Speaker 1: Monkey with those I started it?
Speaker 2: Oh you did?
Speaker 1: Did I know? See?
Speaker 2: Yo? Yo? I didn't know you started it? Yo? Yo?
Speaker 2: Oh are you well? I don't know what you're saying. Yo.
Speaker 1: For got no headphones?
Speaker 2: No, you have headphones in. I'm impressed now you can hear. Yeah,
Speaker 2: good man, I'm gonna tell you what got a lot
Speaker 2: of excited people sending me emails.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad. I bet the fantasy lave.
Speaker 1: I've been dreaming about the Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Consider your ass kicked. And I'm like, whoa, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm glad there's excitement. I'm glad you're decided. You got
Speaker 2: to hear your name called on Wednesday. I'm glad you
Speaker 2: sent the two hundred dollars via Venmo to me and
Speaker 2: you are ready to play. And I mean we are
Speaker 2: like a less than a week away from the NFL season.
Speaker 2: We got to get this drafted. I mean it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Forty eight times two hundred that much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I did I forget to tell you that
Speaker 2: it's okay.
Speaker 1: You don't got to tell me, man.
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you that the boys started soccer
Speaker 2: this past weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm good and.
Speaker 2: So baby Box two. He's in kindergarten, he's five.
Speaker 1: He had hit the one that came in here.
Speaker 2: Yes, he had the first game at noon. And we
Speaker 2: signed up for a new league because the old league
Speaker 2: we played in, how do I describe it was trash,
Speaker 2: like they never teach the rules, there's never off sides.
Speaker 2: They don't you know, keep score at any age. It's just, oh,
Speaker 2: they're all there for fun, even the older kids.
Speaker 1: You were playing at a homeless person's park.
Speaker 2: The only reason we played there is because they three
Speaker 2: and four year olds could play. It was great when
Speaker 2: we first started, but we need we need a better competition.
Speaker 2: We need to start keeping score. We need to start
Speaker 2: having standings and let them know, hey you're in first place,
Speaker 2: you're in second place. Kids have to learn that eventually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, MLS standings.
Speaker 2: And so we talked to some neighbors like, oh, we
Speaker 2: play in this league, good competition. You know that's the league.
Speaker 2: You should sign up for him? All right, great, sign
Speaker 2: it up. We show up on Saturday about eleven thirty.
Speaker 2: Baby Box two's got his game at noon, and I
Speaker 2: see some other kids getting out of the cars and
Speaker 2: I look at my wife and I said, this is
Speaker 2: in the league for us, this is going to be awful.
Speaker 1: Ray they we're all parents in the Premier League.
Speaker 2: No, I said, this is this is this in our league.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be competitive. The kids that are
Speaker 2: getting out of the other cars.
Speaker 1: It was all families from London.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they didn't look like they were there
Speaker 2: to play soccer. They were there there there to be
Speaker 2: there with their friends and hang out. And so we
Speaker 2: my baby box two. His team has four players on it.
Speaker 2: You play a forty minute game and the four players
Speaker 2: play all forty minutes, so it's four on four and
Speaker 2: he has two buddies from his kindergarten class on his
Speaker 2: team and then some kid that he went to preschool with.
Speaker 2: Okay o continue the game starts. Twelve seconds in, one
Speaker 2: of his classmates runs off the field crying, what is
Speaker 2: that the whistle? Oh that was the start of the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Injury.
Speaker 2: No, no, he wasn't injured. He just I don't know
Speaker 2: what happened. He never even got near the ball, but
Speaker 2: twelve seconds in he was out. Ran to his mom.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a tough school district. You guys are at
Speaker 1: there in the Castle district.
Speaker 2: Sat on his mom's lap Ray Private School, and I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, buddy, okay, you want to come back in? No, no, done,
Speaker 2: want to come back in. So I look at baby
Speaker 2: Box three, who's three years old, and their five year
Speaker 2: old and six year olds are playing on this field
Speaker 2: and say, hey, bud, you want to play gus. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So baby Box three played. He came out there as
Speaker 2: a three year old, played with the five and six
Speaker 2: year olds, didn't have his shitting guards on because he
Speaker 2: wasn't supposed to play, got cracked right in the shin,
Speaker 2: started crying, he's got a big bruise on there. Now
Speaker 2: he had to go out get his shitting guards on.
Speaker 2: Then he came back in. But within six minutes, baby
Speaker 2: Box two would scored two goals. Hey yeah, they were
Speaker 2: up like six nothing in the first six minutes. Another
Speaker 2: kid on the other team was in their kindergarten class
Speaker 2: and Babybox two going, hey, man, why do you get
Speaker 2: the ball? How come you're not getting the ball? You
Speaker 2: got to get the ball, the points get the ball,
Speaker 2: trying to help him out because the other kid didn't
Speaker 2: really seem to care about getting the ball. And the
Speaker 2: guy that runs the league came up to me, like
Speaker 2: in the first like eight minutes. He was like, Hey,
Speaker 2: I think we may need to switch the teams up.
Speaker 2: We may need to put one of your players on
Speaker 2: their team. I'm like what He goes, Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like you guys are kind of dominating.
Speaker 1: We are pretty dominant.
Speaker 2: And I said, so you're gonna just tell them, hey,
Speaker 2: you're on this team, but you're not on this team.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go play for this team. He goes, Look
Speaker 2: that one kid's having a meltdown already because the other
Speaker 2: kid on their team is when his dad was the coach,
Speaker 2: and he's screaming at his dad, Dad, you're not even
Speaker 2: helping me get out of here. You don't even know
Speaker 2: what you're doing. And I mean, then we go to
Speaker 2: our first they played quarters ten minute quarters into the
Speaker 2: first quarter of the guy that runs league as he goes, hey, man,
Speaker 2: at least like tell your kids that they have to
Speaker 2: pass it to each other at least once before they
Speaker 2: shoot to kind of like maybe stop scoring as many goals.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, cool, I'll tell them, Hey, guys, I know,
Speaker 2: like we've never practiced together, but you guys need to
Speaker 2: pass it once before you shoot. Okay, cool? And we
Speaker 2: go on to just absolutely obliterate this other team. It
Speaker 2: was probably twenty to two.
Speaker 1: See, this just sounds like there's no learning.
Speaker 2: There's no learning.
Speaker 1: And maybe the parents are there having mimosas. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: your release from being away from work, your wife's release
Speaker 1: from being away from the house. Let parents have their release,
Speaker 1: Let the kids have the release. Guys, nobody's gonna be
Speaker 1: playing in the Premier League.
Speaker 2: No, no, oh, some are. No. No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I know my kids are dam no, no, no, I don't
Speaker 2: even think my kids.
Speaker 1: Are that good. Then why are they playing?
Speaker 2: No? No, they love to play. But this league that
Speaker 2: we're playing in, it's not the right league.
Speaker 1: Right, They don't care. That's called Nashville. It's called parents
Speaker 1: that are from SEC schools. They're all filthy rich and
Speaker 1: their kids don't give a rip because they got trust funds. Mississippi, Ole,
Speaker 1: miss Knoxville, Auburn, Alabama, Missouri, Vanderbilt, Saw Vanderbilt. They funnel
Speaker 1: them all up here to Nashville, Texas Yo, Yo, Texas,
Speaker 1: A and M and no, something's wrong with my headphones.
Speaker 1: But none of these none of these kids care. It's
Speaker 1: just all wealth affluence pumped into Nashville, and they just
Speaker 1: go out there and it's a free for all.
Speaker 2: And after the first quarter of the dad, the coach
Speaker 2: on another team, he didn't come back out. He sent
Speaker 2: a woman out there so the kid will quit yelling
Speaker 2: at him.
Speaker 1: That end and the guys that are taken their pants off,
Speaker 1: and so.
Speaker 2: At the end of the game, a good game, good game,
Speaker 2: good game, and the one that was yelling at his
Speaker 2: parents just starts flailing his arms and punching every kid
Speaker 2: on our team. And the dad just stands there and
Speaker 2: I was like, that's okay, and I grabbed the kid
Speaker 2: and I'm like, who whoa, whoa. We're not going to
Speaker 2: do that. We're not going to do that. And I
Speaker 2: have to get down on one knee and hey, man,
Speaker 2: what's wrong, Bud? You mad? You lost?
Speaker 1: You had to father another man's And he's like yeah, And.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Bud, are you in kindergarten? He goes yeah,
Speaker 2: And I said, you're going to go to school on
Speaker 2: Monday and your friends are going to ask you did
Speaker 2: you play soccer And you're gonna say yes. They're not
Speaker 2: going to ask you who one who lost, who scored?
Speaker 2: How many goals. I said, you come out here to
Speaker 2: get better. Did you try your best? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 2: get better? No?
Speaker 3: We lost.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah you did, But that's not the point.
Speaker 2: No one's gonna ask you in a week. You're not
Speaker 2: gonna remember this. Look, all the kids are going to
Speaker 2: the playground right now. If you want to go to
Speaker 2: the playground, they're not worried about who won and lost.
Speaker 2: Just go to the playground. And I was like, but
Speaker 2: we did kick her, and he was like okay, and
Speaker 2: he's happy and he immediately walks over to his dad
Speaker 2: and he goes and starts throwing a fit again. I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, I tried.
Speaker 1: I truly did. I can't believe the dad. What a
Speaker 1: man card removal?
Speaker 2: Well, first he got he he didn't come back out
Speaker 2: for the second quarter of the dad and then the
Speaker 2: kid just flailing his arms, hitting all the other kids,
Speaker 2: and the dad just ends there like that's okay.
Speaker 1: You gotta think those are probably pumper nickel shots he's
Speaker 1: doing in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: So then baby Box plays at one o'clock another game. Yeah,
Speaker 2: baby Box one has to play back to back. They
Speaker 2: both played on field three, so we didn't have to
Speaker 2: move locations and had to uproot our family and move.
Speaker 1: Fie. You guys pitched tents for the whole day.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't. We just sat there. If you're there
Speaker 2: that long, we might we should have, but we didn't know.
Speaker 2: We sat in the We didn't bring a chair. We've
Speaker 2: never been to these fields. We thought maybe they'd have bleachers. Nothing.
Speaker 2: So we go out there and we show up and
Speaker 2: it's five on four. The other team only has four players.
Speaker 2: So I told the other coach. I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want another player? And so I gave her
Speaker 2: one of my kids from the five year old team.
Speaker 1: So now it's okay. Whoa thought you were not supposed
Speaker 1: to give them players? No, no, no, this.
Speaker 2: Kid plays on baby Box twos team, not on he
Speaker 2: played the first game. So I gave her someone that
Speaker 2: had already played. Is five years old, now playing with six,
Speaker 2: six and seven year olds, and he played the first half,
Speaker 2: and Baby Box two played the second half on the
Speaker 2: other team against his brother.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: That was fun.
Speaker 1: You could do that in your backyard.
Speaker 2: We do that in our backyard. And let's just say
Speaker 2: we won probably thirteen to nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't want you see your brother over there.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to kill him killing him.
Speaker 1: Who'd you coach which kid?
Speaker 2: Both of them?
Speaker 1: No, you're only supposed to coach one. Coach.
Speaker 2: Well, I coach baby Box one in the second game
Speaker 2: because he the baby Box two, was on the other team.
Speaker 1: You see that kid, I want you to murder him.
Speaker 2: I want you, I want you to take his legs out,
Speaker 2: take him out at the knees.
Speaker 1: We know him though, that's better.
Speaker 2: And we have two girls on baby Box's team, you know,
Speaker 2: the older kid that we don't know. And in between
Speaker 2: one of the quarters, the parents go, is that your
Speaker 2: kid number seven? I was like, no, I don't have
Speaker 2: a girl. I was like yeah, and they go, he's
Speaker 2: a real go getter, and I'm like, well, he's just
Speaker 2: playing soccer. I don't know. No one else seems want
Speaker 2: to play soccer like it makes it look like he's
Speaker 2: really good, but he's really not that good.
Speaker 1: Thanks for gassing me up.
Speaker 2: And so we were in like twelve to nothing, and
Speaker 2: the other coach tells me, man, because I gave her
Speaker 2: two kids from the five year old team, you know,
Speaker 2: in the first half and then my son and the
Speaker 2: action goes, you gave us two ringers. I'm like, they're
Speaker 2: two years younger. They're not even ring They're just kids
Speaker 2: that were staying on the sideline. But that's how bad
Speaker 2: their team was. Like the five year olds were the
Speaker 2: best players on their team.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like a complete disorganization. A lot of
Speaker 1: these parents just running with their hair on fire man.
Speaker 1: Take kids to this, take kids to that. Are they
Speaker 1: learning anything? Are they getting in fights? One dad goes
Speaker 1: back in the parking lot to take shots and disappears
Speaker 1: and you get to pair in his kid. What is
Speaker 1: happening on soccer Saturdays?
Speaker 2: And they didn't even mow the grass, so the grass
Speaker 2: was so freaking long.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's some kid that's at the local high
Speaker 1: school at beach. He's getting high probably and.
Speaker 2: He forgot to turn the mow we're on. He ran
Speaker 2: it over the grass, but it didn't moan. He's like, man,
Speaker 2: more must be broken.
Speaker 1: See that would never happen in the country. Everything is mode,
Speaker 1: everything is kempt. There is maintenance crews every day of
Speaker 1: the week out painting signs, making sure the traffic lights work.
Speaker 1: What happens in Nashville is people just build skyscrapers. Are
Speaker 1: not worried about building families and building kids for the future.
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen, Hey, that was the
Speaker 1: damn deepest thing you've ever said.
Speaker 2: That was really deep. But I told my wife, I said, man,
Speaker 2: they're lucky they didn't mow the grass. We would have
Speaker 2: beat them forty to nothing because after about five minutes
Speaker 2: a baby Box one's game, they put cones like a
Speaker 2: little circle around in front of the goal and they're like,
Speaker 2: if the ball goes in here, you're not allowed to
Speaker 2: touch it. Well, I'm going to tell you at least
Speaker 2: fifteen goals stopped in that grass because it was so
Speaker 2: long that it would have just been absolutely obliteration.
Speaker 1: So, really, was somebody supposed to mow it or do
Speaker 1: the parents?
Speaker 2: Someone was supposed to mow it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it was a community area.
Speaker 2: Someone the league or someone was supposed to mow it,
Speaker 2: and they didn't mow it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See that's somebody that's not doing their job. And
Speaker 1: we just discovered it. Whereas if we don't do our job,
Speaker 1: nine million Americans understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they totally dropped the ball. And we get
Speaker 2: in the car after word into my wife goes, you're right,
Speaker 2: this isn't gonna be our league. She goes, I don't.
Speaker 2: I said, listen, not saying these guys are superstars, but
Speaker 2: they need to play. So I said, I need them
Speaker 2: to have better competitions so they don't get these think
Speaker 2: they're freaking messy.
Speaker 1: Did you just get on this podcast and brag that
Speaker 1: your kids are that far advanced in the competition.
Speaker 2: No, no, they're not that far advanced. So that's the problem.
Speaker 2: And I and we got home, and I got the
Speaker 2: private school. They're not in private school. They go to
Speaker 2: public school.
Speaker 1: You need to take them to beach. They'll get their
Speaker 1: butt kicked there to where. I don't know, some school.
Speaker 1: My wife couldn't go to. She had to go to private.
Speaker 2: Oh so anyway, I got you're talking about Harper Hill.
Speaker 2: I got an email from the mom of the kid
Speaker 2: on Baby Box two team that played twelve seconds, and
Speaker 2: she informed us they won't be coming back.
Speaker 1: Well, it was a good season. Got to hit her
Speaker 1: with that. Thanks coach a.
Speaker 2: Heck of season. Great job, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: where do I send this trophy? So the problem is
Speaker 2: we play with four players. There's only four players on
Speaker 2: the roster, so now we're down to three, so I
Speaker 2: need to have a kid. So I think baby Box
Speaker 2: three will be a permanent fixture on the five year
Speaker 2: old team as a three year old.
Speaker 1: Are we at a shortage of kids? Why is there
Speaker 1: we can't field?
Speaker 2: Well? I think they keep it small teams so they
Speaker 2: get a lot of playing time. But I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you what. These kids they don't I mean most of
Speaker 2: them in this league that we just played last Saturday,
Speaker 2: they don't want to play. Get Thomas Retz kid. I
Speaker 2: heard he just had another one. I don't know if
Speaker 2: he's old enough to play. His other kids have to
Speaker 2: be old enough to play. Where do they play soccer?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I cannot figure it out. And
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to do traveling soccer. They're they're they're
Speaker 2: seven and five years old and three.
Speaker 1: They don't want him to be good, not great?
Speaker 2: No, No, they don't need to be doing traveling soccer
Speaker 2: where we're driving two hundred miles on the weekend to
Speaker 2: play a soccer game when they're this young. I just
Speaker 2: would like something where there's organized, where there's refs. These
Speaker 2: games didn't have refs. They don't have refs in this league.
Speaker 2: Like where.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're in a major city like Nashville
Speaker 1: and you're having trouble finding soccer, which tells me, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, this sport is not growing.
Speaker 2: No, No, there's soccer everywhere. That's the problem. There's too many leagues.
Speaker 2: But I want leagues that actually enforce the rules, have
Speaker 2: real referees, they keep standings. I just can't figure it
Speaker 2: out that it is driving me nuts.
Speaker 1: But you are at a sport right now that's probably
Speaker 1: number four in America? Would you agree with that? Football? Basketball, Oh, baseball, soccer,
Speaker 1: and hockey, hockey. There are so many kids playing soccer.
Speaker 1: Let me just say this growing up in the country,
Speaker 1: I grew up in the country as well as now
Speaker 1: live in the country but work in the city. If
Speaker 1: you were able to follow, we haven't started the show.
Speaker 2: I know, we'll do it in a second.
Speaker 1: So we never had soccer, but we always heard the
Speaker 1: big city in Laramie, they're soccer leagues. Huge, sport is growing.
Speaker 1: Everybody's playing it. You guys should start playing soccer. Oh,
Speaker 1: we never did, and it never grew, and it never mushroomed,
Speaker 1: and it's still the exact same it was when I
Speaker 1: was a kid. But I'm telling you soccer's not in
Speaker 1: the country. It's in the city. You live in the
Speaker 1: city and you can't find soccer. Go to London. You
Speaker 1: were just there. How were their leagues? Did they have
Speaker 1: standings kids running around in fields that were mode?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, right, I actually sat and watched
Speaker 2: the field over there. No I did. I did I
Speaker 2: see Scott in Scotland. Dude, at the park. There's some
Speaker 2: broskis that just got off work. They all came and
Speaker 2: they were changing clothes in the middle of the park,
Speaker 2: just kicking the ball back and forth.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you and me are ever down by
Speaker 1: the Cumberland kicking a ball back and forth, somebody come
Speaker 1: over to me. I don't care if you're a listener,
Speaker 1: a fan, whatever, you just give me a big old
Speaker 1: kick right in the nuts, cause I do not need
Speaker 1: to be doing that after work. Get a life, people,
Speaker 1: unless it's fun. Actually it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I mean they were sitting there with their bros just
Speaker 2: kind of talking, hanging out and the ball was flat.
Speaker 2: They weren't even worried about it being flat. It was
Speaker 2: just a chance just hang out with the guys after work.
Speaker 2: And hick the ball around.
Speaker 1: You guys, care if I hackey saget with you.
Speaker 2: There was a like a youth game that Saturday morning,
Speaker 2: and I was like, can I go watch it? I
Speaker 2: should go there over across the street in the park
Speaker 2: and watch it. My wife goes, that's creepy, and I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, I just want to see if they're good.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna judge you. You're in a foreign country.
Speaker 1: How's it going? Uh no, oh blah?
Speaker 2: Which one is your kid?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: None, none of them. Just trying to, you know, check
Speaker 2: and see how the talent is over in Scotland. See
Speaker 2: if my kids should move over here and play.
Speaker 1: My kids were in America.
Speaker 2: So yeah, dude, I mean it was. It was a
Speaker 2: great weekend. Like they they played, they dominated, but it
Speaker 2: was like after a while I felt bad cheering when
Speaker 2: they scored a goal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're gonna start to develop how exactly you
Speaker 1: do cheer in these leagues? Do you support them all
Speaker 1: the way? Do you sometimes give them tough love, hard love,
Speaker 1: don't talk to them, punishment, make them run after they lose.
Speaker 1: You got to learn all that crap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm saying, but there was no punishment. There
Speaker 2: was no losing. I mean, it was just absolute domination.
Speaker 1: I mean I pretty much went my entire childhood. I
Speaker 1: don't think my dad ever said anything was that we
Speaker 1: did was cool or good like. He was never like
Speaker 1: that was amazing that you guys got three hits. That
Speaker 1: was so cool. It was always when you're one for four, man,
Speaker 1: those strikeouts, those will kill you. Just gotta work on that.
Speaker 1: Gotta work on that, all right, Dad? When do I
Speaker 1: get to stop working at it? Oh? Okay, when I'm
Speaker 1: an adult and I don't play anymore? Got it?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: There was no congratulation at this household.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't tell him congratulations. I just told him
Speaker 2: because I don't want I got They gotta keep working.
Speaker 2: This is the problem is you get this inflated ego
Speaker 2: and you think you're the best, you stop working, and
Speaker 2: that's how people plateau. I don't want them to plaateau.
Speaker 2: I want them to keep climbing that mountain. So I
Speaker 2: need better competition.
Speaker 1: But there's the positive reinforcement, there's the supporting them throughout
Speaker 1: thick and thin. They're all that in the middle. But
Speaker 1: then there's the negativity. Positive reinforcement not celebrating them. You've
Speaker 1: got to figure out where you're going to fall into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I mean, I think we're in the
Speaker 2: picking daisy crowd, and we need to be in the
Speaker 2: I want to play soccer crowd at this league.
Speaker 1: That's the problem, and that shouldn't be your problem on
Speaker 1: the weekends when you pay for this. I understand, wy
Speaker 1: are you having to figure it out? You need to
Speaker 1: be like the CEO or the GM of the league.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me I need to start my own league.
Speaker 1: My dad any city we moved to, he's like, this
Speaker 1: leak's terrible. And he started his own league and took
Speaker 1: it over within a month. And he would revolution every
Speaker 1: city we went into, revolutionized the baseball team. Gwyn they
Speaker 1: never had baseball team. They had it within a month
Speaker 1: that we were there. Newberry never had won any games.
Speaker 1: We won every game and went down state and played
Speaker 1: baseball like within a month. My dad would take over
Speaker 1: the entire thing. He's like, this is a disaster. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna handle this just like kid. That's how I did it.
Speaker 1: In Austin, I said, these boys are gonna play some
Speaker 1: soccer and some baseball.
Speaker 2: No, Keith didn't he didn't coach soccer, and he didn't
Speaker 2: he coached baseball kid.
Speaker 1: It all starts with a dream. I have a dream kid.
Speaker 4: Then every boy in Austin will play baseball kid and
Speaker 4: I will be the hut kid.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I stole that from MLK kid, but it
Speaker 1: still works with you boys. And we have the convention
Speaker 1: on MLK weekend.
Speaker 2: What a segue?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow? Now should we start the show or should we
Speaker 2: take a break and start the show?
Speaker 1: Break?
Speaker 2: We'll take a break, Andy, And you guys want to
Speaker 2: know if there's a redraw. You want to know if
Speaker 2: we're it's tying to redraw some names. We'll tell you
Speaker 2: right after this.
Speaker 1: We'll just end it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, WHOA. I just have a question, And I mean
Speaker 2: this is a rhetorical question. Maybe why are people so stupid?
Speaker 1: It goes across all countries, all demographics, it's widespread.
Speaker 2: Well, the reason I ask is because yesterday I went
Speaker 2: into a place to get a smoothie and I went
Speaker 2: in and I said, hey, can I get the number five? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll get that for you at number five? And I'm
Speaker 2: talking little shop. They have one table, one table inside
Speaker 2: the place.
Speaker 1: Sounds like they're not going to be in business for
Speaker 1: long because La La Land just came to town. What
Speaker 1: is that some in twelve South They do these machas
Speaker 1: and all the girls walk around these yellow cups that
Speaker 1: you can take home. Oh, it's just all about the gram.
Speaker 2: Well, this is a very little shop, so they don't
Speaker 2: have much square footage because they want you to buy
Speaker 2: your stuff and leave. And I'm literally the only person
Speaker 2: in there. Shocker right, all at La La Land, I'm
Speaker 2: the only one in there, and I order the number five.
Speaker 2: It's just a peanut butter banana smoothie basically, that's it.
Speaker 2: Maybe some dates in there, I don't know. And she goes,
Speaker 2: I'll have that right out for you. I'm all right.
Speaker 2: I sit down at the one table in the whole
Speaker 2: restaurant and sitting there and she's talking to her co
Speaker 2: worker and I do do do do very fast service.
Speaker 2: I hear her blending it up and she gets done,
Speaker 2: she puts a lid on it, comes up to the
Speaker 2: counter and she goes out.
Speaker 3: I have a number five, A number five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm right here, thanks.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why would you not just go here?
Speaker 2: You go? There is no need to yell.
Speaker 3: I have a number five. I have a number five.
Speaker 1: I'm the only customer in your establishment. You hit her
Speaker 1: with the hand. Ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, that's me.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm right here in case you didn't see me, sitting
Speaker 2: at the only table in the whole place. I was
Speaker 2: just so shocked when she yelled, I.
Speaker 3: Got a number five. I got a number five.
Speaker 1: You looked around, see if you're on candy camera.
Speaker 2: I's like, are there other people that I'm not seeing
Speaker 2: that you're worried that we're gonna get her orders mixed up?
Speaker 2: It's literally me in the restaurant, just say here's your
Speaker 2: smoothie protocols. And it's not even like she did it
Speaker 2: in a quiet voice, like I have a number five.
Speaker 1: No, we heard I.
Speaker 3: Have a number five. I have a number five.
Speaker 2: And as I walked to the vehicle, I just was like,
Speaker 2: how stupid is that lady? Like, how dumb are you
Speaker 2: to sit there and yell I have a number five,
Speaker 2: number five? Just hand me the smoothie.
Speaker 1: Just screaming in your face, dude, your hair's blown.
Speaker 2: Back right here. Yep, yeah, I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 1: And also, if it's that's small a place, you probably
Speaker 1: never really need to yell. Really, guys, let's take that
Speaker 1: out of the manual. All they need to do is
Speaker 1: just say it on the counter like Starbucks. Starbucks doesn't
Speaker 1: give a rid man. They got people coming in so fast, Samantha,
Speaker 1: uh hy, yeah, I need my cup. Oh well it
Speaker 1: might be over there. There's a pile of twelve of them. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it was very shocking and overwhelming, and I
Speaker 2: was like, thank you very much. Cool, awesome. Now now
Speaker 2: I know you didn't care about that story, and I
Speaker 2: know you want to know if there's a redrawl, what
Speaker 2: do we do?
Speaker 1: That was actually good. I'll take that over a soccer story.
Speaker 1: Ray twenty goals twenty to two Special night for the Boys. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, person, I almost need to go in person.
Speaker 1: It would really just benefit the stories just because I
Speaker 1: have no connection. I've actually never seen them play soccer before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and you've never seen me play soccer, right,
Speaker 2: It really does help if we've done stuff together.
Speaker 1: Boom, March Messing, boom, the Convention boom, the draw, Ray.
Speaker 2: Booms, the Sore Losers Fantasy League boom. No. Because I
Speaker 2: got a text message, let me tell you, well.
Speaker 1: It might be from Justin because he is furious.
Speaker 2: I got a text from Justin. I'm no coward one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars paid. Ray talks asks about my abilities to coach,
Speaker 2: But who is the one coming to me for answers?
Speaker 2: You guessed it. The real coward is Ray. He has
Speaker 2: never made the playoffs until last year. Who was managing
Speaker 2: this team while he was in bed at six pm?
Speaker 2: You got it, JB. And I won't hang up and listen.
Speaker 2: I'm staying on the line. And then immediately after he
Speaker 2: sends me that he silenced all notifications.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it was a whine before bed. Gosh, guys
Speaker 1: saved the text for the morning, then fire them away.
Speaker 1: Most likely you'll won't send them, I lauded out loud.
Speaker 2: I thought it was hilarious. I love the bickering between
Speaker 2: co managers and the season hadn't even started well.
Speaker 1: And I also I do enjoy now that we have
Speaker 1: been texting longer than our parents, because you realize some
Speaker 1: of the stuff just doesn't even need a response. I
Speaker 1: went through explaining to my mom, Hey, if your wrist
Speaker 1: has been hurting, you're gonna want to do red light.
Speaker 1: I've been doing it a little bit Kenny Chesney does it.
Speaker 1: All these country stars do it when they come in, Oh,
Speaker 1: red light ice tub, red light ice tub. And I
Speaker 1: told her it's more deep tissue, whereas infrared is just
Speaker 1: surface level stuff. And then she hits me back with
Speaker 1: some AI Google thing and she goes, actually, I think
Speaker 1: infrared the guys, hopefully the truckers understand this. But my
Speaker 1: mom goes, I think infrared is actually the deep tissue
Speaker 1: one ones. I've been researching this for years. Red light
Speaker 1: is deep. If you have injuries, get red light.
Speaker 2: So I go sit at a red light and my
Speaker 2: injury will heal.
Speaker 1: Yes. So I didn't even respond to that.
Speaker 2: I can you. I don't know what you're talking like,
Speaker 2: you sit in a booth.
Speaker 1: No, it's like a think of a tanning bed, but
Speaker 1: it's just a red light without the tan Okay. And
Speaker 1: then the ultra ultra UV or what it's called the
Speaker 1: infrared infrared. Infrared is kind of like makes your hair
Speaker 1: grow a little bit. It may it's like surface level
Speaker 1: type stuff, whereas the red light that's the athletes are
Speaker 1: doing that. Kenny does that crap. He's like, man, it
Speaker 1: reverses aging. You really feel in your bones deep tissue stuff. Huh,
Speaker 1: infrared just surface. And I'm just like, Mom, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna explain it to you. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: mixed up the stuff with AI. Just trying to help
Speaker 1: you out.
Speaker 2: So your mom and dad are trying this red light
Speaker 2: or they're not trying any no.
Speaker 1: And I explained to rather, Hey, tanning salons around the
Speaker 1: country are flipping now. They're now health so they're not
Speaker 1: really as concerned as getting people tan as. They have
Speaker 1: beds you can lay in. So there's one of them
Speaker 1: that's like, uh, it's uh skins, you know, it's sculpt Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like kind of like a not a sauna, but
Speaker 1: it's a bed. And then it also has a little
Speaker 1: bit of infrared. And then there's one that's, uh, there's
Speaker 1: like a massage. One there's a hydro massage, which is
Speaker 1: air and steam. So tanning salons are flipping now to
Speaker 1: healthcare ish And so I told my mom that, hey,
Speaker 1: just FYI. So I'm trying to help her, and she
Speaker 1: fires back with I don't think you're right. Okay, Mom,
Speaker 1: with all that to say, you don't need to respond
Speaker 1: to justin. I'll let my mom figure it out. She'll
Speaker 1: figure out what red light and ultra red UV.
Speaker 2: I'm just impressed that your mom actually knows what that is,
Speaker 2: because I have no idea what you're talking about. Like,
Speaker 2: I am so lost, bro.
Speaker 1: We have had these country stars coming in Bones. Did
Speaker 1: you not hear Eddie say that he went into Bones
Speaker 1: red light? He said it on the show.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought that was the management company?
Speaker 1: No, but funny.
Speaker 2: Then Kenny Chesney's like, literally, I thought they were talking
Speaker 2: about the management company.
Speaker 1: Did you literally not hear Kenny Chesney? He goes, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do two red lights a day, two ice tubs
Speaker 1: a day, especially two were in season. I do three
Speaker 1: red lights a day, three ice tubs a day. So
Speaker 1: then once they talk about it, got to me to thinking,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look into it. Bones as one of his house.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a real deal red light. He's you
Speaker 1: next day, You're good to go.
Speaker 2: You think all these pro athletes are doing red.
Speaker 1: Light, doing red light, they're doing ice tubs.
Speaker 2: So are you telling me Michael Parsons has got to
Speaker 2: move his red light from Dallas to Green Bay?
Speaker 1: Low hanging fruit. We don't even need to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows about the trade.
Speaker 2: I mean, I tell hilarious, hilarious Cowboys Nation.
Speaker 1: What did you say when you heard good move? No,
Speaker 1: the exact thing you said audibly out loud.
Speaker 2: I said, damn, Jerry Jones really got his ego in.
Speaker 1: The way we had it on in the kitchen. Baser's
Speaker 1: a foot from and I go, oh, my gosh, Parsons
Speaker 1: to the Packers and she goes, you scared me? What what?
Speaker 1: And I go, well, I mean, it kind of just
Speaker 1: means the Cowboys are gonna suck this year, which is
Speaker 1: awesome because I have Cowboys fans in my life. So
Speaker 1: they're gonna win a couple less games, I would imagine,
Speaker 1: so they won't even make the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I know what I said because I
Speaker 2: was at the kid's soccer practice and I got a
Speaker 2: I'm standing there and I was like, huh, And it
Speaker 2: was Garrett texting the guys group and he was like, wow,
Speaker 2: we really traded Micah to the Green Bay Packers two
Speaker 2: first round picks. And I went, oh crap. And I
Speaker 2: looked at the dad next to me. I said, MICHAEH.
Speaker 2: Parsons on his way to Green Bay and he.
Speaker 1: Goes, no way, wow, wow.
Speaker 2: He goes, I didn't see that coming, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: either to die man, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2: That was it. That was the end of the conversation.
Speaker 2: And then he got a phone call and it was
Speaker 2: like his wife.
Speaker 1: So it was like for everybody and my big one and.
Speaker 2: My wife goes, are you guys gonna see here and
Speaker 2: talk sports? I'll go for a walk. As I know,
Speaker 2: I'm ending the conversation. Nothing else that needs to be said.
Speaker 2: Dallas's defense wasn't great with him, It'll won't be great
Speaker 2: without him. You save a lot of money in Green Bay.
Speaker 2: You better win the next two years because you're paying
Speaker 2: Jordan Love eight hundred million and Micah Parson's two hundred million.
Speaker 2: You got two guys taking up about eighty percent of
Speaker 2: your cap space.
Speaker 1: Good luck. And Jerry Jones said, we offered him forty million.
Speaker 1: That was a non handshake deal. That was a handshake
Speaker 1: deal back in April, and his agent's got to be
Speaker 1: involved per the regulations. They ended up getting him forty
Speaker 1: seven million up in Green Bay. We would offered him
Speaker 1: forty though.
Speaker 2: Jared says, yeah, Jery Sy, you know, we had a
Speaker 2: verbal agreement and I believe a verbal agreement is buyinging it.
Speaker 2: So we should have signed that deal. And he wanted
Speaker 2: to go back on his word, and he wanted to
Speaker 2: have his agent involved. I did it man to man,
Speaker 2: I talked to Micah, Well, Jerry, Okay, he wants his agent,
Speaker 2: so call his agent and get it done. I don't
Speaker 2: understand what the problem is.
Speaker 1: I've been there doing these deals here at work. You're like,
Speaker 1: I've signed actually four contracts now, and they said NFL
Speaker 1: three contracts is good. Yeah, I've signed four here. You've
Speaker 1: probably signed more.
Speaker 2: Than that I have. I don't even know how many
Speaker 2: I've signed.
Speaker 1: And let's be real, they kind of are like that
Speaker 1: a little bit. I mean there are handshake deals hit first,
Speaker 1: and then they send over the actual contracts.
Speaker 2: You're right, you kind of negotiate.
Speaker 1: Get what Jared saying.
Speaker 2: You kind of negotiate orally, and then they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: you like that again, let me put that on some paper,
Speaker 2: and then they send it to you. It's wild. And
Speaker 2: you know what's funny is, I had no idea growing up.
Speaker 2: I thought professional athletes were the only people that got contracts.
Speaker 2: I had no idea how many industries have contracts.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had no idea we were signing contracts for
Speaker 1: the first five years I was here, I was like,
Speaker 1: what is this? Oh cool? Cool? And then I go, oh,
Speaker 1: I can what is this word negotiate? Oh? Oh my,
Speaker 1: I can negotiate a contract. I mean I learned that
Speaker 1: like a year ago. It's crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: Did you know to work for a record label, you
Speaker 2: sign a contract, like a two year contract.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of those places, Like I believe my
Speaker 1: dad was in a contract, but ours is it is
Speaker 1: just a contract saying you can't go to another radio station, right,
Speaker 1: ours are weird.
Speaker 2: But I think there's are you can't go to another
Speaker 2: record label, Yeah, which is wild.
Speaker 1: I gotta ask my dad if he signed a contract
Speaker 1: with the A's, he probably signed a contract not with
Speaker 1: that with the lumber mill.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wonder my dad never signed a contract.
Speaker 1: Well he was a builder. Yeah, I bet most places
Speaker 1: sign a contract.
Speaker 2: Like do you think truckers, Like when I worked at
Speaker 2: Grande Communications, did I sign a contract? No chance, you
Speaker 2: just got paid hourly, Okay, Like when you work at
Speaker 2: the grocery store, you don't sign a contract.
Speaker 1: So it's basically places with competes in non compete.
Speaker 2: But growing up, I had no idea there was contracts
Speaker 2: and so many different venues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is wild, It's pretty cool. Did my chick
Speaker 1: sign a co track with the tax stuff?
Speaker 2: I gotta ask her?
Speaker 1: Now, this is actually fascinating.
Speaker 2: See does a truck driver sign a contract saying you
Speaker 2: won't go to another truck place? Right? And I don't
Speaker 2: even know what are the big trucking companies. I think
Speaker 2: I've seen Hunt.
Speaker 1: Well, you've seen Taylor Swift because they always have those
Speaker 1: two Taylor Swift Yes, Like, are you a Hunt? Is
Speaker 1: the one you go with? It rhymes with the seaword?
Speaker 2: No, isn't that one of them?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't know. I see the damn things on the
Speaker 1: interstate every single day I drive home. But Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: is a popular But.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, let's say you don't do you work for
Speaker 2: a company. Let's say you're picking up bottled water one
Speaker 2: time and the next time you're picking up lumber. So
Speaker 2: are you an independent contractor? And these places just put
Speaker 2: up the list of Hey, this is what we need hauled,
Speaker 2: or are you in the area you come pick it up?
Speaker 2: Or do you work for a company company?
Speaker 1: And there's different crap, you got to move. Saw eighteen
Speaker 1: wheeler hall on the other day. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: It was let's just say, what was it in the
Speaker 1: shape of a rebar, but it was yellow and the
Speaker 1: pieces were a foot long and it had twelve of
Speaker 1: them on the truck. Massive eighteen wheeler and there were
Speaker 1: twelve pieces of yellow rebar that is a foot long.
Speaker 1: I go, easiest gig that guy's ever had in his life.
Speaker 1: But you gotta keep a constant eye. Dude. I would
Speaker 1: be in the rearview mir the whole time. What if
Speaker 1: one falls off? He really could have put it in
Speaker 1: his passenger seat.
Speaker 2: Good point. Like I I was that small.
Speaker 1: I was laughing. I was get a video, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't. I'll get in a car.
Speaker 2: Right yesterday I was at the golf course and eighteen
Speaker 2: wheeler pulls up flatbed eighteen wheeler golf clubs. No twelve
Speaker 2: golf balls. No, not golf balls, but like little plastic
Speaker 2: like drainage pipes.
Speaker 1: Ten for the irrigation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ten of them strapped to the back. I mean
Speaker 2: they're about four feet long each. And he's clearing the
Speaker 2: parking lot. Is that really necessary for an eighteen wheeler
Speaker 2: to drive those little eighteen round pieces of plastic Guy
Speaker 2: Cenna sprinter like, put them in a box and ship them.
Speaker 2: It ain't that hard.
Speaker 1: Give them pay an uber price that's cheaper than a
Speaker 1: truck driver that apparently they make five grand a month
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: It's a wild So now you want another soccer story. No,
Speaker 2: we gotta draw, Yeah, well, yeah, we do need to draw.
Speaker 2: But I have a question at me with the story
Speaker 2: and the question thank you so soccer Wednesday night? You
Speaker 2: know what I mean, started the new season? Ray the
Speaker 2: question later and number four on the other team. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean is a younger guy kind of yours?
Speaker 1: Are your kids league?
Speaker 2: No, my league?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Or MLS No, not MLS, I'm not that level yet.
Speaker 2: Or League's Cup or US Open Cup.
Speaker 1: And don't even know about that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another thing. I thought we were in League's Cup,
Speaker 2: but the Nationalists is in the semi finals of the
Speaker 2: US Open Cup.
Speaker 1: They're in the semi final of the League's Cup. No,
Speaker 1: in September, I got tickets to it? What Yeah, they
Speaker 1: gave me free tickets. They said, send this email back
Speaker 1: with another person's email address and you'll get two free tickets.
Speaker 1: So I got to pick this Saturday's game against Atlanta
Speaker 1: or the League's Cup semi finals. And I thought, when
Speaker 1: were you gonna tell me? This just happened last night?
Speaker 1: And I thought, perfect, send me the two tickets. I'll
Speaker 1: scalp them. Cut standing room tickets. It was that which
Speaker 1: you're actually better because they're right behind the goal. I
Speaker 1: go to watch Atlanta on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Atlanta is terrible. They're so bad.
Speaker 1: You only could pick two games. I thought they were
Speaker 1: gonna let me pick the messy game. Yeah, they got me.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing about the I don't even know
Speaker 2: what this cup is.
Speaker 1: That we're in the semi finals for gets Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: Yes, I literally thought it was the League's Cup and
Speaker 2: I was like wow. But then I look it up.
Speaker 2: I'm like Leake's Cup scheduling. He's like, Leeds Cup hasn't
Speaker 2: started yet. I'm like, what, No, We're in like the
Speaker 2: Siby finals. It's like the US Open Cup. All right,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: It's on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: That's so it's tough. That's why I would go on
Speaker 1: a weekend.
Speaker 2: But you're not going to go unless we randomly don't
Speaker 2: have the day the next day. Yeah, but anyway, back
Speaker 2: to myself, I'll always work Monday through Friday. The soccer game,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? This guy number four on
Speaker 2: another team, he's all young and full of testosterone, and
Speaker 2: he's running around and he gets the ball and I
Speaker 2: can tell he's left footed. He only wants to use
Speaker 2: his left foot.
Speaker 1: Goofy like he.
Speaker 2: Wants to shoot with his left He wants to do
Speaker 2: everything with his left. So me being the annoying person
Speaker 2: I am, I'm like, I just keep yelling out, guys,
Speaker 2: let make him use his right foot, make him use
Speaker 2: his right foot. He's left footed, he wants to use
Speaker 2: the left foot. He only wants to use the left.
Speaker 2: So I'm guarding him at one point on the left side. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just letting him have his right foot, letting him
Speaker 2: have it, and I mean, and he gets it, gets in,
Speaker 2: he turns this whole body and shoots right footed, misses
Speaker 2: the goal by like twenty feet, and he goes. You
Speaker 2: said I was left footed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't prove it. I might a layup.
Speaker 2: You missed the goal by a wide margin. You did
Speaker 2: everything in your power to prove to me that you're
Speaker 2: you can use your right foot. And now I know
Speaker 2: I'm in your head. Now I know.
Speaker 1: You're a regular Steve Nash.
Speaker 2: Now I know that you do not want to use
Speaker 2: your right foot, and that you're doing it just to
Speaker 2: say to show this guy, show this idiot that I
Speaker 2: can use my right foot. Dude didn't score all game,
Speaker 2: didn't do anything. We won three to one. He didn't
Speaker 2: want to shake hands after the game.
Speaker 1: Kids out there, if you're playing a sport, figure out
Speaker 1: what hand they are, basketball and soccer foot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make them use their bad foot, force them to
Speaker 2: use the bad foot. If you get beat by them
Speaker 2: using their bad hand or their bad foot, so be it.
Speaker 2: But that's how you play defense. Now, when we come back,
Speaker 2: I'll ask you the question about the redraw. We'll be
Speaker 2: right back. All right, this is what it is. So
Speaker 2: in Tyler Muster White's Division Back to Back champ, there's
Speaker 2: a guy named Jason Kelly. I drew his name right right, Okay,
Speaker 2: I drew his name and he posted on the Facebook page,
Speaker 2: Hey lunch, can we get some info on the league please?
Speaker 2: And I said, relax, you'll get some info this weekend.
Speaker 2: I will send it out and I will tell you
Speaker 2: all about the league. But then I look at my
Speaker 2: Venmo and he hadn't paid, and so I've hit him back,
Speaker 2: and I said, you got drawn for the Sore Losers
Speaker 2: Fantasy League. Do you need to pay on Venmo or
Speaker 2: you lose your spot? Once you pay, you get the information.
Speaker 2: He still hadn't paid, so obviously he heard his name.
Speaker 2: He obviously heard the pod where I said over and
Speaker 2: over again, pay pay, pay, pay pay. But is he
Speaker 2: not wanting to pay because he doesn't know the inbo
Speaker 2: Or is it to bad luck? Chuck You're gone?
Speaker 1: It's bad luck, Chuck, You're gone. Justin made the best
Speaker 1: point and leave it to a medical professional. He said,
Speaker 1: draw extra this time that we're doing it, who cares.
Speaker 1: It's a race to the finish first forty eight, let's go.
Speaker 1: We can't afford to be short forty eight because then
Speaker 1: the league has to fold. Why would you risk that
Speaker 1: You're worried about this random guy that doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to work Venmo?
Speaker 2: Let's rock and roll, dude, I mean one guy hit
Speaker 2: me up. Let me see his name, hold on. His
Speaker 2: name is Andrew Klassen, he said, coachure, I live in Canada.
Speaker 2: Venmo's not allowed in Canada.
Speaker 1: What do I do? That's actually a problem.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, send me a euro. I'm like, uh,
Speaker 2: can you send me a mounty? So he found a
Speaker 2: friend in America to venmo me two hundred dollars. That
Speaker 2: is being resourceful. He almost he almost had across the border,
Speaker 2: take a trip, just a Venmo two hundred dollars to
Speaker 2: get in the league.
Speaker 1: He can write you a check and give you the
Speaker 1: check number, even though my car guy tells me I
Speaker 1: don't need a card. I don't need a check number.
Speaker 1: What can I do with a check number? Unless ach
Speaker 1: the money's in my bank.
Speaker 2: You haven't paid me.
Speaker 1: I guess people do that at the dealership. Oh really,
Speaker 1: it's a check number, and they'll just give him a
Speaker 1: random number. And he goes. That doesn't do me any
Speaker 1: good a check number, because that happens for weeks and months. Oh,
Speaker 1: he goes, dude, I'm trying to clear twenty thousand every month.
Speaker 1: He goes an ACCH payment. I'm sure he could have
Speaker 1: done an ACCH payment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, here's an email. We got what's up? Coachers?
Speaker 2: My girl got my girlfriend and I both entered y'all's
Speaker 2: annual fantasy football draft. I did not get picked, but
Speaker 2: she did. Yay, right, yes, yay, But I did not
Speaker 2: trust her with the amount of money I've a wait
Speaker 2: we are putting on the line to keep up with everything.
Speaker 2: Just curious if I could switch the email from her
Speaker 2: email to my email address. I also don't trust her
Speaker 2: to manage and you know, work the app on her phone,
Speaker 2: and so if this can't be arranged, I would really
Speaker 2: appreciate it. Her phone seems to be messing up. If
Speaker 2: I need to, I'll steal her phone every day and
Speaker 2: better luck in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: To me, interesting, that's funny, Zach Sapata. Well, also, you
Speaker 1: know why we were dumb is obviously when we say
Speaker 1: a chick's name, it's not necessarily a woman. It's all
Speaker 1: these guys had their wives or girlfriends also sign up. Well,
Speaker 1: so we're probably not even playing the people we think
Speaker 1: we're playing. I thought that, But my real thing, there's
Speaker 1: no way that many girls sign up.
Speaker 2: No, I think there is. And there was the U
Speaker 2: the husband and wife. I think the gigs, the wigs.
Speaker 2: The man and woman both paid, so maybe they both listen,
Speaker 2: or maybe that guy is going to be managing two
Speaker 2: teams in our league.
Speaker 1: But we got to realize that is kind of goes on.
Speaker 2: Maybe it might go on, it might not. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: here's another one. Cody Grubs emails, I was picked for
Speaker 2: the Fantasy League. What's the VENMO? I know we're on
Speaker 2: a deadline. I'm in. I just don't know where to pay.
Speaker 2: I got a question like we did a segment earlier
Speaker 2: like house, why are people such idiots?
Speaker 1: This flows with that.
Speaker 2: Did we not say it ten times in the pod
Speaker 2: on Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Who knows? I don't even remember what I had for breakfast.
Speaker 2: Okay, but the good news is, oh wait, that's Cody Grubbs.
Speaker 2: Did he pay? Cody Grubs paid so he found out
Speaker 2: he went back and listened to the pod.
Speaker 1: Okay. And also, are you really doing all the notes
Speaker 1: and stuff on paper and pen? Well, there's more efficient ways.
Speaker 2: No. No, I wrote down everybody's name when I drew
Speaker 2: them right right, Okay, So then when they n you
Speaker 2: check it. Then when they venmo me, I check their name.
Speaker 1: Dude, get an Excel spreadsheet and AI can do it
Speaker 1: for you. You can link your venmo to Excel and it'll
Speaker 1: check it for you and people.
Speaker 2: Do you really think I know how to do that?
Speaker 2: Do you really think I have Excel on my computer?
Speaker 1: You don't. I don't know my favorite website. That's all
Speaker 1: I do is Excel spreadsheets.
Speaker 2: I would have no idea where to go on my
Speaker 2: computer to put in Excel.
Speaker 1: And it's called Excel. You keep saying XL. What is
Speaker 1: it called Excel?
Speaker 2: Xcel?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you put an emphasis on that Excel. It's like
Speaker 1: Sel is more prominent than the X. You're like XL.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, maybe I am saying like I said, I
Speaker 2: don't use it. My name has been in I'm not
Speaker 2: up in it. I have no idea how to do it,
Speaker 2: Like I apologize, No.
Speaker 1: No, you don't really need it for your job, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome.
Speaker 2: That's like some guy told me the other day. He
Speaker 2: was like, you know, Excel, is it like taking away
Speaker 2: your job or is it a tool to help your job?
Speaker 2: He goes, my company is a tool like Excel to
Speaker 2: help people with their job. I'm not trying to take
Speaker 2: people's job. And I'm like, he goes, I mean, don't
Speaker 2: you use Excel? And I was like, no, yeah, I
Speaker 2: got the app yeah, let me, let me, let me
Speaker 2: look at my excel. Right now, we got another email. Hey,
Speaker 2: losers super excited to be part of the fantasy football League.
Speaker 2: Want to start off on the right note and apologize
Speaker 2: for the tease and disappointment. This is Taylor Me, not
Speaker 2: Taylor Callaway was called as the final name. My bad
Speaker 2: like to say that this is the last time you'll
Speaker 2: be disappointed to see my name lunch, But it's not
Speaker 2: because I plan to dominate this league by kicking your
Speaker 2: and taking names. Anyway, I'll hang up and listen, sore
Speaker 2: Losers nation, Let's rye Taylor middlewee do we eat? Are? Thanks?
Speaker 1: And we should have ended the draft with Taylor Callaway,
Speaker 1: But we don't script stuff because that would have been
Speaker 1: a perfect ending.
Speaker 2: It would have I mean, or with b Hands.
Speaker 1: The guy that put on the entire thing. We don't
Speaker 1: even give him a free entry, and.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit him up and be like, dude, you
Speaker 2: should get a free entry next year. Like, not free,
Speaker 2: you got to pay your two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Right, but he should for sure be in for helping us.
Speaker 1: I agree, but I mean, even my own wife had
Speaker 1: to listen to the podcast. I get home, and she goes,
Speaker 1: did I not get drawn? And then you were delaying
Speaker 1: the last announcement for three minutes, and she goes, don't
Speaker 1: tell me, don't tell me, And she waited for three
Speaker 1: minutes while you him hot around and then finally said,
Speaker 1: Taylor made, I didn't get in. No, you didn't save
Speaker 1: us two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still, man, I just don't know what to
Speaker 2: do about this. Jason Kelly, dude.
Speaker 1: Well, let's rock or redraw because I just got banged
Speaker 1: with some email.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll take a break, we'll come right back and
Speaker 2: we'll do the redrawl right after this. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: The first person eliminated, wait, Hunter Howard just paid. Okay,
Speaker 2: eliminated is rit Dick Dills has been eliminated. So batter's box.
Speaker 2: You are getting a new person in your division. The
Speaker 2: person that is going to be in your division is
Speaker 2: it's spinning man.
Speaker 1: Sorry, how many new draws?
Speaker 2: Just like seven or six? Is Tyler co Wort coward?
Speaker 2: Tyler Coward deserves it.
Speaker 1: I'm not no coward.
Speaker 2: Justin oh Man. Did you see Boise State last night?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You can still make the playoffs.
Speaker 2: No, their quarterback sucks. He sucked last year and Ashton
Speaker 2: Jinci saved his.
Speaker 1: He snucked last year. They're the number eight ranks.
Speaker 2: Because Ashton Jinshi he's gone and they go to south
Speaker 2: Ford and got rolled rolled? Okay, who else? I think
Speaker 2: that's it in that division. Still making a decision on
Speaker 2: Jason Kelly. I don't know what to do. Okay, Next
Speaker 2: is out in Ray's country House. Isaac Gill, you have
Speaker 2: been eliminated. You have been eliminated, Isaac. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 2: Let's spin the wheel was probably a bot. Now he's
Speaker 2: a member of the Facebook page. I sent him a message,
Speaker 2: no response.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of people made great points. They said,
Speaker 1: why are there no more names than that are in
Speaker 1: the Facebook group?
Speaker 2: Told you got to have three names to get in.
Speaker 2: Austin Blake, Lacy Austin Blake, Lacy Abel get a boy
Speaker 2: Lacy Okay Brooks Treheo, you are eliminated. Thank you for playing,
Speaker 2: thanks for entering. You are now out. You made it
Speaker 2: and now you're going. And no we're not ennying of
Speaker 2: the show. But he's out. Let's see who didn't land on?
Speaker 2: Stop what stop?
Speaker 1: My wife? Stop my wife? Arnold Bailey, the actual Arnold
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: The actual Arnold is in the Fantasy Football League Rays
Speaker 2: Country House Arnold Bailey.
Speaker 1: This is huge for the god, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 1: is passive.
Speaker 2: I mean that is Hey. Look I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: Here. I think I have him on my cell phone
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: Hey, amen you mother Durt. I'm gonna win all the
Speaker 4: money you mother Durst. All right, heading back to Broadways.
Speaker 4: See you guys on my nay sa Teberdy, peace out,
Speaker 4: mother Gurs.
Speaker 2: Okay, Brendan Fry, you made it, now you didn't make it.
Speaker 2: Brendan Fry gone accepted, de selected Ye, here we go.
Speaker 2: It's going. Man. We gotta figure out what we're gonna do
Speaker 2: with Jason Kelly. I really don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: You got about two minutes?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, where'd it go? Steven Snyder, Stephen Snyder, A
Speaker 2: good dude.
Speaker 1: Snyder is in all right. Usually is very funny on
Speaker 1: the Facebook.
Speaker 2: Hector Augustin Garcia, thanks for playing. It was a good year.
Speaker 2: You had a good season. Yep. Yeah, PDS you are
Speaker 2: suspended for the whole year. Okay, here we go. Travis Cohen,
Speaker 2: Travis Cohen, try Collen, come on, what Cohen alright, all right,
Speaker 2: Gabriel Thomas, Yeah, real, Gabriel Thomas, it's been real. Hey, T,
Speaker 2: I really hope I didn't miss anybody else. I was
Speaker 2: going through the Venmo. Gabriel Thomas, you gone, who's in? Hey,
Speaker 2: Craig Myers, I don't have Facebook, Craig Myers, Hey Myers?
Speaker 1: How many more we got? I really do?
Speaker 2: I know? I know we got two more.
Speaker 1: You want me just to let it roll because yeah,
Speaker 1: go getting banged right, Yeah, go go go.
Speaker 2: It's been real. Yeah, And the drafts will be Tuesday night. Guys,
Speaker 2: We're gonna draw for draft order on Tuesday. The draft
Speaker 2: will be Tuesday night, seven or eight pm Central, depending
Speaker 2: on your division. Just market down, Yah, Seth Hoover, Seth Hoover.
Speaker 2: Here we go. You are eliminated. Now, thank you for coming.
Speaker 2: Let's see Joshua Joshua mcwhittee, Joshua mcwhittee, mcwitzee, you are
Speaker 2: in lunches losers. Congratulations. I really don't know what to
Speaker 2: do now. Oh, John Batchelor, you're kicked out. John Bachelor,
Speaker 2: You're kicked out. Let's spin it, let's spin it, let's
Speaker 2: spend it. Here we go, who gets in? And John
Speaker 2: bachelor's been kicked out. Kyle Strange. Kyle's Strange, congratulations, you're
Speaker 2: in lunches losers. Now. Now we got one spot left,
Speaker 2: and it's that Jason Kelly. Guy. Man, I don't know
Speaker 2: what to do, he commented. He heard his name, but
Speaker 2: he never paid. Oh my gosh, you guys vote right now.
Speaker 2: Press one if he should keep his spot, Press two
Speaker 2: if we should redraw dang man, and if you paid,
Speaker 2: I'm setting up the league today. You will get an
Speaker 2: email and so check your spam check everything. The draft
Speaker 2: will be Tuesday night, Tuesday night. Gosh, I just don't
Speaker 2: know what to do with this guy. M Ah, dude,
Speaker 2: never paid. I keep him in. This is tough, man,
Speaker 2: This is a tough decision. You guys still voting, still voting.
Speaker 2: I keep checking my Venmo to see if Jason Kelly
Speaker 2: is paid and he has not. Make sure I didn't
Speaker 2: miss it. Gosh, it's a tough one, guys. It was
Speaker 2: very clear what you had to do, and when you pay,
Speaker 2: that's when you find out about the league. Uh ah
Speaker 2: mm hmm. Okay, b hands has chimed in, he said,
Speaker 2: Jason Kelly, sorry, you knew the rules. You should have paid.
Speaker 2: You have been eliminated. All right, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: The last person in the last person in here we go,
Speaker 2: Here we go is read Hairston. Read Hairston. You are
Speaker 2: in the back to back champ Mussele Whites division. Read Hairston,
Speaker 2: read Hairston. All right, have a good weekend. Uh, we'll
Speaker 2: draft or draw order on Tuesday, and that's the night
Speaker 2: of the draft. Everybody pay Radio Lunchbox on Venmo Jason Kelly.
Speaker 2: I hope you understand man that I tried to tried
Speaker 2: to give you the rules. Try. I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: Everybody that their name was drawn then got eliminated. You
Speaker 2: did the hard part, you got drawn, but then you
Speaker 2: forgot the easy part paying. So wow wow, Oh that
Speaker 2: one hurt. That hurt, that hurt, that hurt. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: gonna be some mad people, I know, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: shut it off, shut it off, shut it off. Yeah, Bayser,
Speaker 2: sorry you didn't get in. Oh you know what I
Speaker 2: should do? I should call out some more names that
Speaker 2: didn't make it. Amanda Fowler didn't make it, Amanda Linn
Speaker 2: didn't make it. Andrew carr Quest didn't make it. Andy
Speaker 2: Wainer didn't make it. Blake Higginbotham didn't make it. He's
Speaker 2: in it. He's trying to get every year. I remember
Speaker 2: that name. Brandon Hill didn't make it. Uh, Carson good
Speaker 2: not good enough. Corey Rooney, if you were Wayne Rooney,
Speaker 2: maybe oh Man, Dave Foyles. It's over. Ellien mckibbon not in.
Speaker 2: Edward Hooligan, not in. Garrett Bussa be not in. Jared
Speaker 2: Muriel not in. Just like the Raiders, they won't be
Speaker 2: in the playoffs. Jeff Wilam, you didn't get in. Jesse
Speaker 2: Stout didn't get in. Joe Borner didn't get in. Joe
Speaker 2: o'heada didn't get in. Josh Shephard you didn't get in.
Speaker 2: Julie Godsey didn't get in. Laura Eddie didn't get in.
Speaker 2: Lisa Hayes Vaselkle didn't get in. Michael Muriel didn't get in.
Speaker 2: It's just Gerald Muriel's middle name. Mike Sears not in.
Speaker 2: Natasha Sternberg didn't get in. Nate Roeblas not in any
Speaker 2: relation to Mark sma old roommate, Robert Penya not in Keidania.
Speaker 2: Robert didn't get in. Roland Plata not in. Shay Olsen
Speaker 2: not in Shelley Wall, not in Sierra Thomas, not in
Speaker 2: Slovan O'Sullivan, not in Sophia Bautista, not in Stephanie Elizabeth
Speaker 2: Cassol Casel not in Robe Douche, not in Sydney Pool Homes.
Speaker 2: Not in Tabitha Painter, not in Tanner Weberlin, not in
Speaker 2: Caraway Still, not in Tim Manning, not in Thomas Gunn,
Speaker 2: Tim Berger, Veronica Montoya, not in Walker, Wally Estrada, not
Speaker 2: in Zach Ingleton, not in Zach Headric, not in Travis Jones,
Speaker 2: not in Tracy Jeannette, not in to the Max, not
Speaker 2: in Sorry, guys, hopefully you can have a good weekend.