time? Though?
Speaker 2: Well, sounds like he's still a little bit interested, so
Speaker 2: we should ask Chrissy, would you like to go out
Speaker 2: with Bruce's nephew for a day?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for that date.
Speaker 10: I was gonna say, I might have to check with Bruce.
Speaker 10: Bru's allowed out of the house past his bedtime.
Speaker 9: Cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, man, I'm sorry, dude, I don't think we're
Speaker 2: gonna be able to get you.
Speaker 1: A date here.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't go on vacation with your uncle ever again,
Speaker 3: that's for sure.
Speaker 4: I went every year.
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning, I know.
Speaker 2: I said it was going to be awkward for him
Speaker 2: at the holidays. But think about their next Mexico vacation,
Speaker 2: because Drew said it's a family tradition where they go
Speaker 2: every year. Imagine Drew having to lay out on the
Speaker 2: beach and he has to watch Uncle Bruce with his
Speaker 2: hot young girlfriend while she rubs lotion all over Uncle's back.
Speaker 6: There's only one answer to this, Jeffrey, and that's that
Speaker 6: Drew meets Chrissy's aunt.
Speaker 3: I mean, can't fire that fire.
Speaker 8: Call?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I hope she's got a single ant.
Speaker 1: Will Yeah, we have to make that happen.
Speaker 3: If anything, we have to get well.
Speaker 6: I guess we don't get a second date update update
Speaker 6: with Drew, but I'd like to hear how Chrissy and
Speaker 6: the uncle turn out.
Speaker 3: Is that wrong to Mexico with them and see it
Speaker 3: all go down?
Speaker 2: We need to do a remote broadcast from a tropical
Speaker 2: vacation place like this will be perfect.
Speaker 1: Like this resort. If we find out which one of.
Speaker 2: Them, we'll probably all end up with Uncle Bruce if
Speaker 2: we're not careful. But if you ever want to get
Speaker 2: a second date update for yourself, you can email us
Speaker 2: at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: We'll call that person who wasn't calling you back, Brook
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning,