WEBVTT - Breakfast Of Champions!

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Work?

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<v Speaker 1>You work?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I have a job outside of rating cereals

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<v Speaker 2>from a spoon to five bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't even get paid for this.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Just here.

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<v Speaker 2>One day we'll have an ad. Okay, okay, this is Serial.

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<v Speaker 1>Killers episode thirty three, the dramatic music play out and

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<v Speaker 1>the crackles. Okay, what's up Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Not much, Scott, not much, just living the dream, having

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<v Speaker 2>a good day, oh so much.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's good. So one of your favorite cereals is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be in this episode, all right, because we

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<v Speaker 1>were a little not nice to each other last time around.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to make it up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>We hugged it out. We well, no, then through a

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<v Speaker 2>lengthy the lengthy court process.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes we did. We had you had Barnes and you

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<v Speaker 1>know we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Now injury attorneys yes, eight eight eight eight eight eight

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<v Speaker 2>eight or that you know the number of advertising works

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<v Speaker 2>see all right, so let's get into the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna start with the classic this time around. Okay, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this one's really classic. This one goes all the way

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<v Speaker 1>back to nineteen twenty four. Okay, it's an orange box. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's made by General Mills. Okay, for us in miniweeds?

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<v Speaker 1>What that comes in an orange box? That's Kellogg's. That's

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<v Speaker 1>probably like from the seventies. It's the matter with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean a lot of things. I mean, I'm definitely,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, someone who's overly emotional, and I just I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to work on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Scott, did you take the ceial course like

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<v Speaker 1>I recommended, because obviously you.

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<v Speaker 2>Did not, Scott, I got rejected from Cereals. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 2>can't get in with a scholarship.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the other. I've lost my train of thought now

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<v Speaker 1>because you're making me crazy. Oh this is also this

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<v Speaker 1>cereal was the first ever advertised on television. Okay, can

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<v Speaker 1>you guess? I mean I did, and I got a box.

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<v Speaker 1>I want me to try again. All right, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear the saying all the time, the breakfast of

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<v Speaker 1>champions Russell flakes. You mean a cereal that's packed full

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<v Speaker 1>of sugar is a breakfast of champions?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's like when McDonald sponsors the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just depressing to me. I don't understand why we

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<v Speaker 2>let that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you millennials or whatever you call you. People

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<v Speaker 1>have probably heard the term breakfast of Champions all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, someone say, oh, I had a Hershey bar

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<v Speaker 1>this morning, and someone else will say, oh, the breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>of Champions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I talked to my fellow millennials exactly like, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, the Breakfast of Champions is because there's champions

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<v Speaker 1>on the box all the time. There's different athletes and

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<v Speaker 1>sports stars and Olympians and all those people.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't this the one that Caitlyn Jenner was on?

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was Bruce Jenner. Yes, yes, back when he

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<v Speaker 1>was a he. He was Bruce Shenner was a heat Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she was a he. Sorry, was on the box. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Wheaties?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's wheaties.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it took me a second.

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<v Speaker 1>On this box of wheaties is Russell Wilson. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing he's a football player because he's holding a football. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's definitely playing basketball. We don't know sports.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the goal units that they score in sporting activity.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't they have touchdowns in baseball? Totally? Okay? Cool? So

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<v Speaker 1>wide pitch your receiver fourth quarter in I'm gonna blitch

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<v Speaker 1>you if you don't be good all right? So, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the last time I had wheaties is probably when

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<v Speaker 1>Mary lou Retton was on the box. Who was the

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<v Speaker 1>first woman on the front of the box, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Mary lou Retton, I think eighty four. She was an Olympian.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we don't talk about wheaties enough.

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<v Speaker 1>No, And I can't believe that we haven't had wheaties yet.

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<v Speaker 1>We're thirty three episodes in and we haven't had wheaties.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I've ever had wheaties.

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<v Speaker 1>They're basically just kind of like raisin brand without raisins.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love that. I'm gonna like that the most part.

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<v Speaker 2>Go go go open the box.

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<v Speaker 1>Their whole wheat flakes. They're not brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Go go go hold them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the ingredients. I want to see where

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<v Speaker 1>the sugar is. Whole grain wheat sugar. Sugar can't be

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<v Speaker 1>the second ingredient. And wheaties there's not even a marshmallow

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<v Speaker 1>in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter. They must be seasoning the.

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<v Speaker 1>Flakes sea sweetening.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, it's seasoning.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, I think what's gonna happen when one

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<v Speaker 1>of us leaves. What's going to happen to this podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>You're making it sound like this is happening soon.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I just want to know what's going to

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<v Speaker 1>happen or.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the mantle of serial killers being passed down.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know it's gonna happen one day because they're

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<v Speaker 1>not both gonna leave at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this the only way I get on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Garrett.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't eat this.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you can't have that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gluten and the second ingredient of sugar. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to come back when we have checks or cheerios.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, Scottie, that's Russell Wilson on the cover.

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<v Speaker 1>He plays basketball, Yes, he plays plays hockey that looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a football, though.

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<v Speaker 2>He blitzed the second quarter in the fourth inning of

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<v Speaker 2>the down.

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<v Speaker 3>Does Andrew know the the one article you wrote for

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<v Speaker 3>the newspaper?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. Look, I'm not a sports guy, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I blame it on my dad. He never threw

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<v Speaker 1>a ball to me. I mean, he was my little

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<v Speaker 1>league coach for like a season, and I played soccer

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<v Speaker 1>for a lo a little bit. But I wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>sports guy. So when everyone's talking to sports and Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowls and I don't know what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you crying?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's a cereal? I'm not crying.

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<v Speaker 3>Do your dad have cereal with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Greg t would say, don't cry, milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't cry milk. So I'm going to get some milk wheedies.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what team Russell Wilson plays for?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's wearing a shirt that's blue with a yellow number.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't put the actual jerseys they wear because.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't licensing thing. Yeah, they'd have to pay a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money. And it probably doesn't even say the

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<v Speaker 1>name of the team on the back because they probably

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<v Speaker 1>have to pay for that too.

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<v Speaker 3>Take a guess.

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<v Speaker 1>The blue and yellow people, the Pittsburgh the blue team.

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<v Speaker 3>The Seattle Seahawks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh well that's blue, right? Are they kind of blue?

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<v Speaker 1>They have blue? Yeah, Seattle Seahawks.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, that's why his jersey kind of looks like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I got youa Oh Pittsburgh is the Steelers?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Okay, yeah, I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I need to get like my dad

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<v Speaker 2>to throw you a ball now when he comes in

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<v Speaker 2>his Quaker outfit and were oatmeal. I'm gonna make him

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<v Speaker 2>bring a football in.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad was busy with his cars, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was out back blowing things up with m eighties. I

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<v Speaker 1>really didn't play sports all that much.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So now I feel like there's a deeper issue.

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<v Speaker 2>When were you blowing things off? Did you have a

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<v Speaker 2>manifesto somewhere that we should be worried about.

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<v Speaker 1>No, those things didn't happen back then. We were just

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<v Speaker 1>blowing things up in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh cool, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's your wheedies Andrew with fair Life one percent milk. Sorry, Garret,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't have any.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to watch you guys get muscles.

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<v Speaker 2>Hm, three balls in a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with you? This is a blind I love it. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just flakes with nothing like that. Where's the sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't taste it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no sugar in waties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is a sec. I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>One ball, one spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's rude.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all guts, that's rude. I like the milk, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what. The Fair Life milk is what really makes it.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I'm still not sponsored. This is not an ad.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I don't like that at all.

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<v Speaker 2>When what's her name was on the cover or in

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<v Speaker 2>the box?

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Lurettin Did it taste better? It did? Yeah it did.

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<v Speaker 3>But what sports did she play?

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<v Speaker 1>She was a gymnast. Yeah, I watched the Olympics when I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a kid, So answered by McDonald.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, back into the cereal sack. This actually is

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<v Speaker 1>the new cereal. Okay, there's gonna be a bonus box

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the one you're gonna like mmmmmmmm. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell you what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet chicken eggo waffle.

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<v Speaker 1>But you won't like any of that. Why gluten it

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<v Speaker 1>does everything else? Gluten today, extra gluten, extra sugar. Now

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<v Speaker 1>get out, get off my podcast. So this is another

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<v Speaker 1>flake cereal. Lots of flakes, too, frusted flakes. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not frosted flakes. I said, it's a new cereal frosted flakes.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, wheaties did have some variations back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day. It was like a honey gold one honey

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<v Speaker 1>kind of yeah, am wheaties. And then there was one

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<v Speaker 1>with raisins as well. They didn't last too long, which

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<v Speaker 1>I am surprised because wheedies with raisins is basically raisin bran.

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<v Speaker 1>So this one is from Kellogg's. Now, I know we

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<v Speaker 1>did Special K last.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm around Okay, this is which I learned. Is the

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<v Speaker 2>K is for Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. This is another Special K. This is brand new.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the newest in the Special K line, Scottie Shake.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you love fruit in your cereal? Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>really don't, do you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it gives me allergic reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>When we did Special K with red berries, you were

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<v Speaker 1>not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had an allergic reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is also Special K with red berries. However,

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<v Speaker 1>these berries are not strawberries. These are raspberries.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not looking forward to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you love that other raspberry cereal we had a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of months ago. Whichever, no frosted miniweats touch a

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<v Speaker 1>fruit raspberry.

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<v Speaker 2>Had an allergic reaction. Don't know why are feeding me boots?

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<v Speaker 1>I think these are actually like real real raspberries in here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see, unless they're fresh right out of a carton.

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<v Speaker 2>The dehydrated thing doesn't work with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh that smells nice. It really does. Yeah for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that smells really nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say one thing?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>The Special K name is stupid. Why because the K

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<v Speaker 2>is short Kellogg's, so it's special Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not necessarily four Kelloggs. It's just the Kellogg's K.

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<v Speaker 1>Look this K and this k oh hold on revelation.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at the K and Kellogg's. Yeah, right here, and

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<v Speaker 1>look at the K for special K. This K it touches,

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<v Speaker 1>this K does not. They're different ks. Hmmm, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to do an investigation and get back to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor b is on it, So cape up and runs

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<v Speaker 1>into the night. Here is your Kellogg's Special K Raspberry

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<v Speaker 1>brand new just came out. I think I'm gonna love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew will automatically vomit, but.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be with stupid superpowers.

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<v Speaker 1>See when you go into things knowing you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like it, you're not gonna like it, you won't even

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<v Speaker 1>give it a chance.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's really deep. I'm gonna embroider that someplace.

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<v Speaker 1>Let you make a t shirk right to you, has

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<v Speaker 1>a whole slew of them, all right, So here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm, got good. That's really good. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, no, has a burnt tire taste.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? It tastes like raspberries.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what raspberries you're eating, but they're probably nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'll go first, four balls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go second, two bowls. I don't like the tire taste.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't like it does.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like the acidity from the fake raspberry or

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<v Speaker 2>not dehydrated real the dehydrated strawberry rubber. Let me think

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<v Speaker 2>if today is a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, George, we need a vacuum.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Andrew, he tried to throw the box at me.

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<v Speaker 2>He was too obvious because his wind up took six years,

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<v Speaker 2>probably because your dad didn't play baseball with you. Bix

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<v Speaker 2>just exploded on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you're throwing at me first?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? From the last episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I had to get you back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you failed.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what we gotta clean this. I'm gonna finish eating this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Do you want some of mine? Nough two bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you though, this milk is delicious. It really is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding this. Yeah, all right, finally, now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you what you want. Great, you've wanted it

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time. Crusted flakes it's not frosted flakes, Mini,

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<v Speaker 1>it's mm hmmmm mmmmmm. So you know syllables at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate crunch berries you were born in?

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<v Speaker 1>What year? Eighteen ninety one just came out a year

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<v Speaker 1>after you were born. Okay, we're gonna stay with the

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<v Speaker 1>berry theme. Okay, yeah, any guesses again.

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<v Speaker 2>M Cinnabon cereal, there's no berries.

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<v Speaker 1>Its Cinnabon cereal, and there is no cinnabon cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>When you get don't make it anyone. When you yell

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<v Speaker 2>at me, I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being disrespected. Look my I'm red, I'm bulging. You

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<v Speaker 1>have my blood pressure way through the roof. I need

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<v Speaker 1>my Ramapril. Are you o?

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<v Speaker 2>My phone just fell on the pile of cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>We really need a vacuum. All right. So do you

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<v Speaker 1>like paw Patrol?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Because my kids call this the paw Patrol cereal? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what paw patrol is?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the dog Show? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna get it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is because I love you. I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from General Mills and you've been asking for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Kicks of the berry berry variety.

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<v Speaker 2>These are my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you say that for a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, do you like taking the personal enjoyment from me,

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<v Speaker 2>because it seems like you do. You're a fun sucker.

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<v Speaker 2>You suck the fun out of situations.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I said I like the cereal and you go it ede.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you said it's my favorite. You can only have

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<v Speaker 1>one favorite. Not true, very true, because then it would

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<v Speaker 1>be your second favorite or your third favorite, just like

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<v Speaker 1>I have a favorite child. Won't say which. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love you both equally. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you listened to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you winking at me as you say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut off? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>We are your fingers behind your back.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh, I don't know what to think. I haven't had

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<v Speaker 1>berry berry kicks in a long the best long time smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh they did something new, right, Yeah, the grapes

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<v Speaker 2>are different.

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<v Speaker 1>Grapes are not berries, first of all. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 1>they used to look like little bunches of grapes, which

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<v Speaker 1>is weird because the grapes are not berries. Right, the

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<v Speaker 1>last time I checked, a grape is not a berry.

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<v Speaker 2>You're asking the wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you don't know anything about produce even.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I know anything about produce.

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<v Speaker 1>Does grape have the word berry after it? Raspberry, strawberries,

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<v Speaker 1>blueberry boys and berry?

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<v Speaker 2>Did we go over this on one of the episodes?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you said, and I asked, and maybe this

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<v Speaker 2>is where we talked about roadside food.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, roadside berries. It's funny. I was out riding my

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<v Speaker 1>bike not too long ago and there were wild berries

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<v Speaker 1>growing on the side. But I didn't have my phone

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<v Speaker 1>with me. So I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture of said wild berries, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>send it to you so you can see that it exists.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's cut them up, put them in a cereal and

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<v Speaker 2>call it a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Callog's already did, all right? Now, berry berry kicks, it smells.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells delicious. I mean it does have an artificial

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<v Speaker 1>smell to it. I don't know if these are artificially

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<v Speaker 1>flavored or not. I'm gonna take a look.

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<v Speaker 2>I love berry.

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<v Speaker 1>They're naturally flavored berry berry Kicks. And the strange thing

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<v Speaker 1>is these only come in the family size. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen these in the regular size.

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<v Speaker 2>Is their family friendly?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that dog, there's like a there's a bulldozer

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<v Speaker 1>thing coming out of his butt on the back. Poor guy,

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<v Speaker 1>poor dog. There's a honey kicks also, it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>honey kick.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to try that? No, well, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to because we're running out of cereals. Actually, oh

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<v Speaker 1>really yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought when we started this year, like there's infinite cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why we're gonna do a podcast together. And now

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<v Speaker 2>literally thirty three episodes in, you're like, wait, reading got

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<v Speaker 2>of cereals. Let's end the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We still have hundreds to go. Don't worry, you are right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>berry berry kicks from our friends at General Mills. I

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<v Speaker 1>must say, shuck over in the marketing department, thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had to pick a favorite cereal company, it's

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<v Speaker 1>General Mills. I really, I really I like their creations.

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<v Speaker 1>Still not an ad no, not an ad ready fireball,

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<v Speaker 1>I no, no, no, tell you something, Holy cow. You

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<v Speaker 1>always say cheese doodles. Yeah, cheese doodles.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it, yeah for me. But they have a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of berry flavoring to them.

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<v Speaker 1>You would think from the smell of it that it

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<v Speaker 1>would have a lot more berry flavoring, but it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is also nice ingredients. Whole green corn.

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<v Speaker 1>Corn meals sugar, so we got a third ingredient, sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been doing very well the last couple of days

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<v Speaker 1>with the sugar content, except the wheaties. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>This is way sweeter than wheaties.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it berry berry kicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there must be hidden sugar and wheaties. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Is that like a slogan that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about. Yeah, that's how they promote themselves, hidden sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in, all right, that's kind of a creepy tagline. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I am not. This is not that good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna throw the box at you because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not an uncivilized animal, and plus we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a vacuum. It'd be a big, big problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Also the second problem. But I just want you to

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<v Speaker 2>know that I'm hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>We're allowed to like different things.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hurt because knowledge my feelings because.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like Paw Patrol on Barry Barry kicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it has nothing to do with Paul Patrol. You're

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<v Speaker 2>bringing something totally separate into the conversation. Barry Berry Kicks

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<v Speaker 2>is a staple for me, and you're treating it like

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<v Speaker 2>it is nothing to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask you something. So let's time we had a ball

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<v Speaker 1>at Barry Berry.

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<v Speaker 2>Kicks, probably about like a couple months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then that's not a staple. If it was a staple,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Your eat cereal outside of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do, just not all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>So are you saying that I invited somebody into this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast who doesn't eat cereal all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this what old couples sound like when they argue.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I know you'll like.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't like the reason, Brendan, you lied.

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<v Speaker 1>I know when I saw you up the sock cop

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<v Speaker 1>we did the mashed potato. All right, listen, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go now, because again.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you give this?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you give it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Okay, you know what I give it? A bowl

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<v Speaker 1>and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a sick sick man.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, two balls, two balls, But that's all it's getting.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't love it. I really.

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<v Speaker 2>A thing I'm going to say about berry Berry Kicks

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<v Speaker 2>is that they used to have more of a berry

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<v Speaker 2>flavor to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do remember that. I haven't had it in

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<v Speaker 1>quite a while. But yeah, maybe they should put some

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<v Speaker 1>red berries in it.

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<v Speaker 2>But based off nostalgia alone, it gets five balls for me.

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<v Speaker 1>No dehydrated red berries.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything dehydrated. You put it near the milk, it dehydrates. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I will throw it at your face and watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look. Okay, well, anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>They're acidic, it's nasty. There's nothing good about it.

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<v Speaker 1>If there was nothing good about it, they wouldn't make

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<v Speaker 1>it and people wouldn't buy it. Obviously people buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, they sell things that people hate all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, Andrew, try try, try to defend it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, well, who eats? Like, do you eat dehydrated chips?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're delicious. Do you wait a minute, what's a

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<v Speaker 1>dehydrated chip like dehydrated vegetable chips? No? I like fruit fruit, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I like to hyden apples and apricots and absolutely delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what the reason is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, those are different.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the reason is hold on, a reason is dried

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<v Speaker 1>not dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about like the app the cuntry ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, they're good. I put them in my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>and I suck on them until they rehydrate.

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<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Why that's just I guess I could just eat an

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<v Speaker 1>apple at that point.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably should.

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<v Speaker 1>We are so off track right now. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>listening to episode thirty three of Serial Killers. We're on

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<v Speaker 1>par for thirty five. I think we'll make it to

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five and that's about it. I'm gonna call it

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<v Speaker 1>a day.

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<v Speaker 2>You keep doing this to everybody, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if it's like your sick joke of being like, tell

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<v Speaker 2>me how good we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, whatever, it's just that I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you're just not into it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, Yeah, and what gives you that impressions? Guy?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're just very like, I'm gonna plan on

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<v Speaker 1>my phone. I don't know anything about cereal. What's Kelloggs?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what do you mean he had

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<v Speaker 1>a sanitarium.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that reminds me. Where are we supposed to go

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<v Speaker 2>into the history of cereals?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You know what will do that? Oh? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what the next episode is. It's the granola episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I love granola. Yeah, I did everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the granola episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna need to do that on a day when

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<v Speaker 2>we've had very filling breakfasts. This way, you know, cleaned

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<v Speaker 2>you out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because granola is very filling.

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<v Speaker 2>It's heavy and fiber.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything has fiber. Listen, we have to go because otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna argue for the next hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Bartles and James on the front porch. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who that is? Who the wine cooler guys from

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties who Okay, like the two old guys on

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<v Speaker 1>the Muppets and the balcony how about that? Yeah you

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<v Speaker 1>know them? Yeah, all right, that's what we sound like. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta go. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. Follow

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<v Speaker 1>us on Twitter, please serial Killers PC. That's cereal with

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<v Speaker 1>a C. Let us know what you want us to try,

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<v Speaker 1>because apparently we're running out of cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was the one who insinuated that. I came

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<v Speaker 2>onto this podcast with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Being like, there's dozens of cereals, there are so many cereals,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you just said in this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought I think we're running out of cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to try anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Like every single day a new cereal comes out, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're good. So you've scared our listeners, Am I jackal

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<v Speaker 1>or Hyde? I don't know because I'm like doing everything

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<v Speaker 1>on both sides.

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<v Speaker 2>What you are a confusing human? Just press the subscribe

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<v Speaker 2>button where you're listening right now. This way you get

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<v Speaker 2>maybe after episode thirty five that won't happen anymore. Leave

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<v Speaker 2>us a review. Why are you taking your shirt off?

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<v Speaker 1>I need medication?

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<v Speaker 2>You're so weird. Press the subscribe button, hit the like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Awkward that you're standing in front of a microphone shirtless

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<v Speaker 2>right now, Like I am a confused.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I need to head to mister Kellogg's sanitarium

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I can believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, well, thanks for listening. Love you so much,

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<v Speaker 1>and until next time, serial lovers, think inside the box.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when you wanted that to be the slogan not

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<v Speaker 1>catching on? Yeah one day, crunch crunch, I can put

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<v Speaker 1>my shirt on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seriously, this is awkwards and

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<v Speaker 1>Nipples are hard