1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: All right, scott Are you ready, Curty B? I am 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: so ready. I just have a great feeling about this episode. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 2: Oh are you kidding me? 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: Great feeling? Well? 5 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 2: Here it is Indian police clear a suspected Chinese spy 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 2: pigeon after eight months in bird lock up. 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: Oh Curti B. Let's take those broken wings and learn 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: to fly again and learn to live so free. On 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: a very special episode of Bananas, would you mysillion? 10 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: Would you think guys gows non binary pals welcome to Bananas. 11 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 2: I am Kurt Brown Older. 12 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: I am boy number two Scotty Landis. Thank you for 13 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: listening to the silliest little podcast ever. Was Everybody's welcome here. 14 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: We don't care who you're smooching, who you're hugging, who 15 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: you're outer coursing, or who you're inter coursing. We're just 16 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: glad to have you with us for fifty to fifty 17 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: five minutes every week. To feel happy. 18 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 2: I've got an exciting announcement, Scottie. 19 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: Tell me something. 20 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 2: If you were a loved one, you know, we'll be 21 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 2: flying on United Airlines in April. Okay, you can scroll 22 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 2: on over to the comedy section and watch my comedy 23 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 2: special perfectly stupid on United Airlines. 24 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: Baby, he did it. That's I mean, oh damn, You're like, 25 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: what's the coolest thing I've ever heard my entire life. 26 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: We've talked about how cool it would be to have 27 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: anything on an airplane TV and I am so excited. 28 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: It was this dude, Steve Boyle, who just like got 29 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 2: in touch with me on instag He's like, hey, man, 30 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 2: I sell like comedy specials to airlines. Would you be 31 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 2: I love perfectly stupid? Would you be interested in me 32 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 2: trying to get it on? I was like, oh yeah. 33 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 2: And then he got in touch with eight hundred pound 34 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 2: Gorilla and they helped him out. And then it was 35 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 2: this dude Paul Pearson who approved it. And I want 36 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 2: to thank all of them, but specifically Steve for taking 37 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 2: the initiative to instagram me, then email me. I missed 38 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 2: his email. He's still followed up with eight hundred pound Gorilla. 39 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 2: That was awesome and I'm so excited. 40 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: It's this is the hugest thing to happened to aviation 41 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: since the Wright Brothers. This is massive. I'm gonna book 42 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: a flight. I don't even know what are the dates. 43 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: Give me the bookend. 44 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 2: All of all of April on United Airlines. 45 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 1: Oh well, then I'm gonna fly to our home from 46 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,399 Speaker 1: our Portland show. I'm gonna switch our dates and fly 47 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: home from the Old Church on and that's like a 48 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 1: really short flight. I'll be able to watch the exact 49 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: hour of you. I'm gonna be pointing, I'm gonna be screaming, 50 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,519 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, now, this is what I call 51 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,119 Speaker 1: comedy on an airplane. 52 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 2: And because of the noise that everyone has their headphones in, 53 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 2: they just can't hear you looking. 54 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: Not Damn dude, you really did it. I'm so pumped 55 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: for you. 56 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 2: And of course everyone Portland April nineteenth at the Old Church, 57 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 2: come on out. And then May third, fourth, and fifth, 58 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 2: Chicago at the Den Theater, maybe with a very special guest. 59 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: Don't know, Yeah, we might be announcing a very special 60 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: guest for that Den show. 61 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 2: May fourth at Comedy on stateon Madison, Wisconsin. YEA a delight, 62 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 2: And that's an afternoon show, so. 63 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: That's gonna be a fun one. Like I said, I'm 64 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: pushing all my chips on the table for Wisconsin to represent. 65 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 2: And of course Minneapolis at the Parkway Theater on May fifth, 66 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 2: Sink go to mile that's also an afternoon show. You 67 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 2: know you love the afternoon shows. They are fun. Get 68 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 2: drunk in the middle of the day. 69 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: They're fun. Come out, you know, dressed like a banana. 70 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: Do whatever you want to do. We don't heckle. We 71 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: build people up at our shows. 72 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 2: So if you're get. 73 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: Like a moody friend that just doesn't ever like anything, 74 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,839 Speaker 1: bring their moody ass out. We'll turn that frown upside down. 75 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 2: We will turn that frown upside down. Scott You got 76 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 2: any You got anything you want to share with me? 77 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: No, nothing at all. Bottom of the barrel. Another sad 78 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: day in hell. No, everything's great. Uh. I grabbed coffee 79 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: with Katherine McCafferty, our former guest. Yeah in real life. 80 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: Then I ran into Chloe Radcliffe, another comedian and former guests. 81 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: Just ran into her and I was like, are you Chloe? 82 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: And so I'm just making. 83 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 2: Out of Zoo Banana's guests. 84 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: Real friendships and I and Leah Ruddick. I'm gonna go 85 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: grab I mean, I know her, but uh, it's just 86 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:49,119 Speaker 1: been twenty twenty four is a social year. I'm getting 87 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:49,840 Speaker 1: back out there. 88 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 2: Good job, Scottie. I believe in you. Oh I went. 89 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 2: I went, Uh, I went snowboarding for my birthday. How 90 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 2: it was a delight. 91 00:04:59,600 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: It was. 92 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 2: I just want to say thank you to you and 93 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 2: thank you to all the bananimals because I was I 94 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 2: did a solo birthday trip up to the mountains by myself. 95 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 2: I wasn't feeling too good. I was a little sick. Yeah, 96 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 2: but I was like, I'm going to do it anyway. 97 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 2: And and you posted that very nice thing on the 98 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaker 2: Banana's Instagram and then just so many people wish me 99 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 2: happy birthday. I just sat and just like read them 100 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 2: all because I was by myself, so I was looking 101 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 2: at my phone a lot. 102 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: It was a delight. It was very very well, that's 103 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: a good or happy birthday. I hope you can the 104 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 1: best year of your life. And it sounds like United 105 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: Airlines is making it that hats already. 106 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 2: It's a good start. 107 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 1: Yeah. I was thinking about that because you know, so 108 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: many people responded and threw such bananas love your way, 109 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: and we got some to our emails too, And it's 110 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: isn't it weird? 111 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 2: Yeah? 112 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: That how many strangers know who you are or you know, 113 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 1: they don't know you, but they know you exist. Yeh. 114 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: So it's very weird. That's weird. 115 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 2: I was thinking about it as I was like reading 116 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 2: people saying happy birthday to me, and I was like, 117 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 2: this is very nice and on a human being level. 118 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 1: Where for that hundreds of thousands of years? 119 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 2: I don't know how long humans have been around. I 120 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 2: would say hundreds of thousands of years. Sure only known. 121 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 2: We've only known like twenty five people. And then all 122 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 2: of a sudden, all these people know who I am 123 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 2: and are wishing me a happy birthday. Is a very strange, 124 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 2: fascinating thing. But I loved it, so thank you. 125 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,599 Speaker 1: I appreciate you got it, Scott. 126 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 2: Well, you know what, Scotty, let's just get I want 127 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 2: to get right to our guest. 128 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 1: This is a big guess. We're pumped. 129 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 2: We're so excited. Our guest today is a comedian, actor, 130 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,919 Speaker 2: and podcaster. You can see her in Lopez Versus Lopez, I, 131 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 2: Carly and The Black Lady Sketch Show. You can hear 132 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 2: her on her very funny and informative podcast, Scam Goddess. 133 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 2: She is a true delight. Please welcome Lacey Moseley. 134 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 3: Hi, thank you so much for that intro, Kurt Scott, 135 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 3: you guys made me feel so good. 136 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 2: Oh, come on, it's a great podcast. 137 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: It is. And we get a lot of users submitted 138 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: like hey, have this guest on, have this guest on, 139 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: And you've come up as much as anybody. So it's 140 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: we're just thrilled we're giving our fans, the bananimals what 141 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 1: they want. They're probably. 142 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 2: I was, I really, I was listening to the podcast 143 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 2: and I was listening to the episode with Andrew T 144 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 2: because I know Andrew, and I was like whenever I like, look, 145 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm want to listen to it. I like 146 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 2: looking for a friend to see, like. 147 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 4: All right, well so let's see how they what a 148 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 4: flex Like let me find one of my friends. 149 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 1: Uh huh. 150 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 2: But you were talking about how everything is a scam 151 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 2: and like when it and it was like, oh my god, 152 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 2: everything is a scam because they're like everything's made up. 153 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 2: Everything is a fiction that we've all like chosen to 154 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 2: believe in. 155 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's all scams are. 156 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 4: I mean like, I mean, well, laws, like it's a 157 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 4: society deciding like we're gonna adhere to these rules. But 158 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 4: it's like who made those rules up? And I wasn't 159 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 4: in the room. 160 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 3: I ain't give both. 161 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know benefits exactly. 162 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, And you were talking about the marijuana laws, like 163 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 2: the total scam of that, right, Yeah, because. 164 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 4: They couldn't make money off of weed, and that's why 165 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 4: it was illegal. It wasn't because it was ruining people's 166 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 4: health in their lives. It wasn't some kind of government 167 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 4: protection or safety. It was like, we don't know how 168 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,679 Speaker 4: to tax people for this, and they gonna be selling 169 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 4: any funny feeling plants and we can't get no money. 170 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 4: That's the thing government hates the most is not getting money. 171 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 4: And also, I know, Scotty you were talking about listening 172 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 4: to the episode with me and layd Chen who's my 173 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 4: big sister, when we were talking at the end about 174 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 4: how the government was doing forfeiture and like seizing assets 175 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 4: and stuff. They didn't give the money back to the 176 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:49,200 Speaker 4: people who were victimized and had the money stolen from them. 177 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 4: They actually flipped one hundred thousand dollars worth of ethereum 178 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 4: into thirty three million and didn't give nobody any money back. 179 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 2: Holy shit. 180 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,560 Speaker 4: So it's like the government is just stealing classy robbery. 181 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 4: I do four for sures in my spare time. 182 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: Well that's good. I mean, it isn't it strange that, 183 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 1: you know, still most of the country you can't buy weed, 184 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: and then in California it's literally so many places where 185 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: you're like close some of these down there are too many. 186 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 1: We have too much wheed. 187 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,640 Speaker 4: And the taxes are high as hell on weed in California. 188 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,240 Speaker 4: Cali's getting their money's worth. I really want to move 189 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 4: the hell out of here. I was talking to my 190 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 4: accounting about it because they were like one of my 191 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 4: friends was like, if you fly out six times a year, 192 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 4: you buy a property in another state that doesn't have 193 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 4: income tax, you can just claim that you're a resident. 194 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,679 Speaker 3: And so I was like, Oh, that sounds spicy and sexy. 195 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 1: So then I asked her, would you go like Delaware? 196 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 3: Oh, nah, Washington State. 197 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 2: I'm going to wash Washington State. Seattle babies. 198 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,600 Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, I'm gonna just go to 199 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 3: Washington State. 200 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 4: And I talked to my account about this seriously, and 201 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 4: he was like, you're not. I love my account and 202 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 4: he's really good at his job, so I can't leave him. 203 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 4: But he's not sweaty. And for me, I'm like, I 204 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 4: want to break laws. I want you constantly looking over 205 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 4: your shoulder. I want a better call saul account and 206 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:11,560 Speaker 4: let's do crime. I want offshore bank accounts and he 207 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 4: was like, yeah, well, the problem is is if you 208 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,720 Speaker 4: do that, you really do have to live there. And 209 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 4: I was like, why, I just need six flights, That's 210 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,080 Speaker 4: what I've been told. And he was like, yeah, you 211 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 4: know how they're gonna get you with the IRS And 212 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 4: I said how. He was like, they'll check your phone 213 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,079 Speaker 4: wreckers and if you have too many income and outcoming 214 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 4: calls from California, they. 215 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 3: Know you don't really live in That's crazy. The IRS 216 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 3: is petty. 217 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 1: Are But I'm glad to hear you say all of this. 218 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: I'm going to email you after we record this because 219 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 1: you what you just described and wanting there. I have 220 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: a character in a pilot that is exactly that that 221 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,840 Speaker 1: you might just be the perfect person. I'm glad to 222 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:52,079 Speaker 1: hear you that you wanted a rule bending accountant, because 223 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 1: that's exactly what I'm talking about. So you started scam 224 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 1: Goddess about four years ago, right, Yeah, same with us. 225 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,400 Speaker 1: Banana's up four and a half for your twenty twenty. 226 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 2: We started ours in twenty twenty. I think yours is 227 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 2: twenty nineteen right, yeah. 228 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I been around. Yeah, we've been around. Yeah. 229 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: So when we started, you know, ours is a strange 230 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: news podcast around the world, but you have the same 231 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,960 Speaker 1: thing and that it's like when we started, we were like, Okay, 232 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: will there be enough strange news, and then within two 233 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 1: weeks of releasing, we get sent so much strange news 234 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 1: that were like, oh, this is an endless thing. It 235 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,440 Speaker 1: must have been the same with scams, like it must 236 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: have been like how many of these can I do? 237 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,160 Speaker 1: And then it's just like all your users, our listeners 238 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,080 Speaker 1: are just sending you scams all the time. 239 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,120 Speaker 3: Yeah. 240 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,760 Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like there's also a fundamental change 241 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:40,880 Speaker 4: that's happened in the universe where during the pandemic, everyone 242 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 4: collectively started realizing how much was made up and how 243 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,240 Speaker 4: much of productivity and like driving to work and having 244 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:52,440 Speaker 4: water cooler combo and shit like wasn't necessary, Like the 245 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,000 Speaker 4: world didn't stop when you didn't when you couldn't go 246 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 4: to work anymore, like you just got on zoom, or 247 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 4: if you weren't privileged enough to be on zoom, you 248 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 4: were in the hospital. 249 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,360 Speaker 3: Shout to the healthcare workers because y're been in the trenches. 250 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 4: Shout out shout out to the teachers, like like you 251 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,679 Speaker 4: know what I mean. So not everybody got that break, 252 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 4: but for those of us who did, we started looking 253 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,960 Speaker 4: around like, oh, maybe we're. 254 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:17,320 Speaker 3: Doing this wrong because I remember when the rivers in 255 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 3: like Italy started clearing up. 256 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, and like animals. 257 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,840 Speaker 4: Started coming outside, plants were going again. 258 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 2: I was like this, Wow, the sky in La was 259 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 2: so blue for that like one week where industry shut down. 260 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,680 Speaker 3: It's Malibu in fifteen minutes. 261 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,800 Speaker 2: It's like, this is supposed to work. 262 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: I know, it's really so. 263 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 4: Very but I think everyone started realizing it's a scam. 264 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 4: So like everything's made up, let's start making up our 265 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 4: own shit too. I feel like that's why crypto was 266 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,720 Speaker 4: such a huge boom, was Millennias were like, Okay, if 267 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,040 Speaker 4: the stock market is super saturated, we're gonna make up 268 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 4: our own money and our monkey photos and we're gonna 269 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,560 Speaker 4: make our own thing. 270 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,880 Speaker 2: Or that game Stop thing was the same thing. Where's like, 271 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 2: that's all these guys do. They scam this, So we're 272 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 2: gonna scam it. 273 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 3: Let's get on Reddit and short the fuck out of it. 274 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,880 Speaker 4: Like you know, like things like that, everyone has starting 275 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 4: to realize, like shit is fake, and so everyone is 276 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,560 Speaker 4: now I feel like collectively doing more scams because they're like. 277 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 3: Is this a scam, let's talk about it. 278 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,719 Speaker 1: Am I getting away with it? That's fine. If you're 279 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 1: getting away with it, you're fun. 280 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 4: So this like, y'all have a lot of weird news stories, 281 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,520 Speaker 4: there's always gonna be a lot of weird scams. 282 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is And this is when I just got recently, 283 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 2: which was I don't even know. I still don't know 284 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 2: how they did it, which was they called me and 285 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 2: said they were from my credit card company and that 286 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 2: someone had opened a credit card account my name. I said, okay, 287 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,760 Speaker 2: I'll call you back because I'm like, I'm not going 288 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,840 Speaker 2: to talk to you. So I'm up on them. And 289 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,440 Speaker 2: I went on the website and I looked up the 290 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 2: Chase visa number and I called it and it was 291 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 2: and I and it was a new person. It had 292 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 2: a whole menu that I went through and had to 293 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,839 Speaker 2: press a bunch of numbers to get to the person 294 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 2: to say fraud. Then I said it and it was them. 295 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 2: It was them like They're like, yeah, there's been fraud 296 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,360 Speaker 2: on your account. And I was like oh, And I 297 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 2: was about to give them some like critical information. And 298 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 2: my wife goes, what is this? She goes, hang up 299 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,960 Speaker 2: right now, and I was like, oh, oh, okay, and 300 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,320 Speaker 2: I just hung up, yes, ma'am, And then it is 301 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 2: a wife is that? 302 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,439 Speaker 1: Yeah? Right? 303 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,520 Speaker 2: And then I emailed them and told them the number 304 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 2: that I called. They're like, this isn't our phone number 305 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 2: and you don't have no one has opened up an 306 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,800 Speaker 2: account on your name. This is a scam. So they 307 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,240 Speaker 2: somehow have a website that looks like a Chase Bank 308 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 2: website that has a fake number on it that like 309 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 2: pops up before the actual Chase Bank website, which is 310 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 2: so fucking crazy. 311 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 4: And that's a symptom of capitalism because Google will let 312 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 4: anybody buy like space on those oh, so that you 313 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 4: pop up before somebody else. Yes, And like that's wild 314 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 4: to me because I've seen the ones where they clone 315 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 4: real numbers, like they clone the Social Security hotline, they 316 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 4: clone all that stuff and call you and then if 317 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 4: you hang up and call back. 318 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 3: For the real number, it's the real people. 319 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,160 Speaker 4: But this one is a combo Ooh this is good, Oh, 320 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 4: because oh, Kurt, because they're buying the ads bace on 321 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 4: Google so that you're that's the first thing that you 322 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,720 Speaker 4: see and then you feel more confident give me your information. 323 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 4: But I always say that like banks, like they talk 324 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 4: to you like a suspicious girlfriend who knows you're cheating. 325 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 4: You coming home too late? You smell like perfume. Where 326 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 4: you get that glitter? Why what's not on your collar? 327 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 1: Like? I just like it, run through it in the park. 328 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,360 Speaker 1: I throw it in the air and I run through it. 329 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 1: You know. 330 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 3: God, you know I hang out at joe Ans. 331 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 2: The only thing I'm guilty of kissing is a bunch 332 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 2: of Joe Adds fabrics. 333 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,880 Speaker 1: Who's j An Sir? 334 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 3: Unhand those fabrics your man. 335 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 4: But yeah, they'll they'll treat you like a disgruntled like 336 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,520 Speaker 4: you know, girlfriend or wife. They're not gonna like ask 337 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 4: for your information like that. They know your information. So 338 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 4: it's when they're like, oh, give us your social and 339 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 4: then also give us your credit card, It's like, why 340 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 4: are you asking for so much of my information to verify? 341 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, you already know it. You should already know. 342 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,640 Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm glad that your wife was like, hang 343 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 4: up on those people. But also, y'all check those Google 344 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 4: o's because they do that with fast food restaurants now too. 345 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 3: If you're old school and like you like to. 346 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 4: Call a restaurant that has actual delivery instead of like 347 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 4: an app like Postmates or grapup or whatever. If you 348 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 4: go old school and you're just like going to the 349 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 4: actual restaurant website and ordering food. A lot of times 350 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 4: now people are buying absents on Google to clone that 351 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 4: restaurant website so that they're the first one you click on, 352 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 4: and then they charge you. 353 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like drop shipping. 354 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 2: And if you look and if you look at the address, 355 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 2: it'll say like McDonald's, but then it'll be like McDonald's 356 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,960 Speaker 2: dot somethingelse dot com and it looks but if you 357 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 2: look at it quickly, it just looks like McDonald's dot com. 358 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 1: That's the URLs man. And then the day that they 359 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 1: were like, hey, should we have Lacey lacy On? I 360 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 1: was like yeah, And then I saw this have you. 361 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 4: This Beware of scammers on the corner, do not give money. 362 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,719 Speaker 1: Boulevard in La. It says beware of scammers on this corner, 363 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: do not give them money. And it's like somebody got 364 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: scammed and they were like, I'm not having it anymore. 365 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,160 Speaker 1: So they printed signs and just nailed them to this. 366 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 4: Phone that is such big hater energy. 367 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,840 Speaker 3: I love it. 368 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,399 Speaker 1: I love it. 369 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 3: You went to Kinkos. You were so you had hate 370 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 3: in your heart and it's ring just some regular signs. 371 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 3: Gott this sign is in red ink? Is it laminatedd 372 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:30,959 Speaker 3: it was? 373 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 4: They were like, this is rain proof. It's been raining 374 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,000 Speaker 4: a lot in LA. I want this to stay up. 375 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: Lacy mostly needs to know this is happening. 376 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,840 Speaker 3: I need to know why they hating on me. I 377 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 3: give my money off, Franklin. 378 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: All right, Curtie Bee, give us a news story. Let's 379 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 1: break into some bananas news. 380 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 2: All right, this is the news story that we're starting 381 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 2: half with. 382 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:54,679 Speaker 3: Uh. 383 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,320 Speaker 2: This was actually posted We posted it a while back, 384 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,480 Speaker 2: and a lot of an animals that sent this in. 385 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:04,560 Speaker 2: It's Indian police clear a suspected Chinese spy pigeon after 386 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 2: eight months in bird lock up. And I just felt 387 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,119 Speaker 2: like so many people had sent this in. It's a 388 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:14,119 Speaker 2: great story, but it's pretty. 389 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,240 Speaker 4: Much complexes out of hand. 390 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 2: I hope it's a little jail. I hope it's a 391 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 2: bird cups, little tiny jail cell. But I'm you know, 392 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 2: basically what the story is very simple and I'm not 393 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 2: actually going to get into it because I find it 394 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 2: basically was it's it was a courier pigeon from Taiwan, 395 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,360 Speaker 2: and that's they locked this bird up for eight months 396 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,439 Speaker 2: and now the bird is free. But my question was 397 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 2: is like, how many different animals have been used as spies? 398 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 2: Because we know about beluga whales, Russia uses them one 399 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 2: of the because we did a story about that. We 400 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 2: know dolphins have been used as spies, and I was like, 401 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 2: what are the other ones? So I found this article. 402 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,800 Speaker 2: This was in spyescape dot com, which is definitely a 403 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:09,440 Speaker 2: real website. It's called ten times the CIA used animals 404 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 2: for secret spy operations. 405 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:11,679 Speaker 1: Now cooking. 406 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,240 Speaker 2: Now we're cooking, And interestingly enough, like four of these 407 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,680 Speaker 2: are like machines built to look like animals, so I'm 408 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,119 Speaker 2: not going to do those. But the first animal that 409 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 2: they cover, which is amazing is Operation Acoustic Kitty, which 410 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,199 Speaker 2: is actually the name of it was in the nineteen 411 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,120 Speaker 2: sixties when CIA operatives wanted to bug an Asian head 412 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,359 Speaker 2: of State headquarters, thought about the cats wandering in and 413 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,359 Speaker 2: out of the meeting area. Why not wire a feline 414 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 2: field agent with an ear microphone and skull transmitter. The 415 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,639 Speaker 2: techies produced a three quarter inch transmitter to embed in 416 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 2: the loose skin at the base of the cat's skull. 417 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 2: A microphone was placed in the ear canal and an 418 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,959 Speaker 2: antenna woven into the cat's long fur. According to the 419 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 2: Wizards of Langley, the tail was used as the antenna. 420 00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,199 Speaker 1: There it is. 421 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,040 Speaker 2: Getting acoustic kitty to follow orders was another matter. 422 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 3: That's what I was about to say. Cats are not 423 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,880 Speaker 3: good employees. They are the worst employees. 424 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 4: Also, as are like I do what I want, I 425 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,880 Speaker 4: work my own hours. 426 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 3: What do you mean. 427 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,439 Speaker 2: Also, when like just a strange cat shows up inside 428 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 2: of like headquarters that no one's gonna be like like 429 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,200 Speaker 2: or maybe there's just constant cats coming in and out 430 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 2: in the sixties. 431 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,360 Speaker 3: But I just also feel. 432 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 4: Like a cat would really like cats are petty too, 433 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,560 Speaker 4: So you've already put something in this animal's back. You're 434 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,280 Speaker 4: disrupting this animal's body, and the cat's already mad. So 435 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,960 Speaker 4: I feel like if the cat heard like the crime, 436 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,879 Speaker 4: like I bet you, Like the guy was like, and 437 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,200 Speaker 4: so this is the crime we're gonna do, and this 438 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 4: is how we're gonna do it, And the cat's like yeah, yummy, 439 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,639 Speaker 4: I'm yeah. 440 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 3: All over it. So you can't even hear it. 441 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 2: Just petty or he just starts he starts petting the 442 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 2: cat while telling like the details, and you just hear like. 443 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,800 Speaker 3: It's like the code to the Safest. 444 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,160 Speaker 2: You're going to need a second cut. So this failed. 445 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,200 Speaker 2: So this one failed. 446 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 3: It was that was gonna fail. 447 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,760 Speaker 2: I'll go through a couple others. There's a spy hawk classic. 448 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 2: Of course, there's a spy hawk. This was after This 449 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 2: was after World War One. They got a little camera 450 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,120 Speaker 2: on a hawk and they were using it. They would 451 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 2: release the bird by boat in the Baltic Sea, I guess, 452 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 2: and it would fly through the cows of Denmark and Sweden, 453 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 2: where the Soviets closely monitored boat movements. And then they 454 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,879 Speaker 2: ditched the project because again it's a bird just flying. 455 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,919 Speaker 4: I feel like these people were in the wrong profession. 456 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 4: These are Disney animators who somehow started working for the CIA, 457 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,399 Speaker 4: and we're like. 458 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,960 Speaker 3: What if we got a hawk, and we like, you 459 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 3: should be writing game of throwns. 460 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,440 Speaker 4: Baby, you want to make ravens, you want to do 461 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 4: like you should not be working for the CIA. 462 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, just like they just went down one slightly wrong 463 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 2: path somewhere in their life. 464 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 3: They're like, you. 465 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,200 Speaker 4: Remember it's Cinderella where the birds like started cleaning the house. 466 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 4: Let's do that, but fruit for cias fineness, subt refuge, 467 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,359 Speaker 4: y'all with me. 468 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,640 Speaker 1: Nobody's looking to be weird for this. We'll secretly take 469 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,320 Speaker 1: tax dollars from people and we're going to make the 470 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,080 Speaker 1: birds they animated birds. Yeah, but we're gonna find real 471 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,480 Speaker 1: ones and we're gonna teach them how to fold sheets. 472 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 1: But in Russia, oh good. 473 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 4: This is also pizzyy off because I give way too 474 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,879 Speaker 4: much of my money to the government, and to know 475 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,680 Speaker 4: that people were just like, what if we didn't government birds? No, 476 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 4: what give me my money back? Give me my money back. 477 00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,080 Speaker 4: You're not helping the poor, you're not helping the homeless yards. 478 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,040 Speaker 4: The education is in the shitter. We don't make anything 479 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,199 Speaker 4: anymore in America. And but but we making birds so 480 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,399 Speaker 4: we can spy on people. 481 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,159 Speaker 3: Be serious's goofy. 482 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: Also, how big were microphones back then? And how big 483 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,680 Speaker 1: were cameras? What that hall? I know you had a 484 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 1: cam cord taped to its chest. 485 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,400 Speaker 2: I know in nineteen six they come a nineteen sixties 486 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,760 Speaker 2: black and white camera just hanging from a hawk's chest. 487 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: Cameras in two thousand and five were pretty big. 488 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 4: We also have to teach the hawk how to rotate 489 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,440 Speaker 4: the thing on the side so he can get the foot. 490 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: In chill zooming too much. This stupid fucking bird is 491 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,000 Speaker 1: zooming all the time. You know. 492 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,639 Speaker 3: I just think of a bird with like a flat 493 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 3: screen on his back. 494 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,840 Speaker 2: I love. We all knew exactly what those microfiche cameras 495 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:27,479 Speaker 2: looked like, those little TikTok box tictac TikTok tic tacks 496 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,879 Speaker 2: tic tac boxes they were, just because it was in 497 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,560 Speaker 2: every single spy movie. Oh yes, I wonder if that 498 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 2: actually ever existed, if that was made up by James. 499 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,160 Speaker 2: I would love one of those just to photograph things 500 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 2: on my desk. Another one was a dead dead droppers, 501 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,919 Speaker 2: so they used birds. They had odd birds, they had 502 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,199 Speaker 2: courriers for pigeons, they had ravens the birds. But this 503 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:54,440 Speaker 2: one's very interesting. This was used for spies in Russia. 504 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,240 Speaker 2: It was a dead drop rat. So they would take 505 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 2: a dead rat and hollow its body out and then 506 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 2: put the secret messages inside the body. So then if 507 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,239 Speaker 2: like they had someone who was like a spy, they 508 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 2: would like leave the rat just in a public place 509 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 2: because nobody wants to touch a dead rat, and then 510 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 2: like the spy would come pick up the dead rat 511 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 2: and get the message. I mean, like that is pretty good. 512 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 4: That's also very shady to Russia because they're like they 513 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:31,880 Speaker 4: got so many rats in Russia, nobody will even think 514 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,480 Speaker 4: a thing if we put it in the rat. 515 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,880 Speaker 3: Also, I feel like an a live rat would be good. 516 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. 517 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,680 Speaker 4: I was talking to Daniel Pinnock on an episode because 518 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,200 Speaker 4: like there's a big rat inplication that happened in Paris. 519 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,880 Speaker 4: And then also there were floods in New York City. 520 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 4: You know they're a big rat town, Like that's the 521 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,000 Speaker 4: rats of the landlords. Okay, you gotta pay your rent. 522 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 4: You know who owns New York the rats Ratituey and 523 00:24:59,400 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 4: his cousin. 524 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,800 Speaker 3: Okay, they're the mob. 525 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 4: But when it was flooding in New York, everybody was like, oh, 526 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,399 Speaker 4: this might be good because maybe it'll drown the rats 527 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 4: and then we won't have this many rats. And then 528 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 4: I googled and there was a scientific study that they 529 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,399 Speaker 4: put a rat and they put some rats in some 530 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,719 Speaker 4: water for like fifteen minutes, and then they took them out, 531 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 4: and because when they started to drown and then they 532 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,000 Speaker 4: put them back in water and they swam for almost 533 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 4: three days. Ratts are like Michael Phelps and they're like, 534 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 4: oh yeah, we're here. 535 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,320 Speaker 3: They floating around having a good time. 536 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,479 Speaker 4: So when everybody thought of New York when it was flooding, 537 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 4: like oh, we'll get rid of the rats. The rest 538 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 4: are like, oh, we had a water park six flags. 539 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,719 Speaker 1: Oh I love it. 540 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,040 Speaker 2: I love it that New Yorkers were like, oh, perfect, 541 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 2: no problem, this has a silver line. Again they kill 542 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 2: the rats. 543 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,239 Speaker 3: The rats were like, this is so fun. We at 544 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 3: the beach. 545 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 4: So rats are good employees. So I feel like the 546 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 4: rats could have been alive. I feel like the cat 547 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,119 Speaker 4: bad employee. But even though a live rat with ear piece, 548 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 4: that rat, we got all the information and we got 549 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,640 Speaker 4: real okay. 550 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,840 Speaker 3: We have the launch codes. 551 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 1: Sometimes mice and rats too, feel like you see them 552 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 1: out of the corner your eye. When I was living 553 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,159 Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, I was like sitting there by myself and 554 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,840 Speaker 1: I saw something move and I was like, was that 555 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,480 Speaker 1: a mouse? And I stood there for like fifteen minutes 556 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,199 Speaker 1: in my own living room just being like did I 557 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 1: see a mouse? It was like I had a ghost. 558 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,720 Speaker 1: It was fantastic. So they're basically natural spots. They go 559 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 1: hold a hole, they kind of move in the darkness 560 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,119 Speaker 1: and along the walls. What I'm saying is all rats. 561 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: I'm pro all rats being spies for the United States. 562 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 3: I vote for the rats. 563 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,800 Speaker 4: I think the rats are the ones who should be 564 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,360 Speaker 4: doing the job. 565 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,119 Speaker 3: And they're hard workers. No one works harder than a rat. Okay, 566 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,200 Speaker 3: you pizza Ray all night. 567 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 2: You've seen pizza y. They work hard. 568 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 1: Well. We did the story about the landmine rat that 569 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,280 Speaker 1: retired and had found like so many land mines. They 570 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,120 Speaker 1: gave it a medal of honor because this thing would 571 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 1: just do it for rewards. They would ski it like 572 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,560 Speaker 1: cheese or crackers or peanuts or whatever, and it would 573 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 1: run out, find one stand by it. They would clear 574 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 1: a land mine. They would give it food and it 575 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 1: was like next and they just had little They would 576 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: clear entire fields and they wore little suits, little vests. 577 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,280 Speaker 2: It was little bomb suits. 578 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 4: It's pretty sayless y'all got you you got bomb know, 579 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:20,440 Speaker 4: worry about it. 580 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,119 Speaker 2: I'll do this. This is the last one here because 581 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 2: it's something to worry about for the future. 582 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 3: We need to worry more. 583 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 584 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:36,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. The wooly mammoth so This is fascinating because so, Lacy, 585 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 2: do you know that they're they're bringing back the wooly mammoth. 586 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,320 Speaker 4: Okay, how do you reboot from this? 587 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,359 Speaker 2: So they used DNA frozen and ice and they and 588 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,800 Speaker 2: put it in an elephant egg and they actually have 589 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:56,119 Speaker 2: like a working like Willie mammoth like whatever. Semin Yeah, 590 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 2: So Frank and Woolies are coming back. And the c 591 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,440 Speaker 2: I A is one of the biggest investors. So here 592 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 2: it is what does the future hold in between investing 593 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 2: heavily in the metaverse and experimenting with AR, it seems 594 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 2: the CIA is also looking at abstract methods to prevent 595 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,480 Speaker 2: animals from dying out. I don't think that's why they're 596 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 2: doing it. 597 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 1: Quote unquote. 598 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 2: De extinction as it is done right involves scientists attempting 599 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,439 Speaker 2: to genetically clone ancient DNA to resurrec species like the 600 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,360 Speaker 2: wooly mammoth. The CIA is venture capital firm. The CIA 601 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,199 Speaker 2: has a venture capital firm, which is crazy called in 602 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:34,360 Speaker 2: Qtel is investing in Colossal Biosciences. Why in Qtel said 603 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,480 Speaker 2: it is about staying on top of the technology. 604 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 1: Quote. 605 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,480 Speaker 2: We now sit at a pivotal point in history where 606 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,920 Speaker 2: transnational issues, pandemics, climate change, population growth, human migration. Yeah, 607 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 2: intersect with nation to nation competition. That will increase the 608 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 2: potential for global conflict in coming decades. It doesn't say 609 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 2: why they were That doesn't say why they want to 610 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 2: bring a wooly mammoth back. 611 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, we just got deep briefed and we're also stupid. 612 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 1: We're like, a, right, let's do know what, fuck it, 613 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 1: let's do it. 614 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 3: Let's confuse the stupids. 615 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 4: You know Hazest corpus Sell Division. 616 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,360 Speaker 3: With Leonardo DiCaprio, y'all know the one. 617 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,520 Speaker 4: They just said a lot of words at us, and 618 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 4: we were like, okay, okay, so many words. 619 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 2: Fine, get it, gett it, Willie mammoth back. Fine, just stop. 620 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: Using your words. I want to ride one. Fine, that's 621 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:25,560 Speaker 1: pretty great. 622 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 4: I don't like that. Also, see that's my testament that 623 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 4: we're giving the government too much money. Let me y'all, 624 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,719 Speaker 4: y'all don't need to be doing stuff like this, Like 625 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,640 Speaker 4: we we want infrastructure, we want affordable housing. We want 626 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 4: y'all to stop price gouging, fight the egg market. Why 627 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,080 Speaker 4: they sending prices? Isn't that illegal? 628 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 3: Get help us? But they're like, no, Willy mammoth is 629 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 3: what y'all need? 630 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,920 Speaker 1: Can you imagine how big the microphone would be on 631 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,640 Speaker 1: a wooly man? 632 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 2: Just one dude in the fact, he's like, they got 633 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,200 Speaker 2: little ears, but they got big toss who put a 634 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 2: live microphones out there? 635 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,600 Speaker 1: That's where were headed. Yeah, give me another one. Scottie, 636 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 1: here's a fun one. She eats around. Sent this in 637 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. This was Nbclos Angeles dot com 638 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 1: Bailey Miller, who is the best in the business. Stowaway 639 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 1: flies from Denmark to Lax without a passport or boarding pass. 640 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,920 Speaker 2: What in the wheel well? In the wheelwell? 641 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 1: I wish right in the main cabin, Kurdie b uh Now, yeah, 642 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: this is pretty crazy. A criminal complaint filed against a 643 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,360 Speaker 1: Russian speaking stowaway who flew from Denmark to Los Angeles 644 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: without a passport, visa or plane ticket provides details around 645 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 1: a bizarre series of events during and after the flight. 646 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 1: Okay Sergei Ochigava arrived at Lax around one pm on 647 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 1: November fourth on Scandinavian Airlines flight that took off from Copenhagen, 648 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,880 Speaker 1: but at Customs and Border Protection checkpoint, officers discovered Ochiga 649 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,040 Speaker 1: was not listed as a passenger on the flight manifest. 650 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,240 Speaker 4: When manifest like that TV show where all the people 651 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,640 Speaker 4: disappeared and went in the sky and whatnot. 652 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's real. It was the whole time. 653 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,560 Speaker 3: It was whole time. 654 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,640 Speaker 1: That was true. Crime, that was real. When Ochigava was 655 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 1: asked for his passport, he was unable to provide it 656 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: and initially told officials he left it behind on the airplane. 657 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:30,080 Speaker 1: According to a criminal complaint, search of this CBP database, 658 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 1: which contains a list of everyone booked on all flights 659 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: to the United States, terrible ording comfort now very Comforting, 660 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 1: did not have Ochigava's name anywhere in the system. When 661 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,360 Speaker 1: asked how he boarded the flight, he claimed to have 662 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400 Speaker 1: not slept in three days and was confused about what 663 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 1: was going on. So he's not a mastermind or he is. 664 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 4: Good vibes like somebody who can get past that many 665 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 4: people at the airport, because everybody's mad at the airport. 666 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 4: No body is happy there. You know, they're getting drunk 667 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 4: at eight am. They're angry the flight attendant. They got 668 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,040 Speaker 4: to fight you and know how to punch people in 669 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,200 Speaker 4: the throw and also how to give CPR and land 670 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,640 Speaker 4: a slide. And everyone's mad. So if he got past 671 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 4: that many people, Oh. 672 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 2: He got vibes. 673 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: I don't know who will. 674 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 3: Sure, we need to study him. We need to actually 675 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 3: just take him in for observation. 676 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: Yes, we need to put those like green screen cap 677 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: motion sensors all over him. 678 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,800 Speaker 4: I want him in pill formed. Let go the man 679 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 4: at CIA. Let's study this man and put him in 680 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 4: pill form. 681 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:29,920 Speaker 3: We need it. 682 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:37,520 Speaker 1: All swallows surge. He did not have his name anywhere 683 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 1: in the system. Oh, he said, yeah. He was confused 684 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,320 Speaker 1: about what was going on. Ochigava stated he couldn't remember 685 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: how he got on the plane in Copenhagen and would 686 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 1: not explain what he was doing in Denmark either. What 687 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,480 Speaker 1: really wow? Crew members? So this is what's interesting. Crew 688 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: Members on the flight SK nine to three one made 689 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 1: note of the stowaway as he wandered around the plane, 690 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 1: changing his seats throughout the trip. So you're so scared 691 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,960 Speaker 1: if you're over the ocean and somebody's doing this, So scary. 692 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,400 Speaker 1: Unless he's attractive and you're kind of okay with you. 693 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,480 Speaker 4: He's kinda be because no one's tackled him. They didn't 694 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,720 Speaker 4: a citizens flight attendant arrest. They were like, he's sexy. 695 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 4: But he's strange. 696 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,320 Speaker 2: He has penetrating eyes. 697 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,719 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we want to him. 698 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 3: We want to put him in prison. 699 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 1: Oh, I hope he sits next to me. My wife 700 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 1: is asleep next to me. He sits his ass down 701 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: next to me. Where are you from? You can't remember? 702 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: How mysterious and exotic is this guy? 703 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 2: Wait, he's not going to reveal. He's not going to 704 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,040 Speaker 2: reveal how he got on it. We international flight No. 705 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,640 Speaker 1: According to the flight crew. This is where we really 706 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,680 Speaker 1: start to realize this guy did know what was going on. 707 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: According to the flight crew, Ochigava asked for two meals 708 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 1: during each meal service. It's just double down on meals 709 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,000 Speaker 1: and attempt. 710 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,240 Speaker 2: A stowaway, being like, wow, you bring another one of 711 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,240 Speaker 2: these around for me? 712 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,400 Speaker 1: Double down. That actually just reminded me of the story. 713 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 1: I gotta write a note. But so, not only did 714 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 1: he order for two meals during both meal services, he 715 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 1: attempted to eat the chocolate that belonged to the crew 716 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,640 Speaker 1: members WOA, which is great. 717 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,839 Speaker 2: Also, that's only something that happens on State Navy air 718 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 2: where there's only crew member chocolate. 719 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,280 Speaker 4: He's floated around to where you know, the flight attendants 720 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,200 Speaker 4: are warming up the first class meals or whatever. 721 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,839 Speaker 3: He and they're like, oh, give me a butter knif. 722 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,839 Speaker 3: I'm gonna help you all out. 723 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh does that chocolate I want? 724 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 3: So I'm gonna get a taste. 725 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,080 Speaker 4: Like he's fully on this flight, having a time, like 726 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:38,760 Speaker 4: he's everything. 727 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,920 Speaker 3: He and a cockpit like let me hold it for 728 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,640 Speaker 3: a little bit. 729 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:47,200 Speaker 2: And he just he's just so attractive. Everyone's like no, no, no, no, oh, okay. 730 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:56,160 Speaker 4: The mic he's like, we're now pluging two five thousands. 731 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,640 Speaker 1: Just cool cats. Yeah, he's just so good looking. Everybody's like, 732 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,440 Speaker 1: do you want to start at that? Into the snickers 733 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,640 Speaker 1: and I'll start at my end. We'll just see. A 734 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,160 Speaker 1: Scandinavian airline station manager confirmed that he was not on 735 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,799 Speaker 1: the manifest and when the head count was done there 736 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,160 Speaker 1: was a plus one on the passenger load, so they. 737 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,760 Speaker 3: Knew, they knew on the plane. 738 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:18,560 Speaker 4: Is crazy, but honestly, planes are getting scarier. I feel 739 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,719 Speaker 4: like every other week we're hearing about Boeing, Boeing, get 740 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,080 Speaker 4: your shit together. Why y'all got wheels flying off, Why 741 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,319 Speaker 4: y'all got doors flying off? 742 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,640 Speaker 3: What's going on? That's not stuff that's supposed to happen 743 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,200 Speaker 3: on the plane. 744 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,800 Speaker 2: And like, no, now I have to. Now it's like 745 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 2: a new thing that I have to do when I 746 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,279 Speaker 2: book a fucking flight is look at the equipment that 747 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,799 Speaker 2: it's flying on and be like what number Boeing flight? Like, like, 748 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,640 Speaker 2: I don't want to have. 749 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,960 Speaker 3: To random Boeing is this? This is a seven fortes? Ever, 750 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 3: what is this? 751 00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:47,160 Speaker 2: You to just be like airplane, airplane safe? Now it's not, 752 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,120 Speaker 2: oh no. 753 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:49,880 Speaker 3: And it used to be. 754 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 4: Remember when Sully Burger happened and the birds flew into 755 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 4: the plane and people sued him, they sewed the airline too, 756 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 4: like even though he landed the place safely and everybody 757 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,480 Speaker 4: was like, oh here, and they made the movie after 758 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,760 Speaker 4: him or whatever, But that was such a huge news story. 759 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,239 Speaker 3: Now the news cycle goes so fast that they'd be like. 760 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:06,759 Speaker 1: Oh, the. 761 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 4: Like the front of the plane flew off in the 762 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,720 Speaker 4: middle and everybody had to hold on till we landed. 763 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,399 Speaker 2: And yeah, and it's like why is it in. 764 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,200 Speaker 3: The news for one day? 765 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,239 Speaker 4: And Sally Berger was in the moves for like three 766 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,000 Speaker 4: weeks and that was an act of God. That was 767 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,360 Speaker 4: force masure when those birds flew in. But now the 768 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,239 Speaker 4: planes are just falling apart and we're like. 769 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:27,960 Speaker 3: Oh, we still got to get on them. 770 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, And then every once in a while articles will 771 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,359 Speaker 2: come out where it's just like the number of near 772 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:38,239 Speaker 2: misses of aircraft on runways is astronomically increased, and you're 773 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,319 Speaker 2: just like, what what, I. 774 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,839 Speaker 3: Think everybody is stressed out? 775 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,960 Speaker 4: I think ignoring the pandemic, Like now you were starting 776 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 4: to see the human error pop out in every single thing, 777 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,719 Speaker 4: because there's no reason that the planes should be getting recalls. 778 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 3: Like your car. 779 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 4: I remember I had a Ford Focus, and I learned 780 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,520 Speaker 4: at the dealership it was a lemon unless they smosed 781 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,600 Speaker 4: y'all show and then we love for it focused. But 782 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,040 Speaker 4: I would get like letters in the mail like, hey girl, 783 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,959 Speaker 4: bring your car in because the door might fly off. 784 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,160 Speaker 4: We got a door flying off situation. But it's a car, 785 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,279 Speaker 4: So you're like, oh, well cars like this. Fo the 786 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,320 Speaker 4: cars are blowing up a little bit in the parking 787 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,480 Speaker 4: lots or whatever we got. 788 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,400 Speaker 3: We got a blowing up situation. 789 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,480 Speaker 4: Just bring it in, b it is so we can 790 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,160 Speaker 4: make sure yours not gonna blow up. 791 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,239 Speaker 1: That's all little gas get It takes fifteen minutes, but 792 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: if you don't, it might blow up a little bit. Yeah, 793 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:31,040 Speaker 1: a little bit. 794 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,840 Speaker 4: We just don't want you to be blowing up in it, 795 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,880 Speaker 4: so just bring it all over and we'll fix it 796 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,440 Speaker 4: real quick. 797 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,319 Speaker 3: And now the planes are doing that. 798 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:42,439 Speaker 4: Now the planes are having blown up situations. 799 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,359 Speaker 3: Sitting for d Do you love a window seat? 800 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,799 Speaker 4: Yeah, you should change to the aisle because we have 801 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,000 Speaker 4: a window issues. 802 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, we feels what it feels like. Are you in 803 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,800 Speaker 1: a window or an aisle? Flyer? 804 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,360 Speaker 3: You know it's so bad about this. No, hell, no 805 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,280 Speaker 3: one's open the middle. 806 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,640 Speaker 2: You're right, you're right in the aisle, you're right in 807 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,840 Speaker 2: the app kind of kink. 808 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,759 Speaker 4: Do you think I have to be a middle You 809 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,239 Speaker 4: want me to sit in front, in the middle of 810 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,520 Speaker 4: people's families, And they're like, O, can we switch it? 811 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:14,520 Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I am a window girly, especially like 812 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,920 Speaker 4: I'm telling all myself. But like first class flights, like 813 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,960 Speaker 4: window you're away from everybody, like you get your bed, 814 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 4: but you're away or in the corner. But even if 815 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 4: I'm like flying you know, business or coach or whatever, window, 816 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,000 Speaker 4: I can lean my head on the window. I like 817 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,280 Speaker 4: the comfort. And then when I found out the windows 818 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,719 Speaker 4: were flying off planes, this is how sick I am 819 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,319 Speaker 4: down bad in America. I was like, well, I'm still 820 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,800 Speaker 4: gonna have to sit in the window seat. 821 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,960 Speaker 2: I'll just keep my I'll keep my seatbelt on. 822 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll keep my seatbelt on the whole so I 823 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:40,959 Speaker 3: don't fly out. 824 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,759 Speaker 2: That's what I That's what I think about now when 825 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,359 Speaker 2: I fly I'm just like, well, I guess i'll keep 826 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,640 Speaker 2: my seatbelt on in case. 827 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,680 Speaker 3: I mean, that's what when I go to movie theaters. 828 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,319 Speaker 3: I had a guy. 829 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 4: Okay, I was with a friend at a movie theater 830 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 4: and we're getting our tickets on the little you know 831 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,479 Speaker 4: whatever type and stuff. How you think the screen, Yes, 832 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:05,040 Speaker 4: the fecals where everyone has just like vigorously rubbed their 833 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,640 Speaker 4: taint and then touched the screen and not wash their hands. 834 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 5: I'm so ready, so ready, you know, Ni nikki kitmen 835 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,319 Speaker 5: gonna be in there telling us we bringing movies back 836 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,200 Speaker 5: in a place like this. 837 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,240 Speaker 3: You know, we're ready. 838 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,200 Speaker 4: And so we were typing in like our seats or whatever, 839 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,520 Speaker 4: and we were looking and we were like, okay, well, 840 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,440 Speaker 4: if we're gonna get these seats, like we should get 841 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,680 Speaker 4: you know how people usually like in a movie theater 842 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,399 Speaker 4: like not the neck breakers, not the front rows where 843 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,520 Speaker 4: you have to look up at the screen, not all 844 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,360 Speaker 4: the way in the back, but like the middle center 845 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,239 Speaker 4: is really like a sweet spot for watching. And we 846 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:46,920 Speaker 4: were like, yeah, we gotta do a middle center. And 847 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,080 Speaker 4: we were like, oh my god, we're glad that they 848 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,360 Speaker 4: still have middle centers available because that way, if the 849 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,359 Speaker 4: shooter come in, we can we can dick. We can 850 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,279 Speaker 4: dip out on either side. So when we come in 851 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,880 Speaker 4: and he starts shooting at us, we can't. 852 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,799 Speaker 3: Go to the left and to the right, crawl either way. 853 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,160 Speaker 4: And we're having this serious conversation just being like, yeah, 854 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,080 Speaker 4: so if we're right here, then if he come in, 855 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 4: it's like braaa, we can just crawl this way if 856 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,399 Speaker 4: he come in like this way, like like we we good. 857 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,920 Speaker 4: And the person behind us looked at us like you 858 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,280 Speaker 4: fucking ghouls. 859 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,160 Speaker 3: But I'm like, we live in America. 860 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,200 Speaker 4: We gotta prepare the plane doors flying off, we gotta 861 00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,040 Speaker 4: prepare for a plus one on the plane, and we 862 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,280 Speaker 4: gotta prepare for the shooter. 863 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,200 Speaker 3: Guap come into the movie and we gotta run. 864 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,759 Speaker 1: Oh no, I buy an extra extra large bucket of 865 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,839 Speaker 1: popcorn and put a baseball hat on it and sit 866 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,280 Speaker 1: it next to me, so they take a shot at him. First, 867 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,040 Speaker 1: and then I'm out of there every time. 868 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:38,920 Speaker 2: You yell Jeremy. 869 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:39,600 Speaker 1: And then. 870 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,719 Speaker 2: He was so smart and you see really making it. 871 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,479 Speaker 2: Oh man, he loved He wanted to go to to Yale. 872 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,680 Speaker 1: He was born with a cleft palette. But now he's 873 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 1: done so well in this. He got over it. 874 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,080 Speaker 2: He really has a lot of confidence. 875 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,040 Speaker 3: I was so proud of amo Jeremy. 876 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,520 Speaker 2: Keep sharing it him though. 877 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,320 Speaker 3: I start a charity, you on a Jeremy. 878 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,880 Speaker 1: For the kids Dodgers. 879 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,880 Speaker 4: Jeremy loved the kids. 880 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,680 Speaker 1: Oh man, I guess I'll eat his goobers. Is like, 881 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:16,200 Speaker 1: crawl out of this firing zone. Anyways, the forty six 882 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,680 Speaker 1: year old forty six year old gorgeous or surgey. So 883 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,200 Speaker 1: I was charged. Uh, he's in federal custody and he's 884 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:27,600 Speaker 1: expected in court. Blah blah blah blah blah. Didn't. Yeah, 885 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,560 Speaker 1: pretty fascinating that you can just do this. I was 886 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,759 Speaker 1: pitching a movie. I'd written the script and it was 887 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,320 Speaker 1: with Flula Borg who, Lacy, do you know? Fluy's a 888 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,520 Speaker 1: really funny guy. He's a German comedian and I bet 889 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,880 Speaker 1: you'd recognize him from stuff Kurtz worked with him. Then 890 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,279 Speaker 1: Flula and I I'd written movie for him that was 891 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,520 Speaker 1: kind of a plane's trains and Automobiles movie, and one 892 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,000 Speaker 1: element was that he says, you know, I flew I 893 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,880 Speaker 1: left my passport, but I flew here on a plane. 894 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,680 Speaker 1: And this one executive was giving us notes and was 895 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,799 Speaker 1: such a dick, like just a major asshole, and he 896 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,399 Speaker 1: was like, this is impossible. And then his like right 897 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,120 Speaker 1: hand was she was like, this is just it blows 898 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,920 Speaker 1: up the logic of the whole movie. And Flulah, God 899 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,080 Speaker 1: bless him was like, no, I did that. That's based 900 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,279 Speaker 1: on a true thing, and it's true. He again, he 901 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,560 Speaker 1: really did. He forgot his passport once at the airport 902 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,080 Speaker 1: flying back from Europe and was able to convince them 903 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,000 Speaker 1: because he used to have a big YouTube presence, was 904 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,840 Speaker 1: online a lot that he was who he said he 905 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,200 Speaker 1: was by showing them a lot of stuff on his phone, 906 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,480 Speaker 1: and they let him. They gave him like a temporary 907 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,280 Speaker 1: flight thing and they let him fly without a passport. 908 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,120 Speaker 2: That's crazy. 909 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,560 Speaker 1: I love so good. 910 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,680 Speaker 4: I was so love that that executive dick guy was 911 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,719 Speaker 4: definitely a scammer. There's some executives in Hollywood, I would 912 00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,280 Speaker 4: say most. 913 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:54,279 Speaker 3: Although I love you all, keep buying my shit. You're 914 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,359 Speaker 3: all my favorites. Keep buy my shit. You're so smart. Ooh, 915 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,160 Speaker 3: you're so creative. 916 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,240 Speaker 4: Like there's still people who just like shit on stuff 917 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,680 Speaker 4: because they have to have an opinion so that they 918 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,480 Speaker 4: can be valuable. So it's like, even if I don't 919 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about, I gotta be talking. 920 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,160 Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, and you know what she said. She 921 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,520 Speaker 1: was like, Oh that's great. Like as soon as it 922 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,279 Speaker 1: was real, it's like, oh, cool, I learned something. I'm 923 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,440 Speaker 1: not gonna make this movie, but yeah, I don't know 924 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,080 Speaker 1: how to say sorry shivot. 925 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,360 Speaker 2: Speaking of planes, trains and automobiles. I was. I was excited. 926 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,040 Speaker 2: It was like during Christmas and we're like watching Christmas 927 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,360 Speaker 2: movies with my kids and I was like, oh, planes, 928 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,440 Speaker 2: trains and automobiles. We never watched that, right, And so 929 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,719 Speaker 2: we start watching and I'm like, well, this is like 930 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,880 Speaker 2: it's not they're a little young for it and everything. 931 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,799 Speaker 2: My kids are six and four and uh. And then 932 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,759 Speaker 2: I was like, but there's this cause I remember I 933 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,440 Speaker 2: saw it as a kid, and so I remember this 934 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,040 Speaker 2: one scene that I thought was very very funny where 935 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,400 Speaker 2: they're like sleeping together and then he's like he's like, 936 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,719 Speaker 2: where are your hands? And he's like between two pillows. 937 00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,759 Speaker 2: Those aren't pillows, right. So we watched that scene because 938 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,600 Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is a funny scene. And 939 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,480 Speaker 2: then we watch it and then it ends and I 940 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,359 Speaker 2: like turn over to them, and then Olive, who's six, 941 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,000 Speaker 2: was just like, well, where was his hand? 942 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,479 Speaker 1: Lauren, get over here. It's a teachable moment coming up. 943 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,960 Speaker 2: And then I realized that I always had assumed that 944 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,000 Speaker 2: it was between his butt cheeks. Yeah, but it was 945 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,839 Speaker 2: probably just between his legs, and so that's what I said. 946 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,839 Speaker 2: I said it was between his legs, and she's like, well, 947 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,000 Speaker 2: that's not very funny. And then I was like, if 948 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,600 Speaker 2: it was his butt cheeks, that will be pretty funny. 949 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,160 Speaker 4: I love you being such a dad. The dads are 950 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,880 Speaker 4: always going to introduce the kids to chaos and be 951 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,080 Speaker 4: like this is what I do. 952 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,160 Speaker 3: I'm your dad. I might kill you, but I love you. 953 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,560 Speaker 4: You know, get on my shoulders, let's run through the park. 954 00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,239 Speaker 3: This isn't smart, but we're doing it. 955 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,440 Speaker 1: I'm your dad doing it. It'll be in a film 956 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,320 Speaker 1: class when she's in college in twenty years and earned 957 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,719 Speaker 1: fifteen years and she'll be like, oh, this is my 958 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,759 Speaker 1: favorite part. Watch this joke. It'll come back around. You 959 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,480 Speaker 1: planned it the rest spin the block. 960 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,720 Speaker 4: And as a kid, you got to see some stuff 961 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,239 Speaker 4: as a kid. Exactly why was I watching that? 962 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,839 Speaker 3: I was like, hmm, I remember. 963 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,320 Speaker 2: Seeing I remember seeing aliens when I was like twelve, 964 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:23,120 Speaker 2: and then just being so so scared for just years afterwards, 965 00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,719 Speaker 2: and I was like, was it worth it? Was that 966 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,239 Speaker 2: worth it? 967 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,760 Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I was scared of moving 968 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,480 Speaker 4: to California for a little bit. I think that's why 969 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,320 Speaker 4: I went to New York first, because I watched Boys 970 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,600 Speaker 4: in the Hood. And then when they shot Ricky like that, 971 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,359 Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, they murdering everybody in California. 972 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,279 Speaker 3: I can't go there. 973 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,680 Speaker 4: I was just a kid and I was like, they 974 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,360 Speaker 4: murdering everybody over there. This seems like a bad place. 975 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 4: I like the palm trees, but everybody's getting murdered. 976 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,799 Speaker 1: They just drive by. They don't even stop to shoot you. 977 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,319 Speaker 1: That's scary, Kurty. But you got another one for us. 978 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,040 Speaker 2: Let's get let's get one more in. Let's get one 979 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:04,960 Speaker 2: more in before do you hear I'll let you choose lazy. 980 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,520 Speaker 2: Do you want to hear about Japan's Naked Man Festival. 981 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,520 Speaker 2: Or do you want to hear about the man who 982 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:16,200 Speaker 2: made Chewbacca his Chewbacca suit out of forty five hair extensions? 983 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:17,920 Speaker 1: Doesn't? 984 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,880 Speaker 4: I mean, we've been talking about animals this whole time, 985 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,680 Speaker 4: so I kind of want to know what the Chewbacca situation. 986 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,200 Speaker 1: All right? 987 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,359 Speaker 3: Here it is our new Willie mammon, it is. 988 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,040 Speaker 2: This was This was in the BBC's and the title 989 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,840 Speaker 2: is I made my Star Wars Chewbacca suit from forty 990 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:44,799 Speaker 2: five bags of hair extensions. And is it a white dude? 991 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,160 Speaker 4: You know how much hair extensions? I'm not using that 992 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,880 Speaker 4: on a suit that's going in my weave. 993 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,680 Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm thinking. Is this guy walks in, 994 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,920 Speaker 1: he buys it. Everybody must have been like looking at 995 00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:02,120 Speaker 1: each other like okay, this creeps up to and it 996 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:06,680 Speaker 1: is and the suit is I mean, it's very good. 997 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,800 Speaker 2: It looks very good, but it's by This was written 998 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,799 Speaker 2: by Angie Brown, BBC Scotland, Edinburgh. It's a guy who 999 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,000 Speaker 2: lives in Scotland. So here it is. Cosplayers often go 1000 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,359 Speaker 2: to painstaking lengths to look like their favorite characters from 1001 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,920 Speaker 2: science fiction and fantasy, but one man has taken his 1002 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,240 Speaker 2: dedication to a new and very hairy level. Paul Smith 1003 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,239 Speaker 2: is becoming His name is Paul Smith has become an 1004 00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,200 Speaker 2: expert at making the Chewbacca costumes he wears a conventions 1005 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,520 Speaker 2: across the company country. It takes him three hundred hours 1006 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,560 Speaker 2: okay and forty five bags of hair extensions to make 1007 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,600 Speaker 2: each suit. As his home in East Lothian, the fifty 1008 00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,480 Speaker 2: four year old engineer is a self confessed geek who 1009 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,760 Speaker 2: has spent thousands of pounds building his collections of out blitz. 1010 00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:55,440 Speaker 2: It includes six wookies, so six six outfits three hundred 1011 00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:00,000 Speaker 2: hours each. What's that eighteen hundred hours? One eight hundred 1012 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:06,320 Speaker 2: hours spent just putting, you know, just weaves into a suit. 1013 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,080 Speaker 1: It's passion, I mean it's it's certainly I'm blessed to 1014 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:11,480 Speaker 1: do it. 1015 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,239 Speaker 4: I'm a part of the little bit of Tigga. I'm 1016 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,440 Speaker 4: a child who was raised on logo like come on, 1017 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,920 Speaker 4: you're doing drag and it's take you three hundred hours. 1018 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:29,160 Speaker 4: Maybe that workroom we could do that Showbaca way faster, baby, 1019 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,880 Speaker 4: you wasted your time like I went it on the 1020 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:36,440 Speaker 4: roadway Chante, you stay way faster than three hundred hours, 1021 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:41,280 Speaker 4: like you playing. 1022 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,919 Speaker 1: A show for Logo once where it was I talked 1023 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,000 Speaker 1: about this briefly, but it was two comics would hang 1024 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,799 Speaker 1: out with a bride and a groom, or a bride 1025 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,239 Speaker 1: and a bride or a groom and a groom, and 1026 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,560 Speaker 1: then they were going to roast the family at the reception, 1027 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,480 Speaker 1: like they were going to do a full roast and Logo. 1028 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:58,120 Speaker 1: Their budgets were so low. So I talked to a 1029 00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,600 Speaker 1: friend that was a someone. 1030 00:48:59,440 --> 00:48:59,960 Speaker 3: At their wedding. 1031 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,880 Speaker 2: Is crazy, so crazy, especially the people who are paying 1032 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:04,600 Speaker 2: for the wedding. 1033 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,319 Speaker 1: Yes, it was Ida Rodriguez and Felipe as Barza too. 1034 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,560 Speaker 1: It's like good comics. I was like, they were good comics. 1035 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,600 Speaker 1: But I talked to a friend. They had a show 1036 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,480 Speaker 1: was called The Big Gay Sketch Show. Yes, yes, they 1037 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:20,239 Speaker 1: did have that right. 1038 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,040 Speaker 3: They did very much, very much know about that show. 1039 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we and I talked to a friend that 1040 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,440 Speaker 1: had been on that show for a season and I 1041 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,120 Speaker 1: was like, what was your experience with them? Because I 1042 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,400 Speaker 1: was like, do I want to commit to this really 1043 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,560 Speaker 1: bad budget? It was like horrible, and he goes, oh, 1044 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,320 Speaker 1: they fired they fired me. I was like why, he 1045 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,960 Speaker 1: is like I just wasn't gay enough. I always remember, 1046 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,000 Speaker 1: like you got fired from logo for not being gay, 1047 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,800 Speaker 1: ed you are gay, and you are gay. This seems 1048 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,160 Speaker 1: like a easy lawsuit that I will be your lawyer. 1049 00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,440 Speaker 1: I'll go to law school right now. We're going to 1050 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,320 Speaker 1: win this, puppy. 1051 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,760 Speaker 4: No, he's not winning that. It's like this this network 1052 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,520 Speaker 4: is about being gay. You not serving cut and you 1053 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,200 Speaker 4: must leave. 1054 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:03,360 Speaker 1: Okay away for everything they're worth, here's seven thousand dollars. 1055 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,400 Speaker 4: HR is just playing a video of RuPaul being like 1056 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,160 Speaker 4: session away and he knows he's fired. 1057 00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:11,160 Speaker 3: Okay, he doesn't. 1058 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,920 Speaker 2: That's their conversation. We want to have a beating with you, 1059 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,799 Speaker 2: and they just play it and then wave it him. 1060 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,719 Speaker 1: You're like, that is a good argument. I'm not objecting sustained. 1061 00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,040 Speaker 1: I'm just taking I can't sustain. 1062 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,239 Speaker 3: So yeah, them in. 1063 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:27,520 Speaker 1: He's got passion. 1064 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,560 Speaker 3: He's got passion. 1065 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,600 Speaker 4: But unless he's like individually fiber sewing the hair or 1066 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,560 Speaker 4: something like, it's not giving for me because you could 1067 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,840 Speaker 4: have did that with a hoglu gun in two and 1068 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:37,560 Speaker 4: a half hours. 1069 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,480 Speaker 3: Like let's be serious. 1070 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,120 Speaker 2: So he uses so he makes the suit out of 1071 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,680 Speaker 2: like the same kind of like mesh that you have 1072 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,080 Speaker 2: on a wig, you know, so. 1073 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,040 Speaker 3: It's like, okay, so he is taking it through the mess. 1074 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,919 Speaker 2: He's taking it through the mess, so he's using he's 1075 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,120 Speaker 2: using the tool to pull it through. It goes into 1076 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:57,960 Speaker 2: his like process. So yeah, he's crocheting the hair into Yeah, 1077 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,040 Speaker 2: and there's just a photo of him with that's what 1078 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:01,640 Speaker 2: he says. 1079 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,799 Speaker 1: He says, I'm crocheting this bitch and then but it's. 1080 00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,920 Speaker 2: With the Scottish accent, so it sounds like. 1081 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:16,600 Speaker 1: That's cool. That's where Scotty jumped out. Race Scott Scotty 1082 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,640 Speaker 1: need to go to Scotland and do RuPaul's drag race 1083 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,360 Speaker 1: in Scotland. 1084 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's such a great idea. 1085 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,040 Speaker 1: There were a lot of bananas on this last season, 1086 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,680 Speaker 1: so bring it to Scotland. 1087 00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, Scotty, can you just give us the headline of 1088 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,840 Speaker 2: one and then we'll love to We'll let Lacey get 1089 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,120 Speaker 2: out of here. 1090 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,920 Speaker 1: But also Lacey plug away. Let's mask some stuff before 1091 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,640 Speaker 1: I do. Oh yeah, find you? Where can they listen 1092 00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:44,760 Speaker 1: to you? 1093 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:44,680 Speaker 3: Oh? 1094 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,640 Speaker 4: You can listen to scam got his podcast if you 1095 00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:51,239 Speaker 4: like comedy and learning about capitalism. It's my anti capitalist manifesto. 1096 00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,680 Speaker 4: But it's funny and you learn about a scam. You 1097 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,880 Speaker 4: learned about lots of scams. Scam got his Pot anywhere 1098 00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,720 Speaker 4: you listen to your podcast. If you want to follow 1099 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,160 Speaker 4: me and my personal shenanis d I V A l 1100 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,319 Speaker 4: A c I d've elacy on all platforms. If you 1101 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,160 Speaker 4: want to read my book, Scam Goddess, you can pre 1102 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,160 Speaker 4: order it now on Hush Shots. It'll be out in 1103 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,120 Speaker 4: the fall, and it's also very wild. 1104 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,120 Speaker 3: So get into things. 1105 00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:13,960 Speaker 2: That's awesome. 1106 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,719 Speaker 1: You would like to grace us with your presence when 1107 00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,160 Speaker 1: your book comes out to promote it. 1108 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,719 Speaker 2: We would love to have you back and do you 1109 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,480 Speaker 2: cover stories that you've covered on the podcast in the book? 1110 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,320 Speaker 4: Everything on the book in the book like every chapter 1111 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:34,000 Speaker 4: so it's a memoir, but every chapter is my life 1112 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,680 Speaker 4: and then how it relates to a true time story 1113 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,800 Speaker 4: that I love. So you know, there's a story about 1114 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,279 Speaker 4: me being in a shooting that I was like very 1115 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,440 Speaker 4: casual about being and because I was like, oh, they're 1116 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,279 Speaker 4: looking for somebody, They're not going to shoot all of us, 1117 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,160 Speaker 4: but they got bad aim we got to run. Like 1118 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,440 Speaker 4: there's stories about drug fronts I worked at and then 1119 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,800 Speaker 4: like real drug fronts that existed. Yeah, it's just like 1120 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,480 Speaker 4: it like I mean, when you open the book, it 1121 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,200 Speaker 4: starts with I went missing when I was five, lol, 1122 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,120 Speaker 4: And then you can learn how I got I went missing. 1123 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,720 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I didn't make it to the news, 1124 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,040 Speaker 4: which I still feel a little disrespected about because I 1125 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,520 Speaker 4: was a cute child. I was five and I was serving. 1126 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:22,840 Speaker 4: I was serving kid nap me white van, no windows realness, Okay, 1127 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,480 Speaker 4: but yeah, you can learn about how I went missing 1128 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,239 Speaker 4: and then how I learned that I fell in love 1129 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,520 Speaker 4: with scams because I just scam people all day. 1130 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,520 Speaker 1: I will be reading that book and I yeah to 1131 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,040 Speaker 1: do an get it right now? 1132 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,200 Speaker 2: Where can they pre order it? 1133 00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:36,280 Speaker 3: Hush shuts? 1134 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,120 Speaker 1: All right. 1135 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,040 Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to say any brand names because apparently 1136 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,560 Speaker 4: bookstores get very petty. 1137 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,239 Speaker 1: So that's right, all right, Set one for the road. 1138 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, just read it and we'll go. 1139 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,520 Speaker 1: You got it. Emily Fabian sent this in Thank you. 1140 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,120 Speaker 1: Emily will cover it on the next episode of Banana's 1141 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,200 Speaker 1: Evesdropping husband made over a million dollars by listening to 1142 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,200 Speaker 1: his business wife's phone calls. I read this. 1143 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,560 Speaker 2: It's a good one. Thank you so much, Lazy for 1144 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,319 Speaker 2: being here. Thank you to everyone listening. Thank you to 1145 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,239 Speaker 2: Katie Levine, our producer, Thank you everyone, and exactly right, 1146 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,480 Speaker 2: and thank you to our real human person, part intern, 1147 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,440 Speaker 2: part part time employee, Lisa Maggott. 1148 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,880 Speaker 1: And happy birthday, Kurt. 1149 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,480 Speaker 2: Oh, thank you it's your birthday yesterday? 1150 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, happy birthday. 1151 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,920 Speaker 1: Oh bananas. 1152 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:32,640 Speaker 3: That morning. 1153 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,040 Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media of production. 1154 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,480 Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine. 1155 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,040 Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan. 1156 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,600 Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard. 1157 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,440 Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and 1158 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,920 Speaker 1: Georgia Hertstart. 1159 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,280 Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot 1160 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,800 Speaker 2: intern 1161 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:09,600 Speaker 1: MHM