1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? Who's Alex's 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:09,120 Speaker 1: worst person in the world today? Alright, alright, alright, No 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: it's not Matthew McConaughey. Say, is he the worst person 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,239 Speaker 1: in the world today? Everybody thinks he's so likable. I 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: kind of like him. Well, my worst person of the 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: day this actually might happen a lot to Matthew McConaughey. Okay, 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: but enough about him. My worst person in the world 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: today is our server that we had the other night 9 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,159 Speaker 1: when we were at dinner Jewel and I started it 10 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: by saying, alright, alright, alright, like alright, alright, alright, yeah, okay, stupid, 11 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: I'm gonna carry on. We were at to dinner the 12 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: other night, Jubil and I were because we're married. Yeah, 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: you guys didn't know that. Yeah, just in case you 14 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: didn't know. We have to remind people because some people 15 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: tune in or new listeners or whatever and they don't 16 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: know that, and then it sounds like we are just 17 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: the closest show ever had our relationships. So when we 18 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: were at dinner the other night, the waiter took my 19 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: napkin and put it in my lap. Oh that's weird. 20 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: It's super weird. And then he took Jebils napkin and 21 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: put it in his label. Just know, I mean never 22 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: had that, never, never know what. Okay. So it was 23 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:09,199 Speaker 1: at a nicer like steakhouse, and that's typically where it happens. 24 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 1: It's like nice restaurants, yeah, or restaurants where they're trying 25 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 1: to be nice and it's not nice, but they will 26 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: try to grab your napkin and do things with it. Wow. 27 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,839 Speaker 1: So he's not supposed to be like really good etiquette. 28 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,039 Speaker 1: Is that why they're doing Yes, I think so, but 29 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 1: it's really weird and creepy. I'm just like, can you 30 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,960 Speaker 1: not what if? I don't even want then in my 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: lap right now? So right when we sat down, I'm like, 32 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: that's actually rude to me. I mean, as that is 33 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: my tender area. Yeah, and it's also COVID, So get 34 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: out of my bubble. You're gonna say, like another body 35 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: that sounds like bubble. No, he's not there. That would 36 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: be really interesting at dinner. How how is it not 37 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,639 Speaker 1: awkward for him either? Yeah? Yeah, to take the napkin. 38 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: He took it off and he did this. Let me 39 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: explain how he did it too. So you know the 40 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: cloth napkins, they're folded nicely right there. Yeah, So he 41 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: takes it and he like flips it out and then 42 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: he like lays it on the lap and I'm like, okay, 43 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: that's whatever, stopped doing that. Yeah, but he does it 44 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: to do what. He takes a nappin and then like 45 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: lays it on his lap, and I'm like, he did 46 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,559 Speaker 1: not just do that to Drew All. Oh my god. 47 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: Next time to a waiter does that to me, I'm 48 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: just gonna grab his hand and put it on my 49 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: lap and be like you stay there for a minute. Yeah. 50 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: I think next time it happened, I'm gonna ask him 51 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: to please not do that. I would love to see 52 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: the awkwardness of that. Yeah. Well, I mean, for anyone 53 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: who touch anyone, you should really have permission, regardless of 54 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,959 Speaker 1: like setting totally so. And then he was like leaning 55 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: over Jubil to put it in my lap. Yeah, it 56 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: was awkward. It was all awkward. It was. And yeah, 57 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: and we would appreciate it. If any of you who 58 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 1: do it, we'll stop doing that, or at least just 59 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: ask before they do it. That way you can say no, 60 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to touch is actually proper etiquette. Yeah, 61 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: to ask, to ask, ask for consent? Can I put 62 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: the napkin in your lap? It's not freaking hard, takes 63 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: two seconds. Yeah. Thanks. That would also be an awkward conversation, though, 64 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: walking up to the table and being like, hello, thank 65 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: you for coming in to night. I'll tell you about 66 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 1: our specials in just a second, but first, may I 67 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: finess this napkin and then place it on your another region. 68 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: That'd be a weird conversation, Yeah, it would be, but 69 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: more appropriate to ask then to just do it. Yeah, 70 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna call them out next time to do it. 71 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: I don't care where I'm at. Okay, tell me before 72 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:11,959 Speaker 1: you do so I can get a video of it, 73 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 1: because that's gonna be funny. We'll just be prepared because 74 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: you never know what's going to happen. I hope it happens. 75 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: And we go to a restaurant and a server grabs 76 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: a napkin puts it in your lap, and you go, 77 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: don't I don't want that napkin in my lap, And 78 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: then they stand there awkwardly, and then they reach in 79 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: and grab it off of your lap and put it 80 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: back on the table. That would be hilarious. Or I'll 81 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: wait for them to put it in my lap. I'm like, 82 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: actually I prefer it in my shirt. Oh God, And 83 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: he has to reach back and take it and then 84 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: like tuck it in my shirt. And then once he 85 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: puts it in my shirt, I'll say I would like 86 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: to speak to your manager because I'm very offended. And 87 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: then free meal. Everybody wins. I'll never do it to 88 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 1: anybody again. So to the fancy server who to the 89 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: cloth napkin and put it in my lap without asking 90 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: and made it really awkward and ruin my dinner, and 91 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: to all the other servers who do it too, you 92 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: are the worst person in the world today. Okay, that 93 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: was in the world today. That was the worst person 94 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: in the world today.