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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: off InStyle. You wanna welcome you back home? Tell us

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Speaker 3: We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malorn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 5: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: And this is a Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 5: We're in the we're in line at Starbucks. I didn't

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Speaker 5: want to include your order because I want to respect

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Speaker 5: your privacy.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'd never want someone to surprise me by knowing my

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Speaker 4: Starbucks order and.

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Speaker 5: Getting it for me right right.

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Speaker 4: It would be an incredible invasion of my privacy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's like anytime I find out that someone's

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Speaker 5: being paying attention to what I like, it's very it's

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Speaker 3: That's when you know you've got to get out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody gives you a perfect Christmas present, Never contact

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Speaker 4: that person again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're up in your business.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Why are you paying so much attention to me?

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Speaker 5: How did you know I want this?

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Speaker 4: You're a liability now to me. I can't now you.

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Speaker 4: Now I've got an open flank. Now I've got a weakness,

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Speaker 4: and it's you. Others can get to me through you.

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Speaker 3: What are we talking about.

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Speaker 5: I think we're just talking about big brother, big brother

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Speaker 5: being able to get your information.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about the dark Web, We're talking about the

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Speaker 4: Silk Road, We're.

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Speaker 5: Talking about Cambridge Analytica. We're talking about yet how did

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Speaker 3: Because she's good at coming.

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Speaker 5: My wife? Oh, I'm sorry. Once again, I'm always you

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Speaker 5: know how, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Always constantly fixed fixing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds all right. Last time I got to

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Speaker 5: stop this stereo thing that we've been doing people. I

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Speaker 4: Are you saying there that there are clowns to the

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Speaker 4: left of them and jokers to the right, and that

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Speaker 3: Where wolves a.

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Speaker 5: Rug were wolves London where Wolves of London is like

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Speaker 5: a high end bag store.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, oh my god, did you get your bag

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Speaker 4: at were Wolves?

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Speaker 5: I love it of London. Yes, I did.

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Speaker 5: And you're just holmeless person, not have it, you're talking

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Speaker 3: Just anyone out in the streets.

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Speaker 5: My my heart goes out to people without homes.

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Speaker 5: I feel like anytime I I make comments about homeless,

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Speaker 5: And it's much more than just they don't have a house.

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Speaker 4: single day. Well, and also know everywhere in Los Angeles

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Speaker 5: It's a place.

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Speaker 5: Was it there and then they knew to move there?

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Speaker 5: And so I had nothing to do with the band

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Speaker 5: skid Row, that's what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: Well, what I heard was, God damn it, if I

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Speaker 5: Learn that guy's name I know any information I could

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Speaker 5: give you his ugly kid Joe specific and it's not

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Speaker 4: But isn't skid Row the guy that the lead singer

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah he does. He does like Broadway.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to if I could just have said Sebastian

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Speaker 5: Trust me, I'm I'm here for the where pless information.

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Speaker 5: You're here to actually talk about things that matter. And yes,

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Speaker 5: I have gone down a Ford tourist jingle wormhole.

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Speaker 3: Let's hear about it.

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Speaker 5: We were singing it. First of all, it's not Now

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Speaker 5: there's an American car that has It's now there is

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Speaker 5: Now there's a personal car that has exactly with.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a personal car and with the shape and

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Speaker 5: that commercials used to be like five minutes long. Yes,

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Speaker 5: and it's very like it's just the most eighties amazing

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Speaker 3: No, I just want to say this, I love it.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you may have been watched watching a

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Speaker 5: Well I hate to say this, but they are dated.

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Speaker 3: A little okay, and then it became America Car.

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Speaker 5: He got a little No, that's just the second verse,

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Speaker 5: But he used to be.

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Speaker 3: The car is crazy, Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 5: They thought that, and then they thought that he was

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there is the oh yeah, it's like we all

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Speaker 5: Tom Tonton, It's like, I'm not kidding. There is so

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Speaker 5: many and then it goes back to Drust four. It's

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Speaker 4: I do remember those old cult car commercials, the idealized

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Speaker 3: But then all black family.

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Speaker 5: It's like, and these guys were okay too, you don't

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Speaker 3: You can all get into a Taurus.

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Speaker 5: It's when I was getting ready. It's so funny that

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Speaker 4: Because it's it's that thing of like you didn't see

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Speaker 3: When they cut to that family.

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Speaker 5: and they kept doing that. They would show a black

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Speaker 5: gonna know where you got thank you, or everyone's gonna

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Speaker 3: Five thank you, it was.

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Speaker 5: Very multi racial. He was really trying, or someone was

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Speaker 5: just wanted to do Star Wars point missiles at other missiles. Right,

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Speaker 5: we gotta get the small missiles to shoot the big missiles.

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Speaker 5: That was his biggest That was his his main focus,

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Speaker 5: which is so funny, is that true? Yeah? That and

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Speaker 5: the trade tariff thing which is ruined dark country?

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Speaker 3: What is the missiles? Big missiles.

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Speaker 4: That was Star Wars where they were gonna bomb the bombs.

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Speaker 5: Basically, right, Yeah, that was his. That was billions and

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Speaker 5: billions of dollars that my dad would be a better

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Speaker 5: person to have in the car right now to talk

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Speaker 5: about you too, But my dad's added him about that.

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Speaker 5: And then the trade, the trade death which is happening again.

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Speaker 5: We're like starting a trade war with China which has

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Speaker 5: no end. That could go on forever because they're not

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Speaker 5: going to back down. They're fucking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, China doesn't fuck around.

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Speaker 5: They aren't gonna fuck around. We're screwed. Yeah, that's where

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Speaker 5: Trump had his clothes made. All right, it's fine, we

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Speaker 4: I think we have talked a little bit about Reagan

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Speaker 4: before because also my mom hated Ronald Reagan quite a bit.

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Speaker 5: Oh, our moms would have been such.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like why do we we don't like this comedy?

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Speaker 5: Why why are they you thinking kids are going to enjoy? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: At least that's now.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like I've heard about these types

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Speaker 5: Mutualism is that what it's called? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Like they built everything around it and it.

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Speaker 5: No, it's not. It's only for rich people.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm all trying to alie and stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I don't have it in me anymore.

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is how you kind of speaking of smid symbiosis.

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Speaker 3: You can just mix all these things together.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the next political candidate that you mock, pick one

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Speaker 5: The only reason I did it is because I kind

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it is. If you want to do

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00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 5: a new thing that challenges you to see if you

446
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 5: can do it, you have to get hives on your chest,

447
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 5: on your hide. I think that I had it everywhere

448
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 5: I had, I had bumps everywhere. It's weird how I

449
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 5: just react to things.

450
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 3: Oh there's a rummage, Say let that church next weekend?

451
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 3: A church over there?

452
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course we should rummage through their things. Ooh,

453
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 5: another another free bible. Oh a hymnal book.

454
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 3: Oh good, a picture of Jesus crying.

455
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 5: Ooh, look a stack of different Macromee owls.

456
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 3: Ooh, a jar full of regret.

457
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 5: Just a jar filled with regrets and charcoal.

458
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 3: What's that little girl do? Is she by herself?

459
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 5: Nope?

460
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,719
Speaker 4: Did you see that little kid? When we were driving

461
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 4: to Starbucks? There's a little kid sitting on the sidewalk

462
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 4: by himself.

463
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 5: I don't like that.

464
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 4: And then but it turned out all his friends were.

465
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 4: It was like he crossed early and all his friends

466
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 4: were on the other side of the street and they

467
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 4: were all like twelve. But it scared me so bad

468
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 4: just see a little kid by himself.

469
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 5: And when we were in the eighties rock every kid

470
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 5: was just kicking a rock on the corner, like I

471
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 5: wish some strange grown up would pay attention to me.

472
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 5: It was every day in my life. It was so normal.

473
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 3: It was standard fair.

474
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 5: You just hung out at an intersection of two dirt

475
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,360
Speaker 5: roads and waited.

476
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 3: To interact with a stranger.

477
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 5: You just waited.

478
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 3: Didn't have a job, was driving around during the day.

479
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 5: Oh god, that's so scary.

480
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 3: It's insane. Yeah. Child safety is a recent invention.

481
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 5: And it's scared of my heart. Sometimes people can be

482
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 5: a little I was paranoid about it. I think that

483
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 5: my mom talked about it a lot because every time

484
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 5: but I still walked from the daycare place to school.

485
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 5: It was just a few blocks. But I think the

486
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 5: daycare people just were like looked down the window and

487
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 5: they're like, ah, he's fine. They'd watched me walk halfway

488
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 5: it was just but I the whole time, I thought

489
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get any van. It was always a white van.

490
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 5: Any van that went by. I'm like, well, this is

491
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 5: this is it, this is grabbed. And I knew what

492
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 5: happened after that. I knew because that's what it was.

493
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 5: My fear. I'm not kidding, it was my fear. I

494
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 5: was worried about it. I knew they wouldn't just push

495
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 5: me around.

496
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: Story about the.

497
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 5: Hustler, the rustlers or tough skins were coming off.

498
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 4: Do you remember that story Julian told us about when

499
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 4: he was like six and he was playing at a

500
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 4: playground and basically his friend bullied another boy and then

501
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 4: his friend left and the dad of the boy they

502
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 4: bullied came, grabbed Julian and threw him in the back

503
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 4: of a van. But they were driving around to find

504
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 4: the other kid. But like Julian was like six and

505
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 4: kind of didn't know what was going on. Oh my,

506
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 4: he was essentially and for all intents and purposes, kidnapped.

507
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 4: But it was because this dad was like, I want

508
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 4: to find the kid that hit my kid in.

509
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 5: The face, and you're gonna help me find.

510
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 4: Oh yes, And then he just got dropped off at home.

511
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 4: He was It was like best case scenario of a kidnapping.

512
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 5: Oh wow. Yeah, it was a very utilitarian kidnapping. It

513
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 5: had its purpose, it didn't.

514
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 3: Yes, it was entirely platonic.

515
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 5: That's a weird dad, though. It's like, who needs revenge

516
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 5: on a six year old?

517
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 4: That's a meth dad. Or that's a dad that's recently

518
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 4: been fired. That's a problem dad.

519
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 5: That was about something else. Yep, that was about a foreman.

520
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 5: Was really just mad at your boss, sir. I wish

521
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 5: I was that smart of a six I constantly I

522
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 5: don't want to go back in time and relive life,

523
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 5: but it would be so fun to be six years

524
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 5: old and just have our brains just for a day.

525
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 5: Ye tell people off and call people out and be

526
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 5: like this amazing kid. By the end of the day,

527
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 5: you'd make millions of dollars somehow.

528
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd definitely end up on TV.

529
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

530
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you the story of when I

531
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 4: was six and it was the first year I played

532
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 4: softball and my sister was two years older than me,

533
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 4: and she was on a different softball team. So in

534
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 4: the first softball game of the day was my softball game,

535
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 4: and then afterwards her team played, and in my softball game,

536
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: the the mother, the mother of one of the players

537
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 4: on the other team, was also the first base umpire

538
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 4: and at one point she called a girl on her

539
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 4: own daughter's teams that was clearly out oh no, and

540
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 4: then and everyone was like no way, like you did

541
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 4: not just do that, and she was like nope, out out,

542
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 4: and she like stuck by it. And then the next game,

543
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 4: that same woman was the coach of my sister's team,

544
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 4: and so then we were all we all had to

545
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 4: sit together on the same side of the field. And

546
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 4: I do not remember doing this, but my mom told

547
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 4: me that I did it. The lady walked after off

548
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 4: her and goes, good game, honey, and I go.

549
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 3: You cheated. You're an adult and you cheated. That's their yelled,

550
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 3: like yelled.

551
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 4: It into her face in front of everybody, And my

552
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 4: mom said she couldn't stop laughing.

553
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 3: She just had to like walk me away.

554
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 5: That's so great. What do you remember her?

555
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 4: What her response was, Uh no, Because the memories that

556
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 4: I have of it, I remember what like softball field

557
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: it was on. I remember the day, and I definitely

558
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,239
Speaker 4: remember the feeling of like what this is like a

559
00:28:55,280 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: movie of somebody being bad. But I'm confusing her face

560
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 4: now with like two other relatives face from my childhood,

561
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 4: so she just looks like kind.

562
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 3: Of a mean old lady and I don't remember.

563
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, details. That's so great. Yeah yeah, I have

564
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 5: so many memories that I don't actually recall. It's just

565
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 5: the recollection of my parents telling me my whole life. Yes,

566
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 5: and uh yeah, it's I can't think of any examples,

567
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 5: but that's so great. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

568
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 5: If you could just be all the way an adult

569
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 5: and just go back and have days like that where

570
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 5: you just called out adults for cheating. Yep, you said

571
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 5: you're a weirdo. You don't stare at those people like that. Yes, yeah, yeah,

572
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 5: I know what you're up to. I'm from the future.

573
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 3: I'm not scared of you.

574
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh yeah. I'd also have to know an adult

575
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 5: have adult sensibilities when it came to physical defending myself.

576
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 3: Oh right.

577
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 5: So I'm also like a little kid who knows karate.

578
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 5: Not that I know karate. Now, easy, sir, easy, We're

579
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 5: all excited to get our kids home. Yes, but you

580
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 5: don't need to be pulling out.

581
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 3: Let's just not go pulling out everywhere.

582
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 5: God, they're all.

583
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: God. I hated school.

584
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 4: It's two forty five right now, and all these kids

585
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 4: just get out of school, and that is the best

586
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 4: feeling ever.

587
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 5: I didn't like school either, It's just all.

588
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 4: I wanted when I was in school was to find

589
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 4: out what everyone else was doing. I was obsessed with

590
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 4: what people did when all the kids were at school.

591
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 5: Oh, what do you even like kids that weren't at

592
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 5: school or people.

593
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 4: I just wanted to know what was happening in my

594
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 4: town that, like I wouldn't be able to see because

595
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 4: I was stuck at school right.

596
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 5: Right, locked in a room, being for uced to do remedial.

597
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 4: Learning, dupid dumb learning learning, how to tell time? See,

598
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 4: every one of these kids has a parent holding their hand. Yeah,

599
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 4: And when we were growing up, little kids like that

600
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 4: would walk home alone.

601
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 3: That little like those are six year olds.

602
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 5: It's weird. It is weird. I occasionally will see kids

603
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 5: out on their own, and I do want to intervene

604
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 5: and be like, where are your parents? But then all

605
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 5: of a sudden, I'm the kids, I'm the guy.

606
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 4: Now you're in play, you're being observed.

607
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 5: I one time, we were downtown in Missoula, which isn't

608
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 5: a huge town, but it's it's It was miles back

609
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 5: home and my sister and dad were in the front

610
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 5: and I was to get it. I was getting in

611
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 5: the car last and they just thought I had gotten

612
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 5: in and they drove off without me. I've told you that.

613
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 5: It was horrifying.

614
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: And I've told you. I mean you've told me, because

615
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 3: I have the exact same story too.

616
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 5: Oh right. It was I was the younger. Maybe maybe

617
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 5: I was young, but a guy tried to help me,

618
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 5: and he was the enemy. When he's like, are you okay?

619
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 5: And I was like, leave me alone, You're gonna kill me.

620
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 5: He's like, well, I guess the kid's on his own. Kid,

621
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 5: I can't yeah, I can't remember how I think my

622
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 5: dad once he got home, he freaked out and retraced

623
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 5: his steps, and I was just you and it seems

624
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 5: like I'd run halfway home, but it was probably a block.

625
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 5: And one man tried because I was like, I was frantic.

626
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet I've been left. They don't want me anymore. Well,

627
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 3: that's what happened.

628
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 4: I was in kindergarten and I watched my mom was

629
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 4: driving carpool that day and there was like three different

630
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 4: families of kids getting in the car and I just

631
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 4: was again the last one in, but I didn't like

632
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 4: the kids shut the door and I was standing there

633
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 4: and the car drove away and then I just immediately

634
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,479
Speaker 4: burst into tears.

635
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 3: And whatever teacher was standing there was like, Karen, she's

636
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 3: going to come back immediately.

637
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 4: And my mom said that they were driving and that

638
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 4: she was like, Karen, you're quiet today, because.

639
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 3: Of course I was the big loudmouth. It'd never stop talking.

640
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 4: Honey, you're quiet today. And then nobody said anything. They're like,

641
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 4: Karen's not back here.

642
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 5: Sorry, your Jane's rubbing on the Sorry. I yeah, I

643
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 5: I never got to go to a had a carpool situation.

644
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 3: Close.

645
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess that's why. Yeah, small town. Well, and

646
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 5: they dropped me off at a house and then I

647
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 5: hung out there for a while. I can't remember anything

648
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 5: about who. That was an older lady, I think, And

649
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 5: then i'd walk from there and then I was in

650
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 5: the daycare.

651
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 4: And so you you stopped at a safe house on

652
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 4: your way to school.

653
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 5: Yes, it was a halfway out. Well, you know, I

654
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 5: spent most of my early childhood hooked on a bevy

655
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 5: of barbituitz.

656
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

657
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 5: So then you know, they put me in the old

658
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 5: little kid halfway house where I lifted little weights and

659
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 5: I got a little kid work release program. Yep.

660
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 4: Nice, you got your tats. You earned some respect.

661
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 5: They were Yeah, they were very little kid tats.

662
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 3: Yes.

663
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 5: I just liked the idea of little kid in prison.

664
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 5: I mean it's terrible. It's a terrible idea.

665
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: Uh, little kids ran it. It would be great.

666
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, it'd be pretty cute if.

667
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 4: You got if you removed the adult element entirely, that

668
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 4: would be it would be straight up bugsy alone.

669
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: But prison, that's awesome.

670
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 5: Just a warden and a diaper.

671
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 3: Hold on.

672
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 4: I think we need to mail this idea to ourselves

673
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 4: because it's really fucking good and someone's going to steal it.

674
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 3: Little kid prison, Yeah, okay, little kid prison. That's a

675
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 3: production of do you need to ride Enterprises?

676
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 5: Yeah? We right now, Elsie. Officially, this is the time stamped.

677
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 4: Digital time stamp.

678
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 5: This is a contract pending announcement our idea little kid prison.

679
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 4: We're driving by a restaurant right now called Well it

680
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 4: says happiness you can eat.

681
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it says hungry Fox.

682
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 3: Hungry Fox, it's all.

683
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 5: They just were throwing tarts at a word board.

684
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 4: Word board, you know those word boards where I think

685
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 4: we might be in, like Sun Valley right.

686
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 5: Now, Sun Valley, Utah.

687
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 3: We're way the fuck out of Utah right now.

688
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 5: I hurt my hand hurts.

689
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 3: I stopped shaking it around.

690
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 5: It feels good. It's part of my therapy. No I

691
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 5: broke my hand.

692
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 3: Is it really part of your therapy?

693
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 5: No? No, I'm supposed to take it out of this

694
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 5: little cast half cast. It's a little Phantom of the

695
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 5: opera mask for my hand. But I was skateboarding, and

696
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 5: you know, I was worried about my hip. I've been

697
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 5: doing all the therapy and everything to get my hip better.

698
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 5: And I fell on it and it and in a

699
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 5: very dramatic way. I was with all my friends. We're

700
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 5: having a good time. My leg felt good. I messed

701
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 5: up and I fell. I got a little frustrated, but

702
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 5: my hip was fine. But when I got while I

703
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 5: was frustrated, I punched my skateboard and I broke my hand.

704
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 5: Oh and my hip was fine. Oh and I don't

705
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 5: it was. It wasn't like I got fury and you know,

706
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 5: like when I was a little kid and I try

707
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 5: and dent my locker at school, I just I feel

708
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 5: like my bones are brittle. It was so when it

709
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 5: happened and I was like, oh, I clearly broke my hand.

710
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 5: There was a little thing jetting out, not of the skin.

711
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 5: I just pushed on it and fixed it. But it

712
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 5: was like that happened too easily. Am I a brittle?

713
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 5: What do I have? A Benjamin button bones?

714
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 3: Are you turning into a baby?

715
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 5: I think I'm turning into a It's a weird hybrid

716
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 5: old man baby. I am aging, but I'm also becoming

717
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 5: the size of a baby. So I'm shrinking and I'm

718
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 5: getting my arms are getting fatter, and my face is

719
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 5: getting rounder, but I'm still wrinkling, okay, and still on

720
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 5: the inside my organs are aging great.

721
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 3: And then you also still wore glasses.

722
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 5: Yes, that's the other thing. And my vision has gone

723
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 5: downhill in the last two weeks where I read this

724
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 5: flat Jack Pancake mixed box because it's racist, as Paul right.

725
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 5: I used to read this box all the time. I'll

726
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 5: do that here, and months ago I could read it.

727
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 5: I could not read it. It just all and yet

728
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 5: like yesterday I noticed I was like looking at my

729
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 5: phone and I'd have to hold it away. I've had

730
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 5: seventeen twenty one vision or whatever, I've had better than

731
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 5: it's been so good. I've never had to learn what

732
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 5: the with the fraction? Yeah, it's twenty twenty better than

733
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 5: twenty twenty. It always has been. It's been my uh

734
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 5: you know, it's something I'm proud of, and it just disappeared.

735
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 3: Well you are are you like thirty eight?

736
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 5: I'm a forty three year old man.

737
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 3: Are you Chris?

738
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, you look good. Well, come on, I mean on

739
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 5: this outside.

740
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 3: But my eyes are where it matters.

741
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 5: Wrinkley old man.

742
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 3: I feel like.

743
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 4: Because normally it's around in your late thirties, but maybe

744
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 4: you just you got to keep it a little while longer.

745
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's what happened to me.

746
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 4: Where my sister, because she's two years older, she always

747
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 4: had worse vision than me, and I just tracked right

748
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 4: in her wake of my vision failing in the same

749
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 4: time frame hers did. So she'd be like, oh, you're

750
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 4: gonna need contact lenses next year. Oh wow, Like I

751
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 4: think when you when there's somebody else that's like older

752
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 4: than you, right, and you know what's going on. It's like, oh,

753
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 4: it's more obvious, squinting.

754
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 5: I have to ask my sister Lisa.

755
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, communicate with Lisa more.

756
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 5: I think that you're right. I should anyway. It doesn't

757
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 5: have to be about our eyeballs.

758
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: No, you can talk about hips. You can talk about skateboarding.

759
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 5: Lisa, are you getting our mother's hip? It's inevitable. I'm

760
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 5: wearing all her old jeans now.

761
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 3: Because you don't have her hips. You have a jean.

762
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 5: Look at me, jazz dance I love. I love Rob Cruise.

763
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 5: I don't know. She used to go to see a

764
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 5: guy named Rob Quist.

765
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 3: He was like a boyfriend.

766
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 5: No, maybe hell Ooh it's Armenian.

767
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 3: Oh genocide, that's great.

768
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 5: Ide appreciation her Commemoration Day appreciation. Oh god, No, raising

769
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 5: money for cancer to help promote cancer.

770
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 3: I'm against cancer.

771
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 5: Oh wait, okay, I.

772
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 3: Don't want to raise money for it.

773
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 5: I had the wrong idea.

774
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 4: I guess my pool man, and I know it's a brag.

775
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 4: I try not to talk about the poolman that much.

776
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 5: Oh is he the guy with the little shorts that

777
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 5: you're always whipping him with a towel.

778
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 4: I have to say my Poolman is hot. He's not young,

779
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 4: but he is. He's very manly Armenian man. But he's

780
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 4: also the loveliest. And there were times when I was

781
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 4: super broke, like a couple of years ago. There was

782
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 4: one time he showed up and I was like, I

783
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 4: will have a check for you next week, and he

784
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 4: was just like.

785
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

786
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 4: Like it's on him or I'm like, it's what you

787
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 4: do for a lif that's right. But anyway, he showed

788
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 4: up at my house yesterday when he normally comes Tuesday,

789
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 4: and he said, I come, I come today because tomorrow

790
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 4: is their Armenian genocide.

791
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: And you made it sound like it was happening tomorrow

792
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 3: or right, right.

793
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 5: Well we have to do something. They're stopping.

794
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 3: Why are you cleaning pools today?

795
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:20,959
Speaker 5: Yet?

796
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 4: No.

797
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 5: We were podcasting the last time where I was wondering

798
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 5: why all these flags were waving and we were driving

799
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 5: through Glendale and it was they were everywhere. Yeah, the

800
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 5: flags not they not. P I don't say that about people,

801
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 5: especially when I'm talking about something like a genocide. Yeah,

802
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 5: guess the flags were everywhere because the people were also.

803
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 4: Because because Glendale has the highest percentage of Armenian population

804
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 4: in anywhere in the world other than Armenia.

805
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 5: Did you know that that does make sense?

806
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 4: But wow, yeah, that's where pretty much everybody that lives in.

807
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 3: Do you think Glendale's I think.

808
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's per capita concentration not or is it a

809
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 5: numbered like just sheer numbers.

810
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 3: I got to get into my analytics.

811
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta, we gotta get into that encyclopedia. Brian,

812
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 5: do you remember how expensive encyclopedias were when someone had

813
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 5: come door to door and your parents are gone. They

814
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 5: come in, they eat some of the food, everything else

815
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 5: that's blurry. You have to write a check, you have

816
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 5: to fort your dad's signature. It's for hundreds of dollars

817
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 5: and it's missing. I gotta getcl The N and M

818
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 5: N through M was never that book was always gone.

819
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 3: That's the most popular book.

820
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 4: Mollusks, muskets, fucking Mickey Mouse.

821
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 5: You pulled out my whiskey. You pulled out my whiskey. Laugh,

822
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 5: Oh the oh you thought of so many good ms,

823
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 5: real quick, good fun time.

824
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 4: There is truly a ton of Armenian gen People just

825
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 4: are driving around the flags because they're they're commemorating it.

826
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 3: Oh, no, it's a car accident.

827
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 5: No, this is a commemorative car accident.

828
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 3: This is the real deal.

829
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 5: Wow. I don't think they should be fighting.

830
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 3: Please don't fight. She's gesturing a lot.

831
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they're doing a lot. She's like, but I

832
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 5: don't understand why you ran into me. I understand how,

833
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 5: but why why did you do it? Yeah, she's taking

834
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 5: advantage of how. That's a nice man. I don't or

835
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 5: maybe it's the other way around. It could be that way.

836
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 5: Let's go, let's turn around and square things out. For

837
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 5: I'm a guy coadjuster.

838
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 3: You stand over there.

839
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 5: Everything you say from this point forward will be representing

840
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 5: you me in a court of law. I don't know

841
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 5: all the words. Sit down, ma'am.

842
00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 4: This is our new podcast, Yes, Imed and your Sergey

843
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 4: doul Her and the comedy that comes forth.

844
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 5: With When I had my epic rear ending days before

845
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 5: we started in your old fit, and it was the

846
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 5: the interrogation that happened afterwards, it was one of the

847
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: most I'm like, no one's gonna get take control over

848
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 5: my brain and make me say the wrong thing. But god,

849
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 5: she was really good at it, and we really were

850
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 5: at a little table with a bright light. Wait, I

851
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 5: thought your head went forward and then back. You're saying

852
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 5: the whiplash went back and then forward, because before it

853
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 5: was the other way around. And I'm like, like, it

854
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 5: was awful. And I would get so frustrated and be like, ma'am,

855
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 5: do you like your job? Is this enjoyable? Like I

856
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 5: was losing it, but we we still got the h

857
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 5: That's one thing I learned. And this is just driving advice,

858
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 5: and it's part of the theme the podcast. If you get

859
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 5: in a car wreck, don't don't make sure you can

860
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 5: get the cops to show up. Get an accident thing.

861
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 5: Because he didn't do this guy drove away. He didn't

862
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 5: have insurance and no one's gonna hunt him down. No,

863
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 5: he just left town.

864
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,919
Speaker 3: I think I'm sure he did.

865
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 5: I still follow him on Twitter, but I never said

866
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 5: anything to him. He's a trainer. He lives in Denver.

867
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 3: Now.

868
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, his dad's a male clinic doctor. Yeah, I

869
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 5: know exactly what he looks like. He's in great shape,

870
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 5: he's been working on his cardio. He's lost a bunch

871
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 5: of weight.

872
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's the guy I'm scared right now

873
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 4: of you.

874
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 5: Well, I was looking for the right time to be like, hey,

875
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 5: now that you lost some weight, give us money. I do.

876
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 5: I do. I am a little weird when I hear

877
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 5: I'm like so and so this guy killed someone, or

878
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 5: there's you know, I find them on Facebook and I

879
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 5: look at their pictures because the no they they're just

880
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 5: people and you can find them whenever. It's like so

881
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 5: and so murdered someone in Texas, and then I look

882
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 5: it up Texas, look up their name. There they are

883
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 5: wearing with a Confederate flag behind them. There was some

884
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 5: guy that there's some guy that in guy in gyle

885
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 5: beat them. What's his name? I'm I'm he there was

886
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 5: some guy that he posted there's an article about him

887
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 5: like he got bit by a rattlesnake and in the

888
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 5: head by a bear and then by a shark, all

889
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 5: within four years. And so it was like and I

890
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 5: was like, oh wow. And then I saw he's like

891
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 5: an outdoorsman. Found him on Facebook and it's it's all

892
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 5: Confederate flags, like he's a he's a lunatic. Yeah, I'm like,

893
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 5: well he the tweet was like maybe you shouldn't fuck

894
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 5: with animals or I'm like, well, he also shouldn't fuck

895
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 5: with Confederate flags. Maybe the animals are trying to tell

896
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 5: you to stop being a.

897
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 3: Dick. Maybe you're not that smart.

898
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe maybe I think that's probably what it is.

899
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, and the bear, I have to say

900
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 5: his bear situation. I really because all of his pictures,

901
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 5: it was like, I know what year they all happened.

902
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 3: It's so crazy that you can get that detail.

903
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, And the only reason it took four years is

904
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 5: because the snake thing happened a long time ago. But

905
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,959
Speaker 5: the bear in the shark that was like this year. Yeah,

906
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 5: and the bear his head teeth when.

907
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 3: Bears are so scary, they're monsters.

908
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 5: In the in the article that I read, it's just like, yeah,

909
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 5: grabbed me and dragged me a few feet and my

910
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 5: friend scared him away. But no, I saw on his

911
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 5: Facebook right next to uh, don't tread on me flags,

912
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 5: which I think is a gun thing. They there was

913
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 5: like full on teeth marks in his head and like crushy.

914
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 3: Skull time shit.

915
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 5: Yeah. Ryan Seacrest has a terrible smile.

916
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 3: Well it's quite empty.

917
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 5: It's an empty smile.

918
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 3: As you look at that picture, there's billboard.

919
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 4: We're in the part of Los Angeles and we drive

920
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 4: out here a lot where there's just weird, random billboards

921
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 4: for things that either you've never heard of or you

922
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 4: would never watch, like Ryan Seacrest's KIS radio show. Yeah yeah,

923
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 4: and he the picture that we were just looking at.

924
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 4: He looks like a middle aged housewife who got some

925
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 4: face work done.

926
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 5: Yeah. He's got the same smile as Vana White. It's

927
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 5: so strange.

928
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the eyes are dead.

929
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ryan, he was our number one fan secretly until

930
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 4: this ball. Yeah.

931
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 5: Probably, you know, I think about that all the time.

932
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 5: What if Seacrest was a big listener.

933
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 4: If that's true, I would say, stop sexually assaulting people?

934
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, Oh cressed out, get out?

935
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: Get out?

936
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 5: Really we're kind of it.

937
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 4: Oh his wardrobe person had there's Yeah, it's very bad.

938
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 5: Wow.

939
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 4: And that's the kind of thing they do, not like

940
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 4: somebody like Bryan Seacrest, where he's literally hosting five huge

941
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 4: conglomerate based things.

942
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 5: He doesn't have time to date.

943
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 3: You got to speed, you got to grab a clivers

944
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 3: near you.

945
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 5: Maybe I could pencil you in right now. Put down

946
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 5: my face makeup? How I heard my help out?

947
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: But no, I don't. I don't want to because you

948
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 3: have dead eyes. Yeah, and the smile of a lizard. Yes, yes,

949
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 3: it is a lizard like it was very reptilian. Look

950
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 3: at these two. What you're doing? Oh this is the airport?

951
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh we're jet sweet.

952
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 5: Let's drive out on the tarmac.

953
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 3: That's where rich people go to take their little jets.

954
00:48:55,800 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 5: Oh sure. You know though, my manager Jessica, who's the best,

955
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 5: And she ran the whole Paul Ryan thing and it

956
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 5: went very thank god. She did it all for yeah's

957
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 5: but her husband flies and they got a plane for

958
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 5: like sixteen thousand bucks, like the price of a car.

959
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 5: And they use these airports. There's no like charge. They

960
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 5: fly around all the time on a regular person's budget.

961
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 3: That's awesome.

962
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 5: They're like, do you want to go to Palm Springs?

963
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 5: We have a little plane.

964
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 3: I'm like what, you know what?

965
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: She made a real good moot. Well, because if he's

966
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 4: the pilot, you're done. That's all you need.

967
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 3: You got the pilot.

968
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,479
Speaker 5: He flies for fun. He just flies around. God.

969
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 4: Also, pilots are so did you hear the recording of

970
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 4: the Southwest pilot and she she was having to report

971
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 4: in to air traffic Control because part of the.

972
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 3: Engine fell out.

973
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 4: No, God no, and she's like cool as a cucumber

974
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 4: and basically lands this Southwest flight.

975
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 5: Did it just happen? Yeah, In the the explosion of

976
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 5: that engine was a person. And this is the worst.

977
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 5: Is this partially partially sucked out of the plane partially?

978
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 3: Is this true?

979
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 5: Yeah? It did just happened. An engine blew up. It

980
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 5: caused a momentary something with the pressure, but a person

981
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 5: was partially pulled from the plane, which means and they

982
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 5: later passed. All you have to do is hear the

983
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 5: word partially though, and it's like, wow, everyone on that

984
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 5: plane saw something terrible that day.

985
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 4: Wait a second, Yes, the plane because of the explosion,

986
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 4: had a window go out and somebody got sucked out partially.

987
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 5: But I know all you have to do is google

988
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 5: the word partially an airplane. There aren't pictures. I've already

989
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 5: been to graphic. I mean, this person.

990
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 4: Passed because I thought for a second you were saying sorry,

991
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 4: but I thought you were saying that they were hiding

992
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 4: in the airplane engine and that's the partial.

993
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 3: No, they were just sitting there.

994
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 5: Asking for peanuts and all of a sudden, Now good.

995
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 4: That never happens. We need if you're on a plane

996
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 4: right now. You need to know that you're safer in

997
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 4: your Yes.

998
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 5: Thank you for listening while in the skies.

999
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 3: But you know that's crazy.

1000
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 5: It makes me want to have an aisle seat from

1001
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 5: now on.

1002
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 3: You gotta put that seatbelt on.

1003
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 5: He and it was such a detailed text about what

1004
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 5: he experienced. I will show it to you later. But

1005
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 5: my friend was on a plane and he heard commotion

1006
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 5: up front. People kind of cried out and in a

1007
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 5: way that they were scared, and there there was just

1008
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 5: a little bit of like turbulence for a second. But

1009
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 5: then he said he looked up and there was like

1010
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,359
Speaker 5: red jelly or something on hitting the ceiling. He said,

1011
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 5: it looked like someone was squirting, and he's like, oh God,

1012
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 5: don't let that be blood. A bird hit the side

1013
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 5: of the plane, broke the outer window momentarily when it

1014
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 5: hit the inner window momentarily created a gap and then

1015
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 5: it sucked back. So for a second it wasn't even

1016
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 5: noticeable pressure wise, but it was enough time for the birds,

1017
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 5: the squist bird to shoot through this gap, and however

1018
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 5: the pressure was going it shot bird blood onto the

1019
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 5: ceiling into the plane. A bird while in the air

1020
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 5: if I will send you his text and you will

1021
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 5: not doubt a word of it, because he's one of

1022
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 5: the most honest friends. I know.

1023
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, so awful.

1024
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 5: It was so awful, and he said it was. He's like,

1025
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 5: and this is going to sound makeup, made up and

1026
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 5: insanely like everything he prefaced it with. I know that

1027
00:52:54,719 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 5: sounds crazy, So I believed all of it, and I yes.

1028
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: And you acknowledge how insane your lie is.

1029
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 5: Yes, and it's it's gonna sound crazy. But then some

1030
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 5: translucent bird friends with angel wings on top of their

1031
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 5: regular wings.

1032
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 3: Carried off his soul double wings.

1033
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I saw it all two Eyesctuary, there's all.

1034
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 4: These weird like all of a sudden, there's a really

1035
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 4: nice store and we're out by the fucking dumps. Yeah,

1036
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 4: like we're out by like the places where you can

1037
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 4: buy scrap metal.

1038
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: But then there's a Sanctuary store and.

1039
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 5: Another castle themed building to lure children. Yes, just like

1040
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 5: in our first episode's.

1041
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 3: Right Electra Sonic. Yes, I do.

1042
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 5: What is what happens at Electro son.

1043
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 3: No, but I bet you have some cheap real estate.

1044
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's an interesting area and what what sanctuary?

1045
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 4: Uh, it's well from what I remember, I think it's

1046
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 4: a clothing label, so that was like a It was basically.

1047
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 3: Like a kind of fancy women's clothing store, but out

1048
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 3: by the railroad track. Weird, very odd.

1049
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 5: Maybe they do manufacturing there.

1050
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 4: Perhaps it's a factory outlets, Yes, one of the factory outlets.

1051
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 5: I had vivid dreams and then memories from the dream,

1052
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 5: which is I love when that happens, because usually I

1053
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 5: don't dream, and I figure it's because my brain is

1054
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 5: we don't have I've been reading a lot about Alzheimer's research.

1055
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 5: By the way, they're getting very close. I don't think

1056
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 5: we have to worry about anything.

1057
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 3: That's what my sister's told me.

1058
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I've been sent many articles and it's it's

1059
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 5: good news. We're gonna be fine.

1060
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 3: Okay.

1061
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 5: Yeah. Anyway, I had a dream of very about the

1062
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 5: Spree factory outlet and my sister yes, and my sister

1063
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 5: insisting ongoing yes, and me sort of being excited too

1064
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 5: because I knew it was like cool clothes, and but

1065
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 5: she kind of lied to me and said, well, it's unisex,

1066
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 5: it's girls, it's girls. Yeah, but I did. Did you

1067
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,720
Speaker 5: just dig through bins? And it was like a free

1068
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 5: for all, you know, two three five dollar items, no

1069
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 5: four dollar items though. Well.

1070
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 4: And also a big thing about going to the spree

1071
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 4: outlet was everyone in the all the girls in barrier.

1072
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 4: I knew there was a chance if you went to

1073
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 4: the spree outlet and the end you got spotted, you

1074
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 4: might get asked to model in the next year's catalog.

1075
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 4: Really so yeah, because there were girls that we knew

1076
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 4: or that were like from our hometown or whatever that

1077
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 4: that happened to.

1078
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

1079
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 4: Even me, who was pretty much the most average American

1080
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 4: looking girl when I was like twelve, got this idea

1081
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 4: in my head that if I went there, I could

1082
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 4: be a model.

1083
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you doll up and like pick out of

1084
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 5: the bins, not seductively but picture esquees, yes.

1085
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 3: And kind of a be a spree to corway right right, Yeah, that's.

1086
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 4: What it was so insane and my mom the whole time,

1087
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 4: my mom was like, can you just pick something so

1088
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 4: we can go, And I was just like, hold.

1089
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 5: On, there's cameras in here. This is like an audition

1090
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 5: to get seen. Yeah, of course you'd been there, that's

1091
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 5: totally your stomping grounds.

1092
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 4: Well, and also you're just I think are the same age,

1093
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 4: and that is that kind of shit where like only

1094
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 4: people from basically who grew up in the mid eighties. Yeah,

1095
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 4: like a Spree is nineteen eighty six one.

1096
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it was cool though. It was always cool stuff.

1097
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 5: I liked it. I want I'd wear her hand me downs.

1098
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 5: I wore some of Spree stuff.

1099
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 3: It's all good.

1100
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 5: No one called me out. No, those are girls clothes.

1101
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 5: I like, look at my hair. I bleached my bangs

1102
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 5: and cut the rest of my hair, so I just

1103
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 5: have a starfish of bangs.

1104
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 4: And then you had like what like some leggings with

1105
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 4: little stars, maybe blue legs with some stars.

1106
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think just a sweatshirt with a Spree logo.

1107
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 5: I didn't get into the lower the leggings and the

1108
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 5: socks and the leg warmers and what have you.

1109
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 3: Didn't do a little mini leg warmers.

1110
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 5: I did the tops. I did all the tops. Well.

1111
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 3: The Spree logo was cool too, because the remember the

1112
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 3: E didn't have them.

1113
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 5: It's just three lines.

1114
00:56:58,239 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 3: That's nice design.

1115
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 5: It was a good design. It's very eighties.

1116
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 3: And also light pastel rainbow.

1117
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there was a lot of pastels.

1118
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 3: It was all about that pastel and neon.

1119
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 5: I think they right, didn't It was mostly pasteli right,

1120
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1121
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 3: Let's go down a detour.

1122
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it.

1123
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 4: Bound out, stand out, stand out, Dinna.

1124
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 5: I want to get some spree clothes. Why don't they

1125
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 5: bring it back? They should, It would do great well.

1126
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 4: Also, there's lots of like in women's clothing, there are

1127
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 4: there are leggings like these leggings that I have on

1128
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 4: right now. I wore these leggings when I was in

1129
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 4: like freshmen in high school. They were a spree where

1130
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 4: they're just basically well shaped sweatpants that aren't like floppy

1131
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 4: at the bottom.

1132
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 3: They just come down to a cuff like. That's all

1133
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 3: I wore when I was in high school.

1134
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 5: And the only thing they're missing, probably incorrect me if

1135
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 5: I'm wrong, is a little stirrups at the bottom.

1136
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 3: That's right, I had those two.

1137
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they keep your leggings for people realize quickly though,

1138
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 5: that leggings there is no thread of them climbing up. No,

1139
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 5: it's like no need for their stirrup.

1140
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 4: No, not unless you're excuse me, unless you are.

1141
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 3: So tall and thin that the width.

1142
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 4: Of your calves and the width of your thighs are

1143
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 4: the same, and that those pants are just going to

1144
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 4: go straight up. There's no like For me the way

1145
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 4: like stirrup pants weren't good because I had more of a.

1146
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 3: Big thighs, so that that downward.

1147
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 4: Pull it was always it always felt like I was

1148
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 4: being pulled.

1149
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 5: Well, I hopefully everyone's legs are kind of trying like

1150
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 5: taper down to it what you described before, like a

1151
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 5: person with the same with calf and thigh. That's a skin.

1152
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 5: That's a stilt legged. That's the only person I know

1153
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 5: to be like that is Olive Oil the cartoons.

1154
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that was the way you were supposed to

1155
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 3: look in the eighties. That was the look.

1156
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 5: Like like Shelley Duvall.

1157
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 3: My sweatshirt.

1158
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 5: Oh oh, ship, explain to me now speaking of Popeye

1159
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 5: and we are gonna we're diving deep?

1160
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 3: Okay?

1161
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 5: Why is there Bluto? And then and then Brutus? What

1162
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 5: what happened? Why is there?

1163
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 3: Brutus is from Shakespearean?

1164
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 5: Played is no remember Papa Buddhist? Pretty good, Papa, what's happening?

1165
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 3: I went down the worst possible get in.

1166
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 5: That's how Papa used.

1167
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 3: To talk, right, just making noises.

1168
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 5: When I live a tig. I would always do that

1169
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 5: voice and the ship with me I didn't. It wasn't

1170
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 5: even very good, but for some reason she liked it.

1171
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 5: And then I was in the alley and my neighbor

1172
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 5: introduced himself, I am your neighbor, and I was like, hi, No,

1173
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 5: I'm like sorry, I'm James. I introduced myself as pop EyeT.

1174
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 5: That's how deep into character I get.

1175
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 3: It's good.

1176
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 5: I won't break out. You can even come and shake

1177
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 5: my hand.

1178
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 4: I would like at some kind of a fact check though,

1179
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 4: on this Blueto Vertus thing, because I don't think Brutus

1180
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 4: was a part of pop life.

1181
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 5: It's just, yeah, I think I know what I'm talking about.

1182
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 5: Maybe not, I think Bluto because I used to confuse

1183
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 5: him for Pluto, which is of course a dog and Goofy.

1184
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 5: You know, I know, Pluto Goofy. There's a confusion there sometimes, right.

1185
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 4: But.

1186
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brutus was there. At some point they had to

1187
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 5: change his name. Maybe it was like I'm gonna sue

1188
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 5: you and they're like, okay, well name him Bluto or

1189
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 5: the other way around. But it was always the guy

1190
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 5: with a big black goatee beard that was jagged like

1191
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 5: a like a poorly open canna spinach. Similar line work.

1192
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 5: Someone who drew me. Someone drew me some feathers as fingers,

1193
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 5: and it was very It was a study.

1194
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 3: It's multi feather fingers.

1195
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, anyway, thank you for that.

1196
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 3: Would they mail it to you?

1197
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 5: It was on Twitter. That's any interaction really isn't in

1198
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 5: real life?

1199
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 3: True? Here's our Median genocide again.

1200
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 5: Oh wow, they're really respect What do you do there's

1201
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 5: going to be an event or do you just kinda

1202
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 5: drive around with the flags?

1203
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 3: Well?

1204
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 4: They I one time. They usually have like parade like things.

1205
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 4: Move up, friend, they have kind of parading things.

1206
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wonder why you won't move up. It's part

1207
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 5: of the commemoration in front of you. Oh he's actually

1208
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 5: he's looking down.

1209
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 4: I'm not honking on our Median genocide.

1210
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 3: Oh exactly.

1211
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 5: I was going to dive in front of the wheel

1212
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 5: if you were thinking about it.

1213
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 3: One time, I was.

1214
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 4: On the podcast and I turned a corner and I

1215
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 4: walked into an Armenian genocide like commemorative parade.

1216
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 5: Did you grab your collar and go this?

1217
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 4: I spun the spun on one heel and ran in

1218
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 4: place for a little while. But I mean they do

1219
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 4: have parades, was the point of that an?

1220
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think that maybe we just don't know

1221
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 5: where it is. We aren't invited.

1222
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 3: Yes, it's not about us.

1223
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 5: I'm just a generic old gringo.

1224
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, your time has passed. No one wants to inform

1225
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 4: you of anything anymore.

1226
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 5: I really am getting old.

1227
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 3: Sorry for the bad news.

1228
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know my time has passed. I can't even

1229
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 5: read my pancake box.

1230
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 3: Anymoreos Man.

1231
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 5: Gringo comes from a song with the lyrics green grows

1232
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 5: the grass or something something?

1233
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 3: Is that true? Where'd you get that fact?

1234
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 5: There's also a Greek there's two different things I saw online.

1235
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 5: But then the people that do my lawn because you

1236
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 5: have a pool person, I have a lawn and garden person.

1237
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 5: It's part of the rental company. But they're they're company

1238
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 5: is called green Grows Lawn Services. And I asked the

1239
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 5: guy and he was like, yep, that's where the word

1240
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 5: green grow greeno comes from. Is from green grow some

1241
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 5: song that people sang during the Revolutionary War, some sort

1242
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 5: of Spanish American war. That makes more.

1243
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 4: Sense, And it's the things that white people it's the

1244
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 4: song white people sang.

1245
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 5: Yeah. And then so the Mexican folks were like, well,

1246
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 5: the Gringos are coming from them and their stupid song

1247
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 5: that they sang at nauseum because it's on the Billboard

1248
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 5: charts this year.

1249
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 3: That's funny.

1250
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, But then I looked up and Gringo actually has

1251
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 5: Greek roots. So it could be a rumor, It.

1252
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 3: Could be lots of different explanations.

1253
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 5: It could be just another story my dad, another yarn

1254
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 5: my dad spun, Like you know, Albert Broccoli from James

1255
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 5: Bond invented broccoli.

1256
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's such a dad fake fact.

1257
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 5: But the guy's family did, they were farmers.

1258
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 3: Well, that it's all that matters then.

1259
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 5: And broccoli no, I mean the broccoli really was a

1260
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 5: thing that started in the fifties. Like before that, it

1261
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 5: was just cauliflower and then whatever they spliced it with.

1262
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 5: But broccoli is a new vegetable.

1263
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Yeah, you're full of facts today, Chris.

1264
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, if I can't be funny because that

1265
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 5: part of my brain isn't working today, let's talk about

1266
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 5: Boli misfiring. I really, you know, I spent a lot

1267
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 5: of my funny juice on the on the tour, and

1268
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 5: then I'm just.

1269
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 3: Like want to be you must be relieved it's over.

1270
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 5: I am relieved.

1271
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 3: And then it went great.

1272
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 5: It went great, especially by the last show. It was

1273
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 5: like the first one was a practice show and it

1274
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 5: was like a smaller venue. Chicago was great because everyone

1275
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 5: was in on it and I loved it awesome, but

1276
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 5: then a blizzard came right but I was I was

1277
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 5: wanted it to go well at the at Madison, a

1278
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 5: comedy club on State. It's my favorite place, and a

1279
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 5: bunch of people came and it was great. We figured

1280
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 5: it out by then love it.

1281
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 4: And then I retired from politics because when you first

1282
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 4: told me you were doing a live show b of

1283
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 4: an impression you've never done before, see politically based. Yes,

1284
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 4: like everything about it, I was like, this is giving

1285
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 4: me the worst stomachache.

1286
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 5: Of all time.

1287
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 3: And it did what more.

1288
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 4: Yes, It's almost like you went straight into the eye

1289
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 4: of the most contentious place that you could go, which

1290
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 4: is American politics. Yes, and then tried went and made

1291
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 4: jokes about it, and then it went good.

1292
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 5: I feel like I realized quickly that the audience didn't

1293
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 5: necessarily they weren't there to fact check everything I was

1294
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 5: going to say, and I just needed to make sure

1295
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 5: I had jokes, so.

1296
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 3: Once they just wanted entertained.

1297
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was really fun, and it was like

1298
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 5: I forgot how much I enjoyed just being asked a

1299
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 5: question and then bullshit answering and that kind of improv

1300
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 5: I is in my wheelhouse and no one was there

1301
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,360
Speaker 5: to remind me yep, And then I was doing this

1302
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh, this is the easy part is

1303
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 5: not knowing what these people are going to ask.

1304
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 3: That's that's fun. That's the fun.

1305
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's what makes this fun what we do.

1306
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 5: But today I just, you know, I just I feel

1307
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 5: like I've been not as funny as other days. That's okay.

1308
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 4: No, we do different we do different gears, we're different,

1309
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 4: we're complex people.

1310
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. So you know, last night I was going to bed.

1311
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 4: I just want to I was searching and searching on

1312
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 4: TV and on my recordings and everything. I just wanted

1313
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 4: to watch something pretty looking that was quiet and I

1314
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 4: couldn't fucking find everything had screaming in it or some

1315
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 4: kind of like paced up shit, and I just wanted

1316
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 4: to look at something and like have it relaxed me?

1317
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 5: Like will the outdoor o.

1318
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 3: R?

1319
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 5: That's okay, that's that's what it sounds like when we

1320
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Speaker 5: we harmonize. Right before our car wreck, jesaid, I don't

1321
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 5: know how to harmonized.

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01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 3: Uh, that was so irritating.

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01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what people do all the time in LA.

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01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 4: I think it's because everyone's stowed all the time. Is

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01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 4: people come to a full fucking stop. They don't, but

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01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,520
Speaker 4: they don't get out of the way. They just like

1327
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 4: kind of stop driving and adjust to what's going on

1328
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 4: with them and not think about the people behind them.

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01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. Also that that pedestrian is being very disrespectful.

1330
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 3: Yes, that was a will.

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01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 4: That was a goth pedestrian, and they're they're out there

1332
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 4: to show disrespect.

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01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just looking down thinking about how they hate

1334
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:51,920
Speaker 5: their dads.

1335
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 3: They're just showing the world you're my dad and I

1336
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 3: hate you everything.

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01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 5: But I but we we we we Oh, yes, we

1338
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 5: have different we have different gears and tay, we're in

1339
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 5: a different.

1340
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 4: Gear because also sometimes what I love about podcasts is that,

1341
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 4: like when I'm trying to get my ship done the morning,

1342
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 4: like doing dishes and doing right cleaning my house, I

1343
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 4: like to stick in and people like I think we'd

1344
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 4: we undervalue just plain little conversation because we're comics and

1345
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,760
Speaker 4: we're so like funny laugh, I want what I want

1346
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,759
Speaker 4: to make you do the old weeze laugh, right, that's

1347
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 4: our goal between each other.

1348
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,879
Speaker 5: But like it's a laugh contest.

1349
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 3: We don't.

1350
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 4: It's it's a wait till you're done talking so I

1351
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 4: can talk contest, which is how we are as comics.

1352
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 4: But there are some people who are just like I

1353
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,080
Speaker 4: like two people talking to each other, right, yeah, you

1354
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 4: know they must because it's fucking all.

1355
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 5: This is totally yeah. Maybe, yeah, maybe I think people

1356
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 5: like the wheezy laughing though, well, yeah, we should start

1357
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 5: faking it.

1358
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,600
Speaker 3: Okay, just say whatever.

1359
01:08:57,479 --> 01:08:59,599
Speaker 5: Now it hurt when you fake it.

1360
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 3: Don't push it to RD because you can get a HERNIAU.

1361
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it till you at first. I love

1362
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 5: her early work. One chosen a Candace Vergeon. No, I'm

1363
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 5: thinking of Ellen Barkin. I'm thinking of Maria Conta a loto.

1364
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 3: You mean Maria Callis.

1365
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thinking of Marie calendars. And they're different.

1366
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,720
Speaker 4: Pies you're thinking of, uh, a chicken pot pie. God

1367
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 4: damn it, why did my brain stop entirely on chicken

1368
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 4: pop pie.

1369
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. We have a little contest.

1370
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 3: I just happened.

1371
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,719
Speaker 5: I just won that round.

1372
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 4: You drove me into a wall with that chicken pop

1373
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 4: pie Marie Calendar's reference.

1374
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 5: To think it even came late.

1375
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 3: You should not be right there.

1376
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 5: You say something like chicken pot pipe, or at least

1377
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 5: come out immediately. Not only did that come out late,

1378
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 5: it was a stinker. Oh I went too far.

1379
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 3: No, it's okay.

1380
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:13,720
Speaker 4: I needed to cook it like a chicken popeye for

1381
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 4: twelve minutes.

1382
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 5: Why do I realize that? Can't stop thinking about Jimmy

1383
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 5: Pardo because he has a chicken pot pie joke.

1384
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 3: He does.

1385
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 5: I love chicken pot pie soup with a roof. You

1386
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 5: break it open and there's stuff inside. It's like ice fishing,

1387
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 5: except it's hot, so it's nothing and there's no fish.

1388
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 5: It's nothing like ice fishing. It's the best. It's pot

1389
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 5: pie soup, bit soup with the roof, soup with a roof.

1390
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 5: And he did this thing with his hand. I'm it's

1391
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 5: probably a joke. It's funny that you remember jokes of

1392
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,679
Speaker 5: people's that are like fifteen years old. He probably doesn't

1393
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 5: even do it anymore.

1394
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 4: I bet he doesn't, although that's when he can pull

1395
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 4: out if he's doing dinner theater right or at the

1396
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 4: table at home.

1397
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:02,759
Speaker 5: Right, it works for it works for any occasion except

1398
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,240
Speaker 5: the table at home probably has heard it last time yet?

1399
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:06,080
Speaker 3: Soup right?

1400
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:06,839
Speaker 5: Or pie?

1401
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure the family's sick of it. Yeah, I

1402
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:12,680
Speaker 4: bet Daniel Kane doesn't make super or pie because she

1403
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 4: doesn't want to hear that joke anymore.

1404
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 5: If we can end this podcast on anything, it's that,

1405
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 5: you know, Jimmy Partero's whole family is sick of him.

1406
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 3: I will tell my favorite Daniel Kane joke. If you

1407
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 3: want to do other people's bits.

1408
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,640
Speaker 5: I haven't. It's been so long since I've seen her

1409
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 5: do stand up out. I know.

1410
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:33,559
Speaker 4: She's so good and so funny. She does a lot

1411
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,640
Speaker 4: of writing, Yeah, she's a big writer. But I like

1412
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,320
Speaker 4: she used to do a joke. She would say that

1413
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 4: she had both of her parents were actors. Her father

1414
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 4: famously was oh, joke off.

1415
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,559
Speaker 5: On start jo, I always forget that. Yeah, it's the

1416
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 5: coolest thing and he's the sweetest ever.

1417
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 4: Yes, So her joke was because her mom was also

1418
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 4: an actress, and it was really irritating because they were

1419
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:57,720
Speaker 4: the kind She was the kind of mom when she'd

1420
01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 4: they'd be like, come on, mom, can we have dessert?

1421
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,600
Speaker 3: And her mom would go, there's.

1422
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 4: Fresh bananas on the counter, and she did the voice

1423
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:08,520
Speaker 4: of her mom in a theatrical.

1424
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 3: Like they never did it, like she couldn't they couldn't

1425
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,280
Speaker 3: have deserved. They weren't like normal people at all.

1426
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,759
Speaker 4: Like, so if they want to desert, well, there's fresh

1427
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 4: bananas on the counter.

1428
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 5: That's weird. Someone else, I can't remember if it's a

1429
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 5: friend or a comedian or someone wanting dessert and their

1430
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:28,599
Speaker 5: mom going there's a apples and celery in the crisper.

1431
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 5: It was like someone's that's funny. Yeah, maybe I'm thinking

1432
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 5: of her joke. I don't know, but that's it.

1433
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,479
Speaker 3: Then you rewrote it to apples and celery when I

1434
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 3: went to there.

1435
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 5: I went to her parents' house once for something for

1436
01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 5: a party, okay, and Walter Knag had a room of toys,

1437
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 5: like not just Star Trek toys. He it was the

1438
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 5: coolest thing ever and he was so proud of it.

1439
01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 5: And he showed me all of these old Star track

1440
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 5: to all these sci fi toys from the back in

1441
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:07,639
Speaker 5: the forties some of them, and it was the cool

1442
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 5: and it was like nicely arranged and there was like

1443
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,719
Speaker 5: glass cases. It was really cool and it was cute

1444
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 5: how he was like super into showing them off.

1445
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really like, I love it very nice.

1446
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 4: I love those people that are like they're legends, you

1447
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 4: know what I mean? And then like in real life

1448
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 4: they're actually cool.

1449
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 3: They're not.

1450
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 5: Oh yeah he had no, he was not like he

1451
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,600
Speaker 5: was just excited about it like a fan. Oh of

1452
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 5: like he was a fan, but it's him. Yeah, it

1453
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 5: was really Yeah, he's real cool. So here's the Canan Cardos.

1454
01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:45,439
Speaker 4: Oh, now that we're back at my house, I can't

1455
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 4: honk because of my races.

1456
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 5: Oh right, it's okay.

1457
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:49,799
Speaker 3: You know, up another rock.

1458
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 5: I'm doing a mouth worn doesn't come up a lot anymore.

1459
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 5: So I like to end with one.

1460
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,040
Speaker 3: Oh great, Yes, what a great opportunity for you.

1461
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 5: You've been listening. Do you need a ride? Do you why?

1462
01:13:59,000 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 4: In?

1463
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:10,639
Speaker 3: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1464
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1465
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:20,320
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a

1466
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 2: urmanol and gay. We want to send you off inside.

1467
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 2: We want to welcome you back home.

1468
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,560
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

1469
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:33,960
Speaker 3: We scared her was it.

1470
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 4: Fine, Melbourne.

1471
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1472
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1473
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1474
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:00,320
Speaker 4: Ride?

1475
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,799
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride? Do you need to ride?

1476
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1477
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:16,559
Speaker 3: Do you need.

1478
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 5: With Karen and Cress mm hmm