WEBVTT - Confiscating your Beach House

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone tap, Scary, it's your phone tap, tell me all

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<v Speaker 3>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 1>summer housemate Niki. They rented a beach house through a

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<v Speaker 1>realtor under Nicky's name and have gotten several noise complaints

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<v Speaker 1>and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of

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<v Speaker 1>the house. Uh in a bit, and I'm gonna mess

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<v Speaker 1>with Nicky. But first Joe starts.

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<v Speaker 3>To call all right, let's listen it to Scary's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Hello, Hey, suck Hi was going on?

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<v Speaker 4>So I've been getting these calls from Alan. Do you

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<v Speaker 4>know Alan?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Was that the owner of the house?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what is it?

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<v Speaker 4>He is? He's saying that like we're throwing too many

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<v Speaker 4>parties and we're like too loud, and of.

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<v Speaker 2>Course the thing parties at the beach house.

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<v Speaker 4>He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff. Are

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<v Speaker 4>you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell was he saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Remember the guy you brought over who was like peeing

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<v Speaker 4>off the balcony, Like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't control the people that are going to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>That is what taps on the shore. That's stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>We've already got three tickets from the rent a cops.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so like look, not even real cops. Okay, scam

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<v Speaker 2>by the pitty streak and make back the money. We're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to get in trouble. Okay, we're just paying

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<v Speaker 2>the town a few dollars. Fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, listen, it's not just the rented cops too. The

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<v Speaker 4>neighbors have been complaining about us. Waterbidge's just spilling up

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<v Speaker 4>because nobody's cleaned.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I don't give a shit about the neighbors

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<v Speaker 2>because they knew what they were getting into when they

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<v Speaker 2>bought the houses around us. It's a beach town and

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<v Speaker 2>there would not be a town if we didn't print

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<v Speaker 2>there in the summer.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again

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<v Speaker 4>for it. No, hang on, just I'm gonna put him

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<v Speaker 4>through on the malle because I just wanted to calling me.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on, hang on you I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna kill you.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello, hey Ellen, I have Nikki on the phone. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>she's the one that's on there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hi, Hi, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the owner of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hi, Yeah, Hi, how are you? I'm fine. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean like I'm kind of like, why are you calling

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<v Speaker 2>my way? I'm like, like, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, what kind of brothel are you running over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Brothel? I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side

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<v Speaker 1>of me that you got fifteen twenty people in the

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<v Speaker 1>house at a time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're having parties because it takes beach house and

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<v Speaker 2>it's the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip cup. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's kind of over the property lines. The second

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<v Speaker 1>you step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're putting my property in jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 2>You would really would afford this house if we were

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<v Speaker 2>embracing it from you this summer. Okay. I know you

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<v Speaker 2>only have this house. You can like have like affairs

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<v Speaker 2>on your wife or something. So I will feel like

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<v Speaker 2>talking to me about what goes on in this house

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<v Speaker 2>because I know what you do, okay, and I know

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<v Speaker 2>what you do too.

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<v Speaker 1>And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk

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<v Speaker 1>last weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Who was that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who took.

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<v Speaker 3>Over my barbecue.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you even know about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's it. You're done. You're out, all of you

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<v Speaker 3>are out. Don't come back.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do that. I will get a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 3>There is no lawyer. It's my house. I own it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you signed a contract it over to me for

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<v Speaker 2>the summer. Is that cras I did?

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<v Speaker 1>But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles

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<v Speaker 1>of fireball on the sidewalk.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you what's bulls.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that you decided to section off the three

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<v Speaker 1>bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>We took down those walls, so that's not even an

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<v Speaker 2>issue anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, guess what. I'm standing in the house right now,

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<v Speaker 3>and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Walls are still up right now passing. Okay, No, I'm walking.

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<v Speaker 3>Through the living room right now. I'm gonna see what's

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<v Speaker 3>over here.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh marijuana.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacci huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me take some pictures here exhibit an what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call them right now and tell them next door.

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<v Speaker 2>In your house, marijuana you're gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Get okay, Okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me find out here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna here's a draft condoms. I'm building a case.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped, Nicky, this

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<v Speaker 1>is Scary Junes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious the.

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all of Party Space.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show