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Speaker 1: to lobby politicians. And if you did not hear about this,

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Speaker 7: He shouldn't be allowed back on here. And you know,

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Speaker 7: gambling like hundreds of thousands of dollars in the stock

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Speaker 7: market and he accused me. This was like, I finally

428
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Speaker 7: can talk about this because he hasn't bothered me about it.

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Speaker 6: But he's like, you lost eighty.

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Speaker 7: Thousand dollars of my money. I have to go to

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Speaker 7: an advisor now, you know. So it was back like

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Speaker 7: in February, and I was like, dude, I was trying

433
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Speaker 7: to tell you, like what to do. You were just

434
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Speaker 7: like you know how it gets emotional when you start.

435
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Speaker 7: You start like not listening to anybody, and everything goes

436
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Speaker 7: downhill so fast.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 6: That.

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Speaker 1: Well, you you cost me money in the stock market.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, I know you did.

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Speaker 1: You told me to invest in the one you told

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Speaker 1: me to invest in the one weed stock that didn't

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Speaker 1: make any money, So thank you.

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Speaker 7: I want to get back in the stock market now.

445
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Speaker 7: Remember I was going to get that book deal for us.

446
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Speaker 7: You're gonna get fifteen, I'm gonna get five. It's going

447
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Speaker 7: to be the overnight radio. So we have a pretty

448
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Speaker 7: good story, I do. I call the other shows sometimes,

449
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Speaker 7: like the other overnight shows face, they're awful. The producers

450
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Speaker 7: listen to the show. They know when I'm calling in,

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Speaker 7: like they say, oh, well and Scott, so you know

452
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Speaker 7: they're listening to our show, you know, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Of course I understand. All right, well, very good. I'm

454
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Speaker 1: gonna put you go away. I'll put you on hold whatever,

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Speaker 1: let's go do Who do we have here?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 1: Rick in Maryland? Look at that? Rick and Maryland Morning

458
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Speaker 1: Time from Rick and Maryland.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Rick, morning time. I'm going on being.

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Speaker 1: Now, Rick, I did not watch the sb's last night.

461
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Speaker 1: There was a great joke in there, Rick, I don't

462
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 1: know if you watched it or not. I saw the

463
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Speaker 1: clip and we talked about it earlier in the show.

464
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Speaker 1: The comedian, mister Gillis, who's very funny, very funny comedian,

465
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Speaker 1: liked the guy. I don't like a lot of comedians.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was friggured. Did you see what he did?

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Speaker 1: Rick and Maryland? Did you see what he did?

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Speaker 6: No? No, tell me what happened?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, so he what he did is he at

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Speaker 1: the SBS he introduced four time w NBA All Star

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Speaker 1: Britney Hicks. I got it, man, Hold is it now? Now?

472
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Speaker 1: Do you know who Brittany Hicks is?

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Speaker 2: Rick?

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Speaker 1: You're a w NBA fan, right? Are you familiar with

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Speaker 1: Britney Hicks?

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Speaker 8: Key area?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? Do you know what team Britney

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Speaker 1: Hicks plays for?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? The Storm.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well you're making my point. Let's go to the

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Speaker 1: audio tape right there. Play the audio four time.

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Speaker 3: W n all star Britney Hicks is here. Give it

484
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Speaker 3: up for Brittany, everybody, I'm joking around.

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Speaker 1: That's my friend's wife.

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Speaker 3: I knew none of you knew w NBA players.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Rick, you took debit my man. I appreciate that, Rick,

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 6: Look real quick. Check this out. So you're saying the

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Speaker 6: Commanders are bringing von Miller here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, von Miller. He announced it himself on social media.

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Speaker 1: I think von Miller. You you might be younger than

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Speaker 1: von Miller at this point, Rick.

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Speaker 6: Man, I didn't even know. Man. Come on, I try

495
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Speaker 6: not to listen to these dag on pre season heights

496
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Speaker 6: and everything, so I won't get disappointed. But I had

497
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Speaker 6: to hear it on your show. Y'all usually don't talk

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Speaker 6: about any Washington teams. But anyway, why would.

499
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Speaker 1: I Why would I talk about Washington teams? I don't.

500
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Speaker 1: I'm doing broadcasting that they all suck like other than

501
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Speaker 1: the Commanders, they had a good run. But other than that,

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Speaker 1: the Wizards are unwatchable. The Nationals they have no more natitude. Right,

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Speaker 1: we don't hot, we don't really talk hockey, so what

504
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Speaker 1: are we gonna talk about?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, heah, yeah yeah. But they man will bring

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Speaker 6: Dexter Manley back, you know, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, I'm all. I'm all for Dexter Manley, bring

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Speaker 1: him back. He was a he was a great defensive player.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't read, but he was a really good defensive player.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely well you can read that offense though. But anyway,

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Speaker 6: chuck this off. One more thing before I go. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: ink of terror INCA Terror's gonna be one of the judges.

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00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 6: I was thinking about coming back, but he gave me

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Speaker 6: a one last year. Man. I mean I thought you

515
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 6: get a one, just want to participate.

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Speaker 1: Well that was last year. You know he is having

517
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Speaker 1: a bad night or whatever. I want you to be

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Speaker 1: in this thing, Rick and Maryland. You're you're a show legend.

519
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: We want you to be part of the show. As

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00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: long as you don't just call up and say morning time.

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00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: You gotta do something more than that. You got to

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00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: give us more than just morning time. Will you do

523
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Speaker 1: it in Spanish?

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Speaker 5: You can in Spanish?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Uh uh?

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Speaker 6: Come on, st stay wow, just the last thing, last thing.

528
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Speaker 6: See Rayna putting me on the spot. You know, I

529
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 6: hate losing, man. I mean, I was doing a sign

530
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Speaker 6: sign language class. I was doing well, but I was

531
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Speaker 6: doing well. I'm doing well.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 6: It was like, you know, I'm doing well, and all

534
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Speaker 6: of a sudden I got the letter center. I failed.

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Speaker 6: So I went to the director. I'm like, how I fell,

536
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Speaker 6: you know, and sign them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, was too loud.

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Speaker 6: I was too loud because.

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Speaker 1: To be all all right, Well, well listen, I'll put

540
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: you on hold. Talk to Coop. We'll get your talk.

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Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun is in Boston, the immortal enemy of

542
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Speaker 1: Blind Scott. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.

543
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Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to talk to Bland Scott. You

544
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: should get to Gon, although he does deserve six minutes

545
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 2: because he has multiple personalities. And then I remind you

546
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Speaker 2: you gave me a minus ten last year. I was

547
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Speaker 2: on for six minutes when I was warming up. If

548
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: you remember, yeah, yeah, I like that.

549
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: You remember everyone remembers their scores from last year's malipulus.

550
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: That's how important this is. I don't even know what

551
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: I had for lunch the other day, and you guys

552
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: all remember your scores on the Malletpalooza.

553
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: So at the airport, I went to Legal Seafoods and

554
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: I bought you to charter. So that's that's high quality

555
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Speaker 2: even though.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was from the that was from the airport

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Speaker 1: on your Okay.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank good you forgot to mention an important

559
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Speaker 2: friends from Massachusetts. Mats Hole Mickey.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right on the other side, mass Whole Mickey,

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Speaker 1: the gray who I met h the meet and greet

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Speaker 1: we did last year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah what Lorena, Lorena, I've got to quarter today. She

564
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Speaker 2: has many layers, that's the quart herself. And she's a

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Speaker 2: hot dog queen and the sausage queen. And I heard

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Speaker 2: a rumor, Ben that you live in one of those

567
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Speaker 2: samsy houses in Beverly Hills.

568
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, not all rumors are true.

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Speaker 2: Well I know so anyway, the big dumpter, the big jumper.

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Speaker 2: If I was behind that, you know, the poop fuck,

571
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Speaker 2: I would buy a lot of cats. You buy some

572
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Speaker 2: Irish spring.

573
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Speaker 1: And yes, you love Irish spring. And we learned about

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Speaker 1: when you visited us. These guys weren't there, but I

575
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Speaker 1: was there. We learned Michael Lepreton loves Irish spring, and

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Speaker 1: he loves suntan lotion. He enjoys a lot of sun

577
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Speaker 1: tanned lotion.

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Speaker 2: And miracle two happens. Miracles two happened. A redhead is

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Speaker 2: called center a redhead one dy Wimbledon and finally Lorena

580
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Speaker 2: even a bigger miracle. Lorena has responded to sell up

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Speaker 2: my posts.

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Speaker 1: An X and all right, oh yeah, you guys have

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Speaker 1: made up. It's amazing Lorena. All you have to do

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Speaker 1: is bribe Lorena with the gift cards and then all right,

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Speaker 1: I got to move on real quick. Kelly in the

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Speaker 1: Moine is there? Hello, Kelly in the moin, Welcome Kelly him,

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Speaker 1: Hello the former donut Kelly. How can we help you? Kelly?

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Speaker 6: Nothing, I'm just saying I'm getting excited for the talent show.

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00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: All right? And you are you doing something with your

590
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Speaker 1: husband or I guess you guys aren't married, right, you're

591
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Speaker 1: not married yet.

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Speaker 6: We're just engaged right now.

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Speaker 1: You're just engaged. I got you. All right, Well you

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Speaker 1: guys do a due?

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Speaker 8: Are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing a duet? Are you going to get

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Speaker 1: cheat involved in this?

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Speaker 8: No, we're not doing a duet.

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Speaker 9: It's it's just going to be me unfortunately.

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Speaker 8: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, when you will be singing or you'll

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Speaker 1: be doing something else?

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Speaker 6: No, I'm singing, yes, okay.

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Speaker 1: All right, well very good. Excited about that? All right?

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Speaker 1: Well we look forward that well, we'll see on the

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Speaker 1: Sunday night.

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Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, no, I'm excited for it.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll leave it there then, thank you,

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Speaker 1: all right, the great Kelly. Look at that. She checked

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Speaker 1: in there as well, Kelly from des Moines, and she'll

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Speaker 1: be one of the acts. And the Mallard palooza on

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Speaker 1: Sunday night. Well, not safe and saying that would be

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Speaker 1: a charge. Your running back former Steeler Najee Harris, remember

614
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Speaker 1: when he the story came out he was injured with

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Speaker 1: fireworks and immediately the agent and the team was like, Ah,

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Speaker 1: it's not that big a deal. He'll be ready to go. Well,

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Speaker 1: it does not look like that the case. The Chargers

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Speaker 1: are now saying Harris is likely to start the season

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Speaker 1: on the non football injury list. And Harris expected to

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Speaker 1: I guess he was expected to arrive yesterday. He has

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Speaker 1: been receiving treatment at the Hospital at Stanford in Northern

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Speaker 1: California as he fed up his eyeball. So can you

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Speaker 1: play running back if you only have one eye? It'd

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Speaker 1: be like the cyclops running back or something like that.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know. I hope he's all right, but

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Speaker 1: you don't kids don't play with fireworks. We kind of

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Speaker 1: all knew that, but he did and he ended upffing

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Speaker 1: up his eye. He was in the wrong place at

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Speaker 1: the wrong time. We're gonna have fact or fiction fact

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Speaker 1: or fiction. If you'd like to be one of our judges.

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Speaker 1: We cleared out the phone lines eight seven, seven, nine

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Speaker 1: nine six six three six nine eight seven seven ninety

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Speaker 1: nine on Fox We'll get to fact or fiction and

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Speaker 1: we will do it next.

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Speaker 1: just search Ben Maller wherever you get your podcast, and

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Speaker 1: you will find Piping Hot the latest episode, best of version,

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Speaker 1: which is all of nine seconds long, posted right after

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Speaker 1: we get off the air.

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Speaker 5: Please transmit a media.

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Speaker 1: Is it fact for fiction?

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Speaker 3: Let's face some raw facts on the Ben Mall Show.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it right now here we go. Let's welcome

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Speaker 1: in our celebrity panel, the power couple on this show,

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Speaker 1: the celebrity couple who cares about Travis Kelcey and that singer.

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Speaker 1: For us, it's Leslie and Jack the judge, and we

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Speaker 1: say hello to Lesson. Good morning Leslie, Good morning Ben.

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Speaker 9: Unfortunately you only get half of the power Couple.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's that's all right. You are you're the you're

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Speaker 1: the famous one. You're Jack's famous as well. You are

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Speaker 1: you're the Taylor Swift of the couple. So that's that's right. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's right, all right, everything good with you too. You

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Speaker 1: are you? You're back in Florida from New York. Yes,

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Speaker 1: now we're in New York.

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Speaker 8: And our air condiction name just the.

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Speaker 1: Bullet Oh no, oh, no toy today. All right. You

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Speaker 1: never appreciate the air conditioning repair person until it's the

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Speaker 1: summer and it breaks. Yeah, all right, Well you're from Florida.

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Speaker 1: You living Florida, now you're used to the heat. Alright,

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Speaker 1: Hold good luck Leslie. With that, hold on, we have

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Speaker 1: America's favorite drag queen Fulexus. Hello, Flexus in Buffalo, and

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Speaker 1: I think I'm in.

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Speaker 8: Love with Mike E Forgot and I might enter the

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Speaker 8: tail show. The five pap things why you hate Brian Scott, Well.

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Speaker 1: That would be a great that's a list. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We don't really do list, but you can make it.

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Speaker 1: Flexus is big board. All right, hold on a sec.

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Speaker 1: We have our friend Tammy and Montana. Good morning, Tammy, Welcome,

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Speaker 1: Hey Dan Gosh.

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Speaker 9: I can't believe anybody could limit only five things that

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Speaker 9: are wrong with blind Scott when I can think of

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Speaker 9: it at least a thousand.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, blind Scott's got issues. I think he's got

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Speaker 1: more than five personalities. So right there, you could do

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Speaker 1: one for each personality, you'd get more than five, Tammy.

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Speaker 1: Hold on? Is that we have Milkman Mike in Colorado. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Milkman day.

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Speaker 6: Good mile high morning.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, Happy Thursday.

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Speaker 1: And will you be you are in the Talent show?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing an impersonation in the Talent Show? Do

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Speaker 1: you want to reveal your actor?

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Speaker 6: No, h we will be impersonating a few personality.

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Speaker 7: That I will not divulge at this time those particular people.

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Speaker 1: Okay, very exciting as milkman. Mike there in Colorado, he's

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Speaker 1: in the malat Palooza. Shane in des Moine, Hello, Shane, Welcome.

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Speaker 7: Hi Ben.

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Speaker 9: You know Kelly won't let me enter the talent show.

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Speaker 2: She runs a tight ship over here.

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Speaker 1: She's in charge. You got to listen to the boss. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: listen to the boss. All right, I hear Kelly in

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Speaker 1: the back. All right. Hold on everyone, hold on three stories.

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Speaker 1: You know the rules, three stories. Figure out which of

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Speaker 1: the three is not true? They all say, ridiculous, figure

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Speaker 1: out which are the three is not true? So a

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Speaker 1: lot of conjecture value male athletes where they compete with

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Speaker 1: female athletes. What happens with all these issues? Well, ABC,

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Speaker 1: in partnership with Hulu, announced this week All Star Family

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Speaker 1: Feud will pit former All Star NBA players against former

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Speaker 1: All Star WNBA players. That's just what we need, unless

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Speaker 1: it's not Story number two. Happy Gilmore Too is coming

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Speaker 1: soon to Netflix and Callaway Golf is setting is pretty

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Speaker 1: excited about it. Rather, the coming announce they will be

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Speaker 1: selling limited edition hockey stick, putters and golf balls inspired

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Speaker 1: by the movie. You can get the golf balls for

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Speaker 1: fifty nine nine nine per dozen, of course, and a

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Speaker 1: hockey stick putter for the low price of five hundred dollars,

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Speaker 1: which is actually not that bad. I went to a

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Speaker 1: golf store a few months back, and I could not

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Speaker 1: believe how expensive the freaking clubs were. It's inflation moment,

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Speaker 1: all right. Story number three, The King Grooming the King

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Speaker 1: Lebron James as a show called The Shop takes place

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Speaker 1: in a barbershop, fake barbershop. Lebron has been doing the

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Speaker 1: show so long that he has apparently become an expert

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Speaker 1: in grooming. Lebron now has his own line of men's

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Speaker 1: grooming products called The Shop. I wonder how they came

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Speaker 1: up with that. Products include shaving cream, beard cream, and

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Speaker 1: facial lotion. All right, those all these stories one, two,

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Speaker 1: and three, Leslie, which of the three is not true?

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Speaker 1: You are my first judge here the power couple. I

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Speaker 1: gotta go with number three, Lebron, I got you all right? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you, have a great weekend. I hope the air

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Speaker 1: conditioning gets fixed there on Long Island. Hold on, tam No,

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Speaker 1: We're going to Felexus first, Felexus one, two or three? Felexus.

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Speaker 8: I gotta go with Leslie number three.

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Speaker 1: All right, cheating off Leslie's paper? Bad job, are you?

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Speaker 1: Tammy and Montana?

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Speaker 9: I gotta go with number one for the number one,

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Speaker 9: Queen of FSR for alexis all right.

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Speaker 1: Very good, Hold on a sec, Tammy and Milkman, Mike one,

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Speaker 1: two or three? Milkman.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's got to be the number of functioning brain

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Speaker 6: cells in blind Scott's brain.

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Speaker 1: It's number one, all right, Shane and the boy quickly, Shane, No,

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Speaker 1: it's number one. The number one was the fake story

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Speaker 1: this week, so the family feud one that was the

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Speaker 1: fake one. Amazing,