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Speaker 1: I try my best to not be a typical man.

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Speaker 1: Jewel show and due to recent events, my co host

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Speaker 1: So we'll go over Alex's dudes and don't for guys

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes. It's a Jewel show, the Jewbil

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Speaker 1: my apologies sometimes I get a little ahead of conversations.

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Speaker 1: My name is Aquarius and I'm a psychic. And your

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? How are you? And that's

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Speaker 1: What Clarious was? No, do you have anything, Danielle? Hello, Danielle, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Is he is this for real? Experian plan? Hi Joe?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Yeah? I'm good. Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a reading on Danielle right now. Do you

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Speaker 1: because this is not worth a thousand dollars. You are

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Speaker 1: refund for what? I'm sorry? Yes, for a bad reading?

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Speaker 1: This reading. No, you're telling you that I already know. Moment,

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Speaker 1: Jebil Show on demand. First date follow up. Okay, before

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Speaker 1: How can you make that creative? So like, there's not

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Speaker 1: marshan Remember it's dirty little secret? Text in for one

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Speaker 1: or six one. You go a dirty little secret to

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Speaker 1: tell us, and you can tell us anything. And we

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Speaker 1: always keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. Can you guess? Maybe based

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Speaker 1: off of that Comit the Frog? Yeah, it's Permit the Frog.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna go with Marvin the marshmat Why not

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Speaker 1: Ermit the Frog that stuff. How are you? Hey? Hi,

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Speaker 1: thanks for having me the problem? Thanks for calling in

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Speaker 1: kermy still green? Yeah, still green? Great? Right? So what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? What do you want to tell us? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So I've been getting my grandma pretty happy. Who don't

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Speaker 1: say that? Okay, I should not being the same sentence. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: giving your grandma happy is your dirty little secret? Do

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Speaker 1: we need to cool the police? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: nothing like that, guys. Nothing super weird Okay, I've just

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Speaker 1: been and uh, you know, what have you been doing

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Speaker 1: to make your grandma happy? Yeah? Um, well, she lives

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Speaker 1: in her retirement homie guys, and she told me a

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Speaker 1: couple of months ago that she wants to try weeds,

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Speaker 1: like she wants to smoke weed. Yeah's gop. So you've

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Speaker 1: been getting your grandma's stone, that's what you mean by

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Speaker 1: making grandma happy something to that effect. Yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: go to the retirement home and smoke weed with your grandma. No, no, actually,

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Speaker 1: it's it's interesting, like you're not allowed to smoke um

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Speaker 1: like on the premises, that's against the rules. So you

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Speaker 1: have been doing in another way? What have you been doing? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I've actually been um like smuggling weed brownies, smuggling

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Speaker 1: so my grandma's retirement home and um so yeah, so

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Speaker 1: you've been smuggling wade brownies into your grandma's retirement home

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Speaker 1: and she knows that they're wee brownies, right, Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: definitely knows. Uh. And by the way, like she's been

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Speaker 1: like passing him out to her friends and other people

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Speaker 1: at the retirement homes. Like that's amazing. You actually are

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Speaker 1: a dealer now, you are well are you selling them?

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Speaker 1: Are you just giving away? Because that's not a dealer,

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Speaker 1: well kind of a dealer. No, no, No, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a very recreational baker. I bet they see, like,

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Speaker 1: I bet they get excited when they see you coming

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Speaker 1: on the door. When's your grandson gonna come back around again?

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Speaker 1: He's so nice. I like him his little brownies again

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Speaker 1: because those were good. I haven't felt ways that I

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Speaker 1: felt out for eating one of those in about forty years. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can definitely see that when I come, they're very excited,

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Speaker 1: and some of them are like pretty much waiting by

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Speaker 1: the door, probably the first time they've walked. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Well it's a miracle. Keep up the good work, then,

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Speaker 1: I guess I support you. Yeah, English seven, you live

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Speaker 1: with your grandmother? I do ju. She's eighty something. She's

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Speaker 1: eighty seven, eighty seven years old. Yeah, she's an old one.

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Speaker 1: Her name's Betty. It is Betty. I'm glad you've met her.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever fed your grandma and edible? No? I

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Speaker 1: think it would help her, but no, I haven't. I

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Speaker 1: wish she'd be on edibles. I think she'd just be

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Speaker 1: super chilled out. I mean, I mean she she doesn't

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Speaker 1: move much anyway, but she would just be in her

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Speaker 1: chair with her head bag and drooling. Yeah, that was brownies.

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Speaker 1: He gave me Evan good brownie. Thank you English Haven't

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Speaker 1: she called you English seven? Two? Huh No, yeah, she

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Speaker 1: those brownies. The game of English Haven't are really good.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing Jeopardy on all sorts of things right now.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever smoked with Evan? Yes? Are you ashamed

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Speaker 1: of it? I'm not ashamed. I just don't like saying it,

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Speaker 1: so I am o god. I know. Yeah, I'm very

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Speaker 1: weird when it comes to that sort of thing. Weird.

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Speaker 1: It's legal, It is legal. What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand, The Jewel Show's Idiots in

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Speaker 1: the News and Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Thursday, February fourth, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and cancel Culture is now attempting to take down groundhog.

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Speaker 1: Groundhogs are about to be canceled. Wow, specifically one groundhog.

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Speaker 1: This is a very scandalous story. If you believe that

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Speaker 1: rodents can predict the weather, I do. I don't punk

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Speaker 1: satany feel feel feel feel well Phil, Phil not feel okay?

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Speaker 1: Punksatani Phil said that we'll have you said it a

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Speaker 1: game punk feel that sounds like that sounds like a

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Speaker 1: maneuver that you use in bed. Yeah, you have the

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Speaker 1: old Punksatani feel. I know what you're thinking about. Let's

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Speaker 1: try again. Punks atany. Phil said that we'll have six

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Speaker 1: more weeks of winter this week, but his lesser known

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Speaker 1: counterpart at the Staten Island Zoo disagreed. Staten Island Chuck

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Speaker 1: Groundhog did they have at the Staten Island Zoo. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like a very Staten Island name anyway. It also

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Speaker 1: makes predictions every year, and he said that we're in

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Speaker 1: for an early spring. But that's not the scandalous part.

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Speaker 1: The Staten Island event was virtual this year and was

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Speaker 1: supposed to air live on Facebook okay, but people who

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Speaker 1: watched it quickly realize the whole thing had been prerecorded

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Speaker 1: because there wasn't any snow on the ground. No right

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Speaker 1: One Mommy blogger parent was very upset and said that

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Speaker 1: their kids were confused and wondered why there was snow

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Speaker 1: had disappeared to our children. I can never in the

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Speaker 1: parents complaint. It said, the magic of Chuck has disappeared.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, there you go. Groundhogs officially canceled. What

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Speaker 1: are the mommy bloggers bet at next? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Come on, there's gotta be some mother furry woodland creature

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Speaker 1: out there, nicks things that they could get mad at. Right,

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Speaker 1: her husband just their husband? All right? This is the

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Speaker 1: I n M, the idiot news network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. The news. Now, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Alex Fresh for your next story. He

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Speaker 1: was on location in Miami. Well NFL's free agent Mark Walton.

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Speaker 1: You know, he was on Miami Dolphins, but they released him.

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Speaker 1: He was arrested after alleged pizza hutt meltdown. Meltdown in

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Speaker 1: pizza Yeah, he had them meltdown. Well, he got into

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Speaker 1: an argument or the phone with one of the workers

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Speaker 1: and then he went down there. He did, yes, So

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Speaker 1: he went down there and like it was locked, and

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Speaker 1: like he was banging on the windows and like trying

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Speaker 1: to get in and smash them and like trying to

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Speaker 1: get to this worker. What the hell, right, he just

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Speaker 1: said that he was being rude to him. The employee

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Speaker 1: was being rude to Oh on the phone. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean I've had a similar experience on the Pizza Hut

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Speaker 1: worker when I was like eighteen, and I want to

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Speaker 1: go down there and murder him. But did you know

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Yes, that's why you're here right now, because

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Speaker 1: you didn't. Although there were a couple of Jersey Mike's

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Speaker 1: employees that almost got murdered by Alex one time. We'll

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Speaker 1: really pay twenty dollars for a sandwich and it comes

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Speaker 1: with just turkey on it. The mayonnaise. There's an issue.

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Speaker 1: She's snapped into ptsc right there. Yeah, we have video

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Speaker 1: of it. You know what. It's hilarious good, It is

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Speaker 1: really funny. I was starting to eat mine and I

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Speaker 1: just heard like some like the thing unwrap and then

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Speaker 1: rap again, and the unwrap again, like I'm checking it

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Speaker 1: to make sure I'm right, and then angry inside pulled.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm recording now, hit up at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on the Instagrams and we'll post that video

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Speaker 1: today and you can see it also. By the way,

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Speaker 1: you can follow all of us on the instagrams. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm I'm at Evan on the radio

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Speaker 1: and that's my story of another crazy NFL guy trying

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Speaker 1: to murder somebody. Thank you very much of This is

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Speaker 1: the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. And for our next story,

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Speaker 1: let's send it over to English Evan, who is on

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Speaker 1: location at a gas station in Jackson, Mississippi, where he's

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Speaker 1: standing by the entrance asking people if they like to party. Oh, Evan,

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Speaker 1: they do like Tony Mini tacos. No, not for you

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Speaker 1: many tackles. Well, anyway, my story is actually coming from

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Speaker 1: Georgia and I want to do something real quick and

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Speaker 1: if you could join in, that would be great. All right,

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Speaker 1: okay ready, now watch me whip Hey, now watch me Okay,

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Speaker 1: now now get accused of murdering my cousin. Now watch

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Speaker 1: me nana. Yeah. So my story is about Silento, the

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Speaker 1: rapper who became very well known for his song watched

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Speaker 1: Me Whip Watch Me Nana as you just heard us do.

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Speaker 1: But he was arrested earlier because he was charged for

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Speaker 1: the murder of his cousin, Frederick Rooks. Ridiculous. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: guess he dabbles in the murder. Yeah, yeah, here we

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Speaker 1: go through murder, you know, what it is, gonna kill

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Speaker 1: his cousin's gonna kill his cousins? Watch does he kill it?

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Speaker 1: At the beginning? You are maybe this is it? Found

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Speaker 1: out it was him. Oh sale, don't into it for

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Speaker 1: me now watch me whim whim Okay, okay, watch you.

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Speaker 1: I know what. We'll just in then with this today

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Speaker 1: since he was about to lose his job. You're about

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Speaker 1: to lose your job. Thing. Also watch Maybe we should

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Speaker 1: end the I n N with this song every single

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Speaker 1: time watch me maybe, oh watch dot watch watching shower.

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Speaker 1: Leg you He's definitely not gonna sang watched me in

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Speaker 1: the shower, that's for sure, all right. That was the

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Speaker 1: I n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, report the news, and tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow for another hat. This is I n N The

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Speaker 1: Jibil Show on demand. It's time four of the roses

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Speaker 1: only on the Jewbil Show. I'm just gonna go ahead

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Speaker 1: and put it out there. What not Like you're thinking,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay sitting down, pants are gonna stay on

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Speaker 1: you worry about that, But I'll put it out I

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Speaker 1: met verbally, I'm gonna put it out there into the world.

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Speaker 1: The dude in Today's or the Roses to catch a

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Speaker 1: cheater is definitely cheating. Why do you say that? Because

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Speaker 1: I read Everley's email. She's on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: and based on what's happening, I don't see how he

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Speaker 1: could not be Okay, I'll let her explain, but I

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Speaker 1: want your guys opinion on this. Okay, Everley, what's up? Hey? Thanks?

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for trying to help me out today. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no problem. So I read your email, and I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you've heard what I just said. I definitely think there's

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Speaker 1: something going on. We'll get into why in just a second.

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Speaker 1: First of all, tell us your boyfriend's name. What is

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Speaker 1: his name? Ryan, Ryan, Ryan the Cheetah. Yeah, and how

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Speaker 1: long have you guys been together? Oh? Just a little

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Speaker 1: over a year and a ho okay, just a little

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Speaker 1: over a year. And the reason english, haven't you got

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Speaker 1: it right? The reason I think she's that he's cheating

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Speaker 1: is his last name is the Cheater. That's obviously not it.

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Speaker 1: So why do you think that he's cheating? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think that you guys are going to

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Speaker 1: agree with me. I mean, we got tested together, you know,

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Speaker 1: so we were not using um no, sorry, you know,

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Speaker 1: like STD STD different. Yes exactly. I thought you're talking

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Speaker 1: about COVID. We Um, we haven't used any protection besides

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Speaker 1: my birth control this pretty early. I mean we about

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Speaker 1: a month sto when we were together, you know, and

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Speaker 1: then all of it protection. You mean you guys like

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Speaker 1: putting padding on when you go outside. Uh oh, come off,

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Speaker 1: all right, No, yeah, I know it's uh, well, we

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Speaker 1: don't use any condoms. We don't use any you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't use protection in the bedroom, which a lot

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Speaker 1: of couples do if they've been together and committed relationships

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Speaker 1: for a while. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um, I mean I've

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Speaker 1: been I've been on the pill for a while, but

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Speaker 1: I mean actually I have changed recently my birth control. Um,

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00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: and that that was long, I mean it was I

627
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 1: would say it was like two months ago. I changed

628
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: my birth control all of a sudden, like this week,

629
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 1: he wants to start using protection, which is totally that's

630
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you guys, he cheating. That's like

631
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: a cheater, right, you haven't heard? Yeah, that is weird.

632
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: You haven't used it in a while because you guys

633
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: have been tested here in a committed relationship and all

634
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: of a sudden he wants to start using protection. That

635
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: to me, But yes, I would say, something's going on.

636
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: What's his reason though? I mean, well, he blames it

637
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: on my changing my birth control, but that was like

638
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,919
Speaker 1: a while ago, you know, that's not new. He wants

639
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: to use protection starting like this week, a few days ago,

640
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: and I changed my birth control, I would say, I

641
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: think it was two months ago. Now, I'm just why

642
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: would he want to use it with you? Though? So

643
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't he still just not use it with you? And

644
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: if he is cheating, then use it with somebody else.

645
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Maybe he's not, because I mean,

646
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: that's such a blatant move, right, you know that you

647
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: Alex is a way better cheater than him. If he

648
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: is cheating, you always say that, Well you're just a

649
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: very good at coming up with very thankful Yeah, how

650
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: you would do it? It would be strange, you know,

651
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: to start using protection with you and not the other person,

652
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: or just maybe he's with both if he was cheating.

653
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe at this point in the relationship

654
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: he's thinking, Wow, I really don't want a kid, so

655
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: he's just kind of like, you know, that could be

656
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: too Yeah, double bagging. Wouldn't he say that? Though he

657
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: didn't even bring up anything about were talking about this,

658
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: you know, well, I mean he did blame it on

659
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: your birth control, like you switching birth control? Right, well,

660
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 1: he did. It just seems weird because he wasn't even

661
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: he wasn't even worried that much when we stopped using

662
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: protection about my birth control, and when I told him

663
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: I was changing it, he didn't even blink about it.

664
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden, this week he's wanting

665
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: to be more cautious, Like what now today? This week?

666
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: Suddenly he doesn't trust it. I just don't understand. So, yeah, shady,

667
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: Well I just emailed you guys right away. That's why,

668
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: because I feel like I gotta know. You know, this

669
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: seems so sudden. It's got to be it's this is happening, right,

670
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: He's cheating on me. Yeah, okay, well thanks for thinking

671
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, thank you appreciate that. I'm glad that

672
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: people associate cheating with us. We'll see if we can

673
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: help you out. Is there something that you thought of

674
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: a good way that we could call him? That seems

675
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: the chit? Okay, I was thinking about this, and he

676
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: travels a lot for work. I mean not right now,

677
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: you know, from the pandemic of course, but like he's

678
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: a frequent flyer on airlines, so if you can call

679
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 1: him from the airlines, I don't think it would be

680
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: that weird. Yeah, oh yeah, I mean in a million

681
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: miler that's big. They really respectless people. Okay, so we'll

682
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 1: call from there with some sort of a companion ticket

683
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: for somebody and some flowers somebody and see if he

684
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: gives us your name or somebody else's. Okay, well I'm nervous, Okay,

685
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, we'll play a song, come back,

686
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: call him, and then see if we can catch him

687
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: cheating and wore the Roses to year next. We're all

688
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: pretty sure the guy that we're about to call for

689
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: War of the Roses to catch a cheater is cheating,

690
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: but he might not be. One thing I can guarantee

691
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: about this this one, though, is that there will be

692
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: a lot of protecting jokes. Everley is on the phone,

693
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: and she actually emailed us because something happened this week

694
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: that made her think that her boyfriend is cheating, and

695
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: she wants to know right away. They have been together

696
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: for a year and they haven't used protection for most

697
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: of their relationship, and apparently, all of a sudden he

698
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: said he wants to start using protection at alum and

699
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: she asked him about it and he said it was

700
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: because she switched birth controls and he wasn't sure if

701
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: it was gonna work. But sounds kind of weird that

702
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: all of a sudden even want to start doing that.

703
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: So we're about to see if we can get him

704
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out if he is cheating.

705
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: He's a million miler from airlines, which is impressive. That's

706
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: a lot of flying. So we're going to call him

707
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: from the airline with a companion fair ticket and some

708
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: roses to send to somebody and see whose name he

709
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: gives us. Okay, Everley, are you ready? Yeah? Thank you

710
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: so much. Okay, hey, Everley, if he is cheating, are

711
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: you gonna stay with him or leave? Wow? Um, that's

712
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: really tough. I mean sorry, I'm kidd I'm getting kind

713
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: of rest about it. I don't know. Um. I mean,

714
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: he's a million miler yes, so that is impressive. But

715
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I really like him. But

716
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: like guys, I shouldn't write no never r. Yeah, you

717
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: definitely should not stay with him, don't don't stay. I've

718
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: actually never been cheated on, and this is really like,

719
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: what do I do? I mean, you know he's not. Yeah,

720
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: let's hope it doesn't stop here. Yeah. If he is,

721
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: just know that you will find somebody that loves you

722
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,439
Speaker 1: and won't cheat on you. Yep, you will absolutely find someone.

723
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: So thank you. So here we go. We're gonna call

724
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: him right now and see if we can find out

725
00:38:51,400 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: if he is cheating. Here we go. Hello, Hi, this

726
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: is Tortally. I'm calling from this was looking for Ryan. Yes,

727
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: this is he. How's it going? Um, It's it's going

728
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: pretty good. What what did you say that your name was? Again?

729
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh I know it's a strange one totally anyway, thank

730
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: you for being a million miler with us. Yeah, no problem?

731
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: What what? What? What did you guys mean? We just

732
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: wanted to call up with a special offer for some

733
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: of our best customers today because obviously you're not flying

734
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: a bunch right now due to the whole pandemic thing

735
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: going on. So, um, we would love to offer you

736
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: a free companion ticket and flowers to send to somebody special. Um.

737
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds great. Um, is this like something that's free?

738
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: I just get like a companion ticket and flowers for free.

739
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: Free companion ticket, free flowers. The one thing that I

740
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: do need to do though, is, um, if you have

741
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: a moment right now, I just want to get everything

742
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: straight and so I'll need the name of whoever you'd

743
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: want to send it to and maybe a note for

744
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: the flowers or something. Um. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna use

745
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: the same person for the flowers and the companion ticket.

746
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm actually planning on going somewhere actually next month, so

747
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: that's it sounds pretty good. Um, we were planning going

748
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: to Florida, actually going to the beach, So oh that

749
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: would be nice, pretty nice. Can you give me the

750
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: name of the person that you want to put on

751
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: the companion take it? Yeah? Sure? Um if you could

752
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: put it down for Edgar Edgar. Yeah, we were gonna

753
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: go to the beach and staff and go have some fun.

754
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: So that sounds like a lot of fun. Okay, So

755
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: Edgar for the flowers, also to Edgar. Ah, yeah, it'll

756
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: be Edgar. Yeah the last name if that's ah both.

757
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, is there anything that you'd like to

758
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: add on the card. How about you put down it's

759
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: it's been a great two months, and uh, you know,

760
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: I would love to spend some time in the sun

761
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: with you. You know, Edgar is who you want to

762
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: send them to, which is is really cool. You know,

763
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 1: why have you Why aren't you traveling with your girlfriend Everley?

764
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm just curious why you sent this to

765
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: Why you want to travel and send the clowers to

766
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: somebody named Edgar and not your girlfriend Everley? How do

767
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: you know who Everley is? What? What? I know who

768
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: Everley is because she's on the phone listening to this

769
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: and would love to talk to you about who Edgar is.

770
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm sure, what the hell? Who is this? Yeah, Ryan,

771
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 1: I'm here, it's me. Oh my god, Oh my god?

772
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: Is right? Ryan? This is the Jewel Show. It's Jewels

773
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: Alex and it's Evan U huh And your girlfriend Everley

774
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: is on the phone because she thought you might be

775
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: cheating on her, and it sounds like you are. Ye are, Yeah,

776
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: you're I can't believe this, Ryan, You're cheating on me

777
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: and you're cheating on me. I didn't you didn't even

778
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: tell me that you were into dudes. I'm so confused

779
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: right now. What is happening? Ryan? Who's Edgar? Who's Edgar?

780
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know. You've never even mentioned someone named Edgar.

781
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: Did you know that he's going to Florida with him? No,

782
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: you've been claiming I'm going to Florida with somebody. Ryan

783
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: say something? Are you guys? Tell me what's going on? Yeah,

784
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: you've been caught right, you might as well fess up. Yeah,

785
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: I mean, m Edgar is a guy that I met.

786
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: We were I was in a hotel at a bar,

787
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, I mean we just kind of hit

788
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: it off, and you know, one thing led to another,

789
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: and I mean, I've I've always been by I just

790
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: kind of didn't want to talk about it. I'm just

791
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm away a lot and I do I don't know.

792
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: I just something happened and then it just kind of

793
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: kept going. It was exciting, and look, I'm sorry, Everley.

794
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: I don't really know where else to go. I mean,

795
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: I know I cheated on you, and this is I

796
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: don't think that I can ever really like make it right,

797
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: but I want to make it right somehow, So I mean,

798
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: I guess maybe this is this is this is it?

799
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: Just because I don't I don't see how we can

800
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: get it past this. I'm just I'm just totally shocked

801
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: right now. Um wow, I feel sick. This has never

802
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: happened to me before. I can't believe this. I don't

803
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like, just why wouldn't you tell me? Why

804
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't you talk to me about this? Ryan? I never

805
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: thought that it would lead to anything. I thought that, yeah,

806
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: we were good and it just but then it just happened.

807
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: And so I just feel like there's so much I

808
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: don't know about you, and it just makes me so upset. Yeah,

809
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of you just got a

810
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: lot of information your way. Everley, that is a lot

811
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: to unpack. Everlely, I know it sounds crazy right now,

812
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: but you can find a positive in every situation, no

813
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: matter what it is. Okay, And I know right now

814
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: you're thinking that sounds stupid, but at least you have

815
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: someone who has done what Ryan did, who's not trying

816
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: to lie to you, not trying to make excuses. He

817
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: also sounds like he knows is that he probably ended

818
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: your relationship and he wants to come to a peaceful resolution.

819
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 1: That doesn't happen a lot of times when it comes

820
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: to people cheating, usually someone lies to continue to lie,

821
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: there's yelling, there's all kinds of stuff. At least if

822
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: this is going to be your first experience with it,

823
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: you have somebody who is owning up to his mistakes

824
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: and Ryan continue to do that. And also, you guys

825
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: probably should break up for real and Everley know that

826
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: in your next relationship doesn't mean that other person's going

827
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: to cheat on you. You still have to be able

828
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: to trust to make sure that you pay attention to

829
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: any red flags you get into. Okay, thanks for helping

830
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: me through this. Yeah, I can't believe it. I know

831
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: it sucks. And we'll let you guys continue this conversation

832
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: off the air, Okay, Okay, Yeah, well thanks guys. Yeah,

833
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: no problem. Damn man, that was weird that I'm not

834
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: expecting that. Yeah, I wasn't expecting that at all. And

835
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: also it was a lot harder to get in the

836
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: protection jokes the way that went. Seriously, I was so

837
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: excited about getting all these protected jokes in and then

838
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: it had to get all serious on us. Yeah, we

839
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: need to figure out some protection for that. Yes I

840
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, we need to figure out some protection

841
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: for that. Yes, I did it. The Jebil shows were

842
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: of the Roses, the Jewils show on demand Jubils Dirty

843
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: little Secret for us? What is the dirty little secret?

844
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: Right now? The only day took some phone. If you

845
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 1: want to tellus dirty little secret? What are you doing? Remember,

846
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: everybody who texts in for a dirty little secret gets

847
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname because we don't even ask what your

848
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: name is. So if you want to tell us a

849
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, just Texas show six one tell you dirt?

850
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: Sure show that was full one six one six one

851
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: dirty su Who what are you? Who are you trying

852
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: to be? Shack? Oh? Actually not too far, not too

853
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: bad of a shock, I don't think. And our anonymous

854
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: caller today is Shack Quilquil Neil. Hey, what you want

855
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: to tell us Dirta's secrette what's up? Shack? Hi? I

856
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: guess that was a bad impression. I forgot. Shack's voice

857
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: was so high. Yeah, Shack, that's me. I'm like five

858
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: foot nothing. So it's a good analogy. Um, well, Shaquille O'Neal,

859
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 1: what would you like to tell us? What's your dirty

860
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: little secret? Okay? So well, I want you guys to

861
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: think I'm a bad person. But a bad person, well,

862
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it's your dirty little secret. Yeah, and I'm

863
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: guessing you maybe whatever your secret is, you feel like

864
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: a bad person. That's why you think we're gonna think. Yeah. Also,

865
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: we don't judge unless you need to be judged, exactly.

866
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: That's what we always say. This is a non judgment zone, unless,

867
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: of course it's something we should judge you. Oh you know,

868
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm just your secret is safe with us, and you

869
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: might judge me. So. Um, I've found something out there,

870
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: like just on the ground one day and I've held

871
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: onto it. So I found something out there on the ground.

872
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: Are you speaking in riddles right now? Yeah, I'm leading

873
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: you into it. So, but it's something that it was.

874
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: It's very useful to me. It's I don't know what.

875
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do with it, but I'm

876
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: keeping it for now. Um, it is a handicapped parking pass.

877
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yeah, so you found a handicapped parking pass.

878
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: Where did you find it? Was it in a parking lot? Er? Yeah,

879
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: it was in a parking lot and it was like

880
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: far out. I guess that was a stupid question. Why. Yeah,

881
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 1: it was really weird. I almost feel like somebody threw

882
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: it out because it wasn't near a handicapped parking spot,

883
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: so I almost feel like I don't know what happened there,

884
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: But I was like, somebody threw it and now it's

885
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,280
Speaker 1: mine and I don't know how to find the owner,

886
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do with that. Am

887
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: I supposed to call it like cops and let them

888
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: know I found. I didn't want to get the cops. No,

889
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: I just hang it in my mirror. Yeah yeah, So

890
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: is that your dirty little secret that you've been using

891
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: this handicap parking placuer that you found? Yeah? Yeah, I thought.

892
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let me just wait and see

893
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: how to how to go about this the right way

894
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: and get it back to the owner. But in the meantime,

895
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: I am enjoying it. I'm sorry. Are you using it

896
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: every day? You know what? Lately? Yes? Because every time

897
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 1: I go somewhere and I have to park, there's no parking,

898
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: Like there's always a handicapped spot, but there's no parking

899
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: for anyone. One day, I had to go to my

900
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: hair appointment and I was running a little bit late,

901
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: and it's in an area where it's like a downtown area,

902
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: and there was only a handicap spot left and I

903
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: needed it, so I took it. Sorry. Do you like

904
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: get out and you have a lamp or something when

905
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: you get out of your car, right? I mean if

906
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: I see a bunch of people around, Yes, I definitely

907
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: do because I feel bad, so I'll like walk really

908
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: slow and like move like make my legs look stiff

909
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:52,439
Speaker 1: or something. Soh yeah, in the day, I'm pretty sure

910
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: no one cares until they actually see me walking like that.

911
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't think they pay attention to me until they

912
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: actually see me walking with you know you guys. I

913
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: live with my grandma as you know. Yeah, and she

914
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: leaves her handicap. Oh I never thought about that. Yeah,

915
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: she leaves her disabled parking space permit, like in my car,

916
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: just because I drive her around all the time. Yeah,

917
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 1: but yeah, when she's not in there. No, not not often.

918
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not an everyday thing. But every

919
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: now and then there's no parking. I'm I'm getting out

920
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: and I'm so jealous of you right now. It's really good.

921
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: It changes your life. Wow. Yeah, see English every knows

922
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm with your scheck. Well,

923
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Obviously,

924
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get judged by English having because he's

925
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. Yes, thanks for not judging me. Well,

926
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean we might have done it in our heads,

927
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: but whatever. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? The Jibil

928
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: Show on demand once Now it's the time. Yeah, yeah,

929
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: hold on, I prepared something for this because I know

930
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: we German real common in their show real gluck. That

931
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 1: means welcome to the show. Good luck being British English

932
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: German Evan, it's time to beat ze Britt. How we

933
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: do on the show every single time at this time,

934
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: I don't know why we've turned German. I don't know

935
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: why you did it. Jub did it. No Juble did it.

936
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: No English Evan did it. He created the intro and

937
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: for some reason it makes me want to speak German

938
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: every single time, And before the segment, I don't want

939
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: to do it. I'm like, I'm not going to do

940
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: it this time, and then all of a sudden it starts.

941
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, here we go, beat the Britt. Oh je

942
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: I must talk like this now. And Kenzie is on

943
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: the phone to play beat the Britt. What's up, Kenzie?

944
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey, guys? I'm good, good, Okay, how

945
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? How are You're? Good? And here? Pretty

946
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: overwhelmed by the intro? Sorry about all that? Are you nervous?

947
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: I'm I'm so nervous. Oh my gosh, have you have

948
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: you never listened? I pretty much lose every time. No,

949
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: this just just like this high stakes. You know, a

950
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: lot of pressure if you if you win or you lose,

951
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: you get a very high stakes. All right, well, we're

952
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: gonna send English Evan out of the studio, Kinsey. The

953
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to

954
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,

955
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: just say passed, and you have to beat English Evan

956
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 1: outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, it is time.

957
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Here we go. Your time starts now.

958
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: What popular spice would kill you if you consume too

959
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: much or too little? Uh? Path? What retail chain is

960
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: known as the Legos for grown ups and sells more

961
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: than one hundred and fifty million meet balls per year?

962
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: UM anchor toys don't? What food chain is visited three

963
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: times more than Starbucks, UM McDonald's. What food item is

964
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: banned from all schools? Um alto? What sport with the

965
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: nickname of with Wa has no millionaires. Uh football? All right, Kensey,

966
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: your time is up, and I will say this. You're

967
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: going to get a sticker either way. Congratulations, you go

968
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: chef him back into the studio. So Kensey before we

969
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 1: get to English, Hevn's questions as he walks back in here.

970
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 1: What's something interesting that you think people would like to

971
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: know about you? I am definitely afraid of Gerbils Jebels,

972
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: thanks for real. Yeah, we're like little rat looking things. Yeah,

973
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: they are strange creatures. I don't I'm not a fan

974
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: of Gerbils either, mostly because my name is Jewell and

975
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: you can imagine what I was called an elementary school

976
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: all the time. Okay, English Heaven is back in studio.

977
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go? I'm ready all right. All

978
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: you have to do is get one kind of right,

979
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: and I think you're winning. Here we go. Your time

980
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: starts now. Well, Popular Spice would kill you if you

981
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: can Sueme too much or too little? Peppa? What retail

982
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: chain is known as the Legos for grown ups and

983
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: sells more than one hundred and fifty meatballs per year.

984
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,919
Speaker 1: Build a bath? What food chain has visited three times

985
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: more than Starbucks McDonald's. What food item is banned from

986
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: all schools? Um? I'm panicking? Um spaghetti? What sport was

987
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: a nickname of whiff waff? Has? No millionaires with a bow? Was?

988
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: Who was the voice of Dory in Finding Nemo? Ellen?

989
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: I know that one. I didn't know that. I don't

990
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: know the meatballs a build a bear. I guess we'll

991
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: find out if that or not. Millions. Send it over

992
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: to our scoreboard and see how you guys did with

993
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: our executive producer, Brad don't call me Bradley Cooper Nolan.

994
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: All right, Kensey, you got one corrects, Gary, it was

995
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: well earned, and Evan got too correct who must be Yeah,

996
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 1: for sure got you over the hump Kinsey. I'm sorry

997
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: you did not beat the brid doesn't really matter, though,

998
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: You'll still get a sticker no matter what. But good, try,

999
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: good try. Let's go over the answer. All right, what

1000
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: popular spice would kill you if you consume too much

1001
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: or too little AsSalt? Oh? Yeah, you were close changed

1002
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 1: too little though, because if you have too little of salt,

1003
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: you need salt. You need salt in your life. Oh okay,

1004
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: but I thought of it as like if you're consuming

1005
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: a dish. If there's too little salt, you will die.

1006
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, not having enough salt in your

1007
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: diet in general for you. Kind of a trick question.

1008
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: But when you said pepper, it almost made me so hard.

1009
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: I almost I don't know even know how I continued.

1010
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: But you're close too. I was like, oh wow, okay, okay,

1011
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: all right, what were you tell? Chain is known as

1012
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: a legos for growing ups and sells more than one

1013
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million meatballs per year? Is Ikea so

1014
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: close with a build to bear? Sorry? Ikea sells meat

1015
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, okay. So what food chain has visited

1016
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: three times more than Starbucks is McDonald's. Yes. And what

1017
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: food item is banned from all schools peanut butter? Why

1018
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: because people are allergic? Oh that's a good point. Ye,

1019
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: kids are allergic. What sport with the nickname of whiff

1020
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: waff has no millionaires? Ping pong? Oh? And then who

1021
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: was the voice of Dorian finding Nemo is Ellenda Jenners. Yes,

1022
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: I got that one right, right, Kinsey. I'm sorry you

1023
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: did not beat the bread, but thank you very much

1024
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: for playing, and I'm playing and doing just just having

1025
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: something with us I'll send you a Jewil Show Sigar.

1026
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: So hang on the line, I'll get your phone. Okay,

1027
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: thank you having it out. That was the most old

1028
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: quid Beat the Britt we've ever had. Well, if you

1029
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: want more awkwardness, we play Beat the Britt every single

1030
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday at this time. So see you next time.

1031
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: Your phone, Frank stamping up. In just a few minutes.

1032
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 1: It's The Jewel Show. The Jewel Show on demand,