Speaker 1: I got it on button the top of the same
Speaker 1: you should this feels like Thanksgiving dinner right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh man, it feels so much better.
Speaker 3: I mean, I should really just stick to elasteak.
Speaker 2: I'm holding so much, and.
Speaker 1: You know, I really do feel like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of emotions in the belly, like feelings really are like gas.
Speaker 3: There's more like once you let it go, you feel better.
Speaker 2: Let go, like ass.
Speaker 3: I got the Frozen remix. Let it go, let your gas.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, it feels I've never really button my top
Speaker 4: button in public that I am aware.
Speaker 2: Of, and this feels not even on your shirt, not
Speaker 2: even on my shirt.
Speaker 5: But it's good.
Speaker 2: I guess I feel a little. I don't know what's
Speaker 2: gonna happen, you.
Speaker 4: Know, I know it's a slippery slope.
Speaker 3: Relaxation, bitch. Hey everybody, I'm Michel Blutel.
Speaker 4: And I'm Jordan Carlos, and welcome to Adulting from w
Speaker 4: ny CC Videos, the podcast where we learned how to
Speaker 4: be grown ass adults together together.
Speaker 6: Oh so you're going to lifegon?
Speaker 3: Have you been feeling very adult this week?
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 5: Great, good story, guys.
Speaker 1: We recorded this episode at unk, really great people.
Speaker 2: I know we had sisters of Meta. She's so great.
Speaker 3: She's so fashionable.
Speaker 4: She's like if the afro punk festival, like We're Sentient
Speaker 4: could talk speaking.
Speaker 3: Of afro punk. She's got a story about that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh and Kate.
Speaker 7: Walsh, Kate Walsh.
Speaker 3: Kate Walsh is the business. I mean, she's Hollywood royalty.
Speaker 5: What would you say, the salt of the earth.
Speaker 2: I would say, sell to the earth. I think she's
Speaker 2: a real deal and I like that.
Speaker 4: She's like I am what I am, very popeye, very
Speaker 4: very cool, very down to earth.
Speaker 3: Okay what very pop pun cool?
Speaker 5: All right, but enough about us.
Speaker 3: We need to get to them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but also more us.
Speaker 5: That done well, make some noise. If you've been to
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 8: Before, you the straight white Dud's just like, I gotta
Speaker 8: go again.
Speaker 5: I gotta sit in the front.
Speaker 2: You're a good man, Charlie Brown, thank you for coming.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: My husband is white and I just like and he's bald,
Speaker 1: and I think it's like beautiful and salty, but it's
Speaker 1: you ever kissed.
Speaker 5: The ball for him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? My dad's he's.
Speaker 1: My little Bruce Willis, but he's not into products. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, put the products on and I was just like,
Speaker 1: it got me to thinking nobody got the sex.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 1: Nobody did everyone I know, they're like insecure the black
Speaker 1: sex in the city.
Speaker 5: I got it. I am older than you.
Speaker 1: I what would be Like, what is a deal breaker
Speaker 1: in a relationship, Like you're dating someone in there perfect
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, I love the way they
Speaker 1: treat me and they feed my soul. If I'm gonna
Speaker 1: argue with somebody, it's got to be that person. But like,
Speaker 1: what is the thing. And I was talking to my
Speaker 1: friend about it, and she was like, I was in
Speaker 1: love with this guy. He was amazing this, that and
Speaker 1: the other. Everything worked out, was working out. And then
Speaker 1: she saw him pick his nose and eat his booker, you.
Speaker 2: Gotta pick and flick. You cannot eat it. I cannot
Speaker 2: eat it. Kids, I know.
Speaker 5: And now they're married, No they're not. She broke up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't even know, Like at this point,
Speaker 1: I've been with my husband eleven years. I don't even
Speaker 1: know that would be a deal breaker for me because
Speaker 1: I feel like guys are fucking.
Speaker 2: Gross, Like, yeah, we're gross, We're gross.
Speaker 4: Yeah we've been over this and we're disgusting. Filthy animals.
Speaker 5: But no, I'm just like, what are the fucking deal breakers?
Speaker 2: I think deal I mean deal breakers are probably you know.
Speaker 1: It was a deal breaker for me. One time I
Speaker 1: was on a date. Guy was very nice. We went
Speaker 1: to like some sort of fucking lounge.
Speaker 5: I ordered a Cosmo. This is how long ago it was.
Speaker 1: Everything is leading back to sex and the city. He
Speaker 1: paid for two cosmos eighteen dollars with quarters.
Speaker 2: I like this guy. I like this guy, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy is gonna have no laundry
Speaker 1: day and there's no way I could suck your dick,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I can't respect you
Speaker 1: took your allowance for laundry to try and get some puss,
Speaker 1: Like I respect the game, but I can't fuck with it.
Speaker 5: Get out of here.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 4: Deal breaker for me it was I dated someone that
Speaker 4: never said please or thank you.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 2: Manners, Yeah, manners are big manners. Maketh man like if
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 5: Like I was like, like, no one went to church,
Speaker 5: but just.
Speaker 4: Pouring, Like like we'd be on a date and then
Speaker 4: the guy would pour the water and then she'd be like,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: You know, Like this guy, like anytime somebody would come
Speaker 4: check it, please, folks just say thank you.
Speaker 2: You know, if you don't, you should die in a fire.
Speaker 5: What if they're in the fire and they're like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about that water?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't like when people are like overly, like they
Speaker 1: gotta make eye contact way everybody, and they gotta have
Speaker 1: a fucking mom.
Speaker 4: And why, like you're basically describing my life.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I also find it like when couples fight in front
Speaker 1: of you. Yes, yes, that's awkward as fuck.
Speaker 2: You have to, you have to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: And this is why it's always gonna be hard having
Speaker 1: in laws or whatever the fuck, because it's like you've
Speaker 1: had your whole life to like sort of get used
Speaker 1: to your family and now all of a sudden you're
Speaker 1: gonna be with somebody else's.
Speaker 5: Family and they have bullshit. It's like I'll be over
Speaker 5: here in the corner drinking rose. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that that points to a certain insecurity, right,
Speaker 4: Like if you if you argue in front of people,
Speaker 4: you need an audience for your argument.
Speaker 5: The audience, Yes, you need that, And so I don't
Speaker 5: like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 5: I don't like it, but.
Speaker 2: I hate that. I'm always like, well, that's gonna in
Speaker 2: flashed back to my parents.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, not bad, you know, like it's Tonice
Speaker 5: my fault, you know it. Yes, And then you try
Speaker 5: to be like the couple's therapists. You're like, well, what
Speaker 5: he's trying to say? Shut up? He always does this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not doctor Phil. I'm gonna go Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's make some noise. If you're the couple that argues,
Speaker 1: there's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be an argument about that, all right, No, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Like my my wife, if we get into.
Speaker 4: It, like she's like Brooklyn, She's deep Brooklyn, so she
Speaker 4: definitely you don't you don't you never are you in public?
Speaker 2: She'll be like getting the house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: I told my husband that too one time, Like I
Speaker 1: heard my first Christmas in Holland. I was with all
Speaker 1: these white people who were like the same height with
Speaker 1: the same eye color.
Speaker 5: I was like, the fuck is this? This is like
Speaker 5: the first thirty minutes of the Hills Have Eyes.
Speaker 1: Everyone looks alone place and when the government comes in
Speaker 1: with the fucking experiment what's going on? And so they're
Speaker 1: all like arguing in Dutch. I'm like, why is everyone arguing?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, you live in a very
Speaker 1: great country. My husband starts to get fucking stressed and shit,
Speaker 1: and then he snaps at me and it was like
Speaker 1: our first Christmas together, and I was.
Speaker 5: Like, ooh, what you're not gonna do?
Speaker 1: Like, don't make me be this bitch in front of
Speaker 1: all these classy white people right now?
Speaker 5: What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: So I pulled them aside and I was just like
Speaker 1: United Front, motherfucker United mother fucking Front verbatim.
Speaker 5: I almost like, you got some shit with me. You
Speaker 5: tell me over dear, like you tell me over dead.
Speaker 1: And he's like European and honest and weird, like even
Speaker 1: when people are over and like I'm trying to let
Speaker 1: him know.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, God, talk to you in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: He's like, it's open concept, you can say it here.
Speaker 7: I'm like, that's why you have to.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think that is an adulting thing. This
Speaker 4: show is about growing up, maturity and adulting. And you know,
Speaker 4: when you know when you go like like on a
Speaker 4: on a double date and when you like when they
Speaker 4: argue in front of you.
Speaker 2: Oh my good, it's kind of bad.
Speaker 4: But then at the end when you're when you're on
Speaker 4: your way home, you're in the car, you're like, you
Speaker 4: know what, we're better than them.
Speaker 2: Best part next month.
Speaker 4: Next ye.
Speaker 1: This moral the story is, if you want to find
Speaker 1: out how strong your relationship is, hang out with people
Speaker 1: who are about to break up.
Speaker 5: Welcome back to adult All right, we're gonna take some
Speaker 5: questions from the audience.
Speaker 2: Proper way to put on socks and shoes?
Speaker 4: No sock, sock, shoe shoe or sock shoe sock shoe?
Speaker 1: Are you going to take my skin and make a dress?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Got a couple of trolls in here.
Speaker 5: How do you put the lotion in the basket? Lotion basket?
Speaker 9: Basket?
Speaker 1: Low sho you wear crapy?
Speaker 2: Everybody knows is it's shoe, shoes, sock sock. You learn
Speaker 2: that the first day of kindygun you go around with
Speaker 2: your little size. What the fuck can.
Speaker 4: You be to hashtag adults too early? Is that just
Speaker 4: being lame?
Speaker 5: Oh? Is that like taking yourself too seriously? Is that
Speaker 5: what you meant?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I love kids that take them so I love a
Speaker 5: little Benjamin Button. I'm into it.
Speaker 4: My daughter is very I have a very serious daughter,
Speaker 4: and I love her level of rabbitas because we gave
Speaker 4: her this book about like minority female like leaders, right,
Speaker 4: it's just like little leaders of color and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she goes, I've been meaning to read this.
Speaker 2: You're six, You're six years old?
Speaker 11: What the.
Speaker 4: It's on your Amazon wishless?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 5: How much is your four to one k roth IRA contribution?
Speaker 5: Is my accountant?
Speaker 2: How much is your IRA contribution? I mean to who
Speaker 2: I mean to?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 2: Your question? Maxis Max's out? MAXI is out?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Lowell, go ahead, I don't know what that? Yeah, Loan,
Speaker 4: at the very minimum, you got to meet the company match, right,
Speaker 4: because otherwise you're leaving ass on the table.
Speaker 2: Meet the motherfucking company match. What why the fu you
Speaker 2: think you are? Goldman Ship Vanda?
Speaker 5: Can I get a rose on ice in a big cup?
Speaker 2: That's a true ordered it to get the company match?
Speaker 5: And what is this the fucking Senate sit down? Very
Speaker 5: excited to bring our next guest to the motherfucker show.
Speaker 1: She has so much going on. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: catch up with her about it. It's like the only
Speaker 1: time I see her when I book a first show.
Speaker 5: God damn it. And she's a really great busy vacation
Speaker 5: buddy too. And she's got a bunch of shows in
Speaker 5: New York. You should check out. Please give it up
Speaker 5: for our friend.
Speaker 6: Cheers.
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, yes, yes, Blan Blane, Blanton, Savanna and Burning.
Speaker 9: Yes bitches, bad bitch.
Speaker 13: Well, you've been talking a lot.
Speaker 5: I talk a lot, right, Jordan's what is going on.
Speaker 5: I'm back for like a week. We moved to Los Angeles.
Speaker 13: I was talking like five months ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, you original you're originally from originally from Indiana.
Speaker 9: I've lived really we made it out.
Speaker 5: You go to college in Virginia.
Speaker 9: Yeah, to college in Virginia and moved here and lived
Speaker 9: in New York for nine years.
Speaker 13: Okay, and now I'm in the LA.
Speaker 5: You lived in New York for nine years and you
Speaker 5: booked and.
Speaker 13: L Yeah it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm just saying, and so now you're in LA.
Speaker 13: Now I'm in LA.
Speaker 5: Tell me about it.
Speaker 9: I like it. It's when I'm first me there, I was like,
Speaker 9: it's too hot, it's ugly, and then now I'm like,
Speaker 9: the sunsets are beautiful and it's nice to take a
Speaker 9: stroll every once in a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I also have like a.
Speaker 9: Ton of close friends who already moved there before I did,
Speaker 9: so I don't have.
Speaker 5: That start over.
Speaker 1: I feel like New York, and I say this all
Speaker 1: the time, is such a great education for anybody the
Speaker 1: first year here. No matter what you're doing, you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is how you survive.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 9: I do feel safer in New York than La, okay,
Speaker 9: because there's always people on the street.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's always lights.
Speaker 13: Like there's times where you're in LA and you're walking down.
Speaker 9: To your car and you're like, it's dark and there's
Speaker 9: one other person on the street with palm trees.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's nothing around. There's nothing around.
Speaker 13: So yeah, I do miss the comune that is here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: LA was hard for me because like, I'm the only
Speaker 1: one that went there and gained weight. Everyone said it
Speaker 1: was hard to have dinner parties because everyone was fasting
Speaker 1: or late, and I was like, what the fuck? And
Speaker 1: then like I just missed wearing turtlenecks. I felt like
Speaker 1: a Diane Caaton movie that needs to happen. I was like,
Speaker 1: I need a fucking turtle yet ribbed.
Speaker 5: Let's go Jack Nicholson. But anyways, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like every year of your life something happens, like something beautiful,
Speaker 1: like you create something really nice, like what happened with
Speaker 1: you in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 9: Hmmm, this is something I created, or like it's a
Speaker 9: beautiful thing that.
Speaker 1: Happens a beautiful man. Ooh, I know something that happened
Speaker 1: between us that was crazy. We go to afro Punk.
Speaker 1: We get in, you know, the line of afro punk
Speaker 1: is fucking crazy. We're not even there five minutes. So
Speaker 1: she's just like, I think I need a chair. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you need a what? And then she falls down like
Speaker 1: Lisa vander Palm on Dancing with the Stars, just just
Speaker 1: a graceful faint in mixed print.
Speaker 13: I looked great doing it.
Speaker 5: You look good doing it so much so I was like,
Speaker 5: is this sick? I was like, psych get up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this was this was like this is bad adulting.
Speaker 9: This was because I showed up to her place, didn't eat.
Speaker 9: Kenny and I were like running late and we're like
Speaker 9: do we just got to get there and we knew
Speaker 9: there was gonna be food and booze there, but there
Speaker 9: was like half a sandwich left and so we're like, okay,
Speaker 9: and I know, and.
Speaker 2: You come early if you want to eat.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 9: And I came late and so I had half a
Speaker 9: sandwich two glasses of rose because I was like, I'm
Speaker 9: gonna have that. And then we went into the direct
Speaker 9: sunlight and just stood around and I was like, I'm
Speaker 9: getting really hot and dizzy, and.
Speaker 13: You were saying I don't know what you were talking about.
Speaker 5: We were talking as you are as I I was talking.
Speaker 5: I was like, is she listening? This is so I was.
Speaker 9: Like, what a terrible listener? Yeah, because I was like
Speaker 9: looking around, I was like, where are seats? And then
Speaker 9: I was like I think and he said dan, and
Speaker 9: You're like.
Speaker 5: Uh huh. Anyway, I was like, how broke? You need
Speaker 5: to sit down in the middle of my stores and then.
Speaker 9: Yeah, then I passed out and I don't remember that part.
Speaker 1: I just like went black and that was scary. But
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, there was just like.
Speaker 13: A black girl who my angel.
Speaker 1: She was an angel like with braids, and she she
Speaker 1: acted like she was like in Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was just like what's her pulse? She like
Speaker 5: opened her eyes and she's like is she breathing? What
Speaker 5: are her teeth look like?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the She has a bunch of questions.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think she's a piss. She was
Speaker 1: insaneing about and I was too high to be like what.
Speaker 1: And she was like did she just have marijuana? I
Speaker 1: was like, who didn't?
Speaker 5: Is Afro punk?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then she's like say, She's like you smoke nothing?
Speaker 2: Say nothing?
Speaker 9: Yeah, because the security was coming over and they want
Speaker 9: to kick us out, and.
Speaker 5: I was like, we just paid for these tickets. I
Speaker 5: got here, honey.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: She's like, just tell them that you drank too much
Speaker 9: and you didn't eat anything.
Speaker 5: And I was like that's the truth. You're so right.
Speaker 13: But I also did have edibles and that was like,
Speaker 13: what was I thinking?
Speaker 5: You were hungry and you ate edible?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I mean it, so I stopped that up. I mean
Speaker 9: it just like it came all of the same.
Speaker 5: But what's so crazy is that this lady disappeared in
Speaker 5: the night like the fucking witch.
Speaker 1: She was never there, dropped down, she was just like
Speaker 1: how is she doing?
Speaker 5: She was about to give you mouth to mouth and
Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4: Eric?
Speaker 11: Do?
Speaker 1: And then security comes and she's like, speak this to
Speaker 1: no one? Why after a punk isn't walk out?
Speaker 5: She was a Brown City angel. I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel like she did.
Speaker 9: Mention at some point that her parents were doctors. So
Speaker 9: I was like, okay, did she I miss that?
Speaker 5: I heard that part.
Speaker 1: She was pope, it's handled. I was like, bye, bye's handled.
Speaker 2: But here's here's the question. What did you learn from
Speaker 2: from like feigning an afro pone? What did you learn? Like,
Speaker 2: you have to like eat that.
Speaker 5: I definitely have to eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a part of adulting. That is a
Speaker 2: part of adulting.
Speaker 5: What did you learn from people don't come on?
Speaker 4: People don't eat their breakfast and then they're at the
Speaker 4: office right that they're like, eat and eat it Manning,
Speaker 4: and you know, I hate it.
Speaker 1: That's it was a peeve of mine in movies when
Speaker 1: like parents make their kids breakfast and then they're like
Speaker 1: I don't need to mom and leave them like.
Speaker 5: They take a grape and they run out. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: was a full spread scrambled eggs for your ass.
Speaker 1: If my mom scramble eggs without complaining about that ship,
Speaker 1: I eat all that ship.
Speaker 5: Sorry, this has nothing to do with the show.
Speaker 9: Hey, I also I haven't like taken edibles or smoked
Speaker 9: any weeds since then.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, because I just I think I can't handle it.
Speaker 2: Do you have what she learned? You can? You can't
Speaker 2: handle it?
Speaker 9: I think I can handle it. I mean it's because
Speaker 9: that's not the first time I've had edibles in like
Speaker 9: ruined my nights or other people's nights.
Speaker 13: So I'm like, maybe I'm bad at this.
Speaker 5: So I'll just that is very fucking responsible. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: think so. I wish.
Speaker 1: My husband asks me all the time when we have
Speaker 1: people over for dinner. He's like, please don't black out,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'll try.
Speaker 9: What one adulting thing I need to work on it
Speaker 9: is being late all the time?
Speaker 5: You want to be late?
Speaker 9: No, I I want to stat being so like it's
Speaker 9: I can see how I can't affect people's perception of
Speaker 9: you because I've done projects where people are like, I've
Speaker 9: suggested people like what if this person was joined us
Speaker 9: with this thing, and they're like, oh, they're always late.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a.
Speaker 9: Waste of time, and like, shit, I don't want anyone
Speaker 9: to say that about me, you know, like, oh, well,
Speaker 9: she's gonna slow production down for whatever reason because she's
Speaker 9: going to show up late.
Speaker 13: Or whatever the thing is.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't.
Speaker 13: I'm always like five to ten minutes late everything.
Speaker 5: Well you were three hours like last time. But oh
Speaker 5: to your party, for sure.
Speaker 13: I was hours late, yes, but no party but no,
Speaker 13: it's like a pre game party.
Speaker 5: But I get it. I understand.
Speaker 1: I love that you like your The things on your
Speaker 1: adult list is like the afternoon we had.
Speaker 9: It was like yeah, yes, not being so late all
Speaker 9: the time, not doing edible and not doing edibles and
Speaker 9: also eat if you're gonna do something intense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: Well you made it to the show, so sure, yes, yes,
Speaker 12: more yes, Wow, wow wow who.
Speaker 13: Welcome back to Adult.
Speaker 1: The last guest of the evening. She's fucking amazing. She's
Speaker 1: a powerhouse. She's kind, she's smart, she's talented. I love
Speaker 1: this lady so much that I know you will too,
Speaker 1: and I know you already do.
Speaker 5: Please give it up for Kay.
Speaker 2: Day don't Koodoo dance. Oh my god, it's so good, Sad.
Speaker 5: Dances, glad dance, this white girl dance.
Speaker 4: Well, I want to give it up for your sassy boots.
Speaker 4: I think those are really awesome.
Speaker 13: Sassy boots, tay Good at a high sass level, Tay Good.
Speaker 5: Okay, we want to know everything about Yeo Shin. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna lebra and joy long walks on the beat?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are there any other kind of walks on the bay
Speaker 1: slow motion?
Speaker 5: I do feel like no matter what underwear I wear,
Speaker 5: if I run in it, it will be a thong,
Speaker 5: gonna be a wedgie. Do you say wedgie, You're snuggie.
Speaker 5: Do you say wedgie? I say wedgie.
Speaker 11: It's regional, you're snuggie. I grew up in California and Arizona, Son.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what like crop tops, tank tops, shorts? Did
Speaker 5: you shot I had?
Speaker 11: We had was like part kind of dirty hippie in
Speaker 11: part like op like op shorts.
Speaker 5: And Hawaii is that ocean Pacific?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then and then and then burken Stock so too?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, who watched a party? Basically it was Jason confused.
Speaker 11: Where I grew up was like my husband was literally that.
Speaker 11: It was very pretty innocent.
Speaker 2: Part.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there was always some dude that was twenty one
Speaker 11: buying kegs for everyone.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: I did go to a party once.
Speaker 11: I did the thing at fourteen where I told my
Speaker 11: parents I was spending the night at my friend's house
Speaker 11: at Paulina Navarro's house, and Paulina and Navarro was spending
Speaker 11: the night at my house.
Speaker 2: Note.
Speaker 11: We went to the party that the twenty one year
Speaker 11: old guy was having and the theme was Toga Hawaiian
Speaker 11: or punk rock.
Speaker 5: Because you had options. Yeah, we had options. And then
Speaker 5: I was making out with a dude and then my
Speaker 5: Pauline came out to me. She's like, your brother, your
Speaker 5: stepdad's here. No, did they try and find you? Yes?
Speaker 5: I had to like quickly.
Speaker 11: It was.
Speaker 5: It was awful. That's terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you like sneak in like hoochi mamma clothes
Speaker 1: and your backpack just like walk out?
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 5: I was like in my Hawaiian gear, pissed. I was
Speaker 5: like the Hawaiian girl.
Speaker 11: It was so ridiculous. It was the one time, yeah
Speaker 11: I got, I got slapped hard. My parents were like,
Speaker 11: you are in big trouble, damn you old school. You
Speaker 11: got I slapped yeah, on the front porch too.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: Did I take this save.
Speaker 5: Davids come to visit. I'm super duking.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, it is so okay, well not not
Speaker 11: walk me through it, but so walk me through it
Speaker 11: through which part? There's so much there, there's a lot, like,
Speaker 11: there's a lot to unpack. It's one of my least
Speaker 11: favorite verbs.
Speaker 5: Are you triggered? Should we unpackaged yourself? I hate unpackage.
Speaker 5: You gotta pack that the suitcase.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: I hate what people are like. It's an onion, so
Speaker 5: many layers. I'm like, stop, okay, sorry, what kind of
Speaker 5: what kind of teenage were you?
Speaker 2: Were you?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: Were you all the way rebellions or you just like no?
Speaker 11: I was like I was like a human mullet, you know,
Speaker 11: like business in the front, party in the rear, like
Speaker 11: I got really good.
Speaker 5: I was like I was got good grades. I partied
Speaker 5: only on weekends. I had my parents, We had my
Speaker 5: oldest sister's ex husband. This is so it's like he
Speaker 5: had this.
Speaker 11: He was a pop farmer in northern California and I
Speaker 11: think until recently until his became legal. Now it's all
Speaker 11: but it's like crazy, but he had this crazy wheat,
Speaker 11: like the higher line whatever the hydroponic is that?
Speaker 5: Kids, I'm your mom?
Speaker 11: Is it the.
Speaker 2: It's a very limited amount of.
Speaker 11: Wrong. Well, he was on his way to Mexico with
Speaker 11: his lady, his special lady, and he stopped by our
Speaker 11: house and dropped off for our for our hospitality.
Speaker 5: He gave my parents a dining bag and they spoke
Speaker 5: like once a season. So I was like, leave it
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 11: I got it and I would pinch it. And this
Speaker 11: stuff was seriously hallucinogenic. This was like edibles, but in
Speaker 11: nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 5: It was crazy. So I was sort of the toast
Speaker 5: of Catalia High School in twos on Arizona.
Speaker 11: To me, if you had the good stuff, oh my god,
Speaker 11: if you're tired of the desert dirt weed, come on.
Speaker 5: Over, very sure of yourself. Who were you in college?
Speaker 5: In college, I was a dropout?
Speaker 2: Nice, get it off.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Did you always listen to your inner voice?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: I tried not to.
Speaker 11: And when I tried not to, I would get physically sick.
Speaker 11: Like if you try to be something for me. If
Speaker 11: I tried to go down a road, it just wasn't
Speaker 11: working right, and I got sort of depressed and miserable,
Speaker 11: and then I I just want to be an actor soul,
Speaker 11: and I didn't like the acting program with you guys,
Speaker 11: so I split and started doing it.
Speaker 5: Waited a lot of tables, a lot of waste yourself.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love that. Yeah, that's I mean.
Speaker 1: But I feel like just if more people would do
Speaker 1: that with whatever they want to do, wouldn't people just
Speaker 1: be happier?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, I feel so lucky actually to you know.
Speaker 11: My dad was you know, he immigrated from Ireland, music
Speaker 11: kid who worked really hard. He fought and with two
Speaker 11: tours in career, he had a really hard life. Was
Speaker 11: an orphanage here and then it was sort of that
Speaker 11: thing like I had the opportunity to literally pursue my
Speaker 11: dreams and go after it. As cheesy or corny as
Speaker 11: that sounds, it's true and I'm like that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm getting chills. My right nipples hard. I love.
Speaker 5: I was wondering about the right one because like it's
Speaker 5: the right one going to go off at people do.
Speaker 5: What was what was auditioning like when you first started?
Speaker 5: He's like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What, No, I agree, you concur sometimes.
Speaker 5: Wait what what was auditioning like when you first started?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, awful, I mean horrible. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How often did you want to quit? Though? Did you
Speaker 2: ever want? Like all the time?
Speaker 5: I was the quintessential bitter waitress like when I just smoke,
Speaker 5: I would. I was just in New York the nineties.
Speaker 11: When I moved, I lived in Chicago, did theater there,
Speaker 11: got my equity car. Then came here and I would
Speaker 11: be smoking and my brother would come in to see
Speaker 11: me on my ship. I was just at the bar,
Speaker 11: smoking and putting it out and going to serve the
Speaker 11: people just better.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 5: I just can't. And he'd be like, what are you
Speaker 5: gonna do? I was like, I'll teach. He's like, you
Speaker 5: did dropped out of college.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, so you kind of gave your
Speaker 2: like you had no other option. It was like only
Speaker 2: four words.
Speaker 11: I didn't have any other Well, I mean, I could
Speaker 11: have gone back to school. But I also I really
Speaker 11: did love it, but you I did. You have to
Speaker 11: be some kind of bit of a masochist to keep
Speaker 11: going through it.
Speaker 5: I really really love it. And then you have to
Speaker 5: have luck, and then you have to be I think
Speaker 5: a little bit good.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 11: You are.
Speaker 5: You are famous. How do you trust people like friends
Speaker 5: or you know? I don't trust you. I don't trust
Speaker 5: any of you.
Speaker 2: I don't feel comfort.
Speaker 5: I feel safe. I'm triggered.
Speaker 1: You should track, you should always trust somebody with big
Speaker 1: titties and freckles.
Speaker 11: We are I mean, I don't know who doesn't want
Speaker 11: to moti about you? Right? No?
Speaker 5: I wait, what was the question? How do you how
Speaker 5: do you know?
Speaker 1: How do you trust someone you like? Have any do
Speaker 1: you have any low key stories of just being like ooh,
Speaker 1: I knew that bitch was no good?
Speaker 11: Ooh yeah in the beginning, I think when you know,
Speaker 11: right around when Grey's anatomy happened and we all got
Speaker 11: like very kind of well known publicly for the first
Speaker 11: time most of us, you have some people like you
Speaker 11: know that want to help you out, and then you're like, oh,
Speaker 11: you're actually skimming money.
Speaker 5: Off of this or that, and you're like and and
Speaker 5: so it's not easy. But I don't know.
Speaker 11: Luckily I didn't have too many bad But then he
Speaker 11: gets some weird people from childhood be like, Heyross, does
Speaker 11: that happen?
Speaker 5: I mean, does that happened to?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Facebook is terrible, Yeah, terrible, because you're like, of course
Speaker 11: I want.
Speaker 2: To always Yeah, that's the answer to that question.
Speaker 5: Yeahs in his skirt. Yeah I care. So relationship wise,
Speaker 5: we talk about this all the time.
Speaker 1: Talk about deal breakers, Yeah, the booker and eating the
Speaker 1: bookers and all sort of stuff. But like a lot
Speaker 1: of book a lot of booker talk. What is your
Speaker 1: deal Like, what is a huge deal breaker for you?
Speaker 1: It could be gross, it could be whatever.
Speaker 5: The food's basic. Lying Lying is a deal breaker, Okay,
Speaker 5: I mean I guess I just don't. That's just such
Speaker 5: a hard one to repair her. If somebody lies, you
Speaker 5: didn't trust right. Lying is hard. Lying as hard recover.
Speaker 5: How do you recover from it?
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, And like I had to really like
Speaker 1: believe my husband, like because he's Dutch, and so I
Speaker 1: really try to read his emails with your own Dutch,
Speaker 1: and I try to, Like it's so hard, like translating
Speaker 1: for so long, and I was like, I'm done.
Speaker 5: I really feel like there's nothing. You know, I've been
Speaker 5: through stuff in life. There's really nothing that's gonna take
Speaker 5: me down. Nothing. I love that super challenge. I'll be
Speaker 5: looking really that we're almost sad. We're gonna take some
Speaker 5: questions from the audience.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 5: I love to answer. I just don't mind if I
Speaker 5: started sweating. It's happening already.
Speaker 11: Uh, what are the best and worst TV shows for
Speaker 11: learning to adult. Oh, I had several people like I
Speaker 11: don't know if they were lying or not, but they
Speaker 11: were like, I went to medical school where I wanted
Speaker 11: to be a doctor.
Speaker 5: Maybe they dropped out, who knows, but it seems like
Speaker 5: they learned something from that show.
Speaker 11: Yeah. Then Sextual Triangles, a lot of dimmas in the
Speaker 11: room closet.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know.
Speaker 5: You know what I made my mom.
Speaker 1: Watch was Gracie and Frankie on Netflix because she's just
Speaker 1: a little Jamaican nugget, you know, who is it homophobic?
Speaker 2: But why did your voice go up?
Speaker 5: Because it's still a question.
Speaker 1: Like she's like obviously loves love and loves people, but
Speaker 1: it's just like very old school and like you don't
Speaker 1: do that in public. And so it was really nice
Speaker 1: to watch a show with her where it was like
Speaker 1: age appropriate and you know, it really was just not
Speaker 1: about like those young people smoke in the marijuana and
Speaker 1: kiss it. It was like, no, like two men who
Speaker 1: finally in their third act want to be together and
Speaker 1: don't care what society says. And it really promoted a
Speaker 1: great conversation between my mom and I that I didn't
Speaker 1: not think would happen.
Speaker 5: So that was very nice. I like racing and Frankie,
Speaker 5: it's nice. I like, what about you guys.
Speaker 2: I'm more of a Daniel Tiger guy. But well, I
Speaker 2: would say big mouth. Oh yeah, yeah, big mouth is good.
Speaker 2: As a parent.
Speaker 10: It helps me think about my child going through puberty
Speaker 10: and what what going through her mind when she when
Speaker 10: she goes through puberty. Yeah, and also as a person
Speaker 10: who went through puberty, I'm like, oh, should I remember that? Yeah,
Speaker 10: because you forget like how awkward and weird sex and
Speaker 10: just relationship.
Speaker 5: You're sorry sex, Yeah, you're a girl, not yet a woman.
Speaker 4: Any way of getting over anxiety to make your own appointment, Oh,
Speaker 4: that's real. Like the anxiety of making your own appointments.
Speaker 4: Anyway to get over that anxiety?
Speaker 5: Doctor appointments, like any appointments.
Speaker 2: Any appointments, that's anxiety. That's real. I see you, I
Speaker 2: feel you, You're you're among friends.
Speaker 11: And from that, deeply I think I meditate. I I
Speaker 11: really I give myself permission to cancel stuff. I understand. Yeah,
Speaker 11: meditation helps a lot for that. For me, it kind
Speaker 11: of slows me down, gets me and you know, kind
Speaker 11: of in sync with myself and you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think in New York, like I try to
Speaker 4: do maybe like cause okay, but guilty don't have an
Speaker 4: office job, so uh if I have something to do,
Speaker 4: I'll only try to do like two to three things
Speaker 4: a day, like shoot for like maybe like one big
Speaker 4: one for the week.
Speaker 2: I hope you get to the dentist or wherever.
Speaker 5: I also think CBD oil helps, Yeah, Like that's real. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's real.
Speaker 1: Like I'll still have like anxious thoughts, but like like
Speaker 1: physically it doesn't. I'm not physically affected, like, oh I
Speaker 1: got to do all these things, I have time to
Speaker 1: do it, and then I'll have like a heart beat
Speaker 1: in my right eye and I'm like it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like my whole body is a heart beat.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But now I do a little trip drop with CBD oil.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yes, I will be there, but fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes late.
Speaker 5: What's the next question? Down?
Speaker 10: Will The next question is how do I stay awake
Speaker 10: past midnight on a weekday?
Speaker 5: Girl? Bye? I want to Why would you want to
Speaker 5: that when the good things happen? Yeah, I know That's
Speaker 5: where I'm like trying to not I'm like, how do
Speaker 5: I go to bed? By eleven. Well, oh, I gotta
Speaker 5: take the I.
Speaker 2: Think maybe that's that's probably like a to go out
Speaker 2: kind of thing, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: Well, don't.
Speaker 1: Home.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't take a question out of the bowl, all right, Michelle,
Speaker 5: I will any tips for if your family or your
Speaker 5: s oh's family what significant other significant other took my second?
Speaker 11: Any tips for if you your family or your s
Speaker 11: o's family don't particularly like each other. Very hypothetical, as
Speaker 11: my parents and my boyfriend's parents haven't actually met, so.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't even know about that.
Speaker 2: So it's like they're worried that when these yeah, how that's.
Speaker 5: Going to go. I don't because I just ambushed my parents.
Speaker 5: I'm just like, look, this is how it's going to go.
Speaker 11: You're meeting them now or I don't even like, I
Speaker 11: don't even it just doesn't happen that often where our
Speaker 11: parents are in rooms.
Speaker 5: I don't even care.
Speaker 11: I'm just like they're so happy that I'm with somebody
Speaker 11: that they're like, well, she's barren, she has a significant friend. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 11: we didn't have grandchildren, so what's nice.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, there are those used to be.
Speaker 1: So that is a really hard question because what you
Speaker 1: don't realize is that it's completely out of your control
Speaker 1: and you can only be a good person. You know,
Speaker 1: you can only do you and just like set everybody
Speaker 1: up on even ground so it's not their house or
Speaker 1: the other person's house.
Speaker 5: It's like Benny Hannah bowling. Yeah, like doing something.
Speaker 2: Blow in there, eat it up a little building. Absolutely?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is this like then and the Capulets. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: what will happen on this fortnight, but.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, well that was the last question. Thank
Speaker 5: you so much? Yes, did DJ Don Well?
Speaker 2: You just heard Kate Walsh and since she is.
Speaker 1: A mad, fun, marijuana laced show, I mean we got edibles,
Speaker 1: we got weird uncles.
Speaker 4: Yes, Honeyed Adulting was produced by Blakeney Schick and Odelia Rubin.
Speaker 4: The Adulting team includes jo annaslatarof Colin Schuman, Joe Ploord,
Speaker 4: ed Haber, Irene Trudell, and the live show is produced
Speaker 4: by Christian Banda.
Speaker 1: Our theme music is produced by Isaac Jones, with additional
Speaker 1: music by Don Well.
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