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Speaker 1: The produce is already pretty expensive these days, but this

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Because did you guys know luxury fruit is a whole

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Speaker 3: I did know this because there isn't a food blog

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Speaker 3: in the world that you don't follow, even if you don't.

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Speaker 4: Speak the language.

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Speaker 3: Jose and you're still watching the video algorithm.

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Speaker 1: I had never heard of this before till today. But

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Speaker 1: there's a business called Sembikaya with more than ten different

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Speaker 1: stores in Tokyo, and they're considered the Tiffanys of fruits.

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Speaker 1: It's basically Michelin Star grocery shopping for produce, and it's

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Speaker 1: so popular it's now going to be making its way

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Speaker 1: over to America soon.

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Speaker 3: No, that is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you a picture and we'll have this up

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Speaker 1: on the Brook and Jeffrey Easter of Stories. But this

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Speaker 1: is a variety set of pearl white strawberries.

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Speaker 3: I've seen these before, these pearl white ones.

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Speaker 1: They're luxury strawberries. A package of twenty seven goes for

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Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: Shut that is, and you know you'll have them in

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Speaker 3: your fridge for two days and four of them will

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Speaker 2: But they'll still taste good.

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Speaker 5: You eat the mold even with the Yeah, it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Not everything's that expensive.

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Speaker 1: There, perfectly packaged crown melons are being sold at the

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Speaker 1: lolo cost of one hundred and twenty eight dollars each.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, but it's.

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Speaker 1: Worth it because these growers hand polliny, hand water, hand massage,

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Speaker 3: Not that I want my melons massage, you know, you.

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Speaker 2: Do, trust me. You're not just paying for the fruit.

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Speaker 1: You're paying for the time that these experts took to

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Speaker 5: Wag you beef. It's like how they take care of

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Speaker 3: All you're paying for is the ability to tell other

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Speaker 3: people that you spent one hundred and twenty dollars millons.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's a huge yeah, and that's all it is.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you can buy your melons over at seven eleven.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get the luck stuff on. This place makes

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Speaker 1: whole Foods look like the Salvation Army.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, give me a dry melon any day over that

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Speaker 1: We gotta move on and get it into your shock

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Speaker 2: Right, honey, dude, give it to us, Jake.

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Speaker 4: Did you guys know that April is National Humor Month?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I know? Who wants to hear it?

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Speaker 5: Joke?

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Speaker 3: What a funny thing to say.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Studies have found the average adult laughs about seventeen times

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Speaker 4: a day a day, the average child laughs three hundred

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Speaker 4: times a day, and while the average Jose laughs two

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Speaker 4: hundred and ninety thousand times or twenty four hour period.

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Speaker 4: Those are facts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a long day.

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Speaker 4: And if you're currently falling below the average number of laughs,

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Speaker 2: Director for it makes you laugh. You should try it

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Speaker 4: But today we're gonna be honoring National Humor Month by

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Speaker 4: recognizing the professionals who've made us laugh the most. In

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Speaker 4: a special Highest net Worth Comedians edition of plenty of twenty,

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Speaker 4: I have a list of the twenty highest net worth

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Speaker 4: with the woman who's related to a famous Idaho comedian,

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Speaker 4: Jaffa Fox. That's her uncle Brook to highest net worth

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna start really simple. There's noise not on

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Speaker 4: Number one of the unnewly minted billionaire. Jerry signs. Wow,

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Speaker 4: let's go over to Jose next.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm super cool here because I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm in that terrible fruit story.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'll shut up.

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Speaker 5: Let's go simple. Let's go easy. I'm gonna say Kevin Hart.

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Speaker 4: Kevin Hart number six on my list, and that worth

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Speaker 4: the four hundred and fifty million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Go over to Jeffrey Well, I mean, you have to

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Speaker 1: think of people that don't just do stand up comedy,

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Speaker 2: Off that and you gotta go with Adam Sandler there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he is totally stand up.

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Speaker 4: Adam Sandler number seven on my list, just below Kevin

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Speaker 4: Heart four hundred and forty million below. Let's go to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so this.

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Speaker 4: Name comedia show creators, talk show host. Okay, talk show host,

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Speaker 2: I see comes up on TikTok all the time.

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Speaker 4: Is like Jimmy Fallon.

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Speaker 2: That's a good one.

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Speaker 4: Jimmy Fallon is not in the top twenty. Alexis is

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Speaker 4: out for this round. We're back to Brook. The number

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go I'm really torn by doing a couple,

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Speaker 4: Carry Answer is not on my list, did not crack

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Speaker 5: More back over to jose My Gosh, I'm getting scared.

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Speaker 4: All right. I'm sorry to remind you Brook, you got

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Speaker 4: the silver saved, so you're still in Yeah, that's right,

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Speaker 4: you're still in it. Let's go over to Jose.

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Speaker 5: I'm keeping with my safe ones. I'm gonna say Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 4: Steve Harvey number fifteen, barely squeets onto the list, one

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Speaker 4: hundred and eighty five million dollars. You just don't want, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: Okay, sticking with famous movie comedians, Let's go with mister Bean.

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Speaker 4: A great answer, Rowan Atkinson.

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Speaker 2: You know his name, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Number nineteen on the list, mister Bean. Also Johnny Porlish.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over to Brook. You're still in because that's

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Speaker 4: silver saved.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we haven't named many female comedians yet. Show me

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Handler.

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Speaker 4: Chelsea Handler did not make the top twenty. Brook is

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I have a female comedian on my

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Speaker 5: in my head two now that she said that. But

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Speaker 5: I want to keep going with the guys I think

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Speaker 5: because they make like fifty million dollars per Netflix special.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle is not on my last.

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Speaker 5: Year money he made, he doesn't do it not and

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Speaker 5: that's it.

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Speaker 4: That means, Jeffrey, you've won today's edition. Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over some of the names you guys missed

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Speaker 4: on this list. Have the number two Matt Stone and

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Speaker 4: Trey Parker, the creators of South Park seven hundred million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Number four was Ellen with five hundred million dollars. I

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Speaker 4: seventy five million. Bill Cosby made it at number eight

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Speaker 4: four the list. Number nine David Letterman three hundred ninety million,

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Speaker 4: the creator of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David at three

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Speaker 4: eighty Seth MacFarlane made Family Guy three hundred million. Dan

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Speaker 4: Ackroyd has a Canadian liquor of Empire two hundred and

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Speaker 4: fifty million. Yeah, look up dan Ackroyd's liquor. Conan Ray Romano,

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Speaker 4: Sasha Baron, Cohen, Drew Carrey, Ricky Gervais, and number twenty

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Speaker 4: on my list was Steve Martin.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's only one female on that list.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, number five, number four, but they only let one time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's not alright.

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Speaker 2: So I get to choose to get shot.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the in studio comedian jose Belanter

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Speaker 1: this honor and he's gonna be singing sexy and I

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Speaker 2: F a O.

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Speaker 5: When I walk in the spot, this is what I see.

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Speaker 5: Everybody stops and they're staring at me.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day. Got your

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Speaker 2: fun tab coming up in just a few minutes. Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning,