1
00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,400
Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft

2
00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,920
Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

3
00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,239
Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's

4
00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:19,440
Speaker 1: another Jubila the twenty. I'm moving window washers. How can

5
00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,840
Speaker 1: I help you? Hi? I need to speak with somebody

6
00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,880
Speaker 1: about getting my windows washed. Sure, I'm the guy to

7
00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,640
Speaker 1: talk to. Perfect Do you have a if you don't

8
00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,120
Speaker 1: mind me asking? Is there a day you need this

9
00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,720
Speaker 1: done by? Well? I'd like it done as soon as possible.

10
00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:40,280
Speaker 1: I know that, okay. And where are you located? I

11
00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:44,000
Speaker 1: was just about three miles from your office? Pretty close? Okay,

12
00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,680
Speaker 1: I'll grab an address later. Um. Next thing we need

13
00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,280
Speaker 1: to know is as it one floor? There are multiple

14
00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:54,200
Speaker 1: floors you need to have washed here? No, it's just uh,

15
00:00:54,240 --> 00:01:00,280
Speaker 1: well it's two floors, two floors, all right? Can you

16
00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,560
Speaker 1: tell me roughly how many windows you need to have washed? Sure? Yeah,

17
00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,600
Speaker 1: I can tell you maybe twenty or thirty. I'm not

18
00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,199
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure if it's got me around twenty

19
00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:16,360
Speaker 1: or thirty? Sir? Are you okay? Oh? Not really? No,

20
00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,600
Speaker 1: you want to talk about it? Yeah, I'd love to

21
00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is appropriate, but my wife's

22
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:31,520
Speaker 1: been cheating on me. Oh well, I'm I'm very sorry, sir.

23
00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,800
Speaker 1: I don't know who it is. Either it's either my

24
00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,959
Speaker 1: neighbor or the guy work with. I was thinking the

25
00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,000
Speaker 1: ups guy, but he's kind of fat, so I don't

26
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:45,759
Speaker 1: think it's him. Sir. I'm so sorry. Yeah, it sucks,

27
00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:50,480
Speaker 1: you know, but that's why I called you guys for

28
00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:55,240
Speaker 1: a wind for your windows. Yeah yeah, I want to

29
00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,559
Speaker 1: hire you to wash my windows. And while you're there,

30
00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:02,760
Speaker 1: I will pay extra anything if you'll install tiny cameras

31
00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:13,800
Speaker 1: so that you can see who she's cheating with for me. Um. Oh, listen, sir,

32
00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,440
Speaker 1: I need you to get up there, and I need

33
00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,519
Speaker 1: you to install these cameras so I can catch this

34
00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:25,800
Speaker 1: bastard who's doing my wife. What's it for all, sir? Um? Look,

35
00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,320
Speaker 1: this is a different kind of service that you're asking for.

36
00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:32,560
Speaker 1: That's why I said i'd badly pay extra. There are

37
00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:39,000
Speaker 1: like private investor shading on me. Calm down, come look,

38
00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,200
Speaker 1: come on, man, you gotta whom could I come up

39
00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,320
Speaker 1: down with? A love? Your life is looking up with

40
00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:48,880
Speaker 1: another person. I feel like she ripped my heart. Est sir, sir,

41
00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,320
Speaker 1: Look what's catching the guy gonna do? You're only You're

42
00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,480
Speaker 1: only You're only gonna it's only gonna hurt more white.

43
00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,600
Speaker 1: It sounds like this relationship sounds like it's over. This

44
00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,280
Speaker 1: has happening on a repeated basis. It's not over. I

45
00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:08,200
Speaker 1: just want to know, and I need your help. Why

46
00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:13,280
Speaker 1: won't you help me? Sure? I want to help you,

47
00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:17,400
Speaker 1: but we are a window washing business, not a private investigation.

48
00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got it. I was just figuring

49
00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:29,440
Speaker 1: it out. What you what you bastard? Why are you

50
00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:34,240
Speaker 1: talking about refusing to help me because you're the guy.

51
00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,800
Speaker 1: Get a grip, Get a grip like you got a

52
00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,280
Speaker 1: grip on my wife. Don't thank you. I don't even

53
00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:47,560
Speaker 1: know who your wife is. Oh sure, the window washing place,

54
00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,360
Speaker 1: it's close by my house. And you're refusing to help

55
00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,200
Speaker 1: me out. Who's a born yesterday? You need to stop.

56
00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,840
Speaker 1: You're being delusional. I don't I'm not sleeping with your wife.

57
00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:02,080
Speaker 1: Anybody sleeping with your wife you would admit it. Oh

58
00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:06,400
Speaker 1: you bastard. I tell you what. I'm gonna come down

59
00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,560
Speaker 1: to your window Washington place, and I'm gonna sleep with

60
00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:15,280
Speaker 1: your wife. Are you married? I'm singing Okay, good fine,

61
00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:20,200
Speaker 1: I'll sleep with your best friend, Larry. Wife. Yeah, I'm

62
00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,720
Speaker 1: gonna look up with your best friend Larry. Oh night,

63
00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:28,080
Speaker 1: love sucker. How do you know Larry? Oh, that's because

64
00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,280
Speaker 1: he wanted to do a prank phone call on you.

65
00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh are you kidding me? No, this is this is

66
00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,600
Speaker 1: actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning doing

67
00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,160
Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your buddy Larry set you up.

68
00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:48,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Holy, I think I just scared everybody

69
00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,000
Speaker 1: in the store. Oh my god. He said you answer

70
00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,800
Speaker 1: phones at your work, and he wanted me to spice

71
00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:56,320
Speaker 1: up your life a little bit. Oh he's a dead man,

72
00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,280
Speaker 1: Yeah he is after you catch him cheating with me.

73
00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:07,960
Speaker 1: Holy man, Holy wake up every morning with super funk

74
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,360
Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy On Moving ninety

75
00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,120
Speaker 1: two point five.