1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: You know me concession, I can't take back arms. Mouse Speaker, 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: Texas seventy eight five nine two says I bought a 3 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: ring doorbell to feel more secure, but now I see 4 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: everything that happens in my front yard and it's actually 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: putting me more on. 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 2: Edge than this actually checks out. 7 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: Ignorance was bliss. I'm getting this thing removed right. You know, 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: on the show, we're also strong believers in ignorance, and 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: that's part of why we disguise your voice on the 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: mass speaker, so the listeners stay ignorant about your true identity. 11 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: Let's go to today's anonymous secret holder, who's chosen to 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: go by the name Jamie. So, Jamie, welcome to the show. 13 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 3: Hi. 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 1: We're feeling happy and ignorant over here. 15 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,599 Speaker 2: So how dumb are you? 16 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: Jamie? Hopefully you're feeling pretty low IQ because the voice 17 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: changer is on you our mass speakers, So whenever you're ready, 18 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: let's hear your confession. 19 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 4: Okay. So my friend got married a couple of years ago, 20 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 4: and they wanted to save the little money, so they 21 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 4: decided not to hire a wedding coordinator. 22 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 2: Okay, that's pretty common. 23 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:16,479 Speaker 1: I feel like. 24 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 2: They're so expensive not very many people can afford it. 25 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:21,919 Speaker 1: I mean, weddings are pretty simple, right. 26 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 4: Complicated, they can get complicated. I mean they basically they 27 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 4: they chose me to help them out because I'm the 28 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 4: more organized of their friends. 29 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,199 Speaker 2: Man, are you still friends with us? Person? 30 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: Confession? Okay, that's a big responsibility. Put on your shoulders there. 31 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: How did that go? 32 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 3: It was? 33 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 4: I mean I was in charge of the timing, making 34 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 4: sure everyone but like getting down the aisle, and I 35 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 4: also had a task of holding. 36 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 2: The wedding band just keeping track of them for the day, 37 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 2: is what you mean. 38 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, like I had to make sure they got down 39 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 4: the aisle with their little three year old nephew. 40 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: Okay, it's very stressful. I was the best man of 41 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: my best friend's wedding, and even the moment he handed 42 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 1: me the ring and I only had it for like 43 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: five minutes. 44 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 4: Of my. 45 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 2: Well and she had to give it to a three 46 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 2: year old. 47 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:15,359 Speaker 1: Oh, it's basically the same thing. 48 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 4: Yeah. Basically, I was putting them on the pillow in 49 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,679 Speaker 4: the bathroom before the paramiy and I accidentally knocked on 50 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 4: into the sink. 51 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 3: Oh, please tell me, I had like a drain cover, 52 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 3: a stopper. 53 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 4: Oh, No, it went down the drain, like. 54 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: Oh god, what do you do? 55 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 2: Don't turn the water on? It's caught in the pe trap. 56 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,399 Speaker 2: And then what that thing is called that you thaning underneath? 57 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: Brook knows way more about the plumbing stuff than I 58 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: would ever know. 59 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 2: Did you have a snake conveniently in pipes? 60 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? 61 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 4: So the peremony was like about to start, so like 62 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 4: I just sent the little nephew down the aisle with 63 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 4: one ring. So the little boy gets up to the 64 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 4: altar and presents the pillow and look at it, and 65 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 4: they're confused and a little like shocked, like where's the 66 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 4: other ring? And oh my god? 67 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 3: I mean I would think that at that moment, the 68 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 3: entire ceremony stops down checking the aisle and guess on 69 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 3: their knees with their flashlights, you know, on their phone. 70 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: Wait or was it subtle like did they say, oh, 71 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: there's only one ring? Or did they just kind of 72 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: try to play it cool because. 73 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 4: It's the middle They played it off like the only 74 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 4: like the people in like the front row could really notice. 75 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: I was thinking, if I'm in the back, I can't 76 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: you still go through with the ceremony? 77 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 4: Right? Yeah? 78 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 3: But does that mean that the groom did an imaginary 79 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 3: ring like what she said when he said, please place 80 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 3: this ring on her finger. 81 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: Or maybe they like tie a string together and use 82 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: that what they. 83 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 4: They like brushed over that part of the ceremony. Oh, 84 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 4: it was more like put the ring on the bride 85 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 4: kind of saying like they made it more like. 86 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 3: Okay, it was the groom's ring that got missed. 87 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: Okay, then no one can Yeah, you. 88 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 3: Could have just announced it and nobody. I mean, honestly, 89 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 3: that man is bound to lose it in the next 90 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 3: five years. 91 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 2: Anyway me do with you. 92 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 1: So did you end up actually like finding it and 93 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: getting it back? 94 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, So after the ceremony, I quickly to like 95 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 4: how to empty the drain, like it's something that's got it. Yeah, 96 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 4: the bucket and the bathroom available, so I was able 97 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 4: to unscrew the drain. 98 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,159 Speaker 2: I'm going to say impressive. I would have made an announcement, 99 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 2: is there a plumber in the house. 100 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 4: I got, I got the ring, I dusted it off, 101 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 4: and yeah, then I went and I brought it to 102 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 4: the bride and groom and like I should have presented 103 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 4: the semin They are so happy. 104 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 1: Everyone's oh, you're like the hero of the entire wedding 105 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: at this point, But you're the one that started all this. 106 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 2: Did they know at this point it was your fault? Yet? 107 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 4: No? No, and they never did. 108 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 1: They still had the nephew in the corner on time out. 109 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 3: Yeah take the fall, my god, and that poor kid 110 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 3: can't defend himself. That will literally be a story that 111 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 3: is told about him for the rest of his life. 112 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: If I did do it, I'm three my memories, like 113 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: thirty minutes at a time. Yeah, I don't know what's happening. 114 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: It will be unless Jamie comes forward and confesses the 115 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: truth to the bride and groom that do you have 116 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: plans to ever tell them the truth? 117 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 4: I feel like, give the moments over and its God Like, 118 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 4: I don't want her to be mad at me. 119 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 2: Well, she can't be mad. I mean, how much did 120 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 2: she pay you to be her wedding coordinator? 121 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 1: True? I forgot that. 122 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 2: It's like you get what you pay for. 123 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 4: I kept. 124 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: Are they still married? 125 00:05:59,320 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 4: Oh yeah they are? 126 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: Okay, so you didn't. 127 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 3: Curse the marriage, as did they write the nephew out 128 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 3: of the wheel? 129 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: The text in seven eight, five nine two. If you 130 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: have a confession, you've been holding on to we can 131 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 1: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our 132 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: next mass speaker. Your phone taff is coming up right 133 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: after this, Brooke 134 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning.