WEBVTT - "The Bitch Expert" with Janet Hyde

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, sending what's up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Marie and it's Sydney. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Phil you said too many ws anyway, very happy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell me a lot wwww do it like an

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<v Speaker 2>old person. No one says www. You just say comedy

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<v Speaker 2>hype dot com. Really, Facebook dot com like, I know

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<v Speaker 2>what type? Aw it's https, slash slash no, no, semi colon,

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<v Speaker 2>semi colon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done with you. Actually you know what that was.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was a whole podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So you are listening to this week's episode, Today's the

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<v Speaker 2>Indiffdual Expert of sounding old about Internet retarded. Yes, make

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<v Speaker 2>sure you go to Comedy Hype listen to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>There or iTunes. I mean, if you're listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>right now, I'm hoping you're listening to it on iTunes.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn, Marie, I'm just saying, like we need those clicks. True,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go to comedy do both. Get you a girl

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<v Speaker 2>who could do both? So anyway, we're having a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>The summer is thriving. Where you getting abs so hot?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I am getting your abs are fucking shutting

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<v Speaker 2>it down. I mean I don't even need to work out.

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<v Speaker 2>All I know is whenever I'm next to you, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I have at least two apps. I don't know, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you need to work out a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>because fuck. We'll take pictures and I'll be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I look great, and you're like, I don't like how

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<v Speaker 2>I look, and I'm like, so, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Post this because of you and your self esteem issues.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a self esteem issue. It's my wait.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, that's not true. I'll be like, post

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<v Speaker 2>it because my face is good. But I'll be like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I would have had like a crop top,

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<v Speaker 2>but like not the I just I wish I would

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<v Speaker 2>have had it like some under. All those times that

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<v Speaker 2>we've been hanging out at the pool and I've been

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<v Speaker 2>showing my butt on Instagram, You'll be like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I look fat, I look like a whale

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<v Speaker 2>here or something, and I'm like, but look at my

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<v Speaker 2>butt and you'll be like, yeah, can't post that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then if I crap, you was gonna look weird

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<v Speaker 1>because people know. That's why I be on you.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can't crop put my hand like right, you

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<v Speaker 2>just put her boob on my arm.

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<v Speaker 1>I put my hand literally all on your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't even need an arm. Okay, I'll scoop

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<v Speaker 2>it out, weird, I'll cut it. I'll I'm done with

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<v Speaker 2>you around your I'm done, Marie, What the hell are

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<v Speaker 2>you an expert in this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of being all over my body?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? This week, I was an expert at accidentally attracting

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<v Speaker 2>a lesbian accidental accidentally. You have your habs all out

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking about you know people want you this and that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you throwing your ass back.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I was not throw my ass back my

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<v Speaker 2>ass state where it was, but my my stomach. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that people don't understand that, Like even if you

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<v Speaker 2>have a flat stomach, you still got to suck it

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<v Speaker 2>in a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Like remember I told you the second the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Day and you were like and I was like yo,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like being friends with you, but the picture

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<v Speaker 2>looked better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just wearing that hot jeeb. Let me wear job.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how jeep.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna get a her job and just fuck it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna just have a little window to the Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. My eyes are cute. I'm good, little windshield wiper.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, talk about your gainings. So I was, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we were out and this girl was like, I have

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<v Speaker 2>a question for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you go on a date with me? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like who he's talking to?

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking to me or you're talking to the lesbian

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<v Speaker 2>because I was with Sydney and she was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't talking to me. I already shout it out,

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<v Speaker 1>my girl, twelve times.

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<v Speaker 2>I shout it out. I was talking about penis. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like that don't matter. Lesbians can break that wall down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>break all them walls down. Ah No. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>who are you talking to? Like, I was like, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not how Marie said it. She was like that's not

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<v Speaker 2>how I said who There were witnesses, they were legit,

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<v Speaker 2>like sixty people. I was because everybody in the room

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<v Speaker 2>was like oh.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like who are you talking to?

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like you And then she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get you an uber home and I was like, ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, from where?

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<v Speaker 2>And she said Brooklyn and I was like, yeah, what

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<v Speaker 2>part of Brooklyn because you're not going to have me

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<v Speaker 2>in East New York or Brownsville. I'm not gay and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not that hungry, So like, pick like a place

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<v Speaker 2>that I would actually like to be and she was

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<v Speaker 2>like Crown Heights and I was like that's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see me after the show. And then she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>speak to.

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<v Speaker 2>Me after the show because she knew. She knew, she

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<v Speaker 2>knew that was play fucking games. She knows you're an

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<v Speaker 2>entrees and please listen. Also, she knew that I was straight. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>as somebody who's attracted to women, did you ever feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you wanted to turn somebody out like you knew

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't gay or into women, but you were like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can take this down, girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm no.

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<v Speaker 2>I never had the confidence to be like, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>want this work, Like come on, no, that's not happening,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't even I feel like even though I've

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<v Speaker 2>been a lesbian four years now, I still feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like practicing. You still feel like this is like

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<v Speaker 2>a a trial run like college, but you're not in college.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a master's And uh yeah, but do

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<v Speaker 2>you have you ever like gotten your friend drunk or

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<v Speaker 2>chick drunk just so you can make out with her,

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel like that seems like something you might

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<v Speaker 2>probably do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh bitch, are you saying I'm a predator? Fuck? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you see how defensive you are. That means you've done that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I got a couple of limon drop shots

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<v Speaker 2>for a hope before I put sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>On the rim and everything you want to do body shots, Carol.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've never kissed any of my friends, even

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<v Speaker 2>though like my friends are pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're pretty for a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you do have all pretty You're pretty for a friend, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to kiss any of my friends. Me

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<v Speaker 2>and Sydney accident accidentally touched hands once and.

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<v Speaker 1>Was trying to wait what you were saying. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>where's this? God?

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<v Speaker 2>Our knuckles brushed against each other and we didn't speak

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<v Speaker 2>for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>People were like, how's you gonna say? I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>who who? I think I think I held your hand once.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think I was on Molly though, yes

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<v Speaker 2>you I hugged you know, but I think we held

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<v Speaker 2>hands to get like through the crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah we did. You were like, I'm gonna lose her

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<v Speaker 1>if she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the whole time, you were like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>you were fighting the molly because you were like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want Sydney to touch me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>You wanted me there to protect you from men. But

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<v Speaker 2>you were also like, who's going to protect me from Sydney?

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<v Speaker 1>My God protected me from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever, Marie Sidney, what were you an expert in this week?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an expert in running my damn mouth way too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been getting in a lot of trouble because of

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast, and I'm working on holding back. You're getting

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<v Speaker 2>each other because of what you say on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you just gonna say that on the podcast? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here to say this is a public apology. I

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<v Speaker 2>am sorry. Sorry two thousand, I am sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything that I've said, shut up that offended. Like a

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<v Speaker 1>close friend of if you're a stranger and I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know you whatever, but if I if I know you,

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<v Speaker 2>if we broke bread before, if I slept on your couch,

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize. You know, Siddy, I just want to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you it's too Yeah, I'm giving up public apology. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be talking about people's baby showers and everything, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a friend I was talking about baby showers

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, if you don't. I went to

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<v Speaker 2>a baby shower and somebody was serving Filet mignon there,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, listen, if you don't have Filet mignon

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<v Speaker 2>at your baby shower, don't even invite me. And then

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<v Speaker 2>my friend was like, that's very rude to say some

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<v Speaker 2>of us can't afford filet.

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<v Speaker 1>Mignon at a baby shower. I was like, but you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Afford a baby, okay, because that's actually more expensive misteak exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was upset about that, and I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>invited to anything since. So so did she have a

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<v Speaker 1>baby or now, yes, she had the baby. Oh it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>The shower was wag. I'm gonna watch what I say.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to be nicer to the people that I

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<v Speaker 2>actually know. So what that means is I will absorb

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<v Speaker 2>all the evilness from Sydney. I will. I will you

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<v Speaker 2>notes through the podcast so that you can say everything

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<v Speaker 2>that I want to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney. I will absorb your evilness. Just don't touch me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. That's all that I ask from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't see ill ill she just put her feet on me,

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<v Speaker 2>and now I'm probably gonna lose my foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of evil, well, that was a solid se. Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of evil.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of evil doers villains Ja'afar and Scar. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>throw Ursula in there too, because she was bad. Our

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<v Speaker 2>guest today is a comedian. Yes, and we've done. She's

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<v Speaker 2>got a great show comedian, female comedian with tits?

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<v Speaker 1>Female? No is it called female comedian nothing? Which is

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<v Speaker 1>comedians with tits? Because you have guys on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>We do, but we're the hosts are female comedians a.

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<v Speaker 2>Female comedians with so like, both of y'all are not

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<v Speaker 2>flat chess.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're trying to say.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's it's just like it's redundant and silly. I

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<v Speaker 3>hate the term female a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold, we didn't even introduce you questions, Sidney, Just do it,

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<v Speaker 1>Just do it, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>Just Our next guest is a comedian. She has a

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<v Speaker 2>show called Female Comedians with Tits. She is our bitch

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<v Speaker 2>expert beach. Give it up for Janet Head Ganet Hide, Hi, Janet, Hi, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for having me high Hide, Janet, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you're too nice to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Right well right now true, she's nice, but I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>her in action and I'm like, dang, I'm Janet. He

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<v Speaker 1>was ready to Janet? Can you walk with what? When?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see her in action? Anytime there's a man

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<v Speaker 1>in the room, she's ready to go off.

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<v Speaker 3>Sydney and I used to be at a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>daytime open mics together, where's a lot of ugliness and

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of dumb men saying dumb shit, and so

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<v Speaker 3>it's my responsibility to shut that down.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Janet is assertive, she speaks her mind. She's not afraid,

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<v Speaker 2>and I love that about you, but it comes off

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<v Speaker 2>across to people who are penises as a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>True.

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<v Speaker 3>I hear from a lot of guy comics that I'm

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<v Speaker 3>friends with. If I'm like, they'll say that other guys

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<v Speaker 3>are afraid of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Are these other guys? Are these other guys comedians? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so it don't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Civilians. I think it's not just comics.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's always been such a strange thing for me

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<v Speaker 3>to hear because I think I'm a nice person, but

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely have a pretty low bullshit tolerance and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>very blunt and I'm very straightforwards.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's go through some things that you feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you won't tolerate A man, somebody sitting on your bed

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<v Speaker 2>in their street clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you tolerate that?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no, above the covers, on the very edge of

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<v Speaker 3>the bed, in a transition face, while you're taking your

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<v Speaker 3>shoes off or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, see, I'm not tolerating.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's not I don't even want you to come

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<v Speaker 2>into my room with your street clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm there. Take your clothes off at the door with

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<v Speaker 1>your shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I will, Marie, my gay ass will show this body.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl. I'm all set. Okay, that's not.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not one of my particular rules. Okay, And I

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<v Speaker 3>don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 2>What about like you go on a date with a

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<v Speaker 2>guy and he's like, whoops, forgot my wallet, which I

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<v Speaker 2>have already eaten.

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<v Speaker 1>Tolerate that?

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<v Speaker 3>I would, I mean, there's nothing you can do about it,

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<v Speaker 3>so I would deal with the situation. But I mean, I'm,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, not hey, but I would definitely I would

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<v Speaker 3>call him out.

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<v Speaker 2>Janet I would be like, well, that's crazy because I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't bring minds either.

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<v Speaker 1>I've said that. I that's Janet.

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<v Speaker 3>I would feel too bad for the waitress I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna like true true, or you could be like I

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<v Speaker 3>would like I would pay, I would pay for it

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<v Speaker 3>while completely belittling him, and then never see.

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<v Speaker 1>Me real loud? Would you like real lad? So everybody

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<v Speaker 1>could hear. It would depend on the situation, but maybe

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<v Speaker 1>well let me hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you say, Oh, I mean I would just like

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<v Speaker 3>get quiet and mean and be like are you serious

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<v Speaker 3>right now? Like I don't have like a particular script,

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<v Speaker 3>but it just I don't know, I feel like I have.

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<v Speaker 1>One time I was on a date with a guy.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a fourth date or something, and we

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<v Speaker 3>had already been out a few times, like you know,

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<v Speaker 3>all day fun. It was great, it was a kiss, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we had already kissed, like it felt like it was

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<v Speaker 3>maybe going somewhere, and it was like our fourth date,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was just in a really shitty mood. Like

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<v Speaker 3>he was just like I don't know what his day had,

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<v Speaker 3>like he'd had a hard day, like and he like

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<v Speaker 3>his foot was hurting and like he got like a

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<v Speaker 3>parking take something like just a lot of dumb shit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like, okay, you're a grown up. You had a

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<v Speaker 3>bad day. I'm sorry I had a bad day. But

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<v Speaker 3>he was like pouting during the whole day. It was

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<v Speaker 3>like pulling teeth to talk to him. And I got

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<v Speaker 3>to a point where it's just like, what is what

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<v Speaker 3>is going on? Like you are acting like a baby,

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<v Speaker 3>You're in a bad mood, You're ruining this, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, I don't know what to do right now,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you could have canceled, Like yeah, I'm like that

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<v Speaker 3>if you can't, if you weren't like willing to be

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<v Speaker 3>here right now, then you shouldn't have come. Like you're

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<v Speaker 3>being rude right now in a way that I think

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<v Speaker 3>most people would not be comfortable calling out the uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 3>thing that's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, fuck this, this is ridiculous. What

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<v Speaker 1>are he saying?

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<v Speaker 3>He sort of apologized and like acknowledged, like you're right,

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<v Speaker 3>I just you know, I didn't want to cancel, but

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<v Speaker 3>and it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was just, no, he didn't want to cancel because he

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<v Speaker 2>was being nice, or he didn't want to cancel because

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<v Speaker 2>he wanted to see you, or he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>cancel because he thought it data before I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>some ass to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was unclear.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it was like a very I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 3>there's a whole other whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Was this a comedian? No, this is not a comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>This is I was like, worried that you got that

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<v Speaker 2>far with a comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>Four dates, four dates? I was like, yeah, we had

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<v Speaker 1>to go on dates.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that they would have hung out? The seller like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a date. We got some wings I bought

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<v Speaker 2>will I had a comedian take me to get burgers once. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a comedian that feeds me pretty regularly. But

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<v Speaker 2>I don't call those dates. We just be hanging out,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well he's taking me out too exactly. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>taking my sister rout. We went to brunch together. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to he just likes to eat meat. More of

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<v Speaker 1>these people. Okay, but who's this comedian who you had

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<v Speaker 1>a burger with? Oh? You know the one who pulled

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<v Speaker 1>this dick out in my house?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that he got your burger?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, pulled this dick out, like you know how hard

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<v Speaker 2>needs to get money to make up shan pay for

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<v Speaker 2>a burger for you, Janney. Let me let me back,

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<v Speaker 2>let me back up a little bit. Tell you what happened. So, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>this comic and I had hung out a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, I don't date comedians. And he came to

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<v Speaker 1>my house to pick something up. It was real late.

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<v Speaker 1>He was drunk and I was in my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Fixing my hair because two hairs were out of place,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like sliding you behind my ear or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>greasing my scalp, and he was on the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of the bathroom door, like, hey, can I come in

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<v Speaker 2>to use the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like I'm not doing anything an here, I'm coming

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<v Speaker 2>out and he's like, can I please come in? And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, you can come in, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>can I please enter? Like the way he asked was

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<v Speaker 2>like weird, And I was like, I swung the door

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<v Speaker 2>open and he's standing on the other side of the

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<v Speaker 2>door with his dick out but his pants were.

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<v Speaker 3>Still that's horrible. I would not have tolerant. I would

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<v Speaker 3>have yelled at somebody about that.

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<v Speaker 1>What I don't understand. What could the possible outcome be,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's not a sexy somebody didn't fucked him. That

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<v Speaker 1>means that move has worked before. Ye really it had

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<v Speaker 1>to have, because.

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<v Speaker 3>Men do I feel like I would ask like I

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<v Speaker 3>would the way I will handle that situation. I would

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<v Speaker 3>be like, explained to me your actions, Like how could

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<v Speaker 3>you possibly think that this is gonna be something I'd want?

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<v Speaker 3>But one thing, if he was like all the way naked,

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<v Speaker 3>like still not okay, but at least you're like, what

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<v Speaker 3>was this varsity blue?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>But like who I just feel like just like hanging

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<v Speaker 3>out of his fly dick's look gross like they are

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<v Speaker 3>They're not attractive to the eye, Like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Heard it was sturdy. Though I heard it was sturdy,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't terrible to look at.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I feel like even the good ones

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<v Speaker 3>are still not great to look at. Like that's not

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<v Speaker 3>what's attracted me to this situation that looks nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while. She forgets she's glamorizing it in

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<v Speaker 2>her mind. You've seen a pretty in.

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<v Speaker 3>Real life in a sexual situation, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you were at the gym maybe four years ago, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, exactly you remember in it like fondly, but

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<v Speaker 2>they don't they don't look But I had one guy

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<v Speaker 2>who was a model who had he was thick, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't bumpy and like.

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<v Speaker 2>The veins didn't look like it could talk. This being said,

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<v Speaker 2>Were you just gonna take a minute? If you think

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<v Speaker 2>you for a pretty dick, please tweet us DM dick pics,

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<v Speaker 2>DM said Janet High, I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotten a dick peck. I don't think I think people know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>people either to them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you scare guys where they don't even want to

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<v Speaker 2>send you a dick pic.

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<v Speaker 3>They think it's going to shrivel up and fall off

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<v Speaker 3>or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to cancel on dates with you, Dannet.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? It's unclear. I don't know. Guys

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<v Speaker 1>don't fuck with you at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I would have sex sometimes it's the craziest

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<v Speaker 3>thing that a man has ever done to you and

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<v Speaker 3>gotten away with or tried to get away.

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<v Speaker 1>No, let's do like bad behavior. Yeah. Uh have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever like somebody ever cheat or what? You never had

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<v Speaker 1>cheating that I know of? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty recently I was starting to see a guy who

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<v Speaker 3>wanted me to peg him.

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<v Speaker 1>Pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't a comedian, no, it was not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to get to the bottom of the teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what this is New York City. There are thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>million people here just like you. I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure Janet is not making bad decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. Janet, hold on, let's back up.

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<v Speaker 2>So peg him means strap on and like penetrate correct?

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<v Speaker 1>What borw was this man from Brooklyn?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, this is a new neighborhood Williamsburg.

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<v Speaker 3>No, so we had only been on a few dates,

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<v Speaker 3>but we hooked up a few times. Yeah, I brought

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<v Speaker 3>it up immediately, Like the first time we up, I

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<v Speaker 3>asked tip, I'd ever done it before? And I was like, wait, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>take us there, take us there, I'm you and your him.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh this is nice. So have you ever pegged before?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like straight up, like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like right out. It was like, I'm not smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not catual.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is that a game game is pig

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<v Speaker 2>and I mean I know what that was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, uh, not yet, but like maybe, but

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Not tonight, not tonight. Yeah you are a bitch, not tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not That's a nice way to say no, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And so then the next time we like that was

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<v Speaker 2>our second.

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<v Speaker 1>Date, we went out again.

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<v Speaker 3>The second date the first time, the first time we

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<v Speaker 3>ever like pooled around.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you really wanted you to stroke that prostates.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the next time we hung out again, like

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<v Speaker 3>as soon as we started fooling around, He's like, so

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<v Speaker 3>remember when I brought up. I'm like, yes, I remember

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<v Speaker 3>again not tonight, like maybe, And so then I was

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<v Speaker 3>just like, okay, am I gonna do this?

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like he really wants me to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>J wear you down.

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<v Speaker 3>I was I trying to be open minded. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not something I've done.

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<v Speaker 1>It to do you like you don't have a leg

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<v Speaker 1>strength for pay? You gotta have a minute. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>good more to pay.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not have, Sidney. Would you peg somebody if

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<v Speaker 2>they asked you to peg them? No, Like I would

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<v Speaker 2>peg a white man, Marie. But then obviously wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>somebody that I want to be in a relationship with

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<v Speaker 2>because I wouldn't be able to take you. I would like,

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<v Speaker 2>like I strapped one for a white man and be

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<v Speaker 2>like this for my obsess I feel like that's the right.

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<v Speaker 1>Approach, Marie. I don't see it. I mean you will.

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<v Speaker 1>You would never see it, though, dude. We wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>taking pictures or.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe sleeping on the couch though, I'm like, what's going

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<v Speaker 2>on in there. Okay, Jennet, So he's he brings it

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<v Speaker 2>up again, but yeah, brought up twice.

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<v Speaker 1>You thinking I'm thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about it with everybody, like kind of hyping

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<v Speaker 3>myself up, like whatever, try I'll try anything one sort

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<v Speaker 3>of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how did you weigh the pros and cons of this?

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<v Speaker 2>It was, first of all, he gotta buy one, he

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<v Speaker 2>had one. No, no, I'm not pegging you with somebody

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<v Speaker 2>else's strap strap on. I need a new strap one,

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<v Speaker 2>the straps that you used to put it.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a new harness. I need a new harness.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a new belt. Yeah, you need a new Venus belt. Yeah. Okay,

0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:35.880
<v Speaker 1>so you weigh the pros and cause you say you'll try.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was into him, like he's she was into

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<v Speaker 1>it enough that she considered plugging his butt, right, But

0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:46.760
<v Speaker 1>so anyway, I was like, it's a commitment, just letting

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, I should know?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you shouldn't you? Why are you acting like surprise bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Like how but I like how horrified you were the idea?

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<v Speaker 1>But but peggs people do I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Technically pegging is a woman anally penetrating a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Never I mean, I've put a finger in a man's butt.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I've never done that. That's gross. You are an animal.

0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:16.359
<v Speaker 1>Don't touch nothing to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Once he took a shower, I took a shower, right,

0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:21.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Molly this time. Molly came up today. So wait, Jannet. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So besides that, you do so you liked him? I

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<v Speaker 1>liked him.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about it and I was kind of like, whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>can you give us a tiny.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of background on him? Was he like a doctor?

0:22:35.520 --> 0:22:35.880
<v Speaker 1>A lawyer?

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<v Speaker 2>In my mind, he was like a blue like a

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<v Speaker 2>white collar.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's like was he a real estate guy that

0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:42.439
<v Speaker 1>goes to open He's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a creative type, like a creative artist, yeah, or

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<v Speaker 2>a musician Anthony.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna give any more personal too. He was

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<v Speaker 1>I was his name Jake.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I just want to kind of guess, have you

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<v Speaker 3>guessed the types of names of guys? I won't go

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<v Speaker 3>out anyway, So between like the third date and the

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<v Speaker 3>fourth date, there was like a week and a half

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<v Speaker 3>went by, and I was like, Okay, maybe you know,

0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:09.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna keep an open mind and like maybe you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like googled some stuff.

0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:11.639
<v Speaker 1>Are you doing squats and stuff.

0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Were you No, I should have should have?

0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Did you google stuff with an incognito window?

0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:18.040
<v Speaker 2>You did?

0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I did use the INCA.

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<v Speaker 3>That might have been the first time I ever used

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<v Speaker 3>the incact.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, doesn't keep your history, it's a secret like

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<v Speaker 1>way to search.

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<v Speaker 2>Marie you, how do you not know about the because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not afraid. Could she just be on the train googling.

0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:36.680
<v Speaker 2>She's like, sir, how do you spell peg? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>w w w w?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So we go on the fourth date and I was

0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:50.080
<v Speaker 3>in like not the best I was like, now I

0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:50.360
<v Speaker 3>was in.

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<v Speaker 1>The bad mood.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it was fine, but I was like a little

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<v Speaker 3>anxious whatever about the pegging?

0:23:55.800 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 1>But I'm among others. Yeah, so I was like not

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<v Speaker 1>my about Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I was like just came straight from work and

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<v Speaker 3>like so I was like not my best date self.

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean I was still charming as hell, but I

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:09.199
<v Speaker 3>was not my most charming Anyway. We go back to

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:14.680
<v Speaker 3>his place Walla Dicks and uh mean again we start

0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:17.199
<v Speaker 3>falling around and he brings it up. He's like, you

0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:18.640
<v Speaker 3>can say no, and I'm like, I know I can

0:24:18.680 --> 0:24:21.439
<v Speaker 3>say no, but I'm open, Like I didn't seem like whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>like right.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, also, I said no twice already and you've been

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<v Speaker 2>like but remember.

0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:30.200
<v Speaker 1>So she said not tonight. She never said I hadn't

0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:35.800
<v Speaker 1>given a herd no. But so I did it. We

0:24:35.880 --> 0:24:39.679
<v Speaker 1>did that. It did not go well. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>it was super awkward.

0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:43.800
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:45.720
<v Speaker 2>know you did, of course, I can tell the way

0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:47.920
<v Speaker 2>you probably planted your feet and you were like no.

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:50.280
<v Speaker 2>He was like did you did you sit? And he

0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:51.600
<v Speaker 2>sat on top of them. There.

0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 1>We tried a few different ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Janet, I learned something new about people went very well?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, Okay, I was not. I was like pretty.

0:25:02.960 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 3>Uncomfortable and like, you know, I'm a confident woman, but.

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:10.199
<v Speaker 1>Not to peg I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>I went.

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<v Speaker 1>I went in and then I was just.

0:25:13.320 --> 0:25:16.119
<v Speaker 2>Like, girl, you can't go in like it's a brunch, okay,

0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:19.400
<v Speaker 2>you gotta go in like to your professional.

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Exactly, like how do you practice? You have to take

0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 1>the day off work. You can't come straight from work

0:25:23.920 --> 0:25:25.080
<v Speaker 1>to oh, how do you practice?

0:25:25.119 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 2>You go to a basement Jamaican party and you know

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:32.440
<v Speaker 2>how guys like do that dance behind a woman? That's

0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:35.440
<v Speaker 2>what you should be doing behind a man, right, And

0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 2>that's what you learned.

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Didn't go well, like if you guys couldn't get it in,

0:25:39.840 --> 0:25:43.040
<v Speaker 1>or you couldn't get the strokes right, all of the above.

0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:45.760
<v Speaker 1>But he'd done it before, right, But he was not

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:48.080
<v Speaker 1>like as good of a coach as I was hoping,

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:50.720
<v Speaker 1>who the fuck is coaching? Because he just wanted to

0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:53.760
<v Speaker 1>be dominated, I guess, and I was not dominating ready

0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:53.960
<v Speaker 1>for it.

0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 2>He should have paid you for that, because that is

0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:58.159
<v Speaker 2>that's not like he needs somebody who knows how to do.

0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:00.680
<v Speaker 1>This, should bring your male roommate or so, yeah, that

0:26:00.840 --> 0:26:04.400
<v Speaker 1>sounds like, actually, so what do you do after pegging goes?

0:26:04.600 --> 0:26:07.720
<v Speaker 1>We went to we like I slept over, No neither

0:26:09.520 --> 0:26:15.600
<v Speaker 1>in the like what did I life looking? He's just

0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 1>looking at your cast, like she look how big how

0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 1>calves are? But one tier probably went down, like where

0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:25.040
<v Speaker 1>did I go wrong? And then I woke up the

0:26:25.080 --> 0:26:27.760
<v Speaker 1>next morning, went straight to work and then go to

0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:30.439
<v Speaker 1>work after or night. I went to work from the pigs.

0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I went to run a carnival at a homeless shelter.

0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 1>That was what I did for girl.

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I would have called out of work at a homeless shelter.

0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 2>She that's like volunteer work exactly. Just don't show up

0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:44.199
<v Speaker 2>paying you don't even show up be like something came up,

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean went down, went down, And then he never

0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:50.680
<v Speaker 2>contacted me.

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I would never, I would change my name. You should

0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:54.920
<v Speaker 1>have messaged him like, hey, what you said?

0:26:58.640 --> 0:27:02.560
<v Speaker 3>This is where I'm I'm a bit and I'm like, no,

0:27:02.720 --> 0:27:05.840
<v Speaker 3>you're not ghosting me after this happened, you like that's

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 3>fucking crazy. So over like over the weekend, I sort

0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 3>of like put a like, hey, how's it going, like

0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 3>cause he was out of town. I'm like, let me

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:14.240
<v Speaker 3>know if you want to hang out and you get back,

0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:17.359
<v Speaker 3>and he responded but didn't make any plans. And then

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 3>like a full week went by and I was like

0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:22.760
<v Speaker 3>this is nonsense, and I sent him like a long

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 3>angry text message. I was like listen, like I tried yet,

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 3>like I think you know, I wouldn't have done that

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 3>if I thought I was never going to see you again,

0:27:31.760 --> 0:27:33.879
<v Speaker 3>and like I was uncomfortable, and I was like trying

0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:34.520
<v Speaker 3>to be open.

0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I would only do it if I was never going

0:27:36.119 --> 0:27:43.879
<v Speaker 2>to see you again. That's that's a different approach, Marie.

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I cannot You're all PEG matters, so you So I

0:27:49.680 --> 0:27:52.480
<v Speaker 2>was like listen, like, you know, that was messed up, Like,

0:27:52.560 --> 0:27:53.720
<v Speaker 2>don't do that to anybody else.

0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't cool. What do you say?

0:27:56.080 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 3>He like apologized, but whatever, it was kind of a

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 3>like that was the problem.

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:02.440
<v Speaker 1>You're not an expert. It's not what you do.

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:04.840
<v Speaker 2>I am not the expert on pegging. That's not what

0:28:04.920 --> 0:28:08.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm here for. Is that the unofficial expert of pegging? Janet.

0:28:08.119 --> 0:28:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I can see the way you do your hair. You're

0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 2>not trying to peg. You gotta slick that ship back.

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.440
<v Speaker 2>You know, you gotta jail the sides. If you're going pig,

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:19.159
<v Speaker 2>your bangs is in the way. Yeah, you can't, like

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 2>while you're pegging, like your bangs are like in your eye,

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Like it's a work. That's real, bad dude. I feel

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:26.760
<v Speaker 2>like I love that story so much. That was a

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:29.640
<v Speaker 2>great story and maybe that should be in your radio

0:28:29.680 --> 0:28:32.360
<v Speaker 2>show bery. I don't think we can say that on SEC. Yeah,

0:28:32.400 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 2>you deaf can't radio. That's pretty explosive. Yeah, we can't

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>say anything loot the city? Oh yeah no as plays

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:43.880
<v Speaker 2>So Janet, men think you're a bitch. What about it

0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:47.120
<v Speaker 2>at work? Like where does the bitch start end and

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 2>finish or liked and finishes.

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 1>So I'm overwhelmed by this whole story thinking about all

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the people you could have pigged. I know just a

0:28:58.880 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 1>little bit.

0:29:00.280 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 3>So I work in an office with a lot of

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:06.000
<v Speaker 3>like young women, and I say women to be generous

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.000
<v Speaker 3>because I like to say women instead of girls. But

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:10.400
<v Speaker 3>but they're like and they would call themselves girls like

0:29:10.560 --> 0:29:13.680
<v Speaker 3>they're twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, their parents are

0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:16.960
<v Speaker 3>still there and they're you know, a lot of them

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:21.000
<v Speaker 3>is their first job. Like they don't know nothing nothing,

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 3>They don't know what to do. They don't know like

0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 3>how it's appropriate to ask for something or like So

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 3>for me, I'm definitely like if somebody asks me to

0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:34.680
<v Speaker 3>do something helpful, like I'll help do something. But if

0:29:34.680 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 3>you're asking me to do something that like you really

0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:40.040
<v Speaker 3>should be doing, I will say yes, I will not

0:29:40.200 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 3>have a nice look on my face, and I will

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:44.120
<v Speaker 3>show you how to do it, like that sort of

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 3>thing to show somebody how to do yes, you how

0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 3>to do it again, and then if they ask me again,

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:53.680
<v Speaker 3>I'll be like this, you're supposed to do this, like

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 3>I'll help you, but this is yours. And just like

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:58.960
<v Speaker 3>saying no to things when if somebody's asking me to

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 3>do something that they should be doing, you'd be like

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 3>being firm, like being polite but firm and being like, no,

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:05.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't have time to.

0:30:06.000 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Do that, Sydney. How do you say, oh, no, I

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 1>don't have time to do that. That's what I say.

0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I work too, That's why I don't bartend no more.

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 1>This guy, I have a vodka soda.

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't have time to do that. Let me

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 2>show you how to do it. You put the vodka in,

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 2>after you put in the ice, then you throw the

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 2>soda on, Sidney.

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:24.280
<v Speaker 1>How do you say no?

0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 3>At work?

0:30:25.880 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you just be like nah, I just don't.

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Look anybody in the eyes, Like I don't give them

0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 2>direct eye contact. So like if I'm not looking, then

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 2>they maybe they assumed that I didn't hear and that.

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll just act like I didn't hear it. That's a

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:40.320
<v Speaker 1>real thing.

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, if it's somebody who I work with

0:30:42.880 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 2>and they asked me to do something, people don't ask

0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:47.840
<v Speaker 2>me to do shit at work because they already know

0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 2>my face already looks like a no. So I make

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 2>it so uncomfortable for you to ask me to do

0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 2>something Like sometimes somebody can't make it to their table

0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, well, Sidney, can you bring this red

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:00.280
<v Speaker 2>bull of there?

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like this one can of red bull? Girl? No,

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not like I'm on my phone. Can't you tell?

0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm about to post this fly ass photo, I

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 2>don't have time to drop this red bull off. I mean,

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 2>I used to be really helpful, helpful, and I say

0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:20.160
<v Speaker 2>yes a lot, but I do that outside of work

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 2>a lot. I rarely say no, I'm exhausted. My friends

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 2>people that I know, I'm always willing to help. But

0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 2>at work that's where I can put my foot down

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 2>a little bit more. But it is hard as a

0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:37.120
<v Speaker 2>woman to tell somebody no. That's like maybe higher up,

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 2>that's extremely hard.

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 3>And that's where, Yeah, I mean, I feel like in

0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of different jobs, I've had experiences with bosses

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 3>who are like really kind of force full and sometimes

0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 3>like ask for things that maybe they shouldn't right.

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't mean like inappropriate.

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 3>I just mean they're just like demand nothing like that,

0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 3>but they demand a lot or they like ask for

0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 3>something and they're like I need it immediately. That kind

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:03.720
<v Speaker 3>of stuff where it's like no, that's not how it's

0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 3>supposed to work, like you need to like give people

0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 3>reasonable times and like I try to teach the younger

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 3>girls like how to push back against that, like respectfully

0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 3>but being like I will get this to you by

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:16.280
<v Speaker 3>the end.

0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Of the day or whatever it is. You look like

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:20.479
<v Speaker 1>the type if you came in my bar of like, yo,

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 1>is she going to talk to the manager?

0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 2>So, Jenny, do like the type to be like that's

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I need to speak to it very mean, that's very

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 2>meany you too?

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever asked to speak to a manager? I

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 1>don't think so.

0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to think it wouldn't ever be.

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:37.800
<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't ever be.

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:41.320
<v Speaker 3>Like I like with with servers and weightsaff like I

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 3>am super polite, like I get that their job is

0:32:44.800 --> 0:32:46.719
<v Speaker 3>hard and most people are rude because I think I'm

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't think I'm rude.

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:50.240
<v Speaker 1>Might pop, but I'm not going to be rude to somebody.

0:32:50.280 --> 0:32:52.240
<v Speaker 3>The only time I would ever ask to see a

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 3>manager would almost be to like help out the server

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 3>because it's like, I know this isn't your thing and

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:58.480
<v Speaker 3>I need to like, oh, and maybe if I were

0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 3>doing that because I'm like with my uncle who's being

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 3>a dick, or something like that. So I want to

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 3>handle the situation as like kind of apologize, No, that's fine, okay,

0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:09.240
<v Speaker 3>but I can accept that I might look.

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Like you also look like you might yelp some shiit,

0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 1>so like, yeo, you don't yell. You don't be like

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:20.000
<v Speaker 1>this to the tartar was too tartar. And I found

0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 1>a bang hair not picky. When I find a hair,

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I eat around it.

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 2>You are the nasty expert. I might be hairy rice

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:35.520
<v Speaker 2>and putting things in hairy, but I am shocked. So, Janet,

0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:40.680
<v Speaker 2>do people call you a bitch all the time or

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:42.400
<v Speaker 2>like is that the word that they use?

0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Like how do they address you? I don't get it.

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>This is where I don't know because I don't get

0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:49.000
<v Speaker 1>it to my face a.

0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Lot because you look like if somebody said it to

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 2>you and you're oh.

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's sayings.

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:56.320
<v Speaker 3>I think that this might be an opinion people have

0:33:56.520 --> 0:34:00.200
<v Speaker 3>of me, or I'll hear like kind of here's say

0:34:00.200 --> 0:34:02.320
<v Speaker 3>about it. But I don't think because any people who

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:04.960
<v Speaker 3>know me well know that I'm not. But it's people

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:06.960
<v Speaker 3>who only know me a little bit well.

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:09.960
<v Speaker 2>I think that's the thing, right, Like when when you're

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:14.240
<v Speaker 2>confident and you don't have time to waste on people's

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 2>dumb questions or like you know how sometimes guys will

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:18.360
<v Speaker 2>try to flirt with you and they'll try to like

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:20.000
<v Speaker 2>they'll be like like I was just at the store

0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 2>and the guy was like, miss, can you show me

0:34:22.600 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 2>which one is the parsley? And I was like, I

0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:26.319
<v Speaker 2>don't know what you're saying, sir, No, I don't have time,

0:34:26.840 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, I just want to know which. I'll like,

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:29.800
<v Speaker 2>you came to pick something up and don't know what

0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:32.800
<v Speaker 2>you picking up, sir. Right, But like somebody like that'll see.

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.279
<v Speaker 1>Me and be like, oh, yeah, she's not right which is?

0:34:35.680 --> 0:34:38.240
<v Speaker 3>And see, to me, the thing is that person's being rude.

0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 3>That's my whole thing of like a lot of times

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 3>one personal start being rude and then the response is

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 3>for most women like, oh, I've got to play it nice.

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 3>I gotta like ease this situation and I want to escalate.

0:34:50.640 --> 0:34:51.320
<v Speaker 1>It can escalate.

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 3>So we're trained so much be like, don't you don't

0:34:53.640 --> 0:34:55.360
<v Speaker 3>want to piss anybody off because they could hurt you.

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:56.239
<v Speaker 1>And that's real.

0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you should look at me as the

0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 2>queen that I am and know that if you say something.

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:04.120
<v Speaker 2>I will say something back, and it's gonna be something

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:07.760
<v Speaker 2>that's gonna make you feel real little escalate a situation.

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes I will, but like not.

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Not so much anymore because I feel like somebody might

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 2>cut me with a knife on the train.

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 1>It's possible that. I mean, it's scary to realize, like

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 1>so much of this.

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 3>That why women feel like they can't be assertive or

0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 3>they can't so because they're scared.

0:35:27.160 --> 0:35:29.000
<v Speaker 1>There's a girl who just got killed for saying no.

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 1>The guy was trying to talk to her in the street.

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:35.359
<v Speaker 1>She was that happens like every couple of years. Yeah,

0:35:35.640 --> 0:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>it's real thing. It's scary, but we.

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Should be allowed to say no and like legitimate no

0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:46.839
<v Speaker 3>and not have that even be question considered rude. It's

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:49.080
<v Speaker 3>like like I was on the train yesterday, you know,

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:52.920
<v Speaker 3>headphones in, like zoned out, and there was it was

0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:54.640
<v Speaker 3>like a crowded train, and there was a guy next

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:57.000
<v Speaker 3>to me that like I kept like, you know, we

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:58.640
<v Speaker 3>were like bumping into each other a little bit, and

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:00.200
<v Speaker 3>I could tell he was like looking at me a lot,

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:02.560
<v Speaker 3>and I was just like not paying attention. And I

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 3>got off the train and he I don't know, if

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:07.360
<v Speaker 3>he was gonna get off anywhere or not. He like

0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:09.360
<v Speaker 3>followed me off the train and was walking next to

0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:12.719
<v Speaker 3>me and started talking to me, and like I took out.

0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 1>The headphones and like looked kind of like what do

0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 1>you want?

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:17.640
<v Speaker 3>And like, because I'll get people directions, I don't mind,

0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm happy to do that. But he was just

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:21.279
<v Speaker 3>like trying to ask me out, and I was like

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 3>and like we were then on the streets, like where

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.800
<v Speaker 3>do you live? And I'm like near here by, like

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:28.120
<v Speaker 3>walked away, yeah, And then I had to like look

0:36:28.200 --> 0:36:29.840
<v Speaker 3>behind my back to make sure he wasn't following me

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:33.560
<v Speaker 3>to my apartment. Like that's like when he was being

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:34.839
<v Speaker 3>inappropriate and rude.

0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Man looked like he's just like a well fat white guy.

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:39.439
<v Speaker 1>Did he have a flip flop?

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:42.359
<v Speaker 2>Because I felt like I would do that, But if

0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:45.120
<v Speaker 2>he had, you could take him because he can't really run.

0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I was not afraid of this person. Like

0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>black man would also do that. He wouldn't have flip

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 1>flops on it. If you would not he had on

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:54.880
<v Speaker 1>a boot, if he.

0:36:54.880 --> 0:36:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Had a Timberlan boo, he wouldn't be able to run

0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:58.919
<v Speaker 2>after you anyway, So you'd be fine. Shoes wouldn't be lacey,

0:36:59.840 --> 0:37:02.759
<v Speaker 2>he would trip over them. He would senderella right out

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 2>them shoot people.

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, but yeah, I don't.

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 2>We shouldn't be afraid to just be honest. But have

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:16.239
<v Speaker 2>you ever been in a situation where like you made

0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 2>a scene just becuz because you can't seem like the type,

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 2>they don't make a scene.

0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I've made scenes, get into a jam, But.

0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Talk about like the most dramatic scene, because that's the

0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:30.880
<v Speaker 2>first thing I go to when I see like a

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:33.880
<v Speaker 2>woman like screaming, going like going off.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, bitch, like, calm down, is it that serious?

0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:40.279
<v Speaker 2>If I don't, if I didn't get the backstory, I'm like,

0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:43.719
<v Speaker 2>what's up? Well, everything looks crazy out of context, right Yeah.

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 2>My thing when I am getting ready to make a

0:37:46.040 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 2>scene is do I want to be the angry black

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:48.880
<v Speaker 2>woman today?

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:52.759
<v Speaker 1>And usually I don't, so I'll just like, I'll I'll

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 1>curse you out real quiet, right, See, I don't. I

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 1>don't have to deal with that. I mean the going

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:01.759
<v Speaker 1>to the manager, like the white woman version of that.

0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:03.800
<v Speaker 2>I guess not even because I feel like going to

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:06.480
<v Speaker 2>the manager is not even No, it's not nearly as

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 2>bad as a stereotype.

0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:10.000
<v Speaker 3>But so I feel like sometimes I don't know that

0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:11.920
<v Speaker 3>I've made a scene on my own behalf, but I

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:14.400
<v Speaker 3>feel like if I, like whatever the bystander stuff, if

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:16.359
<v Speaker 3>I saw somebody else, like I'm not afraid to start

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:18.960
<v Speaker 3>yelling in public and like publicly shaming someone if they're

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 3>doing something wrong, like I would feel like I'm comfortable

0:38:22.200 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 3>as a white woman being like.

0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Sure, I see your penis out on the train, Like,

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:30.520
<v Speaker 1>and I get everybody on the car. There's a black lady.

0:38:30.560 --> 0:38:32.480
<v Speaker 2>There's a video of some woman that's yelling at this

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 2>guy because she she's going off.

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:36.600
<v Speaker 1>She said he was jerking off on the train and she's.

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Like, you're doing that freaky shit and she was like,

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:41.880
<v Speaker 2>next stop, I don't even care for she'll stop and

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:44.440
<v Speaker 2>not you're getting off the train. And he was like

0:38:45.320 --> 0:38:47.360
<v Speaker 2>like everybody just looked, and somebody got the video and

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.160
<v Speaker 2>she's just yelling at him. I guess it was an

0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 2>express train because they were on train for work. Oh god,

0:38:51.680 --> 0:38:54.399
<v Speaker 2>a long time without his stopping. And then he got

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:55.760
<v Speaker 2>off at the next step and she's.

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Like he's touching himself.

0:38:56.640 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 3>This kid's he and I thing like, how many people

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 3>saw that at least twenty other people saw that, but

0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:05.359
<v Speaker 3>nobody wants to say anything because nobody wants to be afraid.

0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:06.759
<v Speaker 1>That he's gonna whip his dick out and throw it

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 1>on my face.

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, why that's if he's jerking off in public, he's

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:12.719
<v Speaker 2>probably going to hit.

0:39:12.680 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Me with his dick many steps back.

0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:19.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm all set. I will quietly watch him jerk off

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:21.320
<v Speaker 2>and be like whoo, no, sidnel pull her phone in

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 2>and be like, look at this, because no, you know,

0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:25.600
<v Speaker 2>my phone will be dead. My phone stay dead. So

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll be tapping in person it's a seven eight, and

0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 2>then wait till I get wi fi by that. That

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.400
<v Speaker 2>is so crazy, ik I've.

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Ever seen it. I've never seen anybody jerking off on

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:39.520
<v Speaker 1>the train, but.

0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:43.120
<v Speaker 2>I definitely like have yelled at people in public and

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 2>then thought about it like was I going off or

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 2>was I protecting myself?

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I've yelled at We're allowed to do

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:52.799
<v Speaker 1>both of those things.

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 2>You're allowed to like lose it once in a while

0:39:55.880 --> 0:39:57.880
<v Speaker 2>just because he had a hard day or whatever.

0:39:58.160 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 1>We've had enough.

0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 2>And then we're also to protect ourselves always, always, and

0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:07.560
<v Speaker 2>sometimes we just be in dramatic and we deserve to

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 2>be fired.

0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:12.560
<v Speaker 1>You know, are you serious? I never deserve to get fired.

0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't care if I throw up while I'm on

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:18.280
<v Speaker 2>the job and fall asleep in a stall. That happened

0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:23.520
<v Speaker 2>to you when sixteen three years ago. But they said,

0:40:23.560 --> 0:40:25.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't fire me you because of that. They said that

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:27.920
<v Speaker 2>happens to everybody. Everybody blacks out and pass out in

0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:30.319
<v Speaker 2>the middle of their shift. It's because you were coming

0:40:30.400 --> 0:40:31.600
<v Speaker 2>late all the time, and it acted like.

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 1>You didn't want to got you. I just was on time.

0:40:35.520 --> 0:40:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I could have just threw up and passed out.

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:39.520
<v Speaker 2>Every job I've ever gotten fired from, which is every

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:41.799
<v Speaker 2>job I've ever had, I deserve to be fired from.

0:40:42.080 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, Janet, Yeah, Janet.

0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Now, we used to go to open mics together and

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:52.839
<v Speaker 2>you would tell these dudes what it is like. They

0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:54.759
<v Speaker 2>would say a comment and you would be in the

0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:59.240
<v Speaker 2>back and you would hit them with some like feminist, lyricist, lounge,

0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:05.400
<v Speaker 2>deaf comedy, death comedy, death comedy, jams.

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:05.880
<v Speaker 1>And May Angelou.

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you would say stuff in the back and I'm like, Wow,

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:11.759
<v Speaker 2>she's really heckling at this mic.

0:41:11.880 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 3>I have no problems with heckling at open mics. I

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:16.800
<v Speaker 3>don't understand why that doesn't happen more often, I feel.

0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:19.680
<v Speaker 2>But we would just laugh at them when the stuff

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:21.920
<v Speaker 2>wasn't hitting me and Sydney would laugh at people at

0:41:21.960 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 2>mics and like shout things out, and somebody called us

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:27.480
<v Speaker 2>the two old guys from the Muppets. Yeah that's and

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:29.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like a beautiful compliment, thank you so much.

0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:32.680
<v Speaker 2>But then after the mike, Janna would pull the dude

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.319
<v Speaker 2>aside and be like, well, this is why that didn't work.

0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes, not always, I will help you with your bit.

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:41.000
<v Speaker 1>So there's two categories.

0:41:41.200 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 3>There's guys that are like never gonna be funny, that

0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:47.279
<v Speaker 3>aren't good, that don't have jokes, that just say crazy shit,

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 3>Y's horrible, yes, And with those I sort of pick

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:53.720
<v Speaker 3>and choose, like I'm not going to change their mind,

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:55.799
<v Speaker 3>but sometimes I have to say something or else it's

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:57.400
<v Speaker 3>gonna make me go crazy. So if I go up

0:41:57.440 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 3>after one of those guys, I'll like spend a minute

0:42:00.320 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 3>tearing them down, like, yeah, I'd like to.

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Fact check people.

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 3>So that's something I have a tendency to do, Like

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:09.520
<v Speaker 3>if they say something that's just straight up wrong, I'll

0:42:09.560 --> 0:42:12.919
<v Speaker 3>correct them. And sometimes i'd yell that from the back

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 3>because it just pisses me off, Like, don't be wrong,

0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:19.320
<v Speaker 3>like be funny, like make a joke, don't say so.

0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:21.920
<v Speaker 2>I think that's the biggest thing about comedy that I

0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:25.600
<v Speaker 2>have a problem with, right, because when I think of comedy,

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I think of entertainment. I go to comedy shows. I mean,

0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:30.879
<v Speaker 2>I don't really go to comedy shows, but like as

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 2>a performer, I feel like people come to comedy shows

0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:36.240
<v Speaker 2>to be entertained. Right, don't be up here yelling about

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:38.799
<v Speaker 2>your ex girlfriend and how she cheating on you when

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:41.360
<v Speaker 2>she's a hoe. Now, if it's not funny, you're just

0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 2>it's a sad yeah, said sad play.

0:42:45.560 --> 0:42:48.600
<v Speaker 3>I think there's this attitude with a lot of especially

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 3>new comics and guys, that like the most shocking thing

0:42:53.320 --> 0:42:55.840
<v Speaker 3>is the funniest thing. So they'll just like throw in

0:42:56.920 --> 0:43:01.439
<v Speaker 3>the word rape or abortion or whatever like talk about yeah,

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:04.560
<v Speaker 3>or like talk about hating people, like to just get

0:43:04.920 --> 0:43:07.840
<v Speaker 3>to like shock people. It's like, yeah, that's not funny

0:43:08.040 --> 0:43:10.440
<v Speaker 3>unless there's a joke, unless there's a punchline.

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:12.560
<v Speaker 1>You're just saying, well, that's the shitty thing.

0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:16.840
<v Speaker 2>They see Luis k or Chris Ruck or these people Bilburr,

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 2>and they're like Oh, they say shocking things all the time.

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 2>They got jokes though, but also they've been doing comedy

0:43:22.520 --> 0:43:25.520
<v Speaker 2>for twenty something years, right, Like they know how to

0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 2>structure something so that it's not offensive.

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.920
<v Speaker 3>Right, and so those like there are some that are whatever,

0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:32.840
<v Speaker 3>they're never gonna be good. But then if there are

0:43:32.880 --> 0:43:35.279
<v Speaker 3>guys that I'm friendly with that they have a joke,

0:43:35.360 --> 0:43:37.800
<v Speaker 3>they have an idea, but sometimes they'll still lean on

0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 3>that stuff or they'll say something that's like kind of

0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 3>ignorant for them. I'm like, I want you to be good.

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 3>I like this could be a good joke. You're saying

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 3>this dumb thing that like makes me hate you right now,

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 3>and it's gonna make other women.

0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Hate you if they hear you say I know you're

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 1>a good dude, and you don't mean it like that.

0:43:52.600 --> 0:43:55.480
<v Speaker 1>So see, I feel like that. I mean, you sound nice.

0:43:55.760 --> 0:43:58.320
<v Speaker 1>You don't sound like I am very nice person. You

0:43:58.440 --> 0:43:58.960
<v Speaker 1>are nice.

0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 3>So I actually I am starting a new podcast, okay

0:44:03.560 --> 0:44:05.760
<v Speaker 3>called Dude Talks to a Lady, Which.

0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 1>This is like the whole point.

0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:09.440
<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to hear I interview mail comics about

0:44:09.480 --> 0:44:10.560
<v Speaker 3>their jokes about women.

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Can I like tell you some people that you should interview.

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:17.600
<v Speaker 3>For suggestions, because I wanted to be like the full

0:44:17.719 --> 0:44:21.040
<v Speaker 3>range of guys that are like tell jokes about women

0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:23.680
<v Speaker 3>that are funny and good and like, you know, maybe

0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:25.960
<v Speaker 3>would be controversial, but like I still laugh at and

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 3>think it's funny. And then also like dudes they're like, yeah,

0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:33.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm sexist, and here it is that are also like,

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:34.920
<v Speaker 3>you know, I don't want I'm not gonna be inviting

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:36.600
<v Speaker 3>the guys from open mics that like can't string a

0:44:36.680 --> 0:44:38.960
<v Speaker 3>joke together that just says just.

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:42.399
<v Speaker 1>Hurt they feeling. But I wanted to definitely get those

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 1>the ones who listened to our podcast Girls Open My Guys,

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:49.560
<v Speaker 1>we love you. No, that's not what I'm gonna say.

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Good love getting some spots.

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:57.319
<v Speaker 2>Marisa is gonna be waiting outside of the show for us.

0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:02.120
<v Speaker 2>They won't be at the show inside perform see Janet,

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:03.040
<v Speaker 2>that's a bitch.

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Goes on.

0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:08.799
<v Speaker 3>I feel less qualified at doctor to Marie. I feel

0:45:08.840 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 3>like she's got it unlockedown.

0:45:10.880 --> 0:45:13.959
<v Speaker 2>I learned a lot from you, I do. I really

0:45:14.040 --> 0:45:16.240
<v Speaker 2>do feel like that. Now, do you have any advice

0:45:17.000 --> 0:45:23.320
<v Speaker 2>for women who are like afraid of not seeming nice

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:25.440
<v Speaker 2>or lay like any situation?

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 3>I think that you can be firm and polite, and

0:45:29.880 --> 0:45:32.000
<v Speaker 3>that is like as long as you are polite and

0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:34.840
<v Speaker 3>respectful to other people, Like you don't have to be

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:38.480
<v Speaker 3>sweet and nice, so like firm, figure out, yeah, like

0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:40.320
<v Speaker 3>figure out, and you can say those things with a

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 3>big old smile. Like I used to live in Texas

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 3>where some of the meanest bitches, like we'll say that

0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:50.880
<v Speaker 3>that's sure, yes, but like you know, the whole like

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:54.360
<v Speaker 3>lessure heart, Like say the meanest fucking thing with a

0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:57.760
<v Speaker 3>big sugary smile on your face. Is like that works,

0:45:57.880 --> 0:45:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Like that's a So I feel like I kind of

0:46:00.360 --> 0:46:03.120
<v Speaker 3>have that approach sometimes, so you can say no to

0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:04.960
<v Speaker 3>something and still be nice about it.

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 1>And like I feel like sometimes people say no and

0:46:08.680 --> 0:46:13.400
<v Speaker 1>nice it sounds condescending, so like oh't know, what's the

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 1>whole damn No, I can't do it right. You don't

0:46:16.000 --> 0:46:17.160
<v Speaker 1>have to be I mean, you don't have to be

0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:17.840
<v Speaker 1>sweet about it.

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:19.560
<v Speaker 3>But I feel like for some people that I like

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 3>can't say no to anyone, and I mean mostly like

0:46:22.840 --> 0:46:24.920
<v Speaker 3>even with friends and something. You know, if somebody asking

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:28.759
<v Speaker 3>me for a neighbor that's not appropriate to you know, like, oh, well,

0:46:28.760 --> 0:46:30.120
<v Speaker 3>you come pick me up from the airport and it's

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 3>like a two hour drive for you when they could

0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:32.839
<v Speaker 3>take a fifteen dollars cab.

0:46:33.000 --> 0:46:35.879
<v Speaker 1>Like no, you should say no, like that kind of thing. Yeah,

0:46:36.440 --> 0:46:38.080
<v Speaker 1>some people just don't know how to do that.

0:46:38.280 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 3>And so to me, it's like trying to figure out,

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 3>like what do you actually want and like be okay

0:46:43.680 --> 0:46:44.600
<v Speaker 3>with admitting it.

0:46:45.000 --> 0:46:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Whether it's okay knowing what you want, that's what damn, Janet, Janet.

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna list a couple of things and then you

0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:53.320
<v Speaker 2>tell me if you would say yes or no to

0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:53.799
<v Speaker 2>these things.

0:46:54.320 --> 0:46:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Is it's a quiz?

0:46:55.280 --> 0:46:59.359
<v Speaker 3>So these are like favors, hypothetical favors. These are favor Okay, okay,

0:46:59.840 --> 0:47:03.640
<v Speaker 3>I need to borrow five hundred dollars. You don't need no,

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:05.960
<v Speaker 3>whow no, Wow.

0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable, Janet.

0:47:10.160 --> 0:47:15.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm having a destination wedding in uh Santrope or whatever.

0:47:16.640 --> 0:47:20.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm not covering the hotel and you have to come,

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 2>and you're in my wedding as well.

0:47:22.600 --> 0:47:25.959
<v Speaker 3>If it's somewhere I wanted to go and I loved

0:47:26.000 --> 0:47:29.719
<v Speaker 3>you and I'm free at that time, then yeah I

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:31.400
<v Speaker 3>would go. But if I didn't have the vacation or

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:32.800
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't afford it, I would say.

0:47:32.680 --> 0:47:36.439
<v Speaker 1>No, but this is your like good friend, you can't

0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:37.000
<v Speaker 1>make it happen.

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:42.640
<v Speaker 3>My personal financial situation situation right now, I probably could,

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:44.080
<v Speaker 3>but if I couldn't, I would say.

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:48.480
<v Speaker 1>It's getting court and it's going in Sancho Pei. But

0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't, Like I would.

0:47:51.960 --> 0:47:54.360
<v Speaker 3>There have been destination type things that I would definitely

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:56.720
<v Speaker 3>say no to. If it was like truly my closest

0:47:56.760 --> 0:47:58.279
<v Speaker 3>friend and I was in the wedding, I would make

0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:00.520
<v Speaker 3>it work. But if I was like invited and not

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:03.040
<v Speaker 3>in the wedding and didn't want to go, nah, Yeah,

0:48:03.280 --> 0:48:03.840
<v Speaker 3>I feel.

0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Like Cinny be saying yes to all the destination weddings

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:06.960
<v Speaker 1>I used to.

0:48:07.239 --> 0:48:08.759
<v Speaker 2>When I have money, I don't do it no more.

0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean they don't get let me just I don't

0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:18.719
<v Speaker 2>get invited to many destination weddings. Let's tell it, it's

0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:19.759
<v Speaker 2>not that.

0:48:19.840 --> 0:48:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Could just be your friends. They need to step day

0:48:22.000 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 1>money up? You No, are your friends are just considerate?

0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't go that.

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:27.520
<v Speaker 3>I did have to go on a destination bachelorette party

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 3>once some Mexico and I did not have the money

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:32.160
<v Speaker 3>at that time, but I did go.

0:48:32.400 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 1>And everybody goes, why are they going to a basic

0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 1>ass place. Mexico is the new Vegas, you know. Oh,

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:41.319
<v Speaker 1>I have a question. Hey, Janet, I need to go out.

0:48:42.040 --> 0:48:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Can you watch my baby if I'm free? I like babies.

0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:50.200
<v Speaker 3>So if I was free and you don't have a

0:48:50.200 --> 0:48:52.880
<v Speaker 3>shitty kid, Okay, sure, Janet.

0:48:53.640 --> 0:49:00.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm a hoe obviously and have unprotected unprotected sex. And uh,

0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 2>I need to get a Plan B, but I am

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:03.680
<v Speaker 2>too ashamed to.

0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Go back to the right aid to get it. Can

0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:08.399
<v Speaker 1>you go pick up a Plan B for me? Here's

0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:11.359
<v Speaker 1>the money one time. I would do that for somebody

0:49:11.400 --> 0:49:13.360
<v Speaker 1>one time. Wow, Well would you be pick up a

0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Plan B for me? Even if even if you're like,

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:16.920
<v Speaker 1>the store is right next to your house, I.

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Mean, if I like, if, I mean, there's so many

0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:21.480
<v Speaker 3>variable if I live in the neighborhood.

0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:24.560
<v Speaker 1>If like we're neighbors, sure I would I would do

0:49:24.719 --> 0:49:28.560
<v Speaker 1>that one time. Or I would be like, but she

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:31.520
<v Speaker 1>wasn't ashamed when you was second at a gig, get

0:49:31.560 --> 0:49:36.640
<v Speaker 1>you some Plan B. But I just wasn't sucking dick,

0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:39.640
<v Speaker 1>and I think I might be pregnant. Well you starting

0:49:39.680 --> 0:49:45.120
<v Speaker 1>it off? You you're starting it off? You ended? Okay? Son?

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 2>You sure?

0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh, here's another one for your tenant. Jenet, Uh, Jenet,

0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:53.720
<v Speaker 1>will you strap up and peck me? Please?

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:57.239
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:49:57.680 --> 0:50:00.799
<v Speaker 1>No, I will not. I can't. If you did that, dude,

0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:06.359
<v Speaker 1>you are rocks terror. Okay, Janet, something more? Uh, you've

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:10.840
<v Speaker 1>been daanning a dude his his dad dies.

0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:15.000
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't have money to go to the funeral. He

0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 2>needs to borrow like three hundred dosts to go to

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:22.320
<v Speaker 2>the funeral. Would you give the money?

0:50:22.880 --> 0:50:27.560
<v Speaker 1>How is this like something that happened? How long have

0:50:27.680 --> 0:50:33.440
<v Speaker 1>we been together? Six months? Six months? I would am

0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I invited? Do you want to?

0:50:35.920 --> 0:50:35.960
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Now? I feel like if well, that's the thing, if

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:41.640
<v Speaker 3>we're close enough that I'm going with sure, maybe I'd

0:50:41.680 --> 0:50:42.960
<v Speaker 3>like we're getting you.

0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 1>For your ticket and his ticket ticket to the funeral.

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Just like this is a dad you ain't never met

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:54.080
<v Speaker 1>either again. To me, it's like the answer for like

0:50:54.160 --> 0:50:58.840
<v Speaker 1>there's no blanket, yes or no. It's like he's gone

0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:07.080
<v Speaker 1>face the body. Yeah, you'll my hope. You guys are

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:15.800
<v Speaker 1>one more thing, one more thing, Janet. Obviously you're with

0:51:15.880 --> 0:51:17.480
<v Speaker 1>this guy. You like him, he likes you.

0:51:20.160 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to have sex tonight, but y'all were

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:26.759
<v Speaker 2>already starting it up. You know, but then you were like,

0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:28.280
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm not me tonight.

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.279
<v Speaker 3>I have gotten much better at shutting that ship down

0:51:32.560 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 3>for that. Yeah, I don't want to have sex right now,

0:51:35.960 --> 0:51:38.440
<v Speaker 3>that's my line. I'm just like, very straightforward. I'm like,

0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I want to go to bed.

0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:42.839
<v Speaker 2>He's like, it's already out the button flat, his dick

0:51:42.920 --> 0:51:43.959
<v Speaker 2>is already on your back.

0:51:45.960 --> 0:51:47.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll like be like, you can jerk off on me

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:49.520
<v Speaker 1>or something. I don't do that.

0:51:50.280 --> 0:51:52.640
<v Speaker 2>No, you can't jerk off the go in the bathroom

0:51:52.680 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 2>and handle yours because I don't even want to be

0:51:54.560 --> 0:51:55.080
<v Speaker 2>nowhere near.

0:51:56.920 --> 0:52:00.279
<v Speaker 1>I just changed these sheet have some respect. There is

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:02.520
<v Speaker 1>a cat in this room. Go out on a ledge

0:52:02.760 --> 0:52:04.280
<v Speaker 1>and jerk up on the ledge.

0:52:04.440 --> 0:52:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Go on to terrorists. We got money, now, just jugle

0:52:06.320 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 2>off on the terrace. Okay, here's my last one for you.

0:52:09.200 --> 0:52:12.320
<v Speaker 2>And we keep saying least one, but so many money.

0:52:12.520 --> 0:52:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I keep hilarious.

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:17.240
<v Speaker 1>I keep thinking of more. I can't stop laughing.

0:52:19.480 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 2>You're you're with a guy. Let's see you guys are

0:52:21.160 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 2>together for year and a half. Okay, okay, things were good.

0:52:25.360 --> 0:52:28.120
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty serious. You've met his parents, he's met your parents,

0:52:29.400 --> 0:52:31.920
<v Speaker 2>and he's like for my birthday this year, I.

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Want to have a threesome. Yes or no?

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:41.600
<v Speaker 3>That's I don't know. That's hard because like it's for

0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:43.759
<v Speaker 3>me again, it's not a blanket. I would say yes,

0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:45.320
<v Speaker 3>but if it was less serious. I think if I

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:47.200
<v Speaker 3>was like, I want to marry somebody, I feel like

0:52:47.239 --> 0:52:51.040
<v Speaker 3>I'd be too jealous. But I'm not opposed the idea entirely,

0:52:51.120 --> 0:52:52.719
<v Speaker 3>but I think it would have to be more of like, oh,

0:52:52.760 --> 0:52:53.640
<v Speaker 3>we're just like hanging out.

0:52:53.840 --> 0:52:56.799
<v Speaker 2>Somebody seriously asked me, like, with both the eyes open,

0:52:56.960 --> 0:52:58.760
<v Speaker 2>can we have a threesome and we serious?

0:52:59.440 --> 0:53:00.000
<v Speaker 1>We breaking up?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No? You know why I feel like married couples do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we've probably been together for a minute and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>tired of looking at you. Sure, but if I'm still

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<v Speaker 2>in love with you and I have fun with you

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<v Speaker 2>one on one, why would I want another bitch in

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<v Speaker 2>the in the mix?

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<v Speaker 1>But what if you want it to be a dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I want somebody on How many dudes do

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<v Speaker 1>you need to have a train? I think at least

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<v Speaker 1>three two three. I feel like more than one dig

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<v Speaker 1>is a train. I don't know. I think you need

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<v Speaker 1>three cars for it to be a train, what if

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<v Speaker 1>it was a trolley? Janet, I feel like you answered

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<v Speaker 1>all the hypothetical questions that I had. Jennet, you're definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not a bitch. You're not a bitch. Sorry, I came

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<v Speaker 1>here under false pret You're just a white woman. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all who knows her worth exactly? That's beautiful. I

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<v Speaker 4>mean sometimes sometimes sometimes overvaluating yourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Janet. Please plug all your things right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't catch all my selfies on Instagram and Janet

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<v Speaker 3>underscore hide and.

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<v Speaker 1>You be killing it too, thank you. And you don't

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<v Speaker 1>play no games with the bank like a winged liner

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<v Speaker 1>or cat. I yeap. And you in the sun and

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<v Speaker 1>it's glistening and there's some trees in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Background coming from you too. It's that's you're doing much

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<v Speaker 3>better job than I am, So.

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<v Speaker 1>I take I take it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate if Marie like anything in it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean how hard it is to get this like something?

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<v Speaker 2>If I accidentally like something, I will take my leg

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<v Speaker 2>back that I've done that I don't that's a city.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't take no legs back. No, Wow, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>that you're too sweet. They need it.

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<v Speaker 2>She got a whole ass out twelve legs. She needed

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<v Speaker 2>Janet Underscore hide h y d E. And when does

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>The podcast is going to be coming out end of

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<v Speaker 3>the summer, okay, and it's called Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Talks to a Lady. And then what about your monthly

0:55:04.480 --> 0:55:05.359
<v Speaker 1>My monthly show?

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<v Speaker 3>I run it with Mary Salad, she's great and tiptop

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<v Speaker 3>bar and grill and bedsty on Franklin. It's the first Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the month, and they got great chicken wings. Yes,

0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:19.960
<v Speaker 1>there's free food food. Yeah, I've never gotten any. It's

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<v Speaker 1>off to the side. You gotta look for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean there's somebody's mother guarding the food like

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<v Speaker 2>it's fucking Thanksgiving. Yeah, but it's great, like look at

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<v Speaker 2>hot dogs and cheese cubes and cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it's yes, old egg Yeah, it's delicious. I

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<v Speaker 1>love on her fall. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So first Thursday is at eight thirty, Okay, So if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can leave us with anything before we go about your

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<v Speaker 2>expertise or what pleasant saying, no pegging dudes anything today.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna regret having this be my like label. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to be the pegging expert.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't. Most of the comments we don't even listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this. It's not that we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the ones that I get in trouble with, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's all people that are not comedians.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say, just don't be afraid, Like, so what

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<v Speaker 3>if somebody thinks you're a bitch, Like, that's not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>hurt you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it doesn't hurt me.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Atlanta Morriset said it best. I'm a bitch. No, that

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<v Speaker 1>was not Alanis Morrissett. That was a rip off.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I got I just got the most embarrassing white girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that was that was that was Yeah, that wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>Alanis Morrissett. That was like a knockoff of Morrissett. She

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<v Speaker 3>was I forget where her name was, Meredith something. Alanis

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<v Speaker 3>Morrisett is you want to know?

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<v Speaker 2>Like we have to. That's a good one, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>And you could catch us on Instagram Unofficial Expert. Please

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<v Speaker 2>like and make comments. I love all the little comments

0:56:52.640 --> 0:56:54.600
<v Speaker 2>y'all leave for us. Oh we're so beautiful and funny

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<v Speaker 2>and great and my best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>But write some more stuff in it, especially on iTunes

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<v Speaker 2>that were amazing review US reviewers.

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<v Speaker 1>Reviewers give us five stars, like it's uber and leave

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<v Speaker 1>more comments. Yeah, we're here for that. Uh, it's unofficial

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<v Speaker 1>expert on what I'm saying. iTunes, No, that's not what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Instagram, Instagram on Instagram. We need to do

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<v Speaker 1>a Twitter too, we do, but I don't really tweet

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah Twitter, you know, typing is tim When we get

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<v Speaker 2>an intern, I want www dot twitter dot shut up, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>And we mentioned my radio show today. It's every Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>from seven to eight pm on ninety nine point five

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<v Speaker 2>FM or w b AI dot org.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, ma'am, okay, thank you. I feel like we're doing yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Jenny, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye