Speaker 1: What are you doing over there?
Speaker 2: Work?
Speaker 1: You work?
Speaker 2: You know, I have a job outside of rating cereals
Speaker 2: from a spoon to five bowls.
Speaker 1: We didn't even get paid for this.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Just here.
Speaker 2: One day we'll have an ad. Okay, okay, this is Serial.
Speaker 1: Killers episode thirty three, the dramatic music play out and
Speaker 1: the crackles. Okay, what's up Andrew?
Speaker 2: Not much, Scott, not much, just living the dream, having
Speaker 2: a good day, oh so much.
Speaker 1: So that's good. So one of your favorite cereals is
Speaker 1: going to be in this episode, all right, because we
Speaker 1: were a little not nice to each other last time around.
Speaker 1: So I want to make it up to you.
Speaker 2: We hugged it out. We well, no, then through a
Speaker 2: lengthy the lengthy court process.
Speaker 1: Yes we did. We had you had Barnes and you
Speaker 1: know we're good.
Speaker 2: Now injury attorneys yes, eight eight eight eight eight eight
Speaker 2: eight or that you know the number of advertising works
Speaker 2: see all right, so let's get into the cereal sack.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with the classic this time around. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: this one's really classic. This one goes all the way
Speaker 1: back to nineteen twenty four. Okay, it's an orange box. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's made by General Mills. Okay, for us in miniweeds?
Speaker 1: What that comes in an orange box? That's Kellogg's. That's
Speaker 1: probably like from the seventies. It's the matter with you.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of things. I mean, I'm definitely,
Speaker 2: I think, someone who's overly emotional, and I just I'm
Speaker 2: trying to work on it.
Speaker 1: You know, Scott, did you take the ceial course like
Speaker 1: I recommended, because obviously you.
Speaker 2: Did not, Scott, I got rejected from Cereals. All right, well,
Speaker 2: can't get in with a scholarship.
Speaker 1: Here's the other. I've lost my train of thought now
Speaker 1: because you're making me crazy. Oh this is also this
Speaker 1: cereal was the first ever advertised on television. Okay, can
Speaker 1: you guess? I mean I did, and I got a box.
Speaker 1: I want me to try again. All right, one more thing.
Speaker 1: You hear the saying all the time, the breakfast of
Speaker 1: champions Russell flakes. You mean a cereal that's packed full
Speaker 1: of sugar is a breakfast of champions?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's like when McDonald sponsors the Olympics.
Speaker 2: That's just depressing to me. I don't understand why we
Speaker 2: let that happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you millennials or whatever you call you. People
Speaker 1: have probably heard the term breakfast of Champions all the time.
Speaker 1: You know, someone say, oh, I had a Hershey bar
Speaker 1: this morning, and someone else will say, oh, the breakfast
Speaker 1: of Champions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I talked to my fellow millennials exactly like, yes.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, the Breakfast of Champions is because there's champions
Speaker 1: on the box all the time. There's different athletes and
Speaker 1: sports stars and Olympians and all those people.
Speaker 2: Isn't this the one that Caitlyn Jenner was on?
Speaker 1: Well it was Bruce Jenner. Yes, yes, back when he
Speaker 1: was a he. He was Bruce Shenner was a heat Yes,
Speaker 1: she was a he. Sorry, was on the box. Yes.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it is?
Speaker 2: Wheaties?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's wheaties.
Speaker 2: Okay, it took me a second.
Speaker 1: On this box of wheaties is Russell Wilson. And I'm
Speaker 1: guessing he's a football player because he's holding a football. No,
Speaker 1: I think he's definitely playing basketball. We don't know sports.
Speaker 2: I love the goal units that they score in sporting activity.
Speaker 1: Don't they have touchdowns in baseball? Totally? Okay? Cool? So
Speaker 1: wide pitch your receiver fourth quarter in I'm gonna blitch
Speaker 1: you if you don't be good all right? So, I
Speaker 1: mean the last time I had wheaties is probably when
Speaker 1: Mary lou Retton was on the box. Who was the
Speaker 1: first woman on the front of the box, by the way,
Speaker 1: Mary lou Retton, I think eighty four. She was an Olympian.
Speaker 2: I feel like we don't talk about wheaties enough.
Speaker 1: No, And I can't believe that we haven't had wheaties yet.
Speaker 1: We're thirty three episodes in and we haven't had wheaties.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever had wheaties.
Speaker 1: They're basically just kind of like raisin brand without raisins.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. I'm gonna like that the most part.
Speaker 2: Go go go open the box.
Speaker 1: Their whole wheat flakes. They're not brand.
Speaker 2: Go go go hold them.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the ingredients. I want to see where
Speaker 1: the sugar is. Whole grain wheat sugar. Sugar can't be
Speaker 1: the second ingredient. And wheaties there's not even a marshmallow
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. They must be seasoning the.
Speaker 1: Flakes sea sweetening.
Speaker 2: Shut up, it's seasoning.
Speaker 1: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, I think what's gonna happen when one
Speaker 1: of us leaves. What's going to happen to this podcast?
Speaker 2: You're making it sound like this is happening soon.
Speaker 1: No, but I just want to know what's going to
Speaker 1: happen or.
Speaker 2: Is the mantle of serial killers being passed down.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's gonna happen one day because they're
Speaker 1: not both gonna leave at the same time.
Speaker 3: Is this the only way I get on the podcast?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Garrett.
Speaker 1: You can't eat this.
Speaker 3: No, you can't have that.
Speaker 1: This is gluten and the second ingredient of sugar. You'll
Speaker 1: have to come back when we have checks or cheerios.
Speaker 3: By the way, Scottie, that's Russell Wilson on the cover.
Speaker 1: He plays basketball, Yes, he plays plays hockey that looks
Speaker 1: like a football, though.
Speaker 2: He blitzed the second quarter in the fourth inning of
Speaker 2: the down.
Speaker 3: Does Andrew know the the one article you wrote for
Speaker 3: the newspaper?
Speaker 1: You know what. Look, I'm not a sports guy, okay,
Speaker 1: and I blame it on my dad. He never threw
Speaker 1: a ball to me. I mean, he was my little
Speaker 1: league coach for like a season, and I played soccer
Speaker 1: for a lo a little bit. But I wasn't a
Speaker 1: sports guy. So when everyone's talking to sports and Super
Speaker 1: Bowls and I don't know what's going on?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why are you crying?
Speaker 1: Because it's a cereal? I'm not crying.
Speaker 3: Do your dad have cereal with you?
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Greg t would say, don't cry, milk.
Speaker 1: Don't cry milk. So I'm going to get some milk wheedies.
Speaker 3: Do you know what team Russell Wilson plays for?
Speaker 1: Well, he's wearing a shirt that's blue with a yellow number.
Speaker 3: They don't put the actual jerseys they wear because.
Speaker 1: They can't licensing thing. Yeah, they'd have to pay a
Speaker 1: lot of money. And it probably doesn't even say the
Speaker 1: name of the team on the back because they probably
Speaker 1: have to pay for that too.
Speaker 3: Take a guess.
Speaker 1: The blue and yellow people, the Pittsburgh the blue team.
Speaker 3: The Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1: Oh oh well that's blue, right? Are they kind of blue?
Speaker 1: They have blue? Yeah, Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 3: All right, that's why his jersey kind of looks like it.
Speaker 1: I got youa Oh Pittsburgh is the Steelers?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to get like my dad
Speaker 2: to throw you a ball now when he comes in
Speaker 2: his Quaker outfit and were oatmeal. I'm gonna make him
Speaker 2: bring a football in.
Speaker 1: My dad was busy with his cars, you know, I
Speaker 1: was out back blowing things up with m eighties. I
Speaker 1: really didn't play sports all that much.
Speaker 2: Okay, So now I feel like there's a deeper issue.
Speaker 2: When were you blowing things off? Did you have a
Speaker 2: manifesto somewhere that we should be worried about.
Speaker 1: No, those things didn't happen back then. We were just
Speaker 1: blowing things up in the backyard.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, all right.
Speaker 1: So here's your wheedies Andrew with fair Life one percent milk. Sorry, Garret,
Speaker 1: you can't have any.
Speaker 3: I want to watch you guys get muscles.
Speaker 2: Hm, three balls in a spoon?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? This is a blind I love it. No, No,
Speaker 1: they're just flakes with nothing like that. Where's the sugar.
Speaker 1: I don't taste it.
Speaker 3: There's no sugar in waties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a sec. I like it.
Speaker 1: One ball, one spoon.
Speaker 2: Oh that's rude.
Speaker 1: It's all guts, that's rude. I like the milk, you
Speaker 1: know what. The Fair Life milk is what really makes it.
Speaker 2: Again, I'm still not sponsored. This is not an ad.
Speaker 1: No. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 2: When what's her name was on the cover or in
Speaker 2: the box?
Speaker 1: Mary Lurettin Did it taste better? It did? Yeah it did.
Speaker 3: But what sports did she play?
Speaker 1: She was a gymnast. Yeah, I watched the Olympics when I.
Speaker 2: Was a kid, So answered by McDonald.
Speaker 1: All right, back into the cereal sack. This actually is
Speaker 1: the new cereal. Okay, there's gonna be a bonus box
Speaker 1: and that's the one you're gonna like mmmmmmmm. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: can't tell you what it is.
Speaker 2: Yet chicken eggo waffle.
Speaker 1: But you won't like any of that. Why gluten it
Speaker 1: does everything else? Gluten today, extra gluten, extra sugar. Now
Speaker 1: get out, get off my podcast. So this is another
Speaker 1: flake cereal. Lots of flakes, too, frusted flakes. No, it's
Speaker 1: not frosted flakes. I said, it's a new cereal frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: By the way, wheaties did have some variations back in
Speaker 1: the day. It was like a honey gold one honey
Speaker 1: kind of yeah, am wheaties. And then there was one
Speaker 1: with raisins as well. They didn't last too long, which
Speaker 1: I am surprised because wheedies with raisins is basically raisin bran.
Speaker 1: So this one is from Kellogg's. Now, I know we
Speaker 1: did Special K last.
Speaker 2: I'm around Okay, this is which I learned. Is the
Speaker 2: K is for Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. This is another Special K. This is brand new.
Speaker 1: It's the newest in the Special K line, Scottie Shake.
Speaker 1: I know you love fruit in your cereal? Okay, you
Speaker 1: really don't, do you?
Speaker 2: No, it gives me allergic reaction.
Speaker 1: When we did Special K with red berries, you were
Speaker 1: not a fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had an allergic reaction.
Speaker 1: Well, this is also Special K with red berries. However,
Speaker 1: these berries are not strawberries. These are raspberries.
Speaker 2: I'm not looking forward to this.
Speaker 1: Well, you love that other raspberry cereal we had a
Speaker 1: couple of months ago. Whichever, no frosted miniweats touch a
Speaker 1: fruit raspberry.
Speaker 2: Had an allergic reaction. Don't know why are feeding me boots?
Speaker 1: I think these are actually like real real raspberries in here.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's see, unless they're fresh right out of a carton.
Speaker 2: The dehydrated thing doesn't work with me.
Speaker 1: Ooh that smells nice. It really does. Yeah for you?
Speaker 1: Oh that smells really nice?
Speaker 2: Can I say one thing?
Speaker 1: No? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: The Special K name is stupid. Why because the K
Speaker 2: is short Kellogg's, so it's special Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: No, it's not necessarily four Kelloggs. It's just the Kellogg's K.
Speaker 1: Look this K and this k oh hold on revelation.
Speaker 1: Look at the K and Kellogg's. Yeah, right here, and
Speaker 1: look at the K for special K. This K it touches,
Speaker 1: this K does not. They're different ks. Hmmm, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to do an investigation and get back to you.
Speaker 1: Doctor b is on it, So cape up and runs
Speaker 1: into the night. Here is your Kellogg's Special K Raspberry
Speaker 1: brand new just came out. I think I'm gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Andrew will automatically vomit, but.
Speaker 2: That would be with stupid superpowers.
Speaker 1: See when you go into things knowing you're not gonna
Speaker 1: like it, you're not gonna like it, you won't even
Speaker 1: give it a chance.
Speaker 2: Well that's really deep. I'm gonna embroider that someplace.
Speaker 1: Let you make a t shirk right to you, has
Speaker 1: a whole slew of them, all right, So here we go.
Speaker 2: Gross.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, got good. That's really good. I love it.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, has a burnt tire taste.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It tastes like raspberries.
Speaker 2: I don't know what raspberries you're eating, but they're probably nasty.
Speaker 2: That's not good.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'll go first, four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: I'll go second, two bowls. I don't like the tire taste.
Speaker 1: It doesn't like it does.
Speaker 2: I don't like the acidity from the fake raspberry or
Speaker 2: not dehydrated real the dehydrated strawberry rubber. Let me think
Speaker 2: if today is a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Guess what, George, we need a vacuum.
Speaker 2: Oh, Andrew, he tried to throw the box at me.
Speaker 2: He was too obvious because his wind up took six years,
Speaker 2: probably because your dad didn't play baseball with you. Bix
Speaker 2: just exploded on the floor.
Speaker 1: Are you're throwing at me first?
Speaker 2: Yeah? From the last episode?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I had to get you back.
Speaker 2: Yeah you failed.
Speaker 1: Now what we gotta clean this. I'm gonna finish eating this.
Speaker 1: This is good.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you want some of mine? Nough two bowls.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you though, this milk is delicious. It really is.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding this. Yeah, all right, finally, now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you what you want. Great, you've wanted it
Speaker 1: for a long time. Crusted flakes it's not frosted flakes, Mini,
Speaker 1: it's mm hmmmm mmmmmm. So you know syllables at all?
Speaker 2: Chocolate crunch berries you were born in?
Speaker 1: What year? Eighteen ninety one just came out a year
Speaker 1: after you were born. Okay, we're gonna stay with the
Speaker 1: berry theme. Okay, yeah, any guesses again.
Speaker 2: M Cinnabon cereal, there's no berries.
Speaker 1: Its Cinnabon cereal, and there is no cinnabon cereal.
Speaker 2: When you get don't make it anyone. When you yell
Speaker 2: at me, I feel.
Speaker 1: I'm being disrespected. Look my I'm red, I'm bulging. You
Speaker 1: have my blood pressure way through the roof. I need
Speaker 1: my Ramapril. Are you o?
Speaker 2: My phone just fell on the pile of cereal.
Speaker 1: We really need a vacuum. All right. So do you
Speaker 1: like paw Patrol?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Because my kids call this the paw Patrol cereal? Do
Speaker 1: you know what paw patrol is?
Speaker 2: It's the dog Show? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get it.
Speaker 1: This is because I love you. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: It's from General Mills and you've been asking for it.
Speaker 1: Kicks of the berry berry variety.
Speaker 2: These are my favorite.
Speaker 1: Well you say that for a lot of things.
Speaker 2: You know, do you like taking the personal enjoyment from me,
Speaker 2: because it seems like you do. You're a fun sucker.
Speaker 2: You suck the fun out of situations.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: I said I like the cereal and you go it ede.
Speaker 1: No, you said it's my favorite. You can only have
Speaker 1: one favorite. Not true, very true, because then it would
Speaker 1: be your second favorite or your third favorite, just like
Speaker 1: I have a favorite child. Won't say which. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love you both equally. I
Speaker 1: know you listened to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Why are you winking at me as you say that?
Speaker 1: Shut off? Andrew?
Speaker 2: We are your fingers behind your back.
Speaker 1: Ooh, I don't know what to think. I haven't had
Speaker 1: berry berry kicks in a long the best long time smell.
Speaker 2: Oh oh they did something new, right, Yeah, the grapes
Speaker 2: are different.
Speaker 1: Grapes are not berries, first of all. Second of all,
Speaker 1: they used to look like little bunches of grapes, which
Speaker 1: is weird because the grapes are not berries. Right, the
Speaker 1: last time I checked, a grape is not a berry.
Speaker 2: You're asking the wrong.
Speaker 1: Really, you don't know anything about produce even.
Speaker 2: Why would I know anything about produce.
Speaker 1: Does grape have the word berry after it? Raspberry, strawberries,
Speaker 1: blueberry boys and berry?
Speaker 2: Did we go over this on one of the episodes?
Speaker 2: And then you said, and I asked, and maybe this
Speaker 2: is where we talked about roadside food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, roadside berries. It's funny. I was out riding my
Speaker 1: bike not too long ago and there were wild berries
Speaker 1: growing on the side. But I didn't have my phone
Speaker 1: with me. So I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a picture of said wild berries, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send it to you so you can see that it exists.
Speaker 2: Let's cut them up, put them in a cereal and
Speaker 2: call it a day.
Speaker 1: Callog's already did, all right? Now, berry berry kicks, it smells.
Speaker 1: It smells delicious. I mean it does have an artificial
Speaker 1: smell to it. I don't know if these are artificially
Speaker 1: flavored or not. I'm gonna take a look.
Speaker 2: I love berry.
Speaker 1: They're naturally flavored berry berry Kicks. And the strange thing
Speaker 1: is these only come in the family size. I've never
Speaker 1: seen these in the regular size.
Speaker 2: Is their family friendly?
Speaker 1: Look at that dog, there's like a there's a bulldozer
Speaker 1: thing coming out of his butt on the back. Poor guy,
Speaker 1: poor dog. There's a honey kicks also, it's like a
Speaker 1: honey kick.
Speaker 2: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: You don't want to try that? No, well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to because we're running out of cereals. Actually, oh
Speaker 1: really yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought when we started this year, like there's infinite cereals.
Speaker 2: That's why we're gonna do a podcast together. And now
Speaker 2: literally thirty three episodes in, you're like, wait, reading got
Speaker 2: of cereals. Let's end the podcast.
Speaker 1: We still have hundreds to go. Don't worry, you are right, Okay,
Speaker 1: berry berry kicks from our friends at General Mills. I
Speaker 1: must say, shuck over in the marketing department, thanks so much.
Speaker 1: If I had to pick a favorite cereal company, it's
Speaker 1: General Mills. I really, I really I like their creations.
Speaker 1: Still not an ad no, not an ad ready fireball,
Speaker 1: I no, no, no, tell you something, Holy cow. You
Speaker 1: always say cheese doodles. Yeah, cheese doodles.
Speaker 2: This is it, yeah for me. But they have a
Speaker 2: little bit of berry flavoring to them.
Speaker 1: You would think from the smell of it that it
Speaker 1: would have a lot more berry flavoring, but it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I think this is also nice ingredients. Whole green corn.
Speaker 1: Corn meals sugar, so we got a third ingredient, sugar.
Speaker 1: We've been doing very well the last couple of days
Speaker 1: with the sugar content, except the wheaties. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: This is way sweeter than wheaties.
Speaker 2: I love it berry berry kicks.
Speaker 1: Oh, there must be hidden sugar and wheaties. I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Is that like a slogan that I don't
Speaker 1: know about. Yeah, that's how they promote themselves, hidden sugar.
Speaker 1: Come on in, all right, that's kind of a creepy tagline. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't. I am not. This is not that good.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna throw the box at you because I'm
Speaker 2: not an uncivilized animal, and plus we don't.
Speaker 1: Have a vacuum. It'd be a big, big problem.
Speaker 2: Also the second problem. But I just want you to
Speaker 2: know that I'm hurt.
Speaker 1: We're allowed to like different things.
Speaker 2: I'm hurt because knowledge my feelings because.
Speaker 1: I don't like Paw Patrol on Barry Barry kicks.
Speaker 2: Okay, it has nothing to do with Paul Patrol. You're
Speaker 2: bringing something totally separate into the conversation. Barry Berry Kicks
Speaker 2: is a staple for me, and you're treating it like
Speaker 2: it is nothing to you.
Speaker 1: Ask you something. So let's time we had a ball
Speaker 1: at Barry Berry.
Speaker 2: Kicks, probably about like a couple months ago.
Speaker 1: Well, then that's not a staple. If it was a staple,
Speaker 1: it would be.
Speaker 2: Your eat cereal outside of this podcast.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I do, just not all the time.
Speaker 1: So are you saying that I invited somebody into this
Speaker 1: podcast who doesn't eat cereal all the time.
Speaker 2: This is this what old couples sound like when they argue.
Speaker 2: All right, I know you'll like.
Speaker 3: You don't like the reason, Brendan, you lied.
Speaker 1: I know when I saw you up the sock cop
Speaker 1: we did the mashed potato. All right, listen, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go now, because again.
Speaker 2: What do you give this?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What do you give it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, you know what I give it? A bowl
Speaker 1: and a spoon.
Speaker 2: You are a sick sick man.
Speaker 1: Fine, two balls, two balls, But that's all it's getting.
Speaker 1: I don't love it. I really.
Speaker 2: A thing I'm going to say about berry Berry Kicks
Speaker 2: is that they used to have more of a berry
Speaker 2: flavor to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do remember that. I haven't had it in
Speaker 1: quite a while. But yeah, maybe they should put some
Speaker 1: red berries in it.
Speaker 2: But based off nostalgia alone, it gets five balls for me.
Speaker 1: No dehydrated red berries.
Speaker 2: Anything dehydrated. You put it near the milk, it dehydrates. No,
Speaker 2: I will throw it at your face and watch it.
Speaker 1: Just look. Okay, well, anyway.
Speaker 2: They're acidic, it's nasty. There's nothing good about it.
Speaker 1: If there was nothing good about it, they wouldn't make
Speaker 1: it and people wouldn't buy it. Obviously people buy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, they sell things that people hate all the time.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Andrew, try try, try to defend it.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, well, who eats? Like, do you eat dehydrated chips?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're delicious. Do you wait a minute, what's a
Speaker 1: dehydrated chip like dehydrated vegetable chips? No? I like fruit fruit, yes,
Speaker 1: I like to hyden apples and apricots and absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1: Now what the reason is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are different.
Speaker 1: Well the reason is hold on, a reason is dried
Speaker 1: not dehydrated.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like the app the cuntry ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they're good. I put them in my mouth
Speaker 1: and I suck on them until they rehydrate.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Why that's just I guess I could just eat an
Speaker 1: apple at that point.
Speaker 2: Probably should.
Speaker 1: We are so off track right now. Thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to episode thirty three of Serial Killers. We're on
Speaker 1: par for thirty five. I think we'll make it to
Speaker 1: thirty five and that's about it. I'm gonna call it
Speaker 1: a day.
Speaker 2: You keep doing this to everybody, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's like your sick joke of being like, tell
Speaker 2: me how good we're doing.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, whatever, it's just that I feel
Speaker 1: like you're just not into it anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, and what gives you that impressions? Guy?
Speaker 1: You know, you're just very like, I'm gonna plan on
Speaker 1: my phone. I don't know anything about cereal. What's Kelloggs?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what do you mean he had
Speaker 1: a sanitarium.
Speaker 2: Oh that reminds me. Where are we supposed to go
Speaker 2: into the history of cereals?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know what will do that? Oh? You know
Speaker 1: what the next episode is. It's the granola episode.
Speaker 2: I love granola. Yeah, I did everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the granola episode.
Speaker 2: We're gonna need to do that on a day when
Speaker 2: we've had very filling breakfasts. This way, you know, cleaned
Speaker 2: you out.
Speaker 1: No, because granola is very filling.
Speaker 2: It's heavy and fiber.
Speaker 1: Everything has fiber. Listen, we have to go because otherwise
Speaker 1: we're just gonna argue for the next hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Like Bartles and James on the front porch. You don't
Speaker 1: know who that is? Who the wine cooler guys from
Speaker 1: the eighties who Okay, like the two old guys on
Speaker 1: the Muppets and the balcony how about that? Yeah you
Speaker 1: know them? Yeah, all right, that's what we sound like. Okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. Follow
Speaker 1: us on Twitter, please serial Killers PC. That's cereal with
Speaker 1: a C. Let us know what you want us to try,
Speaker 1: because apparently we're running out of cereals.
Speaker 2: So okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't say that.
Speaker 2: Like I was the one who insinuated that. I came
Speaker 2: onto this podcast with you.
Speaker 1: Being like, there's dozens of cereals, there are so many cereals,
Speaker 1: and now you just said in this episode.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought I think we're running out of cereals.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to try anymore.
Speaker 1: Like every single day a new cereal comes out, so
Speaker 1: we're good. So you've scared our listeners, Am I jackal
Speaker 1: or Hyde? I don't know because I'm like doing everything
Speaker 1: on both sides.
Speaker 2: What you are a confusing human? Just press the subscribe
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Speaker 2: us a review. Why are you taking your shirt off?
Speaker 1: I need medication?
Speaker 2: You're so weird. Press the subscribe button, hit the like.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if there's a like button. Rate
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Awkward that you're standing in front of a microphone shirtless
Speaker 2: right now, Like I am a confused.
Speaker 1: I think I need to head to mister Kellogg's sanitarium
Speaker 1: because I'm insane.
Speaker 2: I can believe that.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well, thanks for listening. Love you so much,
Speaker 1: and until next time, serial lovers, think inside the box.
Speaker 1: Remember when you wanted that to be the slogan not
Speaker 1: catching on? Yeah one day, crunch crunch, I can put
Speaker 1: my shirt on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, this is awkwards and
Speaker 1: Nipples are hard