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Speaker 1: Hey, sending what's up.

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Speaker 2: It's Marie and it's Sydney. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert podcast.

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Speaker 1: Phil you said too many ws anyway, very happy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me a lot wwww do it like an

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Speaker 2: old person. No one says www. You just say comedy

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Speaker 2: what type? Aw it's https, slash slash no, no, semi colon,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with you. Actually you know what that was.

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Speaker 1: And that was a whole podcast.

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Speaker 2: So you are listening to this week's episode, Today's the

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Speaker 2: Indiffdual Expert of sounding old about Internet retarded. Yes, make

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Speaker 2: sure you go to Comedy Hype listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: There or iTunes. I mean, if you're listening to this

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm hoping you're listening to it on iTunes.

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Speaker 2: Damn, Marie, I'm just saying, like we need those clicks. True,

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Speaker 2: We'll go to comedy do both. Get you a girl

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Speaker 2: who could do both? So anyway, we're having a great time.

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Speaker 2: The summer is thriving. Where you getting abs so hot?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, I am getting your abs are fucking shutting

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Speaker 2: it down. I mean I don't even need to work out.

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Speaker 2: All I know is whenever I'm next to you, I

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Speaker 2: feel like I have at least two apps. I don't know, dude,

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Speaker 2: I feel like you need to work out a little bit,

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Speaker 2: because fuck. We'll take pictures and I'll be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I look great, and you're like, I don't like how

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Speaker 2: I look, and I'm like, so, I can't.

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Speaker 1: Post this because of you and your self esteem issues.

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Speaker 1: It's a self esteem issue. It's my wait.

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Speaker 2: First of all, that's not true. I'll be like, post

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Speaker 2: it because my face is good. But I'll be like, oh, man,

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Speaker 2: I wish I would have had like a crop top,

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Speaker 2: but like not the I just I wish I would

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Speaker 2: have had it like some under. All those times that

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Speaker 2: we've been hanging out at the pool and I've been

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Speaker 2: showing my butt on Instagram, You'll be like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: feel like I look fat, I look like a whale

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Speaker 2: here or something, and I'm like, but look at my

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Speaker 2: butt and you'll be like, yeah, can't post that.

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Speaker 1: And then if I crap, you was gonna look weird

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Speaker 1: because people know. That's why I be on you.

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Speaker 2: So you can't crop put my hand like right, you

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Speaker 2: just put her boob on my arm.

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Speaker 1: I put my hand literally all on your hand.

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Speaker 2: And I don't even need an arm. Okay, I'll scoop

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Speaker 2: it out, weird, I'll cut it. I'll I'm done with

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Speaker 2: you around your I'm done, Marie, What the hell are

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Speaker 2: you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 1: Speaking of being all over my body?

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Speaker 2: Uh? This week, I was an expert at accidentally attracting

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Speaker 2: a lesbian accidental accidentally. You have your habs all out

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Speaker 2: you're talking about you know people want you this and that.

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Speaker 1: I mean you throwing your ass back.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was not throw my ass back my

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Speaker 2: ass state where it was, but my my stomach. I

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Speaker 2: think that people don't understand that, Like even if you

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Speaker 2: have a flat stomach, you still got to suck it

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Speaker 2: in a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Like remember I told you the second the other.

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Speaker 2: Day and you were like and I was like yo,

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Speaker 2: I was like being friends with you, but the picture

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Speaker 2: looked better.

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Speaker 1: I'm just wearing that hot jeeb. Let me wear job.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how jeep.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get a her job and just fuck it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna just have a little window to the Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's it. My eyes are cute. I'm good, little windshield wiper.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, talk about your gainings. So I was, uh,

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Speaker 2: we were out and this girl was like, I have

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Speaker 1: Will you go on a date with me? And I

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Speaker 1: was like who he's talking to?

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Speaker 2: You're talking to me or you're talking to the lesbian

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Speaker 2: because I was with Sydney and she was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: She wasn't talking to me. I already shout it out,

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Speaker 1: my girl, twelve times.

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Speaker 2: I shout it out. I was talking about penis. I

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Speaker 2: feel like that don't matter. Lesbians can break that wall down. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: break all them walls down. Ah No. But I was like,

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Speaker 2: who are you talking to? Like, I was like, that's

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Speaker 2: not how Marie said it. She was like that's not

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Speaker 2: how I said who There were witnesses, they were legit,

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Speaker 1: And I was like who are you talking to?

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Speaker 2: And she was like you And then she was like,

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Speaker 2: I'll get you an uber home and I was like, ah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, from where?

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Speaker 2: And she said Brooklyn and I was like, yeah, what

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Speaker 2: part of Brooklyn because you're not going to have me

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Speaker 2: in East New York or Brownsville. I'm not gay and

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Speaker 2: I'm not that hungry, So like, pick like a place

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Speaker 2: like Crown Heights and I was like that's cute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, see me after the show. And then she didn't

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Speaker 2: Me after the show because she knew. She knew, she

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Speaker 2: knew that was play fucking games. She knows you're an

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Speaker 2: entrees and please listen. Also, she knew that I was straight. Like,

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Speaker 2: as somebody who's attracted to women, did you ever feel

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Speaker 2: like you wanted to turn somebody out like you knew

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Speaker 2: they weren't gay or into women, but you were like,

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Speaker 2: I can take this down, girl.

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Speaker 1: I'm no.

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Speaker 2: I never had the confidence to be like, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: Like I don't even I feel like even though I've

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Speaker 2: been a lesbian four years now, I still feel like

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Speaker 2: I'm like practicing. You still feel like this is like

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Speaker 2: I don't have a master's And uh yeah, but do

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Speaker 2: you have you ever like gotten your friend drunk or

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Speaker 2: because I feel like that seems like something you might

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Speaker 1: Oh bitch, are you saying I'm a predator? Fuck? No,

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Speaker 1: you see how defensive you are. That means you've done that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I got a couple of limon drop shots

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Speaker 2: for a hope before I put sugar.

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Speaker 1: On the rim and everything you want to do body shots, Carol.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I've never kissed any of my friends, even

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Speaker 2: though like my friends are pretty.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you're pretty for a friend.

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Speaker 2: Like you do have all pretty You're pretty for a friend, Like,

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to kiss any of my friends. Me

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Speaker 2: and Sydney accident accidentally touched hands once and.

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Speaker 1: Was trying to wait what you were saying. I was like,

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Speaker 2: Our knuckles brushed against each other and we didn't speak

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Speaker 1: People were like, how's you gonna say? I was like,

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Speaker 1: who who? I think I think I held your hand once.

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Speaker 2: I think I think I was on Molly though, yes

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Speaker 2: you I hugged you know, but I think we held

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Speaker 1: Yeah we did. You were like, I'm gonna lose her

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Speaker 2: Well, the whole time, you were like, I don't want

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Speaker 2: you were fighting the molly because you were like I

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Speaker 2: don't want Sydney to touch me.

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Speaker 1: That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: You wanted me there to protect you from men. But

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Speaker 2: you were also like, who's going to protect me from Sydney?

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Speaker 1: My God protected me from you.

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Speaker 2: Whatever, Marie Sidney, what were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: I'm an expert in running my damn mouth way too much.

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Speaker 2: I've been getting in a lot of trouble because of

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Speaker 2: the podcast, and I'm working on holding back. You're getting

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Speaker 2: each other because of what you say on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Are you just gonna say that on the podcast? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm here to say this is a public apology. I

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Speaker 2: am sorry. Sorry two thousand, I am sorry.

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Speaker 1: Anything that I've said, shut up that offended. Like a

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Speaker 1: close friend of if you're a stranger and I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know you whatever, but if I if I know you,

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Speaker 2: if we broke bread before, if I slept on your couch,

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Speaker 2: I apologize. You know, Siddy, I just want to tell

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Speaker 2: you it's too Yeah, I'm giving up public apology. I'll

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Speaker 2: be talking about people's baby showers and everything, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: I had a friend I was talking about baby showers

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Speaker 2: and I was like, if you don't. I went to

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Speaker 2: a baby shower and somebody was serving Filet mignon there,

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Speaker 2: and I said, listen, if you don't have Filet mignon

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Speaker 2: my friend was like, that's very rude to say some

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Speaker 2: of us can't afford filet.

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Speaker 1: Mignon at a baby shower. I was like, but you can.

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Speaker 2: Afford a baby, okay, because that's actually more expensive misteak exactly.

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Speaker 1: So she was upset about that, and I haven't been

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Speaker 1: invited to anything since. So so did she have a

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Speaker 1: baby or now, yes, she had the baby. Oh it's fine.

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Speaker 2: The shower was wag. I'm gonna watch what I say.

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Speaker 2: I need to be nicer to the people that I

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Speaker 2: actually know. So what that means is I will absorb

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Speaker 2: all the evilness from Sydney. I will. I will you

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Speaker 2: that I want to say.

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Speaker 1: Sydney. I will absorb your evilness. Just don't touch me.

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Speaker 1: That's it. That's all that I ask from you.

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Speaker 2: Don't see ill ill she just put her feet on me,

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Speaker 2: and now I'm probably gonna lose my foot.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of evil, well, that was a solid se. Speaking

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Speaker 2: Speaking of evil doers villains Ja'afar and Scar. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: throw Ursula in there too, because she was bad. Our

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Speaker 2: guest today is a comedian. Yes, and we've done. She's

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Speaker 2: got a great show comedian, female comedian with tits?

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Speaker 1: Female? No is it called female comedian nothing? Which is

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Speaker 1: comedians with tits? Because you have guys on the show.

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Speaker 3: We do, but we're the hosts are female comedians a.

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Speaker 2: Female comedians with so like, both of y'all are not

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Speaker 2: flat chess.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to say.

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Speaker 3: No, it's it's just like it's redundant and silly. I

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Speaker 3: hate the term female a lot.

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Speaker 1: Hold, we didn't even introduce you questions, Sidney, Just do it,

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Speaker 1: Just do it, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Just Our next guest is a comedian. She has a

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Speaker 2: show called Female Comedians with Tits. She is our bitch

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Speaker 2: expert beach. Give it up for Janet Head Ganet Hide, Hi, Janet, Hi, Hello,

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Speaker 2: thanks for having me high Hide, Janet, I feel like

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Speaker 2: you're too nice to be.

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Speaker 1: Right well right now true, she's nice, but I've seen

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Speaker 1: her in action and I'm like, dang, I'm Janet. He

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Speaker 1: was ready to Janet? Can you walk with what? When?

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Speaker 1: Did you see her in action? Anytime there's a man

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Speaker 1: in the room, she's ready to go off.

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Speaker 3: Sydney and I used to be at a lot of

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Speaker 3: daytime open mics together, where's a lot of ugliness and

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Speaker 3: a lot of dumb men saying dumb shit, and so

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Speaker 3: it's my responsibility to shut that down.

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Speaker 1: Well, and I can.

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Speaker 2: Janet is assertive, she speaks her mind. She's not afraid,

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Speaker 2: Are these other guys? Are these other guys comedians? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well I will, Marie, my gay ass will show this body.

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Speaker 2: What about like you go on a date with a

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Speaker 3: Like you could have canceled, Like yeah, I'm like that

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Speaker 1: And I was like, fuck this, this is ridiculous. What

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Speaker 3: He sort of apologized and like acknowledged, like you're right,

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Speaker 2: Was just, no, he didn't want to cancel because he

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Speaker 1: It was unclear.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it was like a very I mean, there's

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Speaker 1: Was this a comedian? No, this is not a comedian.

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Speaker 2: This is I was like, worried that you got that

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Speaker 1: Four dates, four dates? I was like, yeah, we had

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Speaker 2: Is that they would have hung out? The seller like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: will I had a comedian take me to get burgers once. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I don't call those dates. We just be hanging out,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's taking me out too exactly. And he's

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Speaker 1: these people. Okay, but who's this comedian who you had

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Remember that he got your burger?

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Speaker 2: Like, pulled this dick out, like you know how hard

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Speaker 2: a burger for you, Janney. Let me let me back,

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Speaker 2: let me back up a little bit. Tell you what happened. So, Uh,

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Speaker 1: But like, I don't date comedians. And he came to

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Speaker 1: He was drunk and I was in my bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Fixing my hair because two hairs were out of place,

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Speaker 2: and I was like sliding you behind my ear or whatever,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, you can come in, and he's like,

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Speaker 3: Still that's horrible. I would not have tolerant. I would

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Speaker 3: But one thing, if he was like all the way naked,

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Speaker 3: was this varsity blue?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 3: But like who I just feel like just like hanging

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Speaker 3: I was like, I feel like even the good ones

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Speaker 1: I saw.

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Speaker 2: It's been a while. She forgets she's glamorizing it in

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Speaker 2: Maybe you were at the gym maybe four years ago, okay,

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Speaker 2: DM said Janet High, I've.

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Speaker 3: Gotten a dick peck. I don't think I think people know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you scare guys where they don't even want to

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Speaker 3: They think it's going to shrivel up and fall off

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to cancel on dates with you, Dannet.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? It's unclear. I don't know. Guys

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Speaker 3: I mean, I would have sex sometimes it's the craziest

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Speaker 1: No, let's do like bad behavior. Yeah. Uh have you

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Speaker 1: Pig.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't a comedian, no, it was not.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get to the bottom of the teeth.

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Speaker 2: That's what this is New York City. There are thirteen

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Speaker 2: make sure Janet is not making bad decisions.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Janet, hold on, let's back up.

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Speaker 2: So peg him means strap on and like penetrate correct?

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Speaker 1: What borw was this man from Brooklyn?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Wait, this is a new neighborhood Williamsburg.

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Speaker 3: No, so we had only been on a few dates,

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Speaker 3: take us there, take us there, I'm you and your him.

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Speaker 3: Uh this is nice. So have you ever pegged before?

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Speaker 3: It's like straight up, like.

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Speaker 1: It was like right out. It was like, I'm not smooth.

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Speaker 1: It was not catual.

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Speaker 2: I think it is that a game game is pig

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Speaker 2: and I mean I know what that was.

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Speaker 1: Not tonight, not tonight. Yeah you are a bitch, not tonight.

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Speaker 2: That's not That's a nice way to say no, right,

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Speaker 2: And so then the next time we like that was

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Speaker 1: Date, we went out again.

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Speaker 3: The second date the first time, the first time we

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Speaker 1: Then you really wanted you to stroke that prostates.

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Speaker 3: And then the next time we hung out again, like

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Speaker 1: It seems like he really wants me to do this.

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Speaker 1: J wear you down.

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Speaker 3: I was I trying to be open minded. I'm like,

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00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,520
Speaker 3: it's not something I've done.

442
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,960
Speaker 1: It to do you like you don't have a leg

443
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 1: strength for pay? You gotta have a minute. I'm not

444
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,080
Speaker 1: good more to pay.

445
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,000
Speaker 2: I do not have, Sidney. Would you peg somebody if

446
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,000
Speaker 2: they asked you to peg them? No, Like I would

447
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:31,399
Speaker 2: peg a white man, Marie. But then obviously wouldn't be

448
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 2: somebody that I want to be in a relationship with

449
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,639
Speaker 2: because I wouldn't be able to take you. I would like,

450
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 2: like I strapped one for a white man and be

451
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,159
Speaker 2: like this for my obsess I feel like that's the right.

452
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 1: Approach, Marie. I don't see it. I mean you will.

453
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,919
Speaker 1: You would never see it, though, dude. We wouldn't be

454
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 1: taking pictures or.

455
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,880
Speaker 2: Maybe sleeping on the couch though, I'm like, what's going

456
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,520
Speaker 2: on in there. Okay, Jennet, So he's he brings it

457
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 2: up again, but yeah, brought up twice.

458
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 1: You thinking I'm thinking about it.

459
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,679
Speaker 3: I'm talking about it with everybody, like kind of hyping

460
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 3: myself up, like whatever, try I'll try anything one sort

461
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 3: of thing.

462
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you weigh the pros and cons of this?

463
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 2: It was, first of all, he gotta buy one, he

464
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 2: had one. No, no, I'm not pegging you with somebody

465
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:21,119
Speaker 2: else's strap strap on. I need a new strap one,

466
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 2: the straps that you used to put it.

467
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,640
Speaker 1: I need a new harness. I need a new harness.

468
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 1: You're a new belt. Yeah, you need a new Venus belt. Yeah. Okay,

469
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,880
Speaker 1: so you weigh the pros and cause you say you'll try.

470
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 1: But I was into him, like he's she was into

471
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 1: it enough that she considered plugging his butt, right, But

472
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 1: so anyway, I was like, it's a commitment, just letting

473
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: you know, you know, I should know?

474
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, you shouldn't you? Why are you acting like surprise bitch?

475
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 1: Like how but I like how horrified you were the idea?

476
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 1: But but peggs people do I don't.

477
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 3: Technically pegging is a woman anally penetrating a man.

478
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 2: Never I mean, I've put a finger in a man's butt.

479
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: See, I've never done that. That's gross. You are an animal.

480
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: Don't touch nothing to you.

481
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 2: Once he took a shower, I took a shower, right,

482
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 2: I mean, that's fine.

483
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 1: Molly this time. Molly came up today. So wait, Jannet. Okay,

484
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: So besides that, you do so you liked him? I

485
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:30,880
Speaker 1: liked him.

486
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it and I was kind of like, whatever,

487
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 3: can you give us a tiny.

488
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: Bit of background on him? Was he like a doctor?

489
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 1: A lawyer?

490
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 2: In my mind, he was like a blue like a

491
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 2: white collar.

492
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 1: No, he's like was he a real estate guy that

493
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,439
Speaker 1: goes to open He's.

494
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 2: Like a creative type, like a creative artist, yeah, or

495
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 2: a musician Anthony.

496
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give any more personal too. He was

497
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 1: I was his name Jake.

498
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 3: Now, I just want to kind of guess, have you

499
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 3: guessed the types of names of guys? I won't go

500
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 3: out anyway, So between like the third date and the

501
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 3: fourth date, there was like a week and a half

502
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 3: went by, and I was like, Okay, maybe you know,

503
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep an open mind and like maybe you know,

504
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 3: like googled some stuff.

505
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: Are you doing squats and stuff.

506
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 2: Were you No, I should have should have?

507
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: Did you google stuff with an incognito window?

508
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: You did?

509
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: I did use the INCA.

510
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 3: That might have been the first time I ever used

511
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 3: the incact.

512
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: It's like, doesn't keep your history, it's a secret like

513
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: way to search.

514
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 2: Marie you, how do you not know about the because

515
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: I'm not afraid. Could she just be on the train googling.

516
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 2: She's like, sir, how do you spell peg? Is it

517
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 2: w w w w?

518
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: Okay?

519
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 3: So we go on the fourth date and I was

520
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 3: in like not the best I was like, now I

521
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 3: was in.

522
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: The bad mood.

523
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 3: Yeah it was fine, but I was like a little

524
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 3: anxious whatever about the pegging?

525
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 1: But I'm among others. Yeah, so I was like not

526
00:23:59,280 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: my about Yeah.

527
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 3: Well I was like just came straight from work and

528
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 3: like so I was like not my best date self.

529
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 3: I mean I was still charming as hell, but I

530
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 3: was not my most charming Anyway. We go back to

531
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 3: his place Walla Dicks and uh mean again we start

532
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 3: falling around and he brings it up. He's like, you

533
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 3: can say no, and I'm like, I know I can

534
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 3: say no, but I'm open, Like I didn't seem like whatever,

535
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 3: like right.

536
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 2: Also, also, I said no twice already and you've been

537
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: like but remember.

538
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: So she said not tonight. She never said I hadn't

539
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: given a herd no. But so I did it. We

540
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,679
Speaker 1: did that. It did not go well. It was like

541
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: it was super awkward.

542
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I

543
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 2: know you did, of course, I can tell the way

544
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 2: you probably planted your feet and you were like no.

545
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: He was like did you did you sit? And he

546
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: sat on top of them. There.

547
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: We tried a few different ways.

548
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: Wow, Janet, I learned something new about people went very well?

549
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: Yo, Okay, I was not. I was like pretty.

550
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 3: Uncomfortable and like, you know, I'm a confident woman, but.

551
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 1: Not to peg I thought.

552
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 3: I went.

553
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: I went in and then I was just.

554
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 2: Like, girl, you can't go in like it's a brunch, okay,

555
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 2: you gotta go in like to your professional.

556
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: Exactly, like how do you practice? You have to take

557
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: the day off work. You can't come straight from work

558
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: to oh, how do you practice?

559
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 2: You go to a basement Jamaican party and you know

560
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 2: how guys like do that dance behind a woman? That's

561
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: what you should be doing behind a man, right, And

562
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 2: that's what you learned.

563
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: Didn't go well, like if you guys couldn't get it in,

564
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: or you couldn't get the strokes right, all of the above.

565
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: But he'd done it before, right, But he was not

566
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: like as good of a coach as I was hoping,

567
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: who the fuck is coaching? Because he just wanted to

568
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: be dominated, I guess, and I was not dominating ready

569
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: for it.

570
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: He should have paid you for that, because that is

571
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 2: that's not like he needs somebody who knows how to do.

572
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: This, should bring your male roommate or so, yeah, that

573
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 1: sounds like, actually, so what do you do after pegging goes?

574
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: We went to we like I slept over, No neither

575
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: in the like what did I life looking? He's just

576
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: looking at your cast, like she look how big how

577
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: calves are? But one tier probably went down, like where

578
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: did I go wrong? And then I woke up the

579
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: next morning, went straight to work and then go to

580
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 1: work after or night. I went to work from the pigs.

581
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: I went to run a carnival at a homeless shelter.

582
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: That was what I did for girl.

583
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: I would have called out of work at a homeless shelter.

584
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: She that's like volunteer work exactly. Just don't show up

585
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,199
Speaker 2: paying you don't even show up be like something came up,

586
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: I mean went down, went down, And then he never

587
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 2: contacted me.

588
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: I would never, I would change my name. You should

589
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: have messaged him like, hey, what you said?

590
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 3: This is where I'm I'm a bit and I'm like, no,

591
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 3: you're not ghosting me after this happened, you like that's

592
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 3: fucking crazy. So over like over the weekend, I sort

593
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 3: of like put a like, hey, how's it going, like

594
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 3: cause he was out of town. I'm like, let me

595
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 3: know if you want to hang out and you get back,

596
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 3: and he responded but didn't make any plans. And then

597
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 3: like a full week went by and I was like

598
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: this is nonsense, and I sent him like a long

599
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 3: angry text message. I was like listen, like I tried yet,

600
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 3: like I think you know, I wouldn't have done that

601
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 3: if I thought I was never going to see you again,

602
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 3: and like I was uncomfortable, and I was like trying

603
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 3: to be open.

604
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: I would only do it if I was never going

605
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 2: to see you again. That's that's a different approach, Marie.

606
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 2: I cannot You're all PEG matters, so you So I

607
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 2: was like listen, like, you know, that was messed up, Like,

608
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: don't do that to anybody else.

609
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: It wasn't cool. What do you say?

610
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 3: He like apologized, but whatever, it was kind of a

611
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 3: like that was the problem.

612
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: You're not an expert. It's not what you do.

613
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: I am not the expert on pegging. That's not what

614
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 2: I'm here for. Is that the unofficial expert of pegging? Janet.

615
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 2: I can see the way you do your hair. You're

616
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: not trying to peg. You gotta slick that ship back.

617
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: You know, you gotta jail the sides. If you're going pig,

618
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 2: your bangs is in the way. Yeah, you can't, like

619
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: while you're pegging, like your bangs are like in your eye,

620
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 2: Like it's a work. That's real, bad dude. I feel

621
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: like I love that story so much. That was a

622
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 2: great story and maybe that should be in your radio

623
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 2: show bery. I don't think we can say that on SEC. Yeah,

624
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 2: you deaf can't radio. That's pretty explosive. Yeah, we can't

625
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 2: say anything loot the city? Oh yeah no as plays

626
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: So Janet, men think you're a bitch. What about it

627
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: at work? Like where does the bitch start end and

628
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: finish or liked and finishes.

629
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: So I'm overwhelmed by this whole story thinking about all

630
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: the people you could have pigged. I know just a

631
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: little bit.

632
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 3: So I work in an office with a lot of

633
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 3: like young women, and I say women to be generous

634
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: because I like to say women instead of girls. But

635
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 3: but they're like and they would call themselves girls like

636
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 3: they're twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, their parents are

637
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: still there and they're you know, a lot of them

638
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 3: is their first job. Like they don't know nothing nothing,

639
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: They don't know what to do. They don't know like

640
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 3: how it's appropriate to ask for something or like So

641
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 3: for me, I'm definitely like if somebody asks me to

642
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 3: do something helpful, like I'll help do something. But if

643
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 3: you're asking me to do something that like you really

644
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 3: should be doing, I will say yes, I will not

645
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 3: have a nice look on my face, and I will

646
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 3: show you how to do it, like that sort of

647
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 3: thing to show somebody how to do yes, you how

648
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 3: to do it again, and then if they ask me again,

649
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: I'll be like this, you're supposed to do this, like

650
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 3: I'll help you, but this is yours. And just like

651
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: saying no to things when if somebody's asking me to

652
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 3: do something that they should be doing, you'd be like

653
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 3: being firm, like being polite but firm and being like, no,

654
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 3: I don't have time to.

655
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: Do that, Sydney. How do you say, oh, no, I

656
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: don't have time to do that. That's what I say.

657
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: I work too, That's why I don't bartend no more.

658
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: This guy, I have a vodka soda.

659
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 2: No, I don't have time to do that. Let me

660
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 2: show you how to do it. You put the vodka in,

661
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: after you put in the ice, then you throw the

662
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 2: soda on, Sidney.

663
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: How do you say no?

664
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 3: At work?

665
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: I feel like you just be like nah, I just don't.

666
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: Look anybody in the eyes, Like I don't give them

667
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: direct eye contact. So like if I'm not looking, then

668
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: they maybe they assumed that I didn't hear and that.

669
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: I'll just act like I didn't hear it. That's a

670
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: real thing.

671
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if it's somebody who I work with

672
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 2: and they asked me to do something, people don't ask

673
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: me to do shit at work because they already know

674
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 2: my face already looks like a no. So I make

675
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 2: it so uncomfortable for you to ask me to do

676
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 2: something Like sometimes somebody can't make it to their table

677
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: and they're like, well, Sidney, can you bring this red

678
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 2: bull of there?

679
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like this one can of red bull? Girl? No,

680
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm not like I'm on my phone. Can't you tell?

681
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: Like I'm about to post this fly ass photo, I

682
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 2: don't have time to drop this red bull off. I mean,

683
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: I used to be really helpful, helpful, and I say

684
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: yes a lot, but I do that outside of work

685
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 2: a lot. I rarely say no, I'm exhausted. My friends

686
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: people that I know, I'm always willing to help. But

687
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: at work that's where I can put my foot down

688
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: a little bit more. But it is hard as a

689
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: woman to tell somebody no. That's like maybe higher up,

690
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: that's extremely hard.

691
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 3: And that's where, Yeah, I mean, I feel like in

692
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 3: a bunch of different jobs, I've had experiences with bosses

693
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: who are like really kind of force full and sometimes

694
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 3: like ask for things that maybe they shouldn't right.

695
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: I don't mean like inappropriate.

696
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 3: I just mean they're just like demand nothing like that,

697
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 3: but they demand a lot or they like ask for

698
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 3: something and they're like I need it immediately. That kind

699
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 3: of stuff where it's like no, that's not how it's

700
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 3: supposed to work, like you need to like give people

701
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 3: reasonable times and like I try to teach the younger

702
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 3: girls like how to push back against that, like respectfully

703
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 3: but being like I will get this to you by

704
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 3: the end.

705
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: Of the day or whatever it is. You look like

706
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 1: the type if you came in my bar of like, yo,

707
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: is she going to talk to the manager?

708
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: So, Jenny, do like the type to be like that's

709
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 2: I need to speak to it very mean, that's very

710
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: meany you too?

711
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever asked to speak to a manager? I

712
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: don't think so.

713
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think it wouldn't ever be.

714
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: It wouldn't ever be.

715
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 3: Like I like with with servers and weightsaff like I

716
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 3: am super polite, like I get that their job is

717
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,719
Speaker 3: hard and most people are rude because I think I'm

718
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm rude.

719
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: Might pop, but I'm not going to be rude to somebody.

720
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 3: The only time I would ever ask to see a

721
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 3: manager would almost be to like help out the server

722
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 3: because it's like, I know this isn't your thing and

723
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: I need to like, oh, and maybe if I were

724
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 3: doing that because I'm like with my uncle who's being

725
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 3: a dick, or something like that. So I want to

726
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 3: handle the situation as like kind of apologize, No, that's fine, okay,

727
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 3: but I can accept that I might look.

728
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: Like you also look like you might yelp some shiit,

729
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: so like, yeo, you don't yell. You don't be like

730
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: this to the tartar was too tartar. And I found

731
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: a bang hair not picky. When I find a hair,

732
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: I eat around it.

733
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: You are the nasty expert. I might be hairy rice

734
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: and putting things in hairy, but I am shocked. So, Janet,

735
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: do people call you a bitch all the time or

736
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 2: like is that the word that they use?

737
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: Like how do they address you? I don't get it.

738
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: This is where I don't know because I don't get

739
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: it to my face a.

740
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: Lot because you look like if somebody said it to

741
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: you and you're oh.

742
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's sayings.

743
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 3: I think that this might be an opinion people have

744
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 3: of me, or I'll hear like kind of here's say

745
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 3: about it. But I don't think because any people who

746
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 3: know me well know that I'm not. But it's people

747
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 3: who only know me a little bit well.

748
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: I think that's the thing, right, Like when when you're

749
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 2: confident and you don't have time to waste on people's

750
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: dumb questions or like you know how sometimes guys will

751
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 2: try to flirt with you and they'll try to like

752
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 2: they'll be like like I was just at the store

753
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: and the guy was like, miss, can you show me

754
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: which one is the parsley? And I was like, I

755
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 2: don't know what you're saying, sir, No, I don't have time,

756
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 2: and he's like, I just want to know which. I'll like,

757
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 2: you came to pick something up and don't know what

758
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 2: you picking up, sir. Right, But like somebody like that'll see.

759
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: Me and be like, oh, yeah, she's not right which is?

760
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 3: And see, to me, the thing is that person's being rude.

761
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 3: That's my whole thing of like a lot of times

762
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 3: one personal start being rude and then the response is

763
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 3: for most women like, oh, I've got to play it nice.

764
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 3: I gotta like ease this situation and I want to escalate.

765
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: It can escalate.

766
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: So we're trained so much be like, don't you don't

767
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 3: want to piss anybody off because they could hurt you.

768
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: And that's real.

769
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 2: I feel like you should look at me as the

770
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: queen that I am and know that if you say something.

771
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: I will say something back, and it's gonna be something

772
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 2: that's gonna make you feel real little escalate a situation.

773
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes I will, but like not.

774
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 2: Not so much anymore because I feel like somebody might

775
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 2: cut me with a knife on the train.

776
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: It's possible that. I mean, it's scary to realize, like

777
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: so much of this.

778
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 3: That why women feel like they can't be assertive or

779
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 3: they can't so because they're scared.

780
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: There's a girl who just got killed for saying no.

781
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: The guy was trying to talk to her in the street.

782
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: She was that happens like every couple of years. Yeah,

783
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: it's real thing. It's scary, but we.

784
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 3: Should be allowed to say no and like legitimate no

785
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 3: and not have that even be question considered rude. It's

786
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 3: like like I was on the train yesterday, you know,

787
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 3: headphones in, like zoned out, and there was it was

788
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: like a crowded train, and there was a guy next

789
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 3: to me that like I kept like, you know, we

790
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 3: were like bumping into each other a little bit, and

791
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: I could tell he was like looking at me a lot,

792
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 3: and I was just like not paying attention. And I

793
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: got off the train and he I don't know, if

794
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 3: he was gonna get off anywhere or not. He like

795
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 3: followed me off the train and was walking next to

796
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 3: me and started talking to me, and like I took out.

797
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: The headphones and like looked kind of like what do

798
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: you want?

799
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 3: And like, because I'll get people directions, I don't mind,

800
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 3: Like I'm happy to do that. But he was just

801
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 3: like trying to ask me out, and I was like

802
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 3: and like we were then on the streets, like where

803
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 3: do you live? And I'm like near here by, like

804
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 3: walked away, yeah, And then I had to like look

805
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 3: behind my back to make sure he wasn't following me

806
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 3: to my apartment. Like that's like when he was being

807
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 3: inappropriate and rude.

808
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: Man looked like he's just like a well fat white guy.

809
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 1: Did he have a flip flop?

810
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 2: Because I felt like I would do that, But if

811
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 2: he had, you could take him because he can't really run.

812
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was not afraid of this person. Like

813
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: black man would also do that. He wouldn't have flip

814
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: flops on it. If you would not he had on

815
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: a boot, if he.

816
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: Had a Timberlan boo, he wouldn't be able to run

817
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 2: after you anyway, So you'd be fine. Shoes wouldn't be lacey,

818
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: he would trip over them. He would senderella right out

819
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 2: them shoot people.

820
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, but yeah, I don't.

821
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: We shouldn't be afraid to just be honest. But have

822
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: you ever been in a situation where like you made

823
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 2: a scene just becuz because you can't seem like the type,

824
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: they don't make a scene.

825
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: I've made scenes, get into a jam, But.

826
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: Talk about like the most dramatic scene, because that's the

827
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 2: first thing I go to when I see like a

828
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 2: woman like screaming, going like going off.

829
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, bitch, like, calm down, is it that serious?

830
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 2: If I don't, if I didn't get the backstory, I'm like,

831
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 2: what's up? Well, everything looks crazy out of context, right Yeah.

832
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 2: My thing when I am getting ready to make a

833
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 2: scene is do I want to be the angry black

834
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 2: woman today?

835
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: And usually I don't, so I'll just like, I'll I'll

836
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: curse you out real quiet, right, See, I don't. I

837
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: don't have to deal with that. I mean the going

838
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: to the manager, like the white woman version of that.

839
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 2: I guess not even because I feel like going to

840
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 2: the manager is not even No, it's not nearly as

841
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: bad as a stereotype.

842
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 3: But so I feel like sometimes I don't know that

843
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 3: I've made a scene on my own behalf, but I

844
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 3: feel like if I, like whatever the bystander stuff, if

845
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 3: I saw somebody else, like I'm not afraid to start

846
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: yelling in public and like publicly shaming someone if they're

847
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 3: doing something wrong, like I would feel like I'm comfortable

848
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 3: as a white woman being like.

849
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: Sure, I see your penis out on the train, Like,

850
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: and I get everybody on the car. There's a black lady.

851
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: There's a video of some woman that's yelling at this

852
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: guy because she she's going off.

853
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: She said he was jerking off on the train and she's.

854
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 2: Like, you're doing that freaky shit and she was like,

855
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 2: next stop, I don't even care for she'll stop and

856
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 2: not you're getting off the train. And he was like

857
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 2: like everybody just looked, and somebody got the video and

858
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 2: she's just yelling at him. I guess it was an

859
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 2: express train because they were on train for work. Oh god,

860
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 2: a long time without his stopping. And then he got

861
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 2: off at the next step and she's.

862
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: Like he's touching himself.

863
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 3: This kid's he and I thing like, how many people

864
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 3: saw that at least twenty other people saw that, but

865
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 3: nobody wants to say anything because nobody wants to be afraid.

866
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: That he's gonna whip his dick out and throw it

867
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: on my face.

868
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: Yes, why that's if he's jerking off in public, he's

869
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 2: probably going to hit.

870
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: Me with his dick many steps back.

871
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 2: I'm all set. I will quietly watch him jerk off

872
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: and be like whoo, no, sidnel pull her phone in

873
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 2: and be like, look at this, because no, you know,

874
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 2: my phone will be dead. My phone stay dead. So

875
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: I'll be tapping in person it's a seven eight, and

876
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: then wait till I get wi fi by that. That

877
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 2: is so crazy, ik I've.

878
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: Ever seen it. I've never seen anybody jerking off on

879
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: the train, but.

880
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: I definitely like have yelled at people in public and

881
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: then thought about it like was I going off or

882
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: was I protecting myself?

883
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've yelled at We're allowed to do

884
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: both of those things.

885
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: You're allowed to like lose it once in a while

886
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 2: just because he had a hard day or whatever.

887
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: We've had enough.

888
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: And then we're also to protect ourselves always, always, and

889
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: sometimes we just be in dramatic and we deserve to

890
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 2: be fired.

891
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: You know, are you serious? I never deserve to get fired.

892
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: I don't care if I throw up while I'm on

893
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 2: the job and fall asleep in a stall. That happened

894
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 2: to you when sixteen three years ago. But they said,

895
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: didn't fire me you because of that. They said that

896
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 2: happens to everybody. Everybody blacks out and pass out in

897
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 2: the middle of their shift. It's because you were coming

898
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: late all the time, and it acted like.

899
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: You didn't want to got you. I just was on time.

900
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: I could have just threw up and passed out.

901
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 2: Every job I've ever gotten fired from, which is every

902
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 2: job I've ever had, I deserve to be fired from.

903
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: So anyway, Janet, Yeah, Janet.

904
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 2: Now, we used to go to open mics together and

905
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 2: you would tell these dudes what it is like. They

906
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: would say a comment and you would be in the

907
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 2: back and you would hit them with some like feminist, lyricist, lounge,

908
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 2: deaf comedy, death comedy, death comedy, jams.

909
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: And May Angelou.

910
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would say stuff in the back and I'm like, Wow,

911
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: she's really heckling at this mic.

912
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 3: I have no problems with heckling at open mics. I

913
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 3: don't understand why that doesn't happen more often, I feel.

914
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: But we would just laugh at them when the stuff

915
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 2: wasn't hitting me and Sydney would laugh at people at

916
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 2: mics and like shout things out, and somebody called us

917
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 2: the two old guys from the Muppets. Yeah that's and

918
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: I was like a beautiful compliment, thank you so much.

919
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 2: But then after the mike, Janna would pull the dude

920
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 2: aside and be like, well, this is why that didn't work.

921
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes, not always, I will help you with your bit.

922
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: So there's two categories.

923
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: There's guys that are like never gonna be funny, that

924
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 3: aren't good, that don't have jokes, that just say crazy shit,

925
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: Y's horrible, yes, And with those I sort of pick

926
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 3: and choose, like I'm not going to change their mind,

927
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 3: but sometimes I have to say something or else it's

928
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 3: gonna make me go crazy. So if I go up

929
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 3: after one of those guys, I'll like spend a minute

930
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 3: tearing them down, like, yeah, I'd like to.

931
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: Fact check people.

932
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 3: So that's something I have a tendency to do, Like

933
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 3: if they say something that's just straight up wrong, I'll

934
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 3: correct them. And sometimes i'd yell that from the back

935
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 3: because it just pisses me off, Like, don't be wrong,

936
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 3: like be funny, like make a joke, don't say so.

937
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 2: I think that's the biggest thing about comedy that I

938
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: have a problem with, right, because when I think of comedy,

939
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: I think of entertainment. I go to comedy shows. I mean,

940
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 2: I don't really go to comedy shows, but like as

941
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: a performer, I feel like people come to comedy shows

942
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 2: to be entertained. Right, don't be up here yelling about

943
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 2: your ex girlfriend and how she cheating on you when

944
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: she's a hoe. Now, if it's not funny, you're just

945
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 2: it's a sad yeah, said sad play.

946
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 3: I think there's this attitude with a lot of especially

947
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 3: new comics and guys, that like the most shocking thing

948
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 3: is the funniest thing. So they'll just like throw in

949
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 3: the word rape or abortion or whatever like talk about yeah,

950
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: or like talk about hating people, like to just get

951
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 3: to like shock people. It's like, yeah, that's not funny

952
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: unless there's a joke, unless there's a punchline.

953
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: You're just saying, well, that's the shitty thing.

954
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 2: They see Luis k or Chris Ruck or these people Bilburr,

955
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 2: and they're like Oh, they say shocking things all the time.

956
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 2: They got jokes though, but also they've been doing comedy

957
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 2: for twenty something years, right, Like they know how to

958
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: structure something so that it's not offensive.

959
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 3: Right, and so those like there are some that are whatever,

960
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 3: they're never gonna be good. But then if there are

961
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 3: guys that I'm friendly with that they have a joke,

962
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 3: they have an idea, but sometimes they'll still lean on

963
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 3: that stuff or they'll say something that's like kind of

964
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 3: ignorant for them. I'm like, I want you to be good.

965
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 3: I like this could be a good joke. You're saying

966
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 3: this dumb thing that like makes me hate you right now,

967
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 3: and it's gonna make other women.

968
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: Hate you if they hear you say I know you're

969
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: a good dude, and you don't mean it like that.

970
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: So see, I feel like that. I mean, you sound nice.

971
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: You don't sound like I am very nice person. You

972
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: are nice.

973
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 3: So I actually I am starting a new podcast, okay

974
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 3: called Dude Talks to a Lady, Which.

975
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: This is like the whole point.

976
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear I interview mail comics about

977
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 3: their jokes about women.

978
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 1: Can I like tell you some people that you should interview.

979
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: For suggestions, because I wanted to be like the full

980
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 3: range of guys that are like tell jokes about women

981
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 3: that are funny and good and like, you know, maybe

982
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 3: would be controversial, but like I still laugh at and

983
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 3: think it's funny. And then also like dudes they're like, yeah,

984
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 3: I'm sexist, and here it is that are also like,

985
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 3: you know, I don't want I'm not gonna be inviting

986
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: the guys from open mics that like can't string a

987
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 3: joke together that just says just.

988
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: Hurt they feeling. But I wanted to definitely get those

989
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: the ones who listened to our podcast Girls Open My Guys,

990
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: we love you. No, that's not what I'm gonna say.

991
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: Good love getting some spots.

992
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 2: Marisa is gonna be waiting outside of the show for us.

993
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: They won't be at the show inside perform see Janet,

994
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: that's a bitch.

995
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: Goes on.

996
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 3: I feel less qualified at doctor to Marie. I feel

997
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 3: like she's got it unlockedown.

998
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,959
Speaker 2: I learned a lot from you, I do. I really

999
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 2: do feel like that. Now, do you have any advice

1000
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 2: for women who are like afraid of not seeming nice

1001
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 2: or lay like any situation?

1002
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 3: I think that you can be firm and polite, and

1003
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 3: that is like as long as you are polite and

1004
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 3: respectful to other people, Like you don't have to be

1005
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 3: sweet and nice, so like firm, figure out, yeah, like

1006
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 3: figure out, and you can say those things with a

1007
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 3: big old smile. Like I used to live in Texas

1008
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 3: where some of the meanest bitches, like we'll say that

1009
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 3: that's sure, yes, but like you know, the whole like

1010
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 3: lessure heart, Like say the meanest fucking thing with a

1011
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 3: big sugary smile on your face. Is like that works,

1012
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 3: Like that's a So I feel like I kind of

1013
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 3: have that approach sometimes, so you can say no to

1014
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 3: something and still be nice about it.

1015
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: And like I feel like sometimes people say no and

1016
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: nice it sounds condescending, so like oh't know, what's the

1017
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: whole damn No, I can't do it right. You don't

1018
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: have to be I mean, you don't have to be

1019
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: sweet about it.

1020
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: But I feel like for some people that I like

1021
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 3: can't say no to anyone, and I mean mostly like

1022
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 3: even with friends and something. You know, if somebody asking

1023
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 3: me for a neighbor that's not appropriate to you know, like, oh, well,

1024
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 3: you come pick me up from the airport and it's

1025
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: like a two hour drive for you when they could

1026
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 3: take a fifteen dollars cab.

1027
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: Like no, you should say no, like that kind of thing. Yeah,

1028
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: some people just don't know how to do that.

1029
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 3: And so to me, it's like trying to figure out,

1030
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 3: like what do you actually want and like be okay

1031
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: with admitting it.

1032
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,240
Speaker 1: Whether it's okay knowing what you want, that's what damn, Janet, Janet.

1033
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna list a couple of things and then you

1034
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 2: tell me if you would say yes or no to

1035
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 2: these things.

1036
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: Is it's a quiz?

1037
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 3: So these are like favors, hypothetical favors. These are favor Okay, okay,

1038
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 3: I need to borrow five hundred dollars. You don't need no,

1039
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 3: whow no, Wow.

1040
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, Janet.

1041
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:15,760
Speaker 2: I'm having a destination wedding in uh Santrope or whatever.

1042
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 2: I'm not covering the hotel and you have to come,

1043
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: and you're in my wedding as well.

1044
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,959
Speaker 3: If it's somewhere I wanted to go and I loved

1045
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 3: you and I'm free at that time, then yeah I

1046
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 3: would go. But if I didn't have the vacation or

1047
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 3: I couldn't afford it, I would say.

1048
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,439
Speaker 1: No, but this is your like good friend, you can't

1049
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: make it happen.

1050
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 3: My personal financial situation situation right now, I probably could,

1051
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 3: but if I couldn't, I would say.

1052
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: It's getting court and it's going in Sancho Pei. But

1053
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: I wouldn't, Like I would.

1054
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 3: There have been destination type things that I would definitely

1055
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 3: say no to. If it was like truly my closest

1056
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: friend and I was in the wedding, I would make

1057
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 3: it work. But if I was like invited and not

1058
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 3: in the wedding and didn't want to go, nah, Yeah,

1059
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 3: I feel.

1060
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: Like Cinny be saying yes to all the destination weddings

1061
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: I used to.

1062
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 2: When I have money, I don't do it no more.

1063
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 2: I mean they don't get let me just I don't

1064
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: get invited to many destination weddings. Let's tell it, it's

1065
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 2: not that.

1066
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: Could just be your friends. They need to step day

1067
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: money up? You No, are your friends are just considerate?

1068
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go that.

1069
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 3: I did have to go on a destination bachelorette party

1070
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 3: once some Mexico and I did not have the money

1071
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 3: at that time, but I did go.

1072
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: And everybody goes, why are they going to a basic

1073
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: ass place. Mexico is the new Vegas, you know. Oh,

1074
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: I have a question. Hey, Janet, I need to go out.

1075
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: Can you watch my baby if I'm free? I like babies.

1076
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 3: So if I was free and you don't have a

1077
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 3: shitty kid, Okay, sure, Janet.

1078
00:48:53,640 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: I'm a hoe obviously and have unprotected unprotected sex. And uh,

1079
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: I need to get a Plan B, but I am

1080
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 2: too ashamed to.

1081
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: Go back to the right aid to get it. Can

1082
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: you go pick up a Plan B for me? Here's

1083
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: the money one time. I would do that for somebody

1084
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: one time. Wow, Well would you be pick up a

1085
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: Plan B for me? Even if even if you're like,

1086
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: the store is right next to your house, I.

1087
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 3: Mean, if I like, if, I mean, there's so many

1088
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 3: variable if I live in the neighborhood.

1089
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: If like we're neighbors, sure I would I would do

1090
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: that one time. Or I would be like, but she

1091
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: wasn't ashamed when you was second at a gig, get

1092
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: you some Plan B. But I just wasn't sucking dick,

1093
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: and I think I might be pregnant. Well you starting

1094
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: it off? You you're starting it off? You ended? Okay? Son?

1095
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: You sure?

1096
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: Uh, here's another one for your tenant. Jenet, Uh, Jenet,

1097
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,720
Speaker 1: will you strap up and peck me? Please?

1098
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: No?

1099
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: No, I will not. I can't. If you did that, dude,

1100
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: you are rocks terror. Okay, Janet, something more? Uh, you've

1101
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: been daanning a dude his his dad dies.

1102
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't have money to go to the funeral. He

1103
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: needs to borrow like three hundred dosts to go to

1104
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 2: the funeral. Would you give the money?

1105
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: How is this like something that happened? How long have

1106
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: we been together? Six months? Six months? I would am

1107
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: I invited? Do you want to?

1108
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 4: No?

1109
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 3: Now? I feel like if well, that's the thing, if

1110
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 3: we're close enough that I'm going with sure, maybe I'd

1111
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 3: like we're getting you.

1112
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: For your ticket and his ticket ticket to the funeral.

1113
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: Just like this is a dad you ain't never met

1114
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: either again. To me, it's like the answer for like

1115
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: there's no blanket, yes or no. It's like he's gone

1116
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: face the body. Yeah, you'll my hope. You guys are

1117
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 1: one more thing, one more thing, Janet. Obviously you're with

1118
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: this guy. You like him, he likes you.

1119
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 2: You don't want to have sex tonight, but y'all were

1120
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 2: already starting it up. You know, but then you were like,

1121
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm not me tonight.

1122
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 3: I have gotten much better at shutting that ship down

1123
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: for that. Yeah, I don't want to have sex right now,

1124
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: that's my line. I'm just like, very straightforward. I'm like,

1125
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I want to go to bed.

1126
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 2: He's like, it's already out the button flat, his dick

1127
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,959
Speaker 2: is already on your back.

1128
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: I'll like be like, you can jerk off on me

1129
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: or something. I don't do that.

1130
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 2: No, you can't jerk off the go in the bathroom

1131
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: and handle yours because I don't even want to be

1132
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 2: nowhere near.

1133
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: I just changed these sheet have some respect. There is

1134
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: a cat in this room. Go out on a ledge

1135
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 1: and jerk up on the ledge.

1136
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 2: Go on to terrorists. We got money, now, just jugle

1137
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 2: off on the terrace. Okay, here's my last one for you.

1138
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 2: And we keep saying least one, but so many money.

1139
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: I keep hilarious.

1140
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 1: I keep thinking of more. I can't stop laughing.

1141
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: You're you're with a guy. Let's see you guys are

1142
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 2: together for year and a half. Okay, okay, things were good.

1143
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: It's pretty serious. You've met his parents, he's met your parents,

1144
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 2: and he's like for my birthday this year, I.

1145
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: Want to have a threesome. Yes or no?

1146
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 3: That's I don't know. That's hard because like it's for

1147
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 3: me again, it's not a blanket. I would say yes,

1148
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 3: but if it was less serious. I think if I

1149
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 3: was like, I want to marry somebody, I feel like

1150
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 3: I'd be too jealous. But I'm not opposed the idea entirely,

1151
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 3: but I think it would have to be more of like, oh,

1152
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 3: we're just like hanging out.

1153
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 2: Somebody seriously asked me, like, with both the eyes open,

1154
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 2: can we have a threesome and we serious?

1155
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 1: We breaking up?

1156
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 4: No?

1157
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: No? You know why I feel like married couples do it?

1158
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 2: Okay, we've probably been together for a minute and I'm

1159
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 2: tired of looking at you. Sure, but if I'm still

1160
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 2: in love with you and I have fun with you

1161
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 2: one on one, why would I want another bitch in

1162
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 2: the in the mix?

1163
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: But what if you want it to be a dude?

1164
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: Why would I want somebody on How many dudes do

1165
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: you need to have a train? I think at least

1166
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: three two three. I feel like more than one dig

1167
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: is a train. I don't know. I think you need

1168
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: three cars for it to be a train, what if

1169
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: it was a trolley? Janet, I feel like you answered

1170
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: all the hypothetical questions that I had. Jennet, you're definitely

1171
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: not a bitch. You're not a bitch. Sorry, I came

1172
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: here under false pret You're just a white woman. That's it.

1173
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, all who knows her worth exactly? That's beautiful. I

1174
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 4: mean sometimes sometimes sometimes overvaluating yourselves.

1175
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: Janet. Please plug all your things right now.

1176
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 3: You can't catch all my selfies on Instagram and Janet

1177
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 3: underscore hide and.

1178
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: You be killing it too, thank you. And you don't

1179
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: play no games with the bank like a winged liner

1180
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: or cat. I yeap. And you in the sun and

1181
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: it's glistening and there's some trees in the.

1182
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 3: Background coming from you too. It's that's you're doing much

1183
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 3: better job than I am, So.

1184
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: I take I take it.

1185
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1186
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: I really appreciate if Marie like anything in it. Wow,

1187
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,919
Speaker 1: I mean how hard it is to get this like something?

1188
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 2: If I accidentally like something, I will take my leg

1189
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 2: back that I've done that I don't that's a city.

1190
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 1: You don't take no legs back. No, Wow, I believe

1191
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: that you're too sweet. They need it.

1192
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: She got a whole ass out twelve legs. She needed

1193
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 2: Janet Underscore hide h y d E. And when does

1194
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: the podcast?

1195
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 3: The podcast is going to be coming out end of

1196
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 3: the summer, okay, and it's called Dude.

1197
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: Talks to a Lady. And then what about your monthly

1198
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 1: My monthly show?

1199
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 3: I run it with Mary Salad, she's great and tiptop

1200
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 3: bar and grill and bedsty on Franklin. It's the first Thursday.

1201
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: Of the month, and they got great chicken wings. Yes,

1202
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: there's free food food. Yeah, I've never gotten any. It's

1203
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: off to the side. You gotta look for it.

1204
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's somebody's mother guarding the food like

1205
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 2: it's fucking Thanksgiving. Yeah, but it's great, like look at

1206
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 2: hot dogs and cheese cubes and cheese.

1207
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: I love it's yes, old egg Yeah, it's delicious. I

1208
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: love on her fall. Yeah.

1209
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 3: So first Thursday is at eight thirty, Okay, So if you.

1210
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 2: Can leave us with anything before we go about your

1211
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:48,879
Speaker 2: expertise or what pleasant saying, no pegging dudes anything today.

1212
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna regret having this be my like label. I

1213
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 3: don't want to be the pegging expert.

1214
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: Just don't. Most of the comments we don't even listen

1215
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 1: to this. It's not that we don't.

1216
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, the ones that I get in trouble with, Yes,

1217
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 2: it's all people that are not comedians.

1218
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 3: I would say, just don't be afraid, Like, so what

1219
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 3: if somebody thinks you're a bitch, Like, that's not gonna

1220
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 3: hurt you.

1221
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't hurt me.

1222
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 2: Didn't.

1223
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: Atlanta Morriset said it best. I'm a bitch. No, that

1224
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: was not Alanis Morrissett. That was a rip off.

1225
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 3: Sorry, I got I just got the most embarrassing white girl.

1226
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 3: Yeah that was that was that was Yeah, that wasn't

1227
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 3: Alanis Morrissett. That was like a knockoff of Morrissett. She

1228
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 3: was I forget where her name was, Meredith something. Alanis

1229
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 3: Morrisett is you want to know?

1230
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 2: Like we have to. That's a good one, all right,

1231
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 2: And you could catch us on Instagram Unofficial Expert. Please

1232
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: like and make comments. I love all the little comments

1233
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 2: y'all leave for us. Oh we're so beautiful and funny

1234
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,479
Speaker 2: and great and my best friend.

1235
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1236
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 2: But write some more stuff in it, especially on iTunes

1237
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: that were amazing review US reviewers.

1238
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: Reviewers give us five stars, like it's uber and leave

1239
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: more comments. Yeah, we're here for that. Uh, it's unofficial

1240
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: expert on what I'm saying. iTunes, No, that's not what

1241
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: it is. Instagram, Instagram on Instagram. We need to do

1242
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: a Twitter too, we do, but I don't really tweet

1243
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: like that.

1244
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah Twitter, you know, typing is tim When we get

1245
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 2: an intern, I want www dot twitter dot shut up, bitch.

1246
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 2: And we mentioned my radio show today. It's every Thursday

1247
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: from seven to eight pm on ninety nine point five

1248
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 2: FM or w b AI dot org.

1249
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am, okay, thank you. I feel like we're doing yes.

1250
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenny, thank you.

1251
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 2: Bye bye