Speaker 1: We currently live in a world with no buzzer beaters,
Speaker 1: no double plays, no touchdowns, no goals. There's not even
Speaker 1: a photo finish. Hell, you can't even thumb war if
Speaker 1: you wanted to. Our society is correctly canceled everything competitive
Speaker 1: as a result of a global pandemic, and now we're
Speaker 1: in an unprecedented time where we have no sports. So
Speaker 1: I'm here to ask what are the athletes doing? Now?
Speaker 1: This is the No Sports Report, and I'm Jensen Carp.
Speaker 1: I'm an Enemy nominated comedy writer who's worked on the
Speaker 1: spiece NFL on Fox, Sasha Baron Coo and Two Is
Speaker 1: America and the Grammys. But you may know me as
Speaker 1: a former rapper named Hot Carl. It's a section of
Speaker 1: my life that netted a million dollar recording contract with
Speaker 1: Interscope Records at nineteen years old, but then created quite
Speaker 1: a story of failure that led to a memoir called
Speaker 1: Kanye west Owes Me three hundred dollars. But also you
Speaker 1: may have read about me recently when I was laid
Speaker 1: off from my morning show job at l A's k
Speaker 1: Rock radio station over the phone during a pandemic. So
Speaker 1: I know firsthand about how hard things can be right
Speaker 1: now for people, But above all else, I'm a sports
Speaker 1: fan and I'm in dire need of something to follow
Speaker 1: right now. So each episode I'll be talking to the
Speaker 1: best athletes, coaches, commentators, and legends from around the sports world,
Speaker 1: asking them how they've adapted now that the game they've
Speaker 1: loved and basically trained every day of their lives to
Speaker 1: compete professially and has disappeared. How are they entertaining themselves?
Speaker 1: Are they keeping in shape? Are their kids bothering them?
Speaker 1: Have they started a TikTok account? Are they binging that
Speaker 1: show about a maniac with tigers? Have they started watching
Speaker 1: YouTube videos of impressive model train collections? No? Just me? Okay,
Speaker 1: fair enough, these are weird times for all of us.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, I just keep thinking about these athletes.
Speaker 1: What are they doing? How are they holding up? I
Speaker 1: guess I'm just used to seeing them every day and
Speaker 1: now I missed them. So that's what I'm doing. I'm
Speaker 1: checking in and making sure they're doing okay during this
Speaker 1: m v P. Most of all little pandemics listen. I
Speaker 1: won't say that again.